LbbbbbbbW H CHEROKEE AFFAIRS. B B Tfe * JjB < Uaa * jtattf i > jfin Op'mxmmI to any B CfttABse * is. Tfeefr Territory by B C BSr * ! Tb * Atlot- fl is * # t I'bsa. B A Uulft K/xtfc. Ark. . tnlttgram of K Agrit fcSF y > TJus AW York Harold , fays : B TW Cbj-roki-fogirtkiture k * now sitting B ac TlahJaquaft , . capitalef the nation , huvcr B tag : I > k oaJfad. ogtth > * r in extra , seate B s4c fey A&jfctoint anil Acting Chief fl Unaak. Ae ttaUt l "unrobing being Bk AftSt Ifii Tfcwrt * 3ti * fifty-eight memby Bt hm in. ho * ) * ho * * * * * * -igiitwa Msnators B5 34 Utcaf p pr Mntelv * nearly all of B * fe * B. ace taking part in the ilidf berap B tfc Mf. Tin * Hiouge f the prinofpal B thinl fetw ktnn. tuatl in j * int suasion. It K m < v tiy hritf. aifuply stating that in his B apfarfna pwMW iB * * r * ts iJ mamlcil a B gonial mK&H % hI vktt ) nfpnkiturtt and B wwgjja-IJM , ; that hgi&uti H of t ome sort B * * iIhmwiw ! anpwn try upon oertuiti matpc B feto * nwWiih. in mwHttf ia regular ordor. B Atbrimm mm * * * * * ! fiww Tahfeqimh. toa" B < fap afcw aba * ftW MflMn of the legfedatr H [ tt-a * k tawtawWt with die deepest intorat B t ftp aal liifir wf Cherwkues , tin wall H | ik | y faW hmk iwtelMfiHnt portion of H n lifjifc nnag Brifcta. The times are B < iii i < Ih • w Ita Charokees believe ) H | writ. life * sal-atiim f the Indian probAi H | Imm. fa e # fcrm at least , * euiii rapidhs H ! ly ffiHwitiwe. 'ETn * proposed lugitdrU B to * * fcj hi M8. w tits shnpe of Olcltipi m iw ma. awl © 4or HiHtujiireei. vrhieh virtui K aM • pes. r daa Territory to white m Mitmt-miitmt , Utm ttrmitmd widespread H jiwawt. an * { hit < ri > fct w infcftwilifd by B A fiucC * fcbt hntJkHfC joirnuk > and ajv- B fNMWfrtriy fHNpond * ruHrt > of public H j mliwiiwiit fcwuM' ttttOfrpMrvtioiml action H h iifiring to llntf ndO [ ponttioti to > uch B ywiimufcig k vry rmtt among the H bi ttKn . In 6ueC tJ e prospect of alOI B IwMiny lh hwU m sereniity and open- B " " * * In iiaa u 4rr to white .settlers B mhmh. tM Unitoil St * * * * * L * repugnant to B . twm tkimk ml the Citfrok.ee Imlians , B I vrfc * rf iiiiw In W aN > woiI to work , out B At * jurifciltrm. of tlw Itdiitn problem B a Our x faafciott of tfceir own. and witht'1 B 9Nt f mociowat intervention of white B ui&ttmj. TW r iiiAMi < ng four tribes B aanifily QMotnvv , C'hiekxsaws , Creeks , K jmh iS iiwnolmj , which , with the Cherom B & * > , oB l twto ( the live eivilketl tribes B - saw EtfpmMsJMiAttd xs biting e < ] iully ho > - B t&H it * nf 34 * Rt { t having for an object B dte suMftMiMnt 9f any portion of the B Veuritory. If w * h ! 1 um tiiut upon B n pern * aM th tribeo will aet in unison B owl pnnnL an nnfeniken and determin- B * 4 wayniaioH. B TJm # * * J j tt of allotting the lands in B j nwaty , and seHtng the residue to the B 25 * Mi nt hug been diseu. ed among E bW Chaok eo for yenrs ptt > t. Col. l B JawiHM 3L KftM. Me of the most emith It a # c Checokethi in the hi-tory of the mL tribe advfextaiwl allotment in aeconl- _ * * * * * with treaty a * a means of prevent- ? " i g MQttfoBiztUion by the United States nwttOTMUitMt ( Mntrary to treutv. Col. fefeat nt dir an wflbrt to eilueate the Cherw tktttts te Um * Hl m tiiHt sueh policy would S b * t fiir t W tribe , but the masse * reJis huml to be g ded by his counsel ? and guinjoafd him to private life. This was a * a tm tMry a o. Since that period tlh * wi * v tM advoeated hsive made ° i < mmiwjm sjuI there are many Chero- ! kiMts * f aBf uaCy who believe to-day that iMamamot wiK .save the nation and tribe fiMtttt common ruiiu But popular sengr l > 84 anI pcttjndt e are strongly AgMMMtt chos advan ud view < . and the ! ct < n4k > of allotment are fairly swallowed p ha the wv of public opinion. Not oafar ajw the Mlonced , but it is safe to hjt &at no the agitation increases there rjj vriH. H t be a voiee raisel nor a fiuger th ifited in fkvor © f any measure , no matlai * r hw fitv ruhle it may be , proposed * tu vt eiMagYo s f r the opening to white ea iKtriumont of any land in the Indian tei The Chorokees claim every acre of te land embraced in their territory , exceptm tBgsuoa as has been sold to the United States for the use of other Indian tribes. W Thoy assort that there is no vacant land ca • it their country belougiug to the govdo arHmunt , and that the Cherokee title is an flawless. In a special message transVe mkted by Chief Busuyhead to the Cherafi okee legislature last November in relan iion to the status of lands west of 06 : tfl degrees , the chief says : "The lands lying west of 96 were 0u ne-ver ceded to the United States , and 0f I the title , possession * and