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HH the Buying goes , "straws show which wiiy the wind blows , " the testimony ( riven In lilncK and will to regarding : the merits < > ( mi HI ticlo , and by those , too. whoso dully experi ence * IB calculated to tnako them familiar with Hiich siihjeclR. then the following note carries inoiu than ordinary weight : SAN FUANCISCO. June3.1888. Dear Sir I have tried a bottle of your Huliertlna lor the complexion and llnd it u most delightul preparation , beautifying the skin and leaving no bad effects. For thu tut uro 1 shall use no other preparation. Sincere ly yours. JEFFIIEYS LEWIS. DYSPEPSIA. Tlint nightmare of man's existence which makes food u mockery mid banishes fleup troin weary eyes , reitdlly yields to the potent influence of the celebrated English Dandelion Tonic. It tones up the digestive organs , ic- btotes the appetite , makes assimilation of tend possible and luvlgoiates the whole sys tem. All druggists sell it at one dollar per bottle. Tlianbs to the lord. XII ST. PAUL , Minn. , October , 1890. I recently bad the opportunity of testing the ielobrated Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic in a very eevero case. A poor widow to whom I have frequently given aid and assistance in my capacity as City Missionary , sent her 12-year-old daughter to me ono o\oning to procure neces sary aid ; -while sbo was relating her destitution ttml stuting that her mother was now nearly to tally blind , the poor child suddenly fell into an cpilojitic fit. I gave her two bottles of yonr medicine , and the girl is now -well and happy , and the support of her aged mother. The I/ord be thankoa I I think that such a case as this redounds to your honor and to the glory of Trim above , who has given you the knowledge to pre- puo such a blessing for suffering humanity. E It. 1RMSCHEB , Missionary , GU5 Othego Ava A Valuable Book en Nervous FPFF Diseases sent free to any address , BILL and poor patients can also obtain s this medicine free of charge. This remedy has been .prepared by the Reverend Pastor Kocmp. o Fort Wayne , Ind. , since 1376 , and la now prepared nnderhis direction by the KOENIC /iED. . CO. , Chicago , III. Sotttbj'Dnsjn.'istsatSlperBotttr. ' 'or w" 7. . P T5ot.lot. JV > - "V. \ a V ; JH.EB Jtif , 9. ' , ' " "S. " V. for. HthaninJroadiray , " " For the treatment of all Chronic and Surgical Diseases and Diseases of tha Eye and Ear. The object of this Sanita rium is to famish board , rooms and medical attention to those suffering with Deformities , Diseases of Women , Dis eases of too Urinary and Sexual Organs , Diseases of tbo Nervous System , Lung and Throat Discuses , 1'ilcs , Cancers , Tumors , Etc i Etc. Surgical Operations performed with skill. Books free to Hen amdVoai n. For further information call on or address DR. C. M. COE , Kansas City , Mo. "ANAEF.SIS" c relief and is - i fallible Curofor Piles , t' : SI-By Druggists or mr. 5 . , mnles frae. Address"A.i , i KtSIS , " Box ail6. New Ycrk City. ' * * \ A Cure for the Ailments of Man and Beast * A. long-tested pain reliever. * ts use is almost universal by the Plousewife , the Farmer,1 th * Stock Raiser , and by every one requiring an effective liniment. No other application compares .with it in efficacy. This well-known remedy has stood the test of years , almost generations. .JJo medicine chest is complete without a bottle of MusTAKG LINIMENT. Occasions arise for its ue almost every day. druggists and dealers have it SAVE. MONEY ! -ON ALL KINDS OF- Fra it Forest and Shade Trees all kinds of small fruits. I will guarantee to save you jJOc. on every , dollar's worth you buy , from agents' prices. Call and see me before- buying elsewhere. ' / < L. A. HTJRLBURT , v ; a ' - ' .At The Racket .Store. Vat It m $ ' -L. - ( BEFORE. ) Woufd * you ( AFTER. ) - , t hi ' i * ' A TRIP TO THE LOOP. THE receni Conclave of Knights Templar in Denver brought to Ne braska and Colorado many thous ands of eastern people , and during a brief sojourn of four days among them , we heard many curious and interesting opinions. One opinion , however , seemed to be universal among those who traveled over the B. & M. E. R , and that was , that they never traveled over a road where such crowds of people were moved with such facility combined with comfort to the traveler. Great praise is due to the manage ment , first , from Superintendent to Train Dispatchers , and second to conductors nd others Avho used every means at their command to accommodate the vas't crowds. A western New York farmer thought the approach to Denver was between mountains through a narrow gorge. Fancy his disap pointment when billow after billow of land floated before his eyes , broken only by the uncertain gray of the morning sky , while little rings and tufts of green , and small patches of poppies or sunflowers were the only bits of color to re lieve the yellow monotony. When Denver was reached the disap pointed traveler who had studied his geography up