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\ . J * A Quick Crop. I , it ' 'CONVKRTINa A MADOF MUCK 1KTO MONEY. i. In- AVssliliiRlqn ( D. C. ) Star , May 23. r I , - Farmcra know woJl , enough that a t v grrtm of wheat planted iu a good rich fUf { uoil will bring forth n multitude of fjljr 1 plains , but it seldom happens that a jMJg / dollar planted oven in the purest of fer- | jB | < j tilisscrd will produce as rich a harvest us VBjtI \ I that reaped by a WaBhingtoniau the ' § B other day. A Star reportor happened SSI * i yeatorduy to meet Mr. J. W. Yates at &f hiB wiles fetables , (512 ( O street , and whilo rlli • there some inquiry was made as to hie ipP ' ' i pood fortune in securing a prize of $15- W& | | 000 from tho Louisiana Lottery at the 1 $ - ' " vv..J M hifct drawing. Mr. Yates seemed per- I" y - WjM iccfy wilino to talk about his good & , : T < < colored man came into my stables .jKj . i "few weeks ago , " ho said , "and paid I we for n load of manure I had sold him JW C S some days before. He pave me a dollar 3p. I and with this iu my pocket I was on tho itM , j street a little while afterward , when 1 Km \ met a fellow whom I know with somo fifij lottery tickets to sell. I buy one occa- mfr sionally , and so , happening to think of | 1/ I the dollar , which was as good as won , I ! H | - ' told him to give me a ticket. Ho pulled tWf- l ono frora . bundle and I paid him for it f . and put it in my pocket. The drawing , jp I I believe , took plnce on the 8th of this jssi * " - \ [ month , and when tho paper came out iQ , I vith tho lists in 1 glanced at them , but ym. y "without thinking of my ticket. In fact S ' I was lookiug for news from the Pimlico V" _ races , with an idea that perhaps I might I i have won $10 for $1 one one of tho | races. Of course I saw that tho ticket j - f numbered 55,815 , which was the num- rl \ ber on mine , had drawn tho capital II fl pri/.oof $150,000. I did not believe then ill g that it amounted to anything , but I 1 j S took the ticket down to the bank and ' JL " " told them to put it in with my deposit ST and if there was anything in it there p might be some good holding on to it. 3 | The money came a few days afterward • ji -a New Orleans National bank check 'M for 815,000 my ticE drawing one- m tenth of the capital pli/.o. It came by mi * Si the Adams Express , and I paid the I jf JB charges and pot the money. That is 15 M the whole story. " W Men who are constantly cutting up X Uutcliern. | I , Hi When everything clae failH , Dr. Sngo'e L / mt Catarrh Remedy cures. | * 2g Attorney General Garland is said to Xy 9j have worn the same hat for twelve years. * H "What Drwz Will Scour Thcae Eu- 1L glll.il Ilf-IICO f" m Wicked Macbeth , who murdered good 9j King Duncan , asked this question in his I jB despair. TIiouhuihIs of victims of disease I 16 ire daily asking : "What will scour tho 1 S impurities from my blood and bring me I health ? " Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis- U § covery will do it. Wh > n tbe purple life- | l tide is slusgish , causing drowsiness , head- Hj\ * : iche and Iobs of appetite , use this wonder- Hl § M fill vitalizer , which never Jails. It forces Hi I a ? the liver into perfect action , drives out HAl p superfluous bile , brings the dow of health HI 5j to the cheek and the natural sparkle to BfT" & the eye. All druggists. B | .The book agent should wear a canvas I J fe , A FletiNtiro Slinrcd by Women Only. \ t - " Malherbe , the gifted French autlior , de- Lf / dared that of all things that man poB- II / Messes , women alone take pleasure in be- H 1 ing possessed. Tliis seeniB generally true W \ < f the sweeter b > ix. Like the ivy plant , she Hi f ; longs for an object to cling to and love to i ( , look to for protection. This being her i < prerogative , ought nho not to be told that H V t Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the ' \ jihysical salvation of hersex ? It banishes Hi those distressing malRdies that make her H ) * ,1 , life a burden , curing all pninful irregulari- f j ' * - ties , uterine disorders , inflammation and I . v ulceration , prolapsus and kindred weak- II ! S * nesses. As a nervine , it cures nervous ex- E < t m haustion , prostration , debility , relieves Wi mental anxiety and hypoclioudria and H ,3 ' * " * ' \ promotes refreshing sleep. Mifflm \ The man most looked up to Tho one in It I vK tho moon. H. S JB&d E. Gitchell , who took a course \r \ jgt Elliott's Business College , Burling- H. k M j ( ? ton , la. , is now cashier of the bank at 11 f , jW Center Point , la. HW s&P" * Chaska to his bride "Hail ! Fellows ! Hi | * m well met. " HTr 3 Denftienn Can't lie Cured. Hj | | 6 lv local applications , as they can not HfL teach the diseased portion of the ear , Hp K There is onl * ono way to cure deafness. HjJ ] Wl nnd that is by constitutional remedies' Hs ] | . Deafness is caused by an inflamed condi- HL" tion of the mucus lining o ! the BbAtachain Hfj i Tube. When this tube gets inflamed , you Hi a liave a rumbling sound or imperfect hear- Hisv m ing , and when it is entirely closed Deafness H ? r p is the result , and un.css the inflammation H 11 V r can be taken out and this tube restored to H J" its normal condition , hearing will be de- Hj y utrqyed forever ; nitio cases out of ten are H * caused by catarrh , which is nothing but an HL if inflamed condition of the iiiucub surfaces , j { We will give One Hundred Dollars for H. \ any case of Deafness ( caused by Catarrh ) H , that we can not cure by taking Hall's