The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, January 20, 1887, Image 7
26,587.335 Warner's SAFE Cure Sold to Dec. 27 , 1886. No Other Remedy in the World Can Pro duo e Such a Record. Thlo wonderful FUOCCBS of "Warner's SAFE Cure" is duo wholly to the real merit oE the Bernedy. For a longtime It has been JCKGAltDEJt jtY Tilts HIGHEST ME1HCAL AUTHORITIES AH THE ONLY HI-ECIFIC FOR KIDSEY , LIVER JAZ > vittifAiiY DISEASES AND FEMALE COMPLAINTS. Thousands of people owe their life and health to "Warner's SAFE Cure , " and wo can produce 100WtO TESTIMONIALS to that effect. Ilend the following and note the large number of bottle * distributed. We guarantee these flgnree to > o correct , as our sales-books will prove. BOSTON - - 1,149,122. * , , , . CAPT. W. D. ROBINSON ( U. S. Marine Insp. , Buffalo. N. Y. ) , in 18S5 was Buffer ing With Jl BEIN HUMOR LIKE LEPROSY. .Coald not sleep ; was in great AGONv. For two yearn tried everything without bone- f fit. Was pronounced incurable. "Tvren- I ty bottles ol Warner's SAFE Cure COM PLETELY CURED UK. and to-day I am * strong and well. " ( Feb. 5. 1885. ) FRQYIMGE , - - 171,929. , EX-GOV. . G. AL.VORD ( Syracuse , N. Y. ) , in 1884 : began KUN.NING DOWN with GENERAL DKBILITY , accompanied with a scnso of weight in the lower part ol the body , with a feverish sensation and a general giving out of the whole organism. WOB in 8KKIOU3 CONDITION , confined to hia bed much of the time. After a thor ough treatment with Warner's SAFE Cure he says : "I am COMPLETELY IIE- fcTORED TO'HEALTH by its means. " PflBTLMI ) , HE , - - 441,105. MAJOR 8. U. ABI50TT ( Springfield , Mo. ) . I in 1871 was afflicted with LAME BACK , RHEUMATISM AND KIDNEY TROUULE. Con- fc suited the very best physicians in San Francisco , and visited all the mineral * springs there. Took a health trip to the ! Ne\v England States , but for seven years i SUFFERED CONSTANTLY from his malady , ' which had resulted in BRIGHT'S DISEASE. AfterusinRn.couple dozen bottles of War ner's SAFE Cure and two of SAFE Pills , ho wrote : "My back and Kidneys are WITHOUT PAIN , and. thank God , I owe it all to Warner's SAFE Remedies. " BAL OP m EM. , - 44U53. MRS. J. T. RITCILBY (52 ( ( ! 41 h Ave. . Louis ville , Ky. ) , wart a confirmed INVALID FOR ELEVEN YKARS , just living , and hourly KXPECTIKO DEATH. Was confined to bed ten inontliri each year. Was attended by the BEST PIIYMCIANS. Herlef t side was PAIIAL.YZED. Could neither e.it , bleep , nor enjoy life. The doctors said she was troubled with FEMALE COMPLAINTS ; but eho was satisfied her kidnejs were affect ed. Under the operation of Warner's SAFE Cure sho posted a LARGE STONE or calculus , and in Nov. , 1885 , reported , "Am to-diiy AS WELL AS WHEN A GIHL , . " BEWIOBK STATB , - 3,870,773 , , , ASK YOUR FIIIENDS AM ) NEIGHBORS ABOUT JS THE MOST POPULAR REMEDY EVER DISCOVERED. era AUD , EX-GOV. K. T. JACOB ( Westport , Ky. ) was prostrated with severe KIDNEY TROUBLE and lest 40 pounds of ilesh. Alter a thorough treatment with War- ner'H SAFE Cure ho icporte , "I have GIMNMf , - - 873,667 GEN. JT D. WALLEN (144 ( Madison Ave. , New York ) , BCAKCULT ABLK TO WALK two blocks without exhaustion , and , having lost Il-wh heavily , bean the use of War ner's SAFE Cure and says : "I was MUCH IIKNEFITED by it. " BAL. QHIP , STATE , - 633,158. COL , . JOSEPH H. THORNTON. ( Cincin nati , O. ) in 1885 reported thathisdaujh- ter was very much prostrated ; had PAL- IMTATION OK"THE niART , intense PAIN IN THE HEAD , nervous disorder and CATARRH OF THE BLADDER. She lost fifty-five pounds. Othor remedien failing , they began the use ol Warner's SAFE Cure , SAFE PILLS and SAFE NERVINE , nnd within three months she had gained fifty pounds in iveightand wasiiESTOREDTo GOOD HEALTH. That was