BBBBBJ U IT COST TOO MUOBi BaI l\ The9dItXpAfl ttco Which Befall OBo B \ | of tltn A Horn. H \l \ In tlin cnrly days of tho direct , tea H \ * * f mdo with Chinn , importers wero mix- H x , ions to sccuro tho cnrlicKfc cargoes of n H UrA J'0"'croP > H3 i ? w' i\ Tho fastest clipper fillips wero ongiiirrtl BBM . ' i , n * " ° hwlo. Groat hnsto in londinir BBm J tlipm was followed by a hot race to reach HJF J Now York first. H ; k.f , / Tho fiist cargo brought tho host price H f i ' Bn . ( lftr ° profltR. Tho succossfnl Cap- Hl i / * * ' "x wnR "Iways roMardod , so every * ) - ' S known aid to navigation was adopted. H ft Tho young captain of ono of Mr. BBa it Astor's clippers bought , on ono of his H fa trips , a new chronometer , and with its m m aid mado a qnick passage , and arrived H T first. Ho put tho priro of it into tho BBJ i | cxpeiiFO account of the trip , but Mr. BBl Astor threw it out , insisting thnt such H w an item of oxpnnso for new fanglcd 1 1 S notions could not bo allowed. H I Tho Captain thereupon resigned and BBS M took service with a rival line. H jf The next .year ho reached port lonir in Ba O advance of any competitor , to the crent BBl Ft dolijrlit. and profit of his employers , and mU j | the chazrin of Mr. Astor. H (1 ( Not lon r after thoy chanced to meet , B / * nnd l\Ir. \ Astor inquired : H ft , "By tho way. Captain , how much did mU If that , chronometer cost you ? " H If "Six hundred dollars. " then , with a H , j | quizzical glancp , ho aIcrd : H ( ) "And how much has it cost you , Mr. m M Astor ? " H ' fj "Sixty thonsnnd dollars. " BBJ | ( _ _ Men aro often unfortunate in tho re- H / jeetion of what they call now fancied H notions. „ W $ , 1 Thorn are sick men who refuse , even W ft when thoir physicians tell them thev V if cannot help them , to take Warner's Safe H1 , ] ) Oiire , Weans * it is a "new fiiuglert" nro- Hiv 1 > rietarv medicine. The result is thoy /jl / lose life and henlth. SB Thousands of other men have been re- B | storrd Jo health 1 > v it , as the testimon- H # ialsfurni l'i'tl fo the p'lhlic show. These Bl tcsiimmriulH cannot ho doubted The 1 proprielovs lmvu a srnni1in < ; offer of g $ /i.000 to nny ono who will show that nnv lestitnnniiil published bv them is Bk not. so far as thev know , entirely true. S 1 > r. Andrew "WiJpnn. Fellow of the ftpmj lioval Soeiefv , of Ediiibnnrh , tho editor Jl of "Health , " London , En ? . , says , in Jl his majrazine , in aUMver to an inquire , ftSI "Wnriier's Safe Cure i < of a perfectlv JS safe character , and perfectlv reliable. " M [ The refusal of a manuraoturin ? firm l to pay for Ihn patent of a new invention w | * by _ ono of Hieir workmen , cost them 1 their entirn business. A new firm took BH | out the patent and were soon enabled to iffl make < ; oods euomrh cheaper to drive the B | old firm out of bnsinew ; ; nnd many a HE physician i" daily findiinr his patienhs , 1 lou < r-timo chronic invalids , nnaccounta- 1 bly restored to health bj' the uso of tho H | new kidney specific. New fangled Bp * * - notions aro sometimes verv vnluablo. 1 and it costs too much to foolishly reject I them. VP Thn man who slams the door never j'l suffers from ttie noise. I EVERY FARMER 1 livingat a distance from a physician 1 should at all times be prepared to treat B such common but by no means simple Bf' complaints as Diarrhoea , Cholera Mor- Hh bus and Cramps. B The Best Remedy K for such disorders is Perry Davis' H Pain-Killer , which never fails to afford Bj relief. A single dose will do more H Ej to drive away pain and promote the H natural action of tho stomach than any B remedy you ever tried. The virtues of PAIN-KILLER K j \ are not confined to tho human race B i it is used with equal success either ex- B j ternally or internally for i HORSES CATTLE. K It cures Lameness , Sores , and Cuts , K while for Colic it is the best remedy in Hj the market. Wj Sold by all Druggists at H | 25c , 50c , and $1.00 a BOTTLE. BBpff Am * m For two years I had BBBm mmW Sl rhcamatUmsob&dlhat BBflw Kmr f it disabled mc for work m I BBBb .aBBBBk I Hi and confined rao to my BBBi VBBBBBVvVI l > cdjror trhple yeajv ; BBflfe Jmmm&wmS during which time0 ! - A mWk j& % JZ could not cTenraitomr BV ; BbV A Bi hand * to my head , and > Mr mS * m\ . ' ° r 3 months conld sot ej Mr * m / mw k.Bi ° vemyMUinbed.wtt 1 • mSbH bVL reduced ia fieeh rrcta Ej W \BBBBBmiMtoB51bg. \ . 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The " rs B I w 7 > * T u5i > 0 J contlnuons stream of EJc- H IkvljAAA niwfflsX/ flclty permeaUnc through H mSTTl rnalt \ § f7 the paru muit ret to r them HC a / mwi' ST to healthy action. Do not a. kr - af i confound this with Electrio 1 B i i l am lli 11 Belts adrcrtlsed to cure all " * IIW5 TsssTsTsMT .itV lUsfromhe dto toe. It Is sVsbbH MrKlVavVJWI I for tbs OKK 'P" 0 vor- H IflLrl B ifllLI Plor ? circnlarf drlne full W Information. &ddreu Cheerer Elertrle Belt Co. , 103 "W jhinftonrS r < 9t. qtl ? to. 111. * . _ T _ ' _ XA r . ff saTsaTsaTsaTsaTsaTsaTssBBBBBsX * - * * ( 'U C > " " " ' • fk Manufacturers and dealcreliv > \ Hfl . Knglnes , Boilars and Pumplns Machinery k all Descriptions. fHf/Hf/Hf/Hf/Hf/HfB Iron and Wood Working Hachlnerr. Saw Mill Ma- L enlnirrand Supplies , Railroad and Contractors' Bup- S P > ii. . State Agents Dodre's Wood Split Pullers and B Dodge's Patent Sr t ci of Power Transmission by Ka- AbbhtiIIU ltnpe. Agents Trenton Iron Co. 