The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, February 01, 1889, Image 7
_ _ _ _ /T- # . & " - , * " = > " ' III / - If' ' ' If 111 SB1" a/ wj _ _ _ JP mJmWi m\m9W _ _ _ _ JF ' t/ * " * - • - . , _ . . , R | _ _ r • * ' " - • * • - - * ' ' ' * - [ 1 * * ' ? . : Rheumatism ] % J ' " I havs been a victim of Q S * a3 | rheumatism for the past six \ I ( if i fk years , and 1 have tried vanJSklf II I " " > > ( ous remedies , but none gave S _ V If ' * relief until I used Paine's JKl// Vk , ; ' - Celery Compound. The / / } * / J | * effect was wonderful ; in v/fAftt'S. i. | two days I was relieved iVoftSAic I I V of all pain , and when I | " ° " _ _ „ / ; bad used one bottle I felt * . . I OWNER. I .i t t i r ' ' ; J better than 1 had for a • 'm H n < f lonK time / / ) \ \ , D.H.GlU-BcltonMo. fj \ \ * B * j ' ; Paine's ! . Celery Compound | has undoubtedly cured more cases of rheuma. ' \ tism , which had resisted other treatment , V I than all" other rheumatic remedies combined. t' , ' If troubled with rheumatism or neuralgia , ust J ) Paine's Celery Compound at once a few 1 I doses will prove its uncqualcd value. 3 uj . Jil.oo. Six for 5.00. At druggists. ill > AVells , RICHARDSON & Co. , Burlington , Vt , | l J DIAMOND DYES l ffiSSSX * " Utt f LACTATED FOOD gffBSffi&B8 UP7 SICKHEADACHE ln\ rr _ U'ol lively cured nj I : * ' > / ADTCDO these Mttle PUN. It isAKlFKtJ Thcyclso relieve Dls- _ L * * l II bllV tress from Dyspepsla.In- h | H | . _ _ . _ _ rtlgestlonandTooHeartj K _ V1TTL > E Eating. A perfect rcm- _ _ K _ 111 # _ > % edyforDlzzlness.lfauBea _ _ ' B I V E. K Drowsiness. Bad Taste H SLbib 1 % the Mouth. Coated _ _ I ! PILLS Tongue.PalninlheSlde. ? „ . H TOKFID LIVER. The } m ' _ bbbbbbbbbbH regulate the Bowels. _ _ _ _ H Purely Vcpctable. W - - = I Prlca 25 Cents. I CABTEB HEDZCI1TS CO. , HEW Y03E. \j Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price , I ' " WtatScotfsEnmlsionHasDone I , pvor 25 Pounds Cain In 10 Weeks m' * Experience ofa prominent Citizen f Tee California Socncn rcu mt ) K" SoprnK BioN of Vice. J | | 1 , San Feancisco , July 7th , 188G. J | i I I took a severe eold unon II II myehesfcand lungs and did. I SI not give it proper atten. I * | | ; tionjitdevelopedintobron- I I chitis , and in the fall of the 1 , w same year I was threat- [ f I , ened with consumption , I ] i Physieians ordered me to If B , a more congenial climate , | | ) i and I came to San Franeis * Jki M eo. Soon after my arrival I Ieommeneed taking Scott's I SB Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil | ll with Hypophosphites reg- I ) II ularly three times a day. | [ i II In ten weeks my avoirdu- r In pols went from 1S5 to 180 www pounds and over ; the cough US. meantime ceased. f 1ji C.R. BENNETT. SOLD BYALL DRUCCJSTS. _ _ It V MM FOR THE BLOOD mWi 1 Kj B Soft's Specific has cures me of n mallc- UmI < R Hnant brooking out on my lee. which caused mKl I 1 I Elntolcriible pain. It was called Eczema by 1 | the doctors four of whom treated mo with VH < W Mm no relief. I candidly confess that I oire my UH | \w m present good health to S. S. S „ which in mr H VI I L M iostimaUon is inralnable ns a blood remedy. Miss JULIA DSW1TT , mk m I ' K 2237 S. 10th St. , St. Louis. Mo. MM W w Our baby Trhen two months old was attack- B W Jr. crt - ith Scrofula , which for a Ions time do > Bj > ffr I II wtioyed her eyesight entirely , and caused us H | * It k , \ # /to despair of her life. The do'clor failed to mm W HHrclleTO her , and we pare Swift's Specific , mMH | Kwhlch soon cured her entirely , and she Is H I ) 1 T iiow halo and hearty. K. V. Ielk , B li WMm\Y Will's I'olnt. Texas. mm I i * f I BcrofulndcTelopedonmydauL'bter swell- mm I m A\Jlng and lumps on her neck. We care her mm KBwlft'a SpecUlc and the result was wonder- H Kful and the cure prompt. . ] \ tf mM S. A. DEARilOND. Cleveland , Tenn. M > mSmW t3T Send fur book glTine history of blood 1 / B KDlseascaaiMladTlcetosufrerers.mailed free. T'j HM ? UK SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. m'K mmmwj Drawer : ) , Atlanta , G a. H j . . mr A j , P5F wl ! Ely's Cream Balm m ' Gsj i isi'M ' Gives relief at onro for Ml § mm > M00LD IN HEAD. If I Jjm CATARRH. C S B rJol"a Liquid or Snuff. BEtC l * Applv Bnlm into rnch nostril. yy S * * UXLl ELY BROS. . M Warren St. . N. Y. ! ESNfrCTOSIOADAY ! Dnfl. W AGEXTS WANTED ! MHKlDv orcmrniiARs free. mmm Sm r lOOUBrewstpr'sSafctyReln WltMm\Wm Holders GIVEN AWAY to Intro- Wlm mwmTm duce them , ltrery horse owner buys hh i HhBSVcH from 1 to fi. Lines neverunderhorse's I BHFfflull feet. Send 25 cents In stamps to pay T HVi&tSHI postage and packing for Nlckla IJ0' ' BMIsSlLl P'&tca Sample that sells for & US iiHBI Brewster Mf g Go. , HollyMich. H a M i I prescribe and fully en * mwM i .AmmmW mM dorse Big O as tho only K MmmWrOvitlK mM specificforthecertaincuro MmW Ammwl TO 6 DATS/V of this disease. H > Mbuuutwl oi itl G. H.INORAHAMM. D. , E BM • awjjtristtrt. " AmBterdam , N. Y. Hbtfr 13 vraoniTbTtiajv > have sold Big G for I111VI Cfv . . . , and It hat .rv MlR < i many _ years UC6CW lP - _ iven tho best of saU - Bbl lim. ClnirtmiatlJiMWi faction. Lml I _ OtdO. 