throyears ago , antl she is still in as GOOD health us ever in her life. Col. Thornton , himself , was cured of CHRONIC DIAKRHCE.V of eighteen years standing , in 1881 , by Warner's SAFE Cure. SODTH5RN STATES , - 3,534,017. C. JI. ALLEN ( Leavenworth , Kan. ) , son Edwin , two years of age , tifllicted with BXTREME CASE OF BlSIGHT'S DISEASE , and the doct rs GAVE imi UP. By the ad vice of the doctor's wife , began the use of "Warner's SAFE Cure , and after taking seven bottles ho is PERFECTLY WELL and has had no relapse. CASH : : 1,467-824 , - , USTEEL PENS I < Leading Nos. : 14,048,130,135 , 333,161. v For Sale by all Stationers. 55 THE ESTERBROOK STEEL PEN CO. , Works : Camden , X. J. 26 John St. , Hew York. - PAYSUis FREIGHT 5 Ton Wagon Scales. Iron Lexers St l KtiiloK' , Brui Tare Beam and Beam Box tor KTf rr Ii Sc ie. Kor frre prlc Hit mention thi * pipfr and juWretj lOttS OF BIRCHAMTOH , BINGHAMTON , N. Y. to SO J day. Ritnples worth SIM FREE. Lines $ § not nn r tue hor - ' < fecf. Write Brewsler Safety Rain Holder Co. . Holly , Mich. % UTCn For the > e e-tand Be-trcll- AH i CSJ Ins book e er pnUished. For turmi ei-culars tddrcsi ATIOSAL Tea Co. Cblcajo PEHHSILVAHIi , 1 , 1,218. F. MAYER (1020 ( N. 12th St. , St. Louis , Mo. ) , afllicted with TIRED KKELI.VGS , dizzi ness and pain across the back , and lost appetite. Was eallovr and care-worn all the time. The doctors failing , he began , the use of Warner's SAFE Cure , and re ports , "I FEKt , LIKE A FIGHTING COCK. " CHICAGO. - - 2,808,693 . , , , , Mil. R. BROWN (2221 ( Woodward Ave. , Detroit , Mich. ) injured hia back from a FALL. . Was confined to his bed six. weeks. The fall injured liis KIDNEYS , producing intense suffering. Warner's SAFE Curo IIESTOUED HIS KIDNEYS to their natural condition , and he writes : I am now eighty years of age , SMART AXD ACTIVE. " DETROIT , - - 816946. MRS. THOS. SCHMIDT ( Wife of the Vice- Coneul of Denmark. G9 Wall St. , Non- York ) reported thatherlittleson , after an attack of DIPHTHERITIC SORE THROAT eight years ago , was afllicted with Bright's Dis ease in advanced form ; by the advice of Gen'l Christiansen , of Drexel , Morgan < fc Co. , Bankers , New York , she prescribed Warner's SAFE Cure , with the consent of the physicians , and reports , "the physi cians say that ho will be PEKFECTLY WELL. " MLffAUKEE - - 458,894. , , . . MISS Z. L. BOARDMAN ( Qnechee , Vt. ) . in May , 1882 , began to BLOAT , thence came BTOMACHTiiounLE , terribleHEADACHES.nnd finally the doctor's opinion that it was BUIOIIT'S DISEASE , and IKCUIIABLU. Event ually she became nearly blind , pro nounced by the doctors to be the LAST STAGE of Bright's disease. After having been under treatment by Warner's SAFE Cure for ONE YEAR , she reported , ' ' 1 AM AS WELL AS ANY ONE. " MllWEgO.A. . - - 648,017. HON. N. A. PLYMPTON ( Worcester , Mass. ) , in May , 1880 , was prostrated by GRAVEL. Under the operation of War ner's SAFE Cure alone he PASSED A LARGE BTONE , and subsequently wrote , "I have had NO RECURRENCE of my trouble since Warner's SAFE Cure CURED ME. " BAL N f STATES , , , - 1,167,149 , ST. LOU S , - - 1,530,527. CAPT. GEO. B. WILTBANK , (919 ( Spruco St. , Phila. . Pa. ) , prostrated in Central America , with Malarial Fever , caused by congestion of Kidneys and Liver. DE LIRIOUS part of the time. LIVER EN LARGED one-third. Stomach badly af fected. Could HOLD NO FOOD ; even water was ejected. Dsin : ; less than a dozen bottles of Warner's SAFE Cure he writes. "I was COMPLETELY CURED. " EMSAS CiTY , - - 717,860 , MRS. ( PROF. ) E. J. WOLF ( Gettysburg , Pa. , Wife of the Ed. of the Liltheran Quarterly ) , began to decline with Pulmo nary Consumption. ( Over 50 per cent , of all cases of Consumption are paused by diseased kidneys. ) DESPAIRED or