( JOHN WHITE'S THANKsdtVlNQ. "Thanksgiving ! for what ? " and ho muttered a curse "For the plainest of food and an empty purse ; ir a life of hard work a jd the shabbiest clothes ! ; ut it's idle to talk of a poor man's woes I it the rich give thanks , It is they who can : .ero is nothing in life for a laboring man. " fa said John White ( to his good wife Jane. { And o'er her face stole a look of pain. i "Nothing , dear John ! and ho thought again ; I OPhen glanced more kindly t down on Jane. ' was wrong , " ho said ; "I'd forgotten vou ; And I've my health , and the baby , too.1 Itnd the baby crowed 'twas a bouncing boy- i ! And o'er Jane's face I came a look of joy ; ' &nd she kissed her John he went away ; d bo said to himself as ho worked that day ; "I was wrong , very wrong ; I'll not grumble again , t should surely bo thankful for baby and Jano. " READFUL indeed had bean the accident. Thro' the carelessness of a switch-tender , a pas- JBenger-troin had. jumped the track and plunged over a high trestle-work. Twen ty people were killed at once , and JQt least forty injured. Among the lafc- jter was James Saybrook. Some had bruises and broken bones ; others were taken up insensible , and , after lingering a few days , died without returning to con sciousness a merciful dispensation. The physicians pronounced Mr. Saybrook's jpine so seriously injured that they could aold out but slight hope of his recovery. Ho was a vigorous man of middle-age. ! vith a loving wife and three children ; full 3f plans for a career he meant to make loble and usef uL His reputation was wide ind lofty , his .personal friends numerous ted warm ; he had a moderate fortune and ft pleasant homo. What more could life ( Offer ? Yet here he lay , the victim of a an's carelessness. It seemed to his wife that , with him , all the cared for was fading away. Her chil- en were about her , and she clung to her , usband for help to bear the cares'and bur- ns-of living , till she had grown as a vine ws weattof stem , unable to stand alone , prostrate if unaided. Now she was wear ing out with the strain of suspense and ety ; trying to keep her face calm , and .er hands steady ; leaving the bedside only 'hen flesh and spirit could bear the stress .0 longer , and to stay would have been angerous to her husband , and agony unen- Jurable to her. So it went on , day after day. Sometimes lewas better , or she thought so ; oftener le was worse. The alternations of hope ind fear tortured her , and , in watching the kninute symptoms and trivial details , she test all power to comprehend the case , f She did not see that he gained nothing , at no day found him stronger , but that. ivery week he lost something and suffered ; ome new pain. But the end came , and to er came suddenly. She was called from er troubled sleep , to find him unconscious , fco see him die , speechless and unrocogniz- Jng. As she buried her head in the pillow t > eside her dead , she longed to be deadj too. Sut the children called from without. Life challenged her , even in her despair. They inust not enter , so she rose and went out to them. They were children they could Hot even know what death was ; and their questions , their want of grief , stung her to the quick. She was not generous or ympathetic enough to understand them , and for the first time she felt a fierce impa tience of their presence , and sent them way to the nursery. Then she was quite alone and began to realize it. BUSIED B HEAD IK THE PILLOW DB- E1 E HER BEAD. But wh'y shonJ-1 I describe the dire engulsh ve have alsjost all of us suffered 'in some form ! iWhatlhave to do with'is Mrs. Saybrook's life after the funeral pageanV was over , the grave greeUj the cL4ldren taught the sorrow by those about them , and then comforted , out of it into forROtfulness. But Harriet Saybrook did not forget ; time could not comfort her. She felt , day by day , more deeply her loss ; she fathomed its meaning ; she knew it tote to bo past repair In the languago'of Scrip ture , she "refused to be comforted. " Her children were careless , happy , and in health they had their school and com rades ; but she had { few friends in Salem where her husband hod brought her a bride. She vas not a woman of broad nature , and yet sbo was intense. She had found all she wanted or needed in her husband's affection and society oven the children were secondary to him in her heart ; and though she had acquaintances in her own social sphere , and dispensed charity as freely as her means would allow , there was no ono now to whom she could open her heart , and thus find relief of "the grief tthat speaks. " A dreary Sunday in November had come to an end. The twilight shadows had fallen , and after going into tha nursery to see the children safe in bed , she went down into the library , to spend a solitary even ing. The rain beat fiercely against the windows , and , in its gusty pauses the surf sent its thundering echo on the wings of the wind , oven through the heart of the town. She stood before the fire In her somber widow's weeds , gazing absently into the flickering flames. She was think