The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, May 08, 1891, Image 7
Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken ; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste , and acts gently jet promptly on the Kidneya , Liver and Bowels , cleanses the sys tem effectually , dispels colds , head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced , pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach , prompt ; in its action and truly beneficial IA its effects , prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances , its many excellent qualities com mend it to all aud have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and 81 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist -who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO , CAL , IOUI8VILLE , KY. HEW YORK. N.f. ' German Syrup ForTliroat and Lungs " I have been ill for Hemorrhage " about five years , "have had the best FiyeYears , "medical advice , "and I took the first " dose in some doubt. This resulted - " ed in a few hours easy sleep. There ' ' was no further hemorrhage till next "day , when Iliad a slight attack "which stopped almost immediate ly. By the third day all trace of " blood had disappeared and I had "recovered much strength. The "fourth day I sat up in bed and ate "my dinner , the first solid food for "two months. Since that time I "have gradually gotten better and "am now able to move about the "house. My death was daily ex- "pected and my recovery has been " a great surprise to my friends and ' ' . be doubt the doctor. There can no "about the effect of German Syrup , " as I had an attack just previous to 1' its use. The only relief was after " the first dose. " J.R. LOUGHHEAD , Adelaide , Australia. @ The Soap that Cleans . < Most Is Lenox. Building IfoiiHe * of Paper. The utilization of paper in the arts of industry and construction presents a notable example in the recent erec tion of a new Hamburg hotel , in north ern Germany , the structure being built entire of paper boards compressed to the hardness of wood. One advantage of special importance attributed to this novel description of building ma terial is the circumstances that , by being impregnated with certain chem ical solutions , it can be made abso lutely fire proof ; the same process of treatment also secures it against the attacks of destructive insects , and might thus specially recommend it for use in certain river valleys in the trop ics , wood-eating ants having been known to demolish large frame build ings in less than a month. For some time past a firm at Dresden has suc cessfully engaged in the manufacture of tool handles and shafts from com pressed paper chemically prepared , the articles being not only very hard and firm , but possessing the quality of being non-conductors of heat. An other German firm is making pulleys of pasteboards pressed by hydraulic power , having an iron core and strong casing , and are supposed to take up less room , generate less friction , and are water proof. How's TllUI We offer One Hundred Dollars reward foi any case of catairh that cnnnot be cured by taking Hall's Catanh Cure. We. the underigued , have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years , and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac tions , and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their linn. WEST & TKUAX , \ \ holes ale Druggists , Tole do , 0. WALDIXO , KINKAX & MAHVIX , Wholesale Driipgists , Toledo , O. llall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally , acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 7 c. per bottle. Sold by aU druggists. ! ! Keeping Flower * . A new method of preserving natural flowers has been discovered by an Eng lish lady , whose process is well worth considering , says Farm and Fireside. The flower buds were cut just as they were about to open and the ends of the stems covered with sealing wax. Each was then wrapped separately in paper and laid away in a box. When they were wanted she clipped the stems just above the wax and immersed them in water , to which a little nitre had been added ; and , though the flowers had been gathered nearly a month before , on the morrow they opened with as much beauty and fragrance as if Afresh ly plucked. When Baby was sick , -vre gave her Castoria , When she was a Child , sheened for Castoria , When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria , When she bad Children , she gave them Castoria , The only sure way to keep from back sliding is to keep sliding forward. If an alligator could talk he would proba bly declare that he had a small mouth. Why should pawnbrokers be reviled ? Do they not keep all their pledges ? flolman-s Liver Fads. llolman's Lhcr Tads cureSlAuniA. llolraan's LUer Pads cure BILIOUSNESS. llolman's I.her Tills cure INDIGESTION. Pamphlet free with full instructions and commenda tions. HOLMAN LITER PAD Co. , 81 John street , K. Y. The world looks at what a man does , but God looks at what he means. MAKE MONEY. 