ffT' i i ijr r * I With McGiita To the bottom of the son. Of course the reader will understand that wo refer to the IMGfl < F . PRieeS at Western Nebraska's Leading Clotliing Store , E We carry a LAEGE and WELL SELECTED stock of " f \ New and Fresh and Stylish Goods ! and we want to burn it down deep in the minds of tiie people in these "diggings" that V We are making a SPECIALTY both in PEICE and ' in SUPERIOR QUALITY of J FLANNEL : - : SHIRTS , for the HOLIDAY TRADE we have a particularly elegant , attractive and handsome line of MUFFLERS , NECKTIES and SILK HANDKERCHIEFS Aviiile our STIFF HAT for ONE DOLLAE Is a Sure-Enough Corker We display a complete and extensive line of TRUNKS , GRIPS and SATCHELS. C. W. KNIGHTS , UNION BLOCK , MeCOOK , NRB. ) / HUMPHREYS' DR. HOHTHEEYS * SPECIFICS ore scientifically and carefully prepared prescriptions ; used for many years In private practice with succcss.and for over ihlrtyyearausedbythepeople. Every single Spe cific Is a special cure for the disease named. These Specifics cure without drugging , purg ing or reducing the system , and ore in fact and deedtheaoverelgn remedies of theWorld. USTOKPBIXCTP1I.HOS. CURES. PBICES. 1 'Fevers , Congestion. Inflammation. . . .25 ii'VormBWorm Fever. Worm Colic. . . * i5 3 Cryinar ColicorTeethlngof Infants " 4 Diarrhea , of Children or Adults. . . . .25 5 Dysentery. Grlplng-BlliousColic. . . . .25 6 Cholera niorbns , vomiting .25 7 Coughs , Cold , Bronchitis 2g 8 Neuralgia , Toothache.Faceache 25 9 TTeadaches , SlckHeadache , Vertigo .25 jlO Dyspepsia , Bilious Stomach 25 " 11 Hnppresged or Painful Periods. ,2J 3ti Whites , too Prof use Periods 2 13 Croup , Cough , DlfflcultBreathlng. . . . ' " ' 14 Halt Rheum , Erysipelas , Eruptions. 35 Rheumatism , Rheumatic Pains. . . . 1 Fever and-Atrue , ChillsMalaria. . . . 3.7 Piles , Blind or Bleeding 19-Catarrhrtafl'H 1ra'ComlntnoHead iiO Whoopintr Couch. Violent Coughs. iJ4 Kenernl nebllity.PhyslcalYreakness ti7 Kidney Disease S Nervous Debility . . . ] . . „ „ 3O Urinary \Vcakness , Wetting Bed. .50 aaJUiaeagesoftheHeart.PalpltaUonl.OO Sold by Druggists , or sent postpaid on receipt t price. DK. HUMPHBKYS' MAXITAL , (144 pages ) Tlchly bound In cloth and gold , mailed free. BnmphrcyB'aiediclneCo.109 Fulton St.NY. SPECIFICS. SCVZM SCYIMTCtH To cure Biliousness , Sick Headache , Constipation - pation , Malaria , Liver Complaints , take the safe and certain remedy , SMITH'S BILE BEANS Use the S3 ! AM , Size (40 little Beans to the bottle ) . THEV AUE THE MOST CONVENIENT. Srxitntolo dtox * 'All - Vgos. Price of either size , 25c. per Bottle. AT' ll-IU PANEL SIZE- Milled for 4 cU. ( eopperi or lUmpi ) . J.F.SMITH &COAIttenor"BiI BEASS."ST. LOUIS HO. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. "When Baby was sick , we gave her Castoria. "When she -was a-Child , she cried for Castoria , "When sha became Miss , she clung to Castoria , When she bad Children , she gave them Castoria. ' IJFor LOST or FAILING MAKHOOD ; general and HERVOU833EBSITY' Teakaesaof Body and IKnd , Effect * ALLEN'S TRANSFER , Bus , Baggage'Dray Line. F. P. ALLEN , Prop. MeCOOK , NEBRASKA. laT'Best Equipped in the Citv. Leave nr-.i.- at Commercial Hotel. Good well water n.- short notice. F. D. BURGESS , PLUMBING , Steam and Hot Water Heating , .North Main Avenue , MeCOOK , - - NEBRASKA. A stock of best grades of Hose , Lawn Sprinklers , Hose Reels and Hose Fixtures , constantly on hand. All work receives prompt attention. J. S. McBRAYER , House Mover % Drayman , MeCOOK , NEB , [ SF" House and Safe Moving a Spec ialty. Orders for Draying left at the Huddleston Lumber Yard will receive prompt attention. SCHOOL BOOKS AT The Tribune Office At Publishers' Prices. BLANK BOOKS. UMAL BLANK * Children Cry for _ Pitcher's.Castoria.1 . "Go ssowBHOKiwoT * Ycfl.mjr deartnadiuue , why ( not ? provided .the heavens t > 6 propitioiiR und furnish the snow , und there luoverv pros pect of plenty this winter. Huowahoelii * Is UK easy as sliding down , hill. after you know how. nnd you will know how , und how to form iicluli. und what to wear , and all about It. after rending the breezy irtlelo