\ CHRISTMAS GEM. On Christinas Kva the bells were rung. On Christinas Eve the mass was sung ; Thatonljr night In all the year Sa\v thestoled priest tho chalice rear , The damsel donned her klrtle sheen/ ; , ; The hall was dressed In holly green ; V Forth to the wood did merry men go To gather In the mistletoe. " Then opened wide tho baron's hall , , . To vassal , tenant , serf and all ; Power laid his rod of rule aside , ' / , And Ceremony doffed his pride. J ' . _ Tiie heir with roses in his shoes , That night might village'partner choose ; TheMOrd , underogatlng , share The vulgar game of" post and pair. " All hailed with uncontrolled delight And general voice the happy nlgut That to the cottage as the crown Brought tidings of salvation down. t The fire , with well dried logs supplied , Went roaring up the chimney wide. The huge hall table's oaken face. Scrubbed till It shone , tho day to grace , Bore there upon its massive board No mark to part the squire and lord. Then was brought In the lusty brawn By old'bluecoated serving man ; Then the grim boar's head frowned on hlgb , Crested with bays and rosemary. * f- Well can the green-garbed ranger tell How , whcji and where tho monster fell , tv What dogs before his death he tore , t'b And'allHlio ' baiting of the boar. b- The wassail round In good warm howls , b1 Garnished with ribbons , blithely trowls ; There tho huge sirloin reeked ; hard by 1- Plum porridge stood , and Christmas pie , f-- Nor failed old Scotland to produce At such high tido her savory goose. Then camothe merry maskers In An < l carols roared with blithesome din * If unmelodious was the song It was a hearty note and strong. Who lists may hi their murmuring seo Traces of ancient mystery. White shirts supplied the masquerade Andsmuttered cheeks Ihe visors made. But , ah. what maskers richly dlght , Can boast o bosoms half so light ? England was merry England when Old Christmas brought his sports ngaln. Twas Christmas broached the mightiest alej Twas Christmas told the merriest tale ; A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through halt the year. By Sir Walter Scott , in "Marmlon. " A RACE FOR A WIFE ; OK , A CANADIAN CHRISTMAS PARTY. BY PIERRE DUVAL. How did I come to bring home a wife from the colonies ? You would like to know , would you ? Well , as it's Christmas , when all ought to be every thing that's nice and obliging , why , I'll tell you ; but I warn you there is very little romance about my story. Two years ago , when I finished my college career , my anxious , parents settled it for me that I had been work ing too hard , and needed a thorough change of scene and complete rest and relaxation ; naturally arguing , that , as I had brought on indisposition by study , a cure would be wrought most speedily by my endeavoring to forget as soon as possible all I had been at so much trouble to learn. My dear old mother thought I was thin and looked pale. I did not feel pale , but had no ob jection to take advantage of my fan cied ailmentin so far as to agree readily to their proposal to pay a visit to an uncle who had settled in the Dominion not far from Ottawa. It is nothing to the purpose of this story how I jour neyed over " the pond , " and saw much that was interesting. Suffice it to say that I arrived at my destination a few days before Christmas , and received a most hearty welcome from my jolly old relative. I do not wonder that he was glad to see me , as the long Cana dian winter , when out-door work was at a stand-still because of the depth of the snow and the severity of the weather , is a tedious affair ; and any thing which breaks the monotony of life is welcome. This very monotony was to me a complete change ; and most of all did I enjoy the sleighing , which was both necessary and delightful. No one , who has .experienced the-exhilarating sensation of skimming along the deep snow and it was deep that year be hind a pair of spirited horses , as fully alive to enjoyment as ever their driver could be , is very likely to forget it. Was it cold ? So the thermometer said , even suggesting ever so many degrees below zero as the measure of it ; but.it never felt so cold as an ordin ary sloppy winter day in the old country. But this is nothing of the story you wanted me to tell. A day or two before the 25th , my uncle got a letter from an old friend and neighbor asking him to spend the festive day at his house. He would probably be considered a very distant neighbor in England , being some twenty-five miles away ; but in Amer ica distances are so vast that such a space seems a trifle , and did not count at all as likely to affect our acceptance. As female society was somewhat