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5 1 Enormous Fortunes.
- . } Notwithstanding tlto enormous for-
i * tunes accumulated through tli < ueo of
; - printer's ink , largo sutus of money aro
nimunlly wasted ineffectual mul unre-
xnunorntivo advertising.
1 , f-j. Tlio merits pf a really vnlnnblocom-
* V * nioility properly portrayed in tho eol-
i ! nrans of na influential and widely renil
r newspaper , like this , will speedily be-
• • - I como generally known and appreciated ,
f I r"5 while tho returns reaped by tho ndvor-
I \t \ tiser will bo liko thoso of tho wise bus-
( I , bandman who "planted his seed in
t " | tfood ground , wherein it l > oro fruit and
* I brought forth , somo mi hundredfold ,
L 1 sorao sixty , some thirty. "
[ - . I JTho wording of an advertisement is
! J an nil-important matter.
- ' J t Clearness , attractiveness , brevity and
- sincerity must characterize any nn-
| I nouncemoht intended to catch tho pub-
j I lie eye and appeal to public confidence.
- I An.advortisement inserted in a London
journal a few days ago brougbt instant
- > \ and multitudinous replies accompanied
k | bj' an almost unlimited supply of bank
* notes , simply because it touched the
% , chord of nuturo which makes all man-
. ; kind akin. Its simplo pathos and sclf-
I | evident tntthfulness appealed to every
I lienrt.
' Tho advertiser sought for a lost rela-
j- i tive , and , giving his namo , said : "lam
* f ill and friendless. My last half crown
* j , is oxpended in paying for this advertiso-
f | incut Write me at"giving tho ad-
P j. dress ) . As already stated , nearly every
j % * ono who read tho announcement liasten-
i s j ed to relievo tho necessities of tho suf-
• * L. ' ferer ureal sufferer in this caso.though
i - I many swindles aro perpetrated iu tho
. ' C divine , namo of charity.
: | Thnfc it is with a really meritorious
( commodity or preparation ; if its virtues
r- ' ' ; bo properly and truthfully set forth in
f * tho public press , its success is prompt
, 1 f and certain.
' * On tho other hand , tho public is quick
{ I and unerring to detect deception ond
t * I charlatanry ; andaccordingly , , no amount
1 * of "iiiff ry" will force a vile nostrum
[ I r into public'esteem ond patronage. Un-
i | [ \ told suniH have been sunk in vain efforts
R * , to advertise into popularity so-called
11' ' $ ' medical preparations which did not pos-
jT k sess the virtues or properties claimed
'I ' I for them.
[ I/ j Valuable medicines , however , like
\ \ \ "Warner's Safe Cure and Warner's Log
• i. - 1 . Cabin Sarsnparilla , carry their own best
, k * - * " tf commendation iu their power to cure
. • I • ' the particular diseases for which they
; * J f are a Kpecific.
\i \ They require no labored panegyric to
| t convince the pooplo of their power and
' J eflieacy , for thoy liavo been tried and
\u \ \ found perfect.
Nature's remedies , by their own in-
; J triusic merits havo conferred a lasting
'I ' I boon upon mankind , and the } ' have
: | J secured an enviable reputation and lm-
y limited sale throughout the civilized
I , I world.
' \
\ Tannins by electricity is one o [ the now-
> eat applications in the industries.
Iff ELys CATARRH
t , CREAM BALM. WtZCi - > tM
l ' I suffered from ca-Wfcfl CURreCOWfl
tarth 12 year * . TheHfeiV / HFAn
dropping * into my w' Vwr @ fc3 AuJ
| |
throat were nauseatWHftrFfcVt | \ ju G M
ing. My nose bledl ' * j' " H
almost daily. Slow Wg' / S& B
tlie first day's use ol L / eit& H
Ely's Cream Balm IWSWKr . > < . a < J B
havo had no blre ilnpr , InQflS S xi c *
soreness is entirely bH \ 0 jjVjr.1
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withlJoBton nudRet.HM > SJTB irJ5iK
A particle is applied Into each uojirh nnd Is n ee-
ablc. Prlci' . * i'cen ' ai5tDru > : cI < tsbyinnll.retrlstcred.