on "Snow- shoeing" In DCMOIIKST'S FAMILY MAOA/.INK for Junintry ; and If you don't become unthu- slnstlc about the subject , wo are mistaken. Or If your tastes nro artlstlo rather than nth- letlu. you will bodollKhtod with the excellent paper on " .Modeling for Sculpture. " with IIB numerous and beautiful illustrations. Includ ing a superb full-page portrait of the eminent American xciilptor Hartley : and If , you have never modeled in clay , the BUggcstipns lor amateurs and betdnnera wllll bo or grout as sistance. "Sago Maidens of Cornell Universi ty" is another Handsomely illustrated article. written by one of them , telling of some of I he trials and many of the pleasures of the life of u "co-ed" at that noted seat of learning ; the Illustrated Chinese story IB particularly in teresting ; the other stories are nil-good ; 'tlii' Sanitarian" has seasonable articles about the "Effects of Cold. " and how to take foot , and other baths , for remedial purposes ; "Chat" and "The World's Progress" are espec ially attractive ; and all thootherdepurtmeiits arc brimful of good things. Indeed , for beau ty , variety , and completeness , Dcmoresl's Family Magazine must bo awarded the palm of superiority as THE Family Magazine , and should be In every household. Published by \V. J KNNINQH OKMOIIKST. 15 East Hth St. . N. Y. The Pulpit and the Stage. Kev. F. M.Shrout , Pastor United Urcthren Church , liluo Mound. Kan. , says : "I feel it my duty to tell what wonders Dr. King's New Discovery has done for me. My lungs were badly diseased , and my parishioners thought I cou'd live only a few weeks. I took live bottles tles of Dr. King's New Discovery and am sound and well , gaining 2(5pounds ( in weight. " Arthur Love. Manager Love's Funny Folk's Combination , writes : "A flora thorough trial and convincing evidence , I am confident Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption , beats 'em all , and cures when everything else fails. The greatest kindness I can do my many thousand friends is to urge them to try it. " Free trial bottles at A. McMillan's drug store. Regular sizes 50 cents and $1.00. The nest obstinate cases of catarrh are cured by the use of Ely's Cream Halm , the only agreeable remedy. It is not a liquid or snuff , is easily applied into the nostrils. For cold in the head it is magical. It gives relief at once. Price 50 emits. Society is ingenious : it has time to bo so. A novel dinner card is a chunk of paper pulp , with a little flower painted on it in water color , and the name appended. -THE- ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS. Established 1859. The Daily -News , of seventy-two columns , has a capacity for reading matter equal to the large Eastern papers. It aims to furnish all the news of the day , complete in detail , yet concise in form. It is devoted to Western.and especially to Colorado interests. Our SPECIAL TELEGRAPH SERVICE is superior to that of any other Journal west of St. Louis. The News employes more agents and pays more for special dispatches than all other Western newspapers conbined. The News is issued every day lu the year. The Weekly News furnishes a compendium of every notable event , at home and abroad. with a liberal supply of choice , original and selected articles , specially adapted to family entertainment and instruction. Itistne best weekly family newspaper published in the West. A feature of both the Daily and Weekly ed itions of the News , of the first importance to the public , is our perfect system of market reports. The absolute reliability of our com mercial deoartment has long been recognized by the business men in the state , and every issue will continue to furnish a true reilex of the latest Kansas City , Chicago and St. Louis , as well as local quotations. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. DAILY. One Year , by mail $10.00 Six Months , by mail 5.00 Sunday Edition , by mail , per Year 25i ( WEEKLY. One Year , by mail , in advance $1.0(1 ( One Year , by mail , arrear bills 2.00 Sample copies of either Edition on applica tion. All communications must be addressed to' News Printing Co. , Denver , Colo. TOE Has secured as contributors during the ensuing twevle months : W. D. HOWELLS. R. Louis STEVENSO N GEO. MEREDITH , WILLTAJl BLACK , ANDREW LANG , W. CLARK RDSSELL. ST. GEORGE MFVART.H. RIDER HAGGARD. RUDYARD KIPLING.NORMAN LOCKYER. And many other distinguished writers. THE SUNDAY SUN for the ensuing twelve months , will print more news and more pure literature of the highest class and by the most distinguished of contemporary writers than any periodical in the United States. Price 5c. a copy. By mail $2 a Year. Address THE STTN , New York. KILPATRTCK BROTHERS. Horses branded on left hip or left shoulder. P. O.nddress , Imperial. Chase County , and Beut- HriceNeb. Range.Stink- ling Water and Frenchman - [ man creeks , Chase Co. . Nebraska. Brand as cut on side of 1 some animals , on hip and ' sides of some , or any where on the animal. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. PUNGENT 'PASSAGES. f l J SUIT "Lot ua sit under the grand eld oak und chat. " He "Beautiful tree. And did you plant it yourself1 Guifis shingles may do troll enough for the roofs of houses , but they will not take the place of wooden ones in the nursery department of household economy. THERK are 6,500 practicing physicians in Illinois , as is shown by the revised list just prepared by the State Board of Health , and yet the State is gaining in population. " MUDGE "Doctor , if I wore to lose ay mind , do you suppose I would be aware of it myself ? " Dr. Boless "You would not. And very likely none of' your ac quaintances would notice it either. " A GENTLEMAN from the country says that he has no objection to a decent cot tage , but that ho has a strong antipathy to houses which are Queen Anne in front and Mary Anne at the back. "SEE here , " he said to his clerk , " 1 don't mind letting you off for a day now and then to attend your grandmother's funeral ; but I think you ought to have the courtesy to send a few of the fish around to my house. " MRS. CHURCH to Mrs. Meeting House. "I did BO want to tro to the whist club to-night , but is is Lent , you know , and we have to give up things wo want moot to do and do the things wo dislike , and so concluded I'd run in and spend the evening with you. " "I RATIIEU like that idea , " said Hen ry , gazing at a man who was playing a drum , cymbals , clarionet and four other instruments at one time. "Why so ? " asked William. "You have only to kill one man to wipe out the entire band , " was the sanguinary reply. "STRANGE , " remarked Mrs. Brown , "I have rung at Mrs. Smith's door throe times this week , and I didn't succeed in raising any one. 1 suppose the family is out of town ? " "Possibly , " replied Mrs. Jones , "but Mrs. Smith told me just now she-could tell your ring among a thousand. " BAGLET "Only a little party , my dear boy. Mrs. Bagley insists upon .your coming. " Ponaonby "With pleasure. " "That's right. And e by the way you play the flute , I believe ? " "Yes. Shall I " "Leave it at homo ? You have anticipated my very words. Yes , by all means. " FcmKiGir POWER ( sarcastically ) "Backing out , I see. " Uncle Sam ( sorrowfully rowfully ) "Yes , do as you please , I won't make any resistance. " Foreign Power ( proudly ) "I knew you wouldn't dare defy me. " Uncle Sam ( hotly ) "It ain't you I'm afraid of , you old fool. I wouldn't mind a war. What I'm afraid of Is the pensions. " NBRVOUS GENTIEMAK "Now , be care ful how you drive , cabby , and go slowly over the stones , for I hate to bo shaken. And mind you pull up at the right house , and look out for those dreadful steam care. " Cabby "Never fear , sir , I'll do my beat. And which 'orsepital would you wish to be taken to , sir , in ease of an accident ? " * AIV Via.TiflA orn ftwfiill v p.nlrl. " Half ! thft pretty girl , suggestively , on the last quarter of a starlit sleighride. "Why didn't you bring a muff with you ? " asked the practical young man , pro saically. "I did ! " she snapped ; but aha wouldn't explain where the muff had gone to , and ho has been wondering ever since just what she meant. KEV. DR. SUTTOK once said to the late Mr. Peech , a veterinary