- F Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs IB taken ; it IB pleasant and refreshing to the tafite , and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys , Liver and Bowels , cleanses the sys tem effectually , dispels colds , head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the onlj7 remedy of its kind ever pro duced , pleasing to the tnste and ac ceptable to the stomach , prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects , prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances , its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figa is for sale in 50c and SI bottles by all lending drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. LOUISVILLE. Kf. NEW YORK. H.Y. Here is an incident from the South Mississippi , written in April , 1890 , just after the Grippe had visited that country. " I am a farmer , one of those who have to rise early and work late. At the beginning of last Winter I was on a trip to the City of Vicksburg , Miss. , where I got well drenched in a shower of rain. I went home and was soon after seized with a dry , hacking cough. This grew worse every day , until I had to seek relief. I consulted Dr. Dixon who has since died , and he told mete to get a bottle of Boschee's German Syrup. Meantime my cough grew worse and worse and then the Grippe came along and I caught that also very severe ! } ' . Mr condition then compelled me to do something. I got two bottles of German Syrup. I began using them , and before taking much of the second bottle , I was entirely clear of the Cough that had hung to me so long , the Grippe , and all its bad effects. I felt tip-top and have felt that way ever since. " PETER J. BRIALS , Jr. , Cayuga , Hines Co. , Miss. ® t'osltlTclycurcd bj these Little Pills. They also relieve Dli tress from Dyipepsia.I digestion and TooHeartj-jj Eating. A perfect rcm-f edy forDizzineei.Na.u8a Drowsiness , Bad Tut in the Month , Coat Tongue.Pain in the Side J TOKPID LITER. Theyj regulate the Bowels.j | Purely Vegetable. Price 25 Cents ; CAETEE H2DICIN2 CO , , HSW 702. Small Pill. Small Dose , Small Price , ! But do not use ( he dangerous alkaline and mercurial preparations which destroy your nervous system and ruin the digestive power of the stomach. The vegetable king dom gives us the best and safest remedial agents. Dr. Sherman devoted the greater part of his life to the discovery of this relia ble and safe remedy , and all its ingredients ere vegetable. He gave it the name of f 1 B a name everyone can remember , and to the present day nothing has been discovered that is so beneficial for the BLOQD , for the 11VER , for the KIDNEYS and for the STOMACH. This remedy is now so well and favorably known by all who have used it that arguments as to its merits are use less , and.if others who require a correct ive to the system would but give ii a trial the health of ih'S country would be vastly improved. Remember the name PRICKLY ASH BITTERS. Ask your druggist for it. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO. , ST. LOUIS. MO. The Soap thatCleans Cleans Most is Lenox. A Heated J Ucunilon. On Walnut street , near Twentieth , live a young married couple who have two children a boy , a girl , ageu , ve- ipcctivuly , .0 aim 7. The youny mother has ideas of her own about raiding children in the way they should go and does her best to inculcate right princi ples in them. The other day. hearing a noise in the kitchen , she went to the back stairs and listened. Imagine her horror at hearing her son using de cidedly bad language to the cook. She said nothing , but waited until the young hopeful came up , when she asked : "Where were you , : ny son ? " "Down in the kitchen talking to the cook , " ' was the ready reply. What were you talking about ? " said the mother. "Hell , " was the astounding answer. "And what did you tell her about it ? " Looking up cheerily in his mother's face , the boy said promptly : "Told hert o go there. " Phila delphia Times. A Cozy JVi'M. In the picture gallery of Charlton park , near lalmesbury , England , is a glass case containing the skin and fea tures of a big crow. The creature had been caught and nailed to a tree with other vermin , a fate which so many thousands of crows share yearly that there is nothing odd in it. The extraordinary part of the mat ter is that in the shelter of his wings , where his body was before it decayed , a little wren had