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1 * o itively cured to y
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Kr 111 LEi Eating. A perfect rem-
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E9 I VE.K Drowsiness , Bad Taste
' / B nM in tho Mouth , Coated
l H 11 LLO. Tougiie.Pain in tbo Side.
J 1 Hi TOltPID XIVElt. Thej
- / BaBVC l regulate the Bowels.
I ( HBBBtfe Purely Vegetable.
R 1 ' Price 25 Cents ;
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f The world ought to Ri know what S. S. S. has
P done for me in the cure IfffS of a malignant Cancer ,
whichu ° 3SB0badnstoBHHbc considered incurs ,
! ble by the physicians P in Chicago , where I
k \ went to bo treated. Oner11 of my neighbors sent
K ' } me a cony of an adverm tiscment in regard to
) . Swift's fcpeclfic and 1BBB began taking it. I got
I relief from the first few F # Tdosea ; the poison was
s gradually forced cut of L"J my system , and I was
" / soon cured sound and well. It is now ten
B months since Iqnit tak- ing 8. S. S. and I have
luid no sign of return of the dreadful disease.
f Mns. Ask Bothwell.
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An Intelljeeni I ojc. , '
Tim posfiession of im intelligent dopr
iu the family may bo n very HHcful
moans out of nmcrfrencies. Not lonj ;
ago 8omo inembors of a family return
ing from an evening entertainment woro
unable to gainin entrance iuto their
Jiouso. Tho koy luul been forgotten
and tho sorvunttt were evidently afiloop.
Hinging the door bell produced no re
sponse. Tho only sound in-doors was
.that of tho dog's tail gently thumping
against tho riur , but nftor a tirao that
ceased. Tho dog had recognized his
.friends and refused to baylc. When all
efforts to enter seemed fruitless tho door
was oponed by a Bleepy servant accom
panied by n very wide awako dog. It
Roomed that tho friend of tho family
had made his way to tho servant'room ! ,
and had gently awakened hoc to a
realization of tho situation. As lie had
never been permitted to enter the room
before it is evident that his sense of the
needs of tho occasion had shown hint
that ho should not wait for a ceremoni
ous invitation. Chicago Mail.
Abraham Lincoln' * Clock.
Private Secretary Halford has in his
room the clock which is dearest to the
hearts of the old employes of tho white
house. It is of black marble and gilt ,
and originally had a gloss caso over it ,
but that was brokon long apro. What
appeals to the sentiment in this time
piece is that it is the only article in the
white house which stands exactly as it
did-when Abraham Lincoln was presi
dent. Lincoln's ofllco room was the
one now occupied by Jtfr. Halford , and
the clock then stood on the mantel just
as it does now. Mr. Arthur fruieiod the
clock because of ifs associations and
had it taken to his own room. Mr.
Henley , chief clerk of the executive of
fice under Mi * . Clovoland , asked to have
it brought buck , and about two j-ears
ago it was done.
lie Wan Ouo ol' TIipiii.
• fiTou would hardby think , " said the
3'ellow haired. man _ who sat-on the fence
and whittled a stick , "that there was a
lot. of gosh denied idiots in this neigh
borhood fourteen years ajro that could
have sold their lands for S50 an acre and
didn't do it. They wanted § 100. They
thought the railroad was comin' through
here sure. Some of us had a little
senne , though , and sold out. Tho land
ain't worth $1.50 an acre now. You can
see it's nothin' but sand. "
"Yes , I see. " said the tourist. "I sup
pose you're backhere on a visit. "
"Er no. I live here , " replied the
man on the fence , as ho took a fresh
chew of tobacco and looked drearily
in tho direction of the setting sun.
"Stranger , I was one of the gosh derned
idiots. " Chicago Tribune.
lillo Everluniliig : .