ing about the proclamation for Thanksgiv ing Day , that had been road from the pulpit that morning. And a smile , sadder than tears crossed her lips. "Thanksgiving ! " she murmured , "I keep Thanksgiving ! " She sank into a chair , and lost herself hi a gloomy reverie. .She thought of the many times she hud kept that festival kept it outwardly and in spirit for she was a good woman , and had meant to bo a grateful one , till three months agol She remem bered her childhood. How long the years seemed then ; how she looked forward to the gathering of aunts and uncles and cousins , in the old rod farmhouse ; and what wonderful viands grandmother always spread before them. Then she was a girl , coming back from school , and her brother brought his class mate homo with him "to spend Thanks giving. " So she had met her husband. Her brother was dead long since ; and now James. A low cry escaped her ; the fire grow dull ; and she went on with her review of the past. Then came her wedding day on Thanksgiving Day. After that , were not all her Thanksgiv ings alike , full of cheer , gratitude , blessed ness ! And now "I shall not try to keep Thanksgiving , " she said dreamily ; and looking up , saw her husband sitting opposite her In his own chair , which she had never moved from its place by the hearth. Strangely enough , she felt neither surprise nor fear , nor did she remember her loss. It seemed so nat ural to see him there , that only a sweet sense of peace stole over her soul. He looked at her with tender gravity , and very clearly and slowly repeated a favorite quotation of his : "Thou seest we are not all alone unhappy , " adding , "there are other widows besides you , Hattie. " BHB SAT DOWK BY THE FIRE. Other widowsl What did he meant A brand fell , blazed up , ana went out. She started up and looked eagerly about. The chair opposite hers was empty. The clock on the mantel struck nine. It had marked the half-hour , she remembered , just as the first brands fell together. It had been a dream , then. She shivered and came back to reality , lighted the lamp , fed the dying fire , and returned to her new grief. New , because that face had been so real , her gladness so deep , and now it was lost once more , with a fresh bereavement. But though the tears fell hopelessly and fast from her eyes , and her heart ached anew with rebellious anguish , still his words kept recurring to her. She had not thought of that before. There were other widows , no doubt others sorrowing with her sorrow ; in kind , if not in degree. She remembered several whom she had visited in her charitable rounds , and was startled to remember how she had passed their sorrows rows by wjCbxjut any reaj sympathy. A aense 61 companionship stole over her , as if , suddenly wrecked on some desert shore , she had met with beings of her own race after long , lonely weeks of silence and despair. Then the thought flashed across her that these women must dread the recurrence of Thanksgiving , Just as she did. Why could she not ask them all to keep the day with' her ! She fell asleep thinking the nutter over , and awoke in the morning with ashame faced sense of some light and interest creeping into her lif e , hitherto so sacredly wretched. Then she remembered her dream her husband's sad , grave face. Perhaps she had done wrong in mourning him so de votedly that even her children had been set aside from their place. Possibly it would please him better if she carried out her plan. When the morning's duties were fulfilled she sat down again by the flfe not to" dream now , but to plan for action. But whom jtould she invite ! For she began ; to see that Mrs. Broome , who lived in the fourth story of a tenement house , and earned aprecarious living , would hardly be a fit companion at dinner for Mrs. Graves , whose husband had left her a largo fortune. A text from the Bible flashed Into-her mind : "When thou makest a feast , call the poor , the maimed , the lame , tht blind. " * With a thrill in her darkened soul , she recognized the Master's mlL She was a sincere- Christian , but her love and he'r great * loss had" come between her und duty. The question as to her guests was settled , and , in the afternoon , she sot out on her errand. She selected six poor widows , who would probably not have feasted , bu + . fasted at their own homos. Mrs. Saybrook felt there was a weight off her mind , and felt also that she bad been a happier and better woman for the last week. The children entered Joy fully into the idea of a Thanksgiving so novel , and all the more that their mother told them with trembling lips : "Papa would like it" THE DINNER PHOVED A OBEAT SUCCES3. At last the festival day came. Mrs. ' Broome , in her new cap , and Mrs. Perkins , trying to look blandly indifferent , were the first to arrive. Then the carriage made a second trip , bringing lame Mrs. Hutchins , very meek in her alpaca gown ; Mrs. Peck , proudly stepping along , and Aunt Hannah Bromfield , as "genteel" as she could make herself in a new muslin handkerchief , "Widder Johnson" lived round the corner , so came on foot , entering with