OlSTB Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken ; it is pleasant und refreahingto the taste , and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys , Liver and Bowels , cleanses the sys tem eficctually , dispels colds , head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrun of Figs is the ony ! remedy of its kind ever pro duced , pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the Etomach , pronim. in its action and truly beneficial i/i its effects , prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances , its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup 01 Figs is for sale in 50c and 81 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. LOUISVILLE. KY. NEW VORK. N.Y. Martiusville , N.J. , Methodist Par sonage. " My acquaintance with your remedy , Boschee's German Syrup , was made about fourteen years ago , when I contracted a Cold which resulted in a Hoarseness and a Cough which disabled me from filling my pulpit for a number of Sabbaths. After trying a Physician , without obtaining relief I cannot say now what remedy he prescribed I saw the advertisement of your remedy and obtained a bottle. I received such quick and permanent help from it that whenever we have had Throat or Bronchial troubles since in our family , Boschee's Ger man Synip has been our favorite remedy and always with favorable results. I have never hesitated to report my experience of its use to others when I have found them troubled in like manner. " REV. W. H. HAGGARTV , of the Newark , New j Safe Jersey , M.E. Confer ence , April 25 , ' 90. Remedy. © ( G. GREEK , Sole Man'fr.WoodburyN.J. THS ! IS RELIABLE , ACCURATE , DURABLE. BEAMBOX-BRASS-BEAM-I RON-LEVERS ; ADDRESS , JONES."HEPAYS THE FREIGHT "FOR TERMS. BINGHAMTON , N.Y. GOLD MEDAL , PARIS , 1878. IV. BAKER & CO.'S Breakfast Cocoa from hlch the OXCPES of oil has been remoM-d , la absoJtiteli/ pure and it is soIuliJe. No Chemicals arc iifcd in its preparation. It has more titan tfitee timet the strength of Cocoa mixed with Starch , Arrowroot or Sugar , nnd is therefore far more cco- noniic.nl , costing less than one I cent a dtp. It is delicious , uour- ' ishinr , Ptrengthoninp , EAEILT DIGESTED , and admirably adapted for invalids &s well as for persons in health. Sold by Grocers CTeryiThcre. W. B AZER & CO. , Dorchester , Mass. CURED TO STAY CURED. Wewant the name and ad- dressof every sufferer in the U.S. and Canada. Address , &ROT8JIU5A . dHajesH.D , Bs u' ' [ Thompson's Eye Wafer. The Soap that . . Cleans Most is Lenox. FamotiN Aerolite * . Of the vast number of meteors seen in the sky the preut majority are of in significant size mere particles of cos mic dust that are completely consumed on striking the atmosphere. Yet many of the musses are large enough to reach the earth's mi-face , and some are of great size , quite a number beinjj known that weiyh more than 1,000 pounds. This list of tome of the more famous aerolites lias just been compiled by M. Jacques Leotard : 1. The aerolite which long berved as a bunch at the door of the church of Caville , in the Maritime Alps , now in Paris , weight 1.075 pounds. 1 ? . The aerolite found in 17SS5 atTucoman. Argentine llcpub- lic , now in London' ; weight 1(595 ( pounds. o. The aerolite discovered in Siberia by Pall us in 1749. now in Paris ; original weight 1,870 pounds. ' ! . The aerolite which foil in 1810 at Santa Koszi , Hew Granada ; weight 2.010 pounds , o. The aerolite which served as an idol , afterward as a church orna ment , at Charcas , Mexico , finally taken to Paris : weight 2,290 pounds. G. The aerylite discovered in 18G1 at Mel bourne. The two pieces , one in Mel bourne and the other in London , weigh together 8,010 pounds. 7. The aero lite of Jtendego. near iiahia , Brazil , discovered in 1810 and taken to Rio Janeiro in Ib77 ; weight l.'l,864 pounds. 8. The aerolite which was found near the source of the Yellow river , China , and was nearly lifty feet high ; weight , 20.800 pounds. 9. The great aerolite of Tucuman , South America ; weight , -10,200 pounds. 