l | THE I * . ESI DENT'S MAIL.
1 I.pttcnt from All SortH of Applicants
Bf for Tension or IMhcc Epistles of
H | thu CIilUli on.
M Tlio prustiicnl's mail contains en
m nveriijjo of from 100 to 150 letters a
H di : > * from persons wlrose claims for pon-
B ' sions sire pmitlin buforc. the depart-
H munt. Those people address the chief
, executive in belief , probably , that the
f , .pension oflieo is next door to the white
I I Kiouse , and that tlieirs is the only letter
I ' ho may receive in a week.
Wm About one-half of tltese letters are
H | f * sent to Mrs. Cleveland. The writers
B in such wises are usually the wives or
HI / daughters of the petitioners. Some of
r them bestow upon Mrs. Cleveland such.
, titles as "Her Mejesty , " "Empress"
I ' . and other appellations of rovalu * .
I { Thuro are few of the letters that do not
I I • contain some touches of human nature.
I J They are evidentlv written in the sin-
j cere belief tliat MrCleveland will as-
i sist th'Jin if her svmp ithies can only bo
I i aroused. W.th this object in view a
| great mass of dota Is is set forth in the
I I communication , which , together with
B j obscure chirograph } ' and bad spelling ,
I' ' i makes its understanding a matter of no
m- ' inconsiderable time and labor.
B' It may be said in this connection that
j i neither the president nor Mrs. Clove-
B ; , laud is even aware of I In existence of
B' [ these letters. They are opened by an
B1 ; nnromantic and unsentimentai clerk at
'
B the executive mansion , from whosj
B ' hands tliey fall into the waste-basket
B \ and are never heanl of again.
Bl 'J ho women who adrcss Mrs. Clove-
B I land furnish her with surges- '
Hi ] tions as to the bettor method of
B | | prdSClll' the ' .r claim to the president , I i
W | One of the pla'is which a poriisnl of the | j
B • the lullui'5 show lliatall women hold in .
B | common is for her to wait until Mr. ;
' Cleveland has had liis slipper and then ,
B j when he is enjoying a quiet smoke in the
> ' ; parlor ( s c ) bring the matter to his at-
l l tention. Many of them tell her that
t i llii < is the hour of the dav when a man
is most amenable to argument , and
( Unit thev ( the wr tors ) prefer this as the
, safest time for presenting their own
* requests ,
( The appl cants for pensions who
write to thu president are. as has been
- " ' said , old soldiers , who. like the
fem'n ' ' nc part of the family.
are sadlv delieient in the principles of
| • even an elenuniary education. They'
write , too , in a more vigorous style
than their helpmeets , and their IanP
* guagc is sometimes of so robust a na-
| lure that it , frequently provoke- smile.
I For example , an Illinois man who ait-
f dresses tire president in a letter re-
i ceived to-day says :
• "The pension ollicials tell me to ge.t
' corroborative evidence from some of f
mcomntdes. . I want to tell you that I
I -it is ji hell of a matter to got evidence
I from men who go into an action and
I never • come out auam " and then lie
I • eoiiLiimcs by saving that h s company
I -wetit itslo the W.ldcrncss a hundred [
strong and at the en i of the seven ( lav 's
I ii < ; ltt , heri ! w.'ie but nine of the nin-
I ber who were left to tell the talc *
I Somet.m'S the letters are written by
I children , who b.igin in this lnshlon :
3 "DsarMij. Pim-sidixt : Ijuwa lit-
Bi tie girl only 10 years of age. My papa !
Bl iloes not. know 1 am writing tni * let-
Ml j , ter. If he d d he would no > t perm.t it. '
# >
J v * ' Then follows a pathetic tale of want
I " und m ' ery , tonciiiiiirenouirii in its sun-
pie styie of treat in n , but rendered
[ l do-ibl. o bv the f'tct al the writers
youth and innocence.
Several mouthago one of these
touching miss.ves chanced to reach the
presidents eye. Its simple pleading
'
[ J ' touched a svmpatliet. c cord in liic pes- I
jj ident's heart. Tiie l.ttle miss begged 1
| the retention of htu * father , a repiibli-
| can , on fhe board of medical examiners
j ; : i the JJew England town in which !
. - iheir horn" was located. Slie .said he
j t was very old and d-ini of an incurable
\ t dise.ise. Tiie position paid hnn a sala-
! j } * ry of about 61.-00 a year , and in viw
of the fact that lie could no longer prac
tice his profession the forego nu ; .sum
I was their oulv .sotiree of income. T.io
j letter concluded naively in these words.
, [ "Papa must not know about this. It 1
' must be a secret between you and me.
| Ifyou decide to keep .him mark an X
L on the back of the enclosed postal-card
\f ' and then I w 11 know that you are go-
_ • ing to grant mv wish. "
[ yj ' The pros dent sent the letter and in-
§ ? . * v closure to Coinni ssioner of * Pensions
\ , Black , with this indorsement :
ffiE. * ' -If there are no charges against the
I jr : * " examiner in question you will oblige
sj * me by retaining hiin in his present
& ' position. "
t Gen. Black investi < rateJ the matter ,
* * - - and found that tiie exam ner was not
! < g an old man. l ut , on the contrarv. a
fc- lusty young fellowcarcelyoO \ ears of
[ | P ? ' age. ami tiiat so far from hav n < r "a
\ - little girl only 10 years of age , " he
K jt was not even married.
