The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, March 10, 1893, Image 3
TO EXPEL SCROFULA from ti.io system, tana Sarsaoarilla the stan tard blood-purifier and tonic. It Cures Others will cure you. MNQER 5IQML5 SET MEN THINKING. Head-ache, Loss of Appetite, Wakefulness, Nervousness, Back-ache, Drawing-down-ach ing Pains in the Small of the Back, Weaken ing Eyesight. Dropsical Swellings, Shortness of Breath, Frequent Desire to Urinate. Con stipation, Hot Dry Skin, are DANGER SICNALS and indicate KIDNEY DISEASE. BE WARNED IN TIME . . . . . • IT IS NOT TOO LATE OREGON KIDNEY TEA WILL RESTORE YOU TO PERFECT HEKLTH, TRY IT. THE MILD POWER CURES. HUMPHREYS* Dr- Humphrey** Specifics are scientifically and carefully prepared Remedies, used for years in private practice and for over thirty years by the people with entire success. Every single Specillc a special cure for tile disease named. Tliey cure without drugging, purging or reducing the system, and are iuiaci auu uceu the Sovereign He medics of the World. LIST or KUMIiERB. CURES. PRICES. 1— Fevers, Congestions, Inflammations. .25 2— Worms, Worm Fever, Worm Colic... .25 3— Teething; Colic, Crying, akefulness .25 4— Diarrhea, of Children or Adults.25 5— Dysentery,Griping, Bilious Colic.25 6— Cholera Morbus, Vomiting.25 7— Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis.. .25 8— Neuralgia, Toothache, Faceache. .. .25 9— Headaches, Sick Headache. Vertigo. .25 10—Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Constipation .25 It—Suppressed or Painfal Periods- .25 12— Whites, Too Profuse Periods.25 13— Croup, Laryngitis, Hoarseness.... .25 14— Halt Rheum, Erysipelas. Eruptions. .25 15— Rheumatism, or Rheumatic Pains .25 16— Malaria, Chills, Fever and Ague ,25 17— Pilea, Blind or Bleeding.... . .25 18— Ophthalmy, Sore or Weak Eyes.25 19— Catarrh, Influenza, Cold In the Head .25 20— Whooping Cough.25 21— Asthma, Oppressed Breathing.25 22— Ear Discharges, Impaired Hearing .25 23— Scrofula, Enlarged Glands, Swelling .25 24— General Debility, Physical Weakness .25 25— Dropsy, and Scanty Secretions.25 26— Sea-8ickness. Sickness from Riding .25 27— Kidney Diseases.25 29— Sore Month, or Canker. .25 30— Urinary Weakness, Wetting Bed.. .25 31— Painfal Periods.25 34— Diphtheria, Ulcerated Sore Throat.. .25 35— Chronic Congestions & Eruptions. .25 EXTRA. 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Men aud'Women made strong by a study of their particular trouble. That malignant blood disease permanently cured without the use of Mercury. We always guarantee a cure. NEWERA MEDICAL AND Surgical DISPENSARY MAIN ENTRANCE'^nlVI^IvOMAHA.^ >,1^’ ' | WALKING IS FASHION HOW HEAVY NEW YORKERS TRY TO REDUCE THEIR WEIGHT. Central Park a Favorite Place For Wraith anil Beauty to Walk as Well as to Hide. Good Katured Comments on the Daily Procession as Ft I*asses By. Pedestrianism is quite the proper thing nowadays. Even when the streets are in a filthy condition, the daily constitu tional is quite as necessary to the aver age man as his daily bath or his evening of recreation. He takes a stroll on the avenue perhaps to limber up his joints and meet his friends. Perhaps, if he is inclined to rotundity, he does it to re duce his weight. Of late Central park has been growing in popularity among the portly class. If you will take a trip up to the big reser voir at almost any time of the day, you may see any number of people of all ages, conditions and degrees of prosper ity plodding about the lf-mile track which surrounds it. The reservoir is the highest portion of Manhattan Island. The view from all sides is picturesque. On the south the city lies stretched out in a magnificant panorama as far as the eye can reach. It is a spot particularly adopted for the purpose for which it was intended—the pleasure of the people. Some of the pedestrians there are sprint ers, and do their work without regard to dignity. Others 6hunt around with all the di uity of a game cock. It is not an uncommon sight to see a woman weighing from 200 to 300 pounds puffing along like a slow going locomotive with a heavy train attached, her arms swing ing at her sides like the driving rods of an engine. She is out for what there is in it. She cares nothing for the ques tioning looks of the spectators nor for their