LIVIXG. After a thorough course of treat ment with Warner's SAFE Cure , sho writes , "I AM PERFECTLY WELL. " BAL. S J , Si'ATfJS. - 746,789. EX-SENATORTJ. K. BRUCE ( South Caro lina ) , after doctoring for years for what he supposed was MALARIA , discovered he was afllicted with SUGAR DIABETES , and having obtained no relief whatever from his physicians , he began the < use of War ner's SAFE DIABETES Cure , and he says : ' 'My friends are astonished at tny im provement. " FRAMSCO , - 1,242,946. J. Q. ELKINS ( Elkinsville , N. C. ) suffered for ten years from GRAVEL , which at tacked him EVERY six MONTHS. He lost 45 pounds in three mouths , and his strength was NEARLY GONE. After a thorough use of Warner'sSAFEDiABETEa Cure lie reports , "lam AS WELL AS 1 EVER WAS , after using fourteen bottles. " BAL PACIFIC COAST - , , 132,316. Testimonial ire publish is genuine. "Write to tlio F testators * enclosing : stump lor reply , and learn , for yourselves. Tares Among1 the Wheat , Tlio feminine world. ] ik j the mtw cuSine , has it's tarus nuiong the wheat. " Thus cries I ho coimtoss of Jcr > oy in no uncertain tone. When , " s\w \ contin ues , "the electricity which SD rapidly develops the pfirl nutr.ro of to-day in- sp'res true suul wise elements , a new force for good is set moving in the world , which generations yet unborn will bless ; hut the germ to ho unfolded is uot always one of price there some times spr > n s therefrom a noxious licrh , hearing , too , iu itself the poison ous seed.after its kind. Thence ar ses the woman whose sole idea is notorie ty , who must be a city sot on a. hill at no matter what cost , who will .speak words which should never he heard , write hooks which should never be read , and meddle with subjects which vitiate her whole nature , hucausc she has not sufilc ent intellect to make : i name for herself in higher paths , and the alter natives before her are audacity or ob scurity. She v/ould rather stand in the pillory than sit behind a spinning- wheel. She is not the peculiar product of this or any other age. She has been always with us , o"V to-day there are perhaps more vo . * to egg Ifcr on , and more weapons ready to her hand. The great lesson of three hundred years ago was the responsibility for human thought. The lesson of to-day is the responsibility for human action. Wom an has a treble responsibility respon sibility to herself , responsibility to her family , responsibility to the communi ty at large. There remains a large class of women in England who , though not compelled to work for their broad , are no longer content to fritter away their lives. The whirl of society , a few superficial accomplishments , and a lit tle idle reading fail to satisfy them. They also want something to do , and therefore add to their lives politics , study , and numerous schemes for bene- litting their fellow-creatures. Though the multiplied associations started for the last-named purpose are occasional ly more advantageous to the characters of their promoters than to the objects of their beneficence , on the whole the j good done overbalances the mistakes. j It would be hard to deprecate the uni versal epidemic or energy because from time to time the pot boils over and scalds a few fitters. It is a truism to say that where the cultivation of the in tellect or the improvement of the com munity lakes the place of home duties naught but evil can result. Reformed Convicts. "You would hardly believe it , but many of our "boarders' desire to re main , even after their terms have ex pired , " said one of the keepers of the Kin < rs count } ' penitentiary to a Brooklyn Eagle reporter. "Long-term prisoners of both sexes in time learn to love their 7x3 feet cells. For instance , in the fe male department , we