5 ® The telegraph alter this couldn 't car-
wy * . " rv his dismissal quick enough to h m.
pfe and s nee that time letters from little
. girls who write without their papa ' s
ijf * knowledge are inontiuently destroyed
( " * as "fakes * ' jiure and simple. Wushiny-
V J' * Ion tor. Kew York Herald.
T5" ' A Iliigiriucr ' Society.
Ifr A hugging society for church pur-
| poses is a late novelty in Pleasant
jk- - . View. Nebraska. The society is a
1- ' - pressing necessity. The published I
&t rates for aslra ght iiui ; of two minutes
j * is as follows : Girls under lifteen years ,
" ' . - twenty-live cents ; from sixteen to twen-
J" . t , ty-live. seventy-live cents ; school- [
< inarms forty centeach ; old maids.
Ills three cents each. Each class is fully !
S- , entered , and no one need be disap-
* k\ ] ionted. The preachers arc barro.L
* / * " Gnutfui Republican.
i W H/ ' . ' The Xcwspapi'i" Picture.
§ 1 ; " Am } "D'd you see my picture in tlw pa-
| K - per to-day. dear ? " inqu red aoung
if ? " tr. .veler who had taken quite an inler-
lv * ' 5t > politics , as he came into the
' | | 4. ' house the other evening.
ifjl' -Yes , I did and and M Here she
l e- bta'st into tears.
L "Why. what's the matter ? Why ,
% - - * . co < 'l "idceyou : cry ? "
! i " "Why , Jack. I'm so dissapointed.
jk- ' ' If I Id known vow looked like that
WiX. I'd rcrer havj m'arreidoa. . " Mcrch-
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IVnrrlMon ami tlio Farmer.
Gen. Ifarriaon , during hia month's bo-
joiirn J at the white liou.se , inadu liiinselt
very populiir , Hay II. P. 1'oore. Ho urouo
every morning with tliu Btin. took a long
walk , often roturniiig through the market.
On one of tliewo occnniiiH lie jiurcliiiHcd u
now milch c > w from a neighboring farmer ,
and reuestcd | him to drive it to the presiP
dent'H \ lioiiHe. Tlio i > eneral wiih thero toutn
tend to the niiiinnl , and invited tlio liirnier
to tnko Homu refrcHhmunt , jirocuring a
liowl ot hot coffee , hum and egg * , mid con-
tinned conversation with him about farm-
iiie.
The rarmer , having flninlicd his brenkCJ
fast , remarked to the general : "You have
bought ' < my cow and given mo $2 more than
. I . linked , mid a good breukfaHt heHideu , but
iT it. wouldn't be too much trouble 1 would
like to have u look ut tlio president before
I go. " "I urn the prenidenfc , " remarked
the general. The runner at first looked in-
credulous , having" taken his hospitable
friend for the steward ; but , convinced of
his mistake , with much frankness ob-
served : "Well gonernl , I voted ngainst
von ' ut the election , but I didn't know you
then. "
A Kngo lor Wearing Ulcn'w Clotlicw.
Tliu women of San Francisco are being
seized with the mania or wearing men's
clothes. Thero have been many morn scan-
dais ' of this character lately than have ever
got into the columns of the daily press.
There is something delightfully morbid
aliout reversing one's sex. And llieio are
few things delight fully morbid to which the
women cf San Francisco havenotattained.
Nothing , indeed , shows how fast this gay
young town is becoming old in sin liko
-
Paris , Vienna and IJerlin. The strangest
thing ] about it all is that women invariably
think they nrc disguised when dressed up
as men. Even t lie ingenious Mine. Dudeti
vnnt ( George Sand ) thought to enter a
Trappmt monastery disgui-ed as a young
man. Ifer failure to do this is historic :
"Sir ! " said the porter , gravely , "we do not
permit ladies to enter here. " San Frant
cisco Examiner.
Not IIIh AVlle.
"Has ni } ' Avife lieen here ? " asked a nervj
ous man of a clerk in a Harlem dry goods
stoic. |
' • Tall woman1 '
'
"Yes. "
"lied hair ? "
"Yes. "
"Cross-eyed-
"Yes. " . -
' 'Bonnet on sideways ? "
"V. u "
•
"llought ten yards of silk dress goods and
paid cash for it ? "
"Yes. "
"Did that woman do thib ? "
"Yes. "
"Well , I don't think it could bo Marin , "
and he went out. " Tid-Bits.
' ' ' ' .
A l-WiTiOlIS DK'B'EC'I'IVE.
. James Jackson , the famous state
detective , resides in Sing Sing , and is
generally in attendance at the prison.