unkind remarks. She has just so many pounds to remove per the doctor’s orders, and she is trying to do it. So regularly do these open air fiends make their appearance on the track that the men employed at the gatehouse on the south side in the capacity of watch men, gatekeepers and helpers can spot one half a mile away. “There comes Aunty So-and-so,” they comment. “Wliat a gait she has got on this morning! See that stride! She’s trying to break the record.” “And there is Popper So-and-so. He's •making good time too. W onder if he’ll overtake her before she reaches the turn? Whew, but he’s making the gravel fly! Five pounds off this morning sure,” and as the reducers of flesh go flying past the gatehouse the nod familiarly to the men who happen to be in sight. “Who is this coming?” asked a reporter of the men at the gatehouse a few day's ago as he saw a young woman approach ing. “Why, we call her Beauty, one of the men replied. She was a tall young wom an, fair, and with the form of a Juno. She was striding along on the other side of the lake. As she passed the men she nodded good morning and strode away, her head in the air, her shoulders back, chest thrown forward and with a 3-foot stride. She wa3 out for oxygen. Her cheeks glowed with the rosy hue of per fect health, and her eyes sparkled like diamonds. “She lives on Fifth avenue,” contin ued one of the helpers. “Every morn ing at 9 o’clock, if the weather is any way pleasant, she is here walking for dear life. But ain’t she a ‘beaut?’ And she’s not stuck up a bit. She has a nod and a smile for all of the boys, just as you saw her then. I’ll wager every dol lar I have that there isn't a man on this road that can overtake her if she is in the mood for sprinting. Look at that stride of hers. She covers three feet two, I’ll bet,” and taking a tape measure frow his pocket he measured the marks of her feet after she had passed. “I told you so,” he exclaimed, holding up the tape so it could be seen. “Three feet two and one-half,” and he grinned with delight. “Yes, I've measured it be fore,” he acknowledged, when accused of it. “You see, I take a great interest in the girl, because two years ago when she first began coming here she looked as if she could not live a month. She was as pale as a ghost. Her chest was sunken in, and I thought she was going into consumption. You would never think it to see her now, bub. Winter or summer she seldom misses a day except perhaps during the extreme heat of the summer and rainy or wet weather. Her father is a commission merchant down town, and very often he accompanies her in her walks. Everybody likes to watch her, she is so graceful and strong.” men came a man or about 50, short and very obese. He had a very large head, short gray whiskers and legs that were no larger than baseball bats. “Morning,” he said, with a nod of recog nition. “Fine air—lots of it. Three pounds off this morning or die. Lots of people out. Goodby,” and as his spindle shanks, working at the rate of 100 times a minute, carried him out of range of hearing ho was still talking. He was a Wall street broker. He has been trying to reduce his flesh for a year, but he is as fat now as ever. “But here comes the hummer.” “Morning, boys, morning. Can’t stop talk. In hurry. Make circuit 20 min utes or bust. By by.” And he was out of hearing. He was a short man, thin and about 55. He had a smooth face and was wiry of limb. In a few m.uutes a bevy of pretty girls —seminary girls—came along with their chaperon, a young woman who looked as if she had but just graduated herself. She eyed the men suspiciously as much as to say: “Don’t you dare flirt with these girls. They are out under my care, and I will protect them.”—New York World. A City In a Mountain. The city of Banian, in Bokhara, is cut in the side of a mountain. There are 12,000 artificial caves, some very large, and two statues—one SO, the other 20 feet high—each hewn from a single stone.— ! St. Louis Globe-Democrat. SHE DROPPEL KLH MITTEN. And She Was An^ry Up- si* the Deaf Old Man Misumlers. 