side down was so much astonished that he gazed in open mouthed as well as open- eyed wonder at this ( to him ) mag ic city. He had just written to his wife that western Nebraska and eastern Colorado could only raise sand , sage and prairie dogs , and that he would not trade his farm for a whole county. He changed his mind , as did many others after they had looked and questioned , and partaken of the hospitality of the generous Knight hood of the two states in the capi tal city. Wednesday morning , several Knights of McCook , their wives and friends decided to visit George town and the Loop. The Fates be ing propitious and the clay fine , we started. A jam at the ticket office was the first drawback , preventing our catching the first train , but bravely , albeit with many forebod ings of evil , we tried to reach the last train. We were borne along by the force of the crowd without finding an outlet until at last we found ourselves hopelessly adrift by a window , when , thanks to the gallantry and strong arms of a tall Sir Knight , we found ourselves outside the window and alive. Some ladies fainted , among them the wife of Sir Knight AVilcox. After much tribulation we reached our train , only to find it full , ex cept a mail car without seats. A railroad tie was procured , which , covered with papers , served as a seat for the three ladies and some others , and at last we were off , be ing lucky in one respect , we could see. The road was .rough and our progress was slow , but with a jolly crowd and magnificent scenery to amuse us , we were happy - py- pyThe road to Georgetown fol lows , most of the way , Clear Creek Canon. All the peculiar features of a vast mining region were to be seen ; little water courses in board troughs ran upon stilts for short distances ; occasionally might be seen an old water wheel , broken and useless ; while the hills on each side were broken by the mouths of tunnels and deserted claims. Often we caught glimpses of human figures waving handker chiefs from an almost invisible shed on an impassible place. Idaho Springs is a quiet little mountain village 7,800 above the sea , situated in Clear Creek valley , whose sparkling waters divide it and give occasion for a rude , wood en bridge , picturesque enough to serve as an artist's model , over which the main road has its way. The springs for which it is famed , are three in number , and the steaming alkaline water issuing from the rock at a temperature of 109 degrees Fahr. , trickles down and forms a brook of soda , said to possess curative properties for rheu matism and paralysis. One of our party tried a glass and pronounced himself much'benefited thereby. The locality of Idaho Springs is surrounded by wild , romantic scen ery , comprising mountain , lake , valley , ravine , river and mines. A grand ridge of peaks are to be seen southward , among which are "Old Chief , " "Squaw" and 'Pa poose" mountains , on whose sides we caught a glimpse of snow. Sixteen miles from here are the famous Chicago lakes , in the neighborhood of which Bierstadi is said to have found inspiratior for one of his most famous pictures "The Storm on the Eocky Moun tains. " ft After dinner at Idaho Springe the journey was continued to Georgetown , an important mining settlement with a population of four thousand , on South Clear Creek at an altitude of 8,412 feet , and , before Leadville was built , said to be the highest town in the world. Our authority for this , however , may not be authentic. It is known to be five thousand feet nearer the sky than the glacier- walled Chamouiux , and even higher than the hospital of St. Bernard. Georgetown is entirely sur rounded by mountains. It is laid out with broad streets , lined with trees and divided by Clear Creek which winds through it like a rib bon of silver from the mountain veins. From Georgetown travel ers reach Gray's Peak , named after the eminent botanist , which reach es a height of 14,25.1 feet. After leaving Georgetown the way becomes more dangerous and more fascinating. The rise in the road is estimated at 240 feet to the mile , with the river and steep embank ment on one side , and the high mountains on the other , with the roadbed cut in the side. Shortly we reached the famous Loop noted as one of the greatest of engineer ing feats. The rise is so great that in order to overcome so steep a grade the road rises gradually from the river level , passes under the bridge and makes a complete circuit , and crosses the same bridge which is 115 feet higher than the road below. Several in my neigh borhood heaved sighs of relief as the heavily loaded train passed safely over. The scenery to Silver Plume proved a repetition of deep gorges and ravines intersecting the mountains in every direction , and mines. It was nearly six o'clock before we reached our journey's end at Silver Plume. This is also n , mining town with the same gener al characteristics as Georgetown. During the half hour's delay here some of the Sir Knights