His ' duties are to examine carfiilly the 1
face of every convict as he enters , and
to scrutinize every visitor in order to
prevent any discharged convict seeing '
his pals. Occasionally lie has to
make long journeys in pursuit of run-
away { prisoners or to identify crimi
inals convicted in other states. He
never makes a mistake ; if once he \ I
tooks a mann the eye he will know
him under any disguise , as he tells his <
man by the look of his eyes. Once s
an escaped convict had his nose pared
down one-third , but Jackson detected ;
him at once , notwithstanding this re- [
markable change of features. Mr.
Jackson is about 5 feet * S inches ia
height ' , about 35 years old , of light
and sinewy build , with black hair and I
piercing ] black eyes , and is altogether
remarkably ] handsome , lie knows
abent > 10,000 criminals , and it is
simply ! wonderful that he can distin-
guish the features of every one. On
his ' long journeys he eats very moder-
ately J and always takes one Brandreth
pill j at night. When much fatigued by
the jolting of the cars on his tiresome
trips he uses two Allcock's Poms C
Plasters on the sjnall of his back ,
which give him renewed vigor and
quickly relieve him of all weariness.
These are the only two remedies he
nses , and he attributes his vigor and
remarkable health to Allcock's Porus
Plasters and Brandreth's Pills. Sing
Sing ; ( N. Y. ) Daily Register.
A Careful Calculation *
Sweet Girl I like that rocking chair , but *
lam afraid it isn't strong enough to hold
two.
Furniture Man No , miss , these chairs
are very frail , but I thought 3-011 said you
were engaging furniture in advance , so ao
to get my bargain prices.
S. G. Iain. We're not going to house- !
keeping for six or eight months.
F. M. Six or eight months after you are
married ?
S. G. Yes.
F. M. This will be-strong enough , miss.
Tid-Bits
:
A leading real estateagent and private
banker , Mr. Ira Brown. Chicago , 111. , writes i :
"I feel it my duty to say of St. Jacob's Oil
that I lny on my back three months with
rheumatism. I tried it , was cured , and
have never been troubled since. "
Itoiisli on French.
Mrs. B. , a wealthy porkocrat of Chicago ' ,
was in Washington last week on her way
.
to Old Point , and a friend called on her at
her hotel.
"I understand , Mrs. BM " said the caller
during the visit , "that you will be with us
in Washington next winter. "
"Yes , I participate spending the season
here and bringing out my daughter. "
"Ah , indeed ! I didn't know she was old
1enough to come out. "
"Oh , yes ; she leaves school in June , and
we will come here in December. "
"She will not be introduced in Chicago , ,
then ? "
"Oh , no. I think Washington is a much
better place for her to make her debris i ,
because the societ } ' is so much more resor
voir than it is in Chicago. "
Mr. T. J. Murphy , Gl Debavoice Piace ,
Brooklyn , N. Y. , says : "I was afflicted
with sciatic rheumatism and found St.
Jacob's Oil very efficacious. "
Complicated Anger *
.
Gilhooly "You say your wife is in a bad
humor ? "
Pennybunker "Yes.yoii bet she is. "
"What is she mad aoout ? "
"In the first place , she gob mad at the
servant girl , then she got mad at me be [
cause I didn't gt mad at the servant girl , '
and now she is mad at herself , because I
got mad at her because she got mad at the
servant girl. Do j'ou understand ? " -
[ Texas SUtings.
Coughs Axn Colds. Thosevho are suf- [
fering from Couzhs , Colds , Sore Throat , '
etc. , should try Brown's Bronchial.
Troches. Sold only in boxes. Price 25
cts.
I have not loved the world nor the world
me. Byron.
The Omaha Type foundry can furnish '
new newspaper outGta on short notice.
Prices same aa in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha. J
I That $15,000.
I The luck of a Decorian in securing
one-tenth of the Capital Prize in the
March | drawing of The Louisiana State
Lottery is not mythical , as suggested
last week. Following up a clue sesi
cured from outside , a Republican re0i
porter yesterday unearthed the lucky
man. : lie was found to be Mr. D. P.
Hawes , the general traveling agent
and representative in the northwest
of the U. S. Wind Engine & Pump
Company . , Batavia , III. He admitted
that several weeks ago he invested
email sum in tickets in the March
'drawing , and obtained a tenth in the
ticket No. 00(551 ( , which proved the
winning number. This he deposited
' • . is soon as he heard of his good hick
in the Citizens' Bank , of Minneapolis ,
Minn. , for collection , and in due time
received < payment therefor. The procc
needs ; , were immediately invfcstecl in
Minneapolis city property. [ Decorah
l Town ) Republican , April 7.
JMmtrcim Alter Eating , DynpciiKln. Ktc.
Relieved byC.vuTin's Littli ; Liver Pills.
2Zc.
j The crown prince and crown princess or
Sweden are said to be capital actors.
a iiunii sight.
What sadder sight can be imagined than
that < 1 of a noble man , whom tho world can
ill afford to spare , strickon down in the
prime o ! a uieful life by consumption ,
Thousands are yearly filling consumptives'
graves who might be saved by the . timely
use of Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discov-
cry , " which is . a positive cure for consuinp-
tion in its early stages. It is the best al-
lenitive ( and pectoral in tho world. All
druggists.