jurisdiction F * vor remain with the Cherokee nation tin intact , except such 2 > ortious as are sold not and ocaupied. . . . In 1869 otlicers lib ot the United States government had m contemplated setting apart a large portht tion of our lauds west of the Arkansas Te river for the Cheyennes and Arapahoes. frc In 1S72 an act was passed authorizing j'c the president to fix the price of the tat land , but it contained no provisions for po the acceptance of its terms by the fac Cherokee nation , and consequently in the no sense bound the nation to such an St. , appraisement. The appraisement was I made in that manner. Afterward the , v United States abandoned its intention i * y- of settling the Cheyennes , Arapahoes. of f Kiowa ? , and Comanehes on all or any for f part of the Cherokee lands west of the very 'I Arkansas river , and thus the cause for ably the lands being appraised came to au pr snd. The lands had first been apbe praised by certain commissioners and little \ * afterward by executive officers , lirst at ! oc h li cants per acre and then at 47 cents inj | per acre. . . . The United States that > government , in vlolal' of the terms ins ' -of the treaty , had settled certain small dir U" trills on tnwts of picked land. By act ' jpl of ooas-ress , April 10,1S76. the Pawnees Vt were placed on a described tract and the act provided that 70 cents per acre of Pawnee money might be used to pay for it. • • This act was also without authority Qj treaty and conveyed nothing. An other net appropriated § 50.000 to pay for a small tract for the Poncas , of which sum18,389 40 was put to the credit of the Cherokee nation , a pro- teat being fded against it by the Chero- kee representatives. This conveyed no title. Harassed and unjustly treated by these arbitrary proceedings , the Cherokee national council at last in- structcd her two delegates to obtain , if possible j , even the appraised price. Had congress appropriated the money at that time , and the Cherokee council given authority to execute deeds theref1 for. the United States might have re- ceived the benefit of its unjust and arbia trary acts ; but this it has in every case persistently refused to do , holding that it was in no sense bound to purchase or authorize to purchase savo occupied tracts. In 1881 § 300.000 was approprist ate L . . . Our delegation again en- deavored to securo a settlement. In response Secretary Kirkwood wrote a letter , Feb. 28 , 1882 , taking the ground that the settlement of the Cheyennes , Arapahoes , Kiowas , and Comanehes had never been effected , and that the United States could only pay for occulu pied lands. Ho admitted that the title is in the Cherokee nation , and suggestv ed that steps be taken for acquiring the lejnil < title from the Cherokces to the occupied tracts. "These deeds were the first formal or binding action of the Cherokee na- tton on these lands west of 96 degrees since ' the treaty of 1S66. The } * covered all ' the occupied tracts , which were the only tracts the United States was au- thorized to buy or that the Cherokee nation was under any obligation to sell. - . . After the completion of these transactions the Cherokee nation had IU unsettled account with the United States in reference to any portion of these ' lauds. There was not then and there is not now an acre of these lands that the United States is lawfully en- titled to purchase. . . . Some parties made the mistake that the lauds had been ceded , which was not true. Some of the officials made the mistake of sup- posing that because the United States could settle friendly Indians on certain parts thereof the United States could do what it pleased with them. If the Cherac okee \ nation had held its land by oc- cupancy title , and had their reserve been a detached portion of the public domain , it would have been subject to executive orders and congressional disa position. : It was and is the property of the Cherokee nation , and can only be disposed of by it. " It will thus be seen that the Cherokces claim all the land in their territory , in- eluding the Cherokee strip , Oklahoma in fact , every part or parcel of land within : Cherokee country. It will furcr ther be observed that Chief Bushyhead tisserts that no tracts of lands were conn veyed to the United States other than * that occupied by divers tribes of InP dians. Meanwhile everyone is watching the legislature as if to glean from its pro- ceedings some hint of the policy to be observed in staying the tide of immiiu gration which is ready to pour into the Cherokee country the moment conw gressional legislation will admit it. . The Newspaper Plant