1 read what Mr. Bell said about making * 80 per month. Jalso sent to the btandard Silver Ware Co. , Essex St. , Boston , Mass. . and received a fine case of camples. 1 took orders the first day that paid me 110 profit ; made HO tbe first week ; at the end of one month 1 had (115 clear profit. Any one can pet circulars and agency by w ritintr the abe > e firm. 1 hope others may profit by my experience. Yours Truly , W. F. WILLIAMS. The more we do to help others the lighter our oun burdens will become. Garfieltl Tea act' on the blood , renovating the entire * } stem ; Cures Constipation ; biingj the liU2 of health back to faded cheeks. Greenhouse and Bedding Plants , Palms , Dracienas , fcc. , cheap. Sweet Potato , Cab bage and Tomato plants in season. Send for descriptive catalogue. W. J. HESSCU , Plattsmouth , Neb. The man who never prays for anybody else never prays for himself. You can't stop your neighbor's tongue but you can stop your own ears. Hunger the Best Sauce. S. Si S. gives a good appetite , And causes a relish for food , Which builds up the human organism * ADDS TO THE STRENGTH , BUOYS TIP THE SPIRITS , INCREASES TILE VITAIiITY , AND HAKES YOU A NEW XAN. Swift's Specific S. S. S. Has no equal as a tonic , For convalescent patients , It is invaluable. Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases free * SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. , Atlanta , Ca Before you buy anyhhing.&sk two questions ? "Bo I re&H vjVfer Can 1 do- * thes'e cfuesio nevei nSSpreven b you /learn / buying SAP OLIO s jje Its uses are many .and so are its friends ; for \wltere it is once used it is always used. To clean Iwuse without it is sheer folly , since it does the worh twice as fast and twice as well. TEDDY'S KNOCKER-OUT. Fifteen Dollars a Week , Besides Board and Glory for a Pugilist. "I get § 15 a week an' me bonrd , an' that's as good na a tough'like me can expect ter do. " The speaker was a muscular young fellow of the . rough-nnd-ready type. Ho was leaning against the bar of a saloon , toying with a glass of beer and pufling at a long black cigar. His business w"as a peculiar one. It was his task to present himself each night at a certain Sullivan-street resort known as Teddy's , and be ready to oblige any aspirant in the fistic line by putting on the gloves \\lth him for four rounds. He was , in short , the representive of the management , and if he did not get the best of the bout , the house was compelled to pay the winner a dollar. "I'm only 19 , " said the young man , 'an' some day I may moot some of the good ones. I have been in the busi ness a. year now. One night last winter I walked inta Teddy's did up a Cockney what was doin' the honors for the'house. . I was hired on the spot , an' the Cockney was fired. I ve nj er been bested since I started , an' rA'ady say's I'm better'n most of the ringers. Naw , I don't like the work , except for the money it brings. Most of the men that meet me are plugs , and it makes me weary to punch 'em. Then when I domeet aprettygood one he usually tries to foul me. There'slots of hard coustomers come in , ye know , an' they must do me up some way , an' fore I know it a feller drives his shoulder into me stomach or hits me under the chin with his head , I don't get a fair fight like I would in a ring , though Teddy looks out for me pret ty well when the gang against him isn't too strong. Sometimes I get spiked , an' once a big fellow , about 300 pounds weight , rushed me through the ropes , and before I could jump out of the crowd someone had struck me with a brass knuckle behind the ear , an' I was within an ace of going out. I faced me man again , though , an' just got a knock-out blow in on him in time to save meself. I guess I'll stick ter the business a while longer. Countin' the board that Teddy gives it's worth 20 a week to me. That's better' an uneducated jay like me kin do in straight work , an' maybe next year I kin get a fight on with a big un. Tden if 1 best him I kin go inter theatricals. COURT PRESENTATIONS. Money not Always the "Open Se- same"to Royal Courts , Half of the American women , or perhaps all of them , who spend their money and energies in obtaining a presentation to royalty at the point of the bayonet , so to speak have but one idea in view. It is to say they have been at close quarters with the Queen of Enqland , and breathed the same atmosphere for about two and one-half seconds as that pudgy but virtuous monarch. This is something to relate to one's relatives at home , perhaps. The cost of a presentation , as every one knows , ranges from hundreds to thousands of dollars , but of course , the good American like Mr. Mrtaitalini "dem'ds the expense , " and is only too