The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 19, 1888, Image 8
I JUNCLKII UGH'S SECRET M Tho wny was long and tedious , the H 'in } ' warm and oppressive , and I H -wearied almost ; beyond endurance. m If Dnclo Hugh had had his way , 1 j -overy visitor to Blount Graham m | 'would have come all tho way by H ' -carringo , but fortunately itwas be- H | ; yond oven his power to enforce that. m | What ho could do he had dono , how- j vcr. Sovcrnl years belore , there j had boon a prospect of having a M . irailway station within ton miles of HH 'tho place. Tho very idea made Undo 2 | iH gh frantic. Tooth and nail ho H bought it , and , alas , was successful. M' * Tho railway was turned aside , and H | -though tho strugglo had left him H • straightened in circumstances , al- M .most impoverished , I do not believe M "Mint ho had over felt one regret. M As the carriage swayed and jolted fl' along , and the old coachman nodded H' on his box , .with full faith in the H Jtimo-tried fidelity of his fat horses. I 1 'tried ' to beguile the tedium of the B < way by recalling the incidents of the j " ne summer which 1 had spent with < Uncle Ilugh in my childhood. H Mount Graham was a quaint , old- M fashioned place , built long before the B -devolution , and the queer stories 1 which were told about it had been m -Sie romance of my childhood. Of M • aourse it was peopled by ghosts of B xery shapo and huo. There must ' 3iave been a regular colony ofghosts , K ibr there was one devoted to every m .spot in the house from cellar to attic. H There was the spectral carriage , which H 'was lieard , but never seen , to stop at H hc front door in the middle of the m flight. A British ofiicer haunted ono m 'Twdroom , and a White Lady anoth- H < r. ( It would be interesting to know H -whether they ever met , and upon H rhat terms they were in private. ) H Black Nancy held possession of the H garret , where she still groaned and H tanked lcr chains as she had done a H hundred years before when she was a H Hring maniac. Indians and negroes H Jand played a part in tho early histo- H ry of the house. It was before tho H. devolution , when the country was Hj sfcill an unbroken forest , that old H > Colonel Graham conceived the idea Hj af building a homestead here. He B -went himself to select a site , and left H ] za. gang of black men behind him , B | tiyith provisions enough to last H : through tho summer and autumn. H1 3But , alas ! tho winter came that year K "with unprecedented suddenness and B * * * i .severity , shutting in the poor black H ; tmen to what seemed certain death. H : Thinly were exploring parties sentto Bj Sheir relief. The cruel cold baffled i 3H efforts , and the negroes were , H perforce , left to their fate. In the K apring Col. Graham went to the scene H of the tragedy. He expected to hear ' M /only the moan of the forest and the H * 4ash of the waterfall. Ho lieard - "tbeso indeed , but mingled with them B -were the ring of hammers and the M cdamor of cheerful voices. Heexpect- H ] -ed to find ten moldering skeletons , j jperhaps with the mark of the cruel m -tomahawk upon them. He found in- 1 .stead ten of the fattest and jofiest B darkies that his eyes ever rested M upon. Instead of fightingthelndians H tJiey had fraternized with them , and B 4is soon as the weather allowed red H -and blackmen went cheerfully to H work upon the new house. And that Hi was why ghostly negroes and In- HJ vidians stalked amicably through hall Hi . - nd corridor. H | The house was a plain one enough H ] a long , lowrambling building , with H { * pizza whose roof extended above Hj -the second-story windows , wonder- H ifally shaded w ith grape-vines and H - umpet-creepers. Inside all that was H -queer and cramped , according to our H renodern ideas. The rooms were tiny , H .and-opened oddly out of each other H ( by narrow folding-doors. The ceilings H ' Tere low , some plain , others crossed H ' 'by huge beams. There deep cushioned H. -window-seats in the small-paned win- Bf -4ows. which still bore upon their H .faithful transparent breasts the K zname of by-gone belles. "Miss Polly" - - -and "Miss Betty" had been dust for H cinany a year , but the names which I heir admirers had scratched upon H ho fragile glass were as fresh as the H , day they were cut. And there was t ijot a decent closet in the house. H' That , of course , was quite absurd. < "but Uncle Hugh never could be made ' -to see it. K "It served my fjithers , and will Bj -serve me , " he said , and never could H "be induced to make the slightest al- B deration. I ; "The furniture suited the house. I ; "There were great hair-cloth-covered I ; -aofas with frames of solid mahogany , I -gome with brass trimmings , others I ] -cnriously carved into the form of H 'Scaly dragons. There were bureaus R 'with claw feet and brass handles on ! -Qie drawers , and great clumsy four- i post bedsteads , with heavily carved I' ' legs and shrouding curtains. The I xallest man could not open the upper I drawers of the bureaus or step into I % he beds unaided. Therefore step- I Iladdera were provided , small but I .niassive mahogany affairs , neatly I -carpeted , and made to serve a I -double purpose , as the top lifted up I -and showed a receptacle for night I clothes. There