scarce in our part of the country , and I heard that at Mr. Preston's we should probably meet a large party , I readily acquiesced in my uncle's pro posal to go ; so we went. My two rela tives , for my aunt 'was of tho party , drove in their.spber sleigh , while I was fitted out with "the new vehicle just arrived from the city , and the two young horses. Of the party nothing needs to be told , except that it was a complete success. Wo au enjoyed ourselves most thor oughly , and were only too sorry when the dawn of the next day warned us to break up and go home. .Now , among the guests was a young lady to whom 1 had been introduced , who had taken niyfancy greatly. She was young , and , of course , pretty , but seemed dread fully shy ; and do what I might , J could drawher out but little about her self and her belongings. I had noticed during the evening how she seemed bored by the attentions of a man evi * dently much her inferior in birth and education , but seemingly well-to-do , and I had done what I could to relieve her of his perpetual attendance , but still she did no more than respond in a formal and correct manner. I had heard that she was a relative of a far mer some distance off , and had no other protectors , being an orphan and some what of a stranger. It was not till afterwards that I learned that there was a sort of tacit understanding of en gagement between her and Bob Saund- ers , and that to the outward observer the girl was not a willing party to the arrangement. Our host was a hospit able man , and the good things of the world had been freely set before the guests , with the usual and natural re sult of sorting out the more reasonable from the over-indulgent , and before midnight it became painfully apparent that Bob had taken as much as was good for him , and it further became equally evident that he was not capable of driving Alice home again. She , poor girl , was in a terrible state of alarm and chagrin , and I overheard her ex pressing her disgust to a friend and declining to trust herself to his care again. What could I do ? I was the only one of the party who had a vacant seat , and I could not , in common politeness , do less than offer her my escort to see her home. Bob scowled awfully , when she firmly , but politely , declined his attendance ; and when he heard that the upstart Englishman had carried off his girl , his language , I afterwards heard , was ON HE CAME , AND AS HE NEAKED TJS , HIS CUHSES AND IMPRECATIONS GREW PLAINER AND PLAINER. not a little unparliamentary , and he swore he would "upset his darned old sleigh and the gal and all , if he swung for it. " Of this , of course , we were in blissful ignorance , and I had hardly settled down into the full enjoyment of our morning drive , before Alice burst into hysterical tears , and buried her face in the buffalo robes , and sobbed as thought her heart would break. "Oh , Mr. Burton , " she gulped out be tween the sobs , " I am so much obliged to you for taking care of me. Please forgive my crying , but I am so un happy. " 1 did my best to pacify her , and suc ceeded so far as to get her to confide in me how she had yielded to the persecu tions of her lover in so far as to con sent to his visiting her. This was chiefly in deference to her guardian's wish and not because she could really like or respect such a man. We had not gone far in these pleasant confidences when I heard the jingling behind of other bells , and Alice turned to me in a tone of great alarm. " Oh , Mr. Burton , I do believe that is Mr. Saunders behind us , and he is driving like a madman. But we are nearly to my guardian's. Please push on and get out of his way. " But though I whipped my good horses up to their best pace , they had gone far and were getting pumped out , while our pursuer had a fresh and splendid team. On he came , and as he neared us , his curses and imprecations got plainer and plainer , and it was evident he had lost control not only of his temper , but also of his horses too , and I was soon painfully aware that we were all of us in imminent danger. Urging my steeds as well as I could , I steered for the side of the track , so as to keep my precious freight furthest from danger , but I was unable to get out of the way , and in two seconds more crash came the brute right into us , and I remember no more. * * * * * How long I was unconscious I don't know , but when I came "to myself 1 was lying in bed in a comfortable but homely room , with a very singular ignorance of how I came there. "Thank God ! he is alive , " I heard whispered , and , opening my eyes , I saw the tearful face of Alice gazing at me. The rest is simple of explanation. I had broken