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Writs for refer- ' j , enees. SS. F. B. OOLLGr , Milwaukee. Wts. * Treated and enrrd wltnout tn * anit * . * IT nrT I rflX'l.H ' 1Book on trMtment nt fret. AddrMl . \ . . . XantCoIll. l | - t'lil'wJjnr.urOKU.M.D. ' . Aurora. „ I WrK7U 0mahiw 437 45. A Slorv of Possibilities. "So IngerBoll's turned up ngnin ! " "I didn't know lio had ever turned down , " snid I , without looking up from the newspaper in whii'h I was carefully examining tho column of "Wants" an old weakness of mine , for I can not rid myself of the idea that I may some day find there that somebody somewhere has something that I want , or wants something that I have. I didn't look up , be cause the speaker was only Wash burn , my old college classmate. And Wn.shburn and I , having after our graduation dropped into neighboring offices on Court"street , had been con stantly in each other's company for years , and had long been in the habit of taking our noonday meal together at the same table in the same corner of but I will not give tho name of the restaurant , it is not si very good one , and I don't care to advertise it. So , as I said , I didn't look up , even when Washburn addressed me , but only said , with a foolish play on words , which is an incurable trick of mine , "I didn't know he had ever turned down. He has managed to keep himself well in sight. When he couldn't bo Governor , he would be Alderman , and if ho failed to get the postofiictJ " "Oh , I don't mean David , " inter rupted Washburn , " "I mean Increase , of our class. 'Injured Innocence , ' don't you know we used to call him , because of his unlucky alliterative name and his somewhat aggressive meekness of countenance ? " But before Washburn had half finished his explanation I had thrown down my paper , and was all eager attention. " 'Inky Injins ! ' Why , I haven't heard anything of him these twenty years. So he has turned up at last ! What Ikia'o vcu heard ? I thought the sands of the desert or the waves of the ocean had swallowed him long ago. Aright good fellow he was , but he never accomplished anything , he was so restless and changeable. " "Well , it seems his restlessness worked itself off in those years of wandering that we know of. He travelled tho earth over , pried into every corner , learned the manners and language of every nation , pene trated every forest , sailed every sea , explored every river , climbed every mountain , till , when at last there was no more to see and no more to do , and fortunately not till then , hav ing come home to take breath for a few weeks till he could form new paths , ho saw there a young girl who had grown up not live miles from his father's farm , and found in her the ret.t he had been for ten years peeking the world over in vain. So he married her , and settled down in a little village in some remote corner of tho State , and there for ten years ho has lived as unknown to tlie outer world as if he had joined a brother hood of monks , but doing a work that the most famous philanthropist might envy. " ' 'How can that be , when his good works have never been trumpeted abroad by the newspapers ? I was not aware that the race ol philan thropists had become careless of the praise of men. Obscure success is not the object of their envy , as far as my observation goes. " "My story demands a genial listen er , sir , and shall not be unfolded to a cynic , " answered AYasliburn , pursing up bis mouth , frowning portentous- ly , and reaching out his hand for my newspaper. "Nonsense ! don't tease , " said I , stowing the paper away behind me. "You see lam all curiosity , and of the most genial kind , too , to hear Ingersoll's story , and if you're not quick about it our time will be up be fore you get through , and you know there'd be two of us disappointed then. " "That's true , " rejoined Washburn , as we began on our modestmeal. "I do wantto tell it to you , and to see bow pleased you will be. Well , it was in the town of Sumner that he settled with his 'dear girl , ' and the pair identified themselves at once with the interests of the place in a way that isn't common with people situated just as they were , more's the pity. A thrifty New England village it was ; with some 2,000 in habitants , witlf good railroad facili ties , with quite