have two or three life prisoners. These have become so accustomed to the rules aud regulations of prison life that I hardly think they v/ould escape if an opportunity * was of fered them. As you see. they have dec orated and furnished their cells , anil have evidently made up their mind that they have come to stay. And then there is another class of prisoners who , knowing that they would be unable to earn an honest living outside , prefer to remain here where tiiey receive good treatment and enough to cat. Said a prominent Brooklyn police of ficial : "I have long contended that a home should be provided for ex-convicts , where they could go when released and earn an honest living. Such a home could be established on the outskirts of Brooklyn , New York , or any other large city. The men. and in fact the women , could be employed in manu facturing industries , and thus be free from the blackmail levied by their fellow-convicts. " "How blackmail ? " the reporler ask ed. "I-will tell you. Convicted felons desiring to reform often travel many miles from the scenes of their cr mcs. They are unable to obtain work unless they suppress the fact that they have been in prison. I know many instan ces in which convicts , having settled in southwestern city where they were leading an honest 1 fe , have been track ed and exposed by fellow convicts. Such men have been compelled to pay heavv blackmail , or else bu exposed and d'sgraced. In case a man , an ex- convict has been leading a straight life for five years in a town where he has made fr ends and new associations it is rather hard that he should be compell ed to lose everything simply because at one time in his ex'stence'he has been crooked. Men of this stamp who have been exposed give up all hope and re turn to their former life. " A Pernicious Practice. "Why don't you wash yourself occa sionallyaskdd a Jersey City man of a filthy-looking tramp. "I refrain from bathing from purely san tary reasons , " replied the Son of Kest , haughtily. "Indeed ! What are the reasons ? " "I have read that the Anglo-Saxons through excessive bathing have added sixty new cutaneous disaases to the list of ills that flesh is heir to , and I have determined to frown upon such a per nicious practice. Thank you for the nickel , sir. Good-dav. Tid-Uits. Quite Sure She Was Right. "Who was that tall gentleman your daughter was walking with last even ing , Mrs. Wiggins ? " "I don't know exactly , but he's a lit erary man and lives in Chicago. I know he must be well off too , for he knows snch a lot about nice horses. " "Are you sure he's a literary man ? " "Oh ! yes , he said he was a bookmak er. " Chicago Ledge1- . They Were Ambitions. Yes , " said the old man. "my sons arc verv ambitious , and they are get ting along well. One is the captain of a tow-boat , and the other is a physic an , and each is tryaig to see which can make the most monev. " "Ah ! " said the listener , "a sort of heal and tow match , as .t were. " Boston Courier. In a Glacier. A well at Yakutsk. Siberia , has been a jtancling puzzlo to Kciontists for many years. It was begun m 1S28 , but given up it thirty feet liccnuse it was still in frozen ; arth. Then the Russian academy of sci- jnces continued for some months the work 3f deepening the well , but stopped when it reached to the * extcnt of oome 3S2 feet nrhen the ground was still frozen as hard is a rock. In 1844 the academy bad the temperature- the excavation carefully taken nt various depths , and from the Jata thus obtained the ground was csti- -nnted to bo frozen to a depth of G12 feet. As external cold could not freeze the earth to such a depth , even in Siberia , geologists 30vo concluded that the well has pene trated a frozen formation of the glacial period which has