some tfones and got a tremendous knock on the head , but some how managed to pull through the shock , and thanks to the devoted nurs ing of my dear Alice , quite enjoyed the process of getting well again. She , dear girl , was not much hurt , because of my precaution to drive so the ruffian did not drive into that side of the sleigh. Does it want much explaining how we got so to like one another that she concluded to visit the old country as my bride ? I think not. How did we settle with Bob Saunders ? Well , we did not have much trouble with him. When he got sober again he was so much ashamed of himself that he sold out his belongings and moved out further west , where the last I heard of him was that he was an ardent apostle of the Blue Kibbon Army. LITTLE BESSIE. An Interesting Christmas Story. Deacon Amos Dorr was a thoroughly good man and a true Christian , and was noted for his deep love for little children. Mrs. Dorr , his wife , was a good and upright woman ; but was noted for her deep leve for property. Many years before our story , a little child came to gladden the hearts of the worthy couple ; but only for a few brief years was she permitted to remain with them. Then came a day only a week before Christmas when sweet little Allie lay sick unto death with that dreadful dis ease , membranous croup ; and that year the Christmas snows were softly falling over a little new-made grave , as the grief-stricken and.childless couplej sat by the chimney corner , in which no gay little stocking was hanging , ready to be filled with the little toys so care fully prepared by loving hands. But , as the years rolled on , the cares of the world entered into the mother's heart , and nearly crowded out the memory of the little child. Not so with the father's loving heart ! Ah , no ! Por the sake of his lost darling , all other children were regarded by him as so many precious jewels , to be guarded carefully , and most tenderly loved. The one great desire of the Deacon's heart was to adopt a little girl ; but never a word of this had he spoken to his wife. One cold November evening , when the wind was wailing mournfully around the old house , bringing to mind the cold winter so near at hand , the good couple were quietly seated in their cosy sitting-room , engaged in their usual evening occupation , the Deacon reading , and his wife knitting. Just as Mrs. Dorr was endeavoring to calculate to a cent , how much that day's churning would "fetch , " the Deacon's voice broke the silence , as he methodi cally folded his paper and placed it on the table beside him. " Seems as ef it grows lonesomer an' lonesomer every year , Nancy"remarked the Deacon , with a sigh. " LonsomerT' repeated Mrs. Dofr in a tone of surprised inquiry. "Why / aint lonesome ; I have work enough to do to keep me from getting lonesome , I hope. What in the world's come over you , Amos V" "Well , I don't know , " replied the Deacon slowly , "Butsomehow or other it seems terribly aorter still , like , round the house lately. Nancy , " catching his breath "Nancy , why can't we take a child ? " "TakeachildF repeated Mrs. Dorr in amazement , dropping her knitting into her lap and catching her spectacles from her eyes. "What an idea ! as much as I have to do ! Why , I should go distracted to have a child round under foot ; and the expense of bring ing up a child , too , 'specially a girl You must be crazy. Amos , to think of such a foolish thing. " "Well , well , wife , " hastily replied the Deacon , "I didn't know but you might think well of it , seein' we're all alone , so ; but I shall get along well enough , j ' Mebbe John's children will come down next summer and stay a spell. " "Dear me ! 1 never did see such a man in all my born days , " said Mrs. Dorr , resuming her knitting , "you ain't never satisfied unless there's half a dozen young ones at your heels. " The Deacon took up his paper and went to reading again , thinking that enough had been said upon the sub ject , for that time at least. This was Saturday night. The fol lowing day Mrs. Dorr was forced to go to church alone , as her husband was suffering from a cold , and declared that he wasn't a-goin'to keep the con gregation in a quiver with his cough ing. " Left to his own devices , the good Deacon , like men of smaller growth , fell at once into mischief. Or it might have appeared to Mrs. Don had she known that her husband availed himself of her absence by writing a letter to his favorite nephew , John Ferris , in Boston. But fortu nately , the good woman did not hear of this letter untill a long time after. And when that time came , "things had changed , and she had changed ; " so it did not