f _ j = uisas CHRISTMAS GREETING ! Fancy Goods \ Novelties Toilet Articles With compliments of the season , you are cordially invited to call and inspect our fine display of HOLI DAY GOODS , on and after Saturday evening , November 29th. In pri ces it is our purpose to make this a "MERRY CHRISTMAS" indeed for all our customers. On Dolls our price is a record breaker. Come quick ! Come early ! ! Come all ! ! ! Respectfully , A. McMiLLEN. Dolls Toys Gift Books At McMillen's Drug Store. rifrop. A dining room girl wanted at the Com mercial House at once. CITY DIIUG STORE. Noble , The Grocer. "The poor ye have always. " Family Groceries at Noble's. Staple and Fancy Groceries at Noble's. Attorney Snavely is a city visitor , today. _ Great lot of odds and ends all kinds at Ganschow's. The place to buy a nice gift. L. W. iMCUONNELL & DO. . . . _ _ _ . I Headquarters for Xmas presents go to PADE & SON. Pure fresh buckwheat at POTTER & EASTERDAY'S. Domestic and New Home sewing machines at PADE & SON'S. Try Damask Rose , the best lotion for face and hands , at McMillen's drug store. Good house of 9 rooms , 2 blocks from postoffice , at $15 per month. Apply to Ryan & Noren. Our new examination tablets for 5 cents are very neat. Buy one for your next examination. At Joe's parlor you will see the finest line of cigars to be found in western Nebraska. Hanging , parlor and stand lamps at Ohenery's City Drug Store. New goods and popular prices. " Kapke , The Tailor , guarantees you the lowest prices and the most stylish and elegant clothing. HANGING LAMPS Noble is headquarters - quarters for hanging lamps. He car ries a large and splendid selection. Pictures , picture moulding and eas els , at cut prices the next 30 days at PADE & SON'S. Price cut 25 per cent , on all grades of footwear at the BOSTON SHOE STORE. A handsome line of Xmas cards at popular prices at CHENERY'S CITY DRUG STORE. Noble is the only exclusive grocer in the city. His stock is the largest and iris prices correspond with the times. If you want a stylish fit at the very lowest figures , KAPKE , THE TAILOR , is the man to patronize. Rear of The Famous. The next time you want an examina tion tablet call and see the attractive aew tablet kept for sale in THE TRIB UNE stationery dept. Price 5 cents. Many of Hayes county's best people come to McCook to buy goods. The best way to reach them for the holiday trade is through an advertisement in the Hayes County Republican. The irrigation ditch near flaigler is complete and the water has been turn ed into it. This ditch will supply 5,000 acres with a sufficient quantity of water for agricultural purposes. Benkelman Democrat. E. B. Bowen & Co.'s $3.00 , $3.50 and $4.00 shoes for gentlemen are the x best values ever offered in McCook. At wholesale and retail by N & LAYCOCK. Carruth & Son have a fine stock of Gold spectacles. and eyeglasses , a perfect fit guaranteed. A fine line of French briar pipes at Reizenstein's. Remember Pade & Son sell furni ture to suit the times. Car of flour and feed just received at A. T. Campbell & Co.'s. The place to buy a nice gift. L. W. McCoNNELL & Co. Grand Rapids Carpet Sweeper , best made , at PADE & SON'S. Lieb's Ryeningine Flap Jack prepar ation. POTTER & EASTERDAY. Centre tables , 16th century finish , in great variety at PADE & SON'S. Boots and shoes have advanced but Ganschow is selling lower than ever. Try it. The Kickapoo Indian remedy com bination is holding forth nightly at the Menard. McMillen , the druggist , has a fine line of vase , hanging and piano lamps at bottom prices. Stanley and bride will spend Christ mas in Omaha. He will lecture there Christmas eve. Children , have you seen that large assortment of Dolls in McMillen's win dow ? They are beauties. Noble , the leading grocer , makes a specialty of fresh , clean family grocer ies. He will treat you right. The B. & M. have placed on sale tourists tickets to all prominent resorts at reduced rates for the round trip. Ladies' kid and goat button shoes , cnllfl laofTiiiv * fni 1 ft of BOWEN & LAYCOCK'S. IN QUEENSWARE Noble carries the largest assortment and the richest designs of the season. His prices are reasonable. If the man with the pen is made of the right sort of stuff there will always be an affinity between him