's Wire llope , " TaTaTaTaTaTaTaTaTaTaTaTSPeet's Patent Doubte Gate Vaires. Ac. * * * * J ; 1313 Leavenworth St. OMAHA. XEB. Figure fits ! B I do net mean merely to stop them loratimo and BWWWBWWWW * then have them return. I mean a radical cure. lime " r r r r r H mado PITS , KBILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a mmmmmmmmW lifelongstudy. . I warrant my remedy-to core the mmmmmmmmW worst cases. JBecanso others hare failed Is no reason f-fffff-ff-ff-ff-ff-ff-V fornctsow receiving a cure. Send at once for treatise af-ff-ff-ff-ff-ff-y andiTecBottlecfmyinfaUibteremedr. GiveEiprc - - - - - - mmmmmW QdP.O. H.G.BOOT.ac.C.183i'carlSr if.V- P p P P P P v 1 , " sJaaaBr > 7C 00 < CORll 00 A3IOXTHcanbcmade SBBBBBB * A r r ' " " ! * 410s 10 # tOUs working for ns. .Aceatj sTsTsTsTsTsTsm > * . prcrerredwhocanfurnlthahoiTeandplTetbclrwhoIe I > V . . - wne to the business. Spare moments may be profltably I mmmr t / 'Jtaif d also. A few Tacanclek in towns and cities. I HTsbbW ' I' miifSOS & CO 1099 Main fit. , Richmond , Va. I H g | jJPaU f ) state age and business experience. XerI I P P PM { jJf-f-PTtiendlnjr stamp for reply. B.F. J. < tfo. I w 'sTsTsTsTsTss'MtT aTskiJa * aTssm. . - JJ. > jca , M&&tett % am&M I r Vlirjr Ar Ton Klrniitf fV Ills * . Posscfision room brings wifety. There was ncoitiiin Notlh street hoy who inat' .i ; it known that , ho considered the pohhca- sion of ti trained goat ( hut would draw a little cart ns the summit of nny reasona ble human ambition. Hu u 't ' his ixont nnd emplo 'cd him joyfully for a month. Then hoho , : an to loso intprest in { ? oat- < ; thoy n'oro so slow and Htupid , ho wwl. lint he exercised his charire coiihcienti- onsly another month. Then he hesrnn to permit other children to exercise him as a particular favor , a la vTom Saw- 'yor.That worked for awhile , but it wasn't Ions hoforo tho nnfortnnnto ani mal ceased to bo an attraction to any boy or girl in tho North street region ; yet what ho lost in popularity ho seemed to gain in appetite. He was becoming n terrors Ono ovening his yonthfnl proprietor sat by tho five in a brown study. Looking "P nt last with a sigh and an air of hopeless dejection , he said : "Grnndpn , do goats ever die ? " Bntl'alo Commercial Advertiser. Poor ( • ovoriimeut Itni | > l < ? ) ' * - A prevalent notion throughout the country is thatgovernmentoinployment in "Washington is equivalent to financial prosperjj' . Yet there is no other city of the size of tho capital in which so few of tho residents own their own homes. Government clerks aro not like mercan tile ! emplo3'es , tradesmen , mechanics nnd professional assistants in other cit ies. They rarely buy or build houses , or acquire bank accounts. Efforts to build medium cost houses here nnd sell them out on the installment plan have not met with much success. Many sub urban town sites have been laid out , but it seems impossible to coax the salaried population out of the rented dwellincs and boarding houses in the heart of tho city , where rents are ont of all propor tion to tho value of the property and conveniences of tho houses or apart ments. Daily Saratogian. CoutMtmptloit Among 'Inltor * . Dr. Squire , physician to tho North London hospital for consumption , giv ing evidence before the sweating com missionsaid that one-quarter of the to tal number of deaths from consumption in London were those of tailors. He attributed this to want of fresh air , of exercise , and of proper food. The cli mate was.genornlly supposed to bo the cause of a great deal of consumption , but that was nothing compared with the things he had mentioned. I xpnti lon of Witter. Water expands both with heat and cold. It is a fact that water expands iv. freezing"which enables frost to act so powerfully as a disintegrating agent. Water enters the cracks and pores of rocks , nnd on freezing expands with such force as to break off fragments from their surface. Keaumnr found that three of the metals also slightly ex pand , under the influence of cold , on becoming.solid , namelv , cast iron , anti mony and bismuth , nnd hence the pre cision with which cast iron takes the mold. If a metallic bottle be filled with molten bismuth and tightly plugged up , the bottle will bo ruptured when the metal solidifies. Robert A. Gonn , AI. D. , Dean nnd Professor of Surgery , of the United States Medical college , editor of "Med ical Tribune , " author of "Gunu's New Improved Handbook of Hygiene