A LOVE LETTER. A Jotter , lovr , n letter , love , I Bond to you n. letter. Anil cvory IMIC'H a link , my love , And every woid's n ictter To bind your licnrt , liy IOVO'H own art , To ono who lovrfl you bolter Than all the world. Although botwrtn Your rity nnd liis pruirlo A tlioiiKand miles do intervene , Fnlr fiincy proven n fnir.y. * To brinpryonr face , your tender grace , Your truth that cannot vary. .A letter , love , n letter , love , 1 mennt to write a letter. -And every line a link should b , And every word a fetter , To bind your henrt , by love's own art , To ono \f\o loves you better Thnn nil the world. But still I pause , With prcrioiiH moments palter , And four to tll you nil becauf-e I fear to fail and alter. Like one uho IU.VH , with humble gaze , Ilis tribute on nn ultar. So tnko the few poor words I send , And read the lines between , dear , And like a lenient liuly lend Your love to make them mean , dear. All lips would speak to brow and cheek Could heart bhold its queen , dear ! Kato II , Clcary in XL-W York Ledger. FELL IM'O A GEYSER. -From the San Franciboo Examiner. WAS talking over mines and great discoveries with a lot of old prospectors the other day and some one men tioned the great silver ledge re cently uncovered by a lucky pros- pector on the 'hills back of the Llano Diablo , when one of the party , whose name I am not at liberty to mention , old the following tale , and vouched for its -truth. I gave it in his own words : "I was one ofthe first prospectors that ever wenb into that country , andyo'ucan bet your pack mule that it is rich in mineral. We took up some claims there , but the Apaches drove us out , and I never went back. J had an adventure there , though > that I'm not likely to forget , and it was worse than any Indian attack while it lasted. "The Llano Din bio , " he said , "is really an isolated valley formed by the dividing of the great Sierra Madre , in Northern Chihuahua. They call it the Devils Plain , and it deserves the name. It was in ' 74 that we went in there 200 miles from a settlement- We had made some good locations ; and were about to get out , thinkin- &o come back after the Apaches were Bettled. You could hear the noise from the geysers on the Llano any where around there ; and I made up my mind to get a close look at the extraordinary place before I went back. None of the boys cared to go , so I started out alone from camp at daybreak. "The hills that separated the Llano from our camping place were not very high and I rode over. For a few miles there was nothing particu lar to notice except that the roaring in the air grew louder and thatabso- lutely nothing , not even a cactus or .a mesquite bush , grew on the hills. My horse trotted on unconcernedly -over the first white hill and then I began to notice how hollow his hoof Jbeats sounded. The country was SIMPLY A SHELL , , * nnd it seemed to me that this crust . must be pretty thin to ring back hol low like that. I got a little scared . - and made up my mind to walk the irest of the way. "I anchored my horse to a bowlder , and clambered up to the nearest . .ridge ahead. J'Then I saw the Llano Diablo. " "It was worth all my climbing , Itell ; ; you. The plain is an irregular trian rgJe , probably ten miles long on the longest side and half as wide. It was covered over with mounds and "tooles , and looked like the surface of a kettle of mush that had frozen be fore it had stopped boiling. All " ) f these mounds and holes had been .geysers , but all except a bunch of probably half a hundred in the cen ter of the plain wereno longer active. But these made noise and disturb- since enough , lean tell you. They .roared out of the mounds so that ? the mountains really shook. First -one , would shoot up with a fearful oioise , two or three more would join -in the chorus , a dozen others would jump up , and then of a sudden they would all stop and another set would begin their music. They were a bout two miles from me , and as far as I could judge the strongest of them sent its waters up at least a hundred feet. I had lots of time , so Ithought I would get a close view. I got down to the plain and started across dts white , cracked and crumbled sur face. I found that I could not get within 100 yards of the biggest ispouter , as to mound about it was altogether too steep. I got pretty close to some of the others and de scended right to the margin of a boiling pond. "THE GIANT FOUNTAINS were sprouting all around me .and I was drenched by the 'wcrm spray that the wind Jblew from the columns of water. I -saw them sprout up and then subside - -side and I wondered what became of this active water after the eruption. 'This I made up my mind to find out ; if I-could. ' A hundred yards or so P -west of me there wafl a mound that did not eeem so very high. I saw the tig jet of water subside into , this mound just then und started on a run toward it. "In ten minutes 1 was on the mound , und looking ; down into a basin as smooth as the inside of one of these globes they keep gold-fish in. It was just a monster washba sin , while and polished as porcelain. In the middle of it was a shaft , round like a well , and about four feet across. 