I I JHE POCKET'S ' COFFERS. fls 'Do Witt Talmage Gives a Desbrlp- t j tlve Sermon on tho "Wrong B Uses of Money. " fl • "Thousands Congregate to Hoar tho H I Rev. Dlvlno. H J 'The Pilthy Lnore of This Land is Expend- fl I * * r ed in a Bank Manner. ' BnqoKLTx , March ! 10. At tho Tabcrnaclb Hi I ' Is morning , she thousand voices BUpport- fl J < d by organ and cornet , rolled out the hymn m | beginning : • fl J ' Werthlnlc the victory won , H T Noronco at case sit down ; H J Thlno arduous work will not l > ed" ne H g Till thou .hast got tliy crown. H I Tho Eov. T. Do Witt Talmufro , D. D. , fl I .preached tho sermon. His subject was , I * * ' Wrong Uses of Money , " and his text , I 1 'Timothy vl , 0 : "Thoy that wlll.be rich fall H I 3aCo temptation and a snare , and into many B I ifoalish and hurtful lusts , which drown men fl -in destruction and perdition. " H J That is tho Niagara Falls over which H > rush a-multitude of souls , namely thedeter- B . ininntion to have money anyhow , right or B wrong. Tell mo how a man gets his money H and what he does with it , and I will toll you H I his character , and what will bo his destiny | § in this world and tho next. I propose to fl I speak this morning about somo of tho ruin- M I • ous modes of getting money. , | Wo recently passed through a national 1 I • -election in which it has been estimated that B | thirty million dollars were expended. I think about twenty million of jt were spent B -in out and out bribery. Both parties raised -nil they could for this purpose. But that m was only on a large scale what has been 1 . • done on a smaller scale for fifty years and 1 .in all departments. B ] Politics from being the science of good 1 J government has often "been bedraggled into I the synonym for truculency and turpitude. a -A monster sin , plausible - , potent , pestifer- I ous , has gone forth to do its dreadful work a in all ages. Its two hands are rotten with I leprosy. It keeps its right hand hidden in a deep pocket. The left hand is clenched , and with its ichorous knuckle it taps at tho - iioor of the court room , the legislative hall , I Sie congress and the parliament. Tho door 1 Jwingsopen and the monster enters , and I . .elides through tho aisle of the council cham- * fl § oer as softly as a slippered page , and then it I -takes its right hand from its deep pocket m and offers it in salutation to judge or loirisln- fl 9 -tor. If that hand be taken , and the palm of X tho intruder cross tho pahn of the official , * & a * * he leprosy-crosses from palm to palm in a m y - ' ' % round blotch , round as a gold eagle , and m the virus spreads , and tho doom is fixed , I E and the victim perishes. Let bribery , ac- 1 • cursed of God and man , stand up for trial. fj Tho Bible arraigns it again and acrain. 1 Samuel says of his two sons who became I judges , "They took bribes and porverted I judgment" David says of somo of his pur- I suers , VTheir right hand is full of bribes. " . H I Amos says of some men in his day , "They ; 1 takea bribe and turn aside the poor in the | jrato. " Elipliaz foretells the crushing blows • -of God's indignation , declaring , "Fire shall -consume the tabernacles of bribery. " " It is no light temptation. The mightiest j "have fallenunder , it. Sir Francis Bacon , - ' J ' -lord chancellor of England , founder of our 1 anodern philosophy , author of "Novum 1 [ 'Prgaaum , " and a whole library of books , 1 i the leading thinker of his century , so prec- - i : ious that when a little child he was asked by ' • 'Queen Elizabeth "How " ! , old are you ? he J- "responded , "lam two years younger than ! your majesty's happy reign ; " of whoso ora- j J .tpry > Ben Johnson wrote , "The fear of everv J -man that heard him was lest he should J- make an end"having ; an income which you • Tvould suppose would have put him beyond 3 rthe temptation of bribery thirty-six thous- ! - and dollars a year , and Twickenham court J - • a gift , and princely estates in Hertforhshire ( andGorhambury yet under this temptation \ „ -to bribery falling fiat into ruin , and on his . ' -confession of taking bribes , giving as excuse ! J " that all his predecessors took them ; he was ' . "fined two hunared thousand dollars , or what { • correspends with our two hundred thousand ' J dollars , and imprisoned in London tower. { So also Lord Chancellor Macclesfield fell ; ] so also Lord Chancellor Waterbury perish- ' . cd. " The black chapter in English , Irish , : "French and American politics is the chap1 ler of bribery. Some of you remember tho l HKiiJlfic Mail subsidies , Most of you re- - • member the awful tragedy of the Credit 1 ' Mobilier. Under the temptation to bribery ] j. Benedict Arnold sold the tort in the Highx Mx lands for $31,575. For-this sin Gorgey bel m , trayed Hungary , Ahithophel forsook David ' " . iind Judas kissed Christ. When I see so ( r many of tho illustrious going down under * ; - iiis temptation , it makes me think of tho red. : , . "dragon spoken of in Revelation , with seven * ' . heads and ten horns and seven crowns , ' ' > ( drawing a third part of the stars of heaven I down after him. Tho lobbies of the legislaI tures of this country control the country. ; .The land is drunk with bribery. J • "Oh , " says some one , "there's no need of J lalking against bribery by promise or by l . "dollars , because every man has his price. " c i I do not believe it Even heathenism and * 5 ; Viie dark ages have furnished . specimens of l . * • of incorruptibility. , A cadi of Smyrna had , . | \ a case brought before him on trial. A man.T a - rjave him five hundred ducats in bribery. I r ' 'The case came on. The briber had many l ? . -witnesses. The poor man on the other side " * f ; iad no witnesses. At the close of the case .the cadi said : "This poor man has no wit- * C • guesses , he thinks ; I shall produce in his bec K half five hundred witnesses against the J- p- , other side. " And then pulling outthe bag * % * of ducats from under the ottoman , he dash- * § ed it down at the feet of the briber , saying , * f- -lI decision . " = - give my against you. Epam- S. ioondas , offered a bribe , said : "I will do e fer this thing if it be right , and if it be wrong * jt all your goods cannot persuade me. " FabJ J p. jricKis of the Roman senate was offered a ? fcv. ; bribe by Pyrrhus of Macedon. Fabricius * | .answered , * Vhat an example this would be . t ; no the Jlomaa people ; you keep your riches J e. i-andl'willfeeepmypovertyandreputation. " * 7 Tie president of the American congress rt- . during the American revolution , Gen. Reed , ft- - % vas offered ten thousand guineas by foreign J .commissioners