varied industrial in terests , and not a barroom or saloon within its borders. A drunken man in its streets was a rarity , and was sure to have come from outside , and even'in ths 'Centre' the streets were as quiet and peaceable alter dark as a country lane. But the most re markable feature of the place was the character of the Irish population. They occupied a part of the town called the Hillside. Almost every man owned a small house with abit of land and a garden , where the children worked and played , with plenty ot room and sweet air , and sunshine without stint , lngersoll waxed quite eloquent as he set foith to me the satisfaction ho used to take in this state of things. Industrious , temperate , even neat and orderly ( in their fashion ) , these Irish families stood , he thought for good specimens of what America can make of her foreign born citizen if only he can be got out of the great towns , and have a chance to earn a bit of land and make a homestead. " ' "Yes , " I began , for this is a hobby of mine. But "Washburn lifted a silencing finger , and looked at the clock. "Your well-known views will be re spectfully listened to some other day , if you please , " said he politely , "but just now Ingersoll's story has the floor. " And I subsided into silence. "In evil hour the an serpent en tered the paradise in the form of a fellow who opened a drinking hole in a cellar at the 'Centre , and by every low art enticed the workingmen into it. As they passed to their work in themorniDgor back at noon and ' -y\ffwrwmasm\mrir \ ; rmrrgirr , " .11 . ; n r _ ai rT jTiTiTr Tj ' : u \ night , one aftor another would drop down these futtil steps. "In less than a month tho little town could no longer boost of quiec evenings. At tho 'Centre' tho streets often rang with profnne words , with angry cries and noisy , discordant song. Later in tho night the settle ment on the hillside echoed with the uproar which was bred in that wretched cellar and worked its way up toward those once quiet homes as the hours wore on past midnight. After many vain attempts , a case was made out against the keeper of tho drinking hole ; ho was sent to jail , and the den was closed. But the mischief was already done. JJabitsof drinking had grown upon many of tho workingmen , and into tho minds of not a few bad crept the idea that far more money could be made by liqudr- selling than by day labor. The pro hibitory law was in force , and the majority of the voters of Sumner were in his favor. "What of that ? Tho places where liquor could be had on tho Hillside and elsewhere soon numbered more than a score , and the men and women Avho kept them laughed tit the law when they did not swear at it. "Selectmen , reform clubs. Good Templars , temperance men of every strips united in efforts to break up this state of things , but to no pur pose. A few seizures of a few gallons of bad liquor , a very few convictions and fines , many failures to obtain sufficient testimony before tho court this was all. The evil grew. Peo ple settled down to the conviction that it was a hopeless case. Many said 'change the law' some were for stricter prohibition , some for a stringent license law ; others said 'Betterrepeal all liquor laws , and fall back on the Nuisance Act. ' "lngersoll felt keenly the change in the lititle town. He had become ac quainted with many of tho Irish , whom ho had employed upon his place , where he was doing all sorts ot work , and he felt great interest in them and theirfortunesforyouknow 'Inky' had always plenty of the milk of human kindness. And he couldn't I bear to see these men and their wives ' and children go to the bad so fast. His ' wife laid tho trouble to heart even more than he. He says it became a nightmare to them ; it was the drop of wormwood that imbittered all their pleasures. They had talked it ' over and over till they were fairly sick and tired of the subject , and at last they imposed a law of total ab stinence from the whole topic , and agreed that a fine should be paid by any member of the household who broke the law. "The laughs caused by this arrange ment were a decided improvement , lngersoll says , on the tears and the moodiness that such conversations had been wont to cause in Mrs. lnger soll and in himself respectively. " 'Matters had stood thus in Sum ner for