and Domestic Medicine , " says over his own signature in addressing the proprietors of "Warner's Safe Cure : "I cannot bo true to my convictions unless I extend n helping hand and endorse all I know to be _ good and trustworthy. Yonr graphic descriptions of diseases of the kidneys and liver have awakened the medical profession to the fact of their great increase. Physicians have been experimentally treating this disease , and while casting about for an author ized remedy , their patients have died on their hands. " Rapidity of Pulsation. In a new-born child the pulse beats 159 in a minute ; at one year old , 110 ; at two , 95 ; from seven -fourteen , 85 ; in the adult man , 72 * and in woman , 80. The frequency of the pnlso beat is in creased by drinking hot water or tea , diminished by drinking these cold. Adding a warm covering to the clothing of the body increases the pulse by about ton beats a minute. Mental act ivity diminishes if more or less. Graduates of , the Lincoln Business Col lege readily obtain profitable employment. Business men select them for their fitness. Catalogue and specimen tree. Address Lillibridge & Roose , Lincoln , Neb. What a difference it makes whether you put "Dr. " before or after a name. * - " " -over all competi tors , , with no second runner in sight even , still unsurpassed and increasing daily in popularity is the famous Gold en Gate Special over the Union Pacific. Sixty hours from Council Bluffs and Omaha to San Prancisco. The owner of a vicious dog always be lieves it is perfectly harmless. When Baby was nick , we pare her Castorla. When she wns n Child , she cried for Cnstoria , When she liernme Miss , she clung to CnMoria. When fIip hnd Children , she pure them Castoria. WHY YOU SHOULD USE SCOTT'S ' EMULSION of COD IilVER OHi ra HYPOPHOSPHITES. It is used and endorsed by Thy- siciansfiecause it isdhe best. It is Palatable as Milk. It is three times as efficacious as plain Cod Liver Oil. It is far superior to all other so- called Emulsions. It is & perfect Emulsion , does not separate cr change. It is wonderful as a flesh producer. It is the best remedy for Consump tion. Scrofula , Bronchitis , Wast ing Diseases , Chronic Cough and Colds. Sold by all Druggists. SCOTT . . lOWNE. Chc i t , N. Y. BRADFiELDS Cures all Diseases Peculiar to Women ! Book to "Woman" Mailxd frex. bkasfield kequlatok co. , atlakta , ox. Sold bt all Pbugqists. IcflsilUVIillU te Principal .Examiner. II II ll 111 ll V. S. Pension Bureau U'r I VallVlVlIat Law. Washington , D. C , successfully prosecutes clalms-orfclnal , increase , re-nulng. widows' , children's and depen dent relatives' . Experience : S years In last war. IS years la Pension Bureau , and attorney since then. 4fc # VKa Sudlhnt Pico's cure sTll sf FT11 lU > for Consumption not IIDnlllil\ PREVENTS , hut I In U.VJl3al 0 CUBES Hoane- W. N. U. , Omaha , - 464-19. atitter'Brown's Bill For thcV-firsfc time in several years Farmer Brown did not liave the chil dren of St. Michael's Orphan Asylum to dinner on Thanksgiving : Day. In stead of the usual invitation had come , a few days before , a note writ ten in the old farmer's stiff , old- fashioned hand , saying that owing to circumstances they would be obliged to forego their usual custom. It was a great disappointment to the little folks ; who had looked for ward to it for months. Every year the old farmer and his wife , who nev er had any children of their own had been wont to pay the railroad fare of the thirty odd boys nnd girls of this Institution for a day's outing and a good dinner at the farm , which was some milej from the city. Thoy were an industrious , thrifty and prosper ous old couple , * as their well-kept and well-stocked farm testified , and this was one of their yearly contributions to sweet charity. The circumstances led to their , as well asthechildren's disappointment , were these : One evening , about two weeks before the holiday , Mr. Brown , or ' 'Grandpa , " as he was familiarly known throughout the neighbor hood , laid a crisp , new § 50 bill down on the old family Bible before going out for the morning chores , saying : "There , Grandma , is the money for our children's railroad fare. Be sure and send it in time. " "Yes , " answered Grandma , going on with her dusting , for despite her years she was still active in house hold duties. She went out to the kitchen a few minutes later to talK over the bill of fare for the childrens dinner , with her niece Annie. The girl liad lost sleep from toothcahe the night before , and motherly Mrs. Brown bade her go and lie on the parlor sofa for an hour or two and herself took her place in the kitchen. -Annie was the only child of Grand ' who had died be pa's sister , a year fore. Her death , if not caused , was at least hastened , by the disgrace of the husband , and father , who had been dishonest in his dealings with public affairs in which he had held a place of financial trust , and had been tried and sentenced to a long term of years in the State's Prison. The surprise and indignation of the Browns knew no bounds. It was duty simply that led them to offer the orphan girl a home with them. She was left destitute. Everything that could lawfully be taken had gone to satisfy the demands of justice. It was thus that at 18 years of age Annie Reynolds found herself an -inmate of her uncle's home on a pleasant farm far from the city of her childhood. The old people were kind to her in the main , and were pleased to have a companion in their old age , but thoy could not forget nor forgive the dreadful disgrace it was to have a "prison bird" one's family connections. Annie herself felt the disgrace very keenly and grew timid and shrinking , rarely as sociating herself with the young peo ple of the neighborhood , though most of them , with the honest in dependence of rural society , would haye welcomed her none the less warmly for her father's crime. The Browns did notunderstandtheyoung girl very well , havingso far outgrown their 'own youthful thoughts and fancies. They did not realize that a little tender sympathy would go far toward lightening her burden of grief and shame. Just as they were about sitting down to dinner that day Grandma remembered that she had left the money lying just where Grandpa had laid it in the morning. She Avent in to put it away and returned in a few minutes looking very serious ; when the meal was finished and Grandpa repaired to his easy chair by the fire she followed him , and as she opened the blind for him to read his newspaper she told him that the § 50 bill had mysteriously disap peared. Together they searched the room in every nook and corner with out success. "Ah , blopd'll tell , " re marked the farmer as he pushed the sofa back into its accustomed corner. "We might 'a known better than to trust a child of a thief. What's born and bredinfolksgenerallysticks to 'em to the end of the chapter. " After talking the matter over , they decided to say nothing to Annie for the present , though they were thor oughly convinced that she was "a sly one lik3 her father. " No one had been in the room but her , and ap pearances were certainly against her. They concluded to wait-a few days and give her a chance to confess and restore the money. A week passed by ; with develop ments , and the indignation of the old couple grew stronger. They had no patience with a thief , as they hon estly thought her to be , and Grand pa vowed the would no longer have herunderhisroof. Grandmastillhad some motherly feeling for the girl , and begged him to remember her youth and try her once more , but he was inexorable , and Grandma had always been brought around to his way of thinking sooner or later. So it was that Annie found her services and her presence no longer desired in the family. n. Five years passed away and there was a funeral at the * farm-house. The neighbors were arriving from all directions in farm-vvagons , . in car " r * " riages and oh/fpot , rand talking in little groups of three or four in the yard and in the orchard. Inthepar- lor lay Grandma Brown , robed for her last long sleep , her old face a a beautiful picture in its frame of silver hair. Grandpa had aged much in the past few days , it seemed to those who were in attendance dur ing the watching und waiting for the end. It was time for the service , * and the minister was speaking to Grandpa in a low tone and taking his customary notes. He ' asked for bhe date of Grandma's birth , and Srandpa , takingnp the old family Bible , wfcxsMiad been placed for the r 4Vvis/'v J ' H&k > t - * . > iMh" " * ' - - f-i y- , t > Ti , ! . . . , . . . l. minister's uso * tt tho stand beside them , turned to the family record. Not manynameo there only two , his and hers , on a page yollovf with age. It was years since ho had seen the record , for there had been no births or deaths to record. As ho turned tho yellow leaves he saw some thing thnt sent a chill to his heart. Right down over their names lay a § 50 bill , clean and smooth with hav ing lain so long beneath tho weight Ofleaves. Annie had not stolen tl * money after all ? The services proceeded , but tho old man had another grief to bear along with his bereavement. His thoughts wandered back to the orphan girl who had been so cruelly misjudged. Oh , if they or ho , rather had only asked her for an explanation ! He remembered now tlnjt-ySrandma had suggested it , and how , in his stern ness and confidence in her guilt , he had refused. He who had f.ll his life long prided himself on his honor and justice , found now , when be was Hear ing the last mile-post , that he had be "enmost cruelly unjust to a poor , defenseless orphan girl. They had fed hundreds of orphans at the Thanksgiving table and sent them back tb the city , full of sunshine and happiness , to forever remember and bless the kind old people who gave them such