were stiff-backed chairs and spindle-legged tables , tall slender candle-stands , and quaint ( > "little work-stands , Avith fluted sides , | " .and faded satin bags suspended be- 'neath , and all the rest of the odd old' furniture , which in these days would et a collector mad with longing , but &b which we privately turned up f -scornful noses. There was not much fault to be -found with the garden , for all it was prim and old-fashioned. Never c sjrere box borders so tall and trim t : and glossy. Never were limes and jjL catalpas so fragrant as those which % -overhung it. Never were there such W 'beds of lilies-of-the-valley aad violets f ad .periwinkle as grew at their feet. r | : \ In Juno it was a iruo garden of de lights , when the entnlpa showered its delicate , toa-lilo fragrance from all its violet-veined bells , and tho limes rained scent from theirgolden tassels , and the roses made tho place glow with their splendor , as thoy rioted everywhere. Later came larkspur and sweet-pen , sweet-william and mignonette , hollyhocks , stately and tall , dusky wall-flowers , purple pnnsies , stock-gillies , and all the rest of the dear old floral friends. No modern plants were ever allowed in Uncle Hugh's domain. There was ono spot which always excited our curiosity. It lay exactly in the center of tho garden , and equalled in space four or five of the flower boils. For years no spadehad touched it , and it was a mere tangle of weeds , in curious contrast with the rest of the trimly-kept garden. Every ono wondered about it , of course. A few were even bold enough to ask questions , but met only a stony stare or at best a polite evasion from Uncle Hugh. My first special remembrance of this plot went back to tho day when Philip and I decided that our happi ness and well-being required that wo should have a garden of our own. Philip was Philip Graham , Uncle Hugh's great-nephew , who , with his brother and sister , was also spending the summer at Mount Graham. This uncultivated spot struck me as en tirely suitable for a garden , and we went to work at it with a will. "How pleased Uncle Hugh will be when he sees it ! " said Philip , as we paused a moment to rest. Just then Uucle Hugh came in sight a stately figure in the dress of his youth , to which ho still clung. He . was walking withhishend bent down , and his little queue stuck out curi ously above his high stock. As ho came near us he looked up , and at sight of our occupation an express ion which Ave had never seen before flashed over his face. It Avas a mix ture of surprise , indignation , and in credulity , curiously blended with what seemed almost like terror. "What are you doing there , chil dren ? " he cried , in a sternToice , such as Ave had never heard from him be fore. "Come aA\'ay this instant. Nev er set foot in that spot again. Do you hear ? " "But why. Uncle Hugh ? " asked Philip , standing his ground boldly , "Never mind why , " said the old man , stamping his foot. "Come aAvay this instant , and neA'er go there again never. Wo came aAvay , too thoroughly frightened at Uncle Hugh's most un wonted outburst to think of rebelling. Tavo days lator a stout fence sur rounded the place. Philip and I were deeply hurt , for it Avas the first time that Uncle Hugh had CArer , by word or deed , shown the slightest distrust of any one of us. Wo heard him murmur as he looked at the fence : "Tho children could hardly haAre found out yet. But they Arill groAV older , and Tes , it Avas safer. " The next scene in that visit which I remembered well Avas the rainy day when we children had to amuse our selves within-doors. A game of hide-and-seek in and - - Avas progress , Philip Avas the seeker. Nanny and I Avent off together , and the place in which aa'o elected to hide Avas under Uncle Hugh's great four-post bed stead. Nanny lifted the ruffled A'alance carefully , and I crept in , Avhacking my head violently as I did so against some long black object thickly stud ded AA'ith brass nails. "A treasure-box , " said Nanny , who was always romantic. • Just then a flash of lightning lit up the room. Through the chink in the valance the light fell upon the box , and I scrambled out A\-ith a yell of terror. Had it been ghost I should have thought little of it , but a coffin Avas a real tangible , blood-curdling horror. We fleAV down-stairs , our eyes starting from our heads , and plunged into the very arms of Philip. Our story burst at once from our trembling lips , and Philip listened with the OA'crpoAvering gravity of his twelve years. "It's queer enough , " he said when avo had finishedbut ; I'll tell you what it is , you'd better not talk about it. People say now that Uncle Hugh is a little cracked , and if thsy knew this AA'heAv ! how they Avould go on ! He's a bully old uncle to us , and Ave're bound to stand by him through thick and thin. So mindnot , a Avord to anybody. " Nanny and I promised faithfully , and I believe Ave kept our word. "Uncle Hugh , " said Philip , a feAV days later , "do you know there aro chicken thieves about ? " "Chicken thieves ? " said Uncle Hugh "And prav how do you knoAV that , Master Philip ? " "I reckon you'd know it too if you'd been out this morning , " said Philip. "There are tracks all over the placeand holes