nearly two years , ' said he , 'when one night my wife met me at tho door with the fine ( a five-cent piece ) in her outstretched palm , while in the other hand she held the New York Evening Post. I laughed , and asked who had been talking liquor shops. ' 'It is I who propose to talk it now , Increase , " said she , with an eager flush , but no smile on her face ; and she could hardly wait till I got into my slippers and my arm-chair before she began to read to me an account of the means taken by a committee of citizens in a certain Swedish town to abate drunken ' " ness. "Oh , I remember the story , " I in terrupted AYasliburn. "The plan was to license certain men to sell at such a price that their profit was very small , while they were allowed to make as much pro fit as they could on the food and the wholesome drinks which they were also required to furnish. Hence it was for their inter est to encourage the purchase of these latter articles , and to discour age tippling. At the same time there was no chance for unlicensed liquor-sellers , as they couldn't under sell the others. " "Just about what lngersoll told me. " said AYasliburn. "But that couldn't be done in this country , " I continued. "It would be scouted as government monopo ly and interference and what not , in spite of its evident wisdom and shrewdness. " "Just about what lngersoll report ed himself as replying to his enthu siastic little wife , " answered AYasli burn. "So the matter , to her great disapointment , dropped for the moment. But it had put an idea into our friend's head which worked and worked till it took a shape suited not only to one New England village , but to universal human nature. Old Increase hadn't trav elled all over creation for nothing. He's a cosmopolite to some purpose. About a week later he too proffered the regulation half-dimeb o buy the right to open the tabooed subject , and thus he spake to his attentive wife : " 'Molly , you know old Finnegan is a thorough-going temperance man perfectly honest and trustworthy , and great authorityamongthelrisii , into the bargain. AYhat do you say to my furnishing him the money to buy out O'Eourke , up on the Hill side , and to set up a grocery store and a coffee house and eating-room right there , where firstrate hot fra and coffee , baked beans and potatoes , soup , bread and butter and cheese can be had at low prices in a quiet tidy place , and where a man can smoke his pipe and have a chance to read a newspaper , or have one read to him. "Oh , wouldn't that be just lovely , Increase ! " "You see , Molly , we might get Finnegan and two of his neighbors made special consta bles in case of trouble from ill-dis- , posed fellows. The priest would cer tainly favor the enterprise. I think it can be done , and I believe it would prove a mighty influence for good a lively piece of leaven in that lump. ' "They could still get their horrid whisky at the old places , " faltered the wife. 'Of course , " said lngersoll , "that can't be helped. But there would be a rallying point for tho op ponents of liquor , and beside that in stead of the drinking place3 being the only resorts , there would be a room far more attractive than any of them , where hunger and thirst and social instincts could all be satisfied ! * 2 fciMaMaKii4E MtiaMl ssssisstHsssiiaistuisssfiii I at a price unknown before for cheap ness. But , Molly dear , if we do that wo must sU\y at ho/no next , summer , instead of going to Mb. Desert , and I can't havo mj' new barn , nor you your now green houses , eh ? ' ' "Pooh ! " quoth the little wife , " "who wants to go to Mt. Desert , and who enn't get ? " 'And along without a greenhouse if there weretenrs in her oyes.they were happy tears. ' That's Ingersoll's re mark , not mine , you know , " added AYasliburn : • "You've seen him then ? " said I. "Yes ; didn't I tell you ? I was up at his place last week , and he took me to old Finnegan's eating-room , and wegot a right good enp of coffee for five cents , and a sausage and a piping hot potato for another five. And we pretended to read our news papers ( which we had brought with us ) , while over tho top of them wo watched the happy , sober faces in tho room. Always some one , sometimes a dozen , eating and drinking at the binall clean tables that filled the room. A good deal of loud