The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 10, 1890, Image 6

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    What is
Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants
and Children. It contains neither Opium , Morphine nor
other Karcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute
for Paregoric , Drops , Soothing Syrups , and Castor Oil.
It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years * use by
Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys "Worms and allays
fevcrishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd ,
cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves
teething troubles , cures constipation and flatulency.
Castoria assimilates the food , regulates the stomach
and bowels , giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas
toria is tlio Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend * ;
Castoria.
" Castoria. Is an excellent medlcino for chil
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told zne of its
good effect upon their children.1'
Da. G. C. OSGOOD ,
Lowell , Mass ,
* ' Castoria Is the best remedy for children of
which I am acquainted. I liopo the day is not
far distant when mothers will consider the real
interest of their children , and use Castoria in
stead of the various quack nostrums which are
destroying their lorcd ones , by forcing opium ,
morphine , soothing syrup and other hurtful
agents down their throats , thereby sending
them to premature graves.1'
Da. J. F. KcfCHELos ,
Conway , Ark.
Castoria.
" Castoria is so well adapted to children that
I recommend it as superior to any prescription
known to me. "
n. A. ARCHER , M. D. ,
Ill So. Oxford St , Brooklyn , N. Y.
"Our physicians in the children's deport
ment have spoken highly of their experi
ence in their outside practice with Castoria ,
*
. and although we only have among our
medical supplies what is known as regular
products , yet we are free to confess that the
merits ot Castoria has won us to look with
favor .upon it. "
UNITED HOSPITAL AXD DISPKXSART ,
Boston , Mar *
ALLS * C. SMITH , Pr . ,
The Centaur Company , TT Murray Street , New York City.
rent fetver
3DIE -
The Best Equipment in the Republican Valley.
W. C. BULLAKD & CO.
LIME , HARD
CBiMENT , LUMBER.HARD AND
WINDOWS DOORS , , LUMBER. SOFT.
.
BLINDS. COAL.
RED CEDAR AND OAK POSTS.
. . , .
U. J. WARREN MANAGER.
ft iprPn
Jul uu.
: DEALERS IN !
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Sash , Doors , Blinds , Lime , Cement ,
HAED AND SOFT COAL.
HUMPHREYS'
DB. HUMPHREYS'SPECIFICS are scientifically and
carefully prepared prescriptions ; used for many
years In private practice wUhsuccess.andfor over
Ihlrty yearsusedby the people. Every single Spe
cific is a special euro for the disease named.
These Speclflcs cure without drugging , purg
ing or reducing the system , and are la fact and
deedthesoTcreign remedies of tLeWorld.
usTOFrRnciPAi.nos. CURES. rnicES.
1 Fevers , Congestion. Inflammation. . . .25
IS > yorm8-WorniFever. Worm Colic . , 5
llrScntery , Grlplng-Blllous Colic. . . .
Cholera Morbus , Vomiting
7 CoUBhn , Cold , Bronchitis . . . 25
7S Nenraljrin , Toothoche.laceache 25
9 Headaches , SlckHeadache. Vertigo .25
10 ftyspcpsin. BUIous.btomach. . . . . . . . . .25
11 Suppressed or Painful Periods. .25
Whit , tooProruso Periods.
bough ,
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0 Whoopinir ConffiT. Violent Coughs. .50
24 Uencral llebllltytPnyslcalWeaknesa .50
KUneyDiseaije . >
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Diseases of thoHeart.
ts. or sentpostpald on receipt
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Children Crv for Pitcher's Castoria.
THE WHITE LINE TRANSFER ,
W. M. ANDERSON ,
PROPRIETOR.
The best equipment in the city. Orders left
at the office on Lower Maiu Avenue will re
ceive prompt attention.
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
When Baby was sick , tro gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria ,
When she became Mta , she clung to Castoria ,
When she had Children , she gave them Castoria
FOR MEN ONLY !
tar LOSTerFAIUVG HAHTHOOD ;
VIGOR andKByoDBJJBBnjiyi
Effect !
