By F. M. KIMMELL. ALL HOME PRINT. A PAETY that would live must accept the people as voting as they wished to. CHUBOH HOWE introduced the first seven bills presented in the .house of representatives. OUR motto : Permit none but Americans to sit in the executive chair. Fremont Tribune. SECRETAKY-OF-STATE ALLEN has retained ex-Secretary Cowdery as his assistant for the present. IT looks very much as though Mr. Ingalls would be his own suc cessor in the United States senate. THE Lincoln Call refers to Mr. Hoyd as "a citizen of Great Brit ain sojourning on these foreign shores. " THE legislators will pay for their own newspapers. They will thus set a good example for their constituents. THERE is not much fuss anc feathers being made over inaugur al messages and balls in any of the states this year. THE county alliance in Frontiei county met the other day and they declared that 4,500 people in thai county must have help to tide the winter over. ACCORDING to the reports of the mercantile agencies , the failures in Kansas in 1890 summed up ยง 4,500,000. This amount was nearly double the losses in 1889. THE newspapers who gave cur rency to the unfounded report that Gov. Thayer is "a raving maniac" are guilty of an act which will con demn them in the eyes of every citizen. GEORGE BANCROFT , the venera ble historian , died at "Washington , Saturday , at the ripe old age of 80 years. He was ill but three days , and his death will be a shock to the whole country. BARBED wire manufacturers held a meeting in Chicago last week , to form a trust , but after getting legal advice decided to still contin ue on their own hook , as the anti trust lawproves too much for them. ALL parties seem to have settled down at Springfield for one of the deadlocks for which Illinois is not ed. The balance of power men have the situation well in their own hands , and it looks like a con test of endurance. THERE will be no security on the frontier as long as the Indians , friendly or hostile , are permitted to keep their guns. The govern ment fully understand this fact , and failure to disarm them now would be unwise and cowardlv. THERE is one good thing about it all , . .citizens of few other states can point the finger of scorn at the Nebraska legislature's wild pro ceeding. Most of the states have legislatures of their own which are likewise indulging in a great deal of unseemly hilarity. REPRESENTATIVE MODI is to be commended for his course during the turbulent organization of the "legislature. It may be said to his everlasting credit that while many of his colleagues were putting their brogans into their mouths , Andy was exhibiting his steady good sense by silence. KING KALAKAUA , of the Hawai ian Islands , who came to the Unit ed States some weeks ago in the hope of benefiting his health , and for the purpose of effecting ar rangements for the improvement of the financial condition of his realm , died , Tuesday , inSanEran- cisco. It is not uncharitable to say that the dead ruler was not a hero ic figure , and that his life was de voted largely to the pursuit of pleasure and to self-gratification. The Appointment Hade. On Wednesday of this week , Presi dent Harrison sent into the senate the nomination of lion. James P. Lindsay of Beaver City , to be Register of the McCook land office , vice Hon. S. P. Hart , whose term of office expires on the 28th of February. The appoint ment is a thoroughly good one and will be highly acceptable. Mr. Lindsay has served two terms as a state senator from this district with conspicuous ability. He is a rising young lawyer , a clever gentleman , nnd the office will fall into good nnd capable hands when the ex- senator assumes charge. MODI is all right. SENATOR KOONTZ is all right. EEGISTER LINDSAY is all right. CONGRESSMAN LAWS is doing some quiet but hard work. THE TRIBUNE is awaiting the initial appearance of the Hastings Daily Democrat with an earnest- npss born of desperation. MUCH talk has been indulged ii by the press and pulpit of the eas concerning the keeping open o the "World's fair on Sunday. A Chicago minister hns solved tin question by stating that if the fai : is held open on Sunday it wil keep thousands of persons from at tending worse places. BECAUSE Mr. Thayer has vacat ed the executive apartments in re sponse to the order of the board ol public works it does not follow that he admits Mr. Boyd's election. On the contrary he maintains vig orously his original position thai he ( Thayer ) is governor , and that until the question of Mr. Boyd'g eligibility is settled any executive act by the latter is null and void. Thayer's relinquishmeut of the of fice does not , of course , effect the proceedings begun by him in the supreme court. THAT eminent peanut politician. David B. Hill , was Wednesday elected to succeed Senator Evarts of New York. The deal was car ried through according to the ar rangements made by the party bosses without the slightest varia tion from the published pro gramme. The goods were wrap ped up and delivered and the new senator was made. No investiga tion into the qualifications of Mr. Hill to fill such an important posi tion was