The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 03, 1890, Image 2

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    What is
Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants
and Children. It contains
neither Opium , Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute
for Paregoric , Drops , Soothing Syrups , and Castor OH.
It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years * use by
Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys "Worms and allays
feverishncss. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd ,
cures Diarrhoea and "Wind Colic. Castoria relieves
teething troubles , cures constipation and flatulency.
Castoria assimilates the food , regulates the stomach
and bowels , giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas
toria is the Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend.
Castoria. Castoria.
" Castoria is an excellent medicine
for chil "
Castoria is so well adapted to children that
.
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told mo of its
I recommend it
as superior to
any prescription
good effect upon thenchildren. . " known to . "
me.
Da. G. C. OSOOOD , H. A , ABCHER , M. D. ,
Lowell , Mass. Ill So. Oxford St. , Brooklyn , N. Y.
" Castoria is the best remedy for children of " Our physicians in the children's depart
which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not ment have spoken highly of their experi
far distant when mothers will consider the real ence in their outside practice with Castoria ,
interest of their children , and use Castoria in and although wo only have among our
stead of the various quack nostrums which are medical supplies what is known as regular
destroying their loved ones , by forcing opium , products , yet we are freeto confess that the
morphine , soothing syrup and other hurtful merits of Castoria has won us to look with
agents down their throats , thereby sending favor upon it. "
them to premature graves. " UNITED HOSPITAL AND DISPENSARY ,
Do. J. F. KmcnELOE , Boston , Mar . .
Conway , Ark. ALLEN C. SIOTH , Ptes. ,
The Centaur Company , 77 Murray Street , New Tort City.
trcf e Frorat jbtverij iptaftf <
- IE-
The Best Equipment in the Republican Valley.
W. 0. BULLARD & CO.
LIME , HARD
CEMENT , LUMBER.HARD AND
DOORS , LUMBER.
BLINDS.LUMBER. . SOFT
BLINDS. COAL.
O
RED CEDAR AND OAK POSTS.
u. J. WARREN , MANAGER.
Li
= DEALERS IN :
UMBER !
Sash , Doors , Blinds , Lime , Cement ,
EAKD AND SOFT COAL.
HUMPHREYS'
DR. HCMTHHETS' SPECIFICS arc scientifically and
carefully prepared prescriptions ; used for many
rears Inprivatepractlcotvfthsuccessandforovcr
Milrtyyearsusedby the people. Every single Spc-
Iflc is a special euro for the disease named.
These Specifics cure vrlthout drugging , pnrg-
Inz or reducing the system , and arp lu fact ami
deed the sovereign remedies of the \vorla.
USTOKPEKCIPALXCS. CURES. PRICES.
1 Fevers , Congestion. Inflammation. . . .25
a Worms , \Vormlc\er. Worm Colic. . .i45
a Cryine Colic , orTcethlogof Infants . 5
4 Diarrhea , of Children or Adults . 25
3 Jlraentery , Griping. Bilious Colic . . .25
Cholera Slorbus , Vomiting . 25
7 CongkK , Cold , Uronchltls . . . . 25
8 Neuralgia , Toottiache.Faceache. . . . .25
Headaches , SlckHeadache. Vertigo .25
JO 9 Dyspepsia , Bilious Stomach. . . . . . . . . .25
11 Suppressed or Painful Periods. .25
1 ' Whites , too Profuse Periods. . . . 25
I'l CronpTcough. DlfflcnltBreathlng. . . . ,25
1 * Saftfthennii Erysipelas , Eruptions. .25
15 Rheumatism , Kneumatlc iPalns . 25
and A , Chills , Malaria . 50
Fever sue
17 115 Piles , Blind or Bleeding. . . . . . . . . . . - .50
| q Catarrh , Influenza. ColdlntheHead .50
. .50
M > Whoopine Coush , Violent Coughs.
24 HVncTnl Debility. Physical Weakness .50
"
27 .
sts , or sent postpaid on receipt
t iUSUAU (114 pages )
8 i P E C I F IJO
Children. Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
THE WHITE LINE TRANSFER ,
W. M. ANDERSON ,
PROPRIETOR.
The best equipment in the city. Orders left
at tbe office on L-nver Main Avenue will re
ceive prompt attention.
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
When Baby was sick , vre gave her Castoria.