It seems that in certain far-away tei' - ritories called New Mexico and Arizona , t there are great tracts of desolate desert lands , where the verv hills seem destiT * . T tute of life and beauty , and where the ! earth is shriveled frorii centuries of terrible heat. And > n these desert- tracts grow a curious , misshapen , jrro- " tesque and twisted plant that seems y.i more , like a goblin tree than a real one. Of all the trees in the world , you would imagin this to be the most out- \ cast and worthless so meager a living so , does it obtain from the waste of sand th and gravel in which it grows. And , this goblin tree is now being sought after and utilized in one of the world's greatest industries an industry that S affects the daily needs of civilization. Those ' wise folk , the botanists , call "Ill our goblin tree by its odd Indian name ity ! the "Yucca" palm. This plant , of the desert for a long time was considered valueless. But or long ago it was discovered that the fiber of the Yucca could be made into ! all excellent paper. And now one of uj great English dailies , the London Telegraph , is printed upon paper made re from this goblin tree. Indeed , the ° T'elcgraph has purchased a large plan- ' tation in Arizona , merely for tlie • pur- ° pose of cultivating this tree , and maim- . u facturing paper from it. So , you see , in < Yucca is now a newspaper plant. ' . Mchohis. m , , , an She Knew Her Strong Point.wI A little four-year-old girl , a resident * 01 Minnesota ' s capital city , is not noted " * her beauty , though possessed of a any sweet disposition and a remarkcr bright mind. She was recently his presented to a minister who chanced to ters visiting at her home. He took her 1UI face between his two hands an ' P ° looked down at her in a most scrutiubai manner. She evidently anticipate' ' so her face would not bear the close vice inspection , as , turning her eyes in the her direction of his face , she lisped out : ini "a aiuth petty , Mither Brown , buA a0 mighty 'mart. " St. Paul Globz.tr < LOVE-LORN MR. JONES. Ilcmarkrtblo Antics at Detroit of the Quixotic Senator from Florida Previous Exploits. A Detroit correspondent of The Philaa dclphia Press writes : Senator Jones , it is generally , ' believed by the people of this city , is insane. No one speaks to him ; he is completely ostracised by society of all ' kinds , avoided and deprived of all human sympaty. Even the Catholic church \ and its priests have deserfed him , although he is a member of that sect. His state repudiates him. The United States senate has eliminated his name from all committees , and has practically closed its doors against him. lie is a man without a country , without f1 home , without a friend , and his case js the most despicable in some respects and the saddest m others in all history. Senator Jones' rooms are on the par- Jor floor of the Russell house , the best suite in the hotel. Hero he enters , throws ' open the blinds and windows , stations himself in front of a largo mir- ror , which he imagines to be the senate chamber , and makes long , vigorous , and lust } ' speeches , while people gather on the walk below to witness the strange spectacle. His self-vanity is boundless ; he struts up and down be- fore the glass in a pompous manner , making sweeping gestures and oratori- cal flourishes. He dresses like a dandy , walks a half-dozen times per day up and down Jefferson avenue in front of the Palms mansion , maintaining the form of silent persecution with unvarying regularity. He does not know Miss Palms by sight. He has passed her twenty times P1 the street without recognizing her. Often on such occasions he has glanced at her squarely without showing the least visible symptoms of recognition. This * conclusively demonstrates the fact which has been presented to him by the friends of the lady , without sparing whatever profanity there exists in the language | , that he has only a besotted ideal ' in his mind which MissPalms no more resembles than the man in the moon. This is the painting of CharP lotte Corday m the Corcoran art gallery.cr Miss Palms is a charming young lady , probably superior in personal charac- teristics to such an ideal , but possessing but little of the facial beauty depicted in the painting. In order to show why the senator does not know Miss Palms by sight it 1S necessary to relate correctly some facts which have heretofore been put before the public in a garbled , hearsay form. Senatjr Jones and the Palms family are Catholics. In the winter of 1883 , Miss Palms was visiting at the house < of Mrs. Sands , in Washington , who formerly lived in