'JW D. R. DYCHE CO. , B ; TrJ fcBi 5"kl31.00. Sold by Druggists * Kl ' Pi i@8c Prettiest Illustrated iiiKi * ' aSUvffiw J Cl SEKIiCATALOGUE iiiflu R3SpSr0tljc t SEEDS gro vn. HS | . ftatTHB fW f C' Cheap as dirt by oz. < t lb , Utl i kmV SjmMkW' 10J pkts new extras free. Jfo | f It. HTSHinirWAY. Uockford 111. I TCURETFfST B I do not mean merely to stop them loraumo and Mr then have them return. I mean a radical cure. I have K. suds FTT8 , KPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a n : Hf 9-longr • • dy. I warrant my remedy to cure the W 'wentcasec Because others hare failed is no reason P lor not now receiving a cure. Send at once for treatise and JTee Bottle of my infallible remedy. Give Express M i aadP. O. H. O. BOOT. M. C. 183 Pearl Ct. N. V LW r rssunt : tk Bl THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY * H-I' ' The Largest. Cheapo.j : mad Best iu tho WorM. Hyi CASH ASSETS S130.000.000. H 1 8IM0N00ETZ. TTU. F. ALLEX. H j Speclai Agai > General Ageat. I i | THE SEED MAN 1 i. IX.V. . GABDA'ER , Froeport , 111. , 1 f ISuccf'or to Gardner Bros.t win send tou bl W r feS ttC11 * teed < % t gv& for l$89 FREE. M • Toe Cheapest SEED HOUSE m America. I fiore seeds for tor money toan yon ran buy M Uewhere. PACK.ETS 3 Cents. TBI TJS. B l V. Jl I M ! IM ' • skU'wlwltUl * ssTrV ; anLCuniiLn rs i r i nttump.WaeetS3PerDay. rtns atp.dtlaa. N i f MtU.li * Bi rrtJ Utnrr adiiic l for va'ci.urcrtiilRt.ctc. K ( Centennial Manufactunne Co. , Cincinnati , Ohio. I [ \i SEND YOUR HUE ' cl t'rT. mmJW } ht , tosavellairyMrsaaayoriany Mr lArtMl ,100pag Vlr CatalogaealrotMwinapof thefirrtt tUp.blle .rH.rtk mr I ' ' . A ri ijeK-hlngfromtHoX rtkr tototbol i.t.rwltai. V lS\i < I fii , MidfflPfUjiaAST"laXS.f ) tV& WSIKS 4J M > W frmT - ? Ml.a r.Ul Iw . l • ' • • f rmBl irt T * n S r | - j f t'Jtio - M. mim ramrBsczu weus , ctucAaoriu. ' H ' i * # _ _ find Pico's Cure for m f -a W y < T / r- > CConsumption THE I [ \ | ( * fiS BEST remedy for f ixm J'N vj i - \J * ) boaivene 8 and to = = > c- . 7 • - - * cclear the throat. mmmmm * } - gl. JB.HA TTSS THE BEST. ' Vfl n HI \ Stttionerskeepiiea. Standafd quality Kf ) B k ? & to I tnptf UUKi L * l 5SSHSF ! SSHrUeror ? asthha K r KIlDErS FWILUS. sgjgg&raP- ? * H t ! BVBVBVHBBF'V' CharIestoKn.lfa * * * * * * * * * * * Shb' lt jTTTKTTrT3f i 1TT3fiTTi tTT Jfrr ! \ Hf W. H7U. . Omaha , 460-6. : mmmwMi m\wml . ' BBBbT " LmK var' - • - ' " Bj rWr M # " fe ? : M r - ' g i - - * • • Tnko tlie bull hy the liorn " b ah old ( Mingo , but you tiihe Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup hy tho teunpoonful , A tew tlrova for a child. One bottle will 8ttvo the lived of a family. Por courIki , coIJb , bronchitis , etc. , it Is excellent unci uaft . 25 cents. In the treuttnent of rheumatlRtn , nournl- gin , ( iciatirn , tic doulourouz. Bem'cranin , etc. , the valuo of Siilvation OH ennnot Le over-oititnnted. It kills pain. Price twonty.flvo cents a bottle. Look not it gilt horse in the mouth , but keop your cyeii on his hind hoot. No SAFr.u Rk.midy canjae had forcouphs and coIiIh , or any trouble of the throat , than "Brown's Bronchial Troches. " Price 25 cts. Sold only in boxes. Pear grafts on a quince stock produce the most abundant and luscious fruit. A Trriuendoita Mentation would have been created cue hundred years ngo by the sight of one of our modern ex press trains whizzing along at tho rate of sixty miles an hour. Just think how our grandfathers would have stared at such a spectacle ! It takes a good deal to astonish people now-a-dnys , butsomeof the marvel ous cures of consumption , wrought by Dr. Pierce'B Golden Medical Discovery , have created wide-spread ainnzement. Con sumption is at last acknowledged curable. Tho "Golden Medical Discovery" is tho only known romedy for it. If tnken at tho richt lime which , bear in mind , is not when the lungs ore nearly g.ine it will go rijht to the seat of the disease and accom plish its work as nothing else in the world can. Never cry over spilt milk when beer is only a nickel .a glass. "Hud Boon Worried Eighteen ears. " It should have read "married" but tho proof-reader observed thatit amounted to about the same thing , and so did not draw his blue pencil through the error. Unfor- tnnately there wns considerable truth in his observation. Thousands of husbands nro constantly worried alnostto despair by the ill health that afflicts their wives , and often robs life of comfort j.nd happi ness. Therein but one safe and sure way to change all this for the better. The ladies should use Dr. Piarco's Favorite prescrip tion. There never was a man so ornery that he could not get married. "Kivo Him ? 2 mid Let Zaltti Giiom. " Wo once heard a man complain of feeling badly , and wondered what ailed him. A humorous friend said , "Give a doctor $2 and let him guess. " It was a cutting satire on some doctors , who don't always guess right. You need not guess what ails you when your food don't digest , when your bowels and stomach are inactive , and when vour head aches every day , and vou are languid and eiiRily fatigued. You are bilious , and Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purga tive Pellets will bring 3ou out all right. Small , sugar-coated , easy to take. Of druggists. He has tho least to answer for who lives the shortest life. Coimiimpllou Surely Cured. To tho Editor : Please inform your read ers that I have a. positive remedy for con sumption. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy fkee to any of your read ers who have consumption it they will send me their express and P. 0. address. Be- spectrully , T. A. SL,0CUM , , M. C , 181 Pearl street , Now York. Tho great oak of Sain tea in Trance , is about 2,000 years old. The new catalogue of the Iowa Seed Co. , of Des Moines , is tho handsomest of the kind ever insued in the West. Its cover is lithographed in six colors , and the book contains many fine illustrations. This firm was established in 1871 , and their business is ' now the largest of the kind in Iowa. Their seeds are produced on farms nc4r Des Moines , and great care is taken that they shall be pure and true to name. They are introducing many new varieties of great merit. See their advertisement , and send for catalogue. The hardest man to convince in an argu ment is the man who says the least. Southern Excursioiu at Ilnlf Fare. On January 15th , 29th , February 12th. and 26th , 1889 , the Monon Route will sell Land Excursion tickets at one fare for tho round trip to designated points in Ala bama , Florida , Georgia. Louisana , Missis sippi and Tennessee. Limit of tickits GO days from date of stamp. Stop-overs can be araanged. For full particulHrs. address L. E. Sessions , T. P. A. , box 5SL Minneap olis , Minn. , or E. 0. McCormick , G. P. A. , AdamB Express building , Chicago. Hopes are like empty buckets that you pick up , thinking they are full. • When Bnb.v wns Mel : , we rave h r C.istoria. When she iu > n Child , she cried for Cnstoria. When she liernnu MUr. she cltiiis to Cnstoria , When shehml Children , she gnre them Cnsroria Twigs of myrtle laid under a bed will keep off fleas and moths. MANCE , Galls , Scratches , Cracked Heel. Thrush , and all diseases of the feet and irrita tions of the skin of horses and cattle quickly and permanently cuied by the use of Veteri nary Carbollsalvc.SOc. and Slat Druggists. Papyrus was made from the birch and lime trees. KL W. DUNHAM'S OAKLAWN FARM. li3,000 PERCHERONS tSmW FRENCH COACH HORSES , fEfl/EBWm. IMPORTED. Dlfl BSL . STOCK ON HAND : Sfa Q v 300 STALLIONS of serriet- VK able ae ; 150 COLTS with r HI &chotco pedlcrers. superior lndl- i KTiduals ; 200 I2TIPOKTED > _ mm BROOD WARES (60 In foal B by Brilliant , themost famous linns sire ) . V' Best Quality , Prices Beaaonable. m Terms Easy. . Don't Buy without lnspeet- W las this Greatest and Boat Snccessfnl I Breeding EstabllabBaent or America. laleailafaortkawn , cdJnu , f.rSSO-Mt * aataUta * , M. W. DUNHAM , WAYNE , ILLINOIS. 15 altos w tCM if aCa .ff.R'/lwt.Ta a rJaa .aB la. mi | | am Omaha property and lnr.d rail ! E rSluP forstocSsof merchandise- • • • Lands liousht and ex changed. D. I. Thornton. 121 If. 15th &U , Omaha. Neb. IJUlllTCill An enerRetlc salesman and WW MM 1 .11. one sales ady In ronr county * " . a" * * * in sell ourpood ! by Sample. Address TTESTERK AGENCY CO. . Omaha , Nob. _ _ _ _ M/ - . „ J forourfos' wiling books and AffeiltS Wanted bibles. Dls.tinc.eno hindrance. We 1'rolUs. Empyi-eal rub. HouSt Jfaul , Jllnn. RAta UTtbo .andxna1.morsmonc-7Wttkiarorfta tiVMsil t nTlhlnr Hf in lh. world Either m. CwtWontfit rui. T.nuri.SE. Addrt.1. TkuxIi Co Xugattmlimine. r > i1TPT Tl Trraitij and cBr < l w u > < ot tav xnusv I Am , V\ \ { Book on trtatment sent frM. A dr.ss l/al1VijUj- / .L.P0HD.lLD. . aurora. Kan.Oo..BL Nine tailors make a man and one tailor can make nine dudes. There are no hopes in last year's calen- dnr * . - . * , < itarra .U le0rt4 % WitlTliO AL APP'tlCA-TION , as they can * not reach the Bent of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease , and in order to cure it you have to take inter nal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally , and acts directly on the blood and mucus surface. Hall's Catarrh Care is no qaack medicine. It was ( prescribed by one of the best physicians in the coun try for years , and is artgularprescription. It is composed of the best , tonics known , combined with the beat blood purifiers , acting directly on the mucus surface. The perfect combination of the two ingredients is what produces such wonderful results in curing catarrh. Send for testimonials free. F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Prop. , Toledo , 0. Sold by druggists , price 75c * i _ . - . $ - - * - "V " & * - .j s&ik * . - - " ' - " " ' * * -n r if i jai "J. i i n tj | 'tTTT" , * v * * * gl" r-ri rn i" ri/r > , . * . , n 7i" - tJT , JT , j..Tf. JOB YOTJNft EOLKS. ' B. Talk to Boys A Dog Goes On a Strike. The Old-Fnsliloncd Girl Honont Ice * Jandcm Ir.Iturdette'M Advice. A Tallc to Boyw. Mr. Georgo R. Scotfc , one of the editors of tho New York "Weekly Witness , has an excellent article in that paper for De cember 17th , which ho calls , "A Talk to Boys. " • Wo would like to give the j whole article if space permitted. After very kindly and somewhat humorously l speaking of many little innocent fail- ings of which most boys are sometimes guilty , especially those that come through carelessness , he continues : But there is also another side to the boys. They are good in spots ; and it is to these soft , tender spots in their char acters that I now propose to appeal. Boys , you have a "thinker , " and I want you to use it to think over what I am writing to you. Don't grow weary of loving father and mother. Never call the former , "The Old Man , " or the latter , "The Old Lady. " A boy who will so speak of his parents ought to be taken to Delaware where they publicly appty the lash. I i Father and mother to you ought to be t the most cherished beings on earth. When you cease to love them a cload will come over your life that will grow blacker and blacker as the years roll by. Don't know too much. A boy that cannot be taught anything is in a.sorry plight. His future path in life will be a hard one to travel , as he will have to live on what his hands can earn without the aid of his brain. Cultivate a lovo of home. In the history of almost every boy a fit comes over him to leave home and take a look around the world. • * * Boys , if you are determined to leave home , please don't do so without telling father and mother. They have all the trouble in this world they can well carry with out wondering night and day where is their wandering boy ? Mother's