Nebraska Newspapers

    Entitled to the Beat. '
All are entitled to the best that thoit
money will buy , BO every family should
have , at once , a bottle of the best fam
ily remedy , Syrup of Figs , to cleanse
the system when costive or bilious.
For sale in 50c and $1.00 bottles by all
leading druggists ,
The EDUEagc man Is always able to make
both ends meat.
TLc red man demands the right to Sloiu
end be Elouxed.
Dclicato Children , Nuralnz
Mothers , Overworked Men and for all dls-
cafes where the tissues are wasting away
from the inability to digest food , or from
overwork ; should take Scott's Emulsion ot
Pure Cod Liver Oil with Hvpophosphltes. "I
used the .Emulsion on a lady who was deli
cate. It jmt her in such peed health and
flesh , that I mut-t tay It is the best Einul-
lon. L. P. WAUUEIX , M. D. , Hugh's
Mills , 8. C.
The burglar is a handy tort of man to as-
with the bank clearings.
TnnolT DIPEASCS commence with a Cough ,
Cold , or Sore Throat. "Brown's Bronchial
Troches" give immediate relief. Sold only
In boxes. Price 25 cts.
The duck takes to both water and land for
divers md sun-dry reasons.
"When Baby was slct , wo gave her Castoria ,
"When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria ,
When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria ,
TVhcn she had Children , she gave them Castoria.
Don't commit suicide ! If you have dys
pepsia , with heiidachc , heartburn.
ONE DOkLAU sent us by mall , wo will
deliver , f reo of nil charges , to any person In the
United States , all the following articles larefully
packed In a neat box :
Onotvro-ounco oottlo of Pnro Vasollno lOcta.
Onotwo-ounco bottle Vaseline Pomudo licts.
. Onojnr of Vaseline Cold Creiun . 15 cts.
One cake of Vasollno CampUorlce . 10 cts.
Onocakoof Vaseline Soap , unscented. . . . 10 cts.
Ono cake of Vnselino Soup. Rccnted . 25 cts.
Ono two-ounco bottle of Whlto Voscllno 25 cts.
- 51.10
Or for stamps anr slnclo article at the prlco.
If you have occasion to use V'aeellne In anr form
bo careful toacceptonlyKOnulnegoodsputupbyus
In original packages. A great many drucRlsts are
trying to persuade buyers to tnko YASKLINK put
Dp by them. Never yield to such persuasion , as the
Urtlclo la an Imitation vlthout value , and will not
lve you the result you expect. A bottle of Blue
Seal Vaseline ! s sold by all drucnUts at ten cents.
CUESEDKOCCH H'Pjr. Co. , 24.SIM. SU , SewYolt.
Posltlvclycured bjl
these kittle Pills.
They also relieve Dia
tress from Dyspopsls , !
digestion and TooHear
Eating. A perfect remedy - ]
edy for Dizzines8Nsuse
Drowsiness , Bad Tasfc
in the Mouth , Coated !
Tongne.Pain in the Side.1
TOKPID LIVER. They !
regulate the Bowels.f
Purely Vepetable.
Price 2K Cents ;
CAETSB MEDICINE CO. , NEW YOAS.
Small Pill , Small Dose , Small Price , !
A True Combination of R30CH/V
JAVA and RIO.
Picture Card Green
With every pound package. For
Sale everywhere. ffoolionBpic Co Toltao.O.
FARP/S FOR SALE !
300 acre farm , stock and tools , 11 thor
oughbred Jersey cows , voice oxen , 40 Cotswold
weld sheep for breeding , 2 brood mares.
Farm Is about equally divided between good
Easture , cultivated and wood land. Excel-
: nt sugar orchard of 2,000 trees , fine buNd-
Inps , in good repair. Inexhaustible supjilv
of hard wood. Write Alfred Joslin , Waits-
field , Vermont , for full particulars.
A pension for every disabled Solilicror Snilor
who served ninety days during lute war , leunrdless
cf oausoof disability. Pensions for nil ividonf.
minor or disabled children of deceased soldiers
and sailors who nerved as above. Pensions for
dependent Pnrents. retrnrrilef-s of dependency at
ditto of soldier. * ilivith. No charco unless success
ful. Addrcssntance.
11. S. UEltiaN , Attorney nt I.nw.
\ViinIiinjton , D. C.