if he would betray his * • country. He replied : "Gentlemen , lama -very poor man , but tell your king he is not J rich enough to buy me. " But why go so far , J ' • wben you and. I , if we move in honorable = -society , know men and women who by all f - the consecrated force of earth and hell could J mot be bribed. They would no more be J bribed than you would thinK of tempting an * angel of light exchange heaven for the J pit Toofferabribeisvilliany , but it is a "very poor compliment to the man to whom - 1 it is offered. . J I have not much.f aith in those people ; who ' rgo about bragging how much they could get if they would only sell out Those ; TOVjmen who complain that they are very * • "often insulted need to understand that.there ' is something in their carriage to invite inf suit There are men at Albany and HarrisJ J Tiurgandat Washinton who would no more | I "be approached bj' a bribe than , a pirate boat { nvith a few cutlasses would dare to attack * 1 British man-of-war with two banks of J -guns on each side loaded to the touch hole. ' "They areincorruptible men , and they are : ' the few men who are to save the city and • save the land. Meanwhile , my advice is to all people to keep out of politics unless you ' . tare invulnerable to this style of temptation' . \ Indeed , if you are naturally strong , you. meed religious "buttressing. Nothing but- • the grace of God can sustain our public men ' and make them what we wish. I wish ] there might come an old fashioned revival • of religion , that it might break out in con- ] : grcss and in the legislatures and bring many • of the leading Republicans and Democrats ] down on the anxious seat of repentance. ! • 'That day will come , or something better , ' for the Bible declares that kings and queens . • snail become nursing fatbers and jnothers i • to the church , and if tho greater in author- " igj atythen certainly the less. ] | | , . My charge also to parents is , remember M that this evil of bribery often begins in the < \ mj. . - home circle and in the nursery. Do not i ; H " bribe your children. Teach them to do that 1 \m \ , < -whicliis right , and not because of the ten < H fir - -cents or tho orange you will give them. < H ' " Tiere is a great difference between reward- 1 h | & flng virtue and making the profits thereof 1 B $1- the impelling motive. That man who is 1 H g . . Tbonest merely because "honesty is the best ' Kg ] ? ; jpolicy" is already a moral bankrupt BPJk * - ' My charge is to you , in all departments of 1 Kgfj&-- ; ' ; ilfe , steer clear of bribery , all .of you. ' HwiftV * - Every man and woman at some time will be 1 Ki- . : " . ' -tempted to do wrontr for compensation. Tho B | & ' ' . - bribe may not be offered In money. It may • BF § S Tbe offered in social position. Let us remem- Ri c ; iber that thero.is a day coming wben the glge' jnost secret transaction of private life and Hf Igj : ' of public life will come up lor public repro- WgiJ ? - hension. We cannot bribe death , we cannot liS' ' bribe sickness , we cannot bribe the grave , Bt " i m cannot bribo the judgments of that God ' Mm 't' 1 who thunders against this sin. & . . "Fie ! " said Cardinal Beaufort , "fie ! f rcan't death bo hired ! is modey nothing ? Ml must I die , and so rich ? if tho owning of the mYc /whole reahn would save me , I could get it 5- * * • " * > * t - > i.r , CI p * . f fc. . . • J * < f. by policy or Dy purchase by money. " No , death would not bo hired then ; ho will not be hired now. Men of tho world often rd- grct that thoy havo to leave their money hero when thoy go away from the world. You can tell from what thoy say in their last hours that one of their chief sorrows is that thoy havo to leave their money. I break that delnsion. I toll that bribe taker that.he will take his money with him. God will wrap it up in your shround , or put it in tho palm of your hand in resurrection , and there it will lie , not tho cool , bright , shin ing gold us it was on tho day when you sold your vote and your moral principle , but there it will lie , a hot metal ; burning and consuming your hand forever. Or , if there be enough of it for a chain , then it will fall from tho wrist clanking the fetters of an eternal captivity. Tho bribe is an ever lasting possession. You take it for time , you take it for eternity. Some day in tho next world , when you are longing for sym- Eathy , you will feel on your cheek a kiss , .ookingup you will find it to bo Judas , who took thirty pieces of silver as a bribo and finished the bargalu by putting an in famous kiss on tho pure check of his divine Master. Another wrong use of money is seen in tho abuse of trust funds. Everyman during the courso of his life , on a larger or smaller scale , has tho proportv of others committed to his keeping. Ho is so far a safety depos it , ho is an administrator , and holds in his hand tho interest of tho family of a deceased friend. Or ho is an attorney , and through his custody goes the payment from debtor to creditor , or ho is the collector for a busi ness house which compensates him for tho responsibility ; or he is a treasurer for a charitable institution and ho holds alms con tributed for tho suffering ; or ho is an official of tho city or the state or tho nation , and taxes , and subsidies , and salaries , and sup plies are in his keeping. It is as solemn a trust as God can make it. It is concentred and multiplied confidences. On that man depends tho support of a bereft household , or tho morals of dependents , or the right movonient of a thousand wheels of social mechanism. A man may do what he will with his own , but ho who abuso3 trust funds , in that ono act commits theft , "false hood , perjury and becomes , in all tho in tensity of tho word , a miscreant How many widows and orphans there are with nothing between them and starvation but a sewing machine , or held up out of tho vortex of destruction simply by the thread of a needle , red with thoir own heart's blood , who a little while ago had , by father and husband , left them a competency. What is the matter ? The administrators or the ex ecutors havo sacrificed it running rislcs with it that they would not have dared to encounter in their own private affairs. How ofterf is it that a man will earn a livelihood by the sweat of his brow , and then die , and within a few mouths all the estate goes into tho stock gambling rapids of Wall street. How often is it that you have known men to whom trust funds were committed taking them out of tho savings bank. and. from trust companies , and administrators , turn ing old homesteads into hard cash , and then putting the entire