The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, September 16, 1886, Image 7

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    The True Model We.
To be tho loved and honored queen
of a happy home , is a destiny which
calls for high womanly a'ttributcs and
attainments.
Tho model wife understands fully
tho duties rind obligations devolving
upon her. She is not a doll to be pet-
5 ted and caressed only , but truly a help-
- meet to the husband who has chosen
? ' her from all the world to make him
happy.
_ Her affection is not based upon tho
amount of luxuries with which he is
able to surround and iill her life. She
is free from selfish extravagance in
whatever station she may bo placed ,
and of self-denial when
capable - neces
sary , even to the extent of wearing her
last season's hat or bonnet incredible
as this may seem.
The words , "Thy people shall be my
people , " are to the model wife a pre
cept tobe daily practiced. She is truly
a daughter to her husband's parents ,
that to the silver-haired
realizing - mo
ther who cared for and watched over
his-childhood and youth , a life long
debt of lilial love and consideration is
due , which is her privilege and duty to
assist in repaying. The model wifo
possesses a loving and lovable disposi
tion , unexacting , self-controlled and
patient , under the almost daily trials
y and disappointments which fall to the
lot of most human beings , and from
which she cannot expect wholly to
escape. Sfie possesses and cultivates a
sanny , cheerful disposition , free from
unreasonableness and childish petu-
lency , and does not consider herself a
martyr nor moan over lack of apprecia
tion if life is not entirely a bed of
roses. In this connection we often
think of the advice given Malcolm in
"MacLeod of Dare" : "Xever marry a
sigher , " and it is true that nothing so
detracts from the happiness of home as
a -perpetually complaining , sighing
wife.
wife.The
The model wife is not given to fault
finding and scolding , and she never
says "I told you so. She is a true
housekeeper , and by the exercise of
order and womanly taste makes of her
dwelling a very house beautiful , an
ideal resting place for the bread-win
ner of her family , of whose peaceful
comfort he thinks with longing and an
ticipation tlirough the busy and often
times trying days. She does not clamor
. . for the right of suffrage , nor neglect
her family while searching for a mis
sion , realizing inalienable right already
is here that of making home happy ,
and a high and noble mission is in
volved in so ordering her home life as
to influence each member of the family
toward a higher and better plane of
existence.
She is an intelligent companion , and
has a sincere and sympathetic appreci
ation of her husband's life , of his joys ,
hopes , aims , and sorrows' She is thor
oughly versed in the different branches
of household lore. She never places
before her husband sour , heavy bread ,
soggy potatoes , tough burned steak ,
and most unpardonable of all muddy ,
over-boiled coffee , under the plea that
"the cook has loft" She knows that
a man's health and happiness depend
in a great measure upon the manner in
which his home is kept , and she en
deavors to render him comfortable in
his daily life. She is always scrupu
lously neat as to her own attire ; she
dress'es in a becoming and tasteful
manner , and does not consider it a
waste of time to keep up her practice in
muiic. merely to entertain and please
her family. She possesses an invaluable
weapon for keeping her matrimonial
pathway smooth , namely : tact , a quality
which many wise , good wives seem to
lack utterly , possessing this valuable
trait , when her tired husband returns
at evening , she does not pour in his ears
a doleful recital of the day's troubles
and worries , nor asks him endless ques
tions. She understands full well that a
tired , hungry man is generally slight-
1 } * impatient , if not cross ; she greets
him , therefore , with an orderly room ,
invitingly spread table of tempting
food , some dainty surprise his favor
ite delicacy perhaps and above all , a
smiling , cheerful welcome.
The model wife knows that the influ
ence of a happ } ' home extends far be
yond the immediate family c rcle , and
that she must , of necessity , be either a
constant help or a woeful hindrance to
her husband. Blessed is the man who
can truthfully say after a life time of
matrimonial companship :
"Sixty years ! Sixty years ! She made
me a better man.
From the moment I kissed her fair young
*
lips , ,
And our lovers' life began. "
Mary Currier Parsons , in St. Louis
Magazine.
Farm-and Farmer Both Sold.
And now' comes a tale of woe from
Burden , Cowley County , which , if true ,
takes the premium overall competitors.
A man who got mad at the country ,
and longed to sell his farm , received an
offer from a Missouri man and accepted
it. The Missourian offered him seven
teen mules for his farm , agreeing to
ship the mules as soon as the deed to
the farm was deposited with the mule
man's banker. Accordingly the deed
was forwarded , and the purchaser look
ed anxiously for the mules. He did
not think of the animals coming by ex
press , until he received notice to call
at the office. Upon calling he found
seventeen china mules the price of his
farm. He lost no time in going , to see
his man , but the latter had sold out
and skipped. Leavenworlh ( Kan. )
Times.