Dr. 'Hammond and Dr. Campbell an
nounce that man need never die , except
by accident , or his own disobedience of
hygienic rules. There is some little
reason in some of the arguments , but
the doctors fail to tell us that life is de
pendent upon a vital principle govern
ing the whole process of assimilation
and repair. Unfortunately , the pro
cesses of repair do not control the
vital principle ; if so , we might live for
ever.
ever.Warner's
Warner's Log Cabin Eemedies old-
fashioned , simple compounds , used in
the days of our hardy forefathers , are
"old timers" but "old reliable. " They
comprise a
Warner's Log Cabin Sarsaparilla ,
"Hops and Buchu Eemedy , " "Conjrh
and Consumption Kemedy , " "Hair
Tonic , " "Extract , " for External and In
ternal Use , "Plasters , " "Eose Cream , "
for Catarrh , and "Liver Pills. " They
are put up by H. H. Warner & Co. , pro
prietors of Warner's Safe Eemedies. and
promise to equal the standard value of
those great preparations. All druggists
keep them.
them.A
A Bit tor Coitftolntloif.
Emperor Francis Joseph received
among his many letters of condolence
on the death of liis son one letter signed
"The Mother of Oberdank. " In 1882
Oherdank was arrested for having a
shell in his possession when the em
peror visited Trieste. Ho was tried
and condemned to death. His mother
sent an appeal to the emperor for his
pardon. So did Victor Hupo. His
majesty refused the pardon and Ober
dank was executed. "Unhapp3' father , "
says tho mother in her letters to the
emperor. "I regret that on account of
the trajrie death of your only son you
are compelled to feel the same pangs
that I , poor abandoned mother , felt on
the morning of the 20th of December ,
1882. "
When l' .abv wns sick , we pare her Cnstorla.
When she wiu n Child , she cried lor Cnstoria ,
When she liprania Miss , she clunjr to Castoria ,
When shp liml Children , she jr.ive them Custori.i.
The police department of Bostou costs
the city $1,250,000 per year.
Sheriff's Sale
Smoke the Sheriff Sale Sejiar. A straight
10 cents Havana Cigar for 5 cents.
There is no unsolved myatery for the fish
that has been landed.
Consumption Surely Cured.
To the Editor : Please inform your read
ers that I have a positive remedy for con
sumption. By its timely use thousands of
hopeless "cases have been permanently
cured. I shall be zhid to send two bottles
of my remedy free to any of your read
ers who have consumption if they will send
me their express and P. O. address , ite-
spectfully , T. A. SL.OCOM . , M. C , 181 Pearl
street , KewYork.
Another crank is to attempt to go
through the Niagrara Rapids May 23.
Fond for Consumptive * .
Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil , with
Hypophosphites , is a most marvelous
food and medicine. It heals the irritation
of the throat and longs , and gives flesh
and strength quicker than any other rem
edy known. It is very palatable , having
none of the disagreeable taste of the crude
oil.
Murat Halstead will write a magazine
article on the rejection of his nomination.
_ M . I prescribe and f ally en
M dorse Big G as the only
. VTilFPJ' J B specific for the certain cure
Kl TO * ? AT8 : of this disease.
KSSSSL 1 G.H.I2fGRAHAH.M.J > . ,
g5f Amsterdam , N. Y.
B9 | vrdoaljbyti * Vv'e have sold Big G for
ISIlTiniQislMlfa.tnany years , and it has
lflf # TT MW m Kiven the best of satia-
-
A CTncirm a , B faction.
Ofcio. VI D.K.DYCHE&CO. .
- F V Chicago. 111.
Tr d rjUrl 31.00. Sold by Druggists.
] a ditfWA flndthat Wio's " euro
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/ * jj. , . find Piso's Care for
g4t T { - r < bJyConsumption ME
- -J fVf4rfrr 'BE8T remedy for *
va ) # I N Vj Vjk\ft/hoarsenesw and to
f * = 4'cleorthethroat. .
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PROMINENT CHARACTERS.
4
R. T. HXCOLN.
Eobert Todd Lincoln gets the most
important of tho European appoint
ments that of Envoy Extraordinary
and Minister Plenipotentiary of the
United States to England. Mr. Lincoln
is a native of Illinois. Ho was born
, August 1,1843 , at Springfield. His ed
ucation was begun at tho University of
Illinois , continued at Exeter , Now
Hampslure , and completed at Harvard.
As oon ase was graduated * he re
ceived a commission in "the army as
Captain and was placed on the staff of
General Grant. When the war ended
ho studied law and was admitted to the
bar in Chicago in 18G7. A year later he
was married to Miss Harlan , daughter
of Senator Harlin , of Iowa. In 187(5 Mr.