10. The enormous aerolite discovered in 187o on a moun tain of the province of St. Catherine , Brazil. The combined weight of four teen fragments is 07,000 pounds. 11. The greatest stone of all , which -was discovered at , Yimenes , Mexico , and whose two pieces have the enormous weight of 75,000 pounds. The F.imoiis rarUoii r > tta rp. Tin ! Carlson cottage at 1872 Ashland avenue , Chicago , in which Dr. Croniu was murdered May 4 , J8S9 , is no long er a remunerative piece of property for the owners. Even on the anniversary of the crime this year only an occa sional visitor paid the requisite fee of 10 cents. The Carlson family reside there. It is neatly furnished. A card on which the following words are printed in bold letters hangs in one of the windows : "Carlson cottage now opened to exhibition ; admission 10 cents. " ' Ever since the horrible mur der the place has been visited by a stream of townspeople and strangers who have examined with deep interest the spot where the doctor fell under the storm of murderous blows. Lately the number of visitors has decreased and only occrsionally now is a crowd of gaping folks in front of the O'Sulii- van house on the next street. Woe ! XVuc ! Uimtterublc IVoc. Why endute it daily , nightly.vo had well ifrh saltl. hourly. They.do Avlio arc tor tured by chronic i heuniati-itn. The remedy , botanic , pure , safe and prompt is at hand. Were the evidence in behalf of HoMetter's Stomach Bittei collated. It would be found to teem with well authenticated pioofi that the medicine i& both a preventive and a remedy in thi malady of varying agonies and ever pre -ont daiigor.To forestall its chronic stage Is the dictate of prudence. Hi-pounce danpeuni medication. Far more effective , more certain , more peimancnt in the benefi'-ent consequences Is the use of the Bitters. Experience indoisec. the rec ommendation of phvsicians s.itict.on its use. Bcpin eaily , u > u with persistence , and ex pect relief. Hosteller's Stomach Bitters le- lieves constipation , biliousness , kidney ail ments , dyspepsia and malarial trouble. Smii rtrlliir Into Paris. Everything that enters Paris has to pay city duty For many weeks an elegantly attired gentleman drove a , well appointed dog cart from the out skirts to the city , being attended every evening by a neat looking groom. One night the dog cart was upset in the presence of the gendarmes , who on going to the rescue , noticed that the groom had not moved fiom his seat. . "Come , " said one of the men. The groom preserved a dignified si lence. ' Come down , " cried they , angrily. "Don't you see your master is hurt ? Is he drunk or stupid ? " The groom preserved his English sang froiu. and the employes , giving him a shake , discovered to their unut terable astonishment that he was made of zinc and contained lifty bottles of cognac. How * * Thin * We ofcr One liundicd Dollars reward for am case of catairh that cannot be cuied by lnkug Hall's Calanh Cuie. Ue. the uucli feigned , have known F J. CLenev for the last 1.eaie , and believe him perlectly houoiable in ail business transac tion s , ami linanciaily able to carry out any obligations made hy "their linn. \ \ I > T tV : TKUAJL , AVhoiciale Druggists , Tole do , O- ' \YAI.PJNG , KIXXAJJ t MAUVIS , Wholesale Dnicgists. Toledo. 0. Hall Caiairh Cine is taken internally , iict.njr diiect.y won the/ blood and mucous t-uifaccs of the Mi-teni. 'Jestnnonials sent fidPrice . " bottle. Sold by all If nnvtbin < r ou a doc's tail can make Liui dance , a tomato can ctn. Greenhouse an i I5eJ < Iir.i Plant ? , Palms Drac.enas , i\c. , cheai ) . Sweet Potato , Cab- bauc and Tomato p ant * ii : sea-ou. Send for descriptive catalogue. W. .1. HCSSEK , Plattsmoutu , Xeb. A river is srolcu of as mad when it loams at the mouth. _ _ Dude's Motto "All's well that ends well. " No dude has yet been able to walk with the "sf.ck" on a "postage stamp. "What a gcose you aie. * ' petulantly re marked the gander to his wife. A marine view , to be true to nature , must be painted in water colors. A preventive against baldness celibacy. 