They Parted.
"Do you play the piano ? " asked he.
i "Yes , " she replied.
"Sing ? "
"Yes. "
"Sing the Mikado ? "
"Yes. "
"Mary , I think we had belter part
forever. " Merchant Traveler.
He Was Heard.
A little girl hearing a peal of thun
der asked : "Ma , what is dat ? "
"It is God speaking , darling. "
"Idess he must be uiad den , " she re
marked , "for he spoke mos' as loud as
pa w eu he found his collar button in
de biscuit yesterday. " Boston Courier.
A
THE SALOON IN POLITICS.
Demoralizing and Dissracsful
Agency In Amorlcan Politi
cal Life.
What have the seven thousand saloons
of New York city done for her ? They
have fastened upon her citizens the
most shamefully corrupt government
over endured by a community indulg
ing in the illusion that it was free ; they
have almost made it impossible for an
honest , educated man to touch local
politics , much less take office ; they
have degraded the conduct of public
affairs to their own low level ; they
have brutallized every institution they
have had to do with ; they have per
verted and spoiled the democratic sjs-
tem , making a hissing and a , reproach
of American citizenship and the suf
frage , establishing political shambles ,
pandering to the worst vices of the
worst classes , defiling everything do-
cent and pure with theirribald scoffing ,
and producing at intervals , as proof ol
their quality , tendencies , and power ,
such abominable scandals as that of the
Tweed ring , or the more recent sale of
votes in the board of aldermen. Bui
evil as jare the results of the combin
ation between the saloon and the poli
ticians , it is not just to hold tho latter
responsible for all tho mischief they
cause. In truth , they are the result of
conditions which could not produce
anything better , and it is unreasonable
to blame the product while refusing to
interfere with the generating agencies.
The saloon is an arrangement for the
maintenance and propagation of the
worst vice with which humanity is
afilicted , a vice which destrojs every
elevating influence , kills shame , man
hood , ambition , family affection , honor ,
all that makes life worth living ; a vice
which fosters brutality , self-indulgence ,
and all the train of ignoble and de
grading passions and inclinations.
Now , the purpose and intent of the
saloon being what it is , the develop
ments noted are simply what ought to
have been expected when so large a
share' in the government of the country
was permitted to be seized by this sin
ister agency. The American system of
government is theoretically sound.
The means of education are accessible
to all. But when our children have
passed throughthe public schools and
entered into puolic life , if they wish to
take part in public affairs they must
descend to the saloon for instruction in
politics , and in the same institution the
foreign immigrants must graduate be
fore they can exercise the right of citi
zenship. These are our political
schools , in fact , and they give tone to
our politics , cit3r , state , and national.
The candidate for office finds it indis
pensable to "make himself solid" with
the rum power. He must buy the fa
vor of the saloon-keepers. He must
frequent these places and flatter tho
vanity of those who gather there.
Through them he must obtain the votes
of the idle , the vicious , the criminal
classes. He must become familiar with
all the ward "strikers" and loafers.
He must be represented at the caucuses ,
which are always held where drink
abounds. He must defer to the views
of men of the lowest intelligence. He
must subscribe to platforms drawn up
by demoorogties and time servers. Is it
any wonder that self-suspecting men so
often shrink from these ordeal ? , and
prefer the obscurity of private life to a
political career demanding such sacri
fice and such debasement ? Atlantic
Monthly.
Flies and the Declaration.
It is wonderful how little matters
affect great deeds. I came across a
funny story as told by Randall , the
man who wrote the large biography of
Jefierson , which shows how the signing
of the Declaration of Inependence was
hastened. Says he : "While the ques
tion of independence was before con
gress it had its meetings near a livery
stable. The members wore short
breeches and silk stockings , and with
handkerchief in hand they were dili
gently employed in lashing the flies off
their legs. So very vexatious was this
annoyance , and to so great an im
patience did it arouse the sufferers , that
it hastened , if it did not aid , in induc
ing them to promptly affix their signa
tures to the great document which gave
birth to an empire Republic. This
anecdote I had from. Mr. Jefferson at
Monticello , who seemed to enjoy it
very much , as well as to give credit to
the influence of the flies. He told it
with much jjlee , and seemed to retain
a vivid recollection of an attack , from
which the only relief was signing the
paper and flying from the scene. " The
State Department library is the richest
of the offices of Washington in its
relics of the Declaration. It has the
original draft of Jefferson , and the en
grossed parchment signed by the dele
gates. The two are in a big cherry or
mahogany cabinet They are kept
behind glass , and the writing on the
parchment has begun to fade , so that
now John Hancock's name has almost
entirely vanished , and the names of
many others of the signers are illegible.