Lincoln was elected Supervisor of the
South Town of Chicago , and this was
tho only public office he ever held until
ho was appointed Secretary of "War in
the Cabinet of President Garfield. He
continued in this office throughout the
administration of Presieent * Arthur.
Upon his retirement from the "War De
partment in 1885 Mi * . Lincoln resumed
the practice of his profession in Chi
cago.
THOMAS ItYAS.
Thomas Ryan was born at OxfordN Y.
Nov. 25,1837. He resided in Bradford
county , Penn. , from his infancy until
in 1865. From that time to the present
date be has been a resident of Topeka ,
Kansas. In 18C2 he entered the army
as a volunteer. He reached the rank of
Captain and served until 18(54 ( , when he
was mustered out on account of wounds
received in the Battle of the "Wilderness.
Mr. Byan's life at TopeKa has been an
exceedingly busy one. He is a lawyer
with a good prartice. Eight years he
served as County Attorney , and four
years as Assistant United States Attor
ney. He was elected to the Forty-
sixth and has been elected to every sub
sequent Congress. He now goes to Mex
ico as Envoy Extraordinary and Min
ister Plenipotentiary from the United
States.
C. E. MTTCHEIiIi.
Charles E. Mitchell who is chosen
commissioner of patents , is a native of
Bristol , Connecticut , but is at present
a resident of New Britain. He has a
wide reputation and is the best known
patent attorney in New England. He
is now about fifty years of age. Mr.
Mitchell was educated at BroAvn Univer
sity , and has lived in New Britain about
twenty-five j-ears. He has represented
New Britain in the Legislature , was
City Attorney for several years , and is
one of the most prominent Republicans
in the State. The new Commissioner
of Patents , is a successful political
speaker. He is a public spirited and
liberal man.
JAMES TAXNEB.
James Tanner was born at Cobble-
skill , Schoharie county , New York , in
1843. His educational advantageswere
but meagre , for when a boy he worked
on his father's farm and attended the
public schools of the district during his
leisure times on the farm. However , he
made good use of those spare moments ,
and at seventeen he was elected as the ;
villago school teacher. At eighteen
years of age he entered the army , en- \
listed as a private and went to the
front. He participated with McClel- '
lan's Army of ihe Potomac on the Pen- :
insula , and was made corporal. In the '
summer of 1862 , "while engaged in cov- '
eiing PopB/s ; retSSbati * _ Augustfc$0 , afr the ] :
secontl battle of Bull Run7 % shell "burst- \
ing over him lacerated , both his legs , •
which were amputated. "When Abra- *
hem Lincoln was dying Tanner , who
was then a clerk intl e "War Department '
at Washington , was summoned to the '
lick room of tli eProxident to "take down ]
/
, ' * i
in short hand certain testimony In ref
erence to the assassination. He was
admitted io the bar In 18C9 , and was
appointed tho same year to tho Custom
House clerkship. Mr. Tanner was a
Deputy Collector under General Arthur.
He was four times appointed Collector
of Taxes of Brooklyn. Tanner was can
didate for Register in 1876 , but was de
feated. Six years ago ho led his party
ticket in a race for Sheriff , but failed of
election. Ho Is a post commander of
tlio Department of Now York , G. A. It. ,
and lias been an active member of the
National Committeo on Pension of the
Grand Army , and is now onr new Com
missioner of Pensions.
JOHN BBIGnT.
John Bright , whoso death occurred
at 8:30 o'clock on tho morning of March
27th , and is lamented throughout tho
civilized world , was born at Greenbank ,
Lancashire , in 1811. He was educated
in Yorkshire school belonging to tho
Society of Friends. At tho age of
fifteen ho was put to business by his
father , who was a cotton spinner.
When , in 1838 , the Anti-Corn League
was formed in Manchester , Mr. Bright
attached himself to it , and in a few
years was prominently associated with
Richard Cobden in tho agitation con
ducted by that body. Its operations
soon covered England with zealous sup
porters and resulted in tho re
peal of tho Corn Laws , in the year
1840 , a measure duo in great part to Mr.