never thawed out. Important Do not let your Druggist palm off on you any new cheap remedy for : olds when you inquire for Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup or you will be disappointed. Price , 25 cents. Knowledge Is Power. An amusing insidentoccurredat a Girist- aias tree at one of the colored churches in Elberton. Ga. As but few of the members : ould read or write , they selected a colored Jamsel who had "been to school ! " to write : he names on tlie presents , which sho . eadily consented to do. When the pres- . nts were distributed and the names called jut , the assembly was greatly surprised to Ind that all the handsomest and most . aluable presents had on them the name jf the girl that did the writing. An indigna tion meeting was hastily held , and a redis- ribtition of the presents ordered immc- liately. [ Savannah News. Mr. Jacob Froehlich , a well-known tailor jf Cincinnati , 0. , after suffering for years svitli rheumatism , was cured in a short : ime by the use ol St. Jacobs Oil. Tlio Two Slicrmuua. William T. Sherman , General , and John Sherman , Senator , met at the Garfield Hospital fair , in Washington , the other sight , "flow arc you enjoying yourself ? " iiquired tho latter with the air of the ainrtyr. "Splendidly ! " exclaimed the gen- jral , slapping his brother's shoulder en thusiastically. "Whj , John , " said he , Til bet I've shaken hands and spoken vith more people since I came in this room than you have in ten years. " "I've TO doubt of it , " was the dry response. "If [ shook as many hands and spoke with as many people in tlie past ten years as you have I wouldn't live two years. " Mrs. C. Kellogg , Edgwood. Cal..snys : Red Star Cough Cure is the best medicine she ias ever used for colds for the children. Tlicro I Virtue in John Riinkiu , ivho presumes to know all ihout woman's nature , asks if any woman ivas ever made better by owning diamonds. Moreover , he asks the question definitely , 'n a way that dares you to say yes. I laro pay that I know a woman who has been "made better" by a pair of solitaire jiumond earrings. Her health was deli- : ate and her face has long been like a , white japonirn. On Christmas morning she was feeling ' 'mighty feeble" and had concluded that she could not by any means fulfill her 2iigagement to dine on that day. Finding a pair of superb new holitniro earrings among the gems in her jewel case made a uew woman of her , and she wore the bright est smiles that greeted the Christmas tnr- iey to which sho paid respects. So I lost faith in Iluskin and believe that solitaire diamonds do more to make women "bet ter" fhan any "elixir of gold" yet known to medical scicnct * . Salvation Oil the ce ebfated American remedy for cuts , bruises , bprnins , burns , scalds , chilblains , i&c. , can be hid of all sts. Tt kills pain. Price twenty-five : cnls a bottle. Charles E. Pilgrim , the new boy preacher. When time ends , eternity commences. irSulTerer From Conmimptlon , Scrofula , Bronchitis , and General Debility trill try SCOTT'S EMULSION of Cod Liver Oil with llypophosphitca , they will find im mediate relief and perininate benefit. The l Profession universally declare it : i remedy of the greatst value and very pal atable. Head : "I have used Scott's Emul sion in several cases of Scrofula and Debil- ty in Children. Results most gratifying. My little patients take it with pleasure. " \V. A. UULBEKT , M. D. , Salisbury , 111. The value of new gold received at the Denver mint during 38SG was 51,441,700. 11 DON'T PAY A BIG PRICE ! " / " _ _ _ . _ Pays for a. Ynin's snb- O V-/0UUS scription to the Weekly AMERICAN RURAL HOME. Rochester , N. Y. , WITHOUT premium "the Cheapest and Uest Weekly in the World8 pages. 