Breeders ofthellarfi
Mountains. It restores the song of Cage lUrds ,
prevents thir ailments and keeps them
in good condition. It makes Caniriei
ling even while shedding feathers. Sent
hT mail for 13 cents. Sold by all dm-
* " * * K" * * " and bird dealers.
EirdBookmiuleafrco. Address.
? 1RD < FOOD co40 ° N-
Third Street. PnitADCLrniA. P * .
EfHES ! BOILERS !
ki ly 12 Wfawfl W B fcafcali % ?
siocnr CITY EIVGSIVE WORKS.
Lrg at Works west of the Mississippi.
Write fox estimates. SIOUX CITY , la.
'Successfully Prosecutes Claims.
] Lata Principal KximlnerU.S Pension Bureau.
13.j"raiala&t ar , 15 aujuiUcatiug claims , c.tty since.
Posters. Axents , Women , boyp , ivjry-
whcre. 10.000 firms want 100,000 persons
permanently to IIAXD ocr paper * at Jl
I * 1003. Particulars for a S cent stamp.
AGENTS HZRJLLD , Box 175 , Philadelphia , Pa ,
BEADING. TJuItnrlnn literature
FREE
ture , and Information concerning Unitarian-
fsra , ecat fre upon application to Mrs. WM.
Harney street , Omaha , Neb.
f weU oa small inTMttatstx. Bagle Luitinn.
StMTcptlrcns and Ttan of all ( ndn and
prices , for Public Exhibition and Horn *
- " Amueocpt. &endtbrnep t CiitlojM/V .
MEXICAN CACTCS PIL1VS. Aceat
wanted everywhere for this wonderful new
remedy. Sample bottle , 25c. Circular free.
CACTCI Co. , Box2 , East El Pa o. Texas.
Cover * for her r .waon8. tclc . machinery ,
at C. J. HAKEU'S , M TVeit Third Street.
NSAS CIXY , 51O. Scad f or UTU'd catalogue.
GARFIBLD TEA caret Constipation and
Sick Headache ; restores the Complexion ;
b.tves Doctors' Bills. Sold by Drucfflsts.
FBEX IXTOEKATIOV. Cheap homes for
ILORIDA all. Send stamp for Illustrated "Ilome-
seeker. " O. r. Cra.ij.89 Fraaklta SUX.r.
can bare smaller feet. Solid
comfort. Pamphlet free. Earn.
pie 10c > Tbe Fcdtae Co. , Ncvr Y.erk.
TO TRAVEL. We pay
IM to flOOo month and orperjsea
& WELLINGTON , Madison. Wis.
paid for School Bad
BONDS Uonlclpil Bonds , Correipondcnc *
jwlldtd. D. M.BxiiaOm i , Heb.
THE CARE OF GOLDFISH.
flnztreatlons nn to TJtnlr Food Chang * of
Water TftceM ury.
Authorities differ greatly in regard
to the goldfish. There are those who
maintain that it can stand almost any
change of temperature ; and instances
hiive been recorded in which a goldfish
found frozen in : t solid piece of ice has
so far recovered , on being gradually
thau'cd , as to swim about a pond again
as though nothing had happened. But
hardy as , in its' natural stuto , one of
these little creatures may be , experi
ence has proved that once transplanted
to aquarium or globe , much of this
vigor is lost. It then becomes scetitivc
to almost any change. Too much sun
or heat of any kind will kill it. and
during a thunder-storm a globe must
bo removed from the window , and the
water changed almost immediately.
Not only after a storm , but every
day as well , the water in the globe
should be changed. While doing this ,
the fish should bo carefully removed
with the hand and placed in a basin of
water , a net being apt to injure the
ecales" and so destroy their brilliancy
of color. While in the basin and the
iish should remain there for half an
hour in order that the globe may bo
thoroughly cleansed they may be fed
with breadcrumbs or biscuit. In this
way the danger of having the water in
the globe made impure by the bread be
coming sour is avoided.
It is altogether wrong to suppose
that the water of the globe supplies all
the nourishment necessary to goldfish.
It must have something to eat once
every day. It is quite satisfied with
bits of bread and biscuit though it is
wise occasionally to vary this with
duck-weed , lemma , aquatic plauts , and
small fry.
A branch of box ought to be placed
in every globe , against which a fish
may rub , and so rid itself of the slime
that collects and clogs its gills. The
globes should be large enough to allow
free movement to the fish. In a globe
"
of twelve inches in diameter only" two
fish , each of four or five inches in
length , can live comfortably. For
"
three lish of that size the globe" should
be at least sixteen inches in diameter.