a generous holiday ; but what had they done with the one or phan that had been intrusted to their care ? The funeral was over and the old man was alone in his lonely home. Very lonelyit seemed to him with the wife of forty years gone from him forever. His own life was nearly done , but he had a wrong to undo and restitution to make before he could lie in peace beside her who had that day taken up her abode in the city of the dead. Grief and remorse held away in the old man's breast and he refused to be comforted. Ho wondered if he could find Annie. The story had never been told , but it must be told now , for he must have assistance in his quest for her. For the last three years a young man , John Dean , the son of a distant re lative who had lost his life in his country's service some years before , had been living with them , and the old people had come to love him as their own son. A certain document among their private papers mado him the future owner of all their property. To him , now , the heart broken old man confided the story ot the orphan girl. "You must help me find her , John. I must have her forgiveness. I must give her back the home that should have been hers all these years. " The Winter passed away and brought no results of their search. Every means was taken that could be thought of , but to no avail. The old man wandered about , always looking for something he never could find. His wrinkled old face grew into a wasteful expression. Many supposed that with a half- wandering mind of second childhood , he was always expecting his dead to return to him. At last one day a letter came for him from one of the hospitals in a distant city ; saying that the young lady advertised for was a convales cent in that institution. Grandpa was too feeble now to go to her , but John , his guardian and protector , could be trusted with the mission. Three days later he brought her home , a tall , slender , sad-looking girl , pale and thin from her long ill ness , but with a. face made beautiful by patience in suffering and toil. She had borne the burden of hard work and poor pay in a large city , until she had fainted beneath it , and had been found insensible in the street. She hadlain for weeks in the hospital , and by the merest chance , when she was recovered , had found her name in a morning paper , which the nurse left in her room. The childish old man lost no time in telling his story , deploring his in justice to her , and begging her to for get the past and never leave him again , and , as she looked at the feeble old man , and thought of Grandma lying in the church yard , she put her arms about his neck , kissed his withered old cheek , and mingling her tears with his , promised to forget everything but his past kindness. "I remember the § 50 bill , though , " said she. "I remember it lying on the stand and that I picked it up and put it in the Bible and never thought of it again. " Chicago Journal. % mm Gratitude Most Extraordinary * "A man named Hicks , who lives out in the hills ot Arkansas , has on his farm , a beautiful stream. He at tempted to stock it with trout , but soon discovered the water was too warm. Notdjscouraged , he proceeded to cool the water. He started an ice factory , and every morningnow dur ing the summer he deposits ice in the several pools. Well , sir , it would tickle you to see the fish. When a wagon draws up to the pool the driver yells 'ice ! ' and the fish come flying out from under the rocks. They get up on the ice and carry on in a perfect flutter of glee. Beats anything I ever saw. " "You know Hicks , do you Dave ? " "Know him ? Why , he doesn't live more than two miles from my place. " "Does he allow anybody to catch the trout ? " "He will give you all you can catch with a hook. " "Believe I will go out some time. " "Won't do you any good. " . "Why ? " "The fish won't bite for anything but Hicks. " • • ' " They won't ? "No , sir ; youcouldn'tgetanibble. " - trHow " ' ' ' dgkyou account lor-it ? - • "Gratitude. " . "What ? " "Gratitude , I tell you. They know Hick. They know how much he has done for them. Why , sir , he can pull them out as fast as he can throw in. You ought to see them look up in his face and smile. One day I was with him. Two of the biggest trout I Bver saw began to fightfor the hook. One ot them got it. and the other one. determined not to be outdone , came aut on the bank and lay down. I neversawsuch gratitude. " Amateur Sportsman. I' Oh ! yo who teach tho insonloua youth of our great and growing nation , let th'in learn the nohlo art of Bolf-clffonne , as Sal vation 0 ! ) ia tho specific for hurts. Twochnrmfng little j irU vrcro ilnnrfng "tho racket" In tho atreelB. "WhntinHU you so happy ? " a gontleman a < ike < l. "Oh ! our man havo thrown away all our horrid medicine , and wo havo only to take Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup , aud that aln'fc bad at all. " Illnlnto