48 columns , 10 years old. For O.vn DOLI..AIC. you have ONI ; choice from over lot ) different Cloth- bound DOLLAR VOLUMES , 300 to 900 pp. , find paper one year , post-paid. Book post- ace , 15c. Extra. 50,000 books given r.way. Among them are : Law Without Lawyers ; Family Cyrlopedin ; Farm Cyclopedia ; Farmers' and Stockbreeders' Guide ; Com mon Sense in Poultry Yard ; World Cyclo pedia ; Danelson's ( Medical ) Counselor ; Boys' Useful Pastimes ; Five Yearn Before the Mast ; Peoples' History of United States ; Universal History of all Nations ; Popular History Civil War ( both sides ) . Any ONE book nnd paper , one year , nil post-paid , for § 1.15 only. Paper alone , G5c. Satisfaction guaranteed on books nnd Weekly , or money refunded. Reference : Hon. C. R. PEARSONS. Mayor Rochester. Sample papers , 2c. RURAL HOME Co. , Ltd. Without Prem. Cue a year. Rochester.N.Y. Excursions to the Winter Resorti ol tlie South. The Wabash. St. Louis & Pacific Ry. are now selling round-trip tickets , good'until June 1st , 1887 , at greatly reduced rates , to Mobile , New Orleans , Pensacobv , Jack sonville , Cednr Keys , and all the principal points in the south. For further informa tion nnd tickets , call on or write F. E. Moore ? , Ticket Agent , or G. N. Clayton , Northwestern Passenger Agent , 1502 Far- nam Street , Omaha , Neb. Gladstone has a rent roll and a land in come of $70,000 a year. We would be pleased to know o'f a man or woman who has never had headache or been subject to constipation. As these seem to be universal troubles a little advice may be in order. Why should persnns cram their stomachs with nauseating pur gative pills , etc. , which sicken and debili tate when such aplcasnntand sterling rein edy as Prickly Ash Bitters will act mildly and effectively on the liver , kidney , stom ach and bowels , and at the same time tojie up and strengthen the whole system , cann ing headache , constipation and all such dis tressing evils to quickly disappear. Senator Evnrts enj-s he believes in tin iieredity of education. > o. 02,507 , Ileld by a River Steamboat Porter. _ Evansvlilc ( Ind. ) Journal. December 31. A Journal reporter visited the Green riv er steamer "Evansville" yesterday while she wns lying at the wharf , and interviewed Mr. Lindsey Uayclen. who was one of the lucky holders of ticket No. J)2.507. which drew the Third Capital Prize of 520,000 in the last Drawing of the Louisiana State Lottery. Mr. Haydcn i a colored gentle man , and has for some live years been holding a position as poter on that steam boat. He was very much elated over his good fortune. ' 'By occupying a steady position and be ing economical in my mode of living. I man- ngi-d to save enough money to build a lit tle house for my family , which consists of a wife and one child. My home is in Frank lin , Ky. About six weeks ago my house was burned to tlrt ; ground. I carried no insur ance on either the house or household ef fects. My family had nowhere to go , but luckily I "had SCO in my pocket when I heard"of the fire and their condition. I at once sent home $58 , with which they were to buy some clothing , a few household goods , nnd to rent a building in which to live. The remaining § 2 I concluded to in vest in Louisiana State Lottery tickets. I was down-hearted anil feltalittle rekle s. A faint hope was entertained that may be I would bo fortnate enough to draw some thing , and when the news reached me that I had drawn § 2,000 , my joy was un bounded " Mr. Hayden further stated that he would continue in his present capacity on the steamer "Evansville"and thathe intended to build a nice cottage for his family and save the rest of the money. The ticket- was purchased in this city. The Journal congratulates the lucky man , who is worthy of his good fortune. Sir Thomas Gladstone , brother of the ex premier , is a strong conservative. Envied by iler Sex , Is the fate of every lady with a bright , glow ! 