A wide-mouthed globe is by all means
best , and a square or oblong tank is
best of all. Efforts should bo made to
introduce a small jet of water into the
globe or tank , thereby introducing a
contant supply of fresh air , without
which no fish can keep well ; for water
has the power to absorb a given
amount of atmospheric air , and a cur
rent of fresh water is in reality then a
current of fresh air. Without this air
no fish can live. One that is healthy
has power in its gills to extract this air
while under the surface of the water.
A sure indication of disease in a fish is
its constantly rising to the surface to
breathe.
Another symptom of disease is the
languid undulating movement of the
fish , the loss of brilliancy in color , and
the lying motionless at the bottom of
the globe. Such fish should be" im
mediately removed from their fellows ,
and placed in a basin of fresh running
water. Generally a few days will ef
fect a cure.
Keep the globe not more than four-
fifChs filled with water. Let it stand in
the coolest part of the r om , near an
open window. Protect it from the sun.
Of all things have plenty of pure water
and room.
In purchasing fish the greatest care
should be taken , not only in regard to
their being absolutely healthy , but also
that no fish from different" localities
should be compelled to live together ;
for fish , like almost all animals , dis
like outsiders. The oldest inhabitant
will always hunt a stranger , sometimes
even to death.just as one that is strong
will destroy another that is sick.
In 1691 the first goldfish from China
arrived in England. Now they are
found everywhere ; even in Portugal
they abound so largely that yearl } ' im
portations take place. When well
caredfor , as at Hampton Court , they
grow to an enormous size. Harper's
Young People.
THE DAY OF JUDGMENT.
A Carious Theory Presented by a
mttu In Ireland.
The Rev. J. S. Vsuiglum discusses in
the Dublin Review n curious question
in religion. His theory is that the re
surrection of the body solves the pro
blem of the linal destiny of the earth ,
and he bases it on "the teaching of
sound theologians" and the "accepted
truths of science. " In brief , it is that
when tne archangel sounds the last
trump and summons the dead to arise
from their graves and come to judg
ment the whole of this planet will
vanish with them for their bodies will
comprise all the matter of which it is
composed.
This novel position is based on statis
tics and science and is defended with
the exactness of mathematical calcu
lations. He notes the tendencof
science to reduce substances hereto
fore regarded jiselementury.and argues
that in the end only one universal
elemental substance will be recognized.
Next he refers to "the scientitic fact
that the absolute amount of matter , or ,
in other words , the sum total of all
that exists in the material universe , is
ever a constant quantity. ' " Nothing
new , he argues , , is created except
human souls , and they are put in
"earthly tabernacles kneaded together
from existing matter" and subject to
the laws of matter. '
He makes these remarkable deduc
tions from the facts already given.
'
The weight of the earth is G'000,000-
000,000.000.000.000 tons. The popula
tion of the earth in the year GOOO will
be 320.000.000,000.000.000. Unless
every one of these people returned his
body to the earth , he remarks , "there
would be steady and inconvenient
diminution of its bulk. " As the dead
multiply the entirety of existing mat
ter will be absorbed by their bodies.
Hence the conclusion that the earth
must disappear with the dead. "When
every soul of man that1 has ever lived ,
from Adam to the linal crack of doom ,
lias claimed his body , ' * says Mr.
Vaughan , * 'will there be anything at
all left of the present little orb on
which we dwell ? " His answer is that
nothing absolutely nothing wilT re
main.
Mr. Vaughan thinks he can even
compute the dav of iutlgmuat. It will
come , he says , " 'wliun sli many persons
shall have lived from the beginning
that , on reclaiming their bodies , the
whole substance of the earth will be
utilized in meeting the demand. "
WHY THEY ARE DULL TALKERS.
The Average fount ; SXan Must Read If
Uo Does Not iriili to be a Bore.
The Boston Journal says that there
are three causes which go far to explain
the nou-entertaiuing character of the
average young man to the average
young person of the opposite sex. The
first is that he is too much engrossed in
himself and the things which interest
him. The ilnest point of courtesy in
conversation is to seek those subjects
which will interest the people with
whom we talk. The young man who
goes into the society of cultivated young
womel and has nothing better to offer
as his Contribution to the conversation
than base ball talk or reminiscences of
college scrapes , xvill make himself en
tertaining , if at all , only by making
himself ridiculous , and that , it is safe
to say , is not what he is after. So of
the various other subjects , either of
business or of pleasure , which are
chiefly the concern of men. They
ought not to be forced into conversa
tion with women. If the latter want
to know about them , very Avcll , but the
information should be given as bright
ly and interestingly as possible , and
without any appearance of a conde
scending enlightenment. The true gen
tleman who enters the society of women
"
with the deference 'which"he should
feel , will study them sufficiently to
know what things are likely to interest
them and what arc not.