When she \ras a Child , she cried tor Castoria ,
When she became Hiss , she clung to Castoria. ,
When she bad Children , she gave them Castoria.
FOR MEN ONLY !
[ For 10BT or FAILING MANHOOD ;
general and NEBVOUB DEBILITY ;
JWeakseuof Body and Mind , Effects
. JUof Errorior EiceMM in Older Yotatf.
BobDIt , H bl * BAXHOOD Mr Beitoni. Hew ( talent ail
ltn rUi > WKiK , CRDETEUOriD OBOAS9 * PARTS OF BOOT.
AbMlntelr u.f llf HOBB TRKATMKXT-B tlU U a < J J.
InUtUtj from 10 8UUiaadr rtlfaC iitrie * . ITrlUtfctn.
Bncriptlt * Bock , npluuUn aa < proof * Balled ( MiMfrM
* * * rmCR1EMEOICALCO. , BUFFALOH. Y.
PROCLAMATION.
Wnr.UEAS , A joint resolution was adopted
by the Icglslatuie of the stute of Nebraska , itt
the twonty-llrst session thereofand approved
February 13th , A. D. IBM ) , proposing an amend
ment to the constitution or sttld state , and
that said amendment shall read as follows ,
to-wit :
Section I : Tl'iitat the general election to be
held on the Tuesday succeeding the IIrat Mon
day of November , A. D. 38UU , there snail be
submitted to tbu electors ol this state tor ap
proval or rejection an amendment to the con
stitution of this state in words as follows :
"The manufacture , sale and keeping tor sale
of Intoxicating- liquors as a beveraure are for
ever prohibited In this state , and tbe legisla
ture shall provide by law for the enlorccinonl
of this provision. " And there shall also at
said election be separately submitted to the
electors of this state lor their approval or re
jection an amendment to the constitution of
the state in words as follows : "Tho manu
facture , sale and.keeping for sale of intoxi
cating liquors as a beverage shall bo licensed
and regulated by law. "
Section" : At such election , on the ballot of
each elector voting for the proposed nmenfc
ments to the c institution , shall be written or
printed the words : "For proposed amend
ment to the constitution , piohibiling the
manufacture , sale and keeping lor sale of in
toxicating liquors as a beverage. " or "Against
the proposed amendment to the constitution
prohibiting the nianuIiicturc , sale and keeping
tor sale of Intoxicating liquors as a beverage. "
There shall also be written or printed on the
ballot of each elector voting for the pioposed
amendment to the constitution , the words :
"For proposed amendment to theconsluution
that the manulactiire. sale and keeping lor
sale of intoxicating liquors as a beverage in
this state shall bo licensed and regulated by
law , " or "Against said proposed amendment
to the constitution that the manufacturesale
and keeping for sale of inioxlcatlngllqiiois as
a beverage shall bo licensed and regulated by
law , "
SectionS : If either of the said proposed
amendments shall bo approved by a majority
of the electors voting at the said elect ion. then
It shall constitute section twenty-seven
of article III of the constitution of this state.
Therefore. I. John M. Thayer. Governor of
I the state of NobiasUa. do hereby give notice
in accordance with section ono nil article fif
teen B15J of the constitution and the provisions
of the act entitled "An act to provide the
manner ot proposing alt amendments to the
constitution and submitting the same to the i
electors of the state. " Approved February '
HHIi , A. D. Ib77 , that said proposed amend
ment will be submitted to the qualified voters
of this state for approval or rejection at the
irencral election to bo held on tbe 4th day of
November. A. D. IS'.iO.
In witness whereof I have hereunto set my
hand , and caused to be affixed the great seal
of the state of Nebraska. Done at Lincoln
this 20th day of July. A. D. 1890. and the 24th
year of the state , and of the independence of
the United States the ono hundred fifteenth
By the Governor. JOHN M. Til A VEIt ,
BENJAMIN It. COWDERY. 10 Umo.
Secretary of State.
PROCLAMATION.