I Prof. Todd , of Amherst College , is going
.to ( Japan.
1 . -
S * . - 4 $ Confidential advice , to cither I
sex , on delicate diseases. Book 10 cents , '
in stamps. Address , World's Dispensary
Medical Association. GG3 Main street , Buf-
I falo ! , N. Y. I
' Mr , PizybylQwlcz is a factor in politics at
I Leavenworth. Kan. 1
Mali's inhumanity to woman makes '
toiinUcsa ' thousands mourn , would be an
applicable : rendering of Pope's line , in view t
'of the indignities hhehassuffered and pains
undergone at the hands or unskillful p J'-
' sicians and quacks. Naturally hVodcst she
siffers on until forced to consu'lt a physi
cian regarding some female didicnlty which
she well knows is sapping her strength. Ait
this embarrassment can be avoided and a
cure effected by purchasing Dr. Pierce's
"Favorite , Prescription ' ' or your druggist ,
and taking as directed. Price reduced to
one dollar.
The sultan of Morocco allows no smok-
' ing j , in his presence.
J If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
, U , " > cents.
j I John A. Pearson , of Indianapolis , has a
'Bilver j ' dollar of the 1801 coinage.
Snug i.ittlo fortune * *
inny he hnu by all who are sufficiently in-
! telligent and enterprising to embrace the
opportunities which occasionally arc of-
fere\5 them. Ilallett & Co. , Portland ,
Maine , have something new to offer in the
line i of work which you can do Tor them ,
and live at home , whereveryou are located.
Profits immense and every worker is sure
"of over § 5 a day ; several have made over
SHO in a singly day. All ages ; both sexes.
Capital J not required ; you ar > started Tree :
all particulars free. You had better write
to } them at once.
The robin does not tell of spring surer
than ( the carpet beater.
PATENT" * obtained l.y I.ouis r.njrgrr & Co. . At
tornej.sWa--hliiKio. t . Est'd & > ! , Adiico fic-e.
King Kalakaua. of the Sandwich Islands ,
is ' sadly given to drink.
BURNS and Scails arc instantly rontlereil
painless and invariably cured without a scar ,
by the u e of CarIioli * aIv * , the preat : skin
reinedv. " 25 and 50 cents , at Drusr ists or bv
mail. Cole & Co. . Black Iliver Fails ; Wis.
The Hon. Hannibal Hamlin-still walks
miles J daily in all weathers.
"NThen Eabywaa 3icl : , we gave , lier Ca toria ,
'When she was a Child , sho cried for Caatorii ,
"Wlioa one iscamo Miss , sho cicng to Castoriav
Wiea shsliad Children , sho gave them Castoria
Where TTberty dwells , there is my country ,
Benjamin Franklin.
•
BronchitU Is cured bv frequent small doses of
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Tito's Ctu-e for Consumption.
Ever3' man should be his own prohi-
bitionisL
Tlio Public lutcrestcd. ,
• When manufacturers of an article arei
asking the public to consume their wares ,
it is indeed refreshing to know that they ,
are reliably endorsed , as illustrated by the ,
united endorsement of Dr. Harter's Iron
tonic and Liver Pills by the druggists of ,
St. PauL Ij
Footracing is the latest kind. Verily | I
these are times that try men's souls. j i
Delicate Children , Nursing. | }
Mothers , Overworked Men , and for all
diseases where the tissues are wastingawav
from the inability to digest ordinary food ,
or from overwork of the brain or body ,
all such should take Scott's Emulsion of
Pure Cod Lfver Oil with Hypophosphiles.
I used the Emulsion on a lady who was
delicate , and threatened with Bronchitis ,
It put her in such good health and llesh
that I must say it is the best Emulsion I
ever used. " L. P. Waddell , , M. D. ,
Hugh's Mills. S. C.
When a. man abandon's a party in order
to improve it he generallv succeeds.
To get relie7 from indigestion , biliousness ,
constipation or torpid liver without dis
turbing the stomach or purging the bowels ,
take a few doses of Carter's Little Liver
Pills , they will please you.
The Michigan legislature passed a law
for the extirmation of English sparrows.
A Lively Place.
Vailey , Douglas Co. . Neb. , is without
a doubt the liveliest little town in the
state. C. E. Mayne , the boomer of
Omaha , owns the most of the town
and is offering every possible induce-
ment for people to settle there free
lots to those building houses. Big
bonuses to those starting manufac
tories of any kind of business that
gives employment to a number of peo
ple. The population of Valley has
more than doubled in thirty days. It
being the junction of two railroads
and situated in the finest and most
densely populated part of Douglas
County , and having C. E. Mayne for
her godfather , Valley is bound to make
a city. Any one desiring information
can write to the Bank of Valley , Val-
ley , Douglas Co. , Neb.
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oTnync X'alut ITfuiuirncturliis ; Co.
This establishment started less than
ft year ago by C. E. Mayne is now one
0I the largest manufacturing concerns
in ; ] Omaha. They make paint of all
shades and colors , superior to any
other kind lhat is sold , and at onec
half , the usual price. We would recomn
mend druggists and paint men through-
out ; Nebraska to send for samples and
price : lists which are furnished free upon
application. Address , The Mayne
Paint Manufacturing Co. , 21C0 Izard
St. , Omaha , Neb.