talking , but no uproar ; all good-natured , all decent. lnger soll said that in the warm weather many families went there for their dinners , to save the heat and expense of a fire in their small houses , and that it was quite tho custom for men at work in the neighboring factory to go there for their meals instead ot bringing them from home. AAre looked into anotherroom , built with in a year , where were books and newspapers and games , and where they have penny readings and sing ing meetings and lectures in the even ings , and sewing-school for girls and women in the afternoon. I assure you it was quite exciting to hear and see. lngersoll knew half the people that came in and was evidently well known and very popular. " "How is all this paid for ? " I asked. "Five-cent dinners can't go very far toward it , and though lngersoll may bo able to afford the luxury of sup porting such a place , it's of no value as an example if it's not somewhere I near self-supporting. People can't j stay at home always , and do with out greenhouses and barns as a per manent thing at least , they don't want to. " "Since the first year this concern has not only paid its own expenses , but it has given Finnegan a { rood living , and enabled him to make the addition I speke uf and to keep the place repaired and refreshed and at tractive. You must get the figures from lngersoll. " "AArell , " I said , "all this sounds very charming and delightful ; but what has been the effect of it on the drinking ? That's the main point , after all , you know , A\rashburn. " "I asked lngersoll that , and ho re ferred me to one of the selectmen , for my answer. That official assured me that intemperance had been gradually diminishing till there is not to-day one-quarter of what there was before that room and shop were taken by Finnegan ; and he said tha a fact of still greater importance is that there has grown up in that neighborhood a strong public opinion in favor of temperance , and that false swearing on the witness stand during liquor trials , and refusals to testify to sales , have become the ex ception instead of being the rule , as they were five years ago. " AVe rose from the table at which , during this conversation , wehad been engaged in reducing order to chaos , and as I got into my coat and took up my hat , "AYasliburn , " said I , "it seems to me that lngersoll has turned up trumps. " The Evils of Novel Heading. From the Spectator. The mischief of voracious novel- reading is really much more like the evils of dram-drinking than appears at first sight. It tends to make all other literary nourishment intoler able , just as dram-drinking tends to make all true food unbearable , and to supersede food by drink. This voracious novel-reader of today , as we have said , rejects Scott's novels because they contain so nvjch food thatjs not mere story-telling. The genuine novel-reader detests what ho calls tame stories , in which the inter est is not exaggerated and piled up ten times as high as the attractions of ordinary life. He wants always to be feeling a thrill of excitement run ning through his nerves , always to be living in imagination through the concentrated essence ofthe perils ofa hundred adventurous lives , instead of toiling calmly through the ordin ary hopes and fears of existence. No state of mind can be more un wholesome , because none is more cal culated to divert the energies from the sort of quiet tasks to which they should be habitually applied , and to keep those energies stretched on the tenter hooks of expectation , waiting for a sort of strain which is never likely to occur. The habit of dram-drinking , it is said , leads to fatty degeneration of the heart i , e. , excessive fattening round the heart , and weak action of that organ , inconsequence. So , too , the habit of novel-reading leads to fatty degeneration of the literary mind i. e. , to an unhealthy and spasmodic action of the imagina tion , and a general weakening of the power of entering thoroughly into the solid interests of real life. The best way to prevent the disease of novel-reading from catching hold of the young is to instil in them , if possible , an easy caving for more solid food , and to instil it so thor oughly as to make them dislike the < merely stimulating diet of unadul terated fiction. This