113 countenance , which invariably fol lows the use of Dr. I farter's Iron Tonic. Texas has a paper called the Bedbug. It can only be stopped with brimstone. Elsswhere in this issue wo present a large advertisement of II. H. Warner & Co. , net ting forth the fact that up to December 27. 188G , they had sold the enormous amount of 2G,587J35 bottles of "Warner's SAKE Cure" in North America alone , to say nothing of the European and Australian trade. These figures seem almost incredi ble , but coming as they do frcnn a house BO well known and honorable , we feel nafe in attesting to their truthfulness. "War ner's SAFE Cure" has certainly been agreat boon to the suffering , and its Hucce.su has depended altogether upon its own merits. For Kidney , Liver. Blood and Urinary trouble , and especially for Female Com plaints , its equal Avas never known , and for this reason it deserves all the praise which it receivps. IT C A PUHELY VEGETABLE PREPARATION SEHNA-MANDRAKE-BUCHU AND OTHEB EttaA"EFFICIENT REMEDIES It has stood the Test of Years , in Caring all Diseases of the BLOOD , LIVEE , STOM ACH , KIDNEYS.BO'W- EIS , &c. It Purifies the Blcod , Invigorates and Cleanses the System. BITTERS DYSPEPSIACONSTI CURES PATIGN , JAUNDICE , mPISEASESOFTHE SICKHEADACEEBH- UVER IOUS COMPLAINT3&c disappear at onco under KIDNEYS its beneficial influence. STOMACH It is purely a Hedicine AND as its cathartic proper ties forbids its use as a BOWELS , beverage. It is pleas ant to ma taste , and as easily taken by cnild ten as adnltn. ALLDRUGGISTS FHiCKLY ASH BITTERS CO PRICElDOLLARll Sole Proprietors. STiouis and KANSAS Crrr M * ? - = -W : MJTl' ' i ELY'S Fcold tn tfiefiead Ely's Cream Jialm HNFEVER tcor/cs like magic. It cured me of catarrh and restored the tense of smell. E. H. Sherwood , Banker , EiizdblUi , X. J. A particle is applied Into each noitrll and Is aurce- alileto use. Price 3) cts , liy mail r at dnuicl'ta. Send for circular. ELI" BROTHERS. Druggists. Owego. N. Y. The demand for your "Taus.ll's Punch" oc cigar is rapidly increaniiig , although I have already retailed 150,000. HENRY D. EOYDEN , Druggist. Grand Island , Neb. DISCOVERY. Wholly unlike Artificial Systems Cure of Mind Wan dering Any book learned In one reading. Heavy re ductions for postal classes. Prospectus , with opin ions of Mr. PROCTOR , the Astronomer. Hons. W.W ASTOR , JDDIH P. BEXJAMLV , Drs. JUson , TVooD and others , scut post FRFE , by PROF. IiOISETTE , 237 Fifth Avenue , IVew TorlT > ant Information. Send for It MILOB. SIEVED & CO. . FXNSION ATTOaNITS. CHICAGO. ILL. FACE , 1IANDS , FEET , and all their Imperfections Jnclndlncr Fa. cial Development , Hair and Scalp , Super- fluous Hair , Kirth Jlarlts Moles , Worts. Sloth , Krectl < . Red h'n e. Acne. B'ack Heads. Scars Pittinsr and their treatment. Send 10c.forlKiokof Opae ! < ,4th lition. ' ' e-plnz , Form s.Penmanslilp.Arillimetla Short hand , etc. , tlioroiitli v taugla by mail. Clroul.irs free. BKYANT'S COLLKGlKuflUlo. . X.V. OH ! MY BACK Ererj strain or cold attacks tk t trtsk Irsek and nfirly proitrmtM 500. THE BEST IONIC Strengthens the JUunclcs , Steadies tbe Ncrrea , Enriches the Blood , direa New Visor. Mil. JOHN W. KEUT. SUrtrilla. Col. . B JS : "For thu past twelve yenra I haT suffered with paina In xnrbftck. I used Brown's Iron Bitters with great benetlt. I feel better now than 1 have for twelio Miaa LrzziEBBENNAN IKHGCooVe Aye..8t Lonis. Mo. , s y ; I suffered with spinul wesknet * . pains in mir bick.nncl nleepleisniKuti. I tried every conceir- nblo remedy without inneti benefit. Four bottlra erf Brown's Iron Biltum hava reliorod me , and I ch er- fully recommend it. " Genuine