thankful if no divorce nor scandal prevents the Lord Chamber lain from ordering a taboo at that or any other royal function in the here after. Judging , however , by the names which have already been sent in by that exalted functionary , the over rich citizen of the United States does not always get there. The line , it seems , can be drawn , even at a Court presentation ! Let us be grateful for so much , although it breaks a millionaire heart or two to find the Mighty Dollar is not sesame in a royal palace. It seldom happens that money fails as a key but at that preci ous Court of St. James there is a sort of Yale lock which defies it. Andafter all is said and done , and the American sotiety beauty has been stared at by haughty royalty , and has heard her name called in the halls of the elect , what then ? Is it not very silly , very absurd , and about as childish as the performances at a fashionable danc ing school class ? Boston Herald. IT STOPPED THE METER. A Spider's Web Does a Good Turn for a Business Man. The superintendent of an electric- light station gives a strange instance of the stopping of a meter and the explanation of the trouble. On examining the meter , which was of twenty-eight capacity , after a lapse of a month , in order to determine the quantity of current to be charged for ; he hatfound t the consumer , in the pressure of business , had placed a number of small boxes around the meter , concealing it from view. As it was desireable not to disturb them , it was suggested and agreed to that the meter be allowed to run an other month. At the end of the second end month , the coast being clear , the meter was examined , and it was found that it recorded only five hours since the time of examination. This looked suspicious , but there was no ground to believe that the meter had been tampered with. A very close inspection revealed the fact that a spider had spun its web around the fans so that they could not rotate under the action of the current. It appears that the screws which held the cover to the top of the in strument hod not been put in , and that the spider had taken advantage of the opening and established him self in the cozy quarters. a. "Penny wise anil ponnd foolish" arc those who think it-economy to use cheap itoJa and rosin soaps , instead of the good old Dobbins' Electric Soap ; for alc hy all grocers Bncc | ' 18H. ( Try it once. Ee'sure , huy genuine. When a man heglus to know himself real well he has a very poor opinion of other people. II. Gaze & Son of 940 Broadway , New York City , announce very attractive * 200 trips to Europe ; first class. Sec advertisement. A good deal of the devil's best work Is done by careless people. 3lr . Wiualotr'B SoothlaeSyriip , for Chil dren tuclhinK , softens the cuins , reduces inflamma tion , allays pain , cures wind colic. 2ic , a bottle. Put an angel where there Is no love and he would beboiue a devil. What is lacking is truth and confidence. If there were absolute truth on the one hand and absolute confidence on the other , it wouldn't be necessary for the makers of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy to back upa plain statement of fact by a $500 guarantee. They say "If we can't cure you ( make it personal , please , ) of catarrh in the head , in any form or stage , we'll pay you $500 for your trouble in making the trial. " "An advertising fake , " you sav * Funny , isn't it , how some people prefer sickness to health when the remedy is positive and the guarantee absolute. Wise men don't put money back of " fakes. " And " faking " doesn't pay. Magical little granules those tiny , sugar-coated Pel lets of Dr. Pierce scarcely larger than mustard seeds , yet powerful to cure active yet mild in operation. The best Liver Pill ever invented. Cure sick headache , dizziness , constipation. One a dose. HOW TO EARN $200 $ MONTHLY Write for particulars to the STAB TONTINE ASSOCIATION , pays to its mem bers $100 in 2 months. 2000 members in Philadelphia first month. Our pay to Secretaries is extremely liberal. Write STAR TONTINE ASSOCIATION , 1321 WALNUT STREET. PHILADELPHIA , PA , W. N. U. , Omaha , - 567 19 tr JACOBS OIL Wf CURES SURELY. | SPRAINS. - ' Ohio &Mlss.Rallway. Office President and General Manager , Cincinnati , Ohio "My foot suddenly turned and gave me a very severely sprained ankle. The application of St. Jacobs Oil resulted at once in a relief from pain. " W.W. PEXBODY , Prest. & Gen'IMan'Kr. BRUISES. * 7-iG Dolphin Street. Baltimore. Md. . Jnn'yl8,1890. "I was bruised bad ly in hip and side by a fall and suffered se verely. St. Jacobs Oil completely cured me. " WM. C. IIAHDEN , Member of State Legislature. THE CHARLES A. vnn = LER CO. . Baltimore- J S18.00 PER WEEK \ lean tullr be made durmr tbc ratmtbi of April , Hay , JtmeJ July and Augmt. by anj cpernetlo FLADY OR GENTLEMAN. | | w > bare a mull article which i U on tight to Ucnsekctpml land Stores In ercry part of tha t'nltnl Mates and Canada.1 I If you mean bntlnen send m a t-etnt Stamp and yon I WILL RECEIVE FREE SAMPLE ! | ild full partlcniari by rtturn mall. ArtJren , lw.II.UlLI.UJlSON.44 .North fourthSt. . 