is just as possi ble as it is to make the young dislike , as usually they will , highly stimulat ing drinks. There is a healthy love of reality in the young , if it can only be judiciously fostered , a healthy distaste for too high-spiced literary nourishment. t i > ' The Bazar is informed of the very appropriate selection of" an organist at a recent church wedding. As soon as the happy pair had been pronoun ced man and wife , the organistplayed "She never will be miss-ed , She never will bo miss-ed. " I I'oImoii Conveyed I y tho Tootli. Tim poison convened by tho httmnn teeth is found by ] ilYH ciiufl ] to bo ono of tbr most troiiblosotiio they Imvo to dcnl vitli. Quo of themwrites : " [ lmvo ttn- ilor nijattention novore mtil niofit com- pltcutou cubes of bloori-noifioninsr. in which tho patient hml but Blifjhtly iibruirfeil tho lmnd in tho conrso of n. fight by bti iking the' knuckles ujrrtinst tbo teeth of bin opponent. I lmvo known hunch ? thus poisoned onry saved from amputation by tho application of all ro- hourcos of hciouce.Tobacco or whisky o" derangement of tho Btoiimch from on f other causes may bo responsible for tint * poisonous condition of tho tooth , and I am not prepared to say that a man with pood health and a clean , sweet mouth would not convoy tho poison. " Borrowed garments seldom fit well , nor do bocurt remedies euro hu > ressfully. Tho real euro lor coughs and colds is Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. AVhy jut doubled up like an old ninn , my boy ! What's rheumatism ! Take tho good the gods provide thee , andnend twen ty-live cents nrouud tho corner fur a bot tle of Salvation Oil , and you'll ride your bicycle to-morrow. The old Libby prison , in lliuhmond , has been sold Tor § 11,000. A IMali ufNoivP's1 P stands for Pudding , for Pouch and for Penr , And likewise forPootry and Prose ; The Parrot , the Pigeon that Hies in tho air , The Pig with n ring in his nose ; For Paper and Pen , for Printer and Press , For Physic , and People who stll it ; But when you are Bick , to relievo your dis tress Take at once Pierce's Purgative Pellet. Oh , yes , indeed ! These nre tho P'b for you , poor , Bick man or woman. Nothing like them for keeping the bowels and stom ach regulated and in order tiny , sugar- coated granules , scarcely larger than mus tard seeds. They work gently but thor oughly. Franco has concluded not to remove the import duty on grain. Many imitators , but no equal , has Dr. Sage- Catarrh Itemedy. Sorao of tho richest men in England owe all their wealth to beer. Ilon't filvo Up tlio Ship. You have been told that consumption is incurable ; that when the lungsureattacked by this terrible malndy , tho sufferer is past all help , and the end is a mere question of time , You havo noted with alarm the un mistakable symptoms of the disease ; you have tried all manner of so-called cures in vain , and 3011 aio now despondent and preparing for the worst. But don't give up the ship while Dr. Pierce's Golden Med ical Dibcovery remains untried. It is not it cure-all , nor will it perform miracle * , but it has cured thousands of cases of con sumption , in its earlier stages , where all other means had failed. Try it and obtain a now lease of life. Belva Lockwood is in bard lines. She has lost her Love. Desekvixo of contidknce. There is no article which so richly deserves the entire confidence of the community as Biown's Bronchial Troches. Those Buffering from ashthmatic and bronchial diseases coughs , and colds should try them. Price 25 cents. "Will Carleton , the poet , wrote his first piece of verse when 10 years of age. Fortune Smiled On IIIiu. Galesville ( III. ) Independent , Oct. 5J Galesvillo was considerably excited the other day , by a report that a twen tieth of ticket number 44 , rT4. > "which drew the third capital prize of $50,000 in the September dinning of the Louis iana State Lottery at New Orlean. ? , "was held bjr a p.utv in GaleMi 'lle. Inquiry hoon elicited the fact that the lucky per son was Chas. T. Silk , 0110 of our best known citizens. An Independent 10- porter interviewed Mr. Silicon Monday and elicited tho following f.icts : For some time ho had been investing a small fatim each month in tickets , and had sev eral times drawn small prizes. Ho had confidence that if he kept on hewould at last be