Ca- H. VrV tarrh Cure. Send for circular , free. HUV \ F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , 0. H. K i j . SfSold by Druggists , 75 cents. . . Hjt ' That women carry pet dogs around who H | ' ' would scorn to wheel a baby carriage. E l' If ffllctrd with Sore Eyei. nso Dr. Itac Thomp Hi • ton'a Eye Water. Drcgglita sell It. Sc H | * ' , . That ATanity fair very rarely furnishes Hi ] i "friends in need. " I ] j NERVESNERVESIf Br \ What terrible visions this little word briegs I H | t ' . • before the eyes of the nervous. H * ' Headache , Neuralgia , Bl , _ Indigestion , Sleeplessness , H * Nervous Prostration. BT jj | All stare them in the face. Vet all these nervous H v I troubles can be cured by using H | \ ) For The Nervous l | \ ! The Debilitated If f ! t ' " * The Aged. | I ; I j THiS GREAT NERVE TONIC H ig / | Alv > contains the best remedies for diseased con- H * k jt ' ditionsof theKidneys , LiverandBlcodwhich H ft ' always accompiny nerve troubles. H H It is a Xcrvc Tonic , an Alterative , a Laxative , z.nd a Ditreti"i That is why it | CURES WHEN OTHERS FAIL. H w Si.oo a Bottle. Send for full particulars. 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SrU Ctoah 418 57i HaHMHaHMHt iiin Mn < H" n'M' * ' il i l M * VWB * ? ! fyiii5 ! ? " " " - TRICK OF A CASHIER. Hlddon Millions in tho Crook Troasury. London Daily Nowb ; Athena lottor. It ia not an Arabian Night's tale I am oin to relate , but a real incident ( already announced to you by wire ) . Our newspapers arefull of it , and per haps you may leel sufficiently interes ted in this extraordinary and , I should think , unprecedented event , to find room for a more detailed ac count. You know our Prime Minis ter. He has lived several years in London , and you have published many an article about him. But you do not know that "Prime Minister" ij not half expressive enough of what Mr. Tricoupis is to us. He ia Prime Minister , leader of our Parliament , Minister of War , Minister of Finance , avowedly , moreover he is , de facto , Minister of Marino , Minister of For eign Affairs , and of almost everything elte. Mr. Tricoupis has , from the day h * came into office , given up ten out of his nineteen hours' daily work to the Ministry of Finance , which needed it. The fruits of his work were not long : ipening. The country's resources in- increased , the taxes yielded more , and for the first time after many years the National balance sheet bade fair so .show on the n lit side. Neverthe less , the public treasury seemed to benefit nothing. Mr. Tricoupis could not make it out. He asked the "Chief Central Cashier" to lay beforo him every evening a balance-sheet of the cash in hand. The balance-sheet was produced regularly as clock-work , only the item "Payments in Suspense" beemed to swell and the balance in hard cash to become les3. Mr. Tri coupis could not understand it. Simultaneously with this dwindling ot the cash balance in the public treas- urj. the Opposition press indulged in long articles lamenting the country's coming disappointment in the expect , tation of a balance. At the same time the militant part of tli3 opposi tion took the lead and there were threats of a revolution. There was a procession in the streets , and in a central thoroughfare a volley of re volver shots whs fired , with the result of killing an unlucky young tailor who was looking on. The very next day the Chief Central Cashier brought in his daily balance sheet , showing a balance of 25 francs ! The Minister stared and wondered at the coinci dence of the maximum heat of the op position with the minimum ebb of the cash balance , ne said nothing , but a suspicion crossed his mind , and he set about sitting and comparing the bal ance-sheets , which had been handed him. Very soon he found discrepan cies with the general statements in the accountant's department. His doubts row stronger , until one mornintr he made his appearance in the Ministry at the unusual hour of 7 o'clock" , sent for three of the highest officials , and htd all the needed documents drawn up and Msned there and then , ap pointing them ' * a committee , for ex amining and ascertaining the exact state of the treasury , " or something to that effect. Shortly afterward this committee were standing at the door of the Treasury Department , and wheu the Chief Central Cashier made his ap pearance he was politely called on to deliver his books and the kejs of his strong rooms and safes. He appear ed greatly surprised , but there was no help for it , and the keys were deliver ed. The examination begun straight * wajAnd whab did the committee discover ? A deficit ? No , no deficit ; on the contrary a surplus , and a good , round surplus plump and liv ing. The balance sheet submitted to the Minister on the previous evening showed a cash balance of 35,000 francs , and you may judge the sur prise of the committee when they laid hands on a large bundle of bank notes , and counted 10 , 20 , 30 , 40,50 , 60 , 100 , 200 thousand francs. You can picture how they rubbed their hands with joy , and plunged them in to the safes once more. Another bundle , another counting a total of 400,000 francsMore plunges into the safes and strong rooms , more bundles of bank-notes , more parcels of Napoleons , more bags of dollars , and when the counting was over the sum total of the surplus reached six millions odd thousand francs ! The news spread like wildfire , and the whole Ministry of Finance , from the Minister down to the clerks and com missionaires , were soon dancing about in