* I k t.i .
One Masher Who Gets His De
serts.
This "mashing" business must bo
the outcome of a diseased brain , be
cause-there is an indifference to rs-
sults that would bo utterly strange
in a man who has his right mind.
The masher is by no means a brave
man , but on the other hand he is gen
erally a contemptible coward. No
man with any" personal respect or
courage would stoop to such low
practices. This particular masher
boarded a Cottage Grove avenuecnr
and took his seat beside a lady who
was the possessor of some personal
charms that seemed to impress them
selves on the mind of the lellow. He
crowded closely against the lady ,
who did not seem to notice him. He
persisted in his crowding and it
could be seen without any effort
that she was very angry. She said
nothing to the masher , however , but
let him go on. He got so bold that
he became offensive in his actions ,
although he never said a word to
her. The lady was dressed in a sort
of blouse that was gathered about
her waist with a silk belt and this
belt was' fastened by a long , stout
steel "pin with"a silver head. Some
of the passengers who had their eyes
on the man noticed that she put her
hand on the belt and kept it there
for a moment , looking askance at
the masher who sat next to her.
Once more he pressed his knee
against her. That was enough for
the woman. She quickly pulled out
the stiletto-like pin from her belt ,
and , with a strong thrust , jabbed it
into the masher's leg. The whelp
jumped as if he had been shot , yelled
like a stuck pig and made one grand
rush for the door. He did not stop
to get off the platform , bufc vaulted
over the dashboard and fell prone on
his face in the stre.et. The pas
sengers laughed with delight and de
rision at the man's discomfiture ,
while the woman wiped off her pin
with her handkerchief and replaced
it in her belt. This is the proper way
to serve all men of this stamp. A
few lessons like this and the disre
putable practice would bo materially
lessened ; at least the masher would
show more respect for his intended
victim. Chicago Post.
The Man and the Rat.
From the Boston Courier.
A singular story , which the
genius of a Hoffman or a Poe might
make extremely effective , is that of a
man in Indiana who seems to have
been haunted by an evil spirit in the
form of a rat or at least that is the
form the idea would probably take
in the story.
Some twenty years since he was
feeding grain into a threshing ma
chine when a rat ran across the floor
of the barn where he was at work.
Ho turned to watch it nnd allowed
his hand to be drawn into the ma
chine in his absentmindedness. His
hand was torn off , and he has since
been forced to make shift with the
remaining hand , which fortunate
ly was the right.
A few days since , so the story goes ,
he was feeding a threshing machine
in the same place , when again a rat
ran n cross the floor. Remembering
the old accident he vented his indig
nation in a violent kick at the ani
mal , when his foot slipped , and he
lost his balance , and , in recovering
himself , he let his right hand be
drawn into the machine , and it was
in turn pulled off as the other had
been. The story is a curious one ,
and full of possibilities in the way of
development of its marvelous side.
It could be carried a little further ,
and the crowninc : incident be made
the death of the victim of the malev
olent hauntina ; rat.
A Self Inflating Life Saving
Belt.
In nautical circles a newly patent
ed life saving belt is attracting much
attention. This new apparatus
clasps around the body at the waist
Hue , and in its empty condition is
easily carried. To this girdle is at
tached a little iron flask , which con
tains carbonic acid or carburetted
hydrogen gas , the former mixed with
from 10 to 20 per cent , of pure alco
hol in order to prevent the chilling ot
the gases when filling the flask.
The hollow space in the belt has a
capacity of a little less than 100 En
glish quarts. Two hundredgrains of
fluid carbonic acid gas and twenty
grains of alcohol are required to fill
it. When the belt is to be used a
conveniently placed valve is opened
and fills at once with light gases.
According to scientific principles 100
liters of gas will displace the same
amount of water : that is to say , will
support in the water a weight cor
responding to 100 quarts , or , in oth
er words , about 200 pounds. Any
human being equipped \viththegirdle
has every prospect of success in a
combat wifjh the waves. New York
Journal.
