4' 4-v ' ' - - ? ? " JZ&7 VOLUME V. MeCOOK , RED WILLOW COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , JANUARY 13 , 4&S6. NUMBER 33. OUR ENTIRE STOCK OF WILL BE CLEARED OUT AT AN IMMENSE REDUCTION FROM FORMER PRICES I j BE : LOSE OUT THE STOCK TO PREPARE FOR OUR ANNUAL INVENTORY. PRICE GOODS ALL OVER TOWN , AND A IF WE DON'T SAVE YOU 25 PER CENT. OUR NAME IS NOT AGENTS FOR BUTTERICK'S PATTERNS. T ' Merchandise' Dealers. 3IA1L ORDERS HAVE PROMPT ATTENTION. - * 9 . N CO CO CO CO YOU DIDN'T DISAPPOINT US IN 1886-WE RECIPROCATE By knocking the bottom out of prices ; thus helping you to start your first order for 1887. THE CAMPAIGN this year will be a lively one. FALL in and march with us at the HEAD OF TUB COLUMN. "WE PROPOSE to nfcke fk Rip'FIox the coming year for competition. A REGU LAR'SINGER ! ! CHOSE BUYERS , men who dwell on facts , are requested to call and see us and simply get our prices and ermine our goods before placing your orders. NOW IS THE TIME TO SELL Dry Goods , Boots , Shoes and Clothing and we are going to do it if PRICES are any object to you. We NEVER CARRY over goods from one season to another and we offer you DRY GOODS , BOOTS , SHOES AND CLOTHING below the cost of production. 5 Cans A. Lusk's California Plums $1.00 5 Cans A. Lusk's California Grapes 1.00 G Cans 3-lb. all-yellow Peaches ! > 0c "Slap Jack" VarnishjSometimes called Maple Syrup , per can 50c New Crop Valencia Raisins per pound lOc .0 Cans 3-lb. Standard Tomatoes 1.00 10 Cans 2-lb. Standard Corn ; "l.OO 10 pounds Roasted Coffee 1.00 1-pound-Can " 0. M. Best" ' Baking Powder 25c Perique Roasted Coffee , 6 lb ? . for $1.00 ( Be spry if you want r.ny. ) Evaporated Ring Apples , per pound only 12c ( "Better take a Box. " ) E. C. or "Extra Climax" Tobacco per pound 40c You won't need your "Specs" to Gnd BARGAINS quoted in this paper. All our goods are bought for spot cash at a big discount , and we will give the public a chance to get their Groceries at WHOLESALE j. ucea. We expect a goodly slice of your trade may be placea on the plate of CORNER MAIN AND DENNISON STS. JSPGrOods delivered promptly to any part of the city. WE HAVE COME TO STAY. : DEALERS n I Sash , Doors , Blinds , Lime , Cement , HAEB AM ) SOFT'COAL. . EMAIN OFFICE AT = MeCOOK , NBJBRASKA. THE President finds that "pernicious activity" of rheumatic gout means in activity on the part of the afflicted. CLEVELAND'S plurality in New York in 1882 was 192,854 votes. In 1884 it was just 1,047. What will it be in ' 88 ? A CHICAGO clergyman asks : "Can a man be a Christian and at the same time a successful business man ? " And Puck says he can if he advertises largely. ENGLAND proposes to celebrate this year the fiftieth anniversary of "Vic toria's happy and glorious reign. " Among other things it is proposed to erect a jubilee tower 440 feet in height. THESE words were not spoken in this year of grace , as the reasonable supposition might be. but 500 before the Christian Era by Confucius , the Chinese ethical philosopher : "Of all people , girls and servants are the most difficult to behave to. If you are fa miliar with them , they lose their humility ; if you maintain a reserve towards them , they are discontented.- " ! T is a great mistake to suppose that the enjoyment of religion is the antithesis of the enjoyment of nature of terrestrial things. It is equally ab surd to imagine that a sinner can es- tract more pleasure from legitimate worldly sources than a saint. The truth is , religion and nature are coun terparts and complements of each other and other things being equal , the Chris tian occupies a peerless vantage ground over the irreligous. Why not ? His comprehension sweeps round a wider horizon , his ken penetrates into pro- founder depths , his capacities measure up to sublimer and more abundant fe licities. To him there is honey in every flower and nectar in every spring. In every spire of grass , and leaflet and dew-drop , as well as in every blazing star and sparkling intellect , he sees the handwriting of benevolent desicn. " AN exchange soliloquizes thuslv : In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth , and then set all things up in housekeeping thereon. Then he created man and woman , but where did the loafer come in ? You have all seen him. He is always present at the post- office , the store , the depot , or in some one's office. There he sits cross-legged , looking wise and making plain all the deep problems that have vexed the mightiest minds. Nothing is too deep for his intellect to unravel. And he samples all the sugar at the stores , bor rows and reads all the papers