'What first attracted my atten tion to this particular geyser was the strange noises that come from it. Most of the spouters jusb roar ed for a little , and then screamed , and then whistled , and then all three together. I stood on the edge list ening to the strange rumblings that came from the shaft. "Suddenly there was a sound as of five hundred windows smashing. "The brittle overhanging edge upon - on which I stood crumbled under me. 1 tried to save myself , but more broke off , and in nn instant I' was sliding down the funnel toward the shaft. I tried to stop myself by jam ming my fingers into the side , but I might as well have tried to catch hold of the clouds. The sides were as hard and smooth as glass , and I simply broke off my finger-nails. I did not slide so very fast , so 1 could think , but I was powerless to arrest my progress. It was about fifty feet that I had to slide before I went into that hole , and down I went , gaining speejrl to every foot. No toboggan ever shot over a jump-off faster than I shot into the shaft. "l JUST KNEW I WAS A GOXER. I shut my eyes , was cognizant of that sinking feeling , lost my breath , and then _ ttT J j. stopped witii ajoit tnac almost jerked my head off. About fifteen feet below the mouth of this avenue to the center of the earth the shaft contracted so that there was only a couple of feet for me to fall through. I didn't drop squarely , sol didn't gc through. A choke in the throat ol the shaft was doubtless the cause oi the strange sounds that I had heard come from it. Strange to say , ] thought of that even before ] thought of getting out. Soon , ol course , I got my head back , found ] was whole , nnd determined to get out. That was as far as I got. The sides of the shaft were of polished si lica. There was neither crevice nor projection by which I could raise myself. "How did I feel ? Don't ask me. How would you feel if you were like a cork in a bottle ? Only fifteen feet from liberty and safety , and yet as securely a prisoner as if you" were chained to the bottom of the Pacific ocean. "I didn't give up right away. I tried to get my knees against the other side of the shaft and work up like a chimney sweep in a flue , but it was no go. The shaft was too wide. Then I got out my knife a good , hard , steel bowie and tried to chip the wall. That knife might as well have been paper for all the impres sion I could make on those GLASS-LIKE WALLS. I kept on , though , until my knife slipped and cut my fingers and then fell through the orifice at my feet and splashed into the water fifty feet deeper. That impelled me to look down. The narrow place in the well that had saved me was only a few feet ; below it the shaft widened again. It was perfectly white and the water was at the bottom. While I looked down there was a gigantic sob and the water vanished , leaving black nothingness in its place. "Pretty soon it was back again and it began to sing. That shaft must have connected with every horrible rible cavern under the earth's crust , and from every one of them came a noise. "After a while , though I'knew there was no one to hear me , I shouted for help. "As the sound left my lips the water seemed to leap toward me. They jumped convulsively a foot or more nnd then subsided. Then back came my scream for help , ten times louder than I had uttered it. It seemed as if in every cavern there was a giant fiend who mocked me. That noise made my hair rise and for a time I was quiet. "Then I began to do some hard thinking. If I didn't get out pretty shortly the water would come up to spout and I would be drowned like a rat in a hole. Hooked down at the water : it wassteamingand bubbling. I was counting to much on my luck. Instead of drowning , if I stayed there , I would be boiled alive like a lobster in a kettle. "I couldn't get out myself ; some body had to come to my help. I took out my revolver and put it to my head. Then an idea occurred to me. There were six shots in the pistol tel , why not fire off five in an en deavor to attract the attention of some one who might the chance was a wretchedly faint one be near enough to hear. So I BANGED AAV AY. At every shot that devil water jumped forme , and theechoes roared and thundered in the caverns as if they would burst the whole country wide open. 'At last the fiveshots were gone. I waited , but noansweriug shot came. Then I swore ; then I cried ; then I put the muzzle of the gun in my mouth , tried to pray and pulled the trigger. I was surprised to find myself alive. My last cartridge had proved defec tive and failed to explode. I could not even commit suicide. "The pistol followed the knife to the bottom of the abyss. That seemed to affront the devil of the pit. The bubbling humming ceased , and instead there came up to me a low , fierce roar that utterly destroyed any ; nerve I had left. I saw the 'surface of the water get white and bubbly and slowly begin to climb toward mo. I braced myself lor a fearful death. "It must have been within a dozen feet of me when something exploded with the noise of a thousand cannons. I felt the water hit me. Heavens , wasn't it hot ! "In an instant I was shot out of the hole and fifty feet into the air. "You have seen a cork ball kept dancing on the top of a stream-of a garden fountain. Well , here was the same effect , only I was the cork ball and the fountain was a column oi water higher than a house and four feet through. "Don'fc ask me how I felt tumbling nnd rolling and tossing and twirling and dropping and shooting up again at the top of that accursed geyser. I only knew that the water was awful hot. hot.AX AX IDEA CAME TO MY HAZY MIND to sv\im out of the column of water , butlgotag'lyr ipseof the hard rough plain below me and stopped thinking , if I hnd been heavier I would have fallen instantly , if lighter I would also have been.thrown off , but I seem ed to bejust t-he right weight for that jet of hot water. 