A Hearty Eater.
A well known traveling agent for
a Philadelphia carriage paper has
carried off the honors for eating in
this cityIn a recent meal for him
self he consumed two whole chickens ,
fried Maryland style , five pounds ;
"
one extra" porterhouse steak , ten
ears of corn , one dozen tomatoes
sliced with onions , one quart stewed
potatoes nnd one dozen corn cakes.
He was the only man- who partook
of the meal , and he did not fall into
ashes when he finished. Cincinnati
Enquirer. .
A Bland But Shrewd Senator
Senator Sawyer , of Wisconsin , who
went out West nearly forty years
ago with two thousand dollars , the
savings of fifteen yeare , and is now
one of the richest men in the United
States Senate , has a large heart , and
a sharp eye for business , too. A
writer in the Minneapolis Tribune
relates that he once played a neat
trick uponsomeEastern speculators.
.Some years ago some Wisconsin
lands were advertised for sale under
the general law , and Senator Sawyer ,
then , as now a large Wisconsin land
holder , took care to post himself
thoroughly upon the value of each
parcel put up at auction. When the
sale day arrived a party of Eastern
capitalists on the lookout for a
speculation were on hand to bid.
They knew Sawyer , and in every in
stance they raised his bid. They felt
very much elated when they saw or
thought they saw a look of annoy
ance steal over his placid counte
nance as section atter section was
knocked down to them. They
bought nearly every parcel upon
which Sawyer set a price , and went
away delighted at their shrewdness.
Some years after , they visited-Wis-
consin and called upon Sawyer. He
was delighted to see them , and in
vited them to his house in Oshkosh
and treated them very hospitably.
They were going to look at the lands
they had purchased at the sale.
Sawyer chuckled as he shook each
by the hand , and invited them to
call again'when they came back.
They have not called to date.
The senator expected to meet sharp
ers at that sale , and so he got a
friend to bid on all the best lands for
him , and secured the good timber
lands offered.
The Eastern men still hold the ti-
bles to half the bogs in Wisconsin.
A Feast Celebrated by Duck
ing.
A swell Englishman arrived at
Burmah during the feast. He went
to call on one of the leading men of
Rangoon in a tall silk hat and black
clothes , and was met at the door by
a girl with a bucket of water. Thn
girl asked him in Burmese whether
he was observing the water feast ,
and he supposing that she wanted to
know whether he had come to see
her father nodded his head , and with
that nod this whole bucket of water
went over his silk hat and down the
back of his collar , completely drench
ing him. During the same time an
other party of Englishmen were told
that some girls were coming to throw
water on them. They had the ser
vants brin < r out the bath tub and
put it on the veranda , and when the
girls came they got possession of the
bath tub and splashed the English
men until one of them rushing in
seized one of the maidens and lifting
her up dropped her into the tub.
This was considered very impolite ,
and the young man who did it suf-
feiod by receiving no further atten
tion from the Burmese beauties.
Philadelphia Press.
An Italian's Ingenuity.
An Italian on the river bank has
solved the problem of giving his
children an outing with the least
possible exertion to himself. He
places his three children in a baby
carriage , to the handle of which a
rope about twenty feet long is tied.
The bank behind the house has a
gentle decline , so that a brisk push
from the father sends the carryall
flying down the grade. When the
water's edge is reached the vehicle's
flight is checked by a cord. But the
most remarkable part of the con
trivance is the goat which draws the
contrivance backup the inclined
backyard. The animal is made to
trot through a loner hall from one
end of the house to the other. Thus
the man can sit inside the iear out
side door of the hallway , away from
the sun's rays , steer the goat by a
well directed kick , while at the same
time the little ones are enjoying a
delightful toboggan slide amid the
refreshing breeze wafted across the
stream. Springfield Republican.
The Polite Frenchman.