1 Time is money. " At a 30 per cent valu ation § 10 or twenty days. Beauty makes woman prouder than it makes ner good. It takes time to prepare for eternity. "Xc er hide your Iteht under a bushel. " It's wasteful use a thimble. Rolmaii's Liver Pad * . Holman's I.ner Pads cure MAIJIKU. Holman'n Liver Pads cure BILIOITKXKXK. Holmnn'F Lirer IillR cure iMUOEsnoK. Ptmph'et free vitli full inrtrurtione-uod commend * . tlon * . HOMUJ * LITU PAD Co. ' , Jl Jobii cint , X. Y. who must pay tbc fiddler have prec ious Jittle time to dauce. BASE BALL , Pains and Aches -AND- THE BEST REMEDY AKH INSEPARABLE. FOR THE PROMPT , SURE CURE OF Sprains , Bruises , Hurts , Cuts , Wounds , Backache , RHEUMATISM , ST. JACOBS OIL HAS NO EQUAL. SICK HEADACHE ' Fosltirelycured by these Little Fills. CARTER'S They also ruliavo Dl - trees from DyapeptU.In- digestion and TooHcuty ITTLE Eating. A perfect rem edy fornizzinau.NaniM Drowsinc.es , Dad Taste in the Mouth , Coated Tonfjue.Paln in the Bida. TOKPIO LITER. Thej regulate tb ( Bowels. Purely Vegetable. Price zr Cents * CASTES HEDICINE CO , , NEW Y03S. Small Pill ; Small Dose , Small Price , SELF INKING STAMP 25c With name and andrcs complete. ' Ry Mall. Club of Five for One Dollar. 1(0 ( pnje Catalogue anil Agents' T'ist for 10 cents. Address , SCHWA A It STAMP & SKAL COMPANY , St. Paul , Minn. Add i columns at once , anil TRIX ! TRIX ! ! many other tikks. KcpiU eit-j any bncht boy can learn it. Trited.Normal I'rnmanthlp Trtrhrr , price81. Send fl. ( ! t't both , pell one. othir HIKE. Addnts , MlltiUL ItLMMiSS COI.I.KOK. Colomliu Junction , lona. 'leriu bi-uiii3 Aup. " . Send for Clixulai and Cost. FAT FOLKS REDUCED . . - , //A15 to ? 5 Ibs. per month byhnrmless herbal f\ \ \ / / / Iremedie * . NostarvinB.no inconvenience l ill i 'mid no bad efTerts. Strict ! ) confulontinl. Send Bo. for cir < -ulnr nnd Ktimor > iRl . ddre slr. O.W.F.SNTDEn.McVicker's Theatre BldfChicago. . 111. AVMlltcd. A Indy for light , pleasant , and profitable cmploinr'nt at her own home. Adtire * ' , i\ith stamji , Kilmer < fe Co. , froutu Bend , lud. ( iive and TuUr. The following story may not be true. Indeed , it probably is not ; but we may Bay that if it were true , it woula teach : i lesson as well as excite a smile. We linu the story in a New York paper When Jay Gould arrived in Boston a few days aso , he was confronted by a youngster with an unusually dirty face , who shouted , "Mornen' paper , only two cents ! ' ' The millionaire bought a paper , and gave the boy a live-cent piece , saying. "Keep the change and buy a cake of soap to wash your face with. " The newsboy counted out three cents , and dropped them into Mr. Gould's hand. "Keep your change , ' ' said the boy , "and buy a book on politeness. " When Baby was sick , we csve her Catorla , When she was a Child , she cried for Custoria , When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria , When she had Children , she gave them Castoria , A cure for Ijaldncs * divorce. Great jags fiom little coru juice grow. TITS. All Fits stopped free by I K. UMM.'SCIEIT Nerve Restorer. No Kit after tirt-tday Mite. Mar- vePotn euros. Treatise and K 00 trial bottle free tc Kite-uses. Send to Dr. Klmc.9 > l ArtnM . J'lilla. , I'a The first mnn to nim a blow at n giant cor poration was David. IJryant's Home College , Duflalo , X. Y. elves a full bii'-lnr'-s > lle : u tmirj-o l j n-ail , at s-tu- dcnt's home. Low rates and free trial lei-sotifc. Give n lisheinian an inch ivoira ami he'll take an eel. Major's Cemi-tit llPiinirISroUrn Articles 15e and ' 'Jc. Major s Jiett Liquid Clue 10- . A ppiiitualistic ecance is at best a medium perfoimaiicc. ' Hanwnii * ' * Klnuic C'orii Warranted t < > cure , or innM-y refunded. Ask your dru K'st for it. I'nce 15 tenti. Keep a clo e ere on the man nhose5fe is afraid to ask him for mone\ . Mrs. Wini lo\T'H SontliinnPyrup , for Chil dren teething , softens thepums , reduces mtlainma- tionallays pam , cures \rind colie. l3c. ! a tiottle. "Love lanirhs at locksmith. * ' But is a little timorous in range of keyholes. THE ORIGINAL AND GENUINE. The only Safe , Snrennd JtaW Plll for islf. Lndle * . nk DrigpiU for Oticlititcri En/jlitti Diamond Brand In Kcd and Gold rae'.allic