anew ear trumpet in her hand , her face radiant. The dinner proved a great success. The "baby"of the house sat in his high chair by mamma ; but the elder boy and girl waited on the guests , and enjoyed their office. "Them is sweet children of you'n , Mis' Saybrook , " sighed Mrs. Broomo. "My I if I'd had chick or child , 'twould have been such a blessin' . " "That's sol" chimed in Mrs. Perkins , "I had two on 'em , to be sure , when Perkins was took ; but they wasn't no comfort to speak of for they wont and had diptheery inside of six. months , and one of 'em died right off , just as sudden. T'other held by quite a spell , but she was the miserablest you ever see. I couldn't feel to keep her here a mite longer , I wanted her to get rest and easement so. " Mrs. Saybrook's arm stole about little Willie and Mrs. Hutchins said very gently ; "I expect folks each has their special troubles. I can't but remember't when Josiah died and left me nigh about helpless with hip trouble and a young babe , too. It did seem as though nobody ever had , or could have , no affliction like mine ; but some how I got along , and I found that there was others quite as bad off as I was , and the Lord helps the lame and the poor , " and a smile and tear together set FfjjtlvaL"A their bright seal to her conession of faith. "Well ! " said Mrs. Peck , with an audible sniff and a hard voice. "I didn't think I was the worst off that over was when Peck died. He was a'drinkin' man. I didn't know nothin' of it when we was married. He had the tremens three times , and died on't ; and I went outa-sewm' , to keep body and soul together. I could have taken care of myself ef my eyes hadn't ha' give out a spell ago. " Mrs. Saybrook regarded her with in finite pity. "You don't none of ye hev jest my trial , " said Aunt Hannah Bromfield. "Tom Brom field was fust mate to a whalin' ship when we were married. Myjsakesl how lively he was. He had money , too. We was real well off. 'Twas kinder harrowin' to hev him up an' off for a three years' voyage right away , and then he didn't stay home no time when ho did come ; but I had twins for to show him when he come back fust , and you never see a man so pleased. Well , them boys was company for me , you'd better believe. They was always a-talkm1 about pa , an' where he went to , and what he did , and a-tellin' about whales and har pooners , and bed their little ships a-saili- ' in the pools. It makes me laugh no r to think of their tricks. " And Aunt Hannah drew her red silk handkerchief across her eyes , not as if she were laughing. "The fust I knowed , my boys were eighteen years old , and they hadn't seen their pa moro'n six times ; but he came back then , and there they was , as likely men as you'd see ; and he had money in the bank , and he and John Stims they clubbed and built a whaler o' their own , and Tom was cap'en and John fust mate , and nothin' would do but them boys must go along fust voyage. Well , it'a thirty years ago. I'm past 68 now ; but I don't like to talk on't. The upshot is , sea and waves roarin' day an' night , night an' day ; winds a-blowin' and .tempest howlin' , and no more boys , nor husband , nor nothin' , and here I be. I don't know so much as where their bones do lie , nor I haven't these thirty years. " There was a dead silence. Nobody felt like breaking it ; but little Ray , who had listened , with her sweet blue eyes wide opened and her lips apart , put both her arms around Aunt Hannah's neck , and , with a child's quick wisdom , gave her a re sounding kiss. "That done me real good , dearie , " she said. "I kep" a school for children twenty odd year. I do'n know but what I should ha' died"but for them. Wasn't it work , now , I tell ye ; but I hain't got nothin' to wait for now only for the sea to give 'em up , and that's pretty fur ahead. " The others , said nothing. Doubtless , they too had their sorrows , but they would sound tame after Aunt Hannah's recital. When dinner was over they gathered about the drawing-room fire , and tea was served. Soon afterward the carriage took them away in relays , and Harriet Saybrook sat down in the library and hid her face in her hands. What had she to lie thankful for ? Liv ing , affectionate children , a long sweet memory of love and care lavished on her of complete happiness , an ample provision left not only for her needs , but her com forts. How terribly ungrateful , how un thinking , how sinful she had been. Only one cry could burst from her lips : "I do thank Theel Lord , be merciful to me , a sinner. " And neither she nor her guests of that occasion ever forgot her flrstbrit not her last , "Widotfs Thanksgiving FfjjtlvaL" A LADY TO BUILD IT. Parker I * tha Designer ofthaQneei Isabella Pavilion. The ouly woman architect practicing in Philadelphia has achieved the distinc tion of being selected as designer of the Queen Isabella pavilion in connection with the world's fair at Chicago. Miss Minerva Porker is the fortunate young artist. She is about 83 years of age , and was born in Chicago. She went to Philadelphia in 1876. She made a special study of industrial art