dug. " ' • Chickens don't groAV underground like potatoes , " put in Charley , con temptuously. "They're no chicken thieA-es. But I'll tell you what it is , Uncle Hugh. It's some good-for- nothing loafer digging for treasure. It's all over the country that Capt. Kidd's treasures are buried here. Or else that the old Grahams buried their plate and jeAvels in the revolu tion and forgot to digthem up again People don 't seem quite sure which , but they'll take their oath it's one or the other. And since you fenced in that place in the garden , they're just cock-sure it's there. " "What ! " cried Cncle Hugh , in a x oice which made us all jump in our seats. Charley knew nothing of Philip's and my attempt at gardening. We had been too much ashamed to speak of it , and he had no idea that there Avas anything taboo in the subject. Now hoAvastoo much scared to speak , but simply stared at Uncle Hugh , Avho recovered himself sIoavIv. "So they say there ate buried treasures , do they ? " he said , with a queer , constrained sort of smile. "Well ! well ! There is no limit to what people wall say and belieAre. But lam glad you told me , Charley , boy yes , very glad , I must see about it , " Ten days later the fence AA-as taken aAvay. Andrew , the gardener , and John , the coachman , had kept Avatch with loaded guns since the firstalarm. A substantial summer house , Avhich had been made in the neighboring villago and brought over piecemeal , WMMWMMMBMMMMMMMMMWWIH l HI IT 1 Avas put up on tho spot. Undo lftu h , Andrew , and John did 1 ho Avholeof tho work , and no ono elso waB al lowed eA'en to look on. It Avns set so low that no ono could possibly creep under it , and Uucle Hugh rubbed his hands Avhen it was done. "There ! " ho said'"I think that will puzzle thorn. I defy them to pull it doAvn and they can hardly burn it AvithoutAvnkeningsomo of us. I think we aro safe at last. " Our arrival at the gate of Mount Graham brought my memories to an abrupt conclusion. Twilight had already fallen Avhen Ave drove up the long a\'enno. Tho door stood hospitably open , and Uncle Hugh aAvaited mo upon the steps. "Welcome to Mount Graham , Elinor , my child , " he said , as he led me into the parlor. "It was good of you to come. The place has few charms for a young thing like you , but I felt strangely lonely , and longed for the sight of a fair young face. All ! the old man is failing , my dear. " T looked up , surprised at his tone. As the light fell upon my face Unrle Hugh started. Then he glanced at a portrait A\iiich since my earliest re- memberance had hung over the high narrow mantel-piece. "You have groAvn strangely like " he said and paused abruptly. I know Avhat he meant. The por trait Avas that of my own great-aunt Elinor , avIiosc sudden death , just one year after her marriage to Hugh Graham , had left him a broken and shattered man. I had often been told ofthcliknncss , anditAvas Avith relief that I now saw that its recognition was pleasure rather than a grief to him. him.The The next day I ronoAved my ac quaintance AA'ith thogarden , andwith AndreAV , the old gardner. Apparent ly not a plant had been added and not one removed since my former visit. The box borders Avere as trim and glossy as evor. Darkspurs , jas mine , marigolds , all grew iust Avliere I remembered them. There Avas the row of hollyhocks , trim and straight against the garden Avail , and there Avas the summer-house. I laughed out as I saAv it. "AndreAV " I said "the , , summer- house is standing yeb. I see. " "Lord love you , yes , miss. That'll stand there until Master Hugh and me both turn our toes up. It Avas a queer thing to put it there : but Mas ter hugh wanted it , and that's enough for I. " "It is curious that this spot should never have been cultivated , " said I. "It seems as if it should have been the prettiest spot in the garden. " AndreAV scratched his head thought fully. "So it do seem , miss , and so it Avas once , " he said. "The beauti- fulestbed oflillies , all white and gold. That AA'ar many a long year ago , though , before eA'er youAvas born ; be fore Miss Elinor , Master Hugh's wife , died. Beg pardon miss ! butlknoAA'ed her first as Miss Elinor and Miss Eli nor , she ahvays AAras to me , bless her SAA'eet heart ! It was her lilly-bed. Mornin' and evnin' she used to come out and Avatch the lillies a-blowin' and a-swingin' on their green stalks. Said it minded her of Heaven , it did , Avith the Avhite robes a-gleamin' and the golden harp a ringin , ' and the praises goin' up like fragrance forever and forever. Oh , she AA'as a lovely young lady ! After she died Master Ilt'gb. seemed to go just wild like clean distraught. Said he'd no call to iiA'0 noAV , and might as well get ready for death. So out he goes and buys his coffin , 'Andrew , ' says he , 'I Avant to lie right here , among the lil lies she loved , ' says he , 'and to make sure , I'm going to make my bed noAv. ' So then lie began , and ho dug and he dug and he dug , right smack in the middle of the lily bed. Oh , but they are beautiful lilies ! He dug and he dug , and at last , after awhile , he seemed to forget AA'hat heAvas diggin' for , and just kept on. He got so deep that They do say , miss , some does , that the the fire , you knoAV , is doAA'n theie , and I was mortal afraid he'd come to it. Day in and day out he dug and ho dug. So at last he madebold to send word to his brother , - . Master Philip ; young Master Philip's father he was. So he came , and brought a friend with him. I never had no opinion of that young fellow from the time I saw him moonin' round the edge of • the hole , a-pokin " and a pryinV And AA'hen he goes doAvn into it , and comes up AA'ith a broad grin on his .face , AArhy , I makes up my mind about him then and there. So then he goes into the house post haste , and presently out comes Master Hugh in a toAverin' rage , and Master Philip Avith him , tryin' to quiet him like , but Master Hugh Avouldn't be quieted , not he. 