and the man of the hoe and plow. NURSING Mrs. E. F. Hamilton from Bartley is here and will do nursing. In quire of Miss Thomas at Mr.Drysdale's tailoring establishment. There are churches , schools , work and societies for the sons and daughters of the earth , and it is yet a problem how best to treat a human being. Make Noble your family grocer and many other blessings will fall to your lot , besides having the best groceries on your table that the market affords. Go and see LUDWICK'S mammoth stock of second hand goods. Furniture , cook stoves , heaters and gasoline stoves , bought and sold. Will also rent goods by the week or month. A pawn bro ker's business in connection. Second door west of the McEntee Hotel. Irrigation is the topic of conversa tion in every neighborhood where there is any water that may be dammed up and made to flow over the adjacent fields. If the talk develops into work , the next question will be , how much will this moisten and cool our atmosphere ? Bartley Inter-Ocean. Are you a young lady ? Do you sigh to have what poets call a "willowy form ? " Know , then , that nature alone gives such a figure , and the willowy business all comes from being bow-leg ged. When you see a girl waving about like a dish rag on a clothes-line you will know what's the matter. While selecting your Holiday pres ents remember that Carruth & Son , the Jewelers , have a large and well selected stock of everything kept in a first class Jewelry store. Ihe street sprinkler has been-doing duty a part of the week. Parlor and chamber suits in great variety , cheap , at PADE & SON'S. Read our holiday ad. L. W. McCoNNELL & Co. Another large invoice of fine smok ers' articles will arrive at Joe's cigar parlor , next week. An album makes a nice gift. We have them from 75 cents to $10 each. L. W. McCoNNELL & Co. Frank Everist calls your attention to the fact that his stock of groceries is now on the shelves , in his advertisment appearing elsewhere in this issue. Every meeting of the county commis sioners discloses a county treasury raid of more or less startling proportions. The last raid was more than less. A box of Reizenstein's celebrated 'Havana Stars" would make a most ac ceptable Xmas present. They are the nnest ten cent cigars in me marxec. "We haveanewgirl up at our house , " remarked J. JHJ. Kelley to THE TRIBUNE man Tuesday afternoon. "I will be around with the particulars and cigars to-morrow. " The McCook Monitor was printed on the Leader press this week , the Moni tor's Campbell being taken by the Omaha Type Foundry and shipped to a Kansas publisher , Monday. The great wolf hunt on the Drift wood was barren of results so far as wolves and coyotes are concerned. There were the usual number of weary men and horses , however. DIED We learn with sorrow of the death of Mrs. J. L. Harvey , mother of C. tr. and S. E. Harvey , on last Sun day , the 14th instant , at Hiawatha , Tie n co a f f f h A OM Trot ! nan * rm r r TQ years. MARRIED : HuNiiNGTON-McCoR- KLE at residence of groom's parents , December 14th , 1890 , by Rev. W. 0. Norval , Mr. Frank Huntington and Miss Maggie McCorkle , both of Fron tier county , Neb. The city water , last week , was "too demonstrative" for Chenery's pet fish , all but three of them turning over on their backs and refusing to live in the roily liquid any longer. And George is disconsolate and perhaps indignant. Rev. P. S. Mather will preach next Sunday morning on "The Path of the Just , " in the evening on "Religious Ex citement. " Give him a full house , as there will be something worth hearing. All are welcome , and always in the Methodist church. The Masonic brethren "raised" en gineer Burnett , Tuesday evening , fol lowing with a spendid banquet at the B. & M. Eating House , in which about fifty local and visiting biethren partici pated with every evidence of enjoyment , and good fellowship prevailed. With the new year A. J. Thompson will assume control of the McCook Rol ler Mill , now being run by E. H. Doan , under lease. Mr. Thompson will main tain the high standard of the mill , and will continue to turn out the popular grists of the past in undiminished quantities. Every man in this section is inter ested in seeing the country prosperous. There is no exception. Anybody can do