Bright's effective oratory. In 1843
he entered Parliament as representa
tive of the city of Durham. Four j-ears
afterwards ho took his seat in the House
of Commons as a member for Manches
ter , which he continued during four
years. In 1857 Birmingham elected him
one of its members , and he represented
that constituency to his death. Ho was
President of the Bpard of Trade , 18G8-
71 , and Chancellor of the Duchy of
Lancaster , 1873-7-4. Upon the advent of
Mr.Gladstone to power in 1880Mr. , Bright
became Chancellor of the Duchy of
Laucaster the second time , but resigned
in 1882 , because opposed to tho policy
of the Government with regard to
Egypt. Mr. Bright's view on the Irish
questions , were strongly opposed to
those of his Mend Gladstone. His
services as a statesman we.xe devoted to
tho expansion of popular power. He
was a member of the Society of Friends
and opposed to war. In 1854 : his elo
quent voice was raised in opposition to
the war with Russia , made in that year
by the allied forces of England , France
and Turkey , who were subsequently
strengthened by an army from Sardi
nia. During the civil war in this conn-
try he was an earnest friend of the Fed
eral cause.
oisJ Dt
J. W. MAS OK.
John W. Mason the new commission-
er of Internal Revenue is a native of
Virginia and is about forty-seven years
old. His advantages of education were
confined to the district schools of his
native county. His father was a villago
blacksmith , and young Mason was
swinging the hammer himself when tho .
war broke out. He entered the Union
army at the age of eighteen ; was en
gaged in nearly all the battles in West
Virginia and the Valley of Virginia , and
was promoted for bravery. After the
war ho attended college and studied
law. At the same time he held an office
in the Liternal Revenue Service at
Grafton. He has won distinction as a
lawyer in West Virginia , and beyond.
Taking an active interest in politics
Mr. Mason has become a local leader of
his party. For several years he was a
member of the State Executive Com
mittee , and also for several years a mem
ber of the National Republican Com
mittee , serving until 1888. In 1882 he
was a candidate for Congress , and was
defeated by only ten votes. He was
also the Republican candidate forjudge
of the Supreme Court at the last eleo-
tion.
s
H. W. IiADD.
Herbert W. Ladd has been nominated
for Governor of Rhode Island by the
Republicans of that State. Mr. Ladd
was born in New Bedford , Mass. , in Ocv
tober , 1843 , and is a graduate of the
high school of that city. He was in the
dry goods business for a time , but soon
joined tho staff of a newspaper pub
lished at New Bedford. He subse
quently won distinction as a war cor
respondent. Is. 18&1 he returned to the
ifiygbodslnisin ss in : Boston. He ? has -
lived-in Providence , * * Rhode Island ,
since 1871 , where ho is tho , head of a
large retail business. Mr. Ladd was one
of tho organizers of the. Providence
Congregational Club , and founder and
president of tha Ao 'cuiCnmmer dalCiuV.
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All Kv > li 'IVinper'rt rtlnu.
• ' "What an uyl . r nian , " . aid Pritlitnin.
Mio stranger , iih hIrolled down tlitv
villni ) htrvut willi his frieiift. -
' 'l'os , " Htuhis \ fi'iiiinl , "tfiatis VoU > v
Gi.iy ; he is very homely , but tlio picas
ntitcnt tempered man in the world. You
cun'l nmlio liini imid ; no mutter what
you do you can't tumm * him. "
"Dollars to doughnuts , " Hn 'Mu '
Htrau isr , "Tcandle him all up. " " Ho
walked up to Peter and caught hold of
Iu k ray heard. "Yon miserable old
swindler , " he said. "You surprise me , "
wifd 'Potor , with an impatient gesture.
When Pottitom recovered consciousness
he was lying on tlu drug store counter
and they were bathing his fnco. "What
was that he said ? " ho murmured iu bro
ken tones. "Ho said you surprised
him , " repeated his friend. "That's
what I thought he > > aidf " mnrmnrod tho
stranger. "Send for a bishop and let-
us return thanks that I didn't irritate
him. "
Jlyenn Spearing In India.
The hyena , though a most useful
scavenger , is not a noble looking ani
mal , and his nature is decidedly currish.