wherever he stops , gets in the way at the shop , and in all ways makes himself conspic uous , except by his absence. While he is thus engaged his family are left to take care of themselves and do the best they can. And yet we suppose after the loafers read this , they will still continue to loaf. Purify Your Blood. If your tongue is coated. If your skin is yellow arid dry , If you have boils , If you have fever , If you are thin and nervous , If you are bilious. If you are constipated , if your bones ache , If yonr head ache ? , If you have no appetite , If yon have no ambition , one bottle of Beans' BI.OOD PURIFIER JJT.OOD JIAKER will relieve any and all of thu above complaints. Sold and'warranted bv ilciliUen & Weeks. ONE may hear all sorts of rumors re garding the railroad designs , plans , pur poses and accomplishments. It is said that the Burlington & Missouri elected Harlan. The speaker would not have been elected without Lancaster county , which went over to him piece-meal and Lancaster is probably as subser vient to Burlington & Missouri desires as any county in the state is to any railroad. You have the syllogism. Lancaster went to Harlan ; Lancaster is controlled by the Burlington & Mis souri. Therefore the Burlington & Missouri went to Harlan. Pursue the logic a trifle further. Harlan repre sents Van Wyck. the Burlington & Missouri went to Harlan. Therefore the Burlington & Missouri is really for Van Wyck. If there is a combination between the senator and the railroads , it probably will never be absolutely known. But if there were such a thing , what would be the outward indications ? Would the railroad attorneys consult Van Wyck openly and labor for him so ? I fancy not. Would they make a feint of lighting him ? Perhaps. How would they fight him ? Just as they are fight ing him to-day powerlessly , impotent- ly , wearily , in the chaotic , crazy and no account fashion. Benedict Arnold did not say to his American commanding officer : "Hear ye ! I go to offer my services to the enemy ! " He stole out under cover , clothing himself with the i pretense of loyalty , that he might be i successfully disloyal. If the railroads are I in favor of Van Wyck , he will be elect- i ed. If the opposition to Van Wyck is ; no better managed than it has been so j far , he will be elected. The greatest danger to his cause is in the intimacy | which exists between his friends and those of Weaver , and , it is rumored , between Weaver and himself. We had a taste of that sort of thing six years ago. Senator Paddock was then a can- ; didate for re-election , but many of his supporters were friendly with Nance were really waiting for a chance to de sert Paddock and vote for Nance. Nat urally Nance , who was then governor. ' was friendly to Paddock , who had done' ' considerable political service for him , hut he could not resist the temptation j to take advantage of his own populari- ! ty. The result was natural and inevit able. Paddock accused Nance of treach ery. Nance retorted in kind , immediate followers of each swore that the other ' should not make it , and in the midst and because of this confusion , Van : Wyck was born. It would be strange if history should repeat itself and visit i upon Van Wyck the fate that Paddock I suffered six years ago. As Nanie wis to Paddock then , so in a great degree is Weaver to Van Wyck to-day. Weaj j ver desires to be the heir to Van Wyck ' and must be friendly with him ; more over , many of Van Wyck's followers | look toward Weaver , for a second choice. ! And yet Weaver must not permit Van , Wyck's election. To win gratitude without deserving it to fall heir to an estate to which he is not entitled that is Weaver's difficult task. But if any man in Nebraska can manage such an affiair , It is the wily congressman from Richardson. Fred Nye to the Omaha World. Itch , fanzc , and Scratches of every kind cured in SO Minutes by Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. A sure cure and perfectly harmless. Warranted by S.L.GreenIniggist,3rcCoolv. ) ! LYTLE BROS. & CO. , DEALERS IN GENERAL J . /e IE , IRON AND WOOD PUMPS , ETC. , McCOOKAND BENKELMAN , NEBRASKA. The First National Bank OF MCCOOK , NEBRASKA. > 1- 1D 03 a O TJ b : : o o o > h 5 o o 8 Q o" cd o g * OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS : GEO. HOCKNELL , PRESIDENT. B M FREES , VICE-PHESIOENT F. L. BROWN , CASHIER A. CAMPBELL. R. O. PHILLIPS. REL&JU E1STATE1 AND O DEEDED LANDS A SPECIALTY. Office : Room 2 , Hocknel ! Brick , MeCOOK , NEB. e Howard Lumber Co WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN 1 S f ] s fi MeCOOK , NEBRASKA.