better and make more money in a prosperous and thriving community than in one that is hard up. Town people ple are just as anxious to see good crops and high prices as the farmers are. The first of the week , Judge Cochran - ran moved his quarters from the Frees & Hocknell Lumber Co. building into the elegant suite of rooms in the Meek er building occupied by the new law firm of LeHew & Dodge , who will thua have the advantage of convenient ac cess to the Judge's library , in addition to their own. More convenient and elegant quarters cannot be found in the valley. At the last regular meeting of J. K. Barnes W. R. C. the following officers were elected for the year 1891 : Presi dent , Mrs. Nellie Lee Gray ; Senior V. P. , Mrs. Amanda Berry ; Junior V. P. , Mrs. Ellen Irwin ; Treasurer , Mary E. Yarger ; Chaplain , Mrs. M. E. Batter- shall ; Guard , Mrs. Mary Eaton ; Con ductor , Miss Robinson. The next reg ular meeting of the corps will be held Tuesday evening , Dec. 23d , 7:30. : M. E. BATTERSHALL , Sec. Car ruth & Son offer special in ducements to watch purchasers this seasonf standard goods , at the bottom tom notch prices. Next season an experiment in cran berry culture will be made in Red Wil low county. Mr. Bert Gale , an exper ienced grower , has entered a forty acre patch on the went side of Perry pre cinct , on the river bottomand , the com ing spring will plant a portion of the same to cranberries. As water in abundance is absolutely required , ar rangements will be made to flood the tract ; and everything else necessary for a thorough trial will be provided. Death made his dread presence felt , this week , in the home of J. H. Rice of South McCook , his daughter Edna , a promising young girl of twelve sum mers , passing away early yesterday morning , after an illness of about one week with diphtheria. The funeral oc curred this afternoon , Longview being the place of interment. All loving and sympathetic hearts in the community go out to the bereaved and sorrowing ones. A fjIrnt.infT rinlr will ho Mnnnnlr'a novf. attraction. The grounds of the tennis club on North Main are now being pre pared for that purpose. When a sheet of smooth ice of sufficient thickness covers the ground , excellent skating will be provided for all who wish to indulge in that cxhilerating exercise and sport. The friends of Mr. and Mrs. Sweeney Munson will be deeply pained to learn of the sudden death , early this morning , of their infant of about ten days old. THE TRIBUNE voices the profound sen timent of all in extending the parents its heartfelt sympathy in their sudden and sad bereavement. All the boys up and down the valley seem to have seen the wagon with the following doggerel on its white canvas top. We haven't seen Ihe vehicle , but here is the poetry : "Where we are going And how we will fare , There is nobody knows And d d few care. It is a wise policy for any city to make their public improvements in years of crop scarcity. Not only can the work be done more cheaply , but it keeps money in circulation and serves to bridge over hard times and keep up the courage and bank account of the average citizen until the dawning of a more prosperous era. A recentissue of "Vanity Fair" gives and " " and his our own only "Nephew" * own and only "Marae" a rich , rare and racy notice of a column in length , which was quite amusing at least. Mame's multitudinous matrimonial ven tures are touched up with characteristic piquancy , and withal the write up is "quite stunning. " I am closing out my line of goods suitable for Xmas presents , consisting of plush toilet cases , albums , autos , lap tablets , perfume cases , photo frames , etc. , etc. Above goods have been mark ed down to prices that will sell them. CHENERY'S CITY DRUG STORE. Appreciating a joke quite keenly , you know , Chenery recently received a large and juicy stock of Spanish chestnuts which he takes special and fiendish de light in springing on the visiting mem bers of the bucolic press. Don't forget to drop into Joe's cigar parlor and look at his handsome com bination meerschaum pipe and cigar holder. It is put up in an elegant case. Don't fail to read the new advertise ment of the Famous. You can always depend upon the statements of this house as being based upon facts. An