estate into the vortex of speculation. Embezzlement is an easy word to pronounce , but it has ten thousand rami fications of horror. There is not a city that has not suffered from the abuse of trust funds. Where is the court house , or tho city hall , or tho jail , or the postofnee , or the hospital , that in the building of it has not had a political job ? Long before the new court house in New York city was completed , it cost over $12- D0'J,000. Five million six. hundred.and sixty- three thousand dollars for furniture ! For plastering and repairs , § 3,370,000. For plumbing and gas works. $1,231,817. For awnings , $23,553. The bills for three months jomin ? to tho nice little sum of § 13,151,193. - : 39. There was not an honest brick , or : 3tone , or lath , or nail , or foot of plumbing , Dr inch of plastering , or ink stand , or door knob in the whole establishment That bad example was followed in many af the cities , whicli did not steal quite so much because there was not so much to • 3teaL There ought to be a closer inspection . ind there ought to bo lessopportunity for , smbezzlement Lest a man should take a , ' five cent piece that does not belong to him , ] the conductor on the city horse car , must jound his bell at every payment , and wo ire very cautious about small offenses , but nve plenty of opportunity for sinners on a . large scale to escape. For a boy who steals , loaf of bread from a corner erocer tolieep ; lis mother from starving to death , a prison ; . but for defrauders who abscond with half a million of dollars , a castle on the Rhine , or , ; waiting until the offense is forgotten , then i castle on the Hudson ! ! Another remark needs to be made , and ; ihat is that people ought not to go into \ places , into business , or into positions , where ; he temptation is mightier than their char- ' icter. If there be large sums of money to | 30. handled and the man is not sure of his ' ) wn integrity you have ho right to run an : mseaworthy craft into an euroclydon. A * nan can tell by the sense of weakness or j strength in the presence of a bad opportuni- , y whether ho is in a safe place. How many c jarents make an awful mistake when they ' rat their boys in banking houses and stores c md shops and factories and places of sol- • smn trusts , without once discussing whether , hey can endure the temptation. You give- he boy plenty of money and have no account * if it , and make the way down become very iasy , and you may put upon him a pressure \ hat be cannot stand. There are men wbo > j jo into positions full of temptation , consideri ng only the one fact that they are lucrative j > ositions. I say to the young people here his morning , dishonesty will not pay in , this ; vorld or the world to come. ' An abbot wanted to buy a piece of ground \ ind the owner would not sell it but the owne ir finally consented to let it to him until ho * : ould raise one crop , and the abbot sowed tcorns , a ' crop of two hundred years And ! tell you , young man , that the dishonesties vhich you plant in your heart and life will ieem to be very insignificant , but they will ] jrow up until they will overshadow you , vith horrible darkness , overshadow all time * md all eternity. It will not bo a crop for i wo hundred years , but a crop , for everlast- ( ng age3. I stand this morning before many who 1 lave trust funds. It is a compliment to you . hat you have been so entrusted , but I * sharge you , in the presence of God and tne 1 , vorldbe careful of the property of others as j rou are careful of your own. Above all , . ceep your own private account at the bank J ieparate from your account as trustee of an. t ( state , or trustee of an institution. .That is . he point at which thousands of people mako * ihipwreck. They get the property others 1 nixed up with their own property , they put t into investment , and away it all goes , and i hoy cannot return that which tfiey bor ] • owed. Then comes the explosion and the 1 noney market is shaken and the press des tounces and the church thunders expulsion. • , fou have no right to use the property of ithers except for their advantage , nor withr > ut consent , unless they are minors. If vith their consent you invest their property i is well as you can , and it is. all lost , you are j lotto blameyou did tho best you could ; c ) ut do not come into tho delusion which has ; mined so many men , 01 thinking because a l Mng is in their possession , therefore it is heirs. You have a solemn trust that God j jas given you. In this vast assemblage . more may be some who have misappropriat- ; d trust .funds. Put them back , or , if you { lave so" nopelessly involved them that you < ; annot " put them back , confess the 1 vhole thing to those whom you have ivrpn ged and you will sleep better lights , and you will have the better chance for yourssouL What a sad thing it would be if , after you are dead , your administra tor should find out from the account books , jr from tho lack of vouchers , that you were ] not only bankrupt in estate , but that , rou lost your souL If all the trust funds ' that have been misappropriated should ' suddenly fly to their owners , and all tho , property that has been purloined should suddenly go back to its owners , it would j jrash into ruin every city in America. : A blustering young man arrived at a hotel i in the west and he saw a man on the side walk , and.in a rough wayj as no man has a ' right to address a laborer , said to him , "Carry this trunk upstairs. " Tho man carried tho trunk up stairs and came down , and then the young man gave him a quarter ; of a dollar which was marked and instead af being twenty-five cents it was "worth ; only twenty cents. Then the young man ] gave his card to the laborer and said , "You • take this up to Governor Grimes ; I want to see him. " "Ah , " said the laborer , "I am Governor Grimes. " "Oh , " said tho young man , "you I excuse me. " Then the poyernorsaid : "I was much impressed by tho letter you wrote me asking for a certain office in my gift , and I had made up my • mind you should have it ; but a young man who will cheat a laborer out of five cents would swindle tho government of the state if he got his hands on it I don't want you. Good morning , sir. " It never pays. Neither In this world nor in tho world to come will 1 itpay. . , , I do not suppose there over was a better specimen of honesty than was found in tho Duko of Wellington. Ho marched with his army over tho JPrench frontier , and the army was 6ufTering , and ho hardly knew how to get along. Plenty of plunder all about , but he commanded none of tho plunder ' ' ' ' i - ' 1 . ' * ' - - ' v