Ho is not a beast usually selected for
the chase , but affords a certain amount
of fun when nothing better is to bo
had. Many a sportsman , when dis
appointed in finding honv , has had a
run after a hi'oiia. These beasts do not
go at any great pace or charge liko a
brave old boar , yet thoy are not easyto
spear , by reason of tho quickness with
which they turn and twist. In our first
illustration the animal has just turned
sharp at right angles and thrown out
tho man who was about to spear him ,
letting another cut iu , whilo the horso
of a third , putting his foot in a hole ,
comes down , and then , getting rid of
his rider , continues tho chaso on his
account , biting and striking at the
hyena , which makes no attempt to
resent this strange onslaught. We ob
serve that Mr. Moray Brown , in his ex
cellent book , "Shikar Sketches , " men
tions a similar incident. Put doubles
and turns cannot always save the hyena ;
at last a well directed spear thrust ends
his career on earth and finishes the diffi
cult pursuit. London News.
A Dinner In Slum ,
Miss Pleeson , of Pittsburg , now mis
sionary out in Siam , had tho honor ,
lately , to dino with tho king and queen
of that country , in their new and splen
did summer palace. The ceremony be
gan with tho washing of all hands in
perfumed waters , held in silver bowls ,
after which a golden chest of betel , the
Siam.ese equivalent for tobacco and
chewing gum , was passed around but
the use of it was not do rigner , and the
foreigners were given tea in place of the
fiery quid. Tho dinner , which was
served in the most exquisite of china ,
glass and silver , came on in twenty
courses , and after it his majesty , who
was garbed in pure white , with gold
and purple trimmings , had his prize
acrobats and jugglers perforin upon a
platform below the dining hall , for the
amusement of the guests. New York
Commercial Advertiser.
Tlio wonderful cure by Salvation OH of
Mr. M. S. Gulp , 229 George St. , Baltimore ,
Md. , who was lor many years so pros
trated with Rheumatism a8 to be entirely
helpless , lias awakened widespread interest
in this remedy. It costs only 25 cts.
"If the heart of a man is depressed with
cares and sufferings , the mist is dispelled
when the bottle appears. " Not a bottle
of spirits , oh no ! but a smallvial of that
invaluable compound known to civilization
as Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup , which will cure
a cough or cold immpdiately.
A curling mutch was played recently at
Edinburgh by electric light.
A new wrinkle ; the last sorrow.
He Won $15,000.
Providence ( It. I. ) Telegram , Starch 20.
Mr. Fred A. Young , treasurer of the
Union Eyelet Company , of this city ,
purchased for $1 the twentieth part
of ticket No. 2,887 in the Louisiana
State Lottery. The ticket at the re- [
cent drawing took the $300,000 prize |
nnd entitled Mr. Young to one-twen- •
tieth of the sum , viz. , $1H,000. The t
gentleman was credited by the Tele- |
gram with having this stroke of luck (
about two weeks ago , but a denial
appeared in one of the papers. This ;
morning the Telegram learned that .
the money had been collected for Mr. ,
Young through the Bank of America
of this city. At the bank no informa
tion could be obtained , the tellers
having apparently been instructed to
furnish no facts for publication. At
the office of the Eyelet Company a
Telegram reporter found Mr. Young
and learned that the ticket bought by
him through the Boston agency had
indeed won the money , and that the
$15,000 had been collected through
the bank named. His object for keep
ing the news of his great luck from the
masses , he said , was because he
thought that it would stimulate so
many others less able than himself
to indulge in lottery tickets to invest
their dollars.Just -why those with
less means than himself should not
desire $15,000 Mr. Young did not
state , but he did say that he objected
to the general publicbeingmadeaware
of his good fortune.
In a minute the lowest sound your oar
can catch has been made by 090 vibra
tions.
"There is the East "
, there is India ,
was Senator Benton's cry as he prophe
sied a railway across the continent from
sea to sea. But the most daring dreams
never approached the actual luxury of
the Golden Gate Special on the Union
Pacific Eailwa3' the iiuest train in the
world , leaving Council Bluffs and Oma
ha every Wednesday morning.
The lazier a man gets , the more his nose
runs.
For two two-cent stamps we will send
you one of the handsomest almanac-
the country. "Homestead , " Omaha , Neb.
The late John Bright was a great admirer
cf John G. Whittier's poetry.
Most men are negatives that the Lord
has failed to retouch.
The Empress of Japan has abandoned
her intention to visit this country.
How kind people are to the man who is
going to die !