built itself an exceedingly little nest. With wonderful dexterity the tiny bird had contrived to fasten together the wings of his dead enemy , whose body he proposed to utilize. The entrance to the nest was where the crow's breast had been , and here the family of little wrens was reared. The nest was ob served , and when its occupants had flown away it was carefully removed and placed in the owner's picture gal lery. IIu\v to Stop XOKO IHootliiitr. Continued and obstinate nose bleed ing has been at limes very hard to stop , and a simple and very effective remedy will no doubt prove welcome to those who live in the country or at a distance from medical attendance. Several severe cases of nose bleed have occurred at the hospital of the Universit } ' of Pennsylvania , and , after trying every expedient without suc cess , Dr. D. H. ' Agnew , as a last re sort , tried ham fat. Two large cylin ders of bacon were forced well up into the nostrils , resulting in almost im mediate relief and an entire cessation of the hemorrhage. This easy remedy should be remembered by those who are subject to frequently recurring at tacks of nose bleed. Ladies' Home Journal. Heat and the Growth of Hair. It is generally understood that the hair nails grow faster in hot weather than in cold ; but perhaps few are aware that any temperature can impart so great a stimulus to the growth as Col. Pejevalsky. the llussian traveler , says the central Asian heat did during his journey in those regions in the summer of 1889. In June the ground and the air became excessively hot so great indeed as to render travel in the daytime impossible. Within a fort night after this oppressive weather be gan it was noticed that the hair and beard of all the party was growing with astonishing rapidity , and , strang est of all , some youthful Cossacks , whose faces were perfectly smooth , de veloped respectable beards within the short period of twenty days. There ismore Catairhia this section of the country than all otherdieii-cs put together , and until the laf-t fewyeais was supposed to le incurable. For a great mauvj ears doc tois pronounced it r. local disease" , and pro- Fciiled locnl ren.cdic. , and Iv constantly failing to cuie with locnl tieatment , pro- nouuccd it incurable. Science has proveu Catarrh to be a constitutional .disease , nud therefoie lequires constitutional tieatinent. Hall's Catairh Ctnc. jr.a'iuf.-icturcd by F. J. Cheney it Co. , Toledo , Ohio , is the on'lv con stitutional cure on the market. It is "taken internally it , dotes from 10 drops to a tea- spoonful. It nets directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails Jo cure. Send for chculars aad testimonials. Address , F. J. CHEXEY & CO. , Toledo , O. "by Druggists , 75c. A Pathetic Cat Story. A strange story in which a cat is a pathetic character has come to light in Paoli , Ga. A little boy of that vil- hige owned a cat that was a great pet in the family. But the cat would have nothing to do with any one except the boy. The latter died and for two weeks the cat would come as usual every morning to the door , and , going in the room , would cry mournfully , and walk over the child's bed hunting for its lost friend. Finally the cat disappeared , only returning occasion ally. At last one of the child's sisters saw the cat in the graveyard , where it remained for weeks , only returning occasionally for food. It kept guard at the boy's grave. Mrs. WinsloWaSootliincSyrup , for Chil dren tcctbin ? , softens the cums , reduces inflamma tion , allays pain , cures wind colic. 2oc. a bottle. The man who lies at all must necessarily lie low. Hoi man's Liver Fade. Holraan's Li\cr PatJs ture MALARIA. Holman's Liter Tads cure BILIOUFSEFS. Holman's Liver Tills cure IMUGESTIOX. Pamphlet free with full instruction- * and commenda tions. UOLKAX LIVEB PAD Co. , SI John street , N. Y. After a while the king will do no wrong , because he will never have a chance. Why are you sick ? Because you have neglected nature's laws. She continually tries to correct the trouble but cannot do it without assistance. Prickly Ash Bitters is ' the assistant needed , and w'ith the help of this medfciue vour health will be fully re stored. Give it a trial and watch the results. Thomas A. Edison began as a telegraph operator. Replying to Mr. Sexton , in the house of commons. Chief Secretary Balfour said that the government had no choice but to levy on