Another difficulty is that the average
young man is likely to make a mistake
as to the things which will interest
young women , even when he makes a
sincere attempt to adapt his conversation - i
tion to them. Old notions die hard. !
There are still a great many young
men who cannot understand that the
young women whom they know , some
of them at least , have minds which are
capable of something more than small j
talk , of fashion plates , or society gos
sip. Nevertheless this is true. Nothing !
is more galling to young women of (
cultivation and intelligence than to bo
persistently talked down to by the men
of their acquaintance. Let the average '
young man realize that the average
young woman with whom he talks
knows probably at least as much as he '
does , and he will make his conversation
better worth while by putting a little '
"
intellect into it. j
A third difficulty is that the average !
young man is seriously in danger of j
being left behind , intellectually , by the i
average young woman. We do not j
expect that this alarming statement J
will be accepted without dispute. But
we commend to the solemn considera
tion of young men the question whether !
a voting man , who in college gave his '
chief thought to athletics and after he j
leaves college is engrossed in business , i
is likely to keep up with his sister , or
some other fellow's sister , who started
with a mind at least as bright as his ,
has had equal educational advantages ,
and has both time and disposition to
improve herself. We maintain that no '
j'ouug man can afford to deprive himj j
self of the broadening and elevating i
influence of good books. The newspaper - !
per has its place , but it is not the place <
of Shakspeare or Milton , of Addison or '
Euskiu , or any other of the great mas- j
ters of English. Business has its ex
acting demands , but they can best be
met by a man who relieves the tension
upon his mind by an occasional excur
sion in standard and current literature. ' !
If the young man of the period is to J
converse to the edification and enter- '
tainmeut of } oung women he must till '
his mind with something besides base |
ball , or stocks , or politics. These may
enter into conversation , but they must
not be its staple. To restore the proper j
conversational relations of the sexes , t
the average young man must improve
his habits of thought and speech in !
more wa\'s than one. j
Calliope , Penelope , Cantelopy.
A few weeks ago a circus visited *
Provincetown , Mass. It was the tirst ,
event of its kind in eleven years. '
Everybody went to it. and even the
people of Truro drove over in wagons , j
That would hardly be worth recording j
at this late day were it not that the j
people have not yet ceased to talk ,
about it and laugh again at the jokes of
the clowns. They were discussing the
parade in Frank Smith's office the
other evening , when somebody referred ! '
to the steam calliope connected with
the show. He pronounced it in four i
syllables , to the great amazement of j
the company. |
"Why don't ye say calliop. Lew ? " '
inquireil one of the elder fishermen. l
"Well , " replied Lew. pulling long at
pipe and then removing it from his i
mouth , "there was a man here at the i
time who writes for newspapers , and I
heard him say calliope. He ought to
know what's right , and. though 1 didn't
doubt It. I asked him. and he said it
was correct to pronounce the last e. "
This was too authoritative to admit '
of further argument , and the company }
was oppressed with silence until the ;
elder fisherman inquired : . '
"How would this wrfter man pro
nounce P-e-n-e-1-o-p-e ? "
"Penclo-pe , " triumphantly answered
Lew ; "I asked him that same quesj j
tion and he told me. " !
Silence again while the elder fisherman - I
man mused a bit. and then wound up i
the discussion with :
(
"HuhJ then according to the writer '
man I s'pose I should say to niv j
daughters : Calliopy anil Pen lpy , ro j
down to the market and buy me a '
cantelopeh ? "
Lancashire Wit. ,
A Lancashire paper tells the following - I
ing good story : An old country gentleman -
tleman , returning home rather late , <
discovered a yokel with : i lantern under I
his kitchen window , who , when asked
his business there , stated that he had
come a-courting. "Come a what ? " I
6aid the irate gentleman. "A-courting , .
sir. Pse courting Mary. " "It's a lie , " '
exclaimed the irate gentleman. "What ,
do you want a lantern for ? I never j
used a lantern when I way a young '
man. " "No. sir , " was the yokel's re
ply , "I don't think yer 'ad. judging by
the adsses--Toronto Mail.
