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TEE rfh , Schoolmarm ! rhou v/ho teucheat tho young idea ( low to scoot , and spankest theurstwhile Festive small hoy with a hand that taketh tho trick ; Who alHo lameth him with a switch ; And crowneth him by laying the weight Of a ruler upon his HUoulders , Ohl rhou art a daisy ! Thou nmketh him tho national emblem lied , white and bltio Thou lurpisheth tho etripea , And ho seeth' the stars. Oh , Schoolmarm , We couldn't do without theo , ft.nd wo don't want to try ! ? Thou art lovely and nccornplii _ Above all women , and if than art i NTot married , it is because thou art Too smart too be caught in that way. All schoolmarms arc women , But all women aro not schoolmarms , And , angels pedagogic. That's whore thou hast the bulgo on thy sisters ! Oh , Schoolmarm ! Thou maycst not cot much pay hero below , But cheap education is a national special ty. And than wilt set thy reward in heaven ; The only drawback being that thou stay- cat thero When thou gocst after it , and wo Who remain hero below for our reward , Missyou like thunder. Schoolmarm , if thero'u anything wo can do for you , r > ll .on us ! Apply ei\uy and avoid tho rush ! OHico hours from 8 A. M. to 5 r. MJ Wo were a scho ilboy once ourself , And can show the marks of it ! Washidgton Critic A HAPPY OCCASION. From tho London World. "Do not como too late. " That was the wording of the telegram wich Cap tain Richard Irton held in his hand as he sat , in a temperature of 109 degrees in the shade , on tho veranda of his Indian bungalo'.v. "Do not como too laic ? " ho mutter , ed to himself. By Jovn , as if it were probable that he would dawdle now ! It was just like Mrs. Lsnnox to sencJ such a chafiing wire as this. He might have been a long Lime making up his mind , but it was made up now , am he meant to go home and marry her It was her last letter that had settlec the matter tho letter in which she hinted that Lord Shorthorn was aw fully "mashed. " No , he wasn't coin ? to stand by and see Dorothy Lennox married to a cad like Shorthorn. He had been the whole year , he remindet -himself , in this infernal station , with its furnace heat , its inane gossip , am its eternal tennis and polo. How he lon-thbJ tho very sisht of his Major's wife , with her white eyelashes , her malicious giggle , and her flirting man ners ! And then he thousht of Mrs. Lennox. He remembered the first night he hac met her in the ball-room of a great house in London and how he hac seen her surrounded by a dozen other fellows , and how he had "made the running , " and had cut out all those outsiders. And he recollected the cal ho had paid next day at her tiny house in Park street , when she had been so sweet and graceful , and hac talked to him as no woman had ever talked before. He didn't go in for brains or any of that rot , but , by Jovel Dorothy Lennox made him feel another fellow. He thought oi the cool , amber-tinted room where ehe always sat , with its droopin _ palms , its masses of azaleas , its Rajon etchings , and its blue-and-white Nan kin. It was always cool and cosey in Mrs. Lennox's house , and she had a way of taking a fellow's hand and looking him seriously in the eyes which was quite irresistible. He remembei- cd hov ? it had become almost a habit to drop in of an afternoon , to lounge on her soft divan , and listen to her half chaffing talk and her low delicious laugh. And when a woman is deuced pood-looking as well as clever , why , what is a fellow to do ? Perhaps it was V vrrong to make love in quite such a se rious way as he did , but , hang it ! she wasn't ft kitten , and she might have known he wasn't the marrying sort. All that was a year ago , but he hadn't forgotten her abit worse luck. And her letters how awfully nice they were ! how like herself ! Not spoouy , like those he wrote to her , but frank , hnmorons and thoroughly bon cama- ade. Hang it all ! it was much easier to keep heartwholein London than in this eultry and monotonous hole. He had managed to evade compromising himself definitely even when he had gono to bid Mrs. Lennox cood-bye , although he had been perilously near proposing to her that last evening ; trat he had got away , and nothing had been said which would have tied him. down to an ensagement. Dick , in his roving life , had commit- cd every folly except that which he considered the hugest folly of all the folly of tying