, THE OLD RELIABLE. 5 > BOOT & SHOE MAN , Either wants to make a fair profit or tell why. All business centers around 2 ? js the life of trade , the am bition of all , work and ours. But profit At Mcfi percentage. To us et profit , and thus rery transaction , of odds > ES Etc. 'sell ' lORiT. substanial an-we are ' . have an unusually ine of Felt-Lined Goods , lg" for a Present to your husband , dse's brother. We are making very also. f tepuy of us now your win- COTTON and WOOLEN MOOTS and SUITING 1NJRIETTAS and otlier foods at lower prices than ifore sold them. fre over $3OOO worth of bES which we are selling ? gnlar prices. Don't fail to 5S with other houses. New &S & CAPS. froceries we take the lead. § 2O cash will give yon a VW iJbrary of cookery three vol- Jae. W THR XAIB.OR. tile goods of the fall and winter season , in jarantees satisfactory , stylish work , and reas- fal Bank Building , McCook , Nebraska. 3 ine Transfer , B tDERSpN , Prop. „ . PERIODICAL POEMS. Llfo'a Changes. ' ' Nor , yet 'tis wholly rain " „ Life Is fall of jsunshlne never , Bounds of sorrow ring out over , Little gleams of light we see Through the clouds which sail so tre % Tho' they hide the glittering star Well we know they glimmer afar. If we gaze with downcast eyes Never then will wo be "wise , . Godsends His mercies rich and fast , Yet when they're forever past We forgot tv ey were so rare , Do not see the sunshine there. Quaffing sadly from the fountain Of a mite wo make a mountain , Thinking life Is wholly rain. For so little have wo gained Of the warmth ever rich and light Shedding rays BO free and bright. Joys and griefs , fast they gather , So do clouds and fair weather , , 'Let us then look upward , seeing That the Author of our being From goodness does not refrain , For no life is wholly rain. Brooklyn Kagle. Tbo Fatal " Spare-Room " Bed. "Death rides on every passing breeze , he lurks In every flower , " And do our best we can't escape his grim an < awful power ; He stalks upon the battlefield , whore thousands meet their fate , He's ever knocking at the palace and the cot * tage gate. En peace and war , by night and day , no's gar nering his sheaves Of fair and tender buds and blooms and sere and yellow leaves ; But of all places whore he loves to linger It Is said No other pleases him so well as does the "spare- room" bed. Within this damp and awful thing that new gets the air Death comes with bold Impunity and makes hie fatal lair ; Its ticks are deep and chill and drear , Its sheets are moist and cold , And death 'serenely smiles on him within their Icy fold. In that far corner of the bouse where sunshin never strays Upon the helpless victim there his chilling hand he lays , The angels know how many of our loving friends are dead , Because they dared to sleep within the awfu "spare-room" bed. How oft Is Providence accused of stealing from our hearts The smile of one whose going hence a gloom to earth imparts ; 'Twas not the angels called him to his sleep among the dead ; By giving him that awful room , we murderec him instead. 'Tls not until our January guest is laid away That we recall his couch was dressed just warm enough for May , Our guilty conscience tells us then the column at his head Should read , "Here lies a victim of the damp cold , spare-room bed. " Chicago Herald , A Jolly Wizard. Oh ! a wizard dwelt in a cave by the sea , And a dreamer of dreams was he ; The wild waves' roar as they broke on the shore Gave him mirth and jollity ; For he'd people the rocks and the sounding deep With phantasies weird as the products o sleep. Oh ! he dreamed of a maiden fair as a star , Who came o'er the rolling sea On the snowy crest of the billow's breast ; With airy head walked she ; And her face was as white as the driven snow And her voice was like music bad and low. Oh I. she sang of love , and of lover's pain , And she sang of a dream so sweet That had urged her soul to a desperate goal , For the sake of a wild heart-beat. For the lover she loved in her fondest dream Was false as the glitter of lyook and stream. Oh ! the wizard dwelt in a cave by the sea , And a dreamer of dreams was he ; Through phantasies sad and phantasies glad He kept his jollity ; * TOT a dream is a dream , and not life , " quoth he , * But love which is life ne'er a dream can be ! ' Washington Star. The Wall of the Russian Slave. " Why not take" with a groan As of one in deep pain He put out a weak hand ; " If you love me , refrain. " All my neighbors and friends Have prescribed round my bed , And my wife jealous soul 1 Followed all that they said. I have swallowed things soft And have bolted things hard ; I've worn plasters until I am sore by the yard. I've had ice on my head And hot irons on my spine , And been dosed with hot teas Till for Iceland I'd pine. I have soaked my poor feet Till they're tender as boils , And most sneezed my head off In snuff's fiendish toils. If there's aught left to do From your mind let it slip , For on 'remedies sure' I've just got the grip. This began as a cold , But so complex has grown With the names it's been dubbed That I do not dare own That the one thing I need Is to be let alone. " Detroit Free Press , The Hare In the Corn. Beyond , in the distance , Goes by the gray moon , And from the far sea-wall Comes up a gay tune ; The music drifts nigh me , And , sure as you're born , 'Tis a piper lad playing "The Hare in the Corn. " How it quickens my pulses , That lilting old tune. And brings back the time When , a merry gossoon , I tripped it with Peggy From night until morn , And the piper's best tune was "The Hare in the Corn. " Ah I Peggy , sweet Peggy , The stars on the sea Shone never so bright As your blue eyes on me. Small need of a ribbon Your looks to adorn , As we jigged it so lightly "The Hare In the Corn. " 'Twas backward and sideways , And then an advance , Like a feather you floated Along in the dance ; We'd never a fiddle , No flute or a horn , Just the piper lad playing "The Hare in the Corn. " Faith ! then was the day- I'd walk many a mile For the touch of your hand ' And the light of your smile ; Sure a queen or a princess 'You' * put them to acorn As I faced you when dancing "The Hare In-the Corn. " But alas for us both I For you faded from sight And the ghost of my youth Walks beside me to-night , And the faint echoes o'er me Sound sad and forlorn 'Tis a piper lad playing "Tho Hare In the Corn. " Ernest McGafley , in Arkanaaw FASHION POINTERS. The Newest H ir-Pin * Astrakhan and' ' Fox For M Trimming. Women wear in their hair , says the Pall Mall Budget , dragon-flies , tortoise- hell fans , stars , daisies , roses , all FANCY HAIR-PINS. modeled in tortoise-shell or tortoiseshell - shell mounted with diamonds. Here are a few specimens of the newest hair pins. Astrakhan and all sorts of real and artificial fur will be used for trimming day and evening dresses. They are trimming light evening gowns with fox fur. It is soft and pretty , and har monizes well with soft , graceful mate rials. A good many velvet gowns are trimmed with fur , and a rich gown for FUR-TBIMMED CLOAK. wearing in-doors is of emerald-green velvet and brocade. The skirt is plain in front , and the sides are of alternate panels or velvet and brocade. The folds of the bodice and the edge of the skirt are bordered with fur. A good deal of astrakhan can be seen on the new walking gowns , but it only looks well on dark , substantial materials. New Gas Invention. The Pittsburgh Dispatch describes a new invention by Mr. William Eoot , which promises important results. It consists of the combination of air with the gas as it issues from the burner. The experiment made was with a small revolving fan on the same shaft that runs the other machinery. A pipe from this connected from beneath with a glory hole and ran up to the center of the burner. Heretofore it has required the valve wheel on the gas supply pipe to be turned once and a half around to supply enough pressure for the glory hole , but when the air was turned on the wheel only required to be moved one-fourth inch. The usual pressure to a glory hole is one ounce , while in this case the pressure was a very small fraction of this amount. Mr. Eoot said that by putting the air in all the burners the pressure in the factory could be reduced to three ounces where sixteen to twenty are now re quired. About the Gentler Sex. Several gentlemen were discussing the question : What do women like best to do ? "To. get married , " said one. "To be in love , " said another. "They would rather dance , " remarked a fourth. "What's the matter with putting on finery ? " "Shopping , " suggested a fifth. An elderly gentleman finally * re marked : "The female sex like all the things you have mentioned , but my ex perience teaches me there is one thing they prefer over all , and that is 'to boss . ' " the shanty. "Kerrect ! " replied the others , in chorus. Texas Sif tings. Two Kinds of Dinner. Clergyman Young man , did you have turkey for your Thanksgiving dinner ? Boy Bet your boots we did. I had turkey and my brother had goose. Clergyman How did it happen that your brother had goose ? Boy Oh , he married her ArcolaEec- ord. Uniform Butter. Mrs. Hashley I purchased thatbut- ; er at the close of the military festival yesterday. . Boarder It's military butter , eh ? rVhy do you not dress it in uniform ? Mrs. Hashley What for ? Boarder To indicate its rank ? Arcola - cola Eecord. He Wanted Rapid Transit. Farmer Oatcake ( on elevated train ) I wish you'd hurry this thing up ; I want to git to Forty-ninth street ! Train Guard ( paralyzed ) Beg pardon , mister , have you bought the whole reader or only leased this car ? Lif e. NEWSPAPER men naturally get first ink-ling of the news. T will buy stock cattle of any from calves up. Also , stock hogs , At Brush creek ranch , 3A- miles south east of McCook , Nehraska. J. B. MESERVE. CHEAP CLOTHING , I take pleasure in announcing to