A Curious Business. Do the boys who for fun have climb. ed the highest trees they could find , 'and ' whenever chances offered , all -kinds of poles and scaffoldings and roofn and windmills ( the higher the better , know that there arc men who -make a business of climbing ? Very few American boys , probably , have seennny of these men ; but in Europe , especially ; where there are so many cathedrals with their lofty domes and spires , and great manufacturing cities with their penk-like chimneys , they are quite common. ' Those men nre en lied "steeple jacks , " because a larger part of their business is to scale the steeples of the jchurches , and perhaps repair a ; weather-vaneorreseta broken slate. [ or do some other small work which would be very expensive if a scaffpld- .ing had to be built up every time such work needed to bo done. Not jnuuy men enter this business , for the "work is so dangerous that only Ithoso with very clear hqnds nnd strong nerves care to risk their life " "hundreds of feet above the earth on [ very narrow footings. Sailors nre jsaid to make the best men for this work , being so used to iurling snils and running about on the tall masts iof their ships. Once in a while we hear of a steeplejack ple-jack in America , as we did the "other day at the time of a singular accident 'in New Jersey. A factory there has a great chimney 835 feet 'nigh ' , the largest in the United States , ' and higher than Bunker Hill Monu- "ment. " During a thunder-storm the lightning twice struck the top ofi ' jthj cuimuey , teariug off many 'on-loads of bricks. No means hud { been provided foe reaching the top' iof the chimney , yet it was necessary too reach and repair the break before ' .the wo'rk could goon. . A steeple jack was called for , and a man was ; found in Newark who had once been 'engaged in this business in England. ' "Think " of what he had to do to climb a wall of brick 335 feet high , without la projection of anv kind to take hold of ! Ho did it in this way : taking a lad der , he fastened it to the side of the chimney by driving in long iron nooks , wmcn neiu it. Anouner iaa- < ier was then passed up , which he lashed to the top of the first ladder 'with ropes ; nnd then went out to jdrive in hooks nnd fasten this second , ladder firmly. Thus he slowly crept up the side of the great chimney , adding ladder after ladder , and .working as coolly when over 300 leet from -the ground as when only three ieet. It Jid not s2em to trouble him to look down from the dizzy helcrht or to venture up higher on his frail and only half-fastened ladder. At the top he had to build out over the projecting bell by which the chimney was crowned , and on the third day stood on the top and waved his hat 1o the people. Thousands of people had gathered to watch this daring climber. On hills around the city he was watched with breathless anxiety , looking , as t.i\s said , like a fly on the top of a broomstick. As he hung over the edge of the bell , between heaven and earth , he was watched with tears and prayers and cries ; and , when he decended safely to the ground , one brave steeple-jack had achieved a deed and gained a name which people ple will not soon forget. Selected. He Painted the Furniture. An ingenious New Yorker with a wife who insisted upon wicker rock ers with danty head rests , and small tables with blue china , 'and who . frequently had to get np nights for the paregoric , went out one morning after a night's groping for the match box and brought home a pot of phosphorescent paint , which he daubed on all corners , points and edges of those darling little rockers and sweet tables , decorating the match box , the bed posts , the gas bracket and the doorknobs , deter- inrned upon avoiding the shoals and wreckages of the midnight cruise. And now at night the room looks like the ghost scenes Irom ' 'The Fly ing Dutchman. " The phosphor- essencegathers light all day and lets it loose at night. A Strange Coincidence. A curious coincidence is said to have occurred in one of the London chess resorts. A gentleman was looking on for some time at a game being played between two excellent chessists. He left them still plaj'ing. The next day he started for a long sojourn abroad. He was away near ly five years , during which time ho had been round the world. On his return to London he went to the game chess resort that he had form erly visited , nnd there at the same table us before were the same two players whom he had five years be- lore left at the game. London Tit- Bits. Both Went Out An Irishman , in addition to his duties as gardener , had the care of the furnace which heated the house. To the irritation of the househoM there came a morning bitterly cold when the furnace gaveforth no heat , for the very good reason that an in vestigation showed there remained not one spark or ember in the grata. "Mike , " cried the jingry paterfam ilias , "the furnace fire , went out. Inpt. nightl"'So did. I , sor'r , " returned thfeculpritserenely.