'Fill up that hole , Andrew , ' says he. 'Or here ! I'll do it myself. ' And Avith that he Avhops down into the hole and digs away at tho sides till he buries himself nigh up to the Avaist. So then he hauls him out , and I fills up the rest my self , and glad enough to do it , so long as he wasn 't at the bottom of • it. 'Mind , Andrew , ' he says , when it's done , 'a spade is never to be put into that place Avhile I'm aboA-e ground. ' So then they goes into the house , and after a while Master Philip and his friend they drives away. So that's all I know , miss ; and if you can make anything of it , Avliy. I'm free to confess I can't. But , ail ! they Avas beautiful lilies. " Andrew ' s story , instead of clearing up , had only deepened tho mystery of the bpob , and a weird and uncanny feeling crept OA'er me as I turned away. In my childhood I had never fully realized the peculiarities Avhich had given Uncle Hugh his reputation of being a little cracked. Looking at him noAV Avith eyes purged from their childish films , I could readily under stand how he might be so regarded. His horror of anything like innova tion AAas certainly AA'onderful. All tho water Aised in the house was brought from a aa'oII an eighth of a mile aAA'ay , not eA'en a pump in the kitchen being tolerated. The rooms Avere lighted ' solelby Avax candles in an old-fashioned candelabra or heavy silver candlesticks , as Avas reckoned genteel in his youthf Of course it was useless to suggest such horrors as gas or kerosene ; but at one time a bold effort Avas made to effect a com promise. A visitor Avith some regard for his eyesight brought with him as . > MM > auMMUMaua > MBUMisiwaaiMMiaaUi a present to Uncle Hugh nn old-fash ioned astral lamp , in Avhich sperm oil burned Avith a villanous odor. In upito of its antiquity , however. Uncle Hugh Avas made very uneasy about it. Politeness caused him to tolerate it durintr his guest's stay , but not an instant longer. Hardly had the car riage borne him from the door than Uncle Hugh turned Avith a beaming face , crying : "Thank the Lord the villain has gone ! Now for a return to the good old ways ! " And straight way tho lamp Avas banished to the lumber-room , the AvindoAVS flung wide to purify the room , and the Avax candles , Avith their glow-Avorm light , again reigned supreme. Tho Avinter came soon and cold that year. It is hardly necessary to say that not a lump of coal was ever burned in Uncle Hugh's domains. It Avas a sight to see the great kitchen AA'ith its huge open fireplaces , Avhere the monster logs Avere consumed , the cranes , spits , and bake-pans , and the queer oven on tho side of the chimey- placo. All OA-er the house open Avood fires cracked and snapped and roared ; but however agreeable as accessories , I found them Avretched substitutes for the furnace heat of modern days. Colder and colder grew the Aveather , and vainly I strove to fancy myself thoroughly warmed by the ruddy glare. "Uncle Hugh , " I said at length , rendered desperate by despair , "why do you not burn coal ? " I knew that I ran the risk of offend ing Uncle Hugh , but 1 Avas by no means prepared for the scorn and in dignation in his face as he dropped the Bambler and turned upon me. "And Avhy should I burn coal young lady ? " he asked in a cool , in- cisiA'e tone which Avas Avorse than an outburst of rage. Is not the rael that my fathers used good enough for me ? If the Lord had meant coal to be used by man , would he haA-e shut it up in the bowels of the earth ? Ho has put our enemy under our feet , and there let it stay. There let it stay ! " he cried again , staining his foot as if he Avere trampling upon the very old dragon himself , Avhile a curi ous blaze of triumph shone in his eye. eye.I stared at him mutely for a mo ment , too much astonished to speak. Then the memory of the soft encir cling AA'armtli of the coal fires in my OAvn home came OA'er me once more , and urged me on. "All modren ways are not barbar ous , " I persisted. "When the Lord AA'as ready for men to use coal he brought it to light. If you Avould but try it once you Avould never go back to Avood. It is cheaper , to. " "If it Avere cheap as dirt it should never bo burned in my house ! " cried Uncle Hugh , hotly. Then , master ing his emotion Avith an evident effort , he added , Avith his old-time courtesy : "I crave your pardon , Elinor. These subjects I Avould AA'illingly avoid ; but this I will say : Your last argument : is false , for cheaper it is not. The Avood lies at my door , but Iioav far - must the coal be fetched ? " \ Iliad forgotten