modeling , and she has been in active practice two years. MISS MINEUVA PARKER. The young specialist comes from good old New England stock. Her grand father , Seth A. Doane , was a well- known ship designer and architect in Boston , and in 1834 he went west and purchased property on the shore of Lake Michigan where Chicago now stands. Her father was n lawyer , and was killed at the bend of his regiment while fight- ins : bravely in the civil war. Miss Parker lives with her mother and brothers at Philadelphia , and althouch young in her profession she has attained considerable success. Home and domes tic architecture is her specialty. The designs for Chicago which Miss Parker has been commissioned to draft are for an international club-house , with a con * gross hall , in connection with the pro posed social headquarters for women in the fair grounds. Mrs. John A. Logan is one of the managers. It is to be called the Queen Isabella pavilion in honor of the consort of King Fer dinand of Spain. History states that this queen pawned her jewels to raise funds for Columbus' journey to discover America. Miss Parker has only one lady rival in her profession , and she is Mrs. Louisa Bethune of Rochester , N. Y. , who was highly commended for a set of school plans exhibited at the last Paris exposi tion. _ _ _ Bismarck's Drinking and Smoking. "I am only allowed , " says Prince Bismarck "to drink thrice "a day a quarter of an hour after each meal , and each time not more than a half a bottle of red , sparkling Moselle , of a very light and dry character. Bur- gund } ' and beer , both of which I am extremely fond of , are strictly forbid den to me ; so are all the strong Rliinish and Spanish wines , and even olaret. For some years past I have been a total abstainer from all these generous liquors , much to the advant age of my health and my 'condition' in the sporting sense of the"word. Form erly I used to weigh over seventeen stone. By observing this regimen I brought myself down to under four teen , aud without any loss of strength indeed , with gain. My normal weight now is 185 pounds. I aui weighed once every day , by my doctor's orders , and any excess of that figure I am at once set to work to get rid of by exercise and special regimen. I ride a good deal as well as wnlk. Cigar smoking I have given up alto gether , of course under advicer It is debilitating aud bad for the nerves. An inveterate smoker , such as I used to be , gets through 100,000 cigars in hi ? life , if he reaches a fair average . age. But he would live longer aud feel better all the time if he did without them. Nowadays I am restricted to a long pipe , happily with a deep bowl , one after each meal , and I smoke nothing in it but Dutch Knatter to bacco , which is light , mild , and sooth ing. You will see presently ; the pipe comes in with the piut of red Mosel- wein. It will be a whole bottle to-day , and you must help me out with it. Water makes me fat , so I must nox drink it. However , the present ar rangements suit me very well. " Menace of Unrestricted Immigration Meantime the tide shows no signs oi ebbing. Though fluctuating at inter vals , it steadily gathers volume with each successive decade. If it continues to rise , what must be the lot of the laboring classes , whose welfare is such an object of concern ? Alas , for the mischief that has already-been wrought ! Dark enough at best appears the future of the American working-women , many of whom in large cities are already obliged it seems , to work for wages that barely suffice to keep body and soul together. We look upon slavery as a thing of the past , but does not un restricted foreign immigration mean virtual slavery to thousands of our countrymen and countrywomen ? As for the character and intelligence of this swarm of invaders , do they average higher than our own ? It might per haps bo some compensation if we could think so. But just at present it is difficult to take a sanguine view. To be able to do so would be far from flat tering to ouri self-esteem * The pro portion of the undesirable element is too great. So large an infusion of con tract and pauper labor is not likely to raise our standard of intelligence and morality. The Arena. A Russian Medical dub. In Tiflis , Russia , a club of 125 fam ilies just formed has hired a doctor , M. Organiants. for $600 per year , who agrees to visit the family regularly and give them advice as to how tc keep healthy , and to tend them if $ v.k , and , besides , to give the club occasional short lectures upon hygiene and phys iology. Each family pays 50 cents per month for this service , and twenty- tive poor families are admitted free. Similar arrangements have fceen made with the HIS FIRST THOUSAND DOLLARS. Emory Storm Believed a Toting MM Should Spend It la Travel. While Luther Laflin Mills was going through some old papers the other day ho found a very interesting document from the pen of the lamented Emory A. Storrs , which is reproduced below. "I do not know exactly what called forth these utterances from Mr. Storrs , " said Mr. Mills , "but I apprehend that they were in reply to