made. The rank and file of the party had nothing to say. It was simply a business transaction engineered for the ben efit of the professional politicians. New York is ostensibly under a republican form of government , but in the trifling little matters of electing public officers and saying what shall be done with the pub lic funds the people are "not in it. " Journal. THE adoption by the house of Mr. Shrader's resolution inviting co-operation of the states west of the Mississippi in the revision of their usury and stay laws is a move in the right direction. The wisdom of this course is obvious. If the usury and stay laws are re vised in a manner to appear undu ly hostile to capital , capital will endeavor to retaliate by withdraw ing from the state or states in- which such legislation is enacted. If Nebraska should be more arbi trary than Minnesota , Kansas or Colorado , investors and capitalists would give them the preference over Nebraska. If , however , an Hgreemeut can be reached by which all the granger states in the north- \vest would enact laws that were uniform as regards the legal rate Df interest , penalties for usury and right of redemption after foreclos ure , the results desired by the debt or class would be achieved without bringing them into a conflict with fcheir creditors. Bee. THE McCooK TRIBUNE makes i bid for your patronage on ihe high business ground of nerit. Look it over and see if ; ve dent deserve your support luring 1891. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. FROM THE COUNTY SEAT. Epitome of the Week's Events at the Seat of County Affairs. Joe Goggles , the Irrepressible , Special News nnd Society Reporter. Everybody is talking irrigation. A new ocher mining company lias been organized. Wheat straw is selling for $5 per ton in Tndianola. Dr. George T. Moore and family have gone to Minnesota. A counterfeit silver dollar is being circulated in this city. Judge Cochran was in this yellow ocher city on the 20th inst. Dan Harrison will go out to Oregon soon to look up a business location. J. B. Mather expects to irrigate his farm near town with a steam pump. J. F. Helm will experiment with the bucket pump in irrigating , this season. County Treasurer Hen ton has rented the Hetherington property for a year. D. R. Carpenter was bound over to appear in district court in the sum of $500. $500.R. R. M. Snavely has gone to Denver on business. Expects to stay two or three weeks. Mr. Holland who owns the Steve Lyon ranch has already dug a mile of irrigating ditch. It is reported thatChicagocapitalists are coming to Indianola to investigate the ocher business. The revival meetings at the M. K. church are largely attended and1 much nterest manifested. More aid is now being sent to this point in care of llev. J. T. Roberts than comes any other way. W. S. Phillips has gone to Union- ville , Mo. , to look after the title to the land lie bought near there. Some of our real estate men are re ceiving inquiries every day as to the price oF land in this county. A company will be formed to tap the Red Willow and irrigate all the bottom land from the Willow to.Bartley. Mrs. S. F. Daily , relative of Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Rand , has been visitingthem the past week. She went to Denver , Tuesday morning. J. Byron Jennings , said to be the handsomest attorney in the eleventh judicial district , was doing business in the county-seat on the 19th inst. D. R. Carpenter's preliminary trial came off Wednesday before Judge Keyes , Attorneys Starr and Berge appearing for the stale and Attorney Frank H. Strout for the defendant. County Treasurer Henton could not have selected a man in the county as his deputy who would have been more acceptable to the people of this com munity than Foster Stilgebouer. F. A. Godell of Haverhill , Mass. , an old schoolmate of Attorney Strout , on his way to California , stopped off a few days to visit Frank. Mr. Godell is one of three brothers who run a large stove manufacturing establishment at Haver- hill. Brother Carpenter has at last ren dered an account of himself , during the first days sessions of our highly riproar- ious state legislature. We had been creditably informed that the talented editor of the B.-L.-F.-W. had gone down to Lincoln after hayseed and ex pected that he would distinguish him self beyond regulation. But seeing no special mention of him in the great metropolitan press of this state we thought he might have gone on down into Kansas where hay is more abun dant and preachers less numerous , else why had he not taken Sheriff Mc- Clay by the nap of the neck and the seat of his breeches and thrown him over the dome of the capital. Why had he not like the Le Noir Faineant at the tournament of Ashby-de-la-Zanche swung in at the supreme moment and tied Meiklejohn and McClay in a knot and stow them away under the Speaker's desk. Imagine our surprise when Richard himself steps to the front and explains that while the storm was at its highest he was calmly but firmly making peace between two con tending guardsmen. Shades of de parted peace makerslwhatan ameliorat ing influence city life