to-bo taken. He writes homo tnews remark able words : "Wo aro overwhelmed with debts , and I can scarcely stir out of my house on account of public creditors , wnit- ing-to demand what is duo to them. " Yet at that very time tho French peasantry were bringing their valuablos to him to keep. A celebrated writer says of tho transaction : "Nothing can bo grander or more nobly original than this admission. This old soldier , after thirty years' service , this iron man and victorious general , estab lished in an enemy's country at tho head of an immense army is afraid of his creditors ! This is a kind of fear that has seldom troubled conquerors and invaders , and I doubt if tho unnals of war present any thing comparable to its sublime simplicity. " Oh ! is it not high tlmo that wo preached the morals of the Gospel ? Mr. Froudo , the celebrated English historian , has written of his own country these remarkable words : "From tho great house in tho city of Lon don to tho village grocer , tho commercial life of England has been saturated with fraud. So deep has it gone that a strictly honest tradeaman can hardly hold his ground against competition. You can no longer trust that any article you buy is tho thing it pretends to be. Wo have false weights , false measures , cheating and shoddy every where. And yet the clergy have seen all this grow up in absolute indifference. Many hundreds of sermons have I heard in Eng land , many a dissertation on tho lnysteriis of the faith , on tho divine mission of tho clergy , on bishops and justification , and the theory of good works , and verbal inspira tion , and tho efficacy of the sacraments ; but during all theso thirty wonderful years , never ono that I can recollect on common honesty. " Now , that may dc an exaggerated state ment of things in England , but I am very certain that in all parts of the earth wo need to preach tho moralities of tho Gospel right along beside the faith of tho Gospel. My hearor ! What aro you doing with that fraudulent document in your pocket * My other hearer ! How are you getting along with that wicked scheme you have now on foot ? Is that a "pool ticket" you have in your pocket ? Why , O young man , were you last night practicing in copying your employer's signature ? Where were you last night ? Are your habits as good as when you left your father's house * You had a Christian ancestry , perhaps , and you have had too many prayers spent on you to go cvorboard. Dr. Livingstone , tho famous explorer , was descending' from the Highlanders , and ho said that one of his ancestors , ono of the Highlanders , one day called his family around him. The Highlander was dying ; he had his children around his death bed. He said : "Now , my lads , I havo looked all through our history as far back as I can find it , and I have never found a dishonest man in all the line , and I want you to under stand you inherit good blood. You have no excuse for doing wrong. My lads , be hon- \ est. " Ah , my friends , be honest before God , be honest before your fellow men , be honest ' before your soul. If there be those here 1 who have wandered away , come back , come 1 home , come now , one and all , not one ex ception in all the assemblage , come into the I kingdom of God. Come back on the right j track. The door of mercy is open and the 1 infinite heart is full of compassion. Come homo ! Come homo ! Oh , I will be well sat- I isfied if I could save some young man this 1 morning , some young man that has been 1 going astray and would like to get back. I am glad some one has set to music that 1 scene in August of ISS1 , when a young girl , - saved from death a whole rail train of pass1 1 engers. Some of you remember tnat out west , in. that year on a stormy night , a hur ricane blew down part of a railroad bridge. 1 A freight train came alqng and it crashed ; 1 into the ruin , and the engineer and conduc tor perished. There was a girl living in hcr father's cabin near the disaster , and sh. * ( heard the crash of the freight train , and sh r knew that In a few moments- express- tiain was due. She lighted a lantern and clambereduponthebeam. of the wrecked i bridge on to tho main bridge , which , was- | trestle work , and started to-cross amid tho- . thunder and'the lightning of ; the temoest ' and the racing of the torrent beneath. I One misstep and it would have been- ieath. Amid all that horror the- , lantern , went out. Crawling some- ' times and sometimeswalking * overI I the slippery rails and over the trestle work , J 3be came to the other side of the river. She- wanted to get to tho telegraph station , where ' the express train did not stOD , so that thei ianger might be telegraphed to tho station- { ivhere the train did stop. The train , was lue infive minutes. She was one mile off c from the telegraph station , but fortunately the-train was-late. With cut and bruised c feet she flew like thewind. . Coming up to- ; he telegraph station , panting with almost \ leathly exhaustions shehad only strength I jo shout , "The bridge is down , " whem she Iropped unconscious and could hardly be j resuscitated. The-message was sent from l ; hat station to the next station and the train I lalted , and that nierht that brave girl , saved \ ; he lives of hundreds of passengers , and- saved many homes from desolation. ' But every street is a track , andt every li style of business-is a track , and every day \ s a track , and every night is a track , , and r nultitudes under thepower of temptation , " - some sweeping ont and sweeping down toV , vard perils raging and terrific. God help f is to go out and stop the train. Let us ; j ; hrow some signat Let us give some warnJ \ J iig. By the throne of God let us flash somaI I nnuence to stop , the downward progress , t 3eware ! Beware ! The bridge is down , the and the of God v : hasm is deep lightnings set all the nighfc of sin on fire with this- varning : "He * , that being oftenreproved , , t lardeneth his neckr shall suddenly be de- . * stroyed , and that without remedy. " 1 1- Flies and Wolves. When visiting a friend liist summer- le called my attention toa curious jlan for preventing : the pJaguo of flies ji his house. The upper sash of ono * ) f the windows in his sitting-room be- ngopen for ventilation , , there was sus- Dended outside a piece of commoa ishing-net My Mead told me that * iota Ily would venture to pass through 1 , t. He has watched , for an hour at a f ; ime and seen swarms fly towithin a " 1 ew inches of the net , and then * after juzzing about fqra little , depart * He I ' ; old me the flies would pass through I ; he net if there was a thorough light ' , hat is , another window in the oppo- } site wall. Though the day was very i varrn , I did not see a single fly in the t * oom during my visit , though elsej vhere in the town they were to be seen g n abundance. I suppose they im- igine the net to ha a spider's web , or { some other trap intended for their v lestmction. r My friend mentioned the curioua . " act that in Russia no wolves will pas3 * inder telegrapli wires , and that the government are utilizing this valuable . liscovery and already clearirijp ; dis- \ tricts of the country from thesejbrutes. | * Notes and Queries. lr A Missing King. l Whatever has become of the handl l kerchief ring ? Of course you remem ber them when they were all the go. rhere was a plain gold ring , made to fit the finger ; then a fine gold chain , = md at tho end a larger and more fancy j ring with an opening in it like a brace- j let , and one or two delicate and sharp jpikes to hold the handkerchief. J y/ears ago no lady's toilet was complete. ' without a handkerchief ring now one J is ever seen. In the good old days of ( tho dollar stores no list of wedding 1 presents was complete without a handj j kerchief ring for tho bride. Whatever r became of them ? Can any one tell ? ] Chicago Herald. < • g A Good Investment. 1 "How much did you pay for your < \ horse ? " was lately asked of a Detroiter < who lately made au investment in Ken- ] tucky. ] "Nothing , " was the answer. "I paid ] $50 each for six gait3 and they threw in the horse. I wouldn't take $2,000 for " him , either. " "Why not ? " , "Oh I've ridden him once and I count- , ' ed forty-two distinct gaits. " Detroit Free Press. r 1 Man ef Muscle Has fun With IHg Gripsacks ; [ Not long" ago a drummer for u St. ' Louis hurdwure house started out. He wns a giant in strength. He had iwo strong grips ( or handbngs ) made , and in them lie put iron Ham- pies weighing about 185 pounds in ach. He would alight "from a train • vith his two innocent-looking grips , md the hotel porter would mako a rush for him. • " 'Itight this way for the Hardcaso House. Carry the grips up to the hotel , boss ? " "Yes , " Smith would say ( his name I wns Smith ) . He would. and the two jrips to that porter , and Jet go ns soon as he saw the unsuspecting- tim had hold of them. Then there ivould be a wild flourish of feet , u loud crash , and the porter would go down as though he had been shot. "What in thunder are you throw ing my grips around in that manner for'r Smith would yell as if mad. The porter would jump up , think ing he had stumbled , apologize and make a grab at thegrips. Then he would pull away , and his eyes would loll out , and he would strain until his suspender straps would break , and lie then would' say : "B-b-boss ! what are these things ? I can't lift 'em ! " Smith would take tiold of them lightly , gently lift them up , and say : ' • Oh , it you ow't want to carry them I'll go to the other hotel. " Then calling the1 other porter he would give them1 tohim. . Of course the other fellow would take hold of them with a smileand firm grip , only to go down on-the platform in defeat with a thumpThen he would rise , look at the gripj.gaze at Smith awhile , then leave muttering some thing about voodooismi. Smith would then throw themint © a wagon and go up to a hotel. At the door hewould'call ' abellboy ; , and as he pushed his way through bhe crowd he would lm idi tbem to bhe poor , overworked boy , , and the crowd would be astonished" to see liim go down with those' grips , the ( all making a. noise that sounded like re Freight train wreck , and shook the lioiise. Smith would pick then-nap Inmself , and remark to the > landlord bh t it was a shame to overwork his lielpfn any such manner , and he vo ld ! then walk toward the register , tndithe landlord would rasliTupto liim and say , "Why , them boys are lazy. . Here , ive-meyour grip , sir , " and.he-would jaike-them. Of course , Smith's remarks ; at tracted al ! eres , and as the landlord- jotai good hold of the handles , Smith vouidl let ' . The go suddenl3' specfra > - : ors would be astonished to see-the andlord's back suddenly hump/itself ike acat on a back fence , . his eyes- julge-out out like marbles on'ai muil vail : , and then see him fall full length ) jetween those grip with a era sin that n-Qughtr people out across theway. . ELawould get up slowly , rub his backr valk : around the grips and : then. ga < md1 swear , as Smith would ! take- ; hemiurjnand put them oniths-counifr- > r : . Tliem the fan would begihi. The- ilerk grabbed one of them to setrit ) ff. the-counter , and it wouldn't move- 3e-looked astonished , and then , spit : ) n. 'his-hands and tried to lift it.as lis face-turned red and knots swelled lpon Msforehead. . But tliatgrip- vouldh/t move. Then allithe-Gnowdi vould : try their hand , and finally all iweaiv ft * was some trick. Smith' ; vouidi then lift it off'gently , audi isked them what ailed themThis vouidi make the crowd feel his-arms , md.they found outthey hadimuscles ike'cocoanuts for size andi rocks for lardness. Then it dawnedion , them ihaitr Smith had heavy grigs ; feea iell.aiid they were correct ? . . That was the way Smitlb acrver- iised his house , and ifr was .a * success , > oDx. Chicago Herald : . The Battle of The Futxire. Lord Wolseley's picture-of the bat" iteof the future in. his ; re view ot Col- snel Maurice's article on , war is re- aarkable chiefly because-of the eon- idence Avith whiclii he-relies upon the xamination of noise : " ta.eremark- ible change will ! "be- theabsence o * learly all terrific noise wiucb. the dis charge of 500 os 600 field guns and ; he roar of musketry saused in all jreat battles. Weshall have jractically no , smoketo mark the Dosition of the enemy s-batteries and : roops in action. . .The sennd of can- ion will be slijrht and : will no longer ndicate to distant troops where iheir comrades : areengaged or the joint upon which they should con sequently marclK } > What with smokeless powder and noiseless irtillery all our old ideas of battle vill be revolutionized. But is it not ) ossible that now and then , at the jroper psvchological moment , a : ommander who suddenly served > nt some of the genuine old roar- ng kind of powder might lo more by the sudden out- > reak of the battle thunder to de- noralize the enemy than by tho un- naskingof a whole pork of artil- ery ? Pall Mall Gazette. i 0- iYho can Beat This Octogenarian ! The recent publication of a list of smart centenarianslivinginnorthern STew York brings out a novel chal- enge from Col. A. D. Newman of iledwood , a town in which the in habitants are blessed with perennial fouth. Col. Newman is now 82 years