S. A joint resolution was adopted
by the legfblature of the state of Nebraska , at
the twenty-flist session thereof , and approved
March 3Uth , A D. 18S9 , proposing an amend
ment to sections two , 121 lour L4 ] and flve (5 ( |
of Article six L''l of the constitution of said
state , and that said section as amended shall
read as follows , to-wit :
Section 1 : That section two (2) ( ) of article six
(6) ( ) of tbe constitution of t he btuto of Nebraska ,
be amended so as to lead as follows :
"Section 2 : Tue supi cine court shall consist
of flve (5) ( ) judgt-s , a majority of whom shall be
necessary 10 lorm a quorum or to pronounce
< i decision It bhall have original jurisdiction
in cases relating to revenue , civil cases in
which the state bli.ill be a party , mandaraas ,
quo warranto , habeas corpus , and such appel
late jurisdiction as may be provided by law.
Section 2 : 'Jhat section lour (4) ( of article
six (0) ( ) , ot tbe constitution of the state of Ne
braska , be amended so as to read as follows :
Section 4. The judges of the supreme court
shal be elected by the electors ot the state at
large and their terms of otlice , except as here
inafter provided , shall bo for a period of live
(5) ( ) years. "
Section 3 : That section flve (5) ( ) of article six
(6) ( ) of the constitution of the state of Nebraska ,
be amended so as to read as follows :
Sections : "At the first jreneral election to
bo held in the year IbOl , and after the adoption
of tliis amendment to the constitution , there
shall be elected three (3)judres ( of the supreme
court , one of whom shall be elected for the
term of one (1) ) year , ono forthe terra of three
(3) ( ) years aid one for the term of flve ( o ) years ,
and at each general election thereafter there
shall bo elected one judge of the supreme
court for the term ot flve (5) ( ) years. Provided ,
that the judges of the supreme court whose
terms huvn not expired at the time of holding
the general election of IS'Jl , shall continue to
hold their office for the remainder of the term
forwhich they were respectively elected un
der the present constitution. "
Section 4 : That each person voting in favor
of this amendment shall have written or print
ed upon bis ballot tltc following :
"For the proposed amendment to the consti
tution relating to the number of supreme
judges. "
Therefore. I , John M. Thayer , Governor of
the state of Nebraska do hereby give notice
in accordance with section one (1 ( ; article fif
teen (15) ( ) . of tbe constitution , and the provis
ions of the act entitled "An act to provide the
manner of proposing all amendments to the
constitution and submitting the same to the
Hectors of the state. " Approved February
13th. A. D. 1877. that said proposed amend
ment will be submitted to the qualified voters
of the state for approval or rejection at the
general election to be held on the 4th day of
November. A. D. 1690.
In witness whereof I have hereunto set my
hand and caused to he attixed the great seal of
the state of Nebraska. Dune at Lincoln this
16th day of July. A. D. 1890. and the twenty-
fourth year of the state , and of the independ
ence of the United States the one hundred fif
teenth.
Hv the Goveinor , JOHN M. THAYEU.
BENJAMIN It. COWDEIIY ,
[ SEAL. ] Secretary ot State.
PROCLAMATION.
WHEREAS. A joint resolution was adopted
by the legislature of the state of Nebraska , at
the twenty-first session thereof , and approved
March 30th , A. D. 1889 , proposing an amend
ment to Section Thirteen (13) ( of Article Six (0) (
of the constitution ol sc.iil state ; that said sec
tion as amended shall read as follows , to wit :
Section 1 : That section thirteen (33) ( ) of arti
cle six ( G ) of the constitution of the state of
Nebraska be amended so as to read as follows :
Section 13 : The judges of the supreme
court shall each receive a salary of thirty-five
hundred dollars ( $3,500) ) per annum and the
judges of tbo district court shall receive a
salary of three thousand dollars ( $3.000) ) per
annum , , and the salary ot each shnll be paya
ble quarterly.
Section 2 : Kach person voting in favor of
this amendment shall have written or printed
upon his ballot the following :
"For the proposed amendment to the consti
tution , relating to the salary of judges of the
supreme and district coin t. "
Therefoie. I , John M. Thiiyer , governor of
the state of Nebraska , do hereby giv notice ,
in accordance with section one [ I ] article fif
teen [ 15 ] of the constitution , and tbe pro
visions of an act entitled : "An act to provide
the manner ot proposing all ampudnifiits to
the constitution and pulmutting the same to
the electors of DIP state. " Approved Febru
ary 13ih. A. D. 187T. that paid proposed amend
ment will tie submitted to the qualified voters
of this state for appioval or rejection. t the
geneial election to be held on the 4th day of
November , A. D. 1SHO.