successful , and the result&hows the correctness of this impression. In the September drawing he bad ten tick ets , and three of them drew prizes , two of $30 each , and ono of 2,500 , one- twentieth of the third capital prize. Mr. Silk is a poor man , and this great good fortune will enable him to make many improverements about his home , and his good fortune will be shared bjall of our citizenswho rejoice with him in his good fortune. The prizes wero collected through the bank of Galesville , and were paid in full. full.The The total salmon pack of Alaska this season is 7,000 cases. TETTER. A member of the Pioneer Pres staff , troubled for eleven jcars with ol > - stinate Tetter on his hands , has complftely cuied it in less than a month , by the u > c of Cole's Ca.rbolisa.lve..Projftr PressSt.Paui. There is no limit to the age at which a man may make a fool of himself. When Baby wns sick , we pave her Castoria , When she was a Child , t-hecrieil for Castoria. When she became Miss , hlie clung to Castoria , When she had Children , bhe gave them Castoria. Ostriches sell for $1,000 a pair in Cali fornia. The Special OfTr , or The Youtu's Companion' , of Boston , Mass. , which we published last week , should be noticed by our readers , as the oppor tunity comes but once a. year. Any new subscriber to The Companion'who willaend § 1.75 at once , can have the paper free to January 1 , 1889 , and for a full year from that date. This offer includesfourholldcy numbers , for Thanksgiving , Christ inns , New Year's and Easter , all the illustrated weekly supplements , and the annual pre mium list , with 500 illustrations. Really a § 2.50 paper for § 1.75. During the last vear sheep in Iowa de creased 20,900 head. A Fortune for S3. An opportunity for etery Lady and Gen tleman to secure an independent fortune by the investment of only § 5. Address , withstamp , TheMontanaluvestmentCom- pany , Helena , Mont. Richard Kidd , 115 years old , will vote in Texas if he lives till election day. THE GREATREMEDYFOR PAINT Cares Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciat ica , Lumbago , Backache , Headache , Toothache , Sore Throat , Swellings , Frostbites , Sprains , Bruises , Cats , Barns and Scalds. Sold by Vruggitti and Dealers EveryicTiere. THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO. . Baltimore. Hd. Diamond Vera-Cura FOR DYSPEPSIA. JUTD ALL BT0KACH TROUBLES SUCH AS : XadlgeiUos , Sonr-BtCELSch , Hi&rtbsrn , X uie , Old- dlceu , CositlpsUon , Fallnsu sltir citing , Tooi Elilaj In the Hoatb aad dUigreesbl * tut * sAtr * t- lsf. HeiToasntH sal Low-Epuiti. At Druntfslt niul Ikn'ert or tent by nail on rt- ceiplqf'licU. (5 buxt * sl.UO ) in riumpt. Simple toil on receipt o/2-c nt Stamp. THE CHARLES A. VOCELER CO. , Baltimore. Md. r -r-r r - : rr- > . . * ir rv .7ilfr } ! iiTiif Mi SSSIIllllt''S SliiMMnTI sM . , „ MM S S S S S S S S S l M . H * W | r ' f Catarrh in the Head I Orijnstc ! in icrofulouf mint in tha blood. Iienco tho proper method by which to cure catarrh. Is to purify the blood Its many disagreeable symptoms and the danger of developing into bronchitis or tint lerrlblo fatal disease , consumption. ro entirely ro- morcd hy IIooiTf 5ar api\rlllv , which cures eatorrh by pur fjrlrg tho blood ; It Alio tones up the srstem end greatly improves tho general health. Try the " " * "pocullar medicine" ' • Hood's Sirtnparilla cured mo of catarrh , sore- nest of the bronch'sl tub * , and torrlblo headache. ' * It. Qninoss. Hamilton. Ohio. catarrh In * • Tor 23 years I hare boin troubled with tho heid. In-liceitlon. mdsencral debility. I nercr- hid frtlth In such nieJIcines , but concluded to try , ' . did m omoct > bottle of Hood's 6ar 4prilia. good that I continued Its u * till I havn taken 0TO- j- bottlct. > Iy health hs * groatly Improve 1. snd I U\ , like a different woman. " Mm. J. B. ArMMi.BWctr 3 mond St. . Newark , h' . J. . / " 1 havo turd Hood'nSirsiparllla far citsrrrh w 5 , very tatiifactory remiU-i. 1 received more perma-- 5 | * ncnt benefit from It Hun froai nny other remedy M. E. Head. Wauseon , Oh 0. Hood s barsaparilia , Sold hy all druBCists. tU sti fnrM. Trepired only I Fold by all drncRlsU lt fix for 13. r" ? * ? ' ' . 