the bailof 1.750 , for feited by Dillon and O'Brien when they went'to America. PCUH for Plc . No kind of grain is hotter for pigs , or yet for fattening1 hogs , than field peas. They require less labor than corn , and for inducing thrifty growth they are superior to any grain , except ing possibly wheat. A patch of peas ought to be sown expressly for the pigs , and as soon as the peas are fuliy grown a hurdle fence moved from place to place will enable the pigs to harvest the crop themselves. While the vines are green they will eat pods and leaves , bat as soon as the peas begin to ripen the pigs become expert shelters. It is an excellent crop to grow in orchards , and the rooting of the pigs in search of scattered grains will keep the sur face mellow and cover the droppings which they make , thus insuring against waste. To grow peas in orchards and feed them down with hogs there be comes a good way of keeping the trees in best condition. Don't lose sight of an Lonorable enemy ; he'll iniike a good friend. The architect is apt to have designs on the property of others. Fashion and decency should be always on good terms. A heavy burden all the ills and ailments that only female flesh is heir to. It rests with you whether you carry it or lay it down. You can cure the disorders and derangements that prey upon your sex , with Dr. Pierce's Favor ite Prescription. It's a legitimate medicine , carefully compounded by an experienced physician , and adapted to woman's delicate organ ization. For all organic displacements and weaknesses , -accompanied by weak back , bearing-down sensations , and for all uterine diseases , it's a posi tive specific. It's guaranteed to give satisfaction , in every case. If it doesn't , you've only to ask for your money and it's cheerfully refunded. If it does , you'll want to ask for nothing more. It's the cheapest medicine you can use , because you only pay for the good you get. It improves digestion , enriches the blood , invigorates the system , and produces refresh- inp ; sleep. Couldn't Iludso the Dultr. There is a good story told of the duke of Northumberland , who , when ho travels on the local railway , gener ally travels third-class. The ofllcials , not liking this , tried lo make him give up this habit , so they filled his com partment with chimney-sweeps , carry ing sacks of soot ; but when the duke arrived at his designation lie took the sweeps to the booking ollice and bought them each a first-class ticket back again and put one in each first-class carriage , sack and all. After this the company gave up trying to make the duke travel first-class. When Baby was sick , we garo her Castorla , When she was a Child , she cried for Castorla , When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria , When she had Children , she gave them Castoria , Have a Flnh Pond. There is no reason why every far mer who has easy access to water should not have on his place an insti tution in which food will grow with scarcely if any trouble , and food too , more valuable than that which comes out of the pork barrel. With a trilling outlay at first most any farmer can construct a small fish pond , in which he will find it much more easy to cul tivate the German carp than to raise a brood of chickens. With such an insti tution on his farm he is always sure of one kind of wholesome , nourishing food. One farmer in Noble county , O. , recently wrote : "One of my neighbors started a pond in May , 1883 , and he informed me the other day that he had sold over $600 worth of fish to stock ponds and for market. He has two very large ponds on his farm. In the first place , I think a pond or artificial lake composed of black loam soil is the most suitable for these fish. The ponds should be fed from living springs of good pure water. They ought to have plenty of grass in the edge of the water for the spawn to adhere to. One of my neighbors has pond lilies , which are very beautiful and attractive. Don't call a spade a spade when it is a shovel. Jay Gould was a surveyor and school teacher in his youth. A Sea .Sick PaH cnacr , On tlio ocean , cures llttlo about n , Morin. IIo Is positively Indifferent whether lie IH washed ovcrnoiirtl or not. Hut. .set right by n wlneclasbful or two of HostutttM'sStoniucn Hitters , lie Coi'ls renewed Interest In his iiur- Honal bufcty. This line corrective rioutriillzes hi brackish water-often compuNnrlly dnink DII