jf age , and he offers to match any nan of his age in the state in the lerformance of the following namely : JDo walk from the Redwood opera louse to his wood lot , one and one- junrter miles distant , and there cut , split and pile one cord of four-foot ivood from the standing timber ; then ivalk back to the opera house and ilance five of the most difficult figures known to people in this section , fin ishing up the last dance by jumping up and striking the feet together twice before again touching the floor. A. purse of § 50 and all the gate money awaits the man who performs this feat more quickly and graceful ly than the colonel , and the only provision is that he be of equal age. New York Sun. * - - v * ' - - . . AN AfD 70 MEMORY. , rWhilc you're In the city , Jfed , Won't you buy somo 80 Shread ? " Phyllis asks , and whilffl linger , Taking that which in tho dale , Of him who wins tho bread for two. Sho tics some thread urcrand my finger , Adding , "dear , lest you forget , I'll teach you memory's alphabet "First , the thread suggests a string ; Any string may bo a measure ; Wo'll say a yard tho very thing- Remembering that * 5vlll bonplcasuro ; A grassy yard ( what's In a name ? ) Will mako yon think of lawn with eas . And lawn and muslin are tho same. And muslin's cotton , if you please JWow cotton wound , as I opine , Is nothing , after all but thread , And 50 is your ago and mine I'm sure you , can't forget It , Ned. " I answer her as best I may , But now within tho shop I linger ; "What in tho dickens did she say About the string around my finger. Harper's 13uzar. OUR JROBiN. CHAPTER I. "My dear Blanche , had yov ? sot bet ter put off the writing of that letter until to-morrow ? " I turn my eyes from a longcontem plation of the never ceasingraini , stop nibblingthe end of my penholder ; , and answer energetically • 'Decidedly not. The sooner it goes the-better. I shall havo no rest until I g-et Robin/s-answer. " "But , my love , the letter seems-to- be suchani uncommonly difficult ono- to writOi1T pursuesmy aunt , with most provoking : honesty , "You have been- sittinginfront of tiiat devonport for tho last half houvT consultingher watch "and. I d'onit think you havo begun it yet. " "You aro rightmost observant of aunts , 'T answer ; slightly coloring as I dip my pen forabout tlie twentieth time into 'the ink. . " 2 wasonly think ing what a' change- wouid make in our lives iff I ! oould > indue © Bobin to come. " "You aro too'much given ; to dream ing , my love , " rejoinsami * Louisa placidly. ' > . > . There is no1 ' denying-the-fact thus crushingly stated. . My. nature is apathetic. I' ' haveam unfortunate habit of sitting for hours-together do ing nothing absolutely nothingbut dreaming , as my aunt terms it. Yet on occasion I cambc even , more ensr- getic and speedy than most' people , particularly when istung.ihto'action ' by any allusion to my pet weakness. On the present occasion I. shake af the idleness which has beemrenderingrmy wits so dull and dash * boldly into my letter. On , on flies my pen , ' with never a moment for thought asto > thecor rect formation ofsentences onv on , till five sheets are blackened. witEs my untidy caligraphy. "There ! " I exclaim , pushing ? 3xiek my chair from the devonport as I stamp the envelope. - "Ican ; * get through work as fast as anybody. ; , you see , when I set about it. I shave writ ten five sheets in five-and-twentysmn- utes. " Aunt Louisa smiles. an.i inuiient smile. "I allow , my dear , , that : yoursquill pen , once set in motion , is a-forasid- able little instrument : . It makes a great , and to my ears , . ratherr irritat ing noise , uses a vast amounts of ink , and wastes a quarter ofacquire - of paper , over a letter that , if I'were- write it , would aboutfill' ! three Ti } g.cs. I wonder why girls nowadajv } are taught to write like men- ' " "The of the " " 3 progress timesy re turn , laughing. "You know , auntie , people had to write as if a spider Isad crawled over the paper in 1 your days , because the postage was -lieair/J * Aunt Louisa makes no - answeronly tho "click , click , " of her knitting needles is heard , which • is invery truth as irritating to-me as the-scratch of my quill pen cambe to hsr. . Sho has been engaged onia.shelUp&tter-ned quilt for thepast six months * and ii seems to the uninitiated eye to be still in the days of its infancy. After watching her active-fingers for-a few moments , I ! leavethed6venpoirt and hunt up my own work , a cruel anti macassar. Truth to tell , it is just about as interminable-as-AuntlLouisa's quilt. The only notabledifference in our progress is this as-a rm , I sit with mywork in my lap , rarely mak ing a stitch , and it does not get finish ed ; aunt Louisa * , ont thecontrary , works as indefatigably as any bee , he ? fingers never weary for a moment ; and yet thequilt apparently never gets bigger. . This is incomprehensible to a thinking mindJ. I' ami searching among my wool for- necessary shade of piak , whenAunt Louisa asks ab ruptly "Bo you think Miss TTo-lstencroft will' ' come ? " -Yes , " I answer a trifledoubtfully - "that is , I hope she-will jand. I don't see any reason why sheshould not. TJTa were great friends at school. " My aunt heaves a faint sigh. "You know , dear cMl'd , " she says in her gentlevoice , , "that I am always pleased withanything that gives you pleasure , and I dare say you particu larly feel theneed of a young com- ! panion just now. . Of course yours has been till lately rather an isolated life. . At the sametime , from the description jou have given me of your friend , . I' imagine that she is hardly the kind of girlto accommodate herself to our quiet rrays. " "Of courso she won't ! " I answer , laughing. "Bobin is just as full of life and spirits as we are dull and de pressed. Why , auntie dear , she will zome like a fresh March wind into thc- house , and brace us all up into a state of activity ! " "For my own part , I dislike th ] V5.rch wind , " replies aunt Louisa , with " a shiver ; "and I don't think I appreciate restless over-energetic aatures. " "Yet you blame me for being lethar gic , " I say slyly. "There is a happy medium in all things , " remarks aunt sagely. "A 3roung girl should strive to be cheer ful , but not hilarious , witty , but never vulgar , active , but not restless. " "But wouldn't the world become a little monotonous , auntie , if all girls were after the same pattern ? " I query a little mischieviously. "I don't think there is much fear of monotony in the present day , " returns my aunt , with just tho faintest touch of satire in her tones. "Girls now have more individuality than is