glee. Passers-by looked in. were told the news , cauaht the epedemic , and rushed out into the street also rubbing their hands at express speed. An hour later half Athens was excitedly walk- in * : the streets talk , talk , talking about the news. After the first sur prise everybody began wondering and speculating why Mr. Chief Central Cashier had laid the nest-ecg by. "What wa3 he going to do with it ? " Annex it ? No ; he is known all over the country as a scrupulously honest fellow in money matters. What was his object then ? He says it was out of pure love and kindness to Mr. Tricoupis.as he ( the cashier ) intended to increase the six millions into a a dozen , and then at the end of the financial year to surprise his superior by enabling him to show off brilliant ly in his budget. L am sorry to say the Athenians were incredulous and suddenly it was remembered that the Opposition had predicted the calcu lations of Mr. Tricoupis would prove wrong by ten or twelve million francs , just the amount Mr. ex-Chief Central Cashier was so desirous of saving up. Then came the thought how wonder- Jully effective the missing of the said millions would be in helping to upset the Government ; how handy these millions would have been.cently taken out of their hiding places , and shown as the result of the superior policy of the new administration ! As to this I cannot give my opinion. I think we had better wait until the Cashier and Public Prosecutor have quite eluci dated the matter between them. P. S. Evening. 1 have just heard that three more millions were found in another corner of thestrongrooms ! * , . Andrew Nelson , a pioneer ned ; fity-two [ , was hilled by tho pstaaengcr train at Huron Lake , Minn. Coroner Heffefinger came from Lakelicld and held nn inquest. The jury returned a verdict in accordance with the above facts. j I ' ! Peripatetic News Vender. Brookly Eaglo. It is the fashion in society to abuse the newspapers. At recerjtionslunch- eons , teas , dinners , afternoon calls , when other tonics fail , tho mendacity , vulgar curiosity , and general repre- hensiblenees of the press come to fill up the gap , and the same people who scheme for newspaper mention and send for a reportor whenever they contemplate doing anything in a so cial way never fail to lament the in vasion of private life by the prying press ? . At the same time they find it necessary to keep up with the topics of the time and many of them have not tho time or enemy to wade through the vast mass or reading that must be offered every morning to a varied constituency. AcIeverBos- ton woman who recognized that fact has turned it to good account. She rises at 0 o'clockflits hastily through all the leading journals , and about 10 puts on her hat and begins her rounds. It is all done in the quietest and most dignified way possible. She is a person of breeding and fitted to be on pleasant terms with her pa- trons.and is generally received by them as an informal caller.finding the callee in a morning gown m her boudoir. They begin after this fashion : "How is the weather this morning ? " "Charming , but the probabilities say we will have a falling barometer , and so I shouldn't at all wonder if there was rain to-night. " "You don't say so. What a nuisance ! I thought of going to see 's new play this even ing , but I have such a cold I am afraid to go out if it's wet. By the way , what do the papers say about the play ? " Then she gets a resume of the criti cisms with any telling phrase that may have been used. Adds , apropos , an anecdote about one of the actors that appeared in one ol the morning papers , and drifts on to 'musical events , advertisements of picture ex hibitions , personal gossip about soci ety people , little condensations of the political situation and the high lights in the European dispatches. In half an hour she has given all the salient points of the news she was four hours in acquiring an departs for another customer , leaving her pupil crammed with condensed knowledge of the world's affairs. This woman declares that the average iemale ignorance , even among clever women of tho world's doing is past belief. She has not only to be news vender , but a walking encyclopedm as well. Forex- ample.one day last week she dropped in at luncheon time , and her pupil , as they sipped their tea , said , "Well , what is tho ? " " news to-day "Nothing much , " she answered. "Only that Conkling is ill. " After a few minutes the young woman said frankly , "Would you mind tellins me who Conkling is ? I have heard his name so olten and yet do you know I haven't the smallest idea what he does or why people should be interest ed in him. " Another woman , when she was giving her an abstract of the European news and told of Bismarck's threatened resignation because of the Battenberg match , declared she had never neard of Alexander of Batten berg before , and had to have the whole Bulgarian situation explained to her. Besides these heads of fami lies and young women in society that the Boston woman keeps posted as to the world's doings , she has classes in several fashionable schools for girls , the Principals of which consider a knowledge ot the events of the day desirable information for their pupils. They hesitate to put the newspapers themselves into the hands of these ghig , and find the digest of news fur nished by this enterprising person the best substitute possible. She comes every Friday afternoon and gives them an abstract of her reading throughout the last seven days , ommitting of course