Detroit. Mrs. Sands is a Catholic , and at her residencep it was customary for leading society people ' of that sect to congregate. At one of these gatherings Senator Jones casually met Miss Palms. He was merely presented to the young lattyand no ( conversation ensued. During the following summer Senator Jones stopto ped ( at the Devon house in Newport , At the same hotel ex-Mayor W. G. Thompson , of Detroit , was also a guest , The gentlemen were introduced , and in the ] course of some desultory conversaai ton : Mr. Thompson , who naturally presumed that a United Stages senator was deserving of the courtesy , invited p the Everglade representative to cdl n upon him if he should chance to pass through ' Detroit. Mrs. Thompson , nee Miss Compau , is a double cousin of Miss Palms by a double marriage in the Palms and Canipau families. In the fall of the same year Senator .Tones passed through Detroit and was invited to a dinner parly at the Thompev sons , where he again was presented to si' Miss Palms , but no particular convcrV sation was carried on between them. . The next da } * he called on the } 'oung lady , proposed marriage , and was in dignantly * : rejected. All of this occured ° long ago that the facial features of * the lady have completely escaped . from the senator's mental imagery , if he ever had any. Up to last June the senator made several visits to this city. He was in- vited by the Sister Superior to deliver address for the benefit of the Char * Orphan asylum , and on his way home after the Chicago convention made the address. He stopped hero several occasions , continuing a se- me vcre persecution of the voting lady at By times. He wrote to her daily after rejection the most endearing letters , which were placed in an envelope and Pc remailed to him. When in Washin"- - ton he sent to her reams of his speeches and all newspaper articles about hm ; good , bad , and indifferent , rdl of which a& were returned to him by express. When up Detroit he sent flowers to her daily , 10 which were returned to him by the messenger. < Last June he arrived here you and registered at the Russell house , where he has been the hotel's best ens- t tomer ever since so good a customer in that naturally the proprietors oppose move to have him taken away. Prom the moment of his last arrival ! presents of flowers , deluge of lettin , and walks in front of the Palms wi mansion were kept up with wonderful the perseverance. Finally the friends of not lady devised a scheme to suppress pu some of the persecution. At their adm ; ( Miss Palms drew her pen through name on the letters and packages , a inserted his own and sent them to the . hotel. After several doses of such ov treatment and cowed the , by merciless zar. ridicule at the Russell house , he erased sending missives and flowers , ami ever since { has contented himself with walks past her door. The reason 'why Senator Jones sud denly , ceased his calls at the lady's door js worthy of note. After his rejection jM was denied admission to the Palms residence. For several days he would call at the door , however , and the folst lowing conversation would ensue : Senator Is Miss in ? Servant Yes , sir. Who is it that would like to see Jier ? Senator Senator Jones. Servant Senator Jones , eh ? Well , Miss is in , but not to Senator Jones , Good , day , Senator Jones ! Then the door would slam in his face. jt is needless to say that Senator Jones soon wearied of such receptions. * One of the strongest efforts made here to dislodge the senator from the city has been by the Catholic priests of De- troit and other parts of the country. He wrote to Bishop Borgess , of this dioei cese , begging the prelate to assist him in his love a 11 air. The bishop wrote to him an indignant reply , reprimanding him j for daring to address such a com- munication on such a subject. The senator then denounced the whole Catholic , church as in a vast conspiracy to prevent his marrying an heiress whose fortune it was trying to secure. Since then he and the priests have sepa- rated , and ho is violent against the church. His eldest son spent two months here , trying by every artifice to lure him away. His friends have come here all the way from Florida ; prominent demo- crats from all over Michigan and United States . ( senators have expended in vain their j ] energies at dislodging him. When the Irish meeting was held hero not long ago to raise funds for Mr. Parq nell , Senator Jones was invited to ad- dress ' the assemblage. When called upon to speak , he arose and began a stump democratic speech having no reference to the Parnell matter and greatly disgusting