1 was aw fully sick The roaring and churning and turn ing and twisting made me dizzy , and I would have soon lost consciousness. Suddenly the perpendicular stream gave another shoot and then dropped several feet. It caught me again , but the balance was destroyed , and down I w nt whirling like a pin-wheel clear of the column. "Had I fallen as soon as I was shot from the cavern 1 must have been clashed to death at once , but the great basin was now full of water that broke my fall. I came to the surface almost dead , but with sense enough to try for my life. I strain ed to reach the edge , reached it and hung there. With a last roar the geyser ceased to spout. There was a fierce gurgling and the water in the basin was sucked back into the earth. I felt the awful tug with which it sought to Jrag me with it , ut the edge held , thank God ! And * I managed to .drag myself over it , and then I fainted. "When I came to the geyser was spouting again. I cast one look on the column , the spray from which was drenching and scolding me , and and then I fled. "My fellow prospectors came ia search of me and found me Wander ing plumb crazy near where I left my horse. "I got over it , but I don't ever want to see or hear of the Llano Diablo again. Don't Crowd Your Neighbor. That it does not always pay to ! bully , simply because you happen to j be stronger or richer or think you are smarter than the other fellow , is neat ly exemplified in the following story in the Boston Gazette : A remarkable case of "diamond cut diamond , " occurred in Boston , recently , notfar from the Providence railroad station. A druggist had fitted up a neat corner store and had established at once a fine trade. One day another druggist entered his store and said : "I want to buy you out. How much will you take ? " "I do not want to sell , " was there- ply. " 1 expected that answer , " said the encroaching person , "and I am prepared for it.- Now if you don't. ' sell out to me , I will open a drug store in opposition on the opposite corner. How much will you take'r The druggist , offended at this species of brow-beating , said he would sleep on it and report the next morning. At the appointed hour the aspirant was in the store and a large price was named. The bargain was bound. The druggist who hod been thus oust ed from a corner which he had fitted up with a view to years of piece and profit , sought the owners of the opposite corner which had been held out to him as a threat , se cured from them a long lease , worked night and day , and now has a drug store in which any community might take satisfaction and repose confi dence , Whntis more , he is doing a better business than he did in the former locality. A Way to Heaven. Down in Hancock county there is a town known as Tioga , where the youths are great lovers of the nation al game. The greunds are laid out in an open space adjoining the only church in the village , the rear ot the church forming the back stop. Such is the general enthusiasm for the game that boys play on Sunday morning even while the local pastor is laboring to "hold up his end" in side the church. The other Sunday he had held his congregation pretty well until his nineteenthly , where he reached the climax. "Then , how , my dear brethren , oh , how are we to gain the kingdom of heaven ? " Through the open window came the answer in a chorus of wild shouts at a runner : "Slide ! slide ! and you'll get there ! " Pekin Times. The Greendale Oak. A curious historic interest attaches to the great Greendale oak of Wai- beck Abbey. One hundred and sev enty-six years ago the Duke of Port land made a wager that he could drive a coach and four through the hole made in the trunk. He won his bet and ruined the tree. Measured above the duke's arch it is 35 feet 3 inches in circumference. The arch is 10 feet 3 inches in height , with a width above the middle of 6 feet 3 inches. The heijrht of the top of the branches is 54 feet. St. Louis Post- Dispatch. r " Peters Says He can Fly. Patrick Peters has arrived from Prince Edward's Island , says the Portland Preus , bringing a machine which he claims will solve in the most satisfactory manner the ques tion : "Can a man fly ? " Mr. Peters claims that with his machine ho "can fly through the air with the greatest of ease , " that he has done it many a time , and is perfectly will ing to try again. He says that five years ago he made up his mind that he could make a machine that would navigate the air. He objected to balloons , as they