-rDorainion lllua- ' AFTER. After the rain the sunshine , 't after bitter tears. "nt Peace in the bonrt at nightfall After a day of feara. Tim clouds of the early morning , . - , DidHolved In the midday sun. Rliow glistening edges of uilver After the day is done. _ Tlio heaviest burden of sorrow Laid by grief in the heart * May lighter become on the morrow And , BOi'tencd by timo. depart. Marie M. Pursol. THE CHAINED HAOT , CIRCLE had formed around Judge Bermutier , who was giving his opin ion of the mysterious af fair of St. Cloud , that un accountable crime which for a month had agitated all Paris. He reviewed evidences.dis- cussed theories , but arrived at noth ing definite. He stood with his back to the fireplace , and several ladies. who had arisen to approach him , re mained standing , with their eyes fix ed upon those shaven lips from which fell such impressive remarks. They shivered , though impelled to listen by their curiosity and by their eager and insatiable desire for the sensational , which tortured them like hunger. During a pause one of them said : "It is awful. It approaches the su pernatural. We shall never know the truth. " The magistrate turned toward her. "Yes , madame , the truth probably never will be known. But as to the word 'supernatural' that you have just used , it has no placu here. We are in the presence of a crime very skillfully conceived , very skillfully ex ecuted , so well enveloped in mystery that we can not extricate ib from the nnusnl circumstances that surround it. But I was once interested in a crime with which something of the supernatural really seemed to be ue were uuuieu MJ gi w iu up. " Several of the ladies exclaimed at once : "Oh , tell us about it ! " M. Ber mutier smiled gravely as a judge should smile , and replied : "Do not think that I have , even for an in stant , believed that anything super natural did occur. I have faith in Natural causes only and if we would use the word 'inexplicable' instead of 'supernatural' for that which we do not understand it. would be much better. At any rate , the crime of which I am to speak baffled me chief ly by the circumstances that pro ceeded and surrounded it. These are the facts : II. "I was at the time judge in Ajaccio , a little village lying on the shore of a beautiful gulf and encircled by nigh mountains. It was my duty to in quire into the 'affairs of the ven dettas. ' They were full of dramatic possibilities , 'both ferocious and heroic. I found in these family leuds the greatest motives for revenge uge-long hatreds , subdued for a time but never extinct , unpardonable treacheries , assassinations growing into massacres , and almost into glorious actions. For two years I heard no conversation save that of the 'price of blood , ' that terrible Corsican duty that obliges one to avenge an injury , not only upon the person of the injnrer but upon his descendants and relations. I have seen old men and innocent children murdered at the price of blood. My head is full of such stories. "Well , one day I learned that an Englishman had leased for a term of years a villa by the border of the ulf. He had brought with him a f 'rench ' servant whom he had hired while passing through Marseilles. Soon every one was interested in this singular personage , who lived alone , never going out except to hunt or iisn. ± 10 spOKe to no one , never came to the village , and every morn ing he practiced for an hour or two with his pistols or carbine. "Soon numerous rumors about him were afloat. It wassajd that he was a man of high station who had fled from his country for political reasons ; then it was affirmed that , having committed an atrocious crime , he was concealing himself. I wished as judge to make some in quiries concerning this man , but it was impossible to learn anything. He was called Sir John Rowell. "Meanwhile , as the rumors in re gard to his character continued and became general , I resolved to try to see the stranger myself , and so I began to hunt regularly in the neigh borhood of his grounds. "For a long time I waited an op portunity. It presented itself at last in the form of a partridge that I killed before the Englishman's nose. My dog brought it tome'but taking the bird I went to Sir John and ex cusing my impertinence begged him to accept the game. He was a tall , large man , with red hair and beard a sort of placid and polished Her cules. He had none of the so-called 'English stiffness , ' but thanked me cordially in French , with a slight English accent. At the end of a month we had conversed together five or six times. One evening as I passed his door I saw him astride a chair , smoking his pipe in his garden. I saluted him , and he invited me to enter and drink a glass of beer. He received me with the scr.upulqus.Eng- linh politeness , and spoke highly of France and Corsica. "Then , with great precaution and with a profession of sincere interest , I asked him a few questions concern- ins : his life and his projects. He re sponded freely , nnd told mo that he had traveled a great deal in Africa , in India , and in America. He added laughingly : 'Oh , yes ; I have had many adventures. ' "I then began to talk about hunt ing , and he gave me many curious details about hunting the hippopota mus , the tiger , the elephant , and even the gorilla. "I said : "All of those animals are very formidable. ' "He smiled. 'Oh , no ! man is the worst.He began to laugh with a hearty English laugh , and added : I have hunted man also. ' "Then ho spoke of arms and invit ed me into the house to show me the different sorts offire-arms. His union was draped with black silk embroid ered with gold. Large 3'ellow flow ers , grouped on the somber cloth , glowed like fire. He said : 'That is a.Japanese flag. ' "In the center of the largest panel a strange thing caught my pye. A black object hung on a red velvet square. 1 approached it. It was a hand the hand of a man. Not the white , clean hand of a skeleton , but a dried , black hand , with yellow nails. The muscles were bare and traces ot dried blood across the forearm sug gested the mark of a hatchet. An enormous chain was riveted about the wrist and attached to the wall by a ring strong enough to hold an ele phant. "I demanded : 'What is that ? "The Englishman quietly replied : 'That was my best enemy. It came from America. It was cut off by a saber , and it was then dried in the sun for a week. ' , "I tOUcheu the luimaii remnant , which might have belonged to a colossus. The fingers , immoderate ly long , were held by enormous ten dons. This hand was hideous to look upon , and made one think of the vengeance of a savage. I said : . 'He mt.st have been a very strong man. ' "The Englishman grimly replied : 'Oh , yes , but I was stronger than he. I have put on the chain to hold it. ' "I thought he was jokingandsaid : 'The chain is useless now ; the hand will not escape. ' _ . f/r-1 * T t T * It 1 .T KJll fj VJ1I1A I.VU If tsAl C t U. < rfl T 1 VTO 1/W4.11 * ed : 'It is always anxious to get awny. The chain has been necessa ry. ' "With i rapid glance I questioned his countenance , asking myself : 'Is he a fool or is that a bad joke ? " "But his face remained tranquil and impenetrable. I spoke of other things and admired his gune : I also noticed that three loaded revolvers were lying about the room , as though the man lived in constant fear of an attack. "I visited him several times , and then discontinued my calls. We had become accustomed to his presence , and he became indifferent to all. in. "A year passed by. One morning toward the last of November my ser vant awoke me with the announce ment that Sir John Rowell had been murdered during the night. A half hour later I entered theEnglishman's house in company with the general commissioner and the chief of police. The valet was weeping before the door. I suspected this man at first , but he was innocent. The assassin has never been found. "Upon entering Sir Jolm7s saloon I beheld the corpse extended on its back in. the middle of the room. The vest was rent and a sleeve torn , and everything indicated that a terrible struggle had taken place. The En glishman had been strangled to death his black and swollen face bore the expression of terrible fright ; some thing was imprisoned by the set teeth , and the neck , pierced by five holes , was covered with blood. "A surgeon joined us presently. He examined mirfutely the finger-marks HI the flesh , and uttered thesestraujje words : ' 1 should say he had been strangled by a skeleton. ' ' 'A shiver ran down my back , and I glanced toward the wall where I had seen the hand. It was not there. The chain , now broken , hung from the ring. Then I bent over the corpse , and found between its set teeth one of the fingers of the miss ing hand , cut , or rather sawed off. by the teeth at the second joint. "We proceeded with our investiga tion , but nothing was discovered ; no door had been forced , no window broken , no article of-furniture over thrown , and the two wateli-dogs had not been awakenad. "Here in a few words Is the ser vant's deposition : For a month past his master had appeared agi tated. He had received many letters , which he burned as soon as rend. He would frequently take a riding whip nnd in a fit of anger furiously lash the dried hand chained to the wall. He retired at a late hour , carefully locked himself in , and al ways had arms within rench. Often during the night he could be heard talking loudly as though quarreling with some one. On this night he had been very quiet , and it was not until morning that the servant , on opening the house , had found Sir John assassinated. He suspected no one. "I communicated all that I knew of the crime to the magistrates and officers of police , and a thorough search was made throughout the island , bdt nothing was discovered. "Well , one night three months after the murder had been committed , I had a horrible nightmare. I seem ed to behold the dreadful hand run ning like a scorpion alongthe cur tains and across the walls. Three times I awoke three times I fell asleep three times I saw the hide ous ebjectgalloping about the room. "On the morrow it was brought tome mo , having been found in the ceme- try on the grave of Sir John Rowell , for ho had been buried in the" village , nsno trace of his family could be found. The forefinger was missincr. "That , ladies , isiny story. Iku % ur nothing more. " IV. * rhe women were pale and trem bling. One of them cried : "But that is not an explanation ! We shall not be able to sleep if you do not explain it to us. " The magistrate gravely smiled : "Oh , ladies , I certainly will prevent your having bad dreams. I think quite likely that the original owner of the hand was not dead , but came to reclaim it with the one that re mained to him. But I don't know how he did it. That is a sort of ven detta , " One of the Indies murmured : "No , that can't be it. " Andthejudge , still smiling , replied : "I told you that my explanation wouldn't satisfy you. " From the French of Guy de Maupassant. The Cart Before the Horse. The Atlanta Journal publishes a description of what it describes as "the queerest looking vehicle that ever came from the carriage maker's hand. " It is the property of Dr. Thurmond and will cost him about $500. The doctor believes in.having things just like he wants them and he went to a carriage builder , who drew up a plan like a large wheelbar row with a canopy top , and a gen tleman who saw the picture said it tvas just the thing if the horse could be found to work with his head to ward the buggy and tail at the ends of the shaft , so that he could be led by the man sitting inside , thus push ing the buggy instead of pulling it. The plan pleased the doctor and he ordered the vehicle made. It was finished and a wounderful looking affair it was. It was nineteen feet jongfrom the big velocipede wheel behind to the end of the shafts in Dr. Thurmond carried it home and gave it a trial. It worked all right , except that there was too much of a twisty motion about it , and the doctor decided to add two little wheels to the front of the vehicle , two very little wheels. They do network work on a pivot like the rollers on a center table. If the horse turns to the right the little wheels will flop quickly to the right , while the big wheel behind turns slowly and ma jestically in the same direction. The only harness to be used on the horse is the wooden collar and a very wide bellyband , to which the shalt ? will be fastened. Decoratlngatthe Drug Stores- "There is a new way of doctoring in the city , ' " writes a plmrmacentist- "I don't mean that there are new remedies and treatments. There are young doctors whose business is not such as warrants an office , and they go about like doctors in the olden times , from pillar to post. T.-Ike it in this store , for example. I know oj four young doctors who come in here sit different hours and meet patients. Then the doctors go from here to other drug stores , so that by the time the day is over they have travel ed a good many miles. The patients theyseedonot pay much , individual ly they can't afford it. But they are sick and must be healed , and they are not the sort ot people who go to hos pitals. Itisagood thing lor the sick who can't afford to have doctors come to to the house ; it is a good thing for young doctors who are not able to pay office rent , nnd it is a good thing for the drug stores , for they almost invariably get to sell the medicines that are prescribed. " An Angel Photographed by Lightning. From the Atlanta Constitution. A portrait of the late John Taylor , which J. R. Smith of Charlotte , N. C. , lias on exhibition in his store , atr tracts many visitors daily , and has caused a great deal of discussion. The portrait formerly rested on the mantelpiece at Air. Smith's residence , in Mt. Olive. During a heavy storm a