the Irish republicans present. | Finally the presiding officer called him to order and compelled him to sit down. "Why She "Wore Her Dress Low. What radically different notions of good < conduct are held'by girls living in separated classes of the same city. To go < to a theatre with a lover and no chaperon , even in bright light , would scandalize a Fifth avenue belle ; but she would quite innocently expose herself in a bodice so scant that an Eighth avenue maiden ' s self-respect would die of chill if so bared. But 1 am not going 4into discussion of a social topic already worn out. I simply desire to tell of a .fair and fashionable creature who sat nexb to her male cousin at a dinner par tv . Her corsage was stylishly low. The relative had last seen her at the opera \ , in a bevy of decollete corapanWi ions , with herself covered to the neck. * and on that occasion she had declared to him that she did not regard their garb : as modest. "Why , how ' s this. Maria ? " he ex11 claimed at the dinner. • I thought you didn 't approve of this sort of costume , and had resolved never to wear it. " > "So I did , " was the reply. "This is the lirst time in my life that I ever ap- ' pearcd in a low waist. I don't like it now. but I had to put it on in selfdePl ft'nso. A storv got around that the reason for my invariably high-necked l' dresses was that I had a brown patch as big as a plate on my shoulder. Of course I had to refute such a cal- ; many. " "And you have certainly made the evidence very broad and comprehen- sive , " remarked the cruel cousin. it Xeit' York Letter. se _ _ _ le A Rhetorician. ! | Professor ( to his wife ) "Mv dear , 1 , wish you would speak more carefully. You say that Henry Jones came to this . .Q town from St. Louis. an Wife"Yes. . " or "Prof. "Well , now , wouldn't it be m better to say that he came from St. > for Louis to this town ? " . - ei Wife "I don 't see any difference in ot the two expressions. " Q1 Prof. "But there is a difference. 0 QQ rhetorical difference. You don 't hear , a make such awkward expressions. , jj - tiie way , I have a letter from your pj father in my pocket. " out Wife "But my father is not in your pocket. You mean that you have , in : • your pocket , a letter from my father. " aa Prof. "There you go with your little , j.a quibbles. You take a delight in har- .jii assing me. You are always catching l a thread and representing it as ? ae rope. " aa AVife. Representing it to be a rope , | .j mean. " . as Prof. "For goodness sake , hush. Never saw such a quarrelsome woman my lifeArkansaw Traveler. on tion An Application of Scripture. pri Winnie ' s mother had been combing is little girl's long and handsome , but wind-lnngled.romp-snarled hair. When inl operation was finished and it was per unaccompanied with several severe eit pulls Winnie asked , "Did you get out ncl many hairs , mamma ? " dir "Yes , dear , " was the answer , "quite luc good many. " , ' "Then He'll have to number them all nlf over again , won't He ? " Harpers Baem . aM . CHINESE NEWSPAPERS. Sot JoiirnnlH or tlio Celestial Kiuylrc , but of California. The majority of the Chineso mer- chants and business men in this city , as well as their clerks and book keepers , can read and write the English lauo guage , and quite a number of them aro subscribers to the daily papers. That those , however , who are not so gifted ' may have an opportunity of knowing ' what is transpiring in the busy world , there arc at the present timo four newspapers printed in Chinese characters regularly published in Francisco. They are all issued weekly and have an average circulation of 2,500 copies. The majority of these papers are sent into the interior of this state , to Washington territory , British ColumSl bia ' , and the Sandwich islands. Only about one-fifth of the whole number is taken in this city. The subscription price of each is § 2.50 per annum , delivP ered by carriers in the city , and § 5 a year if sent through the mails to the country or abroad. The oldest paper of the quartet is The Recorder , published by Mun Kee & Co. It has been in existence eighteen years. and has a subscription list of 530. of which eighty arc delivered in the city and the remainder mailed to the inteq . rior. Mun Kee , its first editor and pro- prietor , mace a fortune out of The liec corder. . Selling out three years ago , he returned to China to spend his de . clining . years. The Orientul is pub- lished . by Wah Kee & Co. It has been in . existence five years , and has a circusc lation \ of about 400. * The Weekly Oeeilc dental . is now in its fourth year , and Horn , Hong & Co. , its proprietors , claim that it is the "live" paper and T lias the largest circulation. It has 2Q0 city ; subscribers and 800 in the country , Cum , Shoo , its translator and reporter , is well educated in English and Chif nese , aud nothing of interest occurs in the j , Chinese quarter that he does not report for the paper which he reprc- sents. The staff of a Chinese newspaper consists usually of four persons viz. : ar editor , a sub-editor , a translator , and a printer or pressman. The cd- itor ( and sub-editor are generally the proprietors , and each usually edits onepl half the paper. The translator is a most important person. His duties arc to pick up news around the Chinese quarters , and read carefully the Anierihi ; an daily papers. From these he culls the market reports , accounts of out- rages on Chinese , the passage of any laws or ordinances particularly affecttc ing the Chinese , and any other item which he thinks will interest his connft trymen. These he translates into ChiH nese character.and hands them to the sditor ] for insertion. The editors copy the characters so supplied them with the ordinary Chi nese pen and specially 'prepared ink on what is called transfer paper. The meet of transfer paper is the same size is the paper to be printed. When the aclitor has his sheet of transfer paper filled with characters his labor is done , ind he hands the paper over to the ' printer. . This functionary has a lithographic stone > already prepared , and to it he transfers the characters on the paper. After "setting" the ink on the stone with ! nitric acid and gum he is ready for printing. After passing a wet sponge 5Ver the stone he rolls over it an ink roller , the ink from which only adheres Co the written characters. lie then lays the sheet of paper to be printed on the lone < , placing on top of it a metal * lover. An iron bar is now placed tcross this cover and tightened down by " lever worked by the foot of the oper- itor. ( The frame on which the stone is set is then , by means of a strap and pulul ley : worked by the printer , made to slide under the bar its whole length.UJ The pressure of the bar on the cover fr jauses the impression of the inked char'n icters to be transferred from the stone the paper. The process is repeated cv antil the required number of copies is i'1 orinled. ; Then the stone is cleaned off ta ind smoothed down , and the characters st the other side of the paper are trans- 1J ferred to it , and the printing of the br other ] side of the printed sheets comcl Qiences. One side only of a paper can it printed at a time. A smart printer ov 3an print one side of four hundred is sheets ( in an ordinary working day.th Five working days are required to get ot an edition of one thousand. wi The American and Chinese Commcrth ial News , the latest aspirant for jour nalistic honors among the Chinese , was f ° started by Suey Kee & Co. a little over s' three years ago. Its proprietors inm' tended to revolutionize the Chinese newspaper business in this city , and eniU gaged ' a large staff of reporters , etc. * Their purse , however , was not as large su their ideas , and a year ago they c" gracefully retired bankrupt. The an present proprietors now have the paper m a paying basis , and have a circula- of 700. The title of the paper is ba printed in old Roman text , and above it to r a : representation of a flaming dragon. The papers are printed with black on single sheets of thin white pa , except at Chinese new year , when wa either red j > aper is used or the char acters are printed in red ink on the or- rj dinary paper , red being considered the * ij lucky color among the Chinese. The charge for advertisements is regnu Hinted by the number of characters employed. The price would average bit about 5 cents a word in English , or § 2 per3 A . 1 1 BaaaaaaaaaBBaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aBaaadBBBBaaaaaB for ono inch squaro for ono insertion , g j with a reduction for "ads" running foi % < ' over six months. The advertisement * ' < * j generally consist of notices of sailing days 1 of steamers , notices Issuod by the ' Chineso Six companies , and prlcos ol . ' sowing machines , lamps , firearms , and other commodities which find a rcadj sale among tlio Chinese. Thcso aro in serted by whito merchants. San Frail- I cisco Chronicle. The Caricature Plant. One of the most remarkable plants la the whole vegetable kingdom is that known to botanists as tho Justicia Pictat which has also been woll named "The Caricature Plant. " At first sight it appoars to bo n heavy , large-leafecl plant , with purple blos soms , chiofly romarkablo for the