were too far beyond the control of those who risked their lives in them , but believed that a machine should be constructed capable of be ing as much under the management of the flyer as a horse-rake. What he wanted to do was to go up and down at pleasure. Peters likes to talk about hi ? "bird , " as he calls his machine , and his talk goes a long way to make the listener have faith in his perfect hon esty. He says he took the wings and motion of a bird for his model , be- lieying that if he could "fly like a " bird""it would be quite enough. Ho did not proceed at first , but it was only after making repeated failures that he brought his ideas to a point where he could say with any degree of confidence : "I can fly. " At last he constructed a "bird" of the following dimensions : From the head to the tail , 16 feet ; from point i to point ofthe wings , 14 feet ; from I the body to the end of each wing , 3 | feet. The seat was in the body , and the motive power used in the propell ing of the machine was obtained by a combination of wheels. His first real trial of his machine was made when he passed over a for est , making two miles in about four minutes. From his description ofthe way things looked below , it would seem probable that he went at least 2,000 feet "up in the air , and perhaps more than twice- that distance , He says he went up and down at will , managing his 38-pound machine without the least degree of trouble. He is anxious to give a public ex hibition of what he can do , and has the machine with him , so he says. He is willing to "go up anywhere , " but wants to make a little money by doing so. He sa3s he is willing to jive any desired test , and he can go any distance desired. He can keep a few feet above the ground , or go up into mid-air. He says it is a perfect ly easy thing to fly with one of his machines. Portland people who know him say he is honest , und he acts that way. Horns Form the Human Body. Horns growing from the humanjskin are very uncommon in their occur rence , but one of the foreign medical journals contains an account from a physician of a case of this kind treat ed by him , the subject being a labor ing man of 65 years. The horn pro jected for an inch from the lower lip on the right side , and had abluntex- tremity , was firmly adherent and the skin around at the base exhibit ed superficial ulceratidn. The fact as elicited was that ithad first appeared as a small warty growth some three years previously , had slowly increased , and after being cut off with .1 razor on two occa sions seemed to grow again quicker each time. On the opposite side of the same Irp was what appeared to be another warty growth in its early stages , and the patient wao in the habit of holding his clay pipe this side-and not that from where the horn grew. There were no glands enlarged and the patient was in a good state of health. The treat ment , which was entirely successful , consisted , in the removal of the horn , together with the part of tlia lip to which it was attached , by means of a small V shaped incision under co caine locally injected , and bringing the edges together with one or two sutures. New York Tribune. Facts About Ammonia. The name of the sliemical agent ammonia dates back to remote an tiquity. In Europe the clrief source of the supply of ammonia up to the latter part of the last century was Egypt. It was made originally from camel's dung collected in the neighborhood ofthe temple- Jupiter Ammon , hence the name ammonia. The droppings were collected in March and April by Arabs , then dried and burned and the soot collected. This was sold to merchants , and ammonia was col lected from the soot by a chemical process. It is now almost entirely made from crude gas liquor in illu minating gas manufactories. Only half as much ammonia is made in summer as in winter. Hence ammo nia is always more costly in summer. Furthermore ammonia is extensive ly used in the manufacture of arti ficial ice. New York Sun. Writer's Cramp , John Brown , stenographer , tells The St. Louis Globe-Democrat : "Peo ple often ask me when I sit down tea a longjob of shorthand why I lay la- fore me so many pencils of different sizes. My reason for it is that by picking up pencils of different sizes , and consequently weights , I am en abled torestmy hands while continu ing to work. Each different ; pencil brings into active- ] play different muscles , and I never suffer from cramps , as might be the case if I used but one size pencil. A horse going over nn ordinary turnpike , up hill and down , will be in better con dition at the end of a day than a horse which has traveled the same xumber of miles on a race track. " A Generation on tne March. London Wit and Wisdom. A generation on the march from the cradle to the grave is an instruc tive spectacle , and we have it care fully presented to us in a report of Dr. Farr. Let us trace the physical fortunes which any million of us may reasonably expect. The number to begin with is made up of 511,745 boys and 488,255 girls , a dispropor tion which , by-and-by , will be reduced - | duced by the undue morality of the bpys and will be reversed before the close of this stra'ngeeventful history. More than a