heart is very tender ; it beats so hard when her boy is wayward. One of the saddest sights on earth is a broken-hearted parent , and God pity the boy who has been the instrument of that break-up. Some of my dear boy readers have no mothers. How my heart aches for them. I live in a neighborhood where boy after boy has been left motherless. To such a boy all I can say is , think of ten of her whose last thoughts were : "What will become of my darling ? " * * * A dear , good , dead mother ought to be an inspiration to every boy to do what is right. Good boys generally make good men ; bad boys almost always turn out bad men. men.What does a boy want to make him a success in life ? My answer is , a charac ter. How can he obtain it ? By giving his heart to Jesus and becoming a prac tical Christian , When should he adopt this method of living ? As soon as he can read the Bible or a newspaper , or under stand the difference between right and wrong. * * * Sometimes I cross the pathway of men who are walking wrecks. Fre quently I see even the wreck of a wo man. Most of my efforts to reform them have been unavailing. "To late" is the practical reply I receive from them. Brace up , bsys ; meet the difficulties of life with courage. You will only pass through this world once ; there fore , let that once , be a success. He Disliked Washlns. The washing operation wbich so many children dislike is equally abhorrent to some dogs. A lady tells a very good story about a little Skye terrier whose opposition was obstinate , but forced at last to give way. The dog's aversion to a bath was so great that none of the servants would undertake to administer it for fear of being bitten ; the little ras cal would become perfectly ferocious. The lady herself , although the dog was devotedly attached to her , was afraid to attempt it , and after trying threats , beating and starvation in vain , she hit upon a new device. She left him per fectly free in every way , but let him know by taking no notice of him that he had offended her. She refused to let him go with her in her walks and when she returned paid no attention to his de monstrative welcome. He had a way which you have seen in some dogs , of coming to her side and laying his head in her lap for a few gen tle pats of the hand. When he did this now , the lady deliberately turned away her head and continued her sewing or reading. This state of tilings lasted for a week or ten days , and the poor little fellow looked absolutely wretched and forlorn. Of course his mistress felt very sorry for her pet , but she was determin ed to conquer him and persevered in her discipline. At last one morning the Skye crept quietly up to her and gave her a look which said , "I give .up ; I can stand it no longer. " And then he sub mitted like a lamb to one of the rough est baths you ever saw , for he needed it badly by this time. After it was over he ran about barking in high glee , as if to say , "It's all right now ! " When the lady went walking that day the little fellow very confidently took his place at her side , and his mistress resumed her kind recognition of him both then and afterwards. When the time for the next washing came around he was rebellious atfirst , but a single look at his mistress' averted face was enough lie submitted without anoth er sign of opposition. Doesn't that show , by the way , that there was something like reason in that little dog's head ? The Old Fashioned. Girl. She was a little girl until she was fif teen years old , and-then she helped her mother in her household duties. She had her hours to play , and enjoyed her self to the fullest extent. She never said to her mother , "I don't want to , " for obedience was to her a cherished virtue. She arose in the morning when she was called , and we do not suppose she had her hair done up in curling pa pers and crimping pins , or banged over the forehead. She did not grow into a a young lady and talk about her beau before she was in her teens , and she did not read dime novels , nor was she fancy ing a hero in every boy she met The old-fashioned girl was modest in her de meanor , nor she never talked slang nor used bywords. She did not laugh at old people nor make " fun of cripples. She liad respect for "lier elders and was nota'oove taking counsel from those older than herself. She did not know as much as her mother , nor did she think that her judgment was as good as that of her grandmothers. She did not go to parties by the time she was ten vyearsold and stay .till aftermidnight. ; yanclSgArtth cnce young > n i who. H liappened to be TJresent. tShe went t < R s bed in season , and doubtless she said her prayers , and slept the sleep of inno- cense , rose in the morning happy and capable of giving happiness. And now if there is an old-fashioned girl in the world to-day , may heaven bless her and keep her and raise up others like her. Bishop Cosgrove. Icelandic Henenty To the average reader Iceland is as little known as the _ interior of Africa. Yet Iceland is a famous country , - fam ous forihe achievements of its heroes , for the poetry and crose it has eiven to , * j > • - - - - v 1 : the world , and above all for the educa tion that pervades all classes. The love of learning is almost amania In Iceland , and it is the rarest thing in tho world to meet a native who cannot read and write. Another admirable trait is the remark able honesty which prevails in Iceland. Crime is almost unknown ; the people never lock their doors , and but two cases of thieving are known to have taken place within many ye rs. One was an Icelander who liad broken his arm , and