that point , and vexation at mp slip , joined to the effects of the miserable cold , nearly : got the better of my temper. I tried ] to turn it off with a joke. "You . have only to dig up your buried treasures" but I stopped short in ' dismay. For Uncle Hugh had start- J ed to his feet , his face Avhite , his eyes glaring , his hair fairly bristling in ( spite of his tightly tied queue. , "What ! Avhat ! " he stammered , scarcely able to speak. "Who has \ been telling you ! Who has been put- ] ting notions into your head ? What do you mean , girl ? " , "Dear Uncle Hugh ! " I cried , terrifi- \ ed at his emotion. "Sit down ! Do ! calm yourself. It Avas only a miserI I able joke. The country people used , to say that Captain Ividd's treasure \ Avas buried here , you knoAA' , and it ] just happened to come into my mind. . It Avas stupid of me to speak of it ; ! ' but do , do forgive me. " , Uncle Hugh sat doAA'n , weak' un nerved , trembling in every limb. , Gradually the color returned to his \ face , and he regained the self-control which lie had so strangely lost. That 1 lost myself in Avondering conjectures s need hardly be said. In vain I strove ] to pierce the mystery , to piece to- j gether my childish recollections and ( old AndreAv's story. They AA'ere like two halves of different puzzles. Do what I Avould I could not fit them to each other. It one aided me to a ] plausible solution , the other came up and undid all my Avork , until at last , I did what it Avould haA-e been wiser to do at first , simply gaAe the Avhole * thing up and tried to turn my atten- < tion to other matters. 5 Iliad enough to think of just at ] this time. If I have not spoken bei i fore of the partAvhich Philip played < in my life it Avas because it seemed < that every one must know of it. It < seems impossible for anone to think ] of me apart from Philip or of Philip ] apart from me , so completely one ] have Ave been since our earliest child- ] hood. When iAventhome ; early in ] the spring , it Avas to make prepara- j tions for my marriage , Avhich took < place in August. j The old proverb in regard to the J course of true loA-e had not been A-eri- ] fled in our courtship. Therefore , per- < haps , it Avas but jut-t that our mar- ( ried life should not move on al togeth- ] er smoothly , as far as outward events ] were concerned. If there was an unj lucky investment possible our money j Avas init ; if a bank failed or a comc pany Avent to smash there Avero avp in ( the midst of it. When we Avere re- ( dueed to living in a low-priced flat , 1 and Philip Avas a bookkeeper for Grogram & Co. . Ave thought the Avorst had come upon us. Then Gro gram & Co. failed , and Ave sat down and looked at each other , not exi i actly in despair , for we still had each j other , but cor tainly in dire perplexity. - , "I Avonder Avhether Uncle Hugh . would let me dig up some of his ] buried treasures it I Avent qu my knees ; to him ? " I asked ruefully. < Just then avo heard the postman ' s ' signal , and Philip Avent to see Avhat < he had brought. , • i "Many a true Avord is spoken in : jest , " said Philiip , as he came back 1 reading a letter. "tt hat is it , Philip ? " I asked , and looked up a little pale and shaken. "Uncle Hugh is dead , " he said , quietly. It Avas not a shock , forwe had long been expecting the news. The poor r , " - t • > ' 1 , * - - * " < • > . fe "safe * t > ffl > i&HafSfc : * , vurt to. "L. a > ; - > ! - -afr j old gentleman had been failing fast , and for some time had been confined entirely to his bed. Ho had passed o-Avny quietly in his sleep , Avithout a sound or sigh. When avo had talked of it for a little Avhiie 1 remembered Philip's observations , as he came in , and asked him Avhat it meant. Philip smiled , "You know , of course , " he suid "that Ave Nanny , Charley and I are Uncle Hugh's sole heirs. " "Well , " I said dubiously , "it will not bo much diA'ided among three. You know he spent most of Ins money fighting the railroad company. " "You forget the buried treasures , " said Philip , Avith a curious twinkle in his eye. "Philip ! " I cried , indignantly , "I shouldn't think you'd go making stupid jokes noAV. " Philip became grave instantly. "It is not a joke , I assure you , my dear. The simplo fact is that Mount Graham stands OA'er a coal bed. My grandfather had always suspected the fact , and he once took up a mineralogist tomako sure , but the effect on Uncle Hugh wsis so dreadful that he neA'er dared to al lude to it again. He told my father of it , however , making him promise to keep it secret as long as Uncle Hugh should live. My father , in his turn , told me , under the same re strictions. Uncle Hugh , as avo all well know , AA'as half insane , and any at tempt to use the knowledge would in fallibly haA-e pushed him OA'er the brink- . " "But Iioav can AA'e use it now , Phillip I asked , "when " I paused , but Phillip knew Avhat I meant. "It is very strange. " he said. "But a feAV months ago I received a letter from Uncle TIughAvritten apparently in anticipation of his death. It Avas a strange , rambling letter , inspired he said , by thespiritofhislostElinor. He said that she had convinced him that the Lord had buried His treas ures in the earth , to be disclosed in his own good time