0 . at' , ' i by C. ] . HOOD AGO , Apothecaries. Lowell. Man. br CI. MOOlt A.COApothecurlo' , LowuU. Mass J IOO Doses One Dollar ' IQO Dosos One Dollar * . j. TO MAKE kdwichtm A DELICIOUS BISCUIT gS r * ASIC YOUR GROCER FOR { UBdPJ owashTs "cow brans" soda | AND TAKE NO OTHER. I • ! + ' smi in 11 ! - m * mmm mim mi immmmmm mm * m * mi mmm mm mmmmm IrfCtfff EH,8 ? I If * 1 # C II mTiM rl I I ! rtasi - * 1& 1 II • SC I" Waterprflof J\jSy Th nsnBBAKDBUCKni ! w rT ntciiw tirp'- < * > ' , n < t vlll k # p J n dtj la I H / / rtB- . ? A\\ " • fc nlMt M..rm. T ) . . u-w rosiMFt. suriuutu r" < * i" c f ° . * V nH I /vET Y" fN' * . * ' j Tr tb nlln > * : > . * > r r oflmir tloaB. Monoctiw'tiiwltrontth. Tlth . i * Jii Jjftt1 Br.o.rtr..l t. 1-lB.lr.l I Cat. ' run frc . A. J.Tow r. Hoitoo , Mjm. _ * • " M arMijssiaailsaissssBais ssl * asWslssi csjsue ssBaHaask asss ssiW ( • Riyanf S. Strata Cbicago Business OoISege S I ftt SHORT-HAND INSTITUTE nnd ENGLISH TRAINING SCHOOL. hlh HTAM Vltl > - I 3&J I > f.TirL'TIONaiHl tllo3J/varT.02l : S'X • irsT • Sf-ISCI. * XVOX .IJX > : Full Informs 6MU' tioa.Cataloituo.terms.etc. . tent KlthK. AddreiS Jl. 11.1JU1AA1'A bOA.lVuyrlcturs.CUIcutu.llL Cripn fiir-PcTl ESTABLISHED 1851 C 186 So. .22-S Chicago , Ills. 1 ClarkSt. / v no Regular Old-Establislied /iHiUPHYSiCIAfl AHD SU(1GE0H ( RV l lf Is still Treating with the Greatest J | SKILL and SUCCESS CiiroDiG , teons aM Private Diseases. JC3-NERVOUS DEBILITY , Lost Manhood , Failing Memory , Exhaustinc Drains , Terrible Dreams , Head and Back Ache and all the effects leading to early decay and peihips Consumption or Insanity , treated scientifically by new methods with never-failing success. SYPHILIS and all bad Blood and Skin Dis eases permanently cured. Ob-KIDNEYand URINARYcoirplaintsGleet , Gonorrhoea , Stricture , Varicocele ami all diseases ofthe Genito-Unnary Organs cured promptly without injury to Stomach , Kidneys cr other Organ- . . JZe No experiments. Age and experience im portant. Consultation free and sacred. • Cifbend t cents postage for Celebrated Works en Chronic , Nervous and Delicate Diseases . .GIFThose contemplating Jlarnapesend for Dr. Clarke's celebrated pmue Hale and Female , each 15 cents , both 25 cents ( stampCorMiIt ) the old Doctor. A friendly letter or call iraysaicfuturesuller- iiiij and shame , and add golden \ ears to l.fe. .CoI'00k "Life's ( Secret ) Errors , " socentsstamp ) Mtt'icine and writings stnc cvtrj v.htre , secure from exposure. Hours , 8 to 3. Sundays 9 tr , 12 Address F. D. CLARKE , ftl. D. . ISC < .o. < iiirUr , < an - . < > , ax 1 , . 8SARVELOUS Any liofd ; Icirni'tl in < n > romllnj ; . .Mincl m , uiiliii rttrfil. Spcaljin jr it limit note. . "Wholly imlikf artificial s > > .tfiii < * . I'lr.irv fiiiiili'tiiiird by ipri'im * Court. Cro.it * iii liicoiiuMitti toiri > sioinleiico Prospectus , with opinion * of Dr. "Win. A. Ham mond , the Tio-h ! f tilled Specialist in Muni ilNen-cs. D.inicl ir ilif Thompson , the prt'is l'ty lioo ! ist..I. M. IJuokloy. 1 . ! > . , f-Mlturof the Christian Aihocare Kieliard I'roctor , the fctleml-r. and others , sent p'1 f"'e by Prof. A. LOIbb'lTi : . 127 Fifth Ave. . Xevr York Only Sl.00 for this , cLiite ! Baau.y. " y Weighs from P ! -4ozto41uS : This S'eel Eearlnjr. Eri's Bram Little ceie witn Praia ccoop is nice ! ; Jnpinueii an 1 is j i"t tho thni4 for Hotue. Sor : or Shop V. e willend oie oH/y , by ixpres" , to tny perion endinr n < S ! . < . ' > "not H its vjlue ) Cttnloicueof 1 COO art c e ent fre Addrtss CHICAGO SCALE CO..OhIe.icu. III. BUyEHS' GUIDE is issued March and Sept. , each year. It is an ency OThc of useful infor mation for all who pur chase the luxuries or thn necessities of life. "We fcan clothe you and furnish you with all the necessary and unnecessary appliances to ride , walk , dance , sleep , eat , fish , huntwork , go to church , or stay at home , and m various sizes , styles and quantities. Just figure out what is required to do all these things COMFORTABLY , and you can make a fair estimate of tho value of the BUYEH3' GUIDE , which will be sent upon receipt of 10 cents to pay postage , MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. Ul-114 llishigan Avenue , Chicaco.Ili. . { . /mELEGTRIGITY / MjW IN A BOTTLE. * f z { f "WEST'S ELECTRIC CUKE 1 14 2 Catarrh. Hay Fever , Neuralgia , B fijpSi Headache , Asthma , and Rheu- fS 24 + , matiiin. It has no equal. Every TRflOE MfijC bottle sold on SO a.nvs' trial. raP&vdsl Price SI.00. AGENTS * WANT- li3F in ED. Local nsenta sell from 12 V f M to fMBottta ! Daily. tSTTcriaa S " ? rtcSr to agents and complete Descript ive Pamphlet rnrn. THE WEST ELECTRIC CURE CO. , 140 Wakhiuuton St. , Chicago , III. , n lIP nEE TRADE PRICES ! V-L * - ' Jg sggEKy SO 1KOTECTIOV * NO MONOroLIEl ! m-L. ' - 'Ut3 = & 2gGh glir SEWIVG I .VOW ffiir - - • Jr a pg& = ai } > 4uMACHI.VES | ONLY $13 K t2i V w _ li V. 