quarter of these children will die before they are five years old in exact numbers 141,387 boj's and 121,795 girls. The two sexes are now nearly on a level. The next five years ivill be much less fatal. In the succeeding five yearn from ten to fifteen the morality will be still further reduced Indeed , for both sexes , this is the most healthy period of life ; the death rate , however , is lower for boys than girls. There will be some advance in the deaths in the next five years , and still more in the five that follow , but 634,045 will cer tainly enter on their twenty-sixth year. Before the next ten years are at an end two-thirds o { the women will have married. The deaths dur ing that period will be 62.052 and of these no fewer than 27,134 will bo caused by consumption. Between thirty-five and lorty-five a still larg er "death-toll" will be paid and little more than half the origimal band in exact numbers , 502,015 will enter on their forty-sixth year. Each suc ceeding decade , up to seventy-five , will now become more fatal , and the numbers will shrink terribly. At seventy-fiveonly61,124will remain to be struck down , and of these 128- 559 will have perished by the must become still more limited as enlight enment goes on. As a method for producing oblivion from pain he ex pects to find it further limited in ap plication to short seasons of special , social or meteorological cast ; and if ifc falls the influence of suggestion will fall with it. To Suit the Room. "NowI'll show you over the house5 said a friend to me'the other day. She had moved into a South Side residence , whose numerous bay windows dews gave one the impression of a roomy interior , when in facfc the re verse is true , says a writer in the Chicago cage News. She had made manyim- provements , and was anxious to see what a good housekeeper she was. On the third floor she threw open a door disclosing an apartment about the size of n bathroom in the aver age flat , and in which she stored her trunks , valises , etc. "This , " said she , "wastheroom oc cupied by the former tenants maid-of- all-work. " "Was there a hole sawed in the par tition through which to extend her Feet ? " I inquired , as the story related by Frank Stockton flashed through my mind. OT no ! Emergencies are met in bet ter fashion in Chicago. Instead of making the room fit the girl as Stock ton did , the girl is selected to fit the room. The lady who formerly resided here told me that she had a small mark on the parlor door , and in choosing her help , if the applicant came up to the mark , she got the position , but if beyond it she had to ro , no matter how superior her qual ifications were. " Probably during world's fair time advertisements for help will contain some such clause as * * Do not apply if over 4 feet 8 inches in height. " -Survival of Dangerous Germs. It has been shown by M. Esmarch that disease microbes do not long survive in corpses , and as a general rule the more rapidly dpcomposition takes place the more quickly will the organisms perish. Experiments were made with nine different kinds of microbes , contained in the bodies of animals under the various con ditions of burial in the ground , keep ing under water and exposure to air. The bacillus of fowl cholera was sel dom found ; ifter three weeks , though that of septicremia survived ninety days , while that of consumption did not lose its virulence until from 204 to 252 days had passed. All trace of the other organisms including those of typhoid fever , Asiatic chol era , tetanus and anthrax disap peared in from three days to a week. Wonders Beneath the Surface. AVorkmen engaged in sinking an artesian well in Sandy Talley , near Niria , N. M. , struck an open seam , from which a cold stream of air rushed with force enough to remove a twelve pound rock laid over the open- ins : . The air was charged with mill ions of small yellow bugs , each hav ing but two legs , no wings and a small red circle on his back. They lived but a few seconds after striking the warm outside air. Local scien tists are puzzling over the question How did they get so far down into the earth ? St. Louis Kepublie. Funereal Music. In a western town thf oth > r day two funrral prore.-.sioiis nn t in a nar row street , and the. driver o.'e u-h hearse refused to give way , resukirrj : in a blockade which lasted lorhour- ; . Meamwhile the somewhat hilarious mourners passed tiie time in .sonirs. The names of thesonirsarenotgiven , but nothing could be more appropri ate than -'If a Body Meet a Body. ' * Pittsburg Bulletin. KILPATRICK BROTHERS. Horses branded on loft hip or loft ahouldor P. O. nddresg.Impsrl * ! , ' Chnse county , and Beat rice , Neb. llnnire. Slink- luir Water and French * man creeks. Chase Co. Nebraska. Brand nn cut on side of some animals , on bipanl sides of eonio , or an ] tvorrv To euro Biliousness , Sick Headache , Constl * pation , Malaria , Liver Complaints , tate the eafo and certain rewedj , * Use the S3IAIlLSlzo (40 little Benna to th ! bottle ) . THET AHE THE SIOST CONVENIENT. . Price of cither gizo , 25c. per Bortle. . . . . . . . rj. | - .1 * -r tt TT iv > i > - . . Jj U ll d for 4 ctf. 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