In witness whereof 1 have hereunto get my
hand and caused to be affixed the meat seal
of the state of Nebraska. Hone at Lincoln ,
this 20th day of July. A. D. 1890. and th > twen
ty-fourth year ot the state , and < > f the Inde
pendence of the United States the one bun-
KoV'ernrr. ' JOHN M. TH.VYEU.
BENJAMIN H. rownanY.
[ SBAr , . ] Peci etary of btnte.
I am prepared to do all kinds of work ,
such as contracting and excavatinjr , tree
planting. Carpet-laying a specialty ;
ten years experience. All work guar
anteed. Leave orders at this office.
FttANIC IIUBER ,
KILPATRICK BROTHERS.
Horses branded on left hip or left ehouldei
P. O. address. Impsrlal ,
Chase county , and Beat
rice , Neb. itnnsre. Slink *
lag Water and French'
man creeks , Chase Co.-
Nebraska.
Brand as cut on sldo of
some animals , on hip anf
sides of some , or anj
thn nnlmnl
To euro Biliousness , Sick Headache , Conitt *
patlon , Malaria , Liver Complaints , take
the eafo end certain remedy ,
" " '
SMITH'S
TPse the 8BIAIX Size (40 little Beans to the
bottle ) . THET ARK TUB MOST CONVENIENT.
Suitable ± ox * All \-sf > '
Price "of either size , S5c. per Bortle.
J.F.SMITH&CO.Uikeno"BILSB AKS"ST.LOUIS MO.
J. S. McBRAYER ,
House Mover Drayman ,
McCOOK , NEB *
t3jT House and Safe Moving a Spec
ialty. Orders for Draying left at the
Huddleaton Lumber Yard will receire
prompt attention.
F. D. BURGESS ,
PLUR3RING.
Steam and Hot Water Heating ,
North Main Avenue ,
McCOOK , - - KEBRASKA.
& A stock of best grades of Hose. Law *
Sprinklers , Hose Heels and Hose Fixture *
constantly on band. All work receives prompt
attention.
DRYSDALE ,
LEADER 8N
E0I !
And what ia of more importance ,
Qualityand - : - Style
Why not have a suit that fits you ,
when one which is both stylish and
serviceable can be bought for $22.00
A pair of trowsers which are realty
elegant , DRYSDALE will build you foi
$5. Fine fabrics cost but little at
YSVSDALE'S now , less than misfits in
l-ct. Look him over. You will plac *
your order. Save money. Feel bettei
and look better. Buying for cash ant ?
light expenses does the business &i
DEYSDALE'S.
ALLEN'S TRANSFER ,
Bus , Baggage Dray Line ,
F. P. ALLEN , Prop. ,
McCOOK , NEBRASKA.
| 3P B st Equipped in the City. Leave ordcrt
at Commercial Hotel. Good well water fin-
Ubed on short noticn.
I will buy stock cattle of any age ,
from calves up. Also , stock hogs.
At Brush creek ranch , 3 miles
southeast of McCook , Neb.
J. B. MESERYE.
R. A. COLE
,
Leading Merchant Tailor.
Will sell English , Scotch , French
and American cloths AT COST foi
the next sixty days. Come and get
a first-class suit of clothes cheap.
It is a rare chance. Shop two doors
west o ? the Citizens Bank , McCook ,
Nebraska.
Two Pairs of Shoes
Perhaps if Ishould tell abtsut a Con
federate pair of shoos or rather two
pairs of shoes it would reveal sonio
interesting incidents about my life as
a prisoner of war , and of my escape
Irom the Southern prisons.
One day in September , ISG-t , I was
sitting up against the brick wall
Some fifteen feet high , that inclosed
the Charleston jailyard , and busily
engaged in poring over a volume of
Thomas Jefferson's works that be
longed to our small prison library ,
and that had been given us by some
body in the South disposed in a
friendly way toward us. Of course ,
I was inside of the wall. Ifc afforded
me something to lean against , while
the ground was amply good enough
to sit upon. The wall also afforded
shelter from the sun , and the place I
most frequently occupied was almost
directly beneath agallows that hadno
doubt often done duty in punishment
forthecrimeof murder. We prisoners
ofwarwere in the yard both day and
night and at the same time in the jail
itself were confined men under arrest
for criminal offenses committed in the
city. One night , on the occasion of
a very severe storm , I spent in * the
jail , very glad to get its shelter. On
the occasion to which I now refer ,
when I was communing with the
literary remains of Thomas Jeffer
son , one of the city prisoners from
inside the jail came among the
Northern prisoners desiring to sell a
pair of shoes. I had on a pair of
boots pretty thoroughly worn out ,
but which still had a commercial
value on account of the tops , which
could be made into uppe-rs for shoes.