When Gen. Morean was in the Unit
ed States he was once the victim
ot a very droll understanding. He
was present at a concert where a
piece was sung by the choir with the
refrain :
"To-morrow , to-morrow. "
Having a very imperfect knowledge
of English he fancied it to be a can
tata given in his honor , and thought
he distinguished the words :
' To Mpreau. to Moreau. "
Each time the refrain was repeated
he rose to his feet and gracefully
bowed on all sides , to the great as
tonishment of the audience , who did
not know what to make of it. Le
Figaro.
The Passion for Knowing.
Knowledge is valuable as a lever
to lift men and women to a higher
plane of being , but it is not in itself
the be-all and the end-all of existence.
The pasaion for knowing is superior
to the knowledge itself , but both to
gether are not sufficient to insure
the welfare of a nation. There must
also be the desire , the effort and the
wisdom so to use the knowledge as
to improve and exalt the character ,
and so to cultivate the whole nature
of those we teach as to make them
not only better scholars , but better
and nobler men and women. New
York Ledger. ,
PROCLAMATION.
WHEUKAS. A joint resolution was adopted
by the legislature of tlio stuto of Nebraska , nt
the twenty-llrst session thereof.and approved
February l.'kti. A. D. 1880 , proposing tin amend
ment to tlio constitution or sufd state , and'
that said amendment ahnll read us follows ,
to-wit :
St'Ctiqn 1 : Tbatnt the general election to beheld
held on the Tuesday succeeding the llrst Mon
day of November , A. 1) . 18SW. there sliull be
submitted to the electors of this state for ap
proval or rejection an amendment to the con
stitution of this stuto In words as follows :
"The manufacture , sale and keeping for sale
of Intoxicating liquors as a boveruirc ore for
ever prohibited in this state , and the legisla
ture shall provide by law for the enforcement
of this provision. " And there shall also at
said election be separately submitted to the
electors of this state for their approval or re
jection an amendment to the constitution of
the state In words us follows : "The nianii- ,
facture. sale and keeping for sale of intoxi
cating liquors us n beverage shall bo licensed
and regulated by law. "
Section 2 : At such election , on the ballot of
each elector voting for the proposed amend
ments to the c institution , shall bo written or
printed the words : "For proposed amend
ment to the constitution , ptohlbltlng the
manufacture , stile and keeping for sale of in
toxicating liquors us u beverage. " or "Against
the proposed amendment to the constitution
prohibiting the mamU'ueture.salo und keeping
lor sale of intoxicating liquors nsa beverage. "
There shall also he written or printed on the
ballot of each elector voting for the proposed
amendment to the constitution , the words :
"For proposed amendment to theconstitution
that the manufacture , sale and keeping for
sale of intoxicating liquors as u beverage in
this state shall be licensed and regulated by
law. " or "Agultist said proposed amendment
to the constitution that the manufacturesale
und keeping for sale of Intoxicating liquors as
a beverage shall bo licensed and regulated by
law. "
Section 3 : If either of the said proposed
amendments shall bo approved by it majority
of the electors voting at the said elect ion. then
it shall constitute section twenty-seven [ 271
of article 111 of the constitution of this state.
Therefore , I , John M. Thuyer , Governor of
the stale of Nebraska , do hereby give notice
in accordance with section one III article , fif
teen BI.'iI of the constitution and the provisions
of the act entitled "An act to provide the
niannorot proposlntr all amendments to the
constitution und submitting the same to the
electors of tfio state. " Approved February
115th , A. D. Ih77. that said proposed amend
ment will be submitted to the qualified voters
of this state for approval or rejection tit the
general election to be held on the 4th day of
November. A. D. 18SM ) .
In witness whereof I have hereunto set my
hand , and caused to bo nilixed the greut seal
of the statn of Nebraska. Done at Lincoln
this 20th day of July. A. D. 1MO. nnd the 24th
year of the state , and of the independence of
the United States the one hundred fifteenth.
By the Governor. JOHN SI. THA Y/EK ,
BENJAMIN II. COWOERV. 10 3mo.
I Secretary of Stnte.
PROCLAMATION.