I had rather be right than bo president.
Henry Clay.
Any Aclio or i'aln Relieved by Cartor'B
Smaiit Wked and Bku-adonna Backache
Pi. a steks.
Sir Arthur Sullivan was cordially ret
ceived by Bismarck when he visited Berlin ,
The Omaha Typj foundry can furnish
new ( newspaper outfits on short notice ,
Prices sanie as in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
_
Oiler Testeii
Mrs. A. M. Dauphin , Philadelphia , has
done a great deal to make known to ladies
there the great valuo of Mrs. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound , as a cure Tor their
troubles and diseases. She writes as fol-
lows : "A young lady of this city while
bathing was thrown violently against tho
life ' ' line and the injuries received resulted iu
an ovarian tumor which grow and en
larged until death seemed certain. Her
physician finally advised her to try Mrs.
Pinkham's Compound. She did so and in
n short time the tumor was dissolved and
,
she is now in perfect health. I also know
of many cases where the medicine has been
of great value in preventing miscarriage
and allevating the pains and dangers of r
childbirth. ] Philadelphia ladies appreciate
the worth of this medicine and its great
value. "
Sent by mail in Pill and Lozenge form
on 1-i.ceipt. of price , fl. Mrs. Pinkham ,
Lynn , Mass. Also iu liquid form , all at
Druggists. ,
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R-2 * S/ & TJiermitlsm , Lnultja , N < Sa Kjflv I
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Bo- jp-y ths Chest and ell Aches aaa&trkins. p. j '
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AVlicn Hii.ior-rxc ; ! corner like n foe.
To 'ii the Ptrcnsth of 1ik1i ! " " ' • low. . ;
Uv itav the stroi.Kest nerves lo .shake ,
IjiifKht ! 1 kecji the liniin awake ;
I.ptiiiM.iiPulnpau.iyinrrrief.
For TA Kit VNT'S SKI.TZER l > rln3 relief.
ETKK , WlMJr tVATEUanil l.U.KTXINO I' 0 ° J
illsi j 1 flooring j
for r.ny kind ot Cityor i'ura I uHilIiic .
"Write for teetimomals from your State. AQt.rcc3
JOii'KI IK \ JU.oriMi V.O. . Ciiiclnunil , Ohio l
W1 Piso's P.t'mfviy for Cptarrh itho EkI
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nhotit aOl" r-"qnct-5 tvu-h i--hp eorn-spnii'IeiitJ.
Vo eh.irce for nilrorti-im. Tiliilol-1-mo-itlis for Hie.
s.Ter. Addi tbs 'I'us foaisESPtihUExr , CuiL-innaU.Oliio.
, * -v s tcof A MONTH Tor * 2 1.KLIAI5LK
Jfj Sl B. Yonn : Hcu O or Liiilics ,
; , * ? % P 5rfl Tei'-lier- • srnden'8 In each cnnty.
I -y < 'iay i . W.xiKr.T.T.i : , v CO. . Chk-apo. IIS.
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tf t RBIIBS * and r Iini > ilno Habit Turd in 5 3 to
j WH&yntlSS S : da\s. TCil i-t. . lollOiutieiib-riuel
j fciru dt ifu laaJlpsits. Dr. Harsh , Quincy.Hich.
? § "KOETHAI DSia1Tr "Ia7 hir.
J .s ltuations procured 11 pupils irlicn competent.
I T mi. U > z cireUa.j . G. CHAFFEE. Oswcko , X. " "
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,1 j ItTM S lojfl'd 3 § H. ( J. Send fur Circular.
i ie * & * to 58 a daySamples T7orth S1..W FREE. Lines
XLSJ not under the horso'i feet. Write Brewstor
' "l w Safety Rein Holder Co. , Holly , Mich. |
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If / ii BSHSfi M orphlue Habit Cttredln 19 -
RH BlslSa to ao days. Kouay till Curd. V ,
tjCfU u QIiS uc j. jsrerurxs. Lcuaaoa. Oula.
W. N. U.rOi nilia - 3(51-11) ( .
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TIIE SUCCESSFUL REMEDY FOR
CATARRH I
I luivc used Ely's Cream It mi do mucli trouhlcil
Ilnlm nut ] comliIirin8-U with ralnrrh It acrlousl/
cured. I Miillcrodaiytriint nffeclt-d my volc " . Ono
from cnlnrrh nnd ratnrrhliotllu of Ey' : Cream
nl lieidaclie. mid th'i In Halm did the work. .My
the IImi remi-dy thai afVolwl
Volwl . .
f .r.led lasting relief. I ) . v . i..wn..r fully a rcntorcd.-II. m I'n-itur
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* -llcjW- , ' ' .
Church , l'nlla I'a.
For 13 year * I wai an- - .
, -or cllt ) yearg i | lnv0
noyed with catarrh. c1)ct.n a gurfCrer irom ca.
* ere pain In my hcail , dh- .