boiet re il l with blue ribbon. TuUe no other kind. Refute Svbttitutions and Imitation * . All pill * la pasteboard boxes , j Ink wnrpert , are dancerunr counterfeit * . At Drugjn t , or fert na 4r. in > tarap < for particular' , tmiaoniali. and "Keller fur Ladle * . " in Inter , br retnrn JJnlL 1O.OOO Tuilmouials. Xame I'aper. CHICHCSTER CHEMICAL Co. , t > u\A by oil Local J > rucsl t . I'A. P ISO'S REMEDY FOR CATARRH. Best. Easiest to use. Cheapest. Kelief is immediate. A cure is certain. For Cold in the Head it has no equal. GATA R R 1-f It I ? an Ointment , of which a small particle is applied to the nostrils. Trice , 50c. Sold by druggists or sent l > y mail. Address. IS. T. HAZBLTIXK , Warren , Pa. ITIuolcal ( ! .T The musical gas inadiine , culled the pyronhone , eecins to have uttracted much attention abroad. Its compass is three octaves , and it has a keyboard , being' played in the sumo manner us an organ. There are thirty-seven glass tubes , in which a like set of gas jets burn , and the = e jets , placed in a circle , contract and expand. When the small burners separate the sound" is produced ; when they close together the sound ceases. The tone depends on the number of burners and the size of the tubes in which the } ' burn ; so that by a careful arrangement and se lection all the notes of the musical scale may be produced in several oc taves. Some of the glass tubes in which the jets burn arc nearly eleven feet long. \Venponn of To-Day. The energy of modern artillery is somewhat appaling , and threatens to destroy friend and foe together. A G7-ton gun on the British battle ship Trafalgar was pointed directly ahead and lired with 030 pounds of slow burning powder and a 1,250 pound projectile. The blast produced by the rush of powder-gas and the shot was so tremendous that the plates of the forecastle were forced in and the deck beams bent out of bhape. A hint what the eiTect might be on an enemy will be given at the naval exhibition , where will be shown a projectile that has been iired from a 110-ton gun. This remarkable shot is said to have been driven in succe = sion through a twenty inch steel plate , eight inches of iron , twenty feet of oak balks , five feet of granite and eleven feet of concrete , finally lodging at a depth of three feet in a mass of brick masonrv. lime tlit's , and it is almost time for flics again. The cautious man is a very considcr-it peiaon. A mr.n docs not have to he diounin to grah at a &tr.nv. A guilty conscience nteus an excuser. The needle always has au ejefor husincsK. There's a patent medicine which is not a patent medicine paradoxical as that may sound. It's a discovery ! the golden discovery of medical science ! It's the medicine for tired run-down exhausted you , - , ed , nerve - wasted men and women ; for you sufferers from diseases of skin or scalp , liver or lun s it's chance is with C ? C"Cry one , it's season always , because it aims to purify the fountain of life the blood upon which all such diseases depend. The medicine is Dr. Pier'ce's Golden Medical Discovery. The makers of it have enough confidence in itto sell it on trial. That is you can get * it from your druggist , and if it doesn't do what it's claimed to do , you can get your money back ; every cent of it. That's what its makers call fating the risk of their words. Tiny , little , sugar - coated granules , are what Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are. The best Liver Pills ever invented ; ac tive , yet mild in operation ; cure sick rnd bilious head aches. One a dose. ce mzkr < S c ' . ! f > r PrfHoin fiirkllnn atnl . p BoM I > yalliltal ) > rii A IH autlful ( Icture H nc m I rai.lt rn' fri 'o icyoue itullnj Jrcb > toTIIK C K IIIHl.SOO rtn io.useSAPeLI c&ke of scouring used for cleaning purposes 'I asked a maid if she would wed , And in my home her brightness shed 5 She faintly smiled and murmured lows " If I can have SAPOLIO. " For the Brides of June WHOLE PAGE of Practical Hints and Helps about the Wedding Trousseau , the Ceremony , the Flowers , the Reception , the Away and the Coming Back. For particulars , see the