'e are now selllns our WE5T- E5l V Jfm ERMMPKOVEDSISGEKSEWIJfa HJI Tfrllir pjjj MsCHIJiE lamcucat-complete I _ tH lfTO w"k " " attachments and war- olfi | ranted for 5 years for only * 1. > . ijf 111 I Send for circular and nee full de li wm 07nA rcrir > ton ! of this and other > tries , ( MI eU toM/R. SCULI.IXAIO. , JlmiSy J 77/West Lale it. , Chicago , IiL * S g Ma."OSGOOD" _ _ i3f " * % s Sf Sent on trial. Freight " iiafflS Other sizes proportioav atelylow. Agents well paid. Illustrated Catalogu * tree. Mention this Paper. OSS00D & THOMPSON. Bingroaptcn. N. T. fJSUrnnNIS CHANGE , RAISIN AND FRUIT LAND. u P.000 acres in any tire tracts. Jest tho plac * tor a colony. Special lndaeeaenta to settlers. _ - SIGKOR. FERRY ISELOVER. San Diego , CaL CiLTJTIOX TI I Eownro of fraud , ns my nntnoitiiil tl e cricoaro. H stamped on thn Imttom of nil my nilvt rtlM-it shoe- hoforo leaving tho fattory.wlili h prolctt thuwrar- era asalnnt hhrh Jirlees mid inferior funds. If a. dealer offersV. . L. Unii-flnn rime * nt it reduced priceor says ho has them without niy nani amji priro stamped ou thu bottom , put hliiido uuaIrau W. L.rDOUGLAS I O Ol IKJl . CENTIiEJIEM Thconlr c If : t SKA.Mf.nst ; Shoe mooth In- | f'de. NITA ( liSor WAX. T1IICKAI > t > hurt the teetea y m hind wilrnl Wl I.I.NOT RIP W. L. DOUGLAS Ai SHOh , the orfKlnat an * only hand-sewed welt SI nl'oe. Ejiul cu t jm m do- S ehoesco tine fr < in $ • > t ? i * iv. i. . iOC .i.as st.no : poi.ici : shoe. { Railroad Men ant Letter Cirrlers all r.ear them. H Smooth Inside as a Hand Se ed bhou No Tacks or V. 'ax Thread to i.urt tlie feet. H W. L. DOUCI.As * H.no SHOE Is unexcelled * for heiv * wear. Ii 3t Calt Hioe for tue rr'ce H WJeDOCCUs ? ' . ' . ' } . * WOiKINGMA > 9s SIIOK It the best In t.e wo'Id tor roii h near ; onoH pairoii lit to weir aman i rear. * W. L. IOI' < iLAS 'i slIOC FOIt IJOYSIst ti.e hen : school hIkkIn Hie world fl ' . . . YOUTH'S Schoo TL. DOUGLAS SI.7/I Shoo c'tes the smail hoys a chance to wear tho- ! best shoes n the world. M All made In Concrens. Ilutton and Lace. If not H fold by your denier , write AV. J-i. IJOXJGLAM. nrockton.MnKV _ Cures and Prevents. ? j Coughs I g CTk Hoarseness H Ti S &Lf SM Catarrh , H 9 Headache , IS J * Toothache , rT * tM Hleil * lwswRh l eurnat,8rn > H j I Asthma , , H Oulcker Than Any Kno n Remedy , fl No rr atter how vlrlcnt or escrucli 'is the pain ttc\i | hhpuniatlc. I'edrldden. JnCrni. t ri pii. . Nervous . 1 > iCLr.UIc orprosirand with Ultta , ama/tuffer. H EADWATSRBADYRELIE ? I -Will Afford Instant I. 'asc. H IXTERXALLY A half to a teaspo mfal In hslf v M tt-mblerof water wil. Inafewmlii'itcscureCrsrnsiA- H Epa-mi. Sour fetoi.jch. Xauset. \ j nn . Hean- | bjn , N"ertoune Mceilesnesi. Slr < iiei'ach' " . M I ) ar-hera. tolic. Flntulency an 1 all Internal ja'ns. U 11a nrU in Its rari ius forns cured aid prevented. H There Is not a remedialjrent In 'heworlJ that wll H cure Fever and A u and ll .ther fevtr * ( a ! Id tjr H BADWAVS IMLLsj so qulck.y a * KADWAra. lt AD VIJELIE t\ ACHES AND PAINS. For Headache ( nhctner slclc or nertou < ) . tooth- U cche. neuralgia , nervousness and sl--epIe Te v B rheumat'sm. luinha ? ' ) pilns and weakness la tha- H bact sp ne or kidneys , paint srouni the liver. | pleurl.y. swelling of the Joints and pains of alri H ilnd" . the appl cat on of Railways Ready ReKrl H will afford imined' ti e i-e. an ! ' ' contl tued uw for- H p. 'ewd ys effect a petmaucut cure. 1'rice CC'c.u O. B So.d Itj iil diult ? . H SCK ! - I 1 HEAD-ACHE. NERVOUS- I HEAD = ACKE. Both are Symptoms of a Disor- M dered STOMACH AND LIVER- MANDRAKE is a Sedative , and H as Compounded in BV Dr.Schemcks ! I Mandrake Pills I WILL ' I • PERMANENTLY 5 ? HEADACHE CURE ! I TorSale-byallDrngslsts. Prico 23 cts. per bo 3 lores far CS ets4 or sent hy mail , Xa&sJS ? * ' ' > ? BJ recelptofprice. 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