for the use of man. Therefore I Avas to consider myself at full liberty to do as I pleased Avith the old place. " "How strange ! " I cried ; remember ing my last talk with Uncle Hugh. It is as if the words had been put into my mouth. Who knoAvs Avhether thoy Avere or not ? I haA-e neA'er seen Mount Graham since. Phillip and I talked of going up before operations Avere begun , but I decided that I Avould rather remem ber it as it Avas AA'hen I knew it first. And noAV there is no Mount Graham to see. H. n. HoLBiacir , in Harper's Bazar. ' 1 ae - < c Is It for Jay Gould ! There is a certain rich man of New York , currently reported to be out of ' health , avIio is spendinghis summer in cheerful mortuary pursuits. The architects ; who design his houses and yachts for him are just now hard at Avork on the drawings for a tomb that is to be at once the biggest , most ornate , and most thoroughly last in burglar-proof resting-place this country. It Avill reach some hun dred or more feet in the air , cover nearly half an acre of ground , re quire 1 something like three years ta complete the rich and beautiful sculp tures Avith Avhich it Avill be adorned , and the A'ault to contain the ashes of the dead plutocrat is a marvel of mechanical ingenuity. In the first place , the ponderous slabs of granite forming the four sides of the receptacle for the coffin are nearly three feet in thickness. The upper one moves on springs as smothly as a door , but only when certain intricate combinations have been carried out upon the lock , and any fumbling Avith the fastenings by a hand that does not know the proper springs to be pressed and pulled awakens certain engines of de struction Avhich Avillmakeit decidedly uncomfortable for the fumbler. But the hardy body-snatcher Avould have first to penetrate through many ob stacles and difficulties before he reached the place where he could sat isfactorily blow himself into smith ereens. Brooklyn Eairle. The WidoAV of a Celebrated 3ran. From the Buffalo Courier. A Buffalonian writes from Orrrs Is land on the coast of Main of a pleas ant morning spent Avith Mrs. Mac- Gahan.theAA'idow ofthe famous corre spondent whose accounts of the Bulgarian atrocities had a large share in the work of changing the map of Southeastern Europe. Mrs. Mac- Gahan is a Russian , and at the time of her marriage could speak no Eng lish. As her husband could speak no Russian , they used to com-erse in French altogether. She now talks to her little boy of thirteen oneA\eok in Russian and thenext in French. She is tho American correspondent of two St. Petersburg newspapers , and is en gaged upon a novel of Russian life she is Avriting in English. At Orr ' s Island she has been with the family of Nathan Dole , of Boston , the ac complished translator of Tolstoi's novels. It will be remembered that Buffalonians Avere somewhat taken aback last Avinter AA'hen Charles Will iams the English correspondent , spoke of MacGahan as a fellow- countryman. He regarded the fact of the hitter's birth in Ohio as a matter of no consequence. = s > o-c = She RcfHseil $1.)0000. The tenacity AA'ith AAiiich peopleTove co hold to their homesteads is illus trated in a piece of land Avhich is at Bar Harbor , the fashionable water ing-place , and Avhich has "a view " ' and would be a splendid site for a cottage. It is owned by an old Irish Avasherwoman aa'Iio has a hut and dries her clothes there. All persu&a- ions to s ll it have failed to move her , and it is said that § 150,000 was offered for the property this summer. The simple-minded Bar Harborites haA-e ahvays resented the inroads of "the swells" and thoAvay they haA-e appropriated the place , and many of them have similarly refused to sell their birthplaces. Philadelphia Times. i " Tho Iron Duko'a Breeches. Ono morning when tho duko of Wellington Avas at breakfast , says Cassoll's Magazine , ho received a letter in an unknown and rather illegiblo handwriting. With a view to obtaining a clew to its contents he put on his eyeglasses and scrutin ized tho signature , Avhich ho read "C. J. , London. " "Oh ! " said his grace , "the bishop of London , to bo sure. What does the bishop wnnt of me , I Avonder ? " Then he began at tho be ginning and read the note carefully through , an expression of bowilder- ment and perplexity gradually o\Ter- sprending his face as he did so. The Avriter craved his grace's pardon for the intrusion and requested as a per sonal favor that the duke Avould kindly permit him to come and see his famous Waterloo breeches. "Why , the bishop must Iuia'o gone mad ! " exclaimed the duke , as he let his glasses fall. "See my Waterloo breeches ! What in tho world does tho man AA'ant to see my breeches for ? However , I'm sure I've no ob jection if ho has a curiositAabout them. . A queer Avhim , though , for a bishop to take into his head. " Next morning the bishop of Lon don , on sorting his pile of correspon dence , found among it a letter bear ing a ducal crest , lie opened it and road as folloAA's : "My Dear Lord : You are perfectly AA'clcome , as far as I am concerned , to come and inspect the breeches I aa'oiv at Waterloo AA'hen- ever you like. It's true I haven 't a notion Avhere they are , but I daresay my A'alet kno\ASand I will communi cate Avithyou more