yourself to one woman all your life. He remembered how he had congratulated himself on all this when he went on board the Jumna. Was he the best-lookingfellow and the keenest sportsman in the One Hun dred and Pifthieth Huzzars , to knock under like any spoony young sub , the moment be met a pretty woman ? But now things were changed. He had never bargained , somehow , for her marrying again ; he had got to look upon her more or less as his own. "When she had written thatletter with all the allusions to Shorthorn in it , his blood had fairly boiled. He didn't regret a bit the letter he had written in reply , telling her he was leaving India the very day he could get leave , and asking her to be his wife. After allwhy shouldn't he mar- jy ? He was over 30 , and he had , ns he remembered with a smile , his "fling. " The other fellows in his reci- jnent used to chaff him and call him ' 'casual , " and said that he never did to-day what he could put oil' till to morrow. Bnt that was all nonsense. He could make up his mind like other men , even to matrimony. And here vras her answer to his letter : "Do not come to late. " Well , he had got his leave , and would be with her iu three weeks. Mrs : Lennox was tho sort of woman about whom people's tongues are al ways wagging. Hardly _ was her late husband borne beneath nodding plumes to Kensal Green than she was married , in perspective , to at least a dozen admirers. She was a great suc cess in society , for beside being a charming woman she was a fashion able poetess , writing words forTosti's songs , and publishing small volumes of verse , bound in white jmrchment , and printed on extra thick paper. Tall and sliaht.with smooth dark hair and liquid eyes , she had a face full of character and determination. To look at Mrs. Lennox was to know that she was a woman who rapidly made up her mind , and who , once having done so , was not likely to alter it. But two years had passed away since her husband's death , and this nineteenth-century Sappho had nofe consoled herself. And then had come the Dick Irton episode. It was a bright morning in June when Captain Irton arrived at Charing Cross Station , thoroughly fagged and wearied by his long journey. He had come as fast as F. and 0. steamers and mail trains can bring a man from Bombay to the Strand. But in a couple of hours he hoped to have rid himself of all .signs of travel , to have got inside a decent coat , and to be in the eliady drawing-room iu Park street with Dorothy Lennox's sofb arms aronnd his neck. He felt very sleepy and somewhat aggrieved , f rhe had nursed the unreasoning hopo of seeing her at the station , although she could not possibly know exactly when he would arrive. He had started by the very next mail from Bombay , so that writing would have been useless. He felt , indeed , that he had answered her telegram in a very prac tical fashion. How overjoyed she would be to have him back ! He hoped it would not be too much for her see ing him suddenly again like this. So , throwing himself on the bed in his room at the Grand Hotel , he fell asleep. When Dick awoke it was 3 in the afternoon. Tubbing and unpacking took an hour , and then he bad to go out and buy a tall hat. After this ho directed tho cabman to the house in Park street. The shady Mayfair street looked bright and pleasant as his hansom rattled along , the houses smartened up for the season with new blinds.and window-boxes full of daisies and spirea. A light breeze blew in his face , and a couple of fair-haired girls in pink cot ton made a bright patch against the grey toned houses. By Jove ! how awfully nice it all was after India ! A man may be very happy in London , with a charming wito who would know how to give littledmnera. and the club , and the theaters , and the park. Pulling up at the house , Dick's jaw fell. There was an awning from the door to the curbstone , with a crowd of nursemaids and urchins caping on each side. The street was full of car riages , too. What did it mean ? Then Dick remembered that Mrs. Lennox gave a great many afternoon parties. Well , it was deuced disappointing , ho said to himself , when you had come all the way from India to see a woman , to lind she was giving one ot those in fernal kettledrums tho very day you arrive. Inside the house there was the us ual elbowing , well-dressed crowd that you see any afternoon in the season in Mayfair' Boys in " gray