has above Tradn Mark and crossed rmllines on wrapper. Tnlce no other. Made only by IIROV/X " " 20 Tenrs LVDIA E. Record. PlNKHArVPS * VEGETABLE COMPOUND , Is a Posltlre Cure 'For ' ALL of thosa Painful Delicate Complaints and Complicated trouble ] and Weaknesses so common among our Wives , Mothers , and daughters. It tctll ere entirely allorarlanorraotnal troubles , Inla m m o > fion anil Ulecra- tion , Fulling unit Dtlplaecments ; fr consequent dMKae of life. DIES , rr wniKorPKBroEM scncicjit. orctATjOKS on CUKE CASCEK , BUTIT WILI/U > I > ER ALL dnccxsTANcrs , ACT DfllARMOXT WITH TIIKLAWS Or NATURE. tsTTHATFIZUSO OF DEAEIXO DO WK , CAUSIKQ PADC , WEIGHT JJ > O ntfyimg , IS ALWAYS PEIUCANEXTI.T CUBED BT ITS USK -SB-Sold by Druge'itu. Price gl-pcr bottle. Hrs. I'lnkliam's Liter I'illi cure conciliation. 2Sc. ITajo been enjoyed by citizen * of every town ant ! city in the U. S. Marrelnu * Cure1' Irivo beenrt \ - nesscilby thousand * of people , who can testify ti > ins woxncKFri. HEALING POWER or 3 r.sHn S UBU&&iiGa < i an Neuralgia , Toothache , Headache , Earache , Catarrh , Croup , Sore Throat , Lame Back , Stiff Joints , Contracted Cords , Sprains , Bruises , Burns , Fever Sores , Wounds , Old Sores , Chilblains , Frost Bites , Sore Nipples , Caked Breasts , and AIJ Aches and Pains , are quickly ruliuved l > y thH mncical remedy. Try it onco ami you will never lie without it. For alc by Druggists. Price. / > Oc. Our M > SI : BOOK fre IOHM. Adflrcss WIZARD OIL COMPANY P. \Vill purify the BLOOD mrolato the LIVER and KIDNEYS and RESTORE the HEALTH andVia- OK of YOUTH DjM.ei biaW nt of Appetit * . ] nilicp tionL ckor Strength tir.d Tired Feeline ab- EOlnte'7 cared : Bones , mnii- cla * and nerves receire new for e. Knlivens the mind _ and sari-He * Brain Power. Safferinz from complaintR peculiar totheir m will find LAO1 ! .J ) in DR. BARTER'S IRON rONICasafeand speedycuro. Gives n clear , heal- thrcomplnxion. Frequent nttemr-ts at cpnntMleit- meonlyadd to the I opularily of the cricinal. Do uotoiporiaent ret tho OMOKJAI. AND BFST. Dr. HARTER" ? LIVER , PILLS V Cnro Conatipatlon.Llrcr Comolalnt and Sick H HeidacS * . Sanple Dose and Dream Boo H -nai'ed on receipt of two cents In poatscc. jf Address : DR , DARTER , Medical Co , , St.Louis AVERY & GOLEPflAH , PROPRIETORS. WAKEF1ELD , CLAY CO. , KAN. Tte oldest and moat ex ten4 lve breeding rstabllsliment west of the Kis s iss t p pi. Over Ki hty Head of Pure Drrd an Hlsh Qnda Fvrcheroii Stallions antl Mares on bund ; aSoa'ewrecor drd Imported French Cotchen. Save the ri-k ami ex pen e o * lon railroad trlpianJ 'lipping nnd get j-our Hone * at home and ac- c.imatet. of reliable men with established reputations a.s breed- ei-s. Our Imported block all rerfst red In the Parcher- on Stud Itoolc * of France and Ameil-u We icu-trantee all St > cfc Breeders just as represented. Send for cata logue Xo. 5 , free. Address , AVERY & COLEMAN , Props.i Wakefield , Clay County. Kan. CATARRH , HEADACHE. ASTHW1A , NEURALGIA , ? alcklr relieved by nMns : Cniliinun's Menthol nlmlet * anil bv continued n r etffrt a cure , ijitis- fartion giixnint < e ? or money rtf'ind'-J. It laaU from tliiiicntlitooiieyiir PrcUt c - i.tby mail or at druKistCirciilaiji iri led < > n applic-ition. H. D. CUSHMAN , Threts Rivers , Mich. "PORALL. STOi e-k an-i expenses Wi at I. I icu'a-i 1 Ojini vor h J > ai par Lfrte. P O. VIljvKlt\ iga Ui , Main . Produce the Choicest r1owcr . Yrtrctat , ! ami Cro-u Don l.les ILL YIELDS. .NK1T01TS. "IltlT. I1)NTOr.S. RARLKT l.NU VKIih SEEDS WARR'NTED. IlO.fOO 7 CENT Plantl l , m'i Lev till Prize Offer. Joaa A.i did the Women of this country use over thirteen million takes of Procter & Gamble's Lenox Soap in 1886 ? ' 3- Buy a cake of Lenox and you will soon understand why.