some young man who wrote the brilliant lawyer for ad vice as to the best way of investing n sum of money which ho hud in his pos session. " The manuscript is as follows : "There are several answers to yout question : "One boy takes his $1,000 , spends it either in foreign travel or iu the culti vation aud improvement of his miud and manners at home. At the age oi 81 , if he is consistent in this course , he has laid the foundation for a long career of usefulness and honor , and , whatever at his death his bank account may be , he has achieved something for the good of mankind for which the world will always gratefully remember him. The high spfrit , the clear head , the sharp intellectual discrimination between right and wrong which travel , culture and education huvo given him is a capital as much better than bank stock as gold is better than brass. No reverses of fortune can take it from him. No liuaucial panics can rob him of it. It is his and his children's for ever. "The other boy lays up his ยง 1,000 ; he doubles it , he triples it. What of it ? What kind of a mau is he at the age of thirt3'-one ? The mere money-getter is the sorriest spectacle on Go'il's green earth. Leisure is dreadful to him. He leaves nothing behind him but money , aud that his children waste. The glor" " of this world is not in corner lots no bank stocks. No great man whom thu world to-day reverences is remembered because he was rich. The stildest spectacle on this earth is that of 1 mat dying on his pile of greenbncks.Hjfvliu" he caunot carry with him , w-1 legatees are counting his coin the breath escapes from his body. "But suppose that your saving boy loses his stock ; suppose , as often hap pens , through no fault of his values are melted away. Where is he then ? A bankrupt , hopelessly aud irretrieva bly ruined. "Which shall the rich man's daugh ter marry ? I answer that the man of cultured" mind and that broad aud liberal spirit which travel and educa tion give cares but little about it. If the father desires to sell his daughter , that it is his business and his daughter's. She may start by marrying the com pound-interest chap in "a palace , but statistics show that in ninety-nine cases out of one hundred she will wind up in a hovel. This father of this daughter can take his choice. "Finally.no men recognize the worth , value and splendor of strong na live business genius half so much as educated men. Don't despise nor underrate it. It will always help you. It will never hurt you. Stocks and cash and corner lots are well , but they are not all that there is of this world , nor nearly all. Our great men have lived without them and died with out them , but the world loves them still. Croesus was very rich , but the generations of 3,000 years have de spised him. Socrates was wretchedly poor , but for 2,000 years the world , ha's loved him. "You buy and sell cattle und are at liberty to do so because of what he taught 2,000 years ago. " Chicago Evening News. Cars and locomotives. A gentleman of this city who has had occasion to investigate the matter states that freight cars never were so cheap as at present , says the Pittsburg Chronicle. In lota of fifty or more , thirty-ton cars , strongly built and hav ing all the improvements , can be had for $450 each , and , he continued , "if you want them handsomely painted and varnished , with your name in gilt letters on each side , you can get them for $500 each. In fact , freight caif are now so cheap that it does not re pay to remodel old light-burden cars , and last year the Reading Railroad Company made a bontire of fifty of its old pattern cars. Locomotives are also very cheap , a machine of the best kind , that during the war would have cost from $25,000 to $30,000 , can now be built profitable for $6,000 to $7,000. When asked as to the cause of this cheapness of cars he said it was duo partly to the low cost of material , but more largely to the introduction of labor-saving machinery. All the cars are built to gauge , and when a big order is received everything is gotten out by machinery , and about the only bund "work required is the bolting of the different parts together. The Prisoner Seconded the Motion. I heard a pretty good story about a certain ignorant Justice who does business up in Fulton County. This Justice was elected over an able but very unpopular lawyer , and his first case was that of a prisoner charged with violating the fishery law. The complaint and warrant were defective , and this the defendant's attorney took exceptions to in a masterly argument , winding up by moving the prisoner's discharge. "Is the motion seconded ? " asked the Justice. "It is , " replied the prisoner. "Gentlemen. " continued the Judge , "it is regularly moved and seconded that the prisoner be dis charged. All those in favor of tha motion say aye. " "Aye , " came from the prisoner and his counsel. "Op posed , no. " Silence followed and aftei a short pause the scales holder said : "The motion is carried and the prison er is discharged , " whereupon to the surprise and amusement of all , court was declared adjourned. Amsterdam