all the scandals and crimes and telling of all events of importance which it is proper for them to be familiar with. In this case also , and more naturally , she is asked endless questions , and the girls in her class are thoroughly instructed in the meaning of the word tariff or the effect of the President's message and what connress is doing about it. They know who are the probable candidates for the next election and the process by which nomination is reached. In short , she is a professor of contemporary history and is paid liberally for her instruction. A Fish Story , From the Bangor Commercial. An ardent sportsman ot Bangor was catting through the ice on the pond preparatory to a day's sport , using a chisel with a handle like a shovel , which by accident slipped from his grasp and disappeared in about six fathoms of water. He mourned his loss , for it meant harder work to morrow to get through the ice with out it. Nothing daunted , heprepared his line and placed on the hook a plump live shiner and returned to camp to relate his misfortune. Try ing his line shortly after , his first im pression was that he had hooked a Chinaman , so hard did it pull , but when he had landed his catch imagine his surprise to find that he not only had a fine three-pound trout , but also the lost chisel. The blade had stuck uprisiht in the mud , the shiner had swum through the hole in the handle , the trout seized him and wound him self up around the handle , makins the capture posible , providing the line held as It did. * A Good-Hearted But Clumsy Cobbler. j Pittsburg Dispatch. Jr. > . Mitchell of Liberty , Mo. , owned a mall flock of turkeys last sprina The hens were all placed in coops ami on their nests to hatch out their broods. The remaining old gobbler was left alone on the outside and looked sad and melancholy , at times appearing as though he felt siighted. He stayed around a few days , but finally wandered off down among some smart weeds about 200 yards away. Several days later he was discovered in tbe weeds on a guinea's nest he had found. He was removed , but quickly went back and remained at his chosen post of duty until nine little guineas came from the eggs. When they were big enonugh to run about the old gobbler acted as their guide , but instead of being a protect or his feet were so large he tramped them to death one by one. A Darker Dream * of Trca nre. A negro servant of a friend of mine , says tho gossip of the Philadelphia News , dreampt ono night that if ho should visit a certain spot at his homo in old Virginia ho would find a hidden treas ure. The place of his dream was well known to him , an old troc on a hillside. Ho impressed was ho that ho obtuined leave from his master to visit tho spot and search for the treasure , arriving at the spot close to tho hour of midnight ono moonlight night. "When the near by village clock was on tho stroke of 12 , he marked tho shadow cast upon tho ground by a dead limb of the old treo and commenced to dig. In a short time his spado came in contact with some substance which it refused to pen etrate. Carefully scraping away tho earth lie disclosed to view a rusty old iron box. Lifting it from tho ground with somo difficulty , on account of its \ Aveight , he carried it to his home , feel- j ing sure that his dream had been ful- j filled. Visions of great wealth and nu- I j merous trifles dear to the negro that j j could be purchased for tho same passed [ ! quickly through his brain. Imagine his surprise and disappointment when , tip- on opening tho box , ho found that it contained rusty old nails. His dream j I had.indeed been verified , but not in tho way ho expected. Too Previous. "I went homo the other day , " said an old citizen tho other day , as lie headed for the police court , "and I found a man varnishing my front door. I , of course , asked him who sent him up , and he then claimed to have made a mistake in tho house. Ho had one of tho panels var nished , and the contrast between tho new and tho old was very glaring. How ever , knowing it to be an old trick , I ordered him off the premises , and would not let him finish tho door. A day or j ! two passed , and my wife telephoned to a house painter to come up and finish tho job. He had just got to work when I got home , and what did I do hut take take him l > 3r tho neck and heels and throw him over the fenco. Then , as ho gave me some back talk I jumped over the fence and cuffed his ears , supposing , of course , that he was the same old fraud. Last night I had a warrant served on me from the police court , for assault and battery , and I'm just going up there. " "To explain tho case ? " "And pay about $10 fine , I suppose. That's what an eminent old citizen gets for being too previous. " Detroit Free Press. She Wxnted tho Earth. One of the girls in fashionable society in New York made up her mind to got married the other day , says the Press , and after confiding her intention to her father , bhe said : "What do you intend to do for me ? " The father was a wealthy man , and thought he was show ing a liberal spirit when he answered : "Well , I will give you § 100,000 to buy a house and $2 < T,000 to furnish , it with. " "And Avhat will you give me to live on ? " the young lady demanded , with a dissat isfied look on her face. "Oh , I will allow you the interest on another $100,000 , " replied her father. "But my chef will cost at least $1,200 a j'ear. How do you think I can possildy manage with so lit tle ? " The father looked slightly grieved , but only said : "That