coats with pink carnations in"their buttonholes jogged old club-men in brown coats and white gardenias. In the dining- room hook-nosed dowagers were foraning for ice while on the land ng frisky matrons loitered with tho tem porary swains. On the stairs Dick mpt a woman he knew , an enthusiastic girl of 43 , who was dressed in a more juvenile garb than when he had last seen her. Mur- mering "Charmed to see you back happy occasions ! " she tripped past ; him. him.Happy Happy occasion , was it ? " said Dick to himself , wishing his gushing ac quaintance and the resc of the guests at the bottom of the sea. It would have been a happier occasion still if hecould havefpund his Dorothy alono in her amber-tinted room. When Captain Irton reached the door he could see Mrs. Lennox stand ing in the midst of a small crowd of people , who all seemed to be talking at once. By Jove ! how "fetching" she looked in her silver-grey gown , with a huge bouquet of orchids and that srey tulle thing sho had on her head ! Was that a new fashion , Dick wondered , for women to wear bonnets at their own ' 'at homes ? " And there was that ass Shorthorn close beside her , with a particularly fatuous expression on his face. It was high time he had written , Dick thought ; it was high time he had come. Why , the fellow was far gone over head and ears ; Dick could see that by the way he appropriated Mrs. Len nox with his eyes. Then one of the circle moved away , and Dorothy turned and saw Captain Irton at the door. She looked as if she had seen a ghost. Coining for wardhe took her hand , and then he saw that something was wrong. Without a word , she motioned him into an adjoining room , which for the moment was empty. "Good God ! " she whispered , "why have you come now ? I wired that you were not to come ; that it was too late. I wrote , too , but you can not have got my letter. " "Too late , Dorothy ! what do you mean ? Your telegram said 'do not come too late. ' Well , I started the next day. " "Poor Dick , " she said at last , "what a dreadful mistake you have made ! 'Do not come. Too Late , ' was the message I sent. Did you not remem- aer that there are no , full stops in te- egraphy ? I was niarned nn hour ago to Lord Shorthorn. Come in , and j et me introduceyou to my husband. " And this was Dick Ireton's little mistake. There are no full-stops in telearaphy , but when , ten minutes-lat er , Dick saw Lord and Lady Short- iorn drive off amid showers of rice and slippers , he knew that he had had a moral full-stop which he would re member all his li * Two Sisters and Their Beau * . John Quincy Adiuiin and John Hancock , "theaingcr , " married two sisters , the daugh ters of a noted Methodist divino in Con necticut. John Quinry was a favorite with tho old people , und Mary's choice was ap proved by them. So , when tho banns were publitmed the parent said : "Mary , if you will furnish the text I will preach you a wedding sermon. " Sho was equal to the task and two tho text : "Mary hath chosen tljo good part , which shall not be taken from her. " Needless to say that justice was done to the occasion and the ext. Not so with Margaret , who in the meanwhile was receiving the attentions ol her John in a very inexpensive way , as far as her parents were concerned , for it is said that ' 'he never crossed his legs under their festive hoard. " So when the banns were published she said to her father : "Father , you preached : i wedding sermon for Mary ; cannot you preach one for me ? " Ho at first demurred , but at last consented and called for the text , when Margaret , who was equal to tho occasion , said : "And John came , neithereating nor drinking , and yet ye soy v ; hath no devil. " A Combat netivuen a Cow and a Guilder. A combat between a cow and a gander is described by a newspaper of Albany , Qa. The cow made a violent attack on the gan der , when , with much del beration and coolness , the bird , us tho cow rushed on him , caught a strong hold with his beak on the hair and hide between tho horns and Happed his wings furiously. Tho astonishc cow was glad to shako her antagonist of ; But after retreating a few feet and lookin upon the proud neck and insignificant forr of the haughty bird she concluded to tr , him another rou"-J , and again dashed a the gander , who was a little more deliber ate , if possible , in taking his hold , an with swift and strong wings he showerei his blows on