It did not take long for the city
prisoner and myself to get into a
negotiation for a purchase and ex
change. The price of the shoes was
$30 in Confederate money. I finallv
took them , giving my boots and # 20
in Confederate money for them.
They were of no great value , as the
uppers were made from soit leather
from bootlegs , but they served to
tide me over some pretty trying cir
cumstances. The weather soon be-
rriii fn oror. pr nl ntid xv < r nnlfl nr f-
habitually go barefooted as we had
done during the hot weather.
When I got to Wallhalla on my es
cape , late in November , my shoes
having served me for 180 miles foot
travel , besides having been a number
of weeks in prison , they were in a
condition for no further service. Wa
ter , and some snow that we had had ,
had as free access to my feet as
though I had no shoes , the one pur
pose they were serving being that
the soles , such as they were , kept my
feet from being bruised. Our hostafc
Wallhalla saw the dilapidated con
dition of what 1 had on my feet , and
which were not in a condition to
hold further together , and produced
for me an entire ! } ' new pair of shoes ,
firtnty made and of good leather.
To be sure their size was tens , while
my size was sevens , but in the incon
gruity of things inside of the Confed
erate States at this time no import
ant note was to be made of this ;
and as I could tie them tightly
around my instep , I thought , and
I certainly had , obtained a great
prize. On the first night out
from Wallhalla there was either a
heavy Irost or a light snow , my
memory not serving me now perfect
ly regarding it , and my heels would
so ball up that it was very difficult
for mo to walk. Consequently I
kicked away to get rid of the balls.
Soon a heel came clean off one of the
shoes. Now I was certainly in a very
bad plight for walking , and so I
kicked industriously with the other
foot , and this was soon minus a heel.
From this time on no one was more
comfortably shod on the journey
than was I.
Our host had given me the shoes
in the kindness of his heart. I had
a silver watch with me , which was
a good one and which I had man-
aired to keep through my prison ex
perience. It needed a slight repair
to set it going , but it vuis a valuable
piece of property in the Confederacy
in those days. I presented this to
our host. It was a great source of
congratulation between himself and
his wife , as it was worth lour or five
hundred dollars in Confederate money
and would relieve them of a pecuniary
embarrassment by enemies which on
account of known or suspectqd
Unionism on their part was the more
harassing.
Lost to Sight.
Gen. Sheridan was not a tall man ,
though he had a commanding pres
ence. While he was an under oliicer
he was one day drilling a company ,
and was annoyed by the nnsoldierly
appearance of a tall , round shoulder
ed Irish recruit.
"Don't stand in that way , " Sheri
dan finally exclaimed. "You look
like a Chinaman doubled over a
washtub. Straighten up form erect ,
chest out and chin elevated. Like
this ! "
Then the officer gave the man a
superb exan.nle of the perfect soldier
in parade men nent , his eyes fixed
unalterably away from earthly
things.
"An" its slhraight ahid I'll IH
afther lookSn' all tlv toirnp' ' " ' a.slcni
the recriut. ignoring1 down at } t\ \ * -u-
perior ofhuer. witii a twinkle in hs :
eye.
eye."Yes : if you tiu'iin to be a ros-'pce
table sold IT. ( : ! ; i nly. ' '
The Irishman pu.ifd himself o-it
like a i i i > nn , and M 'ppin r off die
moasuivii "IliLrht ! ' "l-eltJ" he HX-
claimeil , "WVil. jrood-bcii to ye. lef-
tcnnnt : I'il niver si > e ye agin. "
Youth's Comp.-iniou.
The Age of Mules.
"How long do mules live ? " repent
ed the major , as ho placed his feet on
the railing of the hotel veranda and
blow into the air , slowly and rellec-
tively , a vast cloud of fragrant to
bacco smoke ; "well , I don't know. I
never saw a mule die , and I never
saw a dead mule. But for all that
I'm hardly prepared to say that they
live forever. "
"Tell us about Colonel Waterman's
mule , " broke in the doctor , extract
ing a beautiful meershaunv from its
case. "I think none of the others
have ever heard that story , and I
assure you , gentlemen , it is as good
as a fish story. "
"It's not much of a story and it's
true. At the beginning of the war
Colonel Waterman had an old mule
by the name of Jenny. As the col
onel had an opportunity to sell the
animal at a good figure , he did so.