shlpbourd to the Krlevou * detriment of hciilth the pernicious Impurities which lve ilsc to disorders of the stomach , llrer and bowels. To tin : mariner , tlie tourist , the Wrstern pioneer and miner , the Hitters Is In valuable us n means of protection uiniln.st maliirlit when Us seeds are Intent In air and water. To the effectof overwork , mental or manual , it Is a most reliable itntldoto. itnd to the debilitated and nervons.lt affords t'rcat and speedily felt relief and vigor. Uoth tlic dressmaker and cook have a chance to show taste In < lrc6inaklug. FITS. All FltsBtopped frco by Dr.Kllnc's Orcnt Jierve KcHtorcr. NoFltnfter t1r t lay' ui < e. Mnr- volluuH euros. Trcntl.H * and K.UO trlnl buttle frco to Fit cases. Send to Ir. Kllne , ' . I Arch St. , 1'lilla. , 1'a. " \Vhat is fashion ? -The latest frivolity practiced by the smallest number. Greenhouse and Budding Plants , Palms , flnitti'iias , kc. , cheap. Sweet Potato , Cab bage ami Tomato plants in season. Send for descriptive catalogue. Ur. .1. He suit , riattsmoutli , Neb. No man is accountable for the mistakes of bis friends. _ _ _ _ _ _ You Cun Secure a Good IJusIneHS Position by loarnlnp bookkeeping. arltlimotlc.wrltlnu , short hand , etc. , by mall , Bryant's College , BuHulo , N. V. A meaty suggestion : Roast beef , corned beef or bam , sah t Maor's | Cement Repairs Itroken Articles Uu and a.'ic. AJnjor's llest J.lquld ( ; lue 10c. "What is religion ? An outward profession of inward icspectability. Blnslc Com Hnlvr. " Warranted tn cure , or inonuy refunded. Ask your dniKKist for It. 1'rlcc lo cents. Who is your neighbor ? Au-onc received in good society. MEN-KEN'S snro COH.V Kir-i.En. Quick. I'uinlcas. CS I'eriuanent. Only sure cure for Hard and Soft Corns , Hunions , Moles , Warts. Callouses. Ac. 15 years tlie Standard Henicdy. 25 cts. at Druwists or post-paid from G. MENKEN , Cliemist , Newark , JJ. J. IUI H Eti H O 4ft fl RESTORED ; Hoi fQ H V lBJ \P U A victim of yuuili- fiil imprudence , causinff Prunmture Dtcny , Ncnous Debility. Loct Manhood , * c. , havintr tried lu vain every known remedy , has discovered , aslmplo nican offclr- cure , which ) ie will nnil ( scaled ) FKEK to his fellow-suf ferers. Addrcra J. II. ICEGVES , Ksq. Uox 3313 , N. Y. Citjij FAT FOLKS REDUCED 15 to 25 Ibs. permonth by hurmleBs herbal Iremedici ) . No starving , no Inconvenience 'nnd ' no bad effects. Strictly confidential. Send Rp. for cir'-ulxiM nml itimoplns. Aililres Ir. O.W.F.8NTDEn.McVicker'8Theatro Bide. Chicago. 111. SELF INKING STAMP Ogfl With name and address complete. fW By Moll. Club of Flvo for Ono Dollar. 'IfiOpage ' Cntaloguo anil Apents'I.lBt for JO , cents. Address. SCH WAAIS STAMP & SEAL COMPANY , St. Paul , Mlnu. If afflict edTvlth ' 1 Thompson's Eye Wafer. sore eyes , uaa . PISO'S REMEDY FOR CATARRH. Best. Easiest to use. Cheapest. Kelief is immediate. A cure is certain. For Cold in the Head it lias no equal. It is an Ointment , of which a small particle is applied to the nostrils. Price , 50c. Sold by druggists or sent by mail. Address , Ii. T. HAZEi/nxi2 , Warren , Pa. THE ORIGINAL AND GENUINE. The only Bnfe , Snrc , ndreUalhPHI for i&le. Ladles , uk Drugjist for CJlickttttr'i Engtiih Diamond Brand in Ked and Gold metalllo boxes ieal d vltb blue ribbon. ToLc no other kind. Refute Sulitttutimt and Imitation * . All pllli in pasteboard boxes , pink wrappers , are danceroim ponnterfeltn. At Drngirlits , or tend ni 4c. In stamps for particulars , testimonials , and "Keller for Ladle * . " tn letter , t > r return Mall. 1OOOO Testimonials. Kami Paper. CHICHESTER CHEMICAL Co. , Mndl.on Hnuare. . . - - - - - - - - * _ _ Sold all Local . ' m- K .IW n by DrnggUts. I'lIlLADELPIIIA , T A The Ladies" Home Journal V L * Mailed to any address from now % ( Ls. & i& 1 ? & BALANCE ( THIS YEAR ) X Xk fe v FEW of the leading ) features embrace ] MRS. BEECHER'S' ' Reminiscences of HENRY WARD BEECHER Sketching their entire home-life. Society Women as Housekeepers. "How to Make and Save Money , ' ' by HENRY CLEWS , the eminent New York Banker. Musical Helps , by CLARA LOUISE KELLOGG , ANNIE LOUISE CARY , CHRISTINE NILSSON , SIMS REEVES ; and others. "How ' to Keep City Boarders , by KATE UPSON CLARK and hundreds of other good things for the autumn and winter numbers. e. * . CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY , Philadelphia , Pa. -fl ' " ' -1 V ? < tl Tirnhc udUUUD CURES PERMANENTLY A 9 'IS ' liu -SCIATICA IT IS TfJE 6ESTI GOLD MEDAL , PARIS , 1878. GERMAN Sweet Chocolate. .The most popular sweet Chocolate in tlii > market , is nutritious and palat able ; a particular favorite with children , and a most excellent article for family use. Served as a drink , or I eaten as confectionery , it I is a delicious Chocolate. Tlie genuine is btampcd 'upon ' the wrapper , S. Ger man , Dorchester , Mass. Sold by Grocers eTeryrrhcre. W. BAKER & CO. , Dorchester , Mass. MAX GEISLER 417 80. 