In another part of the State Depart
ment Library is a case containing the
desk on which Jefferson drafted the
Declaration. It is only three inches
high , and sold when new , for , I sup
pose , not more than § 10 at the most
"Carp" in Cleveland Leader.
A Dangerous Practice.
"Why , John ! what's the matter ? "
exclaimed a Nipandtuck wife. "Your
left hand is torn all to pieces and
your face is covered with blood. Oh !
horrible ! I fear you are killed ! What
shall I do ? What shall I do ? Where
where have you been ? What's the
matter ? Speak , or I shall go crazy ! '
" busted " the hus
"My gun , replied
band , laconially.
"How did it happen , dear ? "
"I overloaded it. "
' 'What induced you to overcharge
the gun , my darling ? "
"Why , I took one of your pancakes
for a target and busted the gun try
ing to shoot a hole through it.1
"Oh you infernal brute ! " she ex
claimed , as she helped herself to a
handful of his hair. Newman Inde
pendent.
Hadn't Eaten Anything.
A negro in grent pain sent fora physician.
The doctor , upon arriving , asked :
"Have you been eating anything calcu
lated to hurt you ? "
"Oh , no , Bah , not er tall. "
"Any fruit ? "
"No , sal ) , not er tall. "
"Well , tell me what you did yesterday. "
"Well , Bah , yistidy mawnin' I went down
to mer datter 'Tildy's houae. She wan't
at home , an' I sot down to wait fur her.
While lookin' er roun' I need er big water-
milion in er tub of water an' I tuck it out
an' eat it. Den , ns | 'Tildy didn't cornel
went ober ter Unk Ab Moore's house. Da
wuz eatin' watermilion an" I j'ined in.
Arter dis , I went down ter de cotton war
house. Foun' er ha'f er watennilion on
er box , an' ez it 'petred to be sufferin' I eat
it. I come home 'bout dis time , but ez I
didn't hev no appertite fur dinnah I went
out an' got me er watermilion. Erbout er
hour arter dis I went ober ter Unk Bill
Gray's an1 he'p 'em eat some watermilion.
Dat's erbout all. No , sah , didn't eat nuffin
ter hurt me , lessen it wuz er couple er
mushmilions dat I eat las' night. Hole on
er ininit. Lemme sec. Oh , yas , I did eat
erbout er dozen years er b'iled co'n an *
erbout er hafer peck o' peaches. [ Arkan-
saw Traveler.
Shears or Pair of Sit oars ?
Perhaps sonic of our readers are critical
enough in the use ol language to decide
whether the customer or the clerk was right
in the following dialogue :
Customer ( to clerk in a hardwnrd store )
"Show small shears. "
me a , low-priced
"Clerk ( facetiously ) "Perhaps you moan
a pair of shears. "
Customer ( severely ) "I mean precisely
what I said. "
Clerk ( defiantly , opening a specimen arti
cle ) "Are there not two blades here ? and
don't two make a pair ? "
Customer ( triumphantly ) "You have
two legs. Does that make you a pair of
men ? "
Tho shears were done up in profound
silence. [ The Homestead.
Omitted Great Scott.
Lieut. Geo. Monroe had a day off and
went to Nantasket. On the boat , with
several friends , there was a talk about
personal resemblances.
' ' ! I Bismarck
'Wohl have been daken for
in Berlin , " said a German gentleman.
"Anssi , of a man in Paris. I was as the
Count de Paris saluted , so like him I re
sembled , " said a teacher of French.
"That's nothing , " said George. "A fel
low came up and slapped me on tho back
right on Tremont street the other day and
cried out , "Great Ctcsar ! Is that you ? "
[ Boston News.
Odd Names.
Dickens often said tho odd names of his
characterswere not the creation of fancy ,
but were borne by read people. Americans
and Englishmen have been inclined to
doubt whether a person could survive the
knowledge that his name was Pumble-
chook , but here are some odd cognomens
picked out of a few exchanges : Hockenjoss ,
Pideock , Siiortlidge , Weatherwax , Hullfish ,
Stonaker , Postlethwaite. Wambold , Small-
bones , Eockafellar , Luddy , Lum , Crossett ,
Gouger , Stringfellow nnd Hornblower.
[ Boston Transcript.
Brave Act of a Flagman.