con \ sifltent with my idea of propriety. " "You havo just hit on therord , auatifl , ' 11 say , lojjgiinjj "mdixi uaA . . . . . . , , - - ' ' " ' ' ' ' - " - " T ' - - < miij > j 'Vr.i1" ' " .t m.i ii B.ti.iJ - * - " wra | WSWJ * „ ---i . w < ri .i.i- i. . j , 11 : } . . . . \ ' ity. YeiTlbchavd it * aaKobin'a * dividunllty that rendered her such * favorite at school. Sho was not in tho least liko other girls , ; but always so cheery and full of Bpirlts that sho got tho namo of Bobin I appose because a robin is the best-loved and most spirited of our English out-of-door pots. " "I am afraid sho will And it very dull , " mnses aunt Louisa doubtfplly ; "wo havo so IHtle to offer ber-in tho shape of gaiety , " "Well , I have not succeeded in mak ing you understand her character in the very least , " I ssy , with a despair ing shako of my head. "Bobin do lights in country life. I don't think she cares a pin for'society. " • Still she will .want somo amuse : , ment. " "Bobin in want of amusement ! " I [ answer , raising my eyebrows. "No , i I can't fancy that. I think she is too ' light-hearted to feel dull , evon if sho were stranded , like Kobinscwa Crusoo , on a desert island. Sho used to bo first and foremost in alt the fun at school. I think I never knew such a hand-at j ctical jokes. " "Practical jokes ! " repeatsaunt Louisa- uneasily. "That is most unfor tunate.I Icacw a poor bos * whohad his spine-injured for lifo by having his chair-pulled1 awny when ho was-gB'ing to sit dbv/n - and ! another who'caught rheumaticfever by finding a * wet sponge-in his-lcuV I burst - ssIqkjj and merry * fife © f j laughter : ; "Oh , auntie ; " " 1 cry , whon my motr- rfiment hus siabsiitSed , "of conte * sho wottlU' not play such tricks as * those whyyou must picturo her'iv regular monkey ! ' 3 wiSl guarantee she * shsill leaveifio bedb-and chairs alono ; " ' Aunt looks relHiverll , though slio- seems scarcely tb-appreciatomy laugh- tor. I am' anticipating somothing in tho shape stf a < reprimand , when th' © ' door opensand - my. brother John en ters tho room * Ho is a young muinofsux-and-twenty tall , and ! slightlybuilt , with a high 1 thoughtful foreheadandbig unfathom able gray eyeslib is-voiy only brother and I love himnvith'a Sibd of enthusi astic warships II look up to him also with a species af reverence , as being tho impersonation of cleverness. Most of his timeis spentih'his'stndy , adsirk little den' surrounded * by fteavy book shelves. "Wh'er not occupied in resid ing or writing , hcis- greater dream er even than I uxzi mysolf. . Occasion ally I havehat shout'qadto into his esir , to make-him-understand that his meals are waiting. libwears his hair rather longand is inclined to bo neglectful of his-aypesiranccr. Entering the room 'now , - ho saunters idly about , fingering the ozcaments on the various-tables-is 1 an-absent man ner ; finally ho'-worHs ronnJB to Avherc we are sittingand > } Sakingiip my bun- , die of wools , begins to play with them , ' . idly twisting themiir andlout between his strong brownfingers. . . "Is it anyw-herctfabout' thahour for tea ? " he questions-in , a'voice-which is deep , sonorous , and a-triflo-sad. I answer in affirmative ; and , fold- • ing up my work , beghz tocEsit. . It is so very seldomthat' Joliis is to be caught in a converssitional mood that I never neglect to" sivniiJnrjself of tho occasion when such is-the oa& & . . Presently the tea arrives , brought in by our one man-servant ; Robert. After setting the tray on the small wicker ' tea-table to his satisfaotibKi.h'e is about ( to withdraw , when > I ! remember my j letter , and tell hint ) to > see that it is placed in the bag. . , "A truly feminine budget , . " remarks , John sarcastically , sis liis eye lights on 1 a well-filled envelope. "Yes , " answers sumia Louissi , with more than usual alacrity"I have , just been giving Blanche- lecture on , her waste of paper ? : but I sS&ubt if she will benefit by it ! " . " 'Tis goo&ifor-trada , - " " 1 interposo . oracularly. "Besides , auntie , if wa . both set about keeping- account of our stationery , . I think yours would . make mine look very small at the end , of the year. Youwrito-toreo or four 1 letters every day , , and , as a rule , I don't get througHsone ai week ! " Aunt Louisa ilaughs. S se is so gen uinely good-natured ; notwithstsmding her pet crotchets , that she never minds , being worsted , in.an argument. "If my invitation , is accepted , " I pursue , nodding • irsi auntie's direction , , "I probably. sha'nfc wrin © another let- , ter this month * ? ' John looks up quickly.from the strong . ; cup of teaihe-is stirrings E "Youn invitation ? " he says inter- " rogatively. j "Yes ; don'tzyou rems-mber I asked ! you about it a few. days since ? " i "I cannot say that I have any clear recolleetionjof yourtelling me anything - of tho-sor.t > . " he acswers , slowly , a slight frown puckeriarg his forehead. • "What a wretched memory you. . [ have ! " I exclaim , with some pity. "I , certainly told ; you : that I was going , to : ask my dearest s 2iool-friend , Bobin , . down to-stay fora month. " r ' ' 0& don * * doubt that you told me ; but- \ I could not have "been listening : at tho time > . " replied John. This-explanation is so very probable that I dc > not argue the point any fur ther ; "Blanche , are you determined to. . poison me ? " asks aunt Louisa at this moment in pathetic tones , and handing mo-back her cup of tea untouched. I have been so frequently askodthe ( ) same question that I merely shakemy * head in mild dissent , pour out two- , . thirds of the cup in the-slop-baso * and I fill up the void with wsster. "That is better , " remarked my aunt , - with satisfaction ; aadthen sheadd3 - , eream and sugar to her tasteless por ; tion with a liberal hand.'You two , have spoilt your nerves already with tea-drinking , " she continues , after a sip of the pale fluid. . John's eyes and minomeet in a glance of sympathy. "Wboth drink our tea black , strong , ik > sugar , and s only a taste of cream. "Tea is a very strong stimulant , " . pursues aunt Louise solemnly. "lam . not at all sure that it is not intoxicate ing. I think there ought to be a leagu * v against excessive tea-drinking , as thero is against beer and spirits. " , j. "A ladies' tea-loague , " laughs John ; and his usually sad eyes light up with such a genuine gleam of fun that I just clasp my hand in my lap and sta-s. * ai him. It is so seldom , so very seldom , that John smilcB ; and when he does } us \ smile is something worth watching. • know woll enough why he is haMtual , lywrapPQd as in a cloak of sa nc - * - - ; - - > 1 > _ ' / , v „ | j | | | [ % ' ' - " 'lis f. -3f- . and aunt Lot/hm knows too wo hav § > % : both tlono our 1 > e t to holp and cheet . him hi his trouble } but. apparently , ; r | o cannot havo s'Ct about It in the g rht way , ' for" wo have ? .not succeeded. , : * Ju two yenrrf sinco , Jblralosthl * love. ' ' Hot' death waa not oven natural. It camo upon v $ suddenly and with an awful shock. In tho midst ai a scene of gaiety , with a rippling laugh on * fk lips and tho * impress of health and strongth in ovory limb , tho treacher " ous ico opened , and tho crxwl cold" waters sucked her down tohor grave. p John was not n' tho pond at tho tima. ' - 'y If ho had been ho would not bo sfSting ? j opposite to monow ; ho would olShef fl feave rescued &eror ; died in tho at- ij tempt. a Ther tragedy caused' ' a commotion Ik | 1 the neighborhood , and1 many tears * fl wero-shed over Luey's untimely end ? . JJ yet I never saw Jolm weep , though hlr heart was almost broken.