has on our auburn haired editor. Lieb's Ryeningine Flap Jack prepar ation. POTTER & EASTEBDAY. JNO. It. ftAUT. A. F. MOORE. . . . MOO RE &H ART , ATTORNEYS-- , . - : - LAW , MCCOOK , - NEBRASKA. practice in the State mid Federal Courts and before the U. S. Lsuid OlIIco. Office over Famous Clotblnir Co. Stnro. C. H. BOYLE , LAND - : - ATTORNEY , Six yours experience In Oov. eminent f.nnd Cases. Real Estate , Loans & Insurance. NOTARY PUBLIC. Hank of McCook. .1. BYRON JENNINGS , ATTORNEY - : - AT - : - LAW. l practice in the State and United States coutts and before the U.S. Land Offices. Careful attention given to collections. Office over Hank of MeCook. HUGH W. COLE , LAWYER , MCCOOK. NEUBASKA. practice in all courts. Commercial and corporation law a specialty. Money to loan. Rooms 4and * 5 old First National bld'ff. Dii. A. P. WELLES , HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON MCCOOK. NElHtASKA. " "Special attention pivcn to diseases of women and children. The latest improved methods of electricity used In all cases requir ing such treatment. Ollice over McMillan drujr at ire. Residence , North Main street. 15. II. DAVIS M. D. O. II. JONES. M. D. DAVLS & JONES , PHYSICIANS & SURGEONS , MCCOOK. NEBRASKA. 55r OtfKiCK Houus : 9 to 11. a. in. . 2 to 5 and 7 to ! ) , p. m. Hooms over First National bank. TEE COMMERCIAL HOTEL GEO. 13. JOHNSTON. PHOP. McCOOK : , - NEBRASKA. house has been completely reno vated and icfurnished throughout and is first- class in every respect. Hates reasonable. LEND ME YOUR EARS ! I've Caught Your EYE. And Who But NOSE ? 1 may be ab'c to do you KOOC ! . My busi ness is House Cleaning , Carpet Laying and Day Laborer. Leave ciders at THE TRIB UNE ofliee. FKANK HUBEtt. F. D. BURGESS , PLUMBING , Steam and Hot Water Heating , North Main Avenue , McCOOK , - - NEBRASKA. A stock of best grades of Hose , Lawn Sprinklers , Hose Reals and Hose Fixtures , constantly on hand. All work receives prompt attention. J. S. McBRAYER , House Mover % Drayman , McCOOK , NEB , ouse and Safe Moving a Spec ialty. Orders for Draying left at the Huddleston Lumber Yard will receiv * prompt attention. STEAM LAUNDRY , CHAELIE YOUNG , Prop. First Door West of Arlington Hotel. / guarantee to do as good work as any steam laundry in the state of Nebraska. Give me a trial. You need not send work out of Ihe city. I can do it satisfactorily. CHARLIE YOUNG. Fall - Groods. ZEi. - & . . COLE , LEADING TAILOR , C2P"Announces the arrival of his fall stock , coinmising the latest and most fash ionable goods of the season. His prices are lower than any tailor's in McCook. Don' fail to see his line. GOOD : BYEl ! How ottcn this term of parting1 greets our ears , and pains our hearts ; but you can buy at THE TRIBUNE STATIONERY DEPARTMENT the ingredients to keep memory green until you meet again. STATIONERY. GOOD PI < ACE T0 3TJY THE TRIBUNE. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. THE McCooK TEIHM-- CHI SJJP CQM3I PIPER. TO , BUSINESS MEN GMIIUI& THE TRIBUNE is a zealous , active re presentative of your interests and of every worthy interests of the city. It aims to give McCook one of the best newspapers in Nebraska. From n finan cial standpoint it is doing all that it can dote keep McCook where the city rightfully belongs , in the very front rank of the enterprising young cities of the state. It is ever doing more than it can afford to do. It therefore asks the support of every business man , be it much or little , in order that it may continue during the coming winter months to keep up its standard of ex cellence that has been so frequently al luded to and complimented by the press of the state. It is common among merchantH to discontinue their adver tising , or nearly BO , at the begining of the year , a mistake from a business point of view and a policy of serious import to newspaper business. THE TUIBUNE , with the leading circulation in the city , offers actual inducements to advertisers , and believes that it can make it appear to their advantage to pursue a comparatively liberal adver tising policy during the next ninetj day. THK TRIBUNE can give you good value for your business , and will there by be enabled to promote your business interests , and the interests of the citj generally by means of support that will make it a power for good in and for the community. DRY GOODS , LESS THAN COST. 14 Ibs. Gran. Sugar , Grand Island , $1.00 18 Ibs. New Orleans Sugar for l.OO 1 can of 2-lb. Corn , .10 1 can of 3-lb. Tomatoes , . 10 1 Ib. Plug- Tobacco for .25 We Sell GROCERIES Cheaper Than Anybody , and Save You 25 Per Cent. : N& (1asli Buyers and Sellers. IES , In addition to my line ofRYGOODS , CLOTH- IMG , ( BOOTS , SHOES , NOTIONS , Etc. , I have just laid in a stock of H GROCERIES. / have determined to sell all my goods at "hard times" prices. Call and see me at the old Op = penheimer stand in the Babcock = Morlan build = ing , and I will do the square thing by you. F RANK RVERIST. ! . & M. Meat Market. FRESH AND SALT MEATS , BACON , BOLOGNA , CHICKENS , TURKEYS. & .C. , ic. R. A. COUPE & CO. , Props. SUBSCRIBE ! FOR THE McCOOK TRIBUNE , $1.50 PER YEAR ,