whoso family iu the winter were suffering for food. He stole sev eral sheep and was finally detected. He was at once put under medical care for his injury , provisions were furnished for his family , and in time he was given work. This was his punishment. The other was a German who stole seventeen sheep. He was in comfort able circumstances , and the theft was malicious. His punishment was to sell all his property , restore the valuo of his thefts , and leave the-country or be ex ecuted. He left at once. Doll-Hakinsr In Tliurlncla. At a table before a window the fair- haired 3Toung German girl sat , mini ature brushes , combs and pins before lier. With a steel spring she fastened dolly ( who was dressed out in white ) to the table and then , with rapidly mov ing fingers , the flaxen hair , which liter- ately stood on end , was combed out and rolled into a coronet , a tulle veil some inches square was quickly pinned on with diamonds , rubies and emeralds , and dolly was a bride ready for the mar ket. But the young bride had yet to through other hands before she met Cass fate. When the Fraulein had pinned on the veil dolly was handed over to a boy who sat at auother table and whoso duty it was to prepare her for her voj'- age. He wrapped her carefully in a coarse piece of muslin neatly and quick ly and then laid her in a packing case amid bundles of paper shavings. Even this work , trifling as it appears , was done with a quickness and precision which showed great experience. No part of one doll was allowed to touch another and all were so carefully fitted in that no room was lost. For all this work of making the doll , all but the head , which had come from Munich , the work of dressing and packing , the material being furnished them , the family received 30 pfennigs , or 3d for each doll. 1 liove Her All the ( Same. It's true she writes a scrawly hand , Puts in two "t's" where one would do , And spells dog with an extra "g ; ' ' But not a girl in this wide land Is half so dear , and very few One-tenth so sweet as she to me. Dear thing she sometimes says "I seen , " "They was , " "Is not , " or "So be vou ; " "Them's yours , " "They's good" harsh to my ears. But she is still my lovely queen , Whose heart-beats to mine most true , And will be yet for many years. Some say that love-is blind , and I Would add that love is deaf also. Tho' grammarless and spelling bad. My love is handsome , sweet and shy. The secret of our love you'd know ? She's only five and I'm her dad. Burdette's Advice. Mr. Vanderbilt pays his coo k $10,000 a year , my boy. which is a great deal more tiian you and I earn or at least more than we get because he is a cook. That is all. Presumably be cause he can cook better than any other man in America. That is all. If Monsieur Sauceangravi conld cook tolerably well , and shoot a little and speak three languages tolerably well , and keep books fairly , and sing some , and could preach a fair sortof a sermon , and knew .something about horses , and could telegraph a little , and could do light porter's work , and could read proof tolerably , could do plain house and sign painting , and cou-Id help on a threshing machine , and knew enough about law to practice in the justices' courts of Kickapoo Township , and had once run for the Legislature , and knew how to weigh hay , he wouldn't get ? 10,000 a year for it. He gets that just because he knows how to cook , and it wouldn't make a cent's difference in his salary if he thought the world was flat and that it went around its orbit on wheels. There's nothing like knowing your business clear through , my boy , whether you know anything else or not. A "V'onns Emu. Mr. Knox tells us , in his last book of travels , something about the Emu that large bird which is sometimes called the Australian Ostrich ; Fred and I started 1 /ifter him , but we might as well have tried to run down a railway train ; he 1 left us out of sight in ten minutes , al though we were on fairly good horses. Mr. Watson said the speed and endur ance ef these birds were really wonder ful. He had often tried to run them flown , but had succeeded in only a single instance , and that by a sudden spurt when the bird was frightened. The funny thing abont it is that the Emu struggles along as though just ready to drop dead with exhaustion , keeping aboat ten rods in front of the horse , and j regulating his speed according to that of Ills pursuer. Doctor Bronson said he I was like the jack-rabbit of our Western , plains , that will keep about the same distance ahead of a dog , no matter how fast the latter may run. The bones of the Emu contain an oil which is used by the natives for curing sprained sinews and swollen joints. It has remarkable qualities , as it is said to 1 sweet through the side of a glass bottle. The Mtamp Craze. The craze for collecting postage stamps rages with more or less intensity. , all over the world. There are places "where they are bought and sold in many of the 'larger cities. On a corner in the Champs Elysees of Paris , near the Cir cus building , you can see a crowd of men and boys assembled every Sunday afternoon , with little books in their hands which they are carefully studying and comparing * They are stamp collec tors , and they meet to hold a stamp ex change. Old stamps are exchanged , bought and sold , and the rivalry to pos sess something very rare in tliat line will sometimes run 'it up to a high fig ure. There is more of the stamp craze in this country than many know. A ' spell ago a letter carrier in New York who had it bad , was arrested for remov ing stampsjfrom foreign