definitely in a day or two. Y'ours , voryfaithfully , Welling ton. " "The poor duke ! " ejaculated the bishop of London , in a A'oico of the profoundest commiseration. "I ahvays thought it Avas foolish of him to enter political lire after his mili tary career. He must be helplessly insane. What a dreadful thing for the country , to be sure ! " So the worthy bishop , Avith many sighs , Avent into his study and wrote a kind letter to the duke of Wellington , remembering that persons Avho are mentally afflicted must be dealt Avith tenderly. He thanked his grace for his kindness , but as sumed him as delicately as he could that he Avas not in the least anxious to inspect the historical relics in ques tion , and begged that the duko would giA-e himself no further trouble in the matter as far as he , the bishop of London , Avas concerned. It AA'as noAV the duke's turn to be astonished. "I can 't haA'o been dreaming , he said in his perplexity. "And yet the bishop's first letter AA'as plain enough. " Then he did what he oughtho have done inthe first instance he called for his secretary , Col. B. , and laid tho AA'holo matter before him. "I am afraid it's your grace Avho has made the mistake , " said Col. B. , an irrepressible smile flitting over his face as he examined the two letters. "The first letter is not from the bish op of London atallaiordoes the writ er say anything about the breeches you Avore at Waterloo. " ' "Not from the bishop ! " exclaimed the duke. "Yes it is. The signature is as clear as can bc > 'C. J. , London. ' The in itials stand for Charles James. " "It is from Mr. C. J. Loudon , a. scientific avIio is im- gentleman preparing an - 1 portant Avork on forest trees , " re- " AA'hat he' ' plied tho secretary ; "and AA'ants to see is your grace ' s aA-enue , j the Waterloo beeches , as they are' ' called , leading up to your door at j ' Strathfieldsaye. Shall I Avrite and ! : giA'e him your permission ? ' ' ' And 1 ; thus it fell out that both duke and j [ bishop AA'ere ultimately convinced of each other's sanity. The ' 'Xiggcr" Who Wokenp. . There AA'ere a lot of negroes on the boat as passengers , and one after- ' noon as the boat left Baton Rouge a little crowd of us on the promenade deck got to discussing the colored \ man. The colonel aa'Iio was from , Wisconsin , claimed that the reason ] the AA'hite man did not get along ( better AA'ith the negro Avas because he j did not study his physiognomy. \ "You just set 'em all doAvn as lazy , ' , trifling , and dishonest , " he said to ] the major , Avho Avas from South Car- ' olina , "and the good suffer Avith the \ bad. " "Do you believe there is such a \ thing as an honest nigger in Louisia na ? " asked the major. "Of course I do. ' ' "Could you pick one out in that , croAvd down there ? " ' * "Certainly I could. ' ' , "Well , go ahead for the cigars. ' . ' Just pick your man , hand him a , piece of money , and tell him to AA'alk ] to the stern-post and back and re turn it. " , "Sa a * , major , tiler ' s thirtAnegroes ] doAvn there I'd trust Avith mv Aval- let. " , "Very AA'ell. We 'll go doAvn and ' you pick out one. * ' The colonel passed a dozen before { he-came to a middle-aged man asleep ( on a sack of cotton-seed meal. lie studied the felloAv ' s face for a long \ minute and then shook him aAA-ake. \ "What's de row ? " ' demanded the " negro. "I am going to trust you. " replied the colonel. "I haA-e been looking you OA-er and I know you to ie an honest man. " ' "I ar' dat. " "Here ' s a § 20 gold piece. Take ic to the stern ofthe boat , make a AA'ith ; for one particular thing , aiuj bring it J back. " ' . * ' The negro seized it and smarted off. , and he had no sooner left the stern . than we heard a great yelling upJ J ' stairs , folIoAA-od by the bf ils to 5-top j' : the boat. We ran up. nad there Avas the colonel's honest negro between us and shore , striking out like a AA-hale , and his mouth out of shane with the gold piece stuffed into it. - still he reach While aa-o Avere looking ed the bank , craAvled upon the levee , and then turned and shouted : "I just dun wished I AA'as ashore , an' vere I ami Good-bve , white folks ! " "Still , * ' said the major , as he turn- to sit doAA-n , "the colonel might try a dozen more and find them all hon est. " But tho colonel went off to his seat-room in a'huff. Detroit Free Press. * " 'w < llWMttTrtegniMI | | iilMWfty < r > "rir' , ' • \ = : ' i AWcdilltigr Story. jj. From tho London Tologrnpli. t § Tho homily Avith Avhich our mar- iJ | riago services closes lacks intrinsic ? jj | cheerfulness and its peculiar clmrraH , , A. actual or suggestive , are seldom np- * | preciatcd by the moro youthful class % of brides. Neither , despite its slight | indelicacy , do all bridegrooms relish 1 it Avith n perfect zest , although , hi % summarizing the obligations of mat- m rimony , it puts the case for tho hus- Jx band a good deal more advantage- * | § ously than for the Avife. I remember M nn odd incident , illustrative of the J objections entertained toward this f % tiresome exordium by men of tho " * -Ji "Time is money" and "Self-help" J Avays of thinking. It took placo at | f- ' the second AA'edding of an honorable % and gallant friend of mine , Avhose % humor Avas abundant , but ofthe vn- J % ricty knoArn as "dry. " HoAvas being J. . married , lot us say , at South Shields , * \ a good many years ago , and , having" : ; been through tho ceremony before , as a principal , was sharply on the • " $ lookout for the homily , Avhich ho re garded in the light of a A'oxatious- superfluity. Accordingly Avhen the curate a young and somewhat ner- a'ous ecclesiastic had completed the "buckling-to" part of theservicoand , AA'as mildly bleating ont the exhor tation to "hear Avhat Saint Paul saith , " Captain P held up his hand , to the officiant's utter dismay , and interrupted him AA'ith the Avords. "I beg your pardon , sir ; bub are aac le gally married ? " "Whyyes ; certain ly you are , "Avas the hesitating reply , "Then , sir , " rejoined the captain , "I'll not trouble 3-011 to tell us > vhnt Saint Paul said. Saint Paul may ' have been a very good feTToAv ; but he wasn't a South Shields man. " This said , he gave his arm to his neAvly- made wife , and led her aAvay calmly in the direction of the A'ostry. Tho curate , it appears , entertained so high an opinion of the occulfc vir tues of tho homily , and of the bene ficial effects they could not fail to ex ercise upon a young married couple , that he took my friend aside a few minutes before the AA'eddingbreakfast and timidly asked him Avhether he Avould permit him , the said curateto impart St. Paul's views to him and Mrs. P orally on their return from- the honeymoon trip ? To this ques- fl tion , dictated by professional zeal I Avhich Avould have done credit to an fl Early Christian , ray friend returned a polite , but evasiA-eansAA-er. When , I hoAvoA'er , husband and wife came back to their natiA'o tenvn , at the- conclusion of Avhat the Germans so happily term "Die FIitter\A'ochen , * r they AA'ere so obA'iously a happy pair , and the subsequent harmony of I their married life proved so delight- I fully continuous , as -istheirmany H friends and acquaintances kneAVthat , B the reA'crend enthusiast never found H occasion to " { dace" his favorite hornfl ily , and AA'isely left aJ least tAvo ofhis Avedded parishioners to work out fl their connubial felicity in their oavil way. fl ' 13 oc ! H Spiders' Wolis. H I read the statement in this maga- zine not long ago , about the spiders' H AA'ebs that cover the fields and mead- H oaa-s , on certain mornings in the Sum- H mer AA'hich AA'as not entirely exact. It H ; is 1 not quitetrueinthesenseiiiAvhichit H was uttered , that these spiders' Avobs H are more abundant 011 some morn- H ings than on others , and that they H presage fair Aveather. Noav the truth H is , that during the latter part of H Summer these Avebs are about as H abundant at ono time as another ; H but they are much more noticable on M some mornings than on others ; a H heavy dew brings them to vieAA' . M They are especially conspicuous after M a morning of fog , such as often fills jH our deeper valleys for a feAV hours M AA'hen Fall approaches. They then M look like little napkins spread all M over the meadoAvs. I savr fields last j J Summer , in August , when one could M step from one of these dew-napkins to j | another for a long distance. They M are little nets that catch the fog. ' M Every thread is strung AA'ith innuin- , | H orable fine drops , like tiny beads. ' M After an hour of sunshine , thewebs M apparently are gone. M Most country people , I find ; think M they are due to nothing but the mois- M ture ; others seems to think that tlw M spiders take them in as morning ad- H vances. But they are still there , ' j k stretched aboA'e the gras at noon i H and at sunset , as abundant as they H are at sunrise ; and are then more ' m serA-iceable to the spiders because less M visible. The fliesand insects avo aid M aA'oid them in the morning , bub at M midday they do not detect them as < H readily. If these Avebs haA'o any ! M significance as signs of the corning ' M AA-eather thiVmaybetheexplanation : ' H A heavy dew occurs under a clear , ! | cool sky , and the niirht proceeding a * | daA' of rain is unuailv adoAA-Iessnight. 'J ' | Much deAA" , then , meaas fair Aveather ' * H and , a copious dew discloses the i H spiders ' wubs. It is the dew that is j M significant , and not the A\ebs. Joe , | Burroughs , in St. > .iehohi . \ M • i - og.i l H This IfappeiicJ at Nantucket. ' H Harper ' s jragazinc. M Last fall a man was arrested firvr- H petty larceny and sentenced by the ' H judge to three months in jail. A ! w H days after the trial , , the judge , ac- H companied by the sheriff was ax hln ; H Avoy to the Boston boa ; , AA'hen th y H passed a man sawing Avood. H The sawyer stopped his. Avork. H touched bis hat. and said : "Good H morning , judge. " J M The judge looked at him amomeat , - . H passed on a shore distance , aiid then ' | turned to glance baekAvard Avith the- H question : * * Why , sheriff , isn't that _ H the man I sentenced to three months H m ] au. * H " * Yes , " replied the sheriff , hesitat- H ingly ; "yes. that's the man : but you ' - 1 youseejudjreAve Ave haven 't any H one in jail iioav , and AA'e thought it a H useless expense to hire some one to H keep the jail for three months just H for this one man , so I gave him the H key , and told him if he'd sleep there H three nights it would be all right. " M