The Duke of Nassau has accepted the
regency of the duchy of Luxembourg.
The new military poBt near-Denver , Col. ,
has been named Fort Logan.
Ex-EmpresB Eugenie is noon to spend
two months in Granada , Spain.
There is more catarrh in this section of
the country than nil other diseases put to
gether , and until tho lastfewyearswassup-
posed to be incurable. For v great many
years doctors pronounced it a local dis
ease , and prescribed local remedies , and by
constantly failing to cure with local treat
ment , pronounced it incurable. Science
has proven catarrh to be a constitutional
diseace , and thrrefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Oire ,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney < fe Co. , To
ledo , OhiOf | s-tbe anly'constitutiona ] iCnre
on the market. If ia taken internally iri
dopes from 10 drops to a teaspoonful.lt acts
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
face of the system. They offer one hundred
dollars for uny case it'raila to cure. Send
Fur circulars nu t testimonials. Address ,
F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O. iffigrSoId
by Druccists 75c.
,
- ' ' " ' " ' ' - " !
, Ik Guy'a ( Loudon ) Hospital lloportn ,
vol. 1 , page 51S0 , is found the stntemeut :
"Simple hypertrnphenlargement ) of
tho heart , especially of tho left ventnclo ,
• h found without valvular incompetency ,
u this numerous class tho cardiac in
secondary ( a sympton ) to tho ronal nf
feetion. " This explains why Warner's
> afii Cure is effectual iu cases of heart
disease. , It removes from tho blood tho
kidney acid which causes tho heart dis
ease.
DiiHt U the dandruff that Mother Earth
i't in her hair.
In 18j j0 "Baow.N's BnosciUAi. Tnocnps"
, were introduced , and their Hticcexs as a
euro for Coldn , Coughs , Asthma and Bron
chitis has been unparalleled.
Hullding air castles should be tho work
of the man who is full of wiud.
Ilettor Than Oklahoma.
1200 acres of tho choicest land in tho San
Luis Valley , iu Southern Colorado , all undur
fence , watcr-riahta secured and ditcho. -
ready for use. It will bo sold as a whoto or
in quantities to suit the purchaser. It Is thu
finest land in tho valloy. and it adapted m
cither fanning or stock-rawing. For price ,
terms , etc. , address HENRY A. BULTER. * .
Alamosa , Colorado.
Secretary Blaine exercises ouo hour every
day.
day.Hon.
Hon. George Itnncroft , the historian , is
tlio oldest living Harvard graduate.
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Sliding his patient suffering from that mo. = t common of American maladie ? ; |
Bilious Dyspepsia , or , in other words , from Torpid Liver , associated with indi- • \
gestion , advised him to go to the drug store and get Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical * m
Discover- world-famed remedy for such ailments. )
Golden Medical Discovery acts powerfulupon ! the Liver , and through that • * ? >
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Kidney ? , and other excretory organs , cleansing and strengthening them and I
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and nutrition , thereby building up both flesh and strength. It is the only
medicine of its class , guaranteed to benelit or cure , in all diseases for which . '
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/ * " " • , tHIJIT \ % O-t'jJUlE&JElTD for an incurable case of pi
& - Ir r L Jt. J Catarrh in ths Head by \.L \ !
S&L- T T u th $ proprietors of DrUSAGE'S CATAeRH , REMEDY. • i"Jgj
> fl il , 83liTOHS OF-CATiREIl Hcadache , obstrriotion of nose , discharges' I ii
Bt ' Blfalling into throat , sometimes profuse , watery , and acrid , at others , thick 1 it
m V tenacious , mucous , purulent , bloody and '
- putrid : eyes weak , rin-rinsr in cars J'i i
Wv v -S Nearness , diulculty of clearing throat.exncx-toratiou or otTcnsiu matter ' 1 '
( LA ; / breath offensive ; smell and taste impaired , and freneral debility. Only a |
WTv - few of these symptoms likely to be . '
WT\ . v- present at once. Tho'jsands of cas < - s'
• result in consumption , and end in the sruve. f
By its mild , soothinsr. antiseptic , cleansing , and healing properties , Dr. Saire's Kcnedv *
cuna the worst casee. Only 50 cents. Sold by . vusskfe : everywhere. • 5
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