letters received at the New York post-office. On being searched his pockets were found to be full of them. It was a veritable mania with him. Tamins aZBIan. A girl in Washington married a very particular and exacting young man six month togo. Her girl , frjends predicted , jtt the timejlAt shjg < vfouia-fajitiQ s # 'ti- ? " 4y him , and that 'consequently they ' . .would not live together six months. That period having elapsed and there be- Jing no evident signs of any separation between the happy pair , the girl friends • • felt called upon to visit the young wife and ask her now she managed to please the man who had never been Known to • be pleased before. Mustering all their impudence they called upon her in a body and asked her for her secret. "What is the receipt ? " they asked. "We -may need it. " "Well , I'll tell you , " ishe replied ; "if you'll never tell feed xhe brute. " _ - f / * _ - * * . , v . _ _ . . - • , . , " " * ITOSHlatleti * en Danish Railways * Every ono who ban traveled in Don- mark has noticed tho enormous numbei of guard houses along tho railrondx , rum tho fact that women usually Bigiinl the trains. As a measure of economy man and wifo are employed by tho state , the former as track walker and tho latter as trimid. The rules specify tho relation ship to oxist between these two cIossoh of employes , and rales are imido to be obeyed. When it happens that oitlier dies tho survivor has just six weeks iu which to find another partner. Nojr- lcot to do so is disobedience , punished with dismissal. Tho employment of brother , sister or servant to fill the va cancy is not nllowed. Tho guard or track walker must marry in six weeks or leave. A case of tho kind occurred re * cently near tho old town of Bibe , on the German frontier. Tho stricken widower petitioned tho government to allow him an extra week or two , alleging that his work of walking all day along the railroad track did not cive him a chance to look for a yif \ hut Ins re quest was refused as in itself an infrac tion of discipline. The hapless widow- or had only six daj's of grace left , bnt he did not want to lose his job and went skirmishing with so much energy that bofcre the end of the fifth he hud a new wife flagging the trains. Behoboth Sunday Herald. Nlfro-Glvrerliifl In tlm Oil Keiflon. With the of oil discovery nitro-glycer- ino was put to a now use.It waB found that when the drill had penetrated the oil secretin ; * sand 1,000 or more feet bo- neath the surface of the earth in a local ity where the presenco of oil was as sured , the oil would not flow forth read ily. Tho Bhrewd oil producer , looking abont for a means of shaking up tho sand and loosening the rock , used nitro glycerine Avith such success that its use was and is continued. In the early days three quarts were considered a large shot , but now 300 quarts are often used. The glycerine is poured into two large tin shells shaped like a cigar. These are lowered into the well by menus of a line ; the well is "tamped , " i. e. , filled with oil or water , and the glycerine exploded by dropping a weight which strikes a cap upon the top of the shell , or by drop ping a "squib" containing a lighted fuse. This "squib" explodes and the concus sion sets off tho shell. The explosion loosens the sand rock and the oil gushes forth. In time the hides of a well get so gummed with pnraffiue that the flow of oil is seriously arrested. Nitro-glycerine is again used to clear the well of the piuaffine. The Stone-Cutter from Connecticut. Tames _ G. Batterson , tho insurance millionaire of Hartford , is a typical Yan kee. He is a big-bearded man , vtith n • slight stoop , reflective eyes and a deep voice. Having two hands , * two legs , two eyes , two ears , and all tho usual duplica tion of this kind , he also has two busi nesses thesecoudbeing that of a dealer in choice marbles. He is said to know more about marbles in all ages of the world's history than any other man nlive. He supplied all the costty stones used iu the new Equitable building. But , throughout , he is a plain and unassum ing person who , while out among the Pyramids in Egj'pt some time ago , en countered party of titled Englishmen , and surprised them by talking aboul what contract he would make to dupli cate the great , piles of masonry. Lntei still , one of the English tourists , a lord , misquoted a Greek line , and Mr. Batter- son corrected him , giving the line as il was written. "For heaven's sake , whal are you ? " the lord * asked. "A stone cutter from Connecticut , " said Batter- son. New York Sun. Kir. Dana ' s Itluvliroomt. State Etomologisfc Linter snapped the red cord which bound a mail package this morning , and then taking off a 111a nilla wrapper found a baking-powdei box. Tlra cover removed , a pungent odor of spirits escaped. Then the pro lessor carefully unwound several small wads of saturated paper. These held within some unappetizing specimens ol mushrooms of the champignon species. They were of a brownish cast , and ap peared to have dried up. "These came from the grounds of Charles A. Dana , ' - said the etomologist. "who saj-js that his crop has become badly marked with black spots. Tho cause has been a mys tery for a long time , and was at first thought to have been caused by rub bing. Tho reason , however , is that the plants are covered by a very minute fomi of eel worms , known scientifically as anguillidoe. It is of this family , and can be seen by mocroscopic inspection. The pest is new in this country , and Mr. Dana must send to Europe to gel works on it Pall Mall Gazette. To Protect ItltiMlciniis ' Fingers. A