,
arrll Artcr usUxK KIy.s
charges into my tlsru.it
Crealn llaUn for su
mid - l.rcnth.
miplen-tnnt
k r icjlPvt * myself
.My HeiiRU of smell was . . .JV-V
- * li 1. n i.ioit u-ree-
iiiin-n , Im. aired. 1 hoic % \ 1 ' rl c , , edy - .lo /eph
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CaVc. J' ' ' S ? ' " ! " - ' - ' ru"k' ' V'
. , . . n o te. . ; ' • '
Hioadway.X.Y. '
I was cured by Ely's
1 have heen a Rrcat sufCream Halm ; win trou-
fercr from dry catarrh Med with chronic catarrh.
for many years. Ely's RatlicrliiR In my head.dlf-
Cream Halm complciclv ilnilty In lirontlilnj ? " ' '
cured me M..I. I.ally. : U discharges from my ears.
AVocMlwunI J Avenue , XJoC. . .1. Cm-liln. Jttl Chest-
ton. Mass. InutSt. , l'hlladelph.a.
ELY'S \ mUM BMM
Ik not a liquid , muff or pouxler. Api > ! i l into
the nostrils it tptick ty absorbed. It cleanse * the
h'ad. Allays iiijlumiwtti oii. Jlenh the sores ,
Jtetore * the senses of luiteand smell.
CO cents ut Drtuju' ; hy mail ' , ref/Meml ,
< 7f > cents.
ELY BROTHERS. Dnugls's , Owego. . . . Y ,
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OIAHA J j TIPE FOONDRY
NEWSPAPER j OUTFITS
Furnislica ' on Sliorf IVolice 5'rons
Omaha al UIiivi 'o a rice .
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HW OR SECOl-HAffl GOODS
CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED.
OMAHA i TYPE FOUNDRY.
Omaha , Nob * . 12th and Howard.
Ii # TREATED FREE. * 3
YA\o treated Dropsy and its coinplie-ttiom with tl c
mo t wonderfulMKfw-s ; u- < ' \ejet.itl 'U'im.lle fiui'-
ly li.u-mles . Ki-nio\e all s-jniptonn ofdrop-y im Uht
to twenty days , euro lutlrntH pmnominil Impel- • ' > '
tlielic-torpli ' % > IeUnKioin the lli > lO .vt > tlic-ym | > toi.is
rapidly disappear , nnd in ten days at least tno tlniiUu *
all symptomsaieremovid.
Some nuv cry hmnliujwithout CnowIriK anytnlr.s
about it. Itcmcmberit doe not ct joii nintliii : to
reaho the merit of our treatment for joui ulf. Wo
aro constantly cttrinK i e of lontr * taiidiiiTmiis
thath-neheeii tapped a number of times and the pi-
tient declared unable to li\ . • a wick. Gi\e u full In | < > i .V
of ea e , name.aw.ex. . how lonjr uflllrteil. Ae. hend f.n-
tree jiainpIilft.contaiuinRtiMniionials. Temla\sjre.it
ment furnNhe.1 FREE hy " > ad. If jolt order tii.ilM-iul
IO centsin > tamps to pay postaRp. Kpiiepsy r < > jm.sI
lively cured. ( RTJIentioiitliisuaKi. )
H. II. CUEEV & SONS , JI. lis. ,
2 0 , Jlariett.i Street. Ati-ANTA. u *
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A NEW CALIOGIfAPII.
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Never Used-Capital and Lower Case Letters.
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VESTEKX NEWSI'Al'EK IJKaOX ,
O.M.MIA. : : : * rAi-
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STEEL PENS
! GOLD MEDAL PARIS EXPOSITION 1S73.
Kos. 303-404-I70-G04. ,
TH3 MOST PERFECT 0 ? PENS. '
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Kl.cumatKm , IVeiiralBla. Ulnrtclrr nn.I Kli-
ne v lit eaici ' rt < i l"t hi : A 1. /-.I r " > / • • ' ' ' '
J/iT/f kl'hi IFif. l. 'uaraiiti'd to tl HI . r . ii
lefoiided. Take no other nx.liein.lor sale lij all
Druir-'ists. Ono Dollar for laise bottle l' .erereuLe.anj-
one in St. Joseph , Missouri. In'vrmation tree.
Dr. A. V. ISai.c * . TCcttirii.c To. ,
Snint .ro ej.h , 5ZiM oUrl.
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TmWl'fl. Elean * OrRaii" * forT3 ( . T > onot f.i.l * • >
vrltfus forca aloutan i pi lees 11'ih.ir lti : . > s.
Sr .loSHMI. Mo. Iheoldes" mid aTp'-t Music lIou- " ( .
on the Mlssiuurl KiYer and cheapest in America.
CHICHESTER'S ENGL-ISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS
The Original and Only Genuine.
.Safeandnlways Iteliable. Hewareotrorthps ! Iimt.i-
itous. Ijiduuk your DrujruNl forMt"lilflic.tcr'i
KnslUli" and take no other , or melo e ic. istamps ; to
us for particulars in letter by r el urn mull. i.oiE
I'APZE. CIII < ' K > TKlf CIIIZMIt'AI. CO. ,
2SISMH.II.on S.iunre. I'lilluilu. I' .i.