WHEREAS. A joint resolution was adopted
by the legislature of the state of Nebraska , at
the twenty-llrst session thereof , and approved
March 30th , A. D. ISS'J , proposing an amend
ment to sections two. (21 ( four [ 4 ] and live [ 51
of Article six [ . ' 'I of the constitution of said
state , and that said section us amended shall
read as follows , to-wit :
Section 1 : That section two (2) ( ) of article six
(6) of the constitution of the state of Nebraska ,
be amended so as to read us follows :
"Section 2 : The supreme court shall consist
of live (5) ( ) judges , u majority of whom shall be
necessary to form a quorum or to pronounce
u decision. It shall'have original jurisdiction
in cases relating to revenue , civil cases in
which the state shall bo a party , mandamus ,
quo warranto , habeas corpus , and such appel
late jurisdiction as may be provided by law.
Sections : That section tour (4) ( ) of nrtic'o
six (0) ( ) . of the constitution of the state of Ne
braska , be amended so as to rend as follows :
Section 4. The judges of the supreme court
shal be elected by the electors of the state at
largo and their terms of ollicc , except as here
inafter provided , shall be tor a period of live
(3) ( ) years. "
Section 3 : That section five (3) ( of article six
[ 6) ) of the constitution of the state of Nebraska ,
bo amended so as to read as follows :
Sections : "At the flrst general election to
be held in the year lbl ! ) , and alter the adoption
of this amendment to the constitution , there
shall be elected three (3)judtres ( of the supreme
court , one of whom shall be elected for the
term of one (1) ) year , one forthe term of three
(3) ( ) years and one for the term of live (5) ( ) years ,
and at each general election thereafter theru
shall be elected one judge of the supreme
court for the term of five (5) years. Provided ,
that the judges of the supreme court whose
terms have not expired at the time of holding
the general election of 1891. shall continue to
iiold their office lor the remainder of-tho teim
forwhlch they were respectively elected un
der the present constitution. "
Section 4 : That each person voting in favor
of this amendment shall have written or print
ed upon his ballot the following :
"For the proposed amendment to the consti
tution relating to the number ofsupreme *
ludges. "
Therefore. I , John M. Thayer , Governor of
: he state of Nebraska do hereby give notice
n accordance with section one ( I ) article tif-
: een(15) ( ) , of the constitution , and the provis-
ons of the act entitled "An act to provide the
manner of proposing all amendments to the
constitution and submitting the same to the
electors of the state. " Approved February
13th , A. D. 1877 , that said proposed amend
ment will be submitted to the qualified voters
of the state for approval or rejection at the
general election to he held on the 4th day of
November. A. D. 18SW.
In witness whereof I have hereunto set my
land and caused to be nflixcd the great seal of
the state of Nebraska. Done at Lincoln this
Gth day of July. A. D. ISM. and the twenty-
fourth year of the state , nnd of the independ
ence of the United States the one hundred fif
teenth.
Ily the Govetnor , JOHN M. THAYEK.
BENJAMIN It. UOWDERV.
[ SEAL. ] Secretary of State.
PROCLAMATION.
WHEHEAS. A joint resolution was adopted
jy the legislature of the state of Nebraska , at
he twenty-first session thereof , and approved
March 30tb , A.I ) . ISb'J , proposing an amend
ment to Section Thirteen (13) ( ) of Article Six ( G )
of the constitution of sr.id state ; that said sec
tion as amended shall read as follows , to wit :
Section 1 : That section thirteen (13) ( of arti
cle six ( Oof the constitution of the state of
Nebraska be amended so as to read as follows :
Section 13 : The judges of the supreme
court shall each receive a salary of thirty-live
tundred dollars ( $3,500) ) per annum and the
udges of the district court shall receive a
salary of three thousand dollars ( $3.000) ) per
annum , and the salary of each shall be paya
ble quarterly.