Ifntiftnlcoepera. Scatter sassafras bark among dried fruit to keep it from becoming worm } ' . When flatirons become nutty , black them with stove polish , and rub well with a dry brush. Lamp wicks give a hotter light when cut squarely across and should not be penked off as somo advocate. If soap is purchased in largo quanti ties and kept in a warm , dry place , half the usual amount will bo required. A sure and safe way to remove grease spots from silk is to rub the spot quick ) v with brown paper. Tho friction will soon draw out tho grense. Dr. War. H. Thompson of tho Uni versity of tho City of New York says : "Tho symptoms of diseased kidnoys will first appear in the extremely differ ent organs of tho body. " Treat the kidneys and not the effects of kidney disease , by using Warner's Safe Cure. Steerlus ; Tliroucli Lire. Servant "Two gentlemen at the door want to see you , sir. They didn't come together ; just happened along at tho same time. " Honsoliolder "How do they act ? " "Ono on 'em is awful polite , sir , and bogs the honor of a few minutes' con versation. " "I don't want to see him ; he's doubt less got something to sell. " "The other , sir , is stiff as a ramrod , sir , and don't waste no words. " "He must have a bill. Tell 'em both I'm not at home. " New York Weekly. Men suffpr moro from thinking than from anything else. • The people like criticism , but they do ot like critics. 30,000 FOR MEMPHIS. Contentment Would. Have Realized SI 5,000. Memphis ( Tenn. ) Appeal , March27. Hearing that there was an unlucky man in the city , and several other persons who were Bmiling in contentment and good for tune , an attache of tho Appeal strolled down Front street last evening and stopped at No. 334 , where ho had the pleasure of ineetin5 Ed Becker , who wore a victorious smile of satisfaction and joy on bis round smooth face. In response to the suggestion that he seemed quitehappy. Mr. Becker laughed and said : "I think I should be , for my mother , brother and -myself have just struck the Louisiana State Lottery for $15,000. " When asked for an explanation he made the following statement : "My brother , Lee Becker , pur chased one-twentieth of ticket No. 2,887 in the March , 1889 , drawing of the Louiai- ana . State Lottery Company , and thinking the number too small to win became dis satisfied and decided to send to New Or leans for a ticket , and requested me to purchase the one he he bad. I did so , and then sold one-half to my mother and other brother , and then put the ticket in my safe and never gave it a thought until two days after the drawing , when I took it out and found wo , had drawn one-twentieth of the capital prize of $300,000. I placed the ticket with the German bank of this city , and they collected every dollar of the money , and I only wish I had some more like.it , for the Louisiana State Lottery is all right. " oiik or satin petticoacs win oe oengueur with gossamer gowns this season. Sheriff" ' * Sale. Smoke the Sheriff Sale Segar. A straight 10 cents Havana Cigar for 5 centB. It is so easy to drift along , and bo hard to pull against the stream. For two two-cent stamps wo will send you one of the handsomest almanacs in tho country. "Homestead , " Omaha , Neb. The Devil's original idea was to be an angel. $100,000 Sweet Potato Plants. Yellow Nnnsemond , Yellow Jersey , Red Bermuda , 35 cts. per 100 , $2.50 per 1,000. Tomato plants , from seed bed , 40 ctB. per 100 , $2.75 per 1,000 ; transplanted , $1 per 100 , $7 per 1,000. Early cabbage plants , 75 cts. per 100 , $5 per 1.000. Late cabbage plants. 35 etc per 100 , $2.50 per 1,000. A general assortment of green house and bedding plants , roses , coleus , geraniums , pansies , alternanthera , canna , &c. &c. at low down prices. A liberal dis count to tho trade. Pure bred poultry and eggs for hatching ; Black Cochin , Ply mouth Rock , S. C. Brown Leghorn , $1 for 13 eggs. A few good fowls for sale cheap. W. J. Hess eh , Piattsmoutb , Neb. Don't say that girl is freckled ; bo poet ical , and say that she is sun-kissed. If ffllctod with Sore Eve * ) , jup Dr. Tsaac ThompJ son's Eye Water. Drugclits sell It. 23c A sure sign of company : When there is no cake in the house. Pnset Sound Point * . The Union Pacific , "The Overland Eoute , " is now ready to take excellent care of all "who go via its line to Taco- ma , Olympia , Seattle , Port Townsend , Victoria and all Ptiget Sound and Wash ington Territory points. It's tho most direct and best line from Iowa , Illinois , Missouri , Kansas , Nebraska and all eastern states to this new and rich coun try , and passengers will save time in traveling to points in Washington Ter- ritoiy via the Union Pacific railway. Apply to your nearest ticket agent for rates , information and pamphlets on Washington Territory , to any General or Traveling Passenger Agent of this Company or E. L. Lojiax , General passenger Agent , Omaha , Ne braska. Tho "Bs" that