Realized a Fortune on tlie Deal.
Whore do garnets come from ? '
was asked of a traveler for an eastern
jewelry firm.
"Garnets ! Why they are as cheap
as dirt in the raw. You can buy all o
the rough garnets you want for fron
ten to twenty cents a pound. The cut
ting is what makes them valuable.
The majority of them are found in the
archsean or granite formation and in
porphyritic formations. You find tin
and you find garnets. When those
three Cornishmcn brought seven tons
of pure cassitrito ore from Cornwall to
salt a 'fake1 tin mine in the Black
Hills they did not forget the garnets
They shot the earth full of tin ore
with shot guns , and realized about
$240,000 on the deal. Chicago Tri
bune.
If it is true that philosophers arc wise
rncu , then Dr. Bull , ol Coujjli Syrup fame
must have been one ot the greatest o
philosophers ,
Jlransy Taste mean * Bad Liver.
One of the symptoms of a torpid livoi
is a brassy taste in the mouth , indicat
ing the presence of cholesterine. An
other symptom is specks before the
eyes , and these specks are of choles-
erine deposited in the crystalline lens
of the eye , where they intercept the
rays of light. Sometimes these specks
float about , moving with each move
ment of the eyeball , [ f these specks
become very abundant they form an
impediment to vision. Now York
Journal.
An exchange states that the male wasp
does not stinK- Before investigating the
truth of this assertion , we would advise our
Raders , to secure a bottle of Salvation Oil.
Food for DogH.
William Sayer says : Dogs should
bo fed in accordance with what they
are intended to do. A fighting dog
may be fed with raw beef and blood , a
diet that makes him savage , and which
has the same effect on a fighting cock.
Hunting , dogs , on the contrary , should
never be allowed to taste blood , for it
will give them an appetite for raw
liesh , and will sometimes lead them to
steal the game , The best food for
hunting and house dogs is the beef
crackling that comes from the render
ing works. It is thoroughly cooked ,
and contains enough oleaginous mat
ter to be warming and enough muscu-
liir tissue to be nutritious. With some
kind of course bread it keeps the dog
in good physical condition , does not
> tupefy nor make him dull , and it is
cheap enough to make it a point to
buy it for dog feed St. Louis Globe-
Democrat.
Something for the New Year.
The world renowned success of Hosteller's
Stomach Bitters , und their continued popularity
for over a third of accntnrv as a stomachic , is
scarcely more wonderful than the welcome that
greets the annual appearance of Hosteller's Al
manac. Thia valuable medical treatise is pub
lished by The Hosteller Company , Pittsburgh ,
1'a. , under their own immediate supervision , em
ploying CO hands in that department. They are
running about 11 months in the year en this work ,
und the issue of same for 1891 will be more than
ten million ? , printed in the English , German ,
French. Wels > h , Norwegian , Swedish. Holland ,
lichcmian and Spanish languages. Refer to a
copy of it for valuable and interesting reading
concerning health , and numerous testimonials as
to the eflicacy of HostctterV Stomach Bitters ,
amnspment , varied information , astronomical cal
culations and chronological items , &c. , which
can be depended on for correctness. The Alma-
niic for Ib'Jl can be obtained free of cost , from
druggists and general country dealers in all parts
of the country.
Tl e Number of Teeth.
In the majority of mammals the
teeth are limited in number and defined
in their forms. The number ranges
from one in the narwhal to 220 in the
dolphin. The average is thirty-two :
the types with this number being rep
resented by man , the apes and the
ruminants. Forty-four is called the
typical or normal number. The ani
mals in which this number occur are
represented b > the hog and the mole.
The number of teeth in the animals
last named is exceeded only in animals
of the lower groups. St. Louis Re
public.
Pure soap is white. Ero\vn soaps are adul
terated with rosin. Ferfunic is only put in
to hiiie the ] resence of putrid fat. iJobbins'
Elcettic fc'oap is pure , w'hite. and unscented.
Has been sold since 1S05. Try it uow.
Tlic Silver Limner.
Stranger ( in railway train ) -'Soyou
went on a , long journey to get a situa
tion as newspaper reporter , only to find
that the paper had suddenly changed
hands ? "
Despondent YouthYes. . The trip
look all the money I have saved up ,
und now I don't know what I'm to do. "
btvanger "Keep up your courage.