Section 2 : Each person voting in favor of
his amendment shall have written or printed
upon his ballot the following :
"Forthe proposed amendment to tne consti
tution , relating to the salary of judges of the
supreme and district court. "
Therefore. I. John SI. Thayer. governor of
he state of Nebraska , do beteby give notice ,
n accordance with section one [ IJ article flf-
een [ 13 ] of the constitution , and the proVisions -
Visions of un act entitled : "An act to provide
he manner of proposing all amendments to
he constitution and submitting the same to
he electors of the state. " Approved Febru
ary 13th. A. D. 1877. that said proposed ampnd-
nentv/ill be submitted to the quahlled voters
of this state for approval or rejection , at the
general election to be held on the 4th day of
November. A. D. 1890.
In witness whereof I hnvp hereunto set my
mnd and caused to be affixed the great seal
) f the state of Nebraska. Done nt Lincoln ,
this 26th day of July. A. D. Ib'.H ) . and the twen
ty-fourth year ot the state , and of the Inde-
sendenceofthe United States the one hun
dred fifteenth.
By the Governor. JOHN M. THAYEK.
BENJAMIN R. COVDEHV.
[ SKAL.1 Secretary of State.
Hurrah for Huber !
I am prepared to do all kinds of work ,
such as contracting and excavating , tree
ilanting. Carpet-laying u specialty ;
en years experience. All work guar
anteed. Leave orders at this office.
FBANK HUBER , JR.
KILPATRICK 1HIQTHER& .
Boraci branded on left hip or loft sbonldn
F. O. address.Imparlal ,
Chase county , nnd Beat
rice , Neb. itanco. Stink *
Injc. Wntor nnd French
man creeks. Chose Co-
Nebraska.
Brand as cut on side of
aorno animals , on hip anl
aides of some , or an )
thn nlmnl.
To euro Biliousness , Sick Headacuo , Consti
pation , Malaria , Liver Complaints , takft
r tha aale and certain rczsedj ,
SMITH'S
BILE BEANS
Use the SSIAM , Size (40 UUli Beans loth *
bottle ) . THET ABB TUB MOST CONVENIENT.
Snl-tntolo 4oxmiUL Afftm.
Price of either size , 2Sc. per Bortle.
J , F.SHITH & CO.JUk nof"BILBBlUM3/fST. LSUIS M9.
J. S. McBEAYER ,
House Mover Drayman ,
HcCOOK , NEBo ,
13 ? " House and Safe Moving 6 Spco
jalty. Orders for Draying left at tha
Huddleaton Lumber Yard Trill recehr *
prompt attention.
F. D. BURGESS ,
PLUMBING ,
Steam and Hot Water Heating ;
North Main Aronue ,
McCOOK , - - .NEBRASKA.
C27 A stock of best grades of Hoie. Law * ,
Sprinklers , Hose Keels and Hose Fixture *
ooBttantiy.onband. All work receive * prompt
attention.
DRYSDALE , ]
LEADER JN
HONESTPRIGES !
And what la of more Importance ,
Quality---and--
Why not have a suit that fits yout
tvhen one which is both stylish and
serviceable can be bought for $22.00-
A pair of trowsers which are realty
elegant , DRYSDAI/E will build you fo >
$5. Fine fabrics cost but little at
YRYSDALE'S now , less than misfits in
jict. Look him over. You will plac *
your order. Save money. Peel better
and look better. Buying for cash an <
light expenses does the business ai '
ALLEN'S TRANSFER ; v ,
Bus , Baggage 0 Dray Line ,
F. P. ALLEN , Prop. ,
r - McCOOK , NEBRASKA. .
*
larBest Equipped In the Cltr. Leave orderf
at Comaierciai Hotel. Good well water fup
atehcH on short riolioa.
I will buy stock cattle of any age ,
from calves up. Also , stock hogs.
At Brush creek ranch , 34 miles
southeast of McCook , Neb.
J . B. J1ESERTE
RA. COLE
,
. Leading Merchant Tailor.
Will sell English , Scotch , French
and American cloths AT COST for
the next sixty days. Come and get
a first-class suit of clothes cheap.
It is a rare chance. Shop two doors
wes * of the Citizens Bank , McCook ,
Nebraska.