the eyes of the foe. The COT had evidently miscalculated the prowess of her diminutive enemy , and after consid ernble effort shook the pugnacious bird ol and beat a retreat. About Fair. In a Montana court a suit involving th title to sis mining claims was several year ago decided by JudgeV. . in some myster ious way by which he gave four claims t < one side and two to the other. After th decision was announced an attorney in 111 case met one of tho litigants , an honest ok Missourian , and asked him what he though of it. " " "I think W.did "Wall , he replied , Judge about tho fa'r thing. Ycr see , tharwar fou of us an' two o' them. That would be a claim .apiece. An1 the judge he guv fou claims to us an1 two to them , so each mar gits a claim. I don't see how he could ha' ' done much fa'rer than that. " But the judge never enjoyed being joke about the peculiar legal principle on whic he had decided that case. Mr. Arthur Shurtleff , Parker , Dakota writes I hat ho suffered for two years with i lame knee , which was entirely cured by th use of St. Jacobs Oil. He considers it i most wonderful remedy. It conquers pain A IfloH.stcr Kill of Fare. Speaking of big dinners tho bill of far for the Christmas dinner at the Nationa1 Homo for Disabled Volunteer Soldiers , a Dayton , O. . affords some intercstin figures. It is as follows : Oyster soup 700 gallons ; roast turkey , . " ,200 pounds ciblet dressing , 80 gallons ; mashed pota toes , 51 bushels ; cranberry sauce , 7 bar rels ; celery , 200 dozen ; lima beans , 30 pounds ; pickels , 30 gallons ; bread , 1,00 pounds ; crackers , 200 pounds ; butter , 23 pounds ; cheese , 300 pounds ; mince pie 1,200 pies ; coffee , 100 gallons ; oranges 450 dozen. Mr. L. D. Vinson , Cashier D. & I. R. has tried and endorses Red Star Cough Cure * ; to the Dentil. Zeuxis was one of the most celebrated o painters. His last great work was the pic ture of an old woman. The face of the an liquated dame displayed all of the de formities and defects which mnko age de plorable. Tho form was lean and shriv ellcd. The eyes were bleared and the cheek : hung ghostly on the cheek bones. Th < gums displayed were toothless. Thomoutl was sunken and the chin wus far protrud ing. These greatduformities were presented in a style of such ludicrous combination that when Zeuxis , as is usual with artists who hav completed a great work , drew back to contemplate the offspring of hi fancy , he as exi-ited to such nn i in mod erate fit of hiuchter thnthisjoy was turned to pain and ho died on the spot. Tested and. Approved J. M. Littig , Esq. Cashier Marine Nat. Bank , Baltimore , Md. Bays : 'I have tested Salvation Oil and find it an excellent remedy for neuralgia. " The first watches were made at Nuern berg in 1847. No one knows better than those who have used Carter's Little Liver Pills wluil relief they have given when taken for dys pepsia , dizziness , pain in the side , constipu. tion , disordered stomach , &c. Try them. Postmaster-General Vilits takes his noon day lunch at a dairy restaurant. "CoiiMimption Can bo Cured. " Dr. J. S. COMBS. OIVKNSVILLI : , Oliio.says : "I have given SCOTT'S EMULSION of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites to four patients with better results than seemed possible with any remedy. AH were hered itary cases of Lung diseases , and advanced to that stage when Coughs , pain in the chest , frequent breathing , frequent pulse , fever and Emaciation. All these cases have increased in weight from 16 to 28 fbs. , and are not now needing any medi- The first newspaper advertisement ap peared in 1G52. TA1 E > 1 S ol mined by I onto pjigger A-Co. , At Icjujf. \ l"DfcuuL .C. lifdlbW. AiUlcefreo Kerosene was first used for lighting pur poses in 182G. Tlio Acknowledged Cure for Sick [ leadache , CAUTEK'S LITTLE LIVKR PILLS. Dose , one pill. The first glass factory was built in ths [ Jnited States in 1780. Gold was discovered in California in L84.S. The first telescope was used in En"laad n 1608. The first horse railroad was built in L826-7. Some lawyers' minds are legal blanks. In tho cure of severe coughs , weak lungs , ripitling ol blood , ami the early stages of Consumption , Dr. Pierre's "Gulden Med ical Discovery" has astonished the medical faculty. While it cures thoseviTPrttcoughs , it strengthens thu system and purifies tho blood. Uy druggists. The fir.it printing press in the United States was worked in 