- II Ho stood besido tho open gravo ana fl listened' tothe funeral service with no fl moro emotion depicted ! on hfo features | | Chan ns if he had boon astattwj then -1 t 3o placed' ' a fair white'lily oa tho ) | v0ffln-li < 5 , and , turning , walked1 quickly ' 1 from'tho-spot. 'I "Ho's got no moro 'art nor a 2vill- 1 stc-no ! " I heard a poor woiaan exclaim 1 bitterly , as-sho watched his departing , - 1 figure' with1 evidont contempt and * such doubtlesswas tho goneral opinion v 1 in tlie * neighborhood. Only thoseofi M his own'household ' know howfor hours fl and hours hosougEit tho solitudb'of'hibM ' gloomy littlo 3tudyr sitting far into tho fl night engrossed literaturo of a'dan- fl gerous , . unwholesome , yet most * fascb- jfl nating type. M WhomI uso tSo-wodd unwholosomo , . jfl 1 do not mean that John indulged- > jfl iW and ooarso vrorks- fiction ; limVhe' rsad those authorswho , by reason o ) ' M dbop thinking , orooked reasoninganc' fl an ovorwK hning'faith ; in thoir own infl faiQibility , havo xbst all faith inthefl traditions of theJl < - fbrofathors , and fl hsive struck out'a'now path across th jfl desert of lif § . - - fl la tho early day3 wo-almost trembledfl < forlHs reasonJ . fl "My dear Blancho- ; John is not' • * fl roused he wifl go molancholly mad , " fl auntie informed-mo oneevening whon > fl we were passing up-stnins at ton o'clockfl and sKb pointed dejectedly to his studyfl door.firom ; beneath whicli there issued • fl a steady light. H On the impulse of tlie-momont , I ran _ fl back as3 tapped at tHo door ; then my fl hoart almost stood stilllwath a kind of fl fear there wsis nothing. John hated so : fl much'ii3.being dubnrbedih ; his studies. H My first summons did not arouso him ; jfl so , gathering courage from the silence Jfl within , I knockedUigain. . Then came S an impatient exclamation , tho door fl was hsilff opened , and'Jo&n stood be- jH forer-morlocking cold and Lard. | "John , " I faltered , " < 3o shut up B your books and go tO'bodI am sure it M is verybsidforyouiBt ppingupsolatc. " | A ssitiricsd Smile pls\yedl around his - M lips , and , bendingthYough the open H doorway , hkissed molightly on the fl forehead. . fl "Go-to bed yourself , littJo woman , " fl ho said , iniiiis low'gentle voice. jfl Tho unusual carcjs for we ara jfl neither of usof a gushisg natm-o jfl disarmed mov : . jfl "Oh , Joh = i > " I cri-od , bursting bodily H into his'Sanctum , and shutting the fl door , lestanyyof - et-servantsshould be M passing , "you-must give-up reading so M muchiridee&iyou must ! Aunt Louisa fl says youwiliigo matrlif you persist in M shutting yourself up alone ; " fl "Only one of her crntchots , Blanche , " fl he answered wearily , drawing his fl hand acrosshis forehead but there < fl was no reassuring smilo m his grave M eyes. "I should ho far-more likely to fl go mad-if I d 5Ljnot.rcs.dillsrd , " he con- H tinued meditatively , "for in that case M I should not sleep.- " fl Thon hb.dismissed- ; and I knew M fchsit'I had es > - influenceover him. It , M was in no very , cheerfullframe of mind M that si-mounted , thostairs that eve- H ling. Aunt Louisaihod informed me • fl that John vrould go mad ! if he did read , . | | ind he had declared that the like ca- . H iastrophO"wuld take pJace if ho did , H lot read itwas a.dismal prospect fon / H However-time ; aod fortunately fl 10 change assailed'ourqaiet household " . - 1 jraduailjy John.absmdoned his nighfefl vatches gradually h& sissumed some H ) f. his old habits ; but Ids interest in H ife flickered : feebly. Nothing vexed - ' ' ' I iim ; nothnlg pleased ) Jaim. H Butenough of poor John's early 1 1 roublO suflico-ifctoisay that the cloud H still hangs ov&nus as we sit sipping ' | > ur toa arouud' ' thecheery firelight. ' 1 My brotherisdreamy and thoughtful. j | S" atuxdoes not-seem to have endowed H limwiths sufficiont energy to riseout ' 1 1 sf his troublfc. . Haiving been knocked ' | lown.by fsit-3 homakes no effort to ' | tiok himself up again. As tho twilight ? | loepons , silencecreeps down upon us i H iko-a sombremnxile. . I am.tlbc first f l o break tilospeH' - < H "Ugh , ; * " I exclaim suddenly , and ' | adth.a-fiorce-touji-h of impatience , "we i H ire as sinnt as the witches- Mac- ij H "Tho-witches were not silcnS , " cor- ! | rocts John , , psissing me his.empty cup. j B "Ah. , no 1 remember they stirredi 1 1 lp.ali kinds of horrors ina pot for- t H Jie-purposecif raising ghosis didn't : . | John noiis assent. i H • AVelL they had mare Gaergy than | ve have , any way. I believe we are fl jotting duller and d-jllor © very day ia | ii > e home circle , " gla&eing round l H yith a sigh. "However , xhere is hope | n the distance ; ' Bobinwill be ! lere fl text week. " J J lfcIs 3he so vary sprightly ? " asks M rohn ; and I fxney there is a little t fl neer on his lips. . fl • ' Yes , indeed ; she is like si tein of | f | [ uieksilver foreveic on the move. * 5 H "I only hope w.eshall not find her- { M 00 lively , " interpcees aunt Louisa. M "I trust jou will keep her out ot - 1 ny study , * " * adds John , with a slight : fl hudder. : fl "I can't proiaise anything so utterly " ! 1 mprohable , " I say , with a wish to. f fl ease. "Robins , you know , hop in j | sverywherei. always being sure of a 1 velcome. " 1 "I have ' 1 , ti H a stout key , answered John , n co way put out. ' fl ( to be continued. * ) > H Black veils covered with heavy black i l spots are worn , hanging Ioojo from the fl xont of the hat. H Tho practice of bleaching tho hair to a ' H ) olo yellow color is gaining ground in New i H tfoi-k. H Silk stockings of a shining bronze color H ire the moat stylish. J H be Toscsi stickgains favor alowly. | > ! fl