the people of McCook and vicinity that I have received an appointment as sale ? ajient for the old reliable clothing Grin of Wananiaker & Brown , of Philadel phia. I can guarantee the same high quality in their goods to-day which lists given such excellent satisfaction in the past. Samples may be seen at Menard's h-tore. Prices to suit the lines. J. S. ALLAM , Sales Agent. DRYSDALE -THE- TAILOR , From New York City , has the most com plete stock of Fall anil Winter Goods , for men's wear , between Lincoln and Denver. His store is just replete with the latest nov elties from New York and Chicago , and as he buys strictly for cash lie can aiford togive you first class Clothing at very reasonable prices. He has guaranteed every garment he has made up in McCook for nearly six yrars and has never had a misfit in that time. Call and see him. One door north of the Commercial House. LEADING $ TAILOR , CSPAnnounees the arrival of his fall stock , commising the latest and most fash ionable goods of the season. His prices are lower than any tailor's in McC'ook. Don't fail to see his line. McKinleyvsMcKeighan Having recently returned from business visits to Denver and Lincoln , at the request of mj' many patrons I have decided to re main in McCook until MARCH 1st , 1891 , When 1 shall go to Lincoln toacceptaposi tion in a leading carpet house. In the mean time I am better prepared than ever before to do HouseCeaning& ] Carpet Laying. Leave orders at TIIE TRIBUNE Office. FKANK HUBEtt. CONSUMPTION COUGH OR COLD BRONCHITIS Throat Affection SCROFULA Wasting of Plesh Or any Disease where the Throat and Zunrja are Inflamed , Lack of Strength or Nervt I'ower , you can be relieved and Cured by SCOTT'S ' MULSION ° PURE COO LIVER OIL With. Hypophosp&ites. PALATABLE AS MILK. Ask for Scott's Emulsion , and let no explanation planation- solicitation induce you to accept a substitute. Sold by all Druggists. SCOTT & BOWNE.Chemists , H.Y. A Brawny Bargee at the Helm. ToWER'5"SIOKEmSA To-day it is raising in torrents. He knows by experience the value of a "Fish Brand Slicker. " It is his sole article of dress , and to him worth drawers , shirt , coat , vest , and pants. He'll tell you tales by the hour of storms lasting days and nights when that "Slicker" made up the whole difference between comfort and misery ; and all for a mere trifle from his week's pay. Why don't you buy one for yourself ? To realize how little it costs , think how long it lasts. It will oufcvear four suits of clothes. Better get one to-day , be fore you forget it. A day's delay may .cause a month of sickness , and cost a hundred tunes the- price of a Slicker. Beware of worthless imitations , "Fish Brand" every garment stamped with the Trade Mark. Don't accept any inferior coat when " Brand Slicker" delrrered you can have the Fish without extra cost. Particulars and illustrated catalogue - alogue free. A. J. TOWER , ' - Boston. Mass. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. I ! I A. F. JIOOUE. JNO. II. HART. MOORE & HART , ATTORNEYS - : - AT - : - LAW , MCCOOK , - NEBRASKA. 13r Will practice in the State and Federal Courts and before the IT. S. Land Ottlce. Office overFamons ClotlilnirCo. Store. 0. H. BOYLE , LAND - : - ATTORNEY , Six years experience in Gov. eminent Lund Cases. Real Estate , Loans & Insurance. NOTARY PUBLIC. J 0ffice over Bank of McCook. J. BYRON JENNINGS , ATTORNEY - : AT - : - LAW. S3T-WH1 practice in the State and United States couits and before the U.S. Land Offices. Careful attention given to collections. Office over Hunk ot McCook. HUGH W. COLE , LAWYER , McCOOK , NEBBASKA. practice in all courts. Commercial and corporation luw a specialty. Money to loan. Kooras 4 and 5 old First National bld'g. Du. A. P. WELLES , HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON McCOOK , NEBRASKA. S Special attention given to diseases of women and children. The latest improved methods of electricity used in all cases requir ing such treatment. Office over McMilleu drugstore. Residence , North Main street. B. B. DAVIS. M. D. C. H. JONES , 31. D. DAVIS & JONES , PHYSICIANS & SURGEONS , McCOOK , NEBRASKA. "OFFICE Ilouns : 9 to 11 , a. m. , 2 to o and 7 to 9 , p. m. Rooms over First National bank. THE COMMERCIAL HOTEL GEO. E. JOHNSTON , PROP. McCOOK , - NEBRASKA. house has been completely reno vated and refurnished throughout and is first- class in every respect. Rates reasonable. ABSTRACTS OF TITLE TO- LANDS AND TOWN LOTS IN RED WILLOW COUNTY. FURNISHED ON APPLICATION Bl" J. B. MATHER , BONDED ABSTRACTER. - : - . ( SUCCESSOIt TO C. 1) . CRAMEK. ) Office in Court House with County Clerk. Down town office with A. J. Rand , Indianola. Nebraska. KILPATRTCK BROTHERS. Horses branded on left hip or left shoulder. P. O.address , Imperial. Chase County , and Beat rice , Neb. Range. StinkIng - Ing- Water and French man creeks. Chase Co. , Nebraska. Brand as cut on side of some animals , on hip and sides of some , or any where on the animal.