As a train dashed into Lowell , Mass. . on
Friday , a small child was seen by the flag
man , William Lawler , standing on the
middle of the track with his back to the
approaching engine. He sprang in front ol
the train and succeeded in rescuing the
child. In the performance of this brave
act Lawler himself was struck by tho cow
catcher of the locomotive and hurled sev
eral feet against a fence bordering the
track. His injuries , though serious , will
probably not prove fatal. The rescued
boy was deaf and dumb.
A Costly Tomb.
Taj , the famous tomb in India on the
Agra , built 200 years ago by Shah .Tehan ,
in honor of his favoiite wife , cost , says
Hugh Wilkinson in "Sunny Lands and
Seas , " 3,000,000 , and took 20,000 men
two years to complete. This is equal to
340,000 men in one year , and assuming
that the material cost half the money , it
appears that the workmen earned , on an
average , less than 4 10s a year. "Slaves , "
you say ? Perhaps , but their "keep" must
have cost more than that. Guess the boy
exaggerated.
Gray or sandy beards are colored brown
or black by Buckingham's Dye for the
Whiskers.
One bottle of Ayer's Ague Cure will eradi
cate malarial poisons from the system.
Monumental Gaul The French giant in
the circus.
A MOST LIBERAL OFFERJ
THE VOLTAIC BELT Co. , Marshall , Mich ,
offer to send their Celebrated VOLTAIC BELTS
and Electric Appliances on thirty days'
trial to any man afflicted with Nervous De
bility , Loss of Vitality , Manhood , itc. Il
lustrated pamphlet IN SEALED ENVELOPE
with full particulars , mailed free. Write
them at once.
Jokes concerning the earthquake are not
copied by Charleston papers.
No More Sick Slendaclie if You Use
CARTER'S LITTLE LIVEU PILLS. No purging ,
25 cents.
The haut ton 2,000 pounds of coal.
SORE CURE FOR RHEUMATISM. Cure guar
anteed in all cases. Use Perry Davis' Vege
table Pain Killer according to directions ,
and it will cure ninety-nine cases out of
every hundred. Try it , it surely will not
hurt you.
A circular saw The longest way round
is the shortest way home.
Every Nervous Person. Should
USE CARTER'S LITTLE NERVE PILLS. 25
cents.
Frederick Douglas and wife have sailed
for Europe.
23C. buys a pair of Lyon's Patent Heel Stlffenera ;
makes a boot or shoe last twice as long.
Cornelius and William K. Vanderbilt get
as many as 100 begging letters every week.
The Omaha Type foundry can furnish
new newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
One spoony girl in. a deserted conserva
tory is worth two in a crowded ball room.
A great jongeis usually an old soaker.
The ruler of Bulgaria is a smarb Aleck.
A Bh'ng of beauty means a jaw forever.
Blowing Dp Hell Gate
Has boon a laborious and costly work , but
the effect justifies the effort. Obstruction
in any important channel means disaster.
Obstructions in the organs of the human
body bring inevitable disease. They must
be cleared away , or physical wreck will
follow. Keep the liver in order , and the
pure blood courses through the body , con
veying health , strength and life ; let Jt be
come disordered and the channels are
clogged with impurities , which result in di
sease and death. No othfr medicine equals
Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery"
for acting upon the liver and purifying the
blood.
Therais a demand in New York for tho
coinage of half cents.
Tlio Proper Study of Mankind IB
MUH ,
Says the illustrious Pope. II he had in
cluded woman in the list , he would have
been nearer tho truth , if not so poetical.
Dr. II. V. Pierce has made them both a life
long study , especially woman , and the pe
culiar derangements to which her delicate
system is liable. Many women in the land
who are acquainted with Dr. Pierre only
through his "Favorite Prescription , " bless
him with all theirhearts , forhe has brought
them the panacea for all those chronic ail-
mencs peculiar to their sex ; such as leucor-
rhcea , prolapsus and other displacements ,
ulceration , "internal fever , " bloating ,
tendency to internal cancer , and other ail
ments. Prico reduced to one dollar. By
druggists.
More limn 4,000 couplers havo been
patented in this country.
No Trouble to Swallow
Dr. Pierre's "Pellets" ( the original "little
liver pills" ) and no pain or griping. Curo
sick or billions headnche , sour stomach ,
and cleanse the system and bowels. 25
cts. a vial.
The Rev. Miss Louise Baker , of Nan-
tucket , converts young men by a look.
Don't work your horses to death with
poor axle grease ; the Frazer is the only re
liable make.
Who hath redness of eyes ? They that
tairy long with hay fever.
For Cuts , Galls , Old Sores , Scratch
es , Thrush , etc. , use Stewart's Heal-
tog Powder , 15 and 50 cents a box.