simple and inexpensive device foi the protection of the fingers of musi cians while playing on stringed instru- menis , such as the guitar and harp , has been patented. It consists of a curved strip of metal adapted to receive the end of the finger or thumb , and provided with a covering of leather or analogous material. To the outer surface of this covering is applied a mixture of Venice turpentine and pine pitch , preferably mixed in about the proportions of three parts of turpentine and one of pitch , the design being to thus lender the playing more comfortable and insure n a more positive action of the finger upon the string. New York Home Journal. Railway * vs. . Cnnnlw. French railwa3s are _ reported to be suffering from competition with canals. So acute has the situation become that the railways are demanding the reimpo- sition of the tolls taken off the canal traffic in 1880. In that year the French government abolished ail taxation upon canal and river transport , withthe result that the total . carriage increased-from 1,875" ,000,000 tons earned a kilometer in 1880 to 3,073,000,000 tons earned a simi lar distance in 1887. In thesame period transport by the main lines of the French railway system fell off from 10 , - 004,000,000 tons carried a kilometer in 1880 to 8,067,000,000 tons in 1887. Pub lic Opinion. IVjnde a Hnnl. Dubuque ( Iowa ) Herald , Jan. 3. It was rumored on the streets yester day that one of the capital prizes of The Louisiana State Lottery had been drawn by parties in this city and a reporter for the Herald was detailed to run down the rumor. We found the report to be gen uine. The lucky ticket was held by Mr. Thomas Allen , of Kopsa & Allen , the. mcrcltant tailors of 1330 Clay street , and a brother of the junjor member of the firm. The ticket was numbered No. 43,085 and was a twentieth of a whole ticket , the whole ticket winning the third capital prize , $100,000 , in the De cember drawing , making the young men richer to the extent of S5,000 or , if divided , § 2,500 each. The money was collected through the GermanTrnstand Savinga banka of-jthis fdt-raiui'waS're- ceivedjliexevin dfi' season , affrving-aiy welcome New YeaT'iTgilt to two desert iugyoungmen. When our reporter dropped in at Kopsa & Allen's store yesterday Mr. Allen was averse to divulging any of the particulars of his remarkable luck , bnt after a little persuasion he readily gave us the above , as stated , which can be verified by the hank named. In two places at once : when a woman leads the style , she also follows it He is truly a noodle who is alwayB in the eonp. imwPvmS&jjmmWmmmm 3mW3mwmWM - MJWmg ! W4 .iJPIl tlillliS v. ' * " " J * i'i iV" r RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA f > OR KINDR.ED ILLS P | | | . + jyj larfently. and Pstn\anBn/y. \ ( SQLDByPRUGG , DDEA"S. . ECHA5.A.\/bGELER Co. BaLTO. Mp. Diamond Vera-Cura X Oll 1JVNIM4PHIA. AND IU. 8TOXAIH TBOtBLKS SICII jlSt indigent on , Sour-Stomach. Heartburn , Nauiea G' . ! dlneis , Constipation. Fullness after eatluc. Food l : : lnK in the Mouth and DM-igreeable taste alter eating. Nervousnest and Low bplr.ts. At DruggUtt and Iiealtrt or tent by mall on receipt QfZicU. ift boxes tlOO ) in tlampt. bample sent on receipt of 2-cent Stamp. ' THE CHARLES A. VOOELEH COBaltimore. . Md. JL SECURE AmWmV EEDSANO ffilB- uccess maflr is certain. If you want the best 5HW ! garden you ever hxd , try our ' * . . . , CHOICE ICWA. SEEDS this yoar. Beautiful lltusltared Caixiogue free , or with a sample nacket of our Now CotMter King Onion , tho larcest variety grown , for Jsreen staraov To neiocuttnm- ers wo will send for trial 13 PncUeU Choice Vegetable Seeds , iaeludlni : some iioreillva , or Lt backets Cholre Kiower S cds for 25 cents or SO CHOICE HOVHE PliAXTS Tor si.oo. IOWA SGKD COMPANY , Des Jlolnes , Xsu / SECRETS FOrToVERS ( SC * W Prlrate adrice forth * unmarried. Telia ML/Tyri all irau want to know. HtrureUr scaled. 10 EuKdlcents. 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SPASMS , 1 ; SOUR STOMACH , NAUSEA , VOM- * ITING. HEARTBURN , DIARRHCSA.l , 1 : COLIC. FLATULENCY , FAINTING * J * SPELLS , are relieved instantly and JfeJ QUICKLY CURED by taking inter'S nally as directed. Sold by Druggists- " ' * | * 5 Price 60c \ , _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ i Sweet potatoes s&u w be sprouted on sharvs. No experience required. Directions for sprouting KKKK. Address X. J. SKI.N.NKK , Coliimbu * , Kansas. 1880 PREMIUM PROSPECTUS. 1889 THE OMAHA WEEKLY BEE WILL : DISTRIBUTE i AMONG : ITS : SUBSCRIBERS : 0 > T THURDSAY , MARCH 21st , 1889. EVERY : - : SUBSCRIBER : - : RECEIVES : - : A : - : PREMIUM , REAL ESTATE. One shty-ncre Improved Farm in Saline county , Nebraska $ Ii.000 00 Forty Acres Land in Ptilnski county. Missouri 100 00 Lot 20 in Block 2 , Tnhipnosn , Florida J100 00 Lot 11 in lilock 5 , Talnpoosn , Florida 300 00 . AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS , FARM MACHINERY , ETC. One 32-in. J. I. Case Threshing Machine , with 12-horso bteam Traction en gine complete with nil attachments 1t 00 00 Ono No. 1 Aultman it Taylor Threshing Machine , with 10-horso power complete < 58. 00 One Deering All Steel Harvester and Binder 175 00 One Van Brunt Top Buggy 150 00 One Mitchell I'g Combination Sprine Wagon complete 140 0f > One A. J. Simpson Business Buggy 125 00- One W. T. Seaman 4 Passenger Spring Wagon 120 00 One Flato Hay Press 100 On- One Ideal Corn Harvester or Cutter 100 00 One Pitts Black Hawk Road Grader 05 0O One No. 5 Phaeton Cart 03 00 Two Aspinwall Potato Planters , complete , ? 