must do while 1 am living ; you will probably have more when I am gone. " The young man who was interested in hear ing the result of this conversation be tween father and daughter said when he heard it : "fie might at least give me her two millions. " The marriage did not take place. A Frlnndnf Y < mig iTIon. Dr. John H. Vincent , just elected a bishop of the Methodist church , is a man with an enormous faculty for ac quiring popularity in a perfectly legiti mate manner. He is especially beloved by the young people , among whom he has been thrown b3 * his work at the head of the Sunday school department of the church. He is one of the best "sj'iupathszers" with the young folks that has ever been conspicuous iu re ligious work. He has an especial fond ness for taking an ardent interest in young men just starting out in life , and will make occasion to offer them good advice and encouragement in so evi dently sincere and so unpretentious and kindly a manner that there can be no suspicion of officiousness about it. Afterward he keeps an eye upon the young men , and years afterward , when probably the doctor's interest , and very likely his advice as well , have been for gotten , he will be heard from in con gratulations on some progressive step or in more substantial assistance in a different situation. The Prince of Wales , it is said , made $70,000 by backing Ayrshire for the Derby. Serving goat for spring lamb is not the correct caper The IVow Craze Anions the Women. Probably no one thing has had such a bitter fight for its life as the Moxie. Its remarkable popularity endangered the markets ol other leading commodities of its kind , and they united to kill it ; but it is coming out on top. You can't bear a thing that the 'women commend. They literally swarm alter it , because it. sup ports overwork , and helps nervousness and the tired feeling so quickly , keeps them off while overworked , and leaves no more harm than common food. At first it was counterfeited badly. Now the courts have put a stop to that. When second childhood comes , a man forgets he is old. Whiskey is expensive. It costB a man dollars and sense. Coniiiui > iioti Surely Cured. To ihe Editor : Please inform you readers that I hare a positive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy fiue to any of your readers who have consumption if they will eend ma their Exnress and P. 0. address. Respectfully , T. A. SLOCUM. M. C. 181 Pearl St. . New York. Pay as you go and don't go until you pay. pay.Merrifc Merrifc will tell ; even in strawberry b.iskets the be.tt rise to the top. Sure Cure for Pile * . Dr. Kirk's German Pile Ointment has cured Blind. Bleeding and Itching Piles when all others have failed. It absorbs the tumors , allays the itching at once , act3 as a poultice , cives instant relief. Dr. Kirk's German Pile Ointment is prepared only for Piles and Itching of the pm.ite part * , and nothing else. Every box is warranted. Sold by druggists , or sent by mail on receipt of price , $1.00 per box. Sold by Goodman Drug Co. , Omaha. Neb. A new hac does not take the shine off an old coat. A clock never breaks any laws , but it's always doing time. SJACOBS 01j JFOJEL SWINE. CURES Hog Cfcolora and all Diseases of Hogs. JS&-GEXERAL DIRECTIOXS. Usa freely In the ho < ; swill. If they will not cat droiol\ • With milk into which a snail quantitj of the Oil is put. Sold by Druggists and Dealers Everytchert. THE CHARLES A.V0GELER CO. . Baltimore. Md , t Knuteru Summer Ileiort * . During tho coming season the Ohio < fc Hississippi railway will have on salo in Ht. Louis round trip tickets at lov excur sion rates to "White Sulphur , lUd Sul phur , Old Sweet , Salt Sulphur , Chaly beate , Eockbridge Alum , and other min eral aprimis nnd resorts in tho Virginias ; Doer Park and Oakland in tho Alleghcnies , and Lake Chautau- qua in Western New York. The Ohio & Mississippi railway is the only lino from St.3Jouis by which these celebrated resorts can be reached in palnco sleeping coaches without clmmcc of cars. Deer Park , Oakland and Lake Chautauqua aro on the direct route of our through sleeping car lines to the eiust , and early in June this com pany will begin running n lino of ele gant sleeping enrs between St. Louis and Whito Sulphur Springs without change. Those who take sleeper only during the night runs are in no wise dis commoded , as changes aro made in union depots at Cincinnati and Louis ville. No other line from St. Louis can offer the advantages of tho Ohio & } Iis- .st&sippi mil way in train service and quick timo to tho eastern summer re sorts. Bound trip tickets from all points west will be on sale at ollices of connect ing lines. In purchasing sec that the } ' read via 0. it M. R'y. St. Louis oflices , 101 and 103 N. 4th St. , under Planters Ilouse , and at Union depot. For further information addres3A. J. Lytic , Gen'l Western Pass'r Agt. , St Louis , Alo. Hats are to Borne men long felt wants. Warner's ' Safe Core js I has been before the public n $ now about ten years , and in H that time has proved itself | tobe all thatit has been y j represented. It is purely vegetable. /fZ s i contains nothing harmful , and 8 J DOES purity the blood ffl land CURE disease , ; is ff \ it puts the kidneys , the Only Ea Iblood-purifying- gans hi complete health. It cures permanent ly. We have tens of thousands of testimonials to this effect from 31 people who were cu red years ago and who are well to- "day. 11 isa Scientific Spec ific , was not put upon the mar ket until thoroughly tested , and has the