matter. The next day the Deacon walked down to the village and mailed the precious missive , and in the course of a week there came a letter to the farm house nephew John. "Why that's John's writin' ! " ex claimed Mrs. Dorr glancing over her husband's shoulder as , with an impas sive countenance , he proceeded to read his letter. " It is from John , " he pres ently announced. "Do you want a boarder , Nancy ? good pay guaranteed. John wants to know if you'll board a four-year-old girl for a while. He says she's quiet and well-be-haved ; I guess John's sort of a guardeen , or something , for th child. " _ _ "WhyI don't know , " said Mrs. Dorr impaling her back hair on a knitting- needle and folding her hands medita tively. "P'raps I could manage to somehow. Winter's a good time for boarders , for me , on account of butter'n cheese. But a child well , I'll see be tween now and morning. " The Deacon wisely forbore to say much on the subject ; for he very well knew how his wife would decide. So he was not at all surprised when she said the next morning that "she'd thought it over , and she guessed she would try it , but she should want good pay. " Secretly delighed to hear this , the Deacon immediately answered his nephew's letter , and in a few days was gratified by the arrival of Mr. Ferris with his little charge. " I will see that the child's board is paid as long as you will keep her , Aunt Nancy , " said the gentleman. " She is a dear little thing and has neither father nor mother. Her father died while in my employ ; and the mother being dead some time before , the children had to be separated. There were two others , another girl and a boy. They are in the asylum , " he added briefly. " Why aint this one there too ? " in quired Mrs. Dorr. " O , I took a fancy to her , " replied Mr. Ferris carelessly. "I wish she could have a good home somewhere. I shall look after her until she does , I think. " Mr. Ferris stayed with them only a day and a night ; and with many an in junction to his little charge to be a good 'girl and mind Aunt Nancy , he bade them good-by , and was whirled back to the big city. Little Bessie was rather lonely at first in the large , old farm-house ; bat she was a cheery little soul , and soon began to sine and chatter from morn ing till night. She followed th Deacon about like a faithful little spaniel ; and then the good man was positively un happy when she. was not with him. It was a pretty sight to see the sunny- haired little maiden trudging about with the quiet old farmer , holding fast to his big , blue-niittimed hand with her wee scarlet-covered one. Every animal on the place learned to love her , and , strange to relate. Aunt Nancy at last fell captive to her infantile charms , and , unknown to herself , a big place was thawinir out in * r hfi.irfc fnr i little child. And now Christmas was come , and the Deacon , half suspecting what was taking place in the mind of his Avife , resolved upon a grand stroke. Christmas eve , the child was un dressed as usual , and placed in her little cot which stood in a corner of the room where slept the Deacon and his wife. Not close by the bed where Allie's crib used to stand , poor little orphan girlie ! Away off in a corner by herself , just a poor little lonely boarder ! Ah well ! thy good angel is hovering near , littlo one ! Mrs. Dorr , after setting things to rights in the kitchen , for the night , re turned to the sitting-room and found it empty ; but in the chimney-corner hung one of dear little Allie's stockings , filled as Mrs. Dorr quickly discovered with the very toys she had had in readiness so long ago , to put into this same little stocking. As she stood silently gazing at it , the tears slowly gathering and falling , the bedroom opened and disclosed the Deacon stand ing there , with such a look of love and longing on his kind old face , that it instantly became manifest to her , what her husband desired and expected from her hands , as 7iis precious , Christmas gift. And all at once her soul seemed flooded with tenderness and love. Love for the little child so safe in Heaven , and for the little one so quietly sleeping in the little crib which the Deacon had drawn up close to the side of the bed. "Nancy"said the good man , holding out his hand , and leading hiswife to the side of the crib , "Nancy , will you give me this little , child ? she is the one gift I crave. " " O , Amos ! " said Mrs. Dorr brokenly , "she aint mine to give ; she's the Lord's ; but.I guess she's meant for you anyway. I I've been growing hard and stingy , Amos. I can see il now. I'd most forgot my own little girl , and everything else , but my own self. But I'm a goin' to