Sold , by l rusr2l t e.ery where. Asfe for • 'Clilphr-
t ra iiellihn i'cinijrojul 1111 * . Tale no other *
l\n m JP * ff A po'ltire curmi i a.
ON 1 H S * tH No Pinner No l'n. ! C.
fi = it.Hst5fciHBB i ay.ir , ilarslialitowa.lOTTt.
ra * " J f N J * * . ThoFISnEIiNDSnCKERl3-n-rr. t.rpTonf , aacl will t-ffp yon drr In
M ijlT'etirm _ * om\a ttio hardest itn-ia. Tho nrwl'OMJIEL SLICKEBIs a rrf' ndins coa : . rd
FH 4 /\U T3lJ ft Wi * coTers the entires-iddlr. Bcwarocrimitations. Nonccfnnine-srlthout tL "Fiia
K A y Rfi' Brand" trade-mart. IHcstratfd Catalo ao fre . A. J. Toyer , Uoaton , Hatg. (
fo ? [ Infants and © hildren ,
"Cagtorlaiatjorrelladaptedtochadrenthat 1 Ccstsrfa cnrc3 Colic , ConstipatlM , j '
recommend it a3 Buperior to aDyprescriptioa I Sour Stomach , Diarrhraa , Eructation. I
feaOTTOtome. " H. A. Ascher , M.D 8 w . ormSi 've3 e P. ans * promoteo dl-
111 So. Oxford St. , Brooklyn , n. y. | Without injurious medicatloc.
Tub Centjiub Coiouxy , 182 Faltoa Street. N.T.
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mn.yiji.i ii"1"1 " * - " " ' " ' " uujiu.m.u "ii iiniii i i i | | nwrfmii
Why did the Women
of this country use over thirteen million cakes of
Procter & Gamble ' s Lenox Soap in 1886 ?
Buy a cake of Lenox and youwill soon understand why.
Mii" ' , n f - . - i.ti' j..i.i'i ; a
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Tho treatment of ninny thottannilH of wises I
of those chronic weaknesses and distrwwinjf
iiilmeuts peculiar to fcmalce , at the Invalids'
, Hotel ] and Siirj 'ical Institute , Iluiriilo , N. 1. ,
hits afforded n vast experience in nicely ailapt-
ing j and thoroughly testlnfr remedied for tho
euro of woman'a peculiar nialitdleri.
lr. I'lorco'M Favorite a'rescrlptloit
ig ; tho outgrowth , or lx-Hiilt , of thla * ; reut and
valuable o.vpcrlence. Thousands of teatlmo-
nhtls , received from pntlents and from phyal- '
ciiuiB J wlio luivo tented it in the more ukktu-
vated and obstlnato coses which had hallled
their skill , prove it to Iw the most wonderful
remedy ever devised for tho relief and euro of
BUtrerlnir I women. It is not recommended ana
"cure-all. " hut as it most perfect Speeilla for
woman'H peeiiliat * iiilincnt.s.
Ah a powerful. iuv.Kor.itlntr tonic ,
it , Imparts etrciiKtli to tho whole Bjetem ,
nnd to tho womb and its appendages In
particular. For overworked , • • worn-out , "
\ 'run-down , " debilitated teachers , milliners ,
dressmakers , seamstresses , "fihov-tfirls | , " house-
keepers , mirsiiiK' mothers , nnd leHrte women
generally. Dr. I'ieree's Favorite l'lescrlption
is i the K'eatcst earthly boon , Iwlnjf luietiualed
nsanappetizinfi : eordlal and restorative tonic.