1 Her. It was just 0 o'clock, ; : the car win pc.c . il with people going home. •She curried some huiiuki., and in her efforts to handle them and save them from crushing she dropped her mitt . a. She Baw it go, but was ] iwerlcss io stay itB descent, and ii \v.. down in succes sive stages in atri.,.;;n' r space between herself, a man wlio looked o er her bead, ami an individual who was deaf, “There goes my mitten!” The deaf man leaned over anil Baid. “Eh?” “My mitten—mitten—it fell down.” “Well, ye can’t git it, mum. Y’ll have to wait till the car gils to the end oft o line, so the conductor kin pull up the floor.” “I’ll do nothing of the kind. Besides I ain’t goin to have all these people wallcin on it for half an hour.” “Haven’t ye got another one?” said the deaf man. “Course I’ve got another one,” and she wiggled the hand incased in her other mitten. The deaf man 6aw the movement, and knowing that women often carry car fare inside their hand coverings reached over and pulled her mitten off for her. Then she screamed. The conductor was the only man who could edge his way to the scene of trou ble. “What’s the matter here?” “Lady dropped her nickel and can’t pick it up,” said the deaf man. “Didn’t drop my nickel—dropped my mitten,” said the lady with the packages. “Said she had another one,” pursued the deaf man, “but she lied.” “You’re an old doorpost,” said the woman with one mitten. “Queer how folks go travelin about town with only one nickel,” said the deaf man. “They get along better’n people with no ears,” said the woman who didn’t drop her nickel. “Was that all the money yer husband give ye?” asked the deaf man in a tone of sympathy. “Ho must be a regla’r brute.” ‘Tf he was here now, he’d eat you up.” “I s’pose them’s collars and cuffs she’s been doin up and is goin to deliver ’em,” said the deaf man to the passengers. Then the conductor said, “Fare, please,” and the woman gave up a nickel that she had been carrying in her mouth. “Thought it was in yer mitten.” said the deaf man. “You don’t know how to think,” said the woman. “Wonder why she didn’t carry ’em both in her mouth?” said tho deaf man. “You ought to stuff both your own mittens in yer mouth,” said the woman. “Ain’t ye afraid ye’ll swaller yer nick el that way some time?” asked the deaf man. “it 1 do, 1 reckon it won t injure my hearin,” said the woman. Then the conductor got down on the floor and recovered the woman’s mitten, and she got off at the next crossing won dering why some people didn’t carry' ear trumpets. The deaf man said, by way of enlight ening the other passengers, “I guess it was her mitten instead of her nickel that she dropped.”—Chicago News-Record. Woman to Woman. The attitude women assume toward strange women was amusingly brought out in a New York court a few days ago. A female witness in a case where a young man was accused of slashing a young woman’s dress while riding in the elevated was asked by one of the law yers, “Do you mean to say, madam, that you saw all those tears or cuts, which ever you please, in a lady’s skirt and yet hadn’t the politeness to tell her of it?” “I do,” said the witness. “I have often told women when their dress was out of order in the street, but I always got snubbed for my pains, and I made up my mind not to do it any more. If a man should tell a woman that her dress was out of order, she would be very apt to thank him, but she never thanks a wom an.”—San Francisco Argonaut. Trees Require Good Soil. Southern soil seems to possess the nec essary substances for the growth of all species of trees and plants natural to warm climates. Substances that con tribute to the nutrition of plants will act as food for trees, and, as wo see the phys ical properties of the trees themselves, leaves and other matter have a direct share in their nutrition. There are some soils so hard and clayey that the roots of trees cannot spread, and thus they fail to reach the substances which they re quire for food. Hence the tree becomes stunted in growth and is soon dead, fall ing to the ground to become, through its ashes, nutrition for some other frailer plant which can subsist in such soil.— Boston Transcript. A Good Dressing: For Shoes. When meditating a trip on a rainy day, it is a wise plan to rub the shoes with a waterproof mixture, which will make them soft, pliable and hardy. A very good recipe for this is an ounce of bees wax, an ounce of turpentine, a quarter of an ounce of Burgundy pitch, melted over a slow fire with a half pint of oil. Be cautious with the turpentine. This mixture may be applied often and will be found really excellent.