15th St. , OMAHA , - - NEB. - DEALBR IV - All Itltnl * * oj * T > 7/o 5. B/rc/s nn < t This week Special Sale of young and tame YEL LOW HEADED PARROTS , warranted to talk. $12.50 each instead of 320. Imported German Bird Seed. IDC lb. . 3 for 250. Mixed Parrot Seed 150 lb. , 2 for 230. Prep. Mocking Hiid Food 330 lb. , 3 for Si.oo. Hirds shipped by express safely _ _ _ . WEST'S NERVE AND BRAIN TREATMENT- Specific for Hysteila , DIzzineej. Fits , Neuralgia. Wakefulness - fulness , Mental I > cpies lon Softening of the Drain , re- itiltinK in insanity and leadingto misery decay and death. Premature Old Age. Itarrenneas , I.o .i of 1'ovrer in either sex. Involuntary Los es , and Spermatorrncea eansed by over exertion of tlie brain , self abiine or oTer-indulgence. Kach box contains one month's treat ment. tin. box. orsix for 15. sent by mail prepaid. With each Older for tix boxes , will send purchaser guarantee to i < fund money if the treatment fails to cure. Guarantees issued and genuine- sold only by GOOD.UAN imiTG CO. , Jl 1O Farnain Street , OMAHA , A'EB. P07TDS2ZD AilD P22TinSD ( PATENTED ) The sfrrinf/est and purest Lye made. Will make thejest per fumed Hard Soap in SO minutes without Imilina. It " * > c l > cst for softening water , cleansing waste pipes , disinfecting- sinks , closets , washing bottles , paints , trees , etc. PENNA.SALTM'FGCO , Gen. s. , piiiki. , I'u. B..C Btcic's Periodical I iJI-i Are warranted to relieve tardy , irrcs'ilar an 1 clflajeU menstruations. Established in Knroirt ISO I.n land 1S50 , Canada , 1877 , United .States. 1SST V. . - . ii thli French pill at t2 a box or three for t > . V.v warrant three boxes to give relief as above sfatwl 01 refund the money. These ( roods can be sent per mail on leceiptot money. We aie an incorpoi-ufn-l stock com pany with the greater part ofourcapital itoikorilOO - COO already taken. Am. Pill & Jled. to royalty pro prietors , bpcncer , la. Wholesale and retaij'of Good man Drug Co. , Omaha. "Down With High Prices , " THIS SEWING MACHINE ixrza'sr $2.02 Top Bureles , 565.00 Harness JT.BO Eoad Carts..10.00 Wagons,30.00 $5.oo Family or Store Scale , i.co A 210-lb. FarmersScalo. . . . . 3.00 1000 lb. Hay or Stock Scale..40.00 Fortroand Kit of Tools 20.00 loco other Articles at Half Price. CHICAGO SCALE CO. . Cilci ? " . 111. "When I Bay cure I do not mean merely tiStop them for a time and then have them return c am. I mean r. radical cure. I have made the disease of FITS , EPI LEPSY or FALLING SICK.VESS a hfe-I .r. j EtudjI warrant my remedy to euro the wors > * ca. . - , . B-C3.aso others have failed is no reason for c-jt now receiving a , cure. Send at once for a treatise and a Fre Bottoof ! my infallible remedy. Givj Eipress &nd Po t Office. II. . JtOOT , JT. CI S3 I'jrrlt. . , X. Y. illustrated Publications , Witt ) Maps , dci-crib , 'K Minnesota , North Dakota , Montana , Idaho , , Washington and Ot on. the "sFrce Government JiORTIIEKX PACIFIC R. K. Cert Agricultural t Gra/inif and Tim-j ber Land now open to settler * , ilartea H'tE Address llUS.lt. LinnOK. % , tind/om. X P. K. K. SI. 1'aul , Xiao. Onr Well Machines are the most HKUABLB.DCRABLX.BCCC2SSTUL ! TheydoMIIKEU-OItKand = nak * KEATER PROFIT. They i'lJCICH tVelU where otlirn 1TAILI Any size , 1 inches to U inches diameter. LOOMIS & NYMAN , TIFFINOHIO. . % i I 1 ' E } Room 11 Packase mikes 5 Rillcn" . DMldoui. iparklia ? anl aprttizlc ? . Soil bj all dealers. A btantlfal picture Rook aa 1 einli < nfr e t my one tenJIpg aJJress to THE C. E HIRES CO Pbilalelphia. HAY FEVER CURED TO STAY CURED. We want the name and ad- dressof every sufferer in the 0 , ACTUlfl A U.S.and Canada. Address , < X HO fi lilfln ? .EircMHijesi.D.B il3S.T. IENTS AND AWNINGS Pauliru. Horee and ' Wajron CeTera , Sto-skmen'i Bed Sheets , Camping OutflU. Ollclothin ? .inj all klndi Of CajlTa'go < xl . OMAHA TKST AND AWMSO CO. , 11 IS larnan > strett , Omaha , W. X. U. , Omaha , 500-21