amused themselves by kidnapping children and putting them on the train , others visited mines and procured specimens and still oth ers sought curiosities to carry eastward. A group of tourists joined us here who had that morn ing gathered columbine ac snow line. The descent was made very rapid ly , and tireJ , dusty and uncomfort able as we were , the return was still rendered endurable by the uncon querable good humor of many of the party who sang and told funny stories until there was no resisting tbeir example and merriment ruled supreme until the train pulled in to Denver at half past ten and a memorable day was ended. Ckl. J. CORDEAL. Peoples' Independent Go. Convention. The electors of the People's Indedendent party. Red Willow county. Neb. , are requested to send delegates from their several precincts to meet in convention at the court house in Indianola at ten o'clock , A. M. , on Saturday. September 10th , 1892 , for the purpose of placing ingin nomination one candidate for county representative , county attorney and county commissioner from the third commissioner district and to transact such other business as may properly comp before the convention. The basis of representation will be ono dele gate at large from each precinct and one for each ten votes cast for the Independent candidates in 1891 Each precinct will bo en titled to representation ns follows : Willow Grove 9 Valley Grange 3 Tyrone 3 Red Willow 3 Perry 4 North Valley 4 Mo. Ridge 5 Lebanon 3 Indianola 5 Grant 2 Gerver 2 Fritach 5 East Valley 4 Driftwood 3 Danbury 3 Coleman 2 Box Elder 3 Bondville 3 Beaver 5 Alliar.ee 5 TOTAL 76 Jt is recommended that no proxies be al lowed. Delegates present to cast full vote of their precincts. It Is recommended that pre cincts hold their primaries at tbeir regular polling places on Thursday , September 8,1892 , and ac said primaries the electors choose one committeeman for the ensuing year. By order of central committee. ISAAC M. SMITH. H. H. PICKENS , Secretary. Chairman Chamberlain's Eye & Skin Ointment. A certain curefor Chronic Sore Eyes , Tetter , Salt Rheum , Scald Head , Old. Chronic Sores. Fever Sores. Eczema , Itch , Prairie Scratches , Sore Nipples and Piles. It Is' cooling and soothing. Hundreds of cases have been cured by it after all other treatment had failed. It is put up in 25 and 50 cent boxes. For sale by George M. Chenery. CWdren Cry for Pitcher's Gastoria.1 Dr. Humphreys' Specific Manual richly bound in cloth and gold , steel engraving of the author , 1H pages on the treatment of all di seases , mailed free on application. Hum phreys' Medicine Co. , Ill William St. , New York. Children Cry for.Pitcher's Cistorfe : Uhiidren Cry TOP Pitcners Castoria. When Baby was sick , we gave her Costoria. When she was a Child , she cried for Coctoria , When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria , When she hod Children , she gave them Castoria. An Epidemic of Bloody Flux. Last summer the flux raged here to n fear ful extent. About five miles north of here , nt the Whiteside grave yard , there were five vic tims of this dreadful disease buried in one day , The doctors could do nothing with the disease. When my family were taken , I went to Wal ters Brothers , of Waltersbtirg , and told them the situation. They said , give them Cham berlain's Cholic , Cholera and Diarrhea Rem edy ; that they had sent out several hundred bottles into the infected district and "eveiy day we hear how this medicine is curing them. So far we have not heard of its failing in a single instance. " I went to giving it and could soon see the good effects and a cure was the result. Any one in doubt about these facts may write to me. L. 0. EI.LIS , Rock , Pope county , Illinois. For sale by Geo. M. Chenery. Guaranteed Cure for La Grippe. We authorise our advertised druggist to sell you Dr. King's New Discovery for Consump tion , Coughs and Colds , upon this condition. If you are afflicted with La Grippe and will use tliib remedy according to directions , giv ing it a fair trial , and experience no benefit , you may return the bottle and have your money refunded. We make this offer , because of the wondeiful success of Dr. King's New Discovery during last season's epidemic. Have heard of no case in which it failed. Try it. Trial bottles free at A. McMillen's drug store. Large size fifty cents and one dollar. New Cook Book Frse. The Price Baking Powder Co. , Chicago , has just published its new cook book , called "Table and Kitchen , " compiled with great care. Besides containing over 500 receipts for all kinds of pastry and home cookery , there are valuable hints for the table and kitchen , showing how to set a table , how to enter the dining room , etc. ; a hundred and one hints in every branch of the culinary art. Cookery of the very finest and richest as well as that of the most economical and home like is provided for. "Table and Kitchen" will be sent postage prepaid to any lady patron sending her address ( name , town and