* Ah a soothing ami ritreitKlheiiiiisr
nervine , "Favorite l'rescriptio.i" is tine-
( Mialcd and is invaluable in allaying and 8110-
duhiff nervous oxcltsibility , irritability , ex-
J haustion , prostration , hysteria , spnsms anu H
other distressintr , nervous symptoms com- §
monly i attendant upon functional and orpuiiu
diseaso it of tho womb. It induces 1 efrcsliliiff
sleep and relieves inontal anxiety and do- MM
spondency. H
, ,
i Br. I iorcc . Fai-orlto Prescription H
ii is a legitimate medicine , L-arefully H
compounded i by an exiicrieiieeil aud.flkill.11l H
physician i , and adapted to woman's delicate H
onraiiizatiou. It is purely vegetable in ite H
composition Ji J nnd perfectly harmless in its H
effects i in any condition of the system. For M
morniwr i sickness , or nausea , from whatever H
cause < aripiiuf. weak etomaeh. indiirestion , dys- H
pepsiu and kindred symptoms , its use , iu small B
doses ' , will prove very beneficial. H
• 'Favorito I'rcticriplion J' in apoul- Mm
tive euro for the most complicated and ob- H
stinate eases of leiicorrhea , excessive llnwiiifr , H
pahtful mcu-struntiou , tiniiatur.il suppressions , MM
prolapsus , or faliir ! ! ! of the womb , weak/back. Mm
" ieniale weakir Sb , " nntevcrsion , retroversion , ' H
bearinjj-down sensations , chronic congestion , B
inSamuiatioii and tilccratirai of tiie womb , in-
ilninmation , pain r.nd tenderness in ovaries , m
accompanied with " internal heat. - _ x m
Am a rcsn.a.or and promoter or fH * 1 M
i tou.tl action , at that critical period ot taiaV < \
from irirlhood to womanhood , 'l-avonteSL /
scription" is a perfectly safe remedial a 4 J M
and can produce only Rood results. . # > p |
enually ellieaciotis and valuable 111 its eiwts HH
when taken for those disorders and derafutc- HH
ments incident to that Inter and most cnUcul J
period , known as "The Change of Lite. -
"Favorite E rcacriptioii , " when taken W
in connection with the use of Dr. 1'iercos H
Golden Medical Discovery , and small laxative m
doses of Dr. Pierce's Purgative Pellets l.ittlo m
Liver Fills ) , cures Liver. Kidney and 1'ladder m
diseases. Their combined use also removes m %
blood taints , and jibolishes cancerous aud H
scrofulous humors from the system. H
• • Favorite X'rescnptioii" is the only W
medicine for women , sold by druggists , 11 ndor M
a positive guarantee , from the manu- j H
facturers , that it will give satistaction in every H
case or money will Imj refunded. Tlnsguaran- W
tee has been printed on the bottle-wrapper. W
and faithfully carried out for many years. H
• Large I ottlcn (100 ( doses ) $1.00 , or nix MM
. bottles lor $5.00. mmu
For large , illustrated Treatise on Diseases of W
j ( Women (1 ( ) pages , paper-covered ) , send * en H
cents in stamps. Address , Mm
j j j World's Dispensary Medical Association , .
GG3 Blain St. , BlIFFAJLOj N. IT. H
W12ARD OIL I
:
/S & Mrg X * / 'Tr/a- mmm
Have been enjoyed by the citizen3 of nearlr every H
town anil citvin the US.ana lliouinniJsof peoplu Wt
can testily to tho vroinlu-rful hcallnt ; power ot * Hj
, Hamliirs Wizard Oil *
it Cures Ncuralrjta , Toothach2 , H
. Headache. Catarrh , Croup. Sore Throat , M
l RHEUBfflATISRfl.
Lame Eack , Stiff Joints , Sprains , Bruises , 1
1 Burns , Wounds , Old Sores zna mM
All Aches and Pains- M
The many testimoninN roeelvMl by tw mores than * H
prove nil " wo claim lor thl valuable remedy. It * * H
not only relieves tuo most bevere pains , but ' M
i if Gui'85 You. Thai's fhe idea ! gfM
For sale by all Dnijrclsts. rriec. CO cont pet1 Wmm\ \
. mailol free to everybody.
bottle. Our Pont. Uoou MAW *
' Address WIZARD OIL COMPANY. CHICAGO , | M
M okiy trdb 1
tftnpM Will purify tbe BLOOD roanlato H
r > 3al24S tho LIVER ant KIDNEYS na. ' jmWmW\ \
Wr PA ItFCTonr tho HEALTH and VIO- B
Y S ! * PL OR of YOUTH D.rbpei.sin.Want < AmmW
V WiSi A of Appetite. inilictr > t > on.Ijickof H
& $ ifiSK Strength and Tired Feeling ab- H
v S-Xk aolutclr cur- < lKotes. . raus.- j * * * H
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g' S cles and uirves rereive ne H
* < ( j&2 . for e. > nliven < thnmiuu * * * H
* iSa Power. * * * *
> u and vifpliJJrain H
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ , ZC SufforiDK from com laintn j * * * * B
H FA O fl E Si t > * c" ' > " totlieir rr-z will Iind mmmm
rONTCa - feaad * .pee < Ir un. . G-vfsacJfar.hcal- l * * * > H
fhyco-nplpnon. Fre.nnt ] attpmf t at coiinterleit- I H
inKonlyatld totbe rnpul riiy of the cntrmal. Ijo 1 * * * * H
cot experiment . t the OcjGlNiL and B > .3T. * * * H
a Dr. HARTEFc" ; LIVER PI'-LS V H
* "Cnrs Constipation Ltvr Comolaint and SICKf. m m M
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i' Tl Tlache. Pscip'i ; Hznc and Drrnro BooUCf T r r H
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Address : DB. HARTER. Medical Co. , St. Leafs H
Tho Grant Hurssry e7 H
tx 200ImportedRroodGlares H
/fS S . 01 Choicest Families. H
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S0O to 4UU I.HJ'OItXEO AN.VUAL.r.Y HM
* rom Frtncall recorded ltbxt < > ndrd pfdism-j In tb AmmmMt
Perchrron Stud lks. . Tbe Percheron is tha only draft AWAWm
brerd of Franc * posmainfr a tud book thxt has th H
mpport and endorseraent of the. French CoiemmtnL H
S nd for 1 0-piso CaUlOTQe , illcntrations by KotM AmmmM
lio .ur. M.W.DUNHAM , B
Wav.e , DuPage Co. , Illinois * H
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