—New York World. Did You Ever? Did you ever expect a letter from a dear friend and get instead a cross grained note of complaint? Or confi dently expect a check in the morning mail and get an invoice of bills? Did you ever rush with beating heart to get your mail and receive nothing but an advertising circular?—Boston Common wealth. "Shop” Expressions. The curiosities of talking “shop” were never better exemplified than in the case reported by an unloving woman. In a country trip she occupied in a short transit the seat beside the driver. “He told me,” she said, “that he had been ‘bus-ing it' this winter: had 'hack-ed it' all last summer.”—New York Times. O. E Butterflfed. AltorniM . n gi»* LEGAL NOTICfc. Thomas Inman Wiili >in | nm I man, John Initial!. ii-i i Ii I.on IIIUIHII, El.ZiltS'll (I son. defe- iiiinih ‘v it i . .. 28th «Ih> of Jill . 1892 ii- »• i.l H admin stru or. p*ni>* ll in r- it turn in me iM-inei mi County UgtilllKt MIIO-*. V t it. i» e HMtl o*t Hit* 21s •: fehr ' |> v supplemental |»el f . . » «•»«t• all of Hi id dele.I ... it* a f which are to li.r. ,1 - i .-i executed 1 >3 H M I nIII lit Ii. to v me I ih L Vm i.tif i -■ m assigned to }»ia • tut o h south the sou - lowest qiiw i» r <»t ae« •. t i ti - . • n township lout, n< r> h • * w< ‘Vest ot the 6th P m . m i i.»\» Nehrttsku. to 8H4 lire the avm ul . specified ill a certain tie * g *e April 2, 1888 due a tl paiate. n lt> f rom date. «»r at option «f In \ r >n, ■ default of interest or tux* s h • • ‘•even per cent per aoiiuiu pay a . - miHlIy both pt'iicit-al and t• t r*•*. interest from due Ml H-. I .Tin, . there is now due upon «n*«t d and m the sum of $267 9c wul* m; .*st m cent fr* m Apr I I 1892. and ppontitr > a deer* e that d* fendants »*• «quir< .t ttie same or that said pr -mtses may le waiisly the amount found «lue You are required to answi r s Id petit t*- * or before the 11 rti day of \pni 1893 Dated February 22d. 1893 0. E. IIUTTKKPIKLI» Attomei for p First publication March 3 1893 41** J. A. Cokdkai,, Attorney. NOTICE. Ed Drain will take iioiice, that on D«* « day of February. 1893. .1. K Kelley a j.i> ef the peace of Willow Grove precin Willow county. Nebraska, issued »u • • ■ attaehtnent for tin* sum of $15 and *• . litis action, and has caused Die Bin Voluntary Kelief Department oi thei tpe a Burlington and Quincy Kail mad < oinp tie duly served with attuehineni ai nishee. B8 having monies a*d red it** «• possession belonging to ihes.-id Ed I»m*p an action yiending before him wher* in K II. Spearman is plaintiff, a d Ed Drain * fendant: rhat property of the detendmi .• sisting of the said monies in Di* hap*i-< fD> said Burlington Voluntary Kelief Depart up of the Chicago. Burlington and Quinev - , road, haH been attached and garnished u «h said older Said eau*e was continued m it* 22d day of March. 1893. at 1(1 o’clock a m. J. A. < 'OltPKAI., Attoniev for plaint tl McCook. Nebraska Febriirtrx 17, 1893. SHERIFF'S SALE. By virtue of an order of sale directed to m from the District < ourl of Ked Willow county Nebraska, on a judgment obtained befo.* Hon. D. T. Welly. Judge of the District Court of Ked Willow county. Nebraska, on the 19th day of December. 1892, in favor of Minnie t Ballard as plaintiff and against John Greer etal. asdefcndaniH. for the sum of six hundred and nine dollars and twenty-five cents ($609 2;'»*. and costs taxed at $50.23. and accruing eosis: and co-defendant Western Loan and lines* rnent Co., on the same day obtained a decree for the sum of $67.25. I have levied upon tip following real esta't* taken as the property ol said defendants to satisfy said judgment, to-wif: the west half of the north-Wesr quar ter, and the west half of the south-west quar ter of section thirty-two (32). in township three north, in range thirty (30), west of the 6th P. M., in Ked Willow county. Nebraska. And will offer the same for sale *n the highest bidder, for cash i< hai d. on me 27th dav of March. A. D., 1893, in front of the south door °f the court house, in Indianola. Nebraska, that being the budding wherein the last term of court was held, at the hour of l o'clock p. M. of said day. when and where due attend ance will he given by the