light- yellow centers of its dark-grcon leaves. When ' I first saw this odd plant and was thinking what a sickly , blighted ap- ! pearanco tho queer , yellow stains gavo it , I was suddenly impressed with this fact that the plant was "making faces" at me. And my first impression was correct. < This curious shrub had indeed occupied itself in growing up in ridicu lous caricatures of tho "human faco divine , " until it now stood , covered from tho topmost leaf down , with the queerest faces imaginable. Nature had ! taken to caricaturing. Tho Uesh- oolored < profiles stood out in strong re lief 1 * against the dark-green of the leaves. A discovery of one of these vegetablo marks led to an examination of a sec ond and a third leaf , until all were scanned as closely and curiously as the leaves of the comic papers that form tho caricature plants of the literary king dom. ! dom.What What a valuable plant this would bo for one of our professional caricatu rists to have growing in his conserva- tory ! When an order was sent to him for a "speaking likeness" of some un happy politician , he could simply visit his Justicia Picla with pen aud paper in hand ! , and look over the leaves for a suitable squint , grin , or distorted nose tc sketch from. He could , moreover , affirm with truth that the portrait was "taken from nature. " Cuthbert Col- lingwood , the celebrated mrturalist.says of the Justicia Picla : "One of these plants in the garden of * Gustave Dore would be worth a fortune to him , sup plying ' him with a never-failing fund of grotesque physiognomies , from which he might illustrate every serio-comic ro mance ever written. " I have never heard ' of thy cultivation of the Carica ture Plant in this country ; but botanists tell us that it is a hardy shrub. I think we should be glad to see the funny faces on its leaves. After all the lovely flowers we are called upon to admire. I am sure that a plant evidently intended . _ , * tc make us laugh would receive a warm welcome. Alice May in St. Nicholas. Vegetable Clothing. About two hundred years agothe governor ' of the island of Jamaica , Sir Thomas Lynch , sent to King Charles II. o\ \ England a vegetable necktie , and a very < good necktio it was , although it had grown on a tree and had not been B altered since it was taken from th" tree fl A gentleman who witnessed two na- fl fives manufacturing this lade , thus defl scribes it. A tree about twenty feet fl high > and six inches in diameter , with a H bark ! looking much like that of a birchfl tree , was cut down. Three strips of fl bark ! , each about six inches wide and B eight feet long , were taken from the fl trunk and thrown into u stream of fl water. Then each man took a strio ' fl while it was still in the water , and with fl the point of his knife separated a thin fl layer of the inner bark from one end of fl the strip. This layer was then taken in fl the fingers and gently pulled , where- B upon it came away in an even sheet the fl entire width and length of the strip of fl bark. Twelve sheets were thus taken H from each strip of bark , and thrown fl into the water. fl The men were not through yet , howfl ever , for when each strip of ban * , had H yielded its twelve sheets , each sheet was fl taken from the water and gradually fl stretched sidewise. The spectator could fl hardly believe his eyes. The sheet fl broadened and broadened until from a fl close piece of material six inches wide , fl became a filmy cloud of delicate lace , m over three feet in width. The astonfl ished ! gentleman was forced to confess M that no human made loom ever turned M out lace which could surpass in snowy H whiteness and gossamer-like delicacy H that product of nature. H The natural lace is not so regular in | formation as the material called illti- M sion , so much worn by ladies in sum- | mer ' ; but it is as soft and white , and M will bear washing , which is not true of • • M illusion. In Jamaica and Central M America 1 , among the poorer people it M supplies the place of manufactured M cloth , which they cannot afford to buy ; | and the wealthier classes do not by any M means scorn it for ornamental use. fl The tree is commonly called the lace- M bark tree. Its botanical name is Laget- M linlearia. C. J. Russell , in St. M Nicholas. M BJ | It "Wasn't a Rabbit. S Doctor Well , do vou think the do" H : ? mad when he bit you ? H Solomon Wall , sah , I guess he war M rudder put out by the way he 'ducted M liissef. ; M Doctor No I ' M , don't mean angry ; I mean rabid. M Solomon Oh no , sah , it wa'nt arab- M Fs shuah 'twas a dog , sah Har- M Bazar. M - . s. IBjilaata * . * . a-\ _ fl