have a share in this little thing , " she exclaimed stooping to kiss the little sleeper. " I declare , she looks as Allie used to , " she remarked , wiping her eyes , as they turned to leave the room. " I've thought so all the time , " re plied the Deacon , as he softly clreed the door upon the sleeping child , Who had all unconsciously , entered into t. kingdom of love , there to stay , and make glad the hearts of those about her. In a Dentist's Chair. "ratty soon the dentist stuck hi * head into the door and told me it wai niv turn. I asked him how he had dis posed of the roma us of my predecessoi so easily. He smiled more sweeth than over and mot'oned me into the operating chair. By its side was a little silver mounted spittoon , for use in case : v vital organ was punctured. 1 .old him 1 wanted the tooth drawn out front view , cabinet size. lie replied , that if I didn't likj the proof 1 could sit over as maintimes as I liked. He had me there. 1 threw back my head nml opened my mouth. The dentist involuntarily grasped the s de of his chair and said he believed he wouldn't come in be cause his feet were muddy. Then he ran his arm into my face and began to feel around somewhere inside. I se'zud his arm , dragged it out of my person , and explained that my tooth was still in 1113mouth , that 1 had not swallowed it. He said yes. he knew it. I suppose he had personally investigated. I never experienced such an instance of fellow feeling in my life. Tve found it ! " he cried , excitedly , at last. Tve known where it was all the time , " I answered with chocked sarcasm. The dentist turned to his chest of gleaming tools and picked out a machine that I have seen blacksmiths use in shoeing horses. The minute the cold steel entered my mouth I be gan to repent. It felt its fearful waj alonjr until it got to a tooth that suitci it. The critical moment had arrived. The dentist leaned forward , planted his head against my chest , braced both feet against the writer , said ' 'now looi pleasant won't be long , " and gave s mighty jerd. There was : i cracking sound in my brain , a blending flash ol cerebral lightning , a sensation like the disintegration of worlds , and the tootL was out. I think the root was wrapped about the backbone , and had begun tc sprout in the shoulder-blade. "She's a daispanted the dentist "She's the best thing out , " I re plied , coldly. Cabriolet , in the S2)ring field (0. ( ) Globe.-Kepublic. A Perishable Cargo. Mr. William Parsons , the lecturer , was one day a passenger on a big sleigh away up in Michigan. On the road they met another sleigh not near- ly so big as their own. The little sleigh kind of kept to the middle of the drifted road , and the driver of the bis sleigh kind of turned clear out and kind of turned his sleigh clear over and plunged his six or seven passengers up to their necks or heels in the chillj drift , just as they happened to be shot in head first or feet foremost. Loud was their wrath. They wanted to mot their cowardly driver. "Why didn't you make the little fellow turn out ? " Why didn't you upset him ? " "Why did't you run over him ? " they demand ed. "Could of done it , " said the driver , groping around in the snow for stray valises , "but I kind o' hateJ to spoil his load. " "What was he haul ing ? " demanded the lecturer. "Dyna mite , for the mines , " ' said the driver. They accepted his apology , and the work of excavating for the buried Trot' , the entombed dress-suit and "The Heros of the Homeric Age'5 went on in silence. Brooklyn Eagle. It's a wise night-key that knows its own key hole. JYw HavenV M. THE NORTH OF IRELAND- farmers Who IIo : > o Jfot to Uuvo Homo ICuIc. Dating from Belfast The London Times correspondent in Ireland writes : Having spent : i considerable tlmo In the south and west , I determined to sco something of the other Ireland in tho north. It is like a different country. Even in Donegal the change of accent strikes one. but on entering London derry it becomes pronounced ; and il is not only in their accent , but in charac ter and dispoistion , that the people nro closely allied to the Scotch. They are a sturdy race , hardworking , independent , and thrifty. "You know very littlo of this country , " said one man ; "if twolvo people want to send a letter to Dublin , they'd go * co , ' in the penny stamp. " I visited some substantial farmers in. Londonderry who would answer very much to the yeoman class in England. The first was a prosperous man , who had built a house fit for any gentleman when he had no lease , and who agreed on a judicial rent under the land act without going into court. "Ye needn't ask me anvtliing , " ho said ; "ynv only ' to look at'me to sec that I'm content ed. " He showed me over his farm yard and oiliees. and from the appear ance of everything I should say that ho certainly ought to be contented. Ho declared , nevertheless , that it was very hard now to make both ends meet , if a man is depending solely on the land. " ' " he'said "but tho "It's not the rent , , prices ; and you English with your freo trade are ruining ius. " His parting injunction was delivered slowly and with great emphasis. "When ye go ( home , " he said , "tel ! them , whatever ve do , not to give us home rule. " The next man I saw had raised him- sel * by industry from the position of a common laborer , and had built : i houso fully equal to the last. He was con tent to live friendly with his landlord , he said , as everyone ought to be , and he had fixed his rent with him out of court. He grew a good deal of oats and flax , and had a dairy of twelve cows. "I suppose you were glad the home-rule bill was rejected ? " I asked. "Yes. .and the last one. too , " he said eagerly , "Going to break our fifteen years' * judicial lease' ! Whatever hap pens after let us have our fifteen years at any rate. " I visited another of the same class , who had had some disputes with his' landlord and was less content ed , though his house was if possible , more magnificent than the others , and , like them , out of all proportion to the & 5ze of his holding , which was only about one hnndml acres. He had always taken an active part in politics , he said , and was evidently an extreme radical : but he abstained from voting at the last elect on. as he would not vote for a conservative and could not vote for a home-ruler. Many of tho Presbyterians in the north are , I be " lieve , "extremely democratic , and would be nationalists if it were not for the fear of be ng ruled by Rome. This man also said that if he had nothing but the land , he would find it very hard to keep square and do justice to his family ; but the open piano and hand some furniture showed what that meant. What to Tcacli Them. At a social gathering someone pro posed this question : "What shall I teach my daughter ? * ' The following replies were handed in : Teach her that 100 cents make a dollar. Teach her to arrange the parlor and the library. Teach her to say'No. . " and mean it , or "Yes , " and stick to it. Teach her to wear a calico dress , and , , to wear it like a queen. | Teach her how to sew on buttons , \ darn stockings , and mend gloves. Teach her to dress for health and comfort as well as appearance. Teach her to cultivate flowers and to keep the kitchen garden. Teach her to make the neatest room in the house. ) Tcash her to have nothing to do with \ intemperate or dissolute young men. 'leach her that tight "lae.ng is ua- comely as well as injurious to iiealth. Teach her to regard the morals and habits , and not money , in selecting her associates. Teach her to observe the old rule : ' A place for nverx thing , and everything in its i ii" < ; . " ° ' 1 eai-.i her that mm \ l-awing , and painting are real armm 1.icnts 1 in the home , andins not to i.r " " ! ti'il if there be timu and mouy i"r tiieir use. use.Teach her tlr. ; important tru'sm : "That the more she Ihvs within In-r m- jome the more she wili save , and tho further she will get away from the poor- house. " Teach her that a good , steady , church- going mechanic , farmer , clerk , or teacher without a cent is worth moru than forty loafers or non-producers in. / broadcloth. " * Teach her to embrace every oppor tunity for reading ; and to select such books as will give her the most useful ind practical information in order to make the best progress in earlier as ivell as later home and school life. Charleston ( S. ' . ) Dispatch. Guin-Chewers. There is a ludicrous habit in this country , which shows how childish some people are. It is that of chewing < njnm. I remember that Stephenson , J the novelistin his "Silverado Squatters" mentions thai his gigantic Apollo in ' the foothills chewed gum and spat. It is. I think , a habit imported from Mis- -f souri , or else it was acquired among the foothills when tobacco was scarce. But grown up Yankee people have en gaged at the pleasure. A somewhat f noted Massachusetts professor , who had lived here several \ ears , was sur prised because I diil not chew gim. At Los Angeles 1 did a favor for a San Francisco practical politician that s. I wrote for him a letter which h-j h'm- self could not write. 1 hail acqu red : i toothache from drinking too much ice- water. and seeing him take out a silver- plated box , I asked him for a bit of tho tobacco. "It's gum,1' he sa L--cr"a/j Francisco Cor. Jew YorkYorld *