buzz in thespring are with ua again bock beer and base ball. A newspaper man with about $1,000 capital can learn ot a good opening by ad dressing Western Newspaper Union , Den ver , Colorado. Good women arc the salt of the earth , when they are not too fresh. rontnmpdon Snrely Cared. To the Editorf Please inform your read ers that I have a positive remedy for con sumption. By its timely use thousands ot hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy fhee to any of your read ers who have consumption if they will send me their express and P. O. address. Re spectfully , T. A. SL0CUM , M. C , 181 Pearl street , NewYork. After the honeymoon , the only happiness left in life is the first tooth. . The most positive evidence of a fool is , dishonesty. * > " * % * how's this ; We offer One Hundred Dollars Rewax i for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Props. . Toledo. O. We , the undersigned , have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 yeara , and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions , and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Truax , Wholesale Druggists , Tole do , Ohio. g Walding. Kinirin & Marvin , Wholesale Druggists , Toledo , Ohio. E. H. Vau Hoesen , Cashier. Toledo Na tional Bank , Toledo , Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally , acting directly upon the blood nnd mucus surfaces of the system , Price , 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggist * . iN - Vs 1 * -T-i 4 - I , - , * " rrjAcoBSon W TRADE CSaMJjal , MARK J At Dbcooists and Vtxir.r.t. . INK CHA1LE3 A. VOQELEft CO. , D ltmort. ! Mi. SIMHEADACHEfi AADTCD0 thencLepl11 * ' Is Mil I _ A IJ Th ° 7 • ! * < > reliere Dl * J ll % # tresi froiaDyi ii p UIn ssfllWIP clIgcstlonsndTooiritartT V ITTL& Esting. A perfect rem- H llfPH odjrfornizzliiM .N itsc I VE.K DrowftlnexK , liatl Ttite H riBdl e * I" " " > Month. Costml H rlsVLS. Tongun.PalnitithoSUle. WM ST TOKl'ID LIVEIt. Thej pfljp p pjnflB regulate tho Uowels. ss ssssssssUH Purely Vegetable 1 i Price 25 Cents. CABTEB UEDICIH2 CO. , NEW YOitK. B lMil'S iSaJLD 'J l - Price' WEILT DRILLS " FOR ALL PURPOSES. /JR Havo mado 2 ft. a minuto with the /iBl AUSTIN 4 Bfilll s > * TRIUMPH. JwELTatgassttis Bend 20c. for moiling tSSxZ-JE BBwmm Catalogue. F. C. Austin Mfg. Co. COR. CARPENTER ST. AND CARROLL AVE. CHICAGO , ILLINOIS. MllsssssVssssssVHsssssssI A Bur9 1STHM1 KiDDEB-s wsmiagsgtw • sssssBSS ssVHssssBBSssssssaBB Charleston n. Hup t Blo SB u iliiy. Snmplca worth S3.15FREE. TkD Lmes not uniler hnrseV leet. Write Brew- IjWstor Safety Rein Holder Co..Hollv. Mien. . . . . _ l MMMlMMMsHIMMnHMBs % MslMM | • me most cer * M nSH Bfeflfet tain 1 lm \V W Paln REMEDY" H | UU the worldl v | Hs that Instantly. M VVfe llPPVB . st ° P3 e most M MN Ju Ef excruciating. M & pains.lt istruly- M mlkWMmWmV \ thegreatCON- -H P * * sP s QUEROR OF . I PAIN , and ha * J done more/ M good than any known remedy. M For Sprains , Bruises , Backache , . H Pain inthe Chest or Sides , Headache , . M Toothache , or any other External Pain , . H a few applications rubbed on by the- M hand act like magic , causing the pain- M to instantly stop. M For Congestions , Inflammations , . • B Sore Throat , Bronchitis , Cold in the- \ Chest , Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Lorn- H bago , Sciatica , Pains in tho Small of fl the Back , etc. . more extended , longer- M continued and repeated applications. M are necessary to ellcct a cure. | ' I RADWAY'S RELIEF. I Instantly relieves and quickly cures 1 all INTbRNAL PAINS , Cramps , Spasms , Sour Stomach , Nausea , Vom- M iting , Heartburn , Nervousness , Sleep- M lessness , Sick Headache , Diarrhoea , . M Colic , Flatulency , Fainting , Spells. M Sold By Druggists. 50 Cents a Bottle. H CARRIAGES ! I & &ZjWe make n special If of nannfac- LH tatr/t. * ! turinjt U t > r Carriages to sell dl- M J2"v > " > ' rcct to prlTuto bit riles. You H j . . can , therefore , do better with u * . B H | Miav-than with a dealer. Wo send Car- M i \S © rrtaP.estoa" Points within TUOmlles . H UBjlma of ChlCBsorrcaorchmrce. fieDCi mW MTXJBSSMC for catalogue. mm Wm' CHAS. RAISER , Mfr.f • jjluy 62-64 jboura A . , CHtago , 11L DETECTIVES I W-ittpil In r-itrj cfi.BiT. 5hrt d n a to act oat r ioitrvcu.s. Bfl In our tftcrct fl.rvtee. Kxptritnt * b.i ftvctMftr/.Stid 3a. Hmp | GrannanDettcllveBurcauCo.44Arcsda.Clnclnnstl.Oi. 1 Tlie man wlio lus iiiMsItU Irom three mm\ Uo ( iltrr llie man wlu wiint xtnrlct- H to live dollars ill u Kubbcr Coat , and Sf ( not stjle ) a carmcitt that will keep at his tint half hour's experience In M m lilm dry In tlir hardest itunn. It U IH a storm tlnds to his lorrow that It is lAf ET T "lied TOWEtt'S HSU IIUANP- H hardly a better protection than a mosff f I " SLICKEK , ' a name familiar to eery fB quito netting , not only feels chagrined m m Cow-boy all over the land. With them at being so badly taken In , but also | SA the only perfect Wind and Waterproof HJ feels if he does not loot exactly like § | % l Coat Is ruwer's Fl h ilraiid Mllcker. " Ask lor the "FISH ItUAND" Sucker I I sWi I WJ and take no other. Ifyourstorokecper Bj doci not have therisii brand , lendforclcjCTiptlTecatalogne. A.J.TowtR. ' 'O Simmons St. , llo tniuJI ss. CI VU A QT CARRIAGE S HARNESS MANUFACTURING CD ? I il fillllll Q Erery BogxT sold brasenta has MTeral Uija. X0.J2 Bj mllsrnill dollaraadddtothmanutacturer'apnca. < Ml' . . , . . , , . 