Every cloud has a , silver lining. I got
i situation on a newspaper when I was
young , but I was dischai-ged for a slip
ivhich I could not help , and I could not
et another job as reporter anywhere.
L'retty cloudy , wasn't it ? ' '
Despondent Youth 'Yes , but where
was the silver lining1
Stranger "Driven to desperation.
I started a peanut and apple stand , and
low I am one of the wealthiest fruit
importers in the country instead of be-
ng a worn-out old editor in u poor-
louse. " New York Weekly.
Deafness Can't be Cured
by local applications , as they cannot reach
the disca cd jortioii of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness , and that Is
! > y constitutional lemedies. . Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition of the inu-
rous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube < : ets intlained you have a rumbling
round or imperfect hearing , and when it is
intirely closed. Deafness is the result and
inlets" the inflammation can be taken out
ind this tube restored to its normal conJi-
: ion , hearing will be destioyed forever : nine
: asts out ol ten are caused bv catarrh , which
s nothing but an inllarred condition of the
nucous surfaces.
AVe will give One Hundred Dollars for any
: ae of Deadness ( caused by catarrh ) tha't
ve cannot cure ly taking "Hall's Catarrh
3ure. tend for circulars , free.
? . . } . CHEIsEY & CO. , Props. , Toledo. O.
fold by druggists , 75 cents.
Every time yon find a new promise in God's
rord you become richer.
It is a rule for Christmas to come only
mce a year , bnt it is a good rule to go buy.
When a girl is hugged by an" inebriated
ndividual she gets a tight squeeze.
Nonsense is the straw that tickles human-
ty the world over.
How would the World's Fair look in Sun-
! uy close J -
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS !
It is a met that an absolutely correct
fit can bo obtained in Glen's , Women's ,
Youth's and Children's boots and shoos
by asking your dcaJor for those made
by Kirkendall. Jones & Co. , mid you
will not only bo fitted , but wil also
obtain the best poods in the country
for the money. It will pay you to ex
amine the goods and get the prices.
Remember , it is Kirkendall , Jones &
Co. . Ornaluu Neb.
C I'llcs Under Water.
The 100 piles driven in a space of 28
feet square for the foundation of the
pivot pier for the swing span of the
Light street bridge were cut off 15 feet
G inches below mean low tide. The
actual time in cutting , moving machine
and getting pile heads out of the way
was seven hours and thirty-one min
utes. The shortest time consumed in
sawing off ono pile was five seconds.
The machinery for the submarine saw
attached to the pile driver was designed
by John W. Uollman , engineer in
charge , and worked to perfection.
The diameter of the circular saw was
5-i incheS , and it was run at the rate
of 426 revolutions per minute , causing
the cutting edge to travel over 6,000
feet per minute. Albany Express.
rdrB.Wlnslcnv's SoothlncSyrup , for Chil
dren teething , softens the gums , reduces Inflamma
tion , allays pain , cures wind colic. lc. a bottle.
A little joker now and then sometimes
does up the best of men.
Before the use of Prickly Ash Bitters be
came general throughout the South and
West , it was a fearful dose of "Blue Mass , "
and daily doses of quinine , that was forced
down the throats of suffererers from all ma-
lararial troubles. In place of such obnox
ious , harrowing curatives , Prickly Ash Bit-
tirs , with its mild , soolhing action now
holds supreme fcway , and after one trial , its
use when necessary , is foiever established.
You who have sick-headaches , sour stomachs
achs , diseased liver or kidneys , can do no
better than to give it a trial.
An Austin lady boasts that her daughter
can rea.d "Latin"Greek and Transcript. "
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C 4i & dad iliih diti i ? 2j Ao & A V u" fa
AND ALL
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l 1 * y 'Er *
BEST.
One of the most important organs of the
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property perform its functions the entire
system becomes deranged. The BRAIN ,
KIDNEYS , STOMACH , BOWELS , all refuse
to perform their work. DYSPEPSIA , CON
STIPATION , RHEUMATISM , KIDNEY DIS
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off the impurities caused by the inaction
of a TORPID LIVER. This assistance so
necessary will bo found in
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It acis directly on the LIVER , STOMACH
and KIDNEYS , and by its mild and cathartic
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and cures all diseases arising from these
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If your druggist does not keep it ask him to
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"THE HORSE TRAINER " .
, published by us.
PBiGKLY ASH BSTYERS 00. ,
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- . nt from
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Address. Ji. :
Copyright , 1890.
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