To be sure , Jenny had been in his
family so many years that she
seemed like a member of it , but $ .50
is not to be sneezed at for an old
mule , so the colonel put all senti
mental feelings aside and let her gofer
for $30. '
"That was just before the war ? "
queried the landlord , standing in the
door. 1
"Yes , just before the war , " con
tinued the major. d
"In the exciting times which fol
lowed of course old Jenny was en
tirely forgotten. About ten years
after the war was all over the colonel
concluded he would like a young ,
lively mule. After a great deal of
experimenting he bought one that
just suited him. Among other good
qualities it looked just as Jenny did
when she was .young. The colonel's
son Frank happened to come home
on a visit a day or t wo after the
purchase. The morning after his
arrival he wandered out to the stable
to see the new mule. In about 10
minutes he returned and asked :
'Father , what did vou pay for that
mule ? ' :
" dollars " the
"Seventy-five , replied
colonel.
"Frank burst out laughing and ex
claimed : 'That's just § 45 more than 41
vnn snlrl lior
"And sure enough the colonel's
young inulo was none other .than old
Jenny. "
"I never thought to ask yon , " said
the doctor , re-lighting his pipe ,
whether Jenny is still alive or not. "
' 'She was a year ago , " replied the
major promptly , "but was beginning
to look a libtlo weary. There's no
way , " he added , moralizingly , "of
telling the age either of a mule or a
negro. " Chit-ago Herald.
Getting Back on a Practical
Joke.
Next to a dog that amuses himself
<
by barking all night a rooster that
persist in exercising his voice is na
ture's own nuisance , especially when
the rooster lives in town. A banker
who used to live next door to Dr.
Jim White , in Richmond. Ya. , owned
two little bantam roosters that he
had taught to crow for a grain of
corn. He would take a double-
handful of corn out into his back
porch , lift his hand and the chickens
would crow. Then lie would give a
rain to each of them. This would
be continued until all the rorn was
exhausted and the roosters Avere
"hoarse. This sort of thing annoyed
Dr.Vhite. . He didn't mind thequal-
ity of the noise , but ho objected to 1
the quantity. One day a medical
student dropped into his office about
the time the serenade began.
"I'd give § 5 to shut off that infer
nal noise , " said the doctor.
"You can do it for loss than that. "
said the student. "Why don't you
entice them into your back yara
some time when old Ruff is down
town , catch them and cut their vocal
chords ? "
"By Jove ! That's the thing. Come
around to-morrow at eleven o'clock
and assist me in the operation. "
The next day at the appointed
hour the student was in the office on
time ; so were the roosters.
Within two minutes one vocal chord
of each chicken was cut and then the i
birds were tossed over the fence to
their home. At noon the owner came i |
out on his porch for his daily amuse ?
ment. Whiteand thestudentwiitehed i
him through a crack in the fence. lie
lifted his hand and the little squall-
J1
ers reared back and went through
the motions , but did not utter a
sound. The hanker lifted his hand
again , with the same result. He went
out into thpyard and walked around
his pets , but hf couldn't see anything
wrong. Then he called his wife and
the two made a critical examination.
He made them go through their
pantomime for an hour and got dis-
"sted. He tried it every day for a
week and then killed the roostersand
ate them. "When he found 0:11 six
months afterwards \\hafc Whit- had
lone he bought two large donkey-
voiced parrots , trained them losav
Dr. White" and -White is aii
ass" and hung their cages in his buck
jorch.
White moved in a week. Pioneer
Press.
A World's Fair Curiosity.
'rom the Chicago Times.
Koine one suggests that if Chicago
\vanN an attraction for the World's
Fair slit * -nonid raise the old .Moni
tor , now lyinii Mink off Cape II.-itto
rus , and set it up on the exposition
grounds. Not so bad an ide : , per
haps , but l.y ar tlie jjreutc.st cu
riosity which could be procured lor
the fair would be a man who has not
advised Cnicairo what the greatest
attraction she rould get would be :