1 ft _ . _ , , _ Wear mannfacturers.andh Y.FN ATjL Jv " "Itael Hrnc * M Ho. X. tsrm HsrntM ; Astenta. Forl5yr . havadaalt t * T VV S14 OO H llaaaatoJfcrKV. S24 ED with tha consumer. Woihipanjwh r 7\t vS-2 n ss'aal'1' * ' * VJ 4d RIb | * LY 1 p f. payllotogSO tosota * mlddJo m nta rder M0SaSsT * TBBffCBkjp Bj rfiv J * * > . K isllssVW Am aa ' aoma aold at ' eilQ.P Onffa ' & * lllfi ' I SUERItS f fl u4 & HKi PBBMH0fltf BM.aTOrla UMllforai4O. fliaetonsS125 * ClfkO I I H 9siS0 Qr un k ! < I > t ll . Road Carts , 317. mViORI I 1 Mnrm Wu can _ W * box * nd deliver on can in Elkhart , frt * of chart * . zL IrmJ H .B JBjaEfjpKjnii line of nAIXNIs&OO M--JMK3fBfFv7 > I / VM BBjjfSBMAs Oar Haraesa ar all No. 0"Os ? Kj - W BBWPy \ H trf7fsKPMfT'5roJRr " | oi page ttiut. Catalogue. Free. l * _ 'l5)rs5 ' ) r\5 5c ? J v I W. L. DOUGLAS I < to cunp FOR I 4 > 5 QnV/C GENTLEMEN. Best in the world. Examine hid 85.00 GENUINE HAND-SEWED SHOE. 84.00 HAND-SEWED WELT SHOE. S3.50 POLICE AND FARMERS' SnOE. 82.50 EXTRA VALUE CALF SHOE. 82.25 WORKINGMAN'S SHOE. 82.00 GOOD-WEAR SHOE. 82.00 nnd 81.75 BOYS' SCHOOL SHOES. M All made In Congress , Iluttou and Lace. B W. L. DOUGLAS I $3 & $2 SHOES laf i ? . res. . I Best Material. Best Style. Best Fitting. | 1 W. L. DoucIaB' S. 'l.OO Shoe , shown In cut below. I * m\ \ made of line Calf , on lasts modelled for the foot ; smooth- inslilc xs liaml-'C-wrd allocs nnd no tacks or wax thread to hurt the feet. E\ery > r warranted. CI A fTRITflaT "W. L DOUGLAS' name and the price ar - stamped on % f 0 , / I.ABlillBlU hc bottom of all Shoes advertised by lilm Ufore Seating Ms MTLCMCMr \J M\J A AWll factory : this protects the wearers analn-.t Iilrli prices and WKMmWMWK Inferior goods. If tour dealer offers > on shoes without W. L. DOUGLAS' name I B2BTr3 and price stamped on thcra. and says they arc lil shoes , or iutt as ( ri od. do not Ix : I BaB- deceived therebv. Dealers make more profit on unknown khoes that are not war- bB SXI ranted bv ant l odv : therefore do not l j Induced to buy shoes that hat c no reputar > mVrW tH Hon. Buy onlv tlio e that hate W. L. DOUGLAS'name and the price vVNsr BJ t2\ stamped on the bottom , and jou are sure to get full talue for tour money. .C/Ar aSEsF lJ m. Thousands of dollars are saved annually In this countrj' ' 'J' 'c wearers of jf t BssV m A W. L. DOUGLAS' SHOES. &f & > • Bf l If your dealer will not pet tou the kind or style you want. cnd yourorder > TBTB m.\ \ direct to his factory , with the price enclosed , and they will I * sent j ou by f o > J > \i W' ' return mall , postage f rro : consequently , no matter where you lit e. > on Jr - * * * cSW1 J' can always get W. L. DOUGLAS' SHOES. Be sure and state size r r , . tiaM and width you wear ; If not sure , send for an order blank ; _ - s * l ssnHBBl giving lull instructions how to get a perfect fit. s\ r T m t m W. L. DOUGLAS. Brockton , Mass. Sri r * _ HEALTHFUL EXERCISE. Only a few months ajro these romping' , rosy-cheeked lasses were pnny , dell,1 cate , pale , sickly girls. By the aid of Dr. Pierce's world-famed Favorite Pre- J Bcription , they have blossomed out into beautiful , plump , hale , hearty , strong / f. young women. _ " Favorite * is restorative tonic and Prescription an invigorating , as a \ > regulator and promoter of functional action at that critical period of change from girlhood to "womanhood , it ia a perfectly safe remedial agent , and can produce onty good results. It is carefully compounded , by an experienced and skillful physician , and adapted to woman's delicate organization. It is purely v - . vegetable in its composition and perfectly harmless in any condition of the system. It imparts strength to the whole system. For overworked , "worn- out , " "run-down , " debilitated teachers , milliners , dressmakers , seamstresses , "shop-girls , " housekeepers , nursing mother : , and feeble women generally , Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the greatest earthly boon , being unequaled as , an appetizing cordial and restorative tonic It is the only medicine for women. | sold by druggists , under a positive guarantee , from the manufacturers , that it will give satisfaction in even' case , or money will be refunded. This guarantee has been printed on the bottle-wrappers , and faithfully carried out for many years. Copyright , 1SS3 , by "Would's Dispensary Medical Association. Proprietors. 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