surgeon : "Mr. Peech , how is it that you have not called upon mo for your account ? " "Oh , " said Mr. Peech , "I never ask a gentle man for money ! " "Indeed ! " said the vicar. "Then how do you get on if he doesn't pay ? " "Why , " replied Mr. Peech , "after a certain time I conclude that he ia not a gentleman , and then I ask him. " ODD OCCURRENCES. MILK from a cow which had been bit ten by a mad dog is supposed to have poisoned a whole family near Malta Bend'Mo. , and it is thought they will all die. IT is said that for four years after the fight at Chickamauga the battlefield shone like bright moonlight , even on the darkest nights. The light came from the phosphorescent exhalation of the decaying bones of the heaped-up dead. A "uon" that had been ravaging the barn-yards around Nevada City , Nov. , causing great fright among- the farmers , on being traced to its lair by a party of hunters proved to be a large Newfound land dog , whose headquarters were in an old , abandoned cabin. AN old lady in New Haven , Conn. , died recently and left 52,000 "to James Brown , of Stonington"and when James was notified five of them appeared to claim the cash. As she didn't particu larize the James she wanted to make happy they will have to divide the money between them. A BECENT decision of the Supreme Court in California will give new trials to at least a dozen sentenced murderers , as the decision places the burden of proof , oven in murder , on the State , whereas the old decision , which has been followed for thirty years , insists upon the defendant rebutting the charge of malice. OPPOSING lawyers in Selma , Cal. , who bet ten dollars in court and made the judge stakeholder , afterwards regretted their action , for as soon as quiet was re stored the judge picked up the coin and ordered his clerk to enter a fine of ten dollars each against the attorneys for contempt of court , and to give a receipt for the money. A FRENCH official returning to his home in the suburbs a few days ago , his wife and family being absent , found a burglar asleep on the sofa in the parlor with his jimmy and skeleton keys by his side and a lot of jewelry and other val uables packed up to take away. He was nnable to arouse the man even by shak ing him , and when ho had sent for'the police they had to throw cold water in the man's face to bring him to. It turned out that ho had found a bottle which contained something that looked like wine and had taken a drink. It was really a powerful narcotic and put 'him ' to sleep. 7.N * ' ' . /.N ? ' t It is the Part of Wisdom In making purchases of appropriate gifts for the approaching holiday season that the idea of usefulness be kept in view. It is to this end that NOBLE so early calls special attention to the variety and richness of his stock of articles both USEFUL & BEAUTIFUL which will delight the heart of anyone and be ever useful in the home as well as ornamental. We have but to mention a few articles to fully arouse the reader's interest and centre his or her attention. As a starter , how would a : : : We have an assortment of plain and fancy sets that are rea sonable in price , excellent in quality , pretty and stylish in decoration and design. We can show you a large variety of From the handsomely decorated and more expensive to the plain and cheaper sorts. And best of all thev are beinsr sold at figures within the rench of the most modest pocket book. Besides we have an endless assortment of smaller articles , as Decorated Cups and Saucers And mniiy pieces of toy ware for the children. In connection with our queensware and crockery we have a large stock of GLASSWARE Comprising many articles which would be very acceptable at this season. But we have not exhausted our list of attrac tions by any means. Our display of : : : : : : : MHGIHG BSD STHHD IMPS has no equal in this section. Tou should make your choice early and thus secure the most attractive bargains. Our supply for the holidays , this season , of fresh : : : : : will be all the markets afford and this insures a variety and quality and quantity sufficient to meet every demand. C. M. NOBLE. i .