Democrat. Dangerous Freight. A new ocean danger is pointed out by silk importers. It appears that dyed sponge silk , known technically in the trade as French silk , is under cer tain conditions exceeding prone to combustion , and is well known among the steamship companies as dangerous freight IrY BIG ENOUGH TO VOTE. flomnthlnr About Unlla BccU , the It * Year-Old Girl Who Welch * 430 round * . A veritable mountain of rollicking , rolling flcah to good-natured , pleasant- faced Delia Bsclc. the largest girl in the world. Dalla is 10 years of ngo and aha tipa the beam 'at exactly 430 pounds. She is the daughter of respectable but poor parents ; her father U iv coal-minor in the Westmoreland regions , and her homo la at Cokevllle , that county , near the Indiana county lino. Her parents are both of ordinary size aud none of her brothers or sisters show signs df ex ceeding the average limits in points of physical development. At the ngo of 5 years ono sister reached the weight of pounds , but she died at that period. it is gc of an appetitl SH it so fat ? " 'It u' would like to > k ? I Will tell you ; it will nt"take rang , tlie first place.for my breakfast I usa , ly tnke a cup of coffee nnd one or two pt cakes or a slice of toast , nothing r < ire ; for dinner I eat a 'slice and a halfaaibakers' bread and a very small piecervn aleak or some pota toes and cabbage , j My supper consist of about the same amount with , of course , an occasional change of diet. Really , to tell you the truth a meal for an ordinary person will last me two meals and I will have all I want too. " Mrs. Beck verified her daughter's statement and added that they were sometimes alarmed lest their child's health should fail from a lack of proper nourishment. "Have you never tried to reduce your weieht ? " asked the writer of Miss Beck. "No , sir , I never have , " she replied. " "Why should I ? I am happy , and never know what it is to be ill. I ex perience no difficulty in walking , but I puff a little wh'en I go up-stairs. " \Yhen Delia was 5 years of age slit weighed 140 pounds , and she has been gaining steadily ever since. She lias increased - creased in weight at the rate of ono pound per month for the last few years , and is still gaining. In height she is 5 feet 4 inches. She mensurea 61 inches around the waist , 12 inches around the neck , and 31 inches around the fleshy part of the arm. Her feat are not long out are abnormally broad , so that it is impossible to procure any ordinary pair of woman's shoes to fit her. The same difficulty is experienced in fitting her w'ith hose. Her mother explained that to meet the embarrassment which this causes she buys two pairs of hose and makes them into one. Delta's chair is a curious piece of furniture , especially made for herand is a settee large enough for two persons. Her bed is furnished With extra supports. ' ' Compared with famous'fat'women ot history Delia Beck outshines , or rather out-weighs , them all when her age is taken into account. Hannah Battersby , the fatteftt woman that ever lived , did TI not acquire her enormous proportions T until after she was 40. arid Big "Winnie , ' ( the colored heavy-weight , was 30 before 'M she made a record. Delia and her parents hove at last decided to accept the offer of a local museum manager , id and the girl will appear for the first time in public next Week. She will con tinue on the road and will manage her self. The Quean's "Under-low. " Doubtless we have all heard a good deal about this "under-tow " - , as though it were some mysterious force working from the recesses of a treacherous ocean to draw unwary bathers to their doom. As a matter of fact its presence is obviously natural , and the explana tion of it more than simple. As each wave rolls in and breaks upon the beach , the volume of water which it carries does not remain there and sink into the sand ; it flows back again , and , as the succeeding wave breaks over it , the forms undercurrent receding one an - rent flowing outward of strength pro portionate to the body of water con tained in each breaker , and , again , proportionate in a great measure to the depth of the ditch. Where this latter is an appreciable depression , it can be readily seen that the water of receding waves will flow into it with similar effect of that of water going over a fall , and that a person standing near is very likely to b ? drawn over with it , and thus , if the ditch is deep I enough , carried out of his depth. This i& all there is to the much-talked- of "under-tew" and the - numerous ac cidents laid to its account. Dujfield Osbornc , in Scribner's. Reward of Merit. Great editor ( new daily paper ) Have- you finished that double-leaded leader on our marvelous increase of circulation and our phenomental success ? ABsistant Yes. sir. Just got through. "Did you refer to "the paper as tha most wonderful journalistic triumph since the days of Franklin ? " "Those were almost my very worda. " "Good ! Quick as the edition is on the street I'll hustle around and see if I can borrow enough to pay your salary. " X..Y. Weekly. - , . - , T _ .