Alliance of 13 members was or ganized in this city , last Saturday , with Wm. S. Fitch as president and Clark Boatman , secretary. An album makes a nice gift. We have them from 75 cents to $10 each. L. W. McCoNNELL & Co. What must you do to be saved ? Why buy your groceries at Noble's , of course ! Pearline meal the finest in the mar ket. POTTER & EASTERDAY. New fancy rockers just received at PADE & SON'S. French tissue paper in all colors at CHENERY'S CITY DRUG STORE. McCook flour all grades. POTTER & EASTERDAY. Come bring your families and your friends and buy your shoes at Ganschow's. Rugs and oil cloth mats at PADE & SON'S. Feed of all kinds. POTTER & EASTERDAT. A large stock of latest styles of Bracelets and Necklaces at Carruth & Son's. COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT. The board of education have caused the following circular to bo issued re garding the commercial department re cently added to the public school course : McCooK PUBLIC SCHOOLS COMMKK- CIAL DEPARTMENT. MoCooK , NEB. , Dec. 20th , 1890. DEAR FRIEND : The board of edu cation has arranged for the opening of a commercial department at the west ward school building on Monday , Jan. ith , 1891. A fee will be charged to meet the increased expense and it is xpected that the institution will boen- irely self-supporting. There will be a day and night school , in both of which he following branches will be taught by Mr. C. M. Leper : book-keeping , pen- manshipcommercial arithmetic , English anguage , business forms and commer- ial law. The fee for instruction in any or all of these subjects will be $5 per month for the day school and $4 per month for the night school jinvariably in advance , Hnort-nand ana typewriting ing $5 per month in the day school and $4 per month in the night school. This school is established to meet the needs of the number of young men and women who are conscious of defici- encyin their education and who desire to obtain a knowledge which will en able them to secure and hold better positions among the world's workers. Perhaps you , to whom this letter is addressed , may wish for an opportunity of this kind , or you may know of some friend who would enter the school if he believed it would be of service to his future career. By calling upon or writing to C. M. Leper , principal commercial depart ment McCook public school , you can obtain any further information you re quire. Respectfully yours , War. VALENTINE , Supt. City School. How ii Pays. Being weighed down with a feeling that single-blessedness is not all it's cracked up to be , Adclph Eeischeick of Perry precinct sometime since decid ed to invoke the assistance of the press in securing a helpmeet. An advertise ment was accordingly placed in a Chica go matrimonial sheet , not long since , and now Adolph is up to his eyes in the delights of bliss connubial , an an swer to his adv. appearing on this scene of action , from David CitySundaynoon , in the person of a comely maiden , who was promptly made Mrs. Reischeick , in due form. The neighbors of the happy couple celebrated the event , Monday night , with a charivari of such voluptuous proportions that it is claimed that the prospects of Tuesday's wolf hunt were irretrievably blighted. About As Much. It has been noticed of late that the publisher of the Bartley Long-Felt- Want never appears in public without having previously sprinkled his auburn locks copiously with hayseeds. To the outsider this demonstration might be construed into something genuine. But the fact that Bro. Carpenter is making his best effort to secure a clerkship in the coming legislature is the real mo tive. THE TRIBUNE is constrained to be of the opinion that Mr. Carpenter has about as much real and honest in terest in the welfare of the alliance as a chicken eating sow has in a brood of goslings. Don't Be a Sucker. Why give every tramp solicitor who comes along with an advertising scheme your good dollars ? In most cases it is a dead loss , not only to yourself but to your town. A few dollars spent in the right kind of an advertisement in your home newspaper will reach the people. Such advertising as is done on hotel registers , signs , folders , and other schemes does not reach the people. You haven't money to throw away , have you ? Most people haven't. A Farmers' Club. A meeting of farmers and business men of Red Willow county is called to meet in the city hall , McCook , on Sat urday , December 20th , at 1 o'clock , for the purpose of organizing a farmers' club. All farmers and business men in the county are invited to attend and participate in forming the organization. A Suggestive Time. When Red Willow county pays Pop Gun Smith and Stenographer Strout $612.50 for blackguarding her best cit izens the skies will roll together like a scroll and there will be a time sugges tive of the final conflagration. Ground oil cake. POTTER & EASTERDAT. entire stock of My Hard and Soft Coal Heaters at AC TUAL COST. w. c. LATOUKETTE. AN UNEQUALED SUCCESS. he Grand Festival and Bazaar of St.Patrick's Church Closed Last Saturday Night In a Halo of Glory-Social und Financial. The Catholic people of McCook have a series of splendid successes to their redit , in conducting church fairs ; and he one which came to such an auspi- ious close , lust Saturday night , was i'ter the usual kind , only more so , per- laps. laps.The The attendance during the run of the fair was large ; and with music and dancing , and the generous and inviting spread of the good things of life , the social feature was not neglected. Competition for the various prize * was brisk , even exciting , and from this source , together with the proceeds of the different booths , of the supper , from dancing , etc. , the Gnancial results were over one thousand dollars net. The principal prizes were secured ap follows : Miss Lillie Rowell the elq- gant gold watch. J. H. Bennett the gold headed cane. Patrick McKenna the silver conductor's lantern. It was withal perhaps the most suc cessful fair ever held in the city , upon which the Catholic people are to be congratulated. AN EXTENSION OF TIME. The B. &M. to Ship Supplies Free to "Western Nebraska Until Jan. 1st. Dr. Martin of the state relief com mittee has just returned from Omaha and announces that the B. & M. R. R. company has extended the time during which free transportation will be given supplies for destitute people in western Nebraska to January 1st. Applications for relief continue to pour in , but at the same time a liberal amount of sup plies are being received by the state board. One hundred tons of coal were shipped to Chase county , yesterday. Rev. L. P. Ludden addressed a meeting last night at Nebraska City in the in terest of the movement and it is ex pected that the good people of that place wi'l ' respond liberally. Lincoln T/ 1 / " * no Amorous Crane. The amorous young Mr. Crane , the Omaha blood who spent a few weeks in McCook this fall , was in imminent danger of having his neck rung at Ox ford recently , so the newspaper report is. It is related that young Mr. Crane was ambitious to set up a private harem in Omaha , composed more or less ex clusively of Republican valley girls. But an irate papa of Arapahoe inter cepted the gay Lothario boarding the train at Oxford in company with his daughter , and but for the incontinent flight of Crane , the indignant pater familias would have punctured him after the similitude of a pepper box. Beer Goes , John. A big poster about town sets before our citizens in glowing terms the ad vantages of trading in McCook. The offer contained in the aforesaid poster tells us that any citizen of Cambridge who comes to McCook on their excur sion and purchases goods to the amount of ten dollars will have his fare paid both ways. It is not said whether beer is included in the list of purchased goods or not. Cambridge Kaleidoscope. A Bargain. For Sale or exchange , splendid im ported English Shire stallion , 1850 Ibs , fine action and the best walker in the county. Also a beautiful Clydsdale stallion , 1550 Ibs. These horses are first class and sure getters. Will be sold cheap if taken soon. J. B. MATHER , Indianola , Neb. When Woman Gets Her Vote. "The world will fly the beaten track , when woman gets her vote , and dart off on another tick when woman gets her vote.no tyrant man with nasty feet will dare to tread the pavements neat , or chew tobacco on the street when wo man sets her vote. * ' Articles bought of us engraved in Ihe most artistic manner , free of charge. Carruth & Son , Jewelers.