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M A N H OO O RESTORED. 1VI t + l I * F\J IJ ! > \ictini of > outh- fttl impnulcnce. cau inp 1'reiiuture Decay , fCcnons Debility , Ixt Manhood , ic. , having tried in vain every known remedy , lias dl : < co\ercd nilmplo nican of self- cure , \\blch lie w ill send Scaled ) FI1KK to his fpllmviif - ferei-s. Address J. II. HEEVES , Efi. Cox 3293 , Jf. Y. City. MENKEN'S snre COUN KILI.KH. CORNS Quick. Painless. Pfl'eniiunent. Only sure euro for Ilitrdnnd Soft Corns , Bunions , Moles. Warts. Callouses , &c. 25 years the Standard Remedy. 25 cts. at Druggists or post-paid from G. JiENNEN , Chemist , Newark , N. J. J | f * CENT8 piji Tor your address In DcPuy' Agents'Dlrec- lory which goes whirling all over the United State * , and III you will grt hundreds of samples , circulars , book' , new - I f pnpcra , magazines , etc. , from those who want agent ! . You will get lou of good reading free and will be well pleancd with the small investment. OyLlst containing name cent to each per son answering. C. C. IePUV , feyrat-usc , 3f. Y. tr ) Snyder's Kidney Balsam cuses Enureaia ( BEDWETTING. ) _ testimonials address , with stamps Dr. O. W. F. SNXDEB , Mcvicker's Theatre , Chicago. III. & -For sale by all Druggists. Price $1.00. f = ROGREa8IVC EUCHRE. - * - Send Postal Note to Jon * SEBASTIAV , O. T. A. C. , It. I. & P. R. H. . Chicago , and receive , postage paid , the aliokest deck of card * you every handled. Ten CenU per pack , one or many. W. L. DOUGLAS . BE. 00 Genuine Hniiil-fioirod , an oleKfintaiid * * stylish dress shoo which commends Itself. 94.00 Hnml-ffowcdWclt. A flno calf shoo unequalled - equalled for Style anddurablllty. SO.50Gooclj'cnr Welt I * the standard drosi . * * Shoe , ntn popular price. BO. 50 1'ollceman's Shoo In especially adapted * for railroad men , farmer * , etc. All mndo in ConRrcss , Mutton and T aco. 8O.OO for I-iulIrs , la the only lmnU-e\reil shoe sold at this popular price. &O.50 DoiiRoln Shoo for I.iulles , isanewde- parture and promise * to become popular. Bo > 008hoofnrInllc8aii l 1.75rorMIiiiies Ktlll retain their excellence for ntyle. etc. All Roods warranted and f tnmpod with mono on bottom ; f mlvcrtlned local agent rnnnot mpply you. rend direct o factory e'lclotlnpadvertlsMl priroor a postal for or. ler blanks. W. L. DOUGLAS. lirncktnn. Man * . WANTED. Shoe dealer In every city and town not occupied , to take exclu sive njrency. AH a sent * aiivertlned In local paper. Scud for Illustrated catalogue. GOLD MEDAL , PARIS , 1878. GERMAN Sweet Chocolate. .The most popular sweet Chocolate in the market , is nutritious and palat able ; a particular favorite with children , and a most excellent article for family UHO. Served as a drink , or eaten as confectionery , it [ is a delicious Chocolate. The genuine is stamped upon the wrapper , S. Ger man , Dorchester , Mass. Sold by Grocers CTerynhcre. W. BAKEE & CO. , Dorchester , Mass. LEWIS' 98 % LYE POV72SEED JilTD PSETHJiTJ ) ( PATENTED ) The strongest and wure&t Lye made. Will make the Left per- , furacdHard Soap in 20 minutes 7Cio tlHjili7iff. It is the be t for softening water , cleansing waste pipes , disinfecting sinks , closets , washing bottles , imints , trees , etc. PENNA.SALTM'FGCO. Gen. Agts. , Phila. , Pa. Ifnffllctedwlth sore eyes , use Thompson's Eye Water , T , , THEOR'GIN - AND GENUINE. TheonlyBofe , Snrt , and reliaJJe Pill for ale. Ladle * . a k Drcgziit for CMcbeiler'i Enyliik Diamond Brand in Ited and Cold metallic boxei ealed with blue ribbon. Take no other kind. Rtjuie SuliMutloni and Imitation * . All pill * in pasteboard boxes , pink wrapperi , are dan cerou * eonnterfcIU. 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Fifty Dollars each To the ten people sending me up to July ist , the next ten largest lists of subscribers , at 50 cents each , for the balance of this year. Every Club-raiser shall have a liberal Cash Commission , or such Premiums as desired , for every . subscriber secured ; but the 17 largest agents will [ * be rewarded with the 2500 divided among them fc , as indicated above. * THE LADIES' HOME JOURNAL commands the best work of the ] f most eminent living writers and artists , and presents the most costly and elegant periodical ever issued for ladies and the family. Its cir culation is far in excess of any periodical or magazine in the world now 750,000 copies each issue and its management propose to make a determined effort to push its circulation to the highest possi ble point ( a round million , if possi ble ) before July ist. Address CURTIS PUBLISHING Co. Philadelphia , Pa.