endorsement of Prof. fiiA S. A. Lattimore , M. A. Ph. , 0m LL. D. , OUicial Analyst of | # g foods and medicines , N. Y. ' f5 Stale Board of Health , and' scores of eminent diemists , physicians and professional experts. II. H. Warner & Co. , do E2J not cure everything It from one bottle , they ing having a specific for each imporn II Lint disease. Fight Shy of % ? any preparation which claims infallibility. The testimonials printed by II. II. Warner & Co. , are , so , _ far as they know , positively \ | § genuine. lor the past live j a . ) ears they have had a standing 1 Wm offer of $5,000 for proof to | 0 the contrary. If you are sick' and want to get well use wfoniol h yolo yUlo / Biliousness I * more general at ti ! | 'ei on than any other. The titter laitf. oftYnMve lirealli , coated tvneue. lick headache , drpTrlne n. dfzzlaeat and ion of appetlta maKoihe victim uiUrraU.e. and rilMgrcablc to oth er * . Uocd'a Sarraparllla romhlnu * the bott antt- blllom remedies or tho vcctahle Icing-loin. In Mich proportion ai to derive their hc t medicinal effect * with tho leant d'aturhancu to tho whole ayatem. Thla preparation It so well balanced In Ita action * upon the alimentary canal , thu liver , the kidney * , tho atoroach. the bowel * nnd tho circulation cf the blood , that It brtaKi about a hralthr action of the entire human oreanlKm , restore * the appetite , and overcomes that ilred feeling. Hood's Sarsnpartlla Pold by all drruslst * . ilixfor ! V Prepare t only or C. L 1I00I > & CO , Apothecaries , Lowell. Man. (00 ( Doses Ono Dollar SKI ? ] and BLOOD DISEASES quickly and permanently cured by using B. b . B. tftotanic Blood Unhn ) the wonderful IMood Purifier nnd Tonic. Large sized bottles 51.00 1 } f.w $ n.00. All Druggists or sent free on receipt of price. BLOOD BALM COAtlanta. . Co. tftfffw JH l pre'enoe and folly eu- JSauSP " % J | don , 111k 1 as tha only MJKircmnin % i specific forthecertsJncuro yWyi to s dats.g 0f this disp.iae. /IglfcltinstMd boi MB G.H.INUKAHAM.M. n. , ESjf vr&m\jbjtta \ V'o bare sold Bit < ? lor ! Kt1d . . . . ( < v.-N.iri . m n7 yeari , nnd it Una Riven the best of satis- \tm. CinclnncU.&ftjBK faction. \ V Ohio. > $ D. It. DVCHE A CO. , > 2& h--kr Chicago , 111. I&U BS aark 81.00. Sold by Druggleta. CUSKON'S MENTHOL iHHALER. hi I li ' "ih'f ! rclleTM CA- * 3lS5K3K ! tS&TSSIitfTAKKH. HEADACHE , feasSaJSSi1' ' * " asthma , nkural- XflS fATMM3OIA. . HAY JTEVEK. Continued n e efJecca permanent cur * . SATTtrAcnox UUAIUKTKZD. Inhaler Mint by mall on reorlpt of M cents. It aftr oneweek'n trial you r ill-aitUtled. return In irood order , your money wUl be refunded. Sold by all Pruirginta. Send your nnm * end a t beautiful cards br return mall FItEK. II. P. CUHHMAV. 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From the llr tdo c the * ii > tito * rm rabidly < ll a | > pur. . and In ten days nt leant two twntoux : all ) ni | > totnii are removed. , i _ _ . m Bom * may cry huiuhuir wlthont knowlmr anytnnwr jg nboutlt. lb-member it doe * not cost you anythUijrJo * St realize the merit of our treatment for } ourfeir War R are couitantly eurlnic cn'e * of lonjr stundltitr msv * * SB that have been tappet ! a number of time * and llnyf - M tlentdr UrrdnnabIotoll e wrc-k. OI * fullhftvrr W ofrai-e.nume.niHi.nrx.howlonijninirtcd.iti' . B * il ' SB free pamphlet , containing tentlmnnMI * . Trn ill * 'reaf | * J nicntfiirnUhtdFREEby mall. If you order trli i-ni < / jK I 10 i't'nt li > tan > ni to par jHj.tanr. Vpllen y ( KH l- " tK S Unly cured. ( r r > lentumtlil i aj.vr m .II. H. OUEE.V A SONH. M. J . . . M IMA MariettaStreet. ATLsm * - | | nnnfiTFffsi i , \Then I say euro I do not mean merely to tp tlwnw j > m M foratlinrandtbenhaT * them return again. I ie y- \ M Ut radical cure. I have mado tun dlsaasa of KITS , kl'lLfwH KPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a Itfo-lon * study , t liCil trarrant my reruvdy to curs the worst oases. il eauae > * m gsj other havo failed Is uo reaann for not now rec i lac \M \ WM cure. Send at once for a troatlaoand a Fire UntOe- ! ] of my Infallible remedy. Olve HxpreMand PostOfflea'j ' SB 11. U. JtOOT , 31. 0. . 183 i't-orl St. Ncvr } urk. ! fztk JOJYES 11 g PAYSthFREICH'r % M JUa > . 9y 5 Ton Wagon rjcalea , a ] ! _ Kywp ! ' ' • > t > cri. Su.l Biuliii. I'um 'j9H JP PSflBurk Tui n < > a > od f n il.t tu -fill • rUPWlsMlaS SS 5C5 til Jf5WV MiWfc l Ercrr alia Seats , f.r fr. r'l * & • * " il 3H Jl * 7 NJEPTTTl. ' assail. * Ul papsr an it hiittta B W 9 sJS > * Dl.NC.lf A.TITON. H. V- v , rysannry THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE C0MPAi1C" OX * IWOi UV TOB.K. The Larueit , Cheapest and ltcst In tho WorM- CAS35 ASSI-ri'S $ -ooooooo 6IMON CIOETZ. "WM. F. ALLEN. hpeclnl AronU ticaeral A enl.- > TVT fTT n r - IglEEEt- B A WM TEHNI8 AND CROQUET SETS- taHVIBQ ouwluor eames of ail d n-rlfitl - pACE ; BALLAND BOATING OUTFIT * ' lft Jr % V ? > butt wades at lownat prlcu * . v. FIQU INC RODS , TACKLE , ETC * I W n til modern style * and improvement * \ Huntoro' Accoutrftmemas. V Gfl8ft2Qond leas than manufacturer * " price * . V\ JENNEY & GRAHAM GUN CO. , Chicago- > . Bend for Cataluuuo. and mention thltf gapvr. " * * , l fct * * * * TS sH RJQ ZH STUDY , llook-kecplnj : . I > i > nntnnliii' . BH J aWl tArithmetic. . Shortliund , otc. thi-r ouchly taucht by mull. Low-rate * . ( Ircutnr * fn-w lIltVANT'S COI.LKC 1 tJl .MulU St. . Uuffatii.H.\ . Cfil n t > * 'orth 0 per lb. Trill's Eye aWe X- . QULUmnrth ll.KXlbut Ittnldat V6c-a bux t > r oi-a ) ra i.i j j in . [ _ u iwiawiiiiiiiiiwar a HIHJ. ToTTontelcfeprr.iaiul j ! 