88 each 176 00 One 3J-inch Mitchell Farm Wagon 8 ( 00 One Columbus Buggy Company's Buggy 75 00 One W. T. Seaman Farm Wagon . " 00 One Mil's ' Garland Range 75 00 One0-foot Halliday Wind Mill 75 00- One 12-foot EnterpriHe Pumping Wind Mill 75 00 Two 12-foot Winger Royal Wind Mills , each $75 150 00 Two 10-root Winger Royal Wind MilN , each $ G5 130 00 Four 10-root Perkins Wind Mills , each 570 280 00 One 10-root Solid Wheel Leach Wind Mill G5 00 One No. 1 Empire Disc Harrow and Seeder 05 00 Three Combined Listers , front wheel attachment , each § 70 210 00 Five Bul < * rd Sulky Listers and Drills , each $00 300 09 Fire Durham Feed Mill * and Horse-power , each $05 325 00 One .T.iy Eye See Sulky Pl w 05 00 Five Solid Comfort. Full Steel Riding PIowh , each $58 2' 00 One Weir 3-wherl Tongticless Sulky Plow 53 00 Two Single New Model wheeled Walking Plows , each $ r 0 ! ' ' > 0 One Little Giant Single Walking , Wheeled Plow 15 00 One Double Farm Harness 5U 00 Two Combined Riding and Walking ; Cultivators , each $45 00 00 One W. T. Seaman BreaRt Collar Single Harness 40 00- . One Stock M.ichereSddl 35 00 / Two Walking Iron Beam Cultivators , each $33.50 07 00 y FiveJ ease Farm Fanning Mills , each $32 160 00 Trro Young Giant No. 7 Fanning MilN , each $30 00 00 Two 1-1-inch Steel Mould Prairie Breaker * , each $30 00 00- One Porter Champion Hay Carrier and Field Derrick 30 00 Six Centennial Fanning Mills , each $30 180 00 Eight Strowbridge Broadcast Seeders , each $25 200 00 Two 14incli Steel Beam Clipper Plows , each $25 50 0i > One Climax Rioing Cultivator 20 00 Five No. G4 "A" Plows , each $22.25 • 111 25- Two 14 inch Wood Beam Clipper Plows , each $22 44 00 Six Winger Imperial Feed Mill * , each $20 12 < 00 One Enterprise Walking Cultivator 20 0O One Dean Ear Corn Slicer , 18 Ot ) Four 14-inch Rod Breakers , each $15 00 00 Two Porter Reversible Hay Carriers , each $10 . 20 00- Two Handy Carts , with box and barrel grippers , each $10 20 0O Six Ideal Garden Hoes , each S3.50 21 00 PIANOS AND ORGANS. One Style 2 , Upright Weber Piano 650 00 One Style 200 Western Cottage Organ 140 0O One Style 100 Western Cottage Organ , . 135 00 One Style 17 Ester Organ 135 00 One Style 50 Western Cottage Organ 125 00 One Style 15 Western Cottage Organ 110 00 One Style 90 Western Cottuge Ornn 100 00' Two Cabinet Autophones. each $50 100 00 One Concert Style Autophone , with stand 16" 00 Thirteen Concert Style Autophones , w 'thout Htand , each $12 156 0O BLOODED LIVE STOCK. One 5-year old Holstein Bull , registered 500 00 One Hereford Bull , registered 350 00 One 2-year old Jersey Bull , Btihject to register 175 00 One Jersey Bull Calf , registered ] . " > 0 00 * "WATCHES , GTJNS , CUTLERY , ETC. Fifty Silver Hunting Case Watches , Elgin , Waltham , or Springfield Move- K 111LII L Clll.ll VMUMiiix.MiMiitaioiaiM . . . . . | • ( • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ( • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • t.M * J ( .aJvl V\/ m Fifty Doubled B-irreHed Shot Guns , each $25 1,250 00 Fifty Dozen Roger's best Silver Plated Tea Spoonn , each $5 250 00 | Fifty Sets Roger's best Silver Table Spoons , each $5 250 00 : Five Thousand Sets heavy German Silver Tea Spoons , each $1.25 6,250 00 Five Thousand good Pocket Knives , each $1 , 5,000 00 HOUSEHOLD GOODS , ETC. An Elegant Parlor Set 125 00 Forty Wheeler & . Wilson 4 Drawer Sewing Machines , each $65 2,600 00 Five Wheeler & Wilson Drop Cabinet Sewing Machines , something new , and the best Machine ever made , each $90 450 00- j Forty good Wool Blankets , each $3 120 Op- - Ono Hard Coal Base Burner 30 00 1 One Kitchen Range 50 00- ' Four Thousand useful Articles for the Household , wearing apparel , etc. , . , worth not less than $1 each 4,000 00 • BOOKS AND ALBUMS. 20 sets Dickens' Works , complete , each $13 300 00 20 sets Scott's Works , complete , each $15 300 00 10 sets Thackar-iy's work , complete , each $15 150 00 100 Copies d Rand. McNallr & Co. 's AtlaB of the World , each $3.75 375 00 3000 Ele-ant Albums , each $1.50 4.500 00- 5000 volumes Standard works of Fiction , each $1 5,000 00- * , 2000 volumes English and American Poems , eacn $1.50 3,000 00 5000 volumes Standard American and English Novels , each $1 5,000 00 Making a Grand Total of. $54,012 25 1 - _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ' Subscription Price of the Weekly Bee with Premium. $2 Per Year. dddfesa all Order * to , THE BEE PUB. CO. , Omaha. Neb. \ rStrnSS&S Orrr 100.feo ) ciutoeiof I S giadlr testify aLttbe SCKKASwSlJ/Tiajy lUaBsfTSslI Yes , often DOUBLED them by sowing8AlVfe _ 'g UORTUEJ * ! * OROW5 SEEDS. Be- UBJVAllinJB casse do other seed Is so full of life. - * - sad rltaUty so proUle and early as Salxera. Kt V&f | OAT NOVELTY WHITE WONDER ! _ _ _ P 7 _ 10f ThisIi the most onderful Oat wo hare rrer seen or heard of and we hare tested EVERT AMPg\\\vV sort offered by E . " "SKY serdsnaan la America , but nose com ? half way op to it In 1IKLP , ir rfmllMTlPor.beitT'r-d < Jualit3rScares of IBS easternrrtar : SMITHs CrMilIT-MrtKT PMTCH. _ ff 5 < | _ P _ | { I Yielded 5 to4 times as much , as eommoa oats : Itsenorm"2JSmi mmmmmmK . _ * ) * /yWJN LA mocs yield is due to its great stoollng' properties , lose _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ WmfS.XmjO mi _ _ _ ears and plump kernels. Early , Sne. wonderful. vS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ V-fls5V&3 | _ _ | ? 6e la prize . * for T-ar _ tTleId . In 1889. See Cat5 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ # SjQ _ w _ Mn-loSue about It. First Vrixo $400. Who wins It ! Tho farm8H _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ f