"ONLY-CALICO. " ou HUe my dress ? I'm very glad to lioar It ; Our "noblest mission Is to please , " you knoH ; A clear , dark blue how many women wear It I Brightened with "cardinal" all calico , It flts so prettily. If I aid make It ; I stood before the glass on hour or twc , Planning and pinning , fitting and refitting Before I thought the drapery would do. What did you say ! "You're very sorry for met" You need not bo , for I have learned to know , As In life's school I read the lessons set mo , There are worse tasks than wearing calico. I have a pair of Htrong , bravo bands to help me , A clear , wise brain to work my puzzles out , A tender heart to comfort and to love me , And I am happy beyond wish or doubt. If I should die , I know , without a question , V That this great heart would "keep my memory . " ory green. And , whllo I live , within my little kingdom I reign a loved and undisputed queen. His cheerful voice has been my sweetest muslo , Before his smile my cares and troubles go ; And for his sake I'll toll you as a secret I'm proud of wearing "only calico. " He gave It to ms and I would not change It For any "combination" Worth may know : L.ovo'8 rainbow shines upon my simple ward robe , And that transfigures "only calico. " Adeline Q. George , In Good Housekeeping. ADVICE BY A BUKGLAB On How to Make Houses Secure Against Thieves. An Ex-Burglar , Writing1 In the Light of Experience , Gives Some Ideas Which Architects Might Adopt with Profit Opinions of Gall Ross. Things have come to a pretty pass when an ex-convict in sheer disgust feels called upon to instruct American architects how to make houses burglarproof - proof , says the Chicago News. But such is the state of affairs , as the fol lowing interesting communication will attest : "To THE EDITOR : K you will consider a few words from one who has been a burglar and housebreaker , I will say something apropos of the Lindblom robbery in this city a few days since. "The first thing that strikes an 'operator * from abroad upon his entrance into American cities is the utter absence of any thing like pro tection for your houses. Your architects seem to have lived all tbclr lives in some retired pastoral village where every one is honest. They do not seem to understand that one chief part of their work should bo to build burglarproof - proof houses a thing which can bo done BO easily that they ought to be ashamed of their ignorance. "Suppose Mr. Snell bad provided his honsa with light , handsome openwork Iron or bet ter , steel doors and windows , fastened with strong cham locks , or Mr. Lindblom had pro tected his windows with ironwork , do you sup pose any thief would ever have entered themt These 'gillies , ' as they are called , are common all over the old country. "When I was 'doing1 time in an English prison I remember how a prisoner used to dilate upon the verdancy of the Americans in not using the same. "As a health measure one would suppose that the builders would put in these guards so that every thing could bo opened to the fresh air at night. But above all they ought to re move the temptation of exposed valuables from us weak mortals. EX-CONVICT. "Please excuse bad writing from a hand crip pled by a pistol shot in St. Louis ten years ago. " This indictment of American builders for not constructing houses on the burglarproof lar-proof plan is a matter demanding some attention. Therefore it has been thought a good idea to obtain an inter view with a burglar and see how the "profession" would look upon the ex- convict's reform notions. But first to catch the burglar There stands at 2G4 Ilonore street an old , two-story , drab frame house , the front door of which opens on a level with the ground. It is one of a row of six tenements , like many other barrack- like buildings that were hastily thrown together immediately after the great fire. It is here that a Home of Indus try , a refuge for discharged convicts , is located. It was established about six years ago by the reformed burglar , "Mike" Dunn , and it is presided over by Rev. A.C. . Dodds as superintendent. In the rear of the home is a broom factory where the convicts are put to work. The home has room only for those who desire not to return to their former guilty occupations. A jerk given to the old-fashioned bell- knob brings to the door a stout woman , who scans the caller critically from her deep-set brown eyes : "Come in , climb those stairs and go back to the open door at the end of the hall. " [ Vtl Rev. Mr. Dodds is found in his narrow office , seated by a window overlooking the convict workshop. He has thirty ex-convicts at work , several of whom have been well known to the police as bad criminals. He turns to his book of record and finds that he has several burglars in the shop , but he does netlike like the idea of having them inter viewed. "Any one of them , no doubt , could relate interesting stories , but I don't fancy they are at all anxious to do so , " reasoned Mr. Dodds. However , he finally whistled down a tube and commanded the foreman to send up Gail Ross from the cut-off bench. "What a name for a burglar ! " mused the reporter , and before he could form any idea of a person to fit the literary cognomen a shadow darkened the glass door and a short man forty-two years old , the very image of Editha's burglar , entered , bowing. Mr. Dodds explained the reporter's mission and the man signified his will ingness to talk. He spoke with the hint of a Scotch accent and his language a college professor could not have dis counted. "Of course Gail Ross is an assumed name , is it not ? " asked the reporter. "Of course it is not , " quickly retorted the burglar. "Why should I have an assumed name ? That name was worth much to me at one tune. It is worth more now , for it is about all I have left except a bad cough and an en feebled constitution. "No doubt it seems strange to you that a burglar should sail under such a literary name , but why should it ? I was not always a burglar , and for that mat ter I don't consider myself irretrievably one now. When I grew up my name seemed to look so well whenever I wrote it that it inspired me with an ambition to sec it in print. I thought how I could best set about getting my name before the public , and began writing verse. My rhymes were printed In a New York publication , and some of them even broke through the quar antine and got in the magazines. I imagined I was surely on the road to fame when I got that far , but whisky , you know. "All this has little to do with burglarproof lar-proof houses , but even a burglar has not necessarily lost his self-respect com pletely , and he likes to find an excuse for being what ho is. I just want to say one thing , and then I'll give you my ideas about how houses should be con structed to keep out the 'profession. ' "As I said , I got to writing poetry , and poetry proved my downfall. Through my verses I met and became engaged to the daughter of a man that afterward became Vice-President of the United States. Don't ask me her name. I still have enough honor to protect her from the disgrace of seeing her name coupled with that of a burglar. Whisky destroyed my hopes. "I shipped as pantryman to Liverpool and I visited many European cities. Returning to America I became a burglar simply because it offered great er inducements than any thing I was able to tun my hand to. "But enough of that. The first burglary I remember of committing was when my father lifted me over the fence into a neighbor's yard to steal flowers. I suppose he didn't think how bad it really was , but the memory of that first theft has clung to me always. Subsequently when I took a notion to steal something more than flower namely , to gut a jewelry store I forti fied myself with a good bracer of whislcy , 'workefi' the house without a blush and blamed my father for teach ing me to steal. "Now , across the water it is not so easy to gain access to.a house as here , because of the iron screens. In New York it is hardly less difficult , in my opinion at least , for the same reason. However , out West it is not considered a difficult feat to enter a house , take it where you may. " "And you ascribe that to " "To the way the house is built. People have learned to protect their basement windows , as a rule , with bars , but still this is not always the case. One would think that a man with his millions , perhaps , in the bank , with his house loaded with costly art pieces , and a fortune alone , may be , in diamonds and silverware , would take every precaution to guard against burglary , but he doesn't. He imagines because he never has been robbed that he never will be. That is about as much sense as the man had who didn't want his life insured because he had never died. "Whenever I took a notion to 'work' a house I didn't'stop to go and look up the police record and see if the place had been 'worked' before. I immedi ately began laying my plans. A man with good nerve and a clear head who works alone ought to be successful. I always worked alone except once. Then I was caught and my 'pal' escaped. I was on the outside and he 'doing' the job. I took my sentence like a man and never 'peached' on him. Had I been 'operating' alone I don't think I would have been caught. "About making houses burglar-proof I should first recommend that people put locks on their doors that can't be picked with well , with a button-hook. A burglar depends largely on a skele ton key to gain access. Men of means , however , now have the latch-lock on their doors , and these can not be picked that is , not readily. To guard against entrance by the doors they should be heavy , should fit tight to prevent work with a 'jimmy , ' should be double locked with a chain-lock on the inside and bolted securely at top and bottom. That will generally baffle a sneak-thief , who does not deserve to be called a burglar. However , when he finds the door effect ually bars him he can go to the rear , climb on a shed , portico , or even 'skin' up a water-pipe or lightning-rod to a second-story window. Such a window is said to be the easiest place of all to enter a house. That is why there are so many 'second-story workers , ' as they are called , but I never tried it my self. To prevent these fellows all ex posed windows I mean those opening on a porch or shed should be well barred. A 'second-story worker' doesn't carry tools as a rule. He is a sneak- thief. " The man spoke these words as if the " " sneak-thieves "profession" looked on - as objectionable characters who should be excluded from the society of honest cracksmen. "But for iron bars and steel doors , ' * he contimied , "an expert burglar has little dread. Give him time and he will go through any thing. It requires a genius to circumvent him , and even genius is not equal to it. And for this reason : A burglar or safe-blower has a greater incentive for surmounting the difficulties hi the way of access to a treasure than has the inventor for creating them. The one receives his reward in the shape of salary ; the other in working for a fortune , perhaps , that lies just beyond the barrier which he is endeavoring to overcome. The burglar gains a fortune for a few hours' labor ; the inventor labors for a.year , ar-'l at the end of that ttime gets barely the worth of his work. It is a natural law that where there is the greatest in centive there will be found the greatest results of labor. So it is you will find burglars as smart and even smarter than inventors. "For my part I fail to see how you could make a house absolutely burglar- proof. You might make it so difficult of access that the burglar will find an other to suit his purposes as well. One thing is certain , however : A rich man is a fool not to have bars on' his win dows. They cost little , but they may save much. " Niagara Wearing Avray. Prom the report of the State Engineer of New York it is learned that Niagara Falls are receding about two feet every year. The first accurate survey was made in 1842 , and since that the total recession amounts to more than one hundred feet. This is not strange , con sidering that two hundred and seventy thousand cubic feet of water pass over the falls every second , or over sixteen million cubic feet per minute. A SEALSKIN BONANZA. a Poacher Got Avray with Fifteen Thousand Skins. Japan is putting a fin into the sealing business and will have two fins in nex year. Rumors of Yokohama's attaining some position as a sealskin market have ' reached here at odd times , says the San i Francisco Examiner. I One of the passengers to arrive by the steamer China recently was George A Smith , a veteran whaler , who has been cruising in northern waters every year from the time he was able to go to sea He was not with the whaling fleet this , year , and when he mingled with his olc companions after getting ashore he tolc them talcs of his cruise in the Okhotsk sea that were more marvelous to sealers and whalers than any yarns Aladdin ever concocted about his lamp. Seal skins formed the basis of his narrative and he reported his catch at 15.00C skins. It sounded like a fish story but Smith had certain evidences with him in the shape of certified checks anc authorizations to ship an experiencec crew , that back up the story. Briefly told Smith's story is that when he left here last winter for Yokohama it was to take command of the ok bark Nathan S. Perkins , well known in these waters. His em ployers were Yokohama capitalists who had prospected the Siberian coast am evolved a scheme for loading their ves sel with sealskins. They wanted a man to take command who was familiar with Russian waters and knew how to ingratiate himself with the natives , am Smith was selected. Seals were plenti ful along the upper Japan coast when he started out , and in hunting the Per kins did very well. But the big killing came when Smith reached Robin islander or Robin bank , geographically speak ing , just inside the Okhotsk sea , a few miles from Saghalien island and seven hundred miles from Petropaulovski. Smith baited for seals with rum , it is supposed. The Perkins was disguised as a whaler , and ostensibly put ha at the lit tle settlement near the rookeries for water. The Russian officer in charge oJ the place was invited to take a drink , and another drink , until he had quite a program of drinks. The islanders were also lavishly entertained with the Perkins rum , and in a day or two the entire population ( not a very extensive one ) , was too happy to care what be came of the seals. This was kept up for several days , and in the meantime every knife on the Perkins was kepi busy skinning seals. Hundreds were taken , and when the Perkins finally sailed it was with the biggest returns for a few cases of rum that were ever made. The same game was played at an other rookery , and when the old bark finally dropped anchor at Yokohama she had fifteen thousand skins in her hold , according to Smith's count , and the skins averaged between eleven and twelve dollars apiece. A NOVEL LIFE-PRESERVER. The Clever Device of a Traveling1 Lady to Save Herself from Drowning. "While my wife and I were on our last trip to Europe , " 'said a gentleman to a Detroit News man the other day , "we met a middle-aged lady who was going over for her health , and my wife and she became great friends. One day while sitting in the ladies' private cabin the lady said : 'Let me show you my life-preserver , ' and. removing her outer skirt , my wife beheld a skirt that was a curiosity if nothing more. Running up and down the skirt at a distance of two or three inches , were soft , flexible rub ber bands about two inches wide. They were sewed on at the side of each band and ran all the way around the skirt , and at the top they were all joined to a broad rubber band six inches wide. At the top of this band was a rubber tube about two feet long , and which ran up the waist in front and was left resting on the top of the corset. "Said the lady : 'You behold one of my own inventions for saving my life. In case of an accident all I have to do is to take the end of the rubber tube in my mouth and in two minutes I can fill all the rubber bands ( which are hollow and air-tight ) with air. Then , tying the tube in a hard knot , I am ready for the waves. This skirt , when I strike the water , will spread out in the shape of a pond lily leaf and I will rest on it in an upright position , as easy as though re clining on a couch , and I can float around till picked up. ' "As our voyage was a pleasant one , we did not have an opportunity to see how it would work , but I have no doubt it would work well. " ROYAL WHITE MOURNING. The Revival of an Old Custom Among the Nobility. The white mourning of the youthful Queen of the Netherlands is a revival of an old custom , says London Truth. Some ancient orders of nuns , corresponding spending to the Pas&ionist one for men , used to dress hi white. They might be said to be Good Friday orders , they par ticularly devoting themselves to com memorate the event for the keeping in mind of which th at fast day was institut ed dying with Christ daily. The ladies of Port Royal also decided when their monastery was reformed to wear white robes only. Mary of England was the last French Queen who wore white mourning ; she was Imown as La Reine Blanche perhaps by old people to dis tinguish her from Catherine de Medici , who was the first regal widow to dress in black. She borrowed her sable weeds from Italy , which , far back in antiquity , took black mourning from the Eleusinian mysteries. Ceres in search of Proserpine was in black to signify the winter season , when nature is most colorless. Catherine de Medici's widow's cap was black. The white widow's cap is now the only survival of the ancient white mourning. Mary Stewart followed her mother-in-law in wearing black after the death of her first husband. White is more suitable for the winter wear of a delicate child in the harsh Dutch climate than black , which is cold hi winter , hot in summer , and only advantageous in hiding coal smut and in seemingly reducing the bulk of stout figures. f te M * < > < i OO < Xi LL HOME PRINT Mai I-Bag Keys. 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By virtue of an order of Pale directed to me 'rom the district court of Red Willow county , Nebraska , on a judgment obtained before Ion. J. E. Cochran. judge ot the district court f Red Willow county. Nebraska , on thp 2d av of December. 1889 , in favor of Nebraska & Kansas Farm Loan Company as plaintiff , ml against James A. Porter as defendant , 'or the sum of fifty-six dollars and forty four ents , and costs taxed at $20.83 and accruing osts. I have levied upon the following real state taken as the property of said defend- nt. to satisfy said decree , to-wit : N. E. J of N. W. i and N. W. JJ of N. E. J of section 33. and S. E. of S. W. X. and S. W. % of S. E. * section 28. town. 1 , range 20. west of Gth P. M. . in Red Willow county , Nebraska. And will offer the same for sale to the highest bidder , for cash in hand , on the 2lst day of February , A. D. 1891. in front of the south door of the court house , in Indianoln. 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