5 < jrK1Vfij5 > . carbonate of nods. One Farmers. Itla imporS&ti& $ J5 VJ \ . teaspoonfuloftho"Arn " tant that the Soda you OftwSlHaiH * Hammer" brand of i B uso should bo Whito and . JIlTjMl' ' - ' iKl A. . 8otl * wxc'1 , wItl1 wnr Puro same as all BimilarMLV Sv " wJlKV milk equals four tea- aubatanccs usod for /a &Ws /TEjx / SP' kX apoonfulu of tho htul food. To insure ob- / SWsfej § J V riHwiX IJalinu Vorrder , eaTlnj ; taining only tho "Ann & / OTaSc&an3 er Vl O * ! twenty timed it cot Hammer" brand Sodafcr ! * / jl/ * W Kat besides being maclf bay it in "pound or /S / E&fI4M / * N HTJTil healthier , because it half pound" cartoons. ISPlbll I VA j iS\\ ilv < 0 | | , loea not contaIn an3' • which bear our namo lL | Lffll l3 . /"Jr A 41 \ c SJiinjurious \ ! substance and trade-mark , a in- \ < 35 5 M1\ I r&jtVUtft ImBMjSi nucha * alum , term alba ? ferior goods aro someXtSfeflEx W ' V.MSmSII etc. , of which many Bal- M timeshubslitutcdfortho vSHS iVJmBmfl , ng T'owdcra ar znoAn. "Arm .V Hammer' " brand vSrSsS SjwWNBI / Dairymen and TarBirra when bought in bulk. vSo J > S > _ 2&B3bnhouIduHeonlytlrr3"Ann H Parties using UaUng Wl , jjBT T wrftffi U Sfv * Uanlner" brand for Powder should romem- \v4 aWalB \ y cleaning , and toeping- ber thit its sole rising f8RB tin Hh > Milk ians Sv7C9t * a" | y * . property consiets of bi- sjs ya j fl3g Clean. ms9SW ± * 29mlHkUX:9 : 'X9 'P ± % l TO MAKE I Kbw a M A DELICIOUS BISCUIT " 1 [ KDWieHT'S " .J H00W BRAHD" SODJL - . AND TAKE NO OTHER. I f " "tHE Only TZZ / r m - • I I [ COl-YKIGHT , 1S87. ] H Tho only medicine for-n-oman's peculiar ailments , sold by druggists , tmtler a positivo guarantee , from the mnnufneturerr H that it will givesatisfaction in every case , or money will bo refunded , 13 Dr. Piercx's Favorite Preschiitic : . - . This guarantee best H been printed on the bottle-wrappers , and faithfully carried out for many years. H TMM OUTGROWTH OF A W&BT mZ BWlBm Ba I Tlie treatment of many thousands of cases of those chronic weaknesses and distressingailments ueculiar to females , at the - H Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute , Buffalo , N. Y. , has afforded a vast experience in nicely adaptingand thoroughly tcsticpr H remedies for the cure of woman's peculiar maladies. H g . • _ a Dr. Piorco'a Favor- A Rflfttl I ito Prescription ia the K UUUH a result of outgrowth , or , Tfl WflHPJl H Sre t. and valuable j IU wUnlUI. f ) experience. Thousands giTit. nainr1 r.-nH 0f testimonials , received from patients and from physicians who have tested it in the more aggravated and obstinate cases which had baiHsd their skill , prove it to be the most wonderful remedy- ever devised for tho relief and euro of suf fering women. It is not recommended as a " cure-all , " but as a most perfect Specific for woman's peculiar diseases. . , , . , . . , „ -.in. As a powerful , iu- fi b n. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 visoratiiig tonic , it 1 fl rOftERFUL I imparts strength to the 1 TflHIR 1 uterus , or womb and its B . _ . * . , .j appendages , in particu- fc" ' " " ' lar. For overworked , " " " down " debilitated worn - out , run - , teachers , milliners , dressmakers , seam stresses , " shop-girls , " housekeepers , nurs ing mothers , and feeble women generally. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the greatest earthly boon , being unequalcd as an appetizing : cordial and restorative tonic. It promotes digestion and assimilation of food , ciire3 nausea , weakness of stomach , indigestion , bloating and eructations of gas. . . . . u , , i , t . - . As a. sootliiiijr B a Or--- fi and HtrcnptlicniiiK g A OGOTHIHS 1 "crvi" ? ' . . " fnvonte H . . a Prescription is une- g UcpyiUC g gualcd and is invaluable S- . „ . . , - . . . ' .I . . . : . ! . . ' . . . h . ia . nUzyinx and subdu- excitabil jng. nervou3 ity , irritability , exhaustion , prostration , hysteria , spasms and other distressing- , nervous symptoms commonly attendant upon functional and organic disease of the womb. It induces refreshingsleep and relieves mental anxiety and de spondency. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip tion is a legitimate medicine. carefully compounded by an experienced and skillful physician , and adapted to woman's delicate organization. It i3 purely vegetable in ita composition and perfectly narmles3 in its effects in any condition of the system. . . . In " "Fa- - - ! ; i pregnancy , - i A R5.i n' B vorite Prescription" is A MOTHER S | * "mother's cordial j n 1 relieving nausea , weak- linnniM 1ness o Etomach and I. . . . . . . . , . , . . , . . . ! . , i.a > othcr distressing symp- toms common to that condition. If its uso is kept up in the latter months of gestation , it so prepares the system for delivery as to greatly H lessen , and many times almost entirely dcr H away with the sufferings of that tryii. ; ? ordeal. n..i. . . . . . . . .M. . . , "Favorito Pre- H rl niinrnriff § KCriptlOll if. Ot UURES THE 8 PO iUvo cure for 1 hi I the most complicatetl h Wn3QT liiQCO a and obstinate casep jj ViUnbl Uaat6. q of leucorrhea. cr ' " " - as a "whites. " excessixe H flowing at monthly periods , painful mtu- H struation , unnatural suppression , prolan- H sua or falling of the womb , wt-uk back , . H "female weakness , " antcversion , retrover- H sion , bearing-down sensations , chronic- H congestion , lnGamrcation. and ulceration H of the womb , inflammation , pain an& H tenderness in ovaries , accompanied witlt H "internal heat. " fj i. - , . . , . . . „ m "Favorite Prestcrip S g p _ _ _ , , _ S tion , " when taken in con- H § r UH THE I nection with the use of Dr. suu iul g J piC.rce'SGolden JiedicalDis- 8 ainWE S fi covery , and small laxative 1 niuncio. | dosea of Dr. Pierce's Pur- 1 ' " gative Pellets ( Little Liver f m ] Pills ) , cures Liver , Kidney and Bladder d : - - eases. Their combined use also removes blood taints , and abolishes cancerous and scrofulous humors from tbe system. XKLH XIMG THE IZir OI O DISEASR1 jrany times women call on their family physicians , suffering , as they imagine , one from dyspepsia , another from heart .lisease- I another from liver or kidney disease , another from nervous exhaustion , or prostration , another with pain here or there , und in this way fl they all present alike to themselves and their easy-going and indifferent , or over-busy doctor , separate and distinct dkcHSts. for which : fl he prescribes his pills and potions , assuming them to be Eiich , when , in reality , they are all only symptoms caused by some womfc fl disorder. Tho physician , ignorant of the cause of suffering , encourages his practice until large bills are made. The suffcrinc- I patient gets no hotter , but probably worse by reason of the delay , wrong treatment and consequent complications. A proper- medicine , like Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription , directed to the came , would have entirely removed the disease , thereby dis pelling all those distressing symptoms , and instituting comfort instead of prolonged misery. YiZ'n ' " " " " " * ll Mrs. E. F. Morgan , of iVb. 71 Lexington St. . ' .3 PHV IRISNRH East Boston. Mass. , says : "Five years aso I I I. ' H was a dreadful sufferer from uterine troubles. rfll ! Ffl 8 Having exhausted the Bkill of three physi- , . . * * c'ln3 i wa3 completelv discouraged , and so -r" ' " ' - ' ' weak I could with difficulty cross the room clone. I began taking Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and us.ng the local treatment recommended in his 'Common Sense Medical Adviser. ' I commenced to improve at once. In three months I was perfectly cured , and have had no trouble since. I wrote a letter to my family paDer. briefly mentioning how my health had been restored , and offering to send the full particulars to any one writing me for them , a id enclosing a stamped-envilove for replu. I have received over four hundred letters. In reply , I have described my case and the treatment used , and have ear nestly advised them to * do likewise. ' From a great many I have received second letters of thanks , stating that they had com menced the use of 'Favorite Prescription. ' had sent the 81.50 required for the 'Medical Adviser , ' and had applied the local treatment so fully and plainly laid down therein , and were much better already. " Rctrqvcrtod TVomb.-Mrs. Eva Kohler. of Crab Orchard. JSeb. . writes : Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription has done me a great deal of good. I suffered from retroversion of the uterus , for which I took two bottles of the'Favorite Prescription , 'and I am now feeling like a different woman. " Ooctors Failed. Mrs. F. Corwtx. of Post Creek , A' T. , writes : " I doctored with three or four of the best doctors in these parts , and I grew worse until I wrote to vou and began using your 'Favorite Prescription. ' I used three bottles of it and two of the 'Golden Medical Discoverv , ' also one and a half bottles of the "Purcrative Pellets. ' I can do my work and sew and walk all I care to , and am in better health than T ever exprcted to be in this world again. I owe it all to your wonderful medicines. " | a l . _ _ 3 Mrs. Ed.M. Camfbeix. of Oakland. Calt- B fl VO GE i fornia. writes : "I Lad tr-t-n troubled air • " * • j . g jjjy jjfe wjtj , ijygtt'ncal attacks and par- 9 rRflU RinCnCHP ? oxysms , or spasms , and periodical recur- 2 I num UALirUflHm. k rences of severe headache , but since I have tiii.ia-i-iinrftia.iL'j. ' r-irfl been using your 'Favorite Prescription" ! have had none of these. I also had womb complaint so bad that I could not walk two blocks without tl.e most sex t re pain. bur. before I had taken your 'Favorite Prescription • two months. I I could walk all over the city without inconvenience. AH my | troubles seem to be leaving me under the benign influence or 1 your medicine , and I now feci smarter than for years before. My J phvsicians told me that I could not be cured , nnd therefore you < tf • will please accept mv everlasting thanks for what you have done forme , and may God bless youin your good works. " Later she writea : "It is now four years since I took your 'Fa vorite T rescription , ' and I have had no return of the female trouble I had then. " Well aa I EverWas.3rrs. . JonK Stewart , of Chipvcura Fall * . TTis „ writes : "I wish to inform you that 1 am as well as I . I took four bo.UeP ever was. for which I thank your medicines. of the' Favorite Prescription' and one bottle of your Discovery and four bottles of the 'Pellets. ' All of the bad symptomss ha\ disappeared. I do all mv own work ; am able to be on my feet aU day. My friends tell me I never looked so well. TSTTarorito Prescription is Sold hy Drugjista tlie IForZar Over ! Xarge JioUles $1.00 , Six for $5.00. tS ? Send ten cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce's Jarjrc. illustrated- Treatise (1C0 pages , paper covers ) on Diseases of Women. Address , VTorld's Dispensary Medical Association , No. e63 JIain Street , Buffalo. X. X * . " - --g 3 _ „ • * . „ - - - _ JJ gflfl