undersigned. Dated February 21st. 1898. E. K. Banks, Sheriff of said c ounry. First day of publication February 24. NOTHING ELSE LIKE IT. WheD the publishers decided to issue The Journal twice a week at the same price of the old week lies, §1.00 per year, they shuck just what the public wanted— something between the old-fash ioned weekly and the high-priced daily. The success of The Semi Weekly Journal has been imme diate and continued. It has dis tanced evei'y one of its once-a-week rivals. It doesn’t take long to convince people that a good live paper every Tuesday and Friday is better than only one a week, especially when you appeal to their pocket books, and give it to them at the same price. Headers will testify that it is almost as good as a daily. The markets twice a week are worth the money. Four complete novels each year by “The Duchess,” Miss Braddon, and other widely known authors, are worth the dollar. Its legisla tive news is its strong point just now. It is wide-awade, spends money for news, and is always in the lead. You can see its supe riority over the old-fashioned weekly. Everyone who subscribes now gets a Seaside Library free. Ains oner won i noia goou al ways. One of our big offers is The Semi-Weekly Journal and Weekly New York Tribune, both one year for §1.25. Our great premium, History of the United States, Stanley’s Book, or Life of Spurgeon, prepaid, and The Jour nal, §1.40. Either book is worth §1.50 alone. Your choice of these books and the Weekly New' York Tribune and Journal a year for only §1.65. What a combination of reading matter! If you send us your own and another new name, we will send you either of the above books free. Subscribe now and get 104 papers a year, which is less than one cent per copy. Address Nebraska State Journal. Lincoln, Nebraska. Elderly people remember their spring bitters with a shudder. The present generation have much to be thankful for, not the least of their blessing be ing such a pleasant and thoroughly effective spring medicine as Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. It is the health-restorer and health maintainer. For all derangements of the throat and lungs, Ayer’s Cherry Pectorial io the speediest and most reliable remedy. Even in the advanced stages of Con sumption, this wonderful preparation affords great relief, checks coughing and induces sleep. Learning From Englishmen. It is true that the English have culti vated [printing, hurdling and the vari ous field events somewhat loss success fully than we, but for all distances above t-:o quarter mile the English records (to use oux American standard of compari son) are the world’s records. This means that the prevailing interest abroad is less in the close gymnasium and on the dreary cinder track than in cross country runs and paper chases, which lead the athlete through woods and fields, blow his lungs full of fresh air and steep his senses in sunlight. Likewise the Englishman's yacht is, as it were, his summer home, while his horses are the companions of the hunt and his travels. If yacht or horse wins races for him, so much the better. But he draws the line when it comes to sacrificing tlieir sounder merits for the passing glory of sweepstakes. Thus sport with him is pleasanter and less intensely exciting. It is fruitful in mental relaxa tion and rest as well as in bodily health. In short, Americans lack the strength that comes through moderation and re pose, through wholesomeness of mind and body. We have yet to learn that the work of life is too serious for us to set our hearts and stake our health on the pastimes of idle hours; that our years are too few to be shortened by devoting workdays and playdays alike to the wasting passion of achievement.