state ) plainly given. Address Price Baking Pow der Co. , 184,186 and i8S Michigan St. , Chica go , 111. Mention if desired in German. Good Looks. Good looks are more than skin deep , de pending upon a healthy condition of the vital organs. If the Liver be inactive , you have a Bilious Look , if your stomach is disordered you have a Dyspeptic Look and if your Kid neys be affected vou have a Pinched Look. Secure good health and you \vill have good looks. Electric Bitters is the great alternative and Tonic acts directly on these vital organs. Cures Pimples , Blotches , Boils and gives a complexion. Sold at McMillen's drugstore , 50 cents per bottle. Literary Notes. "Romance , " the magazine of complete storiesshows every month new signs ol im provement in its character , which began when Mrs. Kate Upson Clark became its editor. The September issue will be the first not able series numbers illustrating the fiction of different nations , at least half of the stories in it being from the French. Special numbers devoted largely to stories from other foreign languages will follow. The November isaue will be a special American number. Campaign Song Books. We have received from the publishers.'True Blue" Republican Campaign Songs , and "Red Hot" Democratic Campaign Songs two books each containing a collection of new songs arranged for male quartet clubs , with music and words complete , and just what is wanted for the Presidential Campaign of 1892. Nothing is more effective than stirring and appropriate songs for campaign purposes , and they are furnished in great variety in "True Blue" and "Red Hot. " Sold by music and news dealers generally , or upon recept of ten cents each , copies will be mailed to any ad dress by the S. Brainard's Sons Co. , Chicago , Illinois. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts , sores , bruises , ulcers , salt rheum , fever sores , tetter , chapped hands , chilblains , corns , and all skin eruptions , and positively cures piles , or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 2c. a box. For sale by A. McMillen. Oh , What a Cough. Will you heed the warning. The signal perhaps of the sure approach of that more terrible disease Consumption. Ask yourselves if you can afford for the sake of fifty cents , to run the risk and do nothing for it. We know from experience that Shilqh's Cure will cure your cough. It never fails. This explains why more than a million bottles were sold the- past year. It relives croup and whooping Cough at once. Mothers do not be without it. For lame back side or chest use Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Sold by A. McMillen. Answer This Question. Why do so many people we see around us seem to prefer to suffer and be made miserable by Indigestion , Constipation , Dizziness , Loss of Appetite , Coming up of Food , Yellow Skin when for 75 cents we will sell them Shiloh's Vitalizer , guaranteed to cure them. Sold by A. McMillen. Cholera infantum has lost its terrors since the introduction of Chamberlain's Cholic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. When that remedy is used and the treatment as directed with each bottle is followed , a cure isceitain. Mrs. Fanny Lauderdale , of Rock , Pope coun ty , Illinois , says it cured her baby of cholera infantum and she thinks saved its life. A. W. Walter , of Waltersburg , Illinois , says it cured his baby boy of cholera inlantum after several other remedies had failed. The child was so low that "he seemed almost beyond the aid of human hands or reach _ of any medi cine , " but Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy cured him. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Geo. M. Chenery. Can chronic diarrhrea be cured ? Thos > e who think not , should read the following from Mr. Joseph McGuffin , of Spaulding , Union county , Iowa. He says : "I was troubled for years with chronic diarrhoea and used many kinds of medicine ; but nothing with perma nent effect for good , until I tried Chamber lain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. I would say to every one in need of a. medicine for the ailment mentioned and kindred di seases , try the Remedy , and like myself , you will never be without it in your home. " 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Geo. M. Chenery. We have a speedy and positive cure for catarrh , diphtheria , canker mouth and bead- ache in Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. * A nasal injector free with each bottle. Use it if you desire health and sweet breath. Price SQC. Sold by A. McMillen. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. i * * r- * - - - NO POLES ALLOWED. Chinese Superstition Il.imporn u Tolo- grupli Coinp.uij-'a Work. There are no telegraph poles in China. Not buunuso there are no tele graph lines , nor yet becaus-'i there is not wood suicable for us > o as poles. Strangely enough the reason is purely religious. The Chinese worship their dead fathers an I grandfathers , and regard the resting pluses of their remains so saered that they deem it a sacrilege to allov a shadow tel > o east upon their graves. When the linemen of the first Chinese telegraph companies began operations they were greatly embar rassed in their operations by crowds of inhabitants , who followed them about ami with the most frightful blasphemies , eut down the poles al most as fast as they were creeled. ' For some time no explanation eould be obtained , but at last the working parties discovered that in the more thickly settled districts of the Celestial empire graves wore everywhere to be found , and scarcely a pole couUl be erected anywhere but that at some time of the day it east its shadow on. a grave. The difliculty was insuperable , anil the Chinese government , anxious as it was to render assistance , stood power less. So all the wire went undcr- trrountl , and it is said that the system proved perfectly cilieicnt. PRESERVED FISH. Ten Thousand Ycurs Old and Imbedded In Kock Salt. In making railroad tunnels , cuts , etc. , and in sinking wells and pits in Nevada , Utah and Arizona , salt strata arc often struck at varying depths , sometimes as much as a hundred yards beneath the surface. Hundreds of fish , perfectly preservedarc found in blocks of this pure rock salt. These salt fields are supposed to occupy what was once a lake thirty miles long , fifteen miles wide and many hundred feet deep. The fish found resemble the pike and pickerel species , ami are wholly unlike the fish found in the lakes and rivers of that region at the present time. The specimens found are not petrified but are as perfectly preserved in the ilcsh as though but recently frozen in abloekof * ne. When taken out and exposed to the heat of the sun they become as hard as blocks of wood. Occasionally workmen at the salt works located in ' 'the basin" have attempted to eat these antediluvian relies. Men of learning who have in vestigated the matter say that these salt preserved fish are at least 10,000 years old. Kill I'olson Suukes In the KSS- Some light is thrown by Surgeon- General Francis upon the question why it is that poisonous snakes still an nually destroy so many thousands of persons in India , in spite of all the ef forts of the government to exterminate them. Under the present system a re ward is given for every dead serpent brought before the magistrate or civil authority of the district. A cobra lays from eighteen to twenty eggs at a time , so that for every ono captured a large number remain at liberty. Mr. Francis proposes that the eggs of snakes , which are to be found in the neighborhood of old walls and where the sun can reach them , should bo se cured. Unfortunately , there is an ob stacle in the attitude of the people themselves. Supposed to be associated with the Deity , snakes are , in some parts , well cared for , and even wor shiped. The low caste natives , there fore , who will alone undertake the work of extermination , receive but scant assistance from the community at large. The Art of Tylnt ; a Knot. A veteran sailor the other day made the remark : "If those people whose business requires them to handle ropes and tacklings would only learn the true art of tying knots many a serious accident in life might be averted. There is not a single child in the land but should be taught early in life to make at least a couple of scientific hitches. This is one of the first duties of a sailor , and his selection of knots covers the whole fields of entangle ment. The novice is hardly on ship board and out of sight of land when he is called up to tie together at the end of a rope his soiled shirt and clothes that need a good dousing. It may seem a trifling thing , but it is just as important to know how to tie the correct knot as to be a < rood swim- The Camerlst and the Squaw. A Presbyterian divine recently vis ited Denver only to have a somewhat startling experience. While near the Union station , he thought it would be a fine thing to shoot his kodak at a Ute squaw ; but when the squaw saw the kodak pointed toward her she- thought she was being bewitched , and pulling a large knife from under her dress , she made a desperate lunge for the dominie. He saw what was com ing , and dropped the kodak in his fright and made a very undignified dive for the other side of the street. The squaw captured the witch instru ment , and after demolishing it , re placed her knife with a satisfactory grunt and marched triumphantly away. Was Posted. He sat in one of the front pews in church with a face like a little angel , and wore that sweet , precocious look of knowledge beyond his years that always makes one think of a prema ture heaven. He never disturbed the meeting but once. That was when his mother looked in his dear little pocket for his handkerchief and didn't find any. "Willie , " she whispered gently , "you h ve no pocket handkerchief. " . "Then , mamma ' said the sweet in- fa'iii , m a shrflli angelic voice , "soma- boa.r must have swiped it , "