I June Number of The Ladled I Home Journal 73i - - On the News-stands , Ten Cents a. Copy 71 7OR 5O CENTS We will mail it to any address on trial , from Now to January , ' 92 ( BALANCE OF THIS YEAR ) For Summer , Au tumn and Winter \ our features include jft stories by % Mrs , A , D , T , WHITNEY MARY E , WILKINS SUSAN COOLIDGE MARY J , HOLMES 1 ROSE TERRY COOKE Illustrated FINEST Magazine ever is sued for ladies and the family , sad having a circulation larger than any other periodical in the world 75O5OOO Copies each issue. . - . CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY , Philadelphia , Pa. / . < ft From Imil'lmfr a railroad ilov-a to finals you can inainfre nt j < ur tin -iilc Tinlx > < < k onti.nsten lejitirmte nml honor.ililu n horns f-.ii imfcm. ; money on ni til capital. Kipo - § tii < * K'aiiil Hwmtllin. ? in IMISI- iie s .mil giies hints nml ndxirv that inn ! ) worth thoueandi of dollar t j on. Tne s ( In-ni ii * o Itar- Ij explain ! " ! that anv < inlinir\ [ > r-.iu i a-i : jn ! r-tanj thorn Itwil ! OPUC&3CQ K' > p 3" ' new i l .a t aid 3 on in ii-in ! OunCltltld ui-rrifMr ileiK in 1 enable jou to Kras ) > future < > i > ] i jriiimti- > in il > < > in mty. It will op njonrc > t" < t > know hat h i > In pn done and what bfitiKdone nil aro'iml jou Milimu-t ar * uia'ie evu ) warm such ue. l- Nr.tilj a'l our w. itiy ! men n til 'tart by.ilch Imlliant s < hpines. I- it ur.iea- honilile to think j nt "rn tannuk- ( > t.'i'jisanil < ioais ! ! when oilier * hi | ( J xu ama t'l fin ( ! . ! < . ' We will mill jou thi lioo' fort Can 5011 invt Jl In more profitable Lno leilfe * One 'Jill ir stop think how mallyet what will thN Lnnvrl < - bn worth to jou in future jear ' You c\n get it in ye r bitter expeneiup but mav notni < - l It then It will nt Iinii back | iat opiOituiiiiPMior | mu RJJni/C ' " " ' > ouhato Io t How many mi-taLe jou ITlHIVll inuiit Iiavo aToI < lc' < l. homanv dollars taved. ho\v many ricaU jou mi ht hare mri'le hail you but known. A\e are nowjireparinR one of the most K'iTantlc nhtnifs e er attempted on small capital nhleii will take a lar e forte to put through and oicli purrhu ref of this book will be K > * ennn opportu uty to t * e an interest. Aildrrf- with SI. AMEIUCAX BOOK CO. , Omaha , Neb 1 EWIS' 98 % LYE 1 POTTTESr : A1TD r22TJiU ( PATEVTCD ) The sroc i and vurcxt Lye made. Will make the b'tt per fumed Hard Soap in 20 minutes without liwliny. It In tlic best for softening water , cleansing- waste pipes , disinfecting sinks , closet * , vrashinjf bottles , paints , trees , etc. PENNA-SALTM'FGCO - , Gen. AgU. , Pinla. , I'a. IWEEKS'SCALE WORKS. STgrBUFFALO. ! ) N.Y. When 1 say euro I donotnvvm mfrelytostop them for a tuna end then have them re'am e ain. I mean & ndical care. I have made tie disease of FITS , EPI- LnPSV or FALLIXG SICKN'ESS a life-Ion ? stidy. I , mirrantniy remedy to cure the worst cas < M. B canse 1 others hare filled is no reason for not aorr m-xir.ng a cure. Send at oace for a treatise anil a Trse Bott'aof mj infallible remedy. Give Express and Poss OrScc. JI. . JCOOT , .11. C. , ISI5 I'carl at. , X. Y. I > r. I.c Due's Periodical Pills Are warranted torrlie e tartlv. Irriiltr an I d-Iared Bien tniatlonn. Kf tabl hwl in r tire [ > - in 1 3 tn'-lnnrt IfSO.ranada. is:7.lnitpl Stat- HIT We thl. ' Jii-ntJi pill at a IK.X or thre for U > w-irraue tf rte boxes to , rixe relief n aborp stated -efund tlie nionry. Tlies * pools can b sent per mail on rctelpt of inonetVe auan sncoriwrate.1 .t.n 1 com- ponj with tLf preaterpart of ourcapital Mo < - * ! jxoo - 10 already tattn. Am 1MI A Med Co n.rajt pro- ' * hV-er"7' IaT W * " - ' * and r taU' ! Good- rus Co. , Oniaba. iruiu i er ija Dcbtllt" , V ital Wa t'n ? fc. Sen.J Wrmy . . of Remertio wnil > ruu runs yocr- 6elTee lioine.IJr.J Keanertr RESTORED- FKEK. A victim of youthful Imprudence , cauriair J'n-mature Decay Nrrrous labil ity , Lr t Manhood. Ac. , harinir tried \alnevery knon mnMy , ha * dlwovcrwl a Mmpli' mennii of wlf-cure , which he will nrt ( realrd ) FIU Eto bin tr\ln-aiXmn. \ Addr * J. C MASON , F.OX 31 . Xew York City. W. N. U. , Omaha , 571 23.