—John Corbin in Outing. Living With a Broken Heart. A remarkable case of survival for a week with rupture of the heart is re ported. The man, who was 52 years old, short and plethoric, was playing football, when he suddenly fell down in a sort of faint, but recovered in a few moments and continued his play. Soon after the game was over, however, ho had another and more severe attack, ac companied by pain in the cardiac re gion, and a few minutes later he was in a 6tate of partial collapse, with shallow breathing, almost imperceptible pulse, and very severe pain over the heart. He gradually improved and was able to sit up, but seven days later lie had another fainting fit and died. At the autopsy the heart was found to be fatty, degenerated and very friable, and in the wall of the left ventricle was a break or rupture half an inch in diam eter. It seemed most probable that the rupture was at first very minute or par tial, not allowing the escape of blood in to the pericardium, and that a week later some extra exertion caused a completion or enlargement of the rupture, resulting in the escape of blood and death.—Lon don Lancet. Untimely CriticUm. Untimely criticism is a barrier, shut ting out affection from us and spon taneity. “Don’t wriggle your feet so, my son,” says the critical father to a boy vibrant with enthusiasm. The cor rection could have waited, and the boy, with dampened ardor, turns away, tell ing his next story elsewhere, while the father some day wonders why boys are sealed books to their elders. “Where did yon buy that dreadful cravat?” Mary says to J hn in the midst of his cheerful salutation, when he is just about to tell her of a bit of good fortune. “Such sil ly sentimentality!” says John, with a shrug of indifference, to Mary at some new thought springing out of her heart, dewy in freshness as a newly plucked rose. And John and Mary each grow to mourn the fact that the best of the other sheds its fragrance elsewhere. There are a hundred other barriers—the dwelling on material cares, the wanton disregard of social amenities, the sensi tiveness to personal peculiarities.—Har per's Bazar. Said to Bo Better Than Morphine. Mention is made of codeine sulphate as an extremely prompt sedativo in af fections of the respiratory tract, pos sessing an advantage over morphine in that it does not check the secretions, nor does it lead to a habit, nor has it dis agreeable after effects, and it will allevi ate pain. The dose varies from one eighth to one-half, and, exceptionally, one grain, given in pill or in solution, frequently in sirup of wild cherry. The officinal alkaloid is rarely used, the sulphate being preferred for the pur pose. If administered in water, an in soluble residue is sometimes found, which, on examination, proves to be the alkaloid codeine, found in codeine sul phate from the excessive heat employed i in concentration of the solution for crys tallization.—New York Tribune. A Bogus Bear's Haul. The late Sir Richard Owen, the emi nent anatomist, often had his skill in identifying bones tested. On one occa sion his friend and neighbor, Lord John Russell, sent him a specimen for this purpose, and the professor quickly pro nounced it the thigh bone of a pig. This explanation of the query was subse quently offered by Lord John: “Presi dent Buchanan had sent from America to the English statesman the present of ‘a choice bear's ham,’ and the family had breakfasted off it several times with much enjoyment. Somehow or other, however, suspicion was aroused, and the bone was sent to their scientific neigh bor, with the result stated.”—Cor. Pall Mall Gazette. Ancient Forms of Life In Australia. Australia seems to have been a place of refuge for many ancient forms of life, and every now and then some supposed to have become extinct are found still existing there. The latest in tins respect is a discovery by a Mr. Ogilby, a natu ralist, in certain rivers of New South Wales of fresh water herrings, identical in every way to those before not found later than the latter part of the creta ceous and early part of the tertiary period. Taken at His Word. Mr. Fales—Yes, I'm going to begin over again. I want your spot cash prices. Former Creditor—Those are the only prices this establishment ever will quote to you.—Clothiers and Haberdashers’ Weekly. Women Will Vote as usual at the next school election nut for many candidates. They give a unanimous vote—every day in the week—in favor of KIRK’S WHITE RUSSIAN SOU because they know it has no equal as a labor and temper saver on wash-day. The “White Russian” is a great soap to use in hard or alkali water. Does not roughen or injure the hands—is per fectly safe to use on the finest fabrics. JAS. S. KIRK & CO., Chicago. Dusky Diamond Tar Soap. "“VstfaSStl*."** WONDERFUL? 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