lightning flash struck it. The frarr.e was demolished , but the flash left on the portrait a clearly defined picture of an angel , with outstretched wings overshadowing Mr. Taylor's head , the nrms encircling his neck and the right hand holding a bunch of flowers. The pose of the angel suggests protection and benediction. The dark line showing the lightning's journey along the cardboard turns abruptly just above the face of Mr. Taylor , giving the spectator the idea that -the angel changed the lightning's course. A Disagreeable Inheritance. "What is the matter with that baby ? " prowled an irascible husband as the little one persisted in howling and kicking to the extent of it8 might. "The matter is. sir , " calmly re plied the wife as she strode up and down the floor , "the matter id that this baby inherits your'.temp'er. And thelmsband turned to his pa per with gloomier face than before. . ' l ' ' * L'oston Courrier. - j i i Announces the arrival of his fall stock , . comprising the LATEST and MOST .FASH IONABLE GOODS of the season. His prices , are lower than any tailor's in McCobk- Don't fail to see his line. ATTENTION , FARMERS , We are closing out our entire stock oi" FARM IMPLEMENTS AT COST. Riglrt now is the time to secure rare bargains. Call and be amazed at our prices. must be SOLD AT ONCE. t HALL , COCHRAN & COL JACK DWYER'S "OUR COUNTY SEAT" A 5c. CIGAR , Try this popular brand. It is one of the finest jc. cigars ever placed on sale in McCook. A. K. MOORK. -ISO. H. HAKT. MOORE & HART , ATTORNEYS - : - AT - : - ( Office ever F sn : Ciettlaj 0 : . Store. ) NEBRASKA. MCCOOK , - - practice in the State and Federal Courts mid before the U. S. Land OlHce. C. II. BOYLE , --LAND - : - ATTORNEY-- Six yeara experience in Government Land Cases. Real Estate , Loans and Insurance , Notary Pub fie. Sggr Office up stairs in the Scott Unildinc , south of the Commercial Hotel. Jlc'Jook. Neb. J. BYRON JENNINGS , ATTORNEY- - LAW. Will practice in the State and United States courts , nnd before the 0. S. Land Offices. Careful attention given to collections. OHice' over the Nebraska Loan and Banking Co. . ilcCook. HUGH. W. COLE , LAWYER , MCCOOK , NEBRASKA , Will practice in all courts. Commercial and Corporation law a specialty. MONEY TO LOAN. Booms 4 and 5 First National Uauk Building. DR , A. P. WELLES , HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON MCCOOK. NEBRASKA. Ppecial attention jriven to diseases of Wo men and Children. The latest improved meth ods of Electricity used in all cases requiring euch treatment. Office over McMillan's Drug Store. Residence. North Main Street. B. B. DAVIS. M. D. C. H. JONES. M. D. DAVIS & JONES , PHYSICIANS & SURGEONS , MCCOOK. NEBRASKA. OFFICE HOURS : 0 to H a. m. : 2 to 5 p. m. : 7 to ft p. in. Rooms over First National Bunk. THE COMMERCIAL HOTEL. GEO. E. JOHNSTON. PROP. , McCooK , - - NEBRASKA. Tuls house has been completely renovated and refurnished throughout and la first-class in every respect. Rates reasonable. ABSTRACTS OF TITLE TO LANDS AHD TOWN LOTS IN RED WILLOW COUNTY FURNISHED ON APPLICATION BY J. B. MATHER , BONDED - : - ABSTRACTED ( SUCCESSOR TO C. D. CRAMER. ) pyOffice in Court House with County Clerk. Down Town Office with A. J. Rand , ludianola , Nebraska. : UMlsiei fa 1885. tSflSGSS * * * * r , Prsp. FIRST-CLASS WORK AND LOWEST PRICES. Family Washing Solicited sent from out of town will be sent back at my expense without delay. REVISED CATALOGUE or -AN0 B i = d fcr Sale tj THE McCOOK TRIBUKE , MCCOOK. NEBRASKA. These Blanks nre kept constantly rtrritfQ'try the most ciipnblu nnd careful men i iSi- and hence they aio to he entirely 7rirt ) . Booksellers ana stationers aupphtd eral discount. Blanks of any kind not found in Inir list , will be furnished according 10039- . on short notice. \2ff In oiderinp it is only necessary Jvpi - the number prellxed to each blank. COUNTY CLERK. NO. 1 Certificate of Election a 2 Election Notice 3T a Official Bond IF 4 Oath of Office JR. 5 Oath , Notice- and Report of SpeercS Commissioner C Commission to Locate Road and : 7 Petition for License to sell Liquor. . 8 Bond for License to Sell Liquor U Liquor License 111 Road Overseer's Annual Settlement It Voucher 12 Certificate of Acknowledgement. . . 1J ! Certificate of Official Character It Certificate of Association 15 Affidavit for Bounty on Scalps IB Certificate for Bounty on Scalps 17 Homestead Exemption .Lands 18 Homestead Exemption Lots 19 Listing Acreage - . . . . 20 Report to Secretary of Stale of Signature , etc 21 Abstract of Election Returns 22 Road Petition J Notice to Appraisers 24 Appraiser's Oatn arid Report J ' 25 Commissioner's Appointment nnd Report u. s. 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