1G20. For colds , fevera and inflammatory at tacks , as well as for cholera morbus , dinrrlicpa , dyseijtcry or bloody-flux , colic or cramps in the stomach , use Dr. Piercc's Extract of Smart-Weed , composed of best Grape llrandy. Smart Weed or Water Pep per , .Tamaic.u Ginger and Camphor Water. Glass windows were first introduced into England in the eighth century. Our ! * ro jresi . As stages are quickly abandoned with the completion of railroads , so the huge , drastic , cathartic pills , composed of crude and bulky medicines , are quickly aban doned with the introduction of Dr. Pierce's "Pleasant Purgative Pellets , " which are sugar-coated and little larger than mustard seeds , but composed of highly concentrated vegetable extracts. Uy druggists. ' Coaches were first used in England in 1500. \Vants tho Faclsi Known. Mr. Editor : I and my neighbors have been led so many times into buying differ- e-nt things for the liver , kidneys and blood , that have done us more harm than good , I feel it duo your readers to advise them when nil honest and good medicine Hks 7Jr. Barter's Iron Tonic can be had. Tom truly , Ax Oi.n SruscniBCit. War 1ms been declared ngairsb grease. This cowardly pun haa been stamped. A Deey I Wlierevi-r you are loca'ed you Hhould writo to llallelt & Co. , Portland , Maine , and receive fiee , full information about work that you can do and live at home , making thereby from ? o to 5 > 25 and up wards daily. Some have made over § 550 " in a , day. "All is new. llallett t Co. will start you. Capital not needed. . Either sex. All ages. No class of working people have ever made money BO fast heretofore. Comfortable fortunes await every worker. All this sec-ma a. deop mystery to you , reader , bur send along your address and it will l > e cleared up and proved. Better not delay ; now is the lime. The hand of Time spanks rather severely sometimes. FOR TmtovT DISEASES , COUGH ? , COMJS , etc. , effectual relief is found in the use of "Browii'a Bronchial Troches. " Prico 25 cts. Butter is now "protected , " but the cows still kick. During the war , Dr. Lloyd , ol Ohio , from cxposuiu contracted consumption. He says : "I have no hesitation in saying that it was by the use ol Allen's Lung 1'aisam that. 1 am now alive and enjoy ing ptiiect "health. " Don't experiment with new and untried medicines. If you have a cough or cold , take at once Allen's Lung Balsiun. The first use of a locomotive in this coun try was in 1820. We would be pleased to know of a man or woman who has never had headache or been subject io constipation. As these seem to be universal troubles a little advice may bo in order. Why nhould persmis cram their stomachs with nauseating pur gative pilld , etc. , which sicken and debili tate when such a pleasant and sterling rem edy as Prickly Ash Bitters will act mildly and effectively on the liver , kidney , stom ach and bowels , and at the same time tone up and strengthen the whole system , caus ing headache , constipation and all suoh dia- trt-eaing evils to quickly disappear. Percussion arms were used in the United States army in 1830. LTOX'I Patent Metallic StifTensrs prevent boots ami slices Tiom rum Ing over. The first copper cei > t was coined in New Haven in 1G87. TThon Baby traa CICE , TTO ESTO her Castorla , When she traa a Child , she cried for Caatorii , When she bccama Miss , she clung to Caetoric. Wtoa eke had Children , eho gavo then C&storia , The Omaha Typ foundry car. furnish new newspaper outfits on short notice. Pi ices same a.s in Chicago und freight already paid to Omaha. For Gootl Mrs. M. A. Dauphin , of Philadelphia , is well known to the ladies of that city from the ureat good she has done by means of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. She writes Mrs. Pinkham of a recent inter est ing case. " 'A young married lady cams tome suffering with a severe case of Prolap sus and Ulceralion. She commenced taking the Compound and in two months was FULLY ISISTOKKD. In proof of this bhe soon found herself in an interesting condition. Influence : : by foolish friends she attempted to evade the responsibilities of maturity. Af ter ten or twelvedays she came to meagain andslie wasindeed in amostalarming state and suffered terribly. I gave her a table- spoonful of the compound every hour for eight hours until she fell a&Ieep ; &he awoke much relieved and evidently better. She con tinued takinsthf Compound , and in ducsea- sonshebecame the mother of afine healthy boy. But forthe timely use of the medicine she believes her life would have been lost. " Your Druggist has th3 Compound. $1 per botils A p'isltiTB care. Ko Kcire. No riincr. No I'lfn. W C. , llarslialitotra.lowiL. Officer's Pay. Bounty. ' etc. Write for circular * and laws. A. AV. McCor.uicE k SoAYashlngti n , D. C. iH r | > lilno Ilitltit Cureilla I'J to : iO il.iy * . No imy till Care J. In : J. brsi-HK.vs. Lenauuu. Oulo. if. A. JVEIIMAXX. Solicit or ot 1'aients. Washington , ' 1) . C. bend for Circular. here anil earn - - uumliMy. Situation * fur- H niibod. Write Valentine Bros. , JanasYille.AYU. " " \7."N. U. . Omaha - 3-13-1. A conference of Labor Editors will occur in Jnnuarv. Christiauity was introduced into Japan in 1549. "My time is up. " said the Doctor to tho patient , whom he found using Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup , and he waa correct , for that rough was soon a thing of the past. Price 25 cents. Omnibuses were first introduced in X York in 1830. Sal loir Skin mid I'l tuple * on tlio Pnco Cured by CAKTKH'S LITTLE LIVIK PILLS. 25 cts. The first almanac was printed by George von Furbach in 1-1CO. Excursions to the Winter ICesort * ot tlio Soutli. The Wabash. St. Louis & Pacific Ry. are now selling round-trip tickets , good until June 1st , 1887 , at greatly reduced rates , to Mobile , New Orleans , PeiiHacola , Jack sonville , Cedar Keys , and all the principal points in the south. For further informa tion and tickets , call on or write F. E. Moorep , Ticket Agent , or G. N. Clayton , Northwestern Passenger Agent , 150Far - nani Street , Omaha , Neb. Tho first saw-makcr'tf anvil was brought to America in 1810. The Omaha Typa foundry ran furnish new newspaper outfits on short notice , Prices same as iu Chicago and freight already paid to Omaha. IT IS A PUHELY VEGCTA3LE PROWIWIICN SENKA-W&IQRAKS-SUCHU | 1 - - jffejiAHo OTHCI Ec.uuarancic'.TKEy.raics f s IJ It has ctccd ths Test of Years , "uringall BictS35 of ths BLOOD , LIVES , STOM alC&rri ELS.&c. ' ItPuriflesths S vV / * g Blood , Invigorates and Clsaascs the Systcai. BITTERS J > YSPESIACON5TI- curies PATIOIT , JAUNDICE , AlLDlS&SESOFTKt SIGKH2ADACHEBH- IIVEE lOUSCOJIPLAINTS.i disappear atoncanader KIBHEYS its beneficial influence. STOMACH Itis purely a Llediciao AND as its cathartic proper-1 tics forbids its use as a BOWELS ] oeverccc. It is pleas- . ant to the taste , and as 'f ' easily taken by child- Iren pi adt ts. iF5IGKLYASHCT7EnSC3 ! 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LIVER , PILLS V Cure Constlpatlon.Livor Coinolalnt ancS Sick a Ile'dache. anple Pose end Dream BookH aalc > t on racclpc of two cents In pcatcge. / Address : DB , HAR EI ] , Meiiical Co. , St.Loais. Have bcnn h artily enjoyed by thn citizens oE nearly every town nml city in iho United States. Marvelous Cnroo have been performed , and.wit . nessed by thousands of pe < piivhi > can twlify to TUE WONDET.ITJnITKAMNO rcVTKTl Off SS2a IT K vso rQCAi * ron TUK crate cr riHCUMATISM.HEURALCJA.TOOllSACJIS. EARACHE , HEADACHE. CATARRH. CROUP. SOHE THROAT , UME BACK. COHTRACTED CGKDS. STIFF JOINTS. SPRAINS , OKUISES. BURIiS. And Kcny Other Pains Caused by Accident orDisease. It is snfu and fare , tloco its work < ) tiickJy and pivosnuivprealsatis-faction. Foriai < sbydrnftiist3. Pricc.Mc. OcrSosBlIook inaihtl f reo to everybody. Mdrnss WIZARD OIL COMPANY , CHICAGO Is Graai Hsrzsry cf 200 Imported I'.recd Glares Of CioIce trainiliC3. 30O to 400 'romrn-Dce.al ! rorilcd Hithextfnrt * d neril t ; > rfln th rVrelicron Mml licoti. Tha 1'onrncroa J ithuor'ly draft Lreed ol I'l-.inro jxj-jessinvT > Sii J Ix U tl'at SIRS tho rnpoort end erdjrsement at the Kn > si h tlovrn'miit. for l O-ptgo Catalogue , 'Ihmjations i > y XVayno , DuPas Co. , Illinois. A TIPE F NEWSPAPER OUTFSTS E'nr i .In' l OH SJjori IV < > i ; < : E- NEW OR SECO-EANfl CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. OIV3AHA TYPE FOUWDI3Y ; Omaha , Nob. , 12th and Mow ore ? . la Issued Ss-nt. and JMarcli , icncliyenr. 3-313 psjjcs , j 8JjallJ inchesvritli over 3-,5OO illustrations a xvliolo Picture Gnllery. GIVESVlioIcsnIc Pricsa direct t.t coniiiiiier.t on nil jjocila for personal or family use. Telli. Jiow to order , anil gives ezact cost of ci ery- tliinjj you uic , eat , brittle , ivenr , or liavc funwith. . 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