Practical jokes arc like lung troubles ,
there is a pain in , the jest.
Send 40 names of young men and women
to Omaha Commercial College , 1114 Far-
nam street , and receive College Journal
free one year.
Those who use tho telephone are most
susceptible to the yell oh fever.
THOSE who aro trying to break up the
baneful habit of intemperance will experi
ence great benefit from the use of Prickly
Ash Bitters. Liquors derange the system.
Prickly Ash Bitters will remedy the evil re
sults and restore the brain , stomach and
liver to healthy action , thereby strengthen
ing the will power , thoroughly cleansing
and toning up the system and remove
taint of disease. It. ia purely a medicine
and while pleasant to the taste , it cannot
be used as a beverage by reason of its
cathartic properties.
Tom Hughes , of Rugby , .will visit the
United States this fall as the guest of Dr.
Holmes.
And pimples , and other like affections caused by Im
pure blood , arc readily cured by Kood's Sarsaparllla.
"While It purifles , this medicine alto vitalizes aad
enriches the blood , and bullda up every function of
tfic'body. Scrofula , humors oC all kinds , swellings
lnfthe neck , hires , ringworm , tetter , aoscesses ,
ulcers , sores , talt rheum , ecaldbcad , etc. , arc also
cured by this excellent blood-purifier.
"I was troubled with bolls , having several of them
at a time. After enduring about all I could bear In
suffering , I took Hood's Earsaparllla. Tour or five
bottles entirely cured me , and 1 have had no symp
toms of the return of the bolls. I cheerfully rec
ommend Hood's Sarsaparllla to all like afilicted , be
Ing sure they will find speedy relief. " E.N. KIGHT-
IJ.GAJ.E , Qulncy. Musi.
"Last spring I was troubled with boils , caused by
my bleoj being out of order. Two bottles of Hood's
Saraaparllla cured me , and I recommend It to oth
ers troubled with affections of the blood. " J.Sciiocu ,
Peoria , III.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. Si ; six for S3. Prepared by
C. L HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell Masa.
JOO Doses One Dollar.
IT IS A PURELY VESETABLE PREPARATION
SENNA-MAMflRAKE-BUCHU
AKB OTHER EO.UAUY Ef FICIEHT REMEDIES
It has stood tho Test of Years ,
* in Curing all Diseases of the
BLOOD , LIVEB , STOM
ACH , KIDNEYS.BOW-
ELS , c. ItPurifiesthe
Blood , Invigorates and
Cleanses the System.
DYSPEPSIA.COHSTI-
CURES PATION , JAUNDICS ,
MLDISEASESDFTHE SICKHEADACHE.BIL-
UVER
disappear at onco under
KIDHEYS its beneficial influenco.
STOMACH Itis purely a Hedicine
AND as its cathartic proper
ties forbids its use as a
BOWELS. beverage. It is pleas
" * > > < ax ant to the taste , and as
easily taken by child
AILDRUGGISTS
FRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO
PRlCElDOLIAR Sola Proprietors.
ST.LOUIB and KANSAS Cixr
JlE. II. P. SCHBOCS , 6T2 West Lake Street , Chicago ,
from Bbenmatlim. His physician feared amputation of tie
Icf would be necessarj. He tried ATHLOPHOROS ,
and in two dajs wu cured. Athlophoros is pronoonced aft-
toluttly safe by one of the leading physicians of the country.
Ask your dra < ; m for Athlophoro . If TOC cannot gtt it of
him do not try something el > ebut order at once from us. 17e
trill Fend it express paid on receipt of price , 31.00 per bottle.
ATHLOPHOROS CO. . 112 Wall St. . New York.
To get rcliol from indigestion , biliousness ,
constipation or torpid lirer without dis
turbing tha Btomach or purging the bowels ,
lake a fim doses of Carter's Little Liver
PHla , thewill pleaae jou.
Advice to tho Annrchiats "Slmt up nnd
strung up.1'
Our friend , Edward Hisser , who at
tended Elliott's Business College , Bur
lington , la. , is nowbook-keejer for the
Emkie Hardware Co. , Council Bluffs.
Tho chestnut in the coining season will bo
coal.
coal.We
We did not know hut that our daughter
would die ereryminute from inflammatory
rheumatism. I began giving Athlophoros
to her. In two davs alt" was around and
did not Buffer a J ain. Mrs. C. W. Brown ,
143 Sixth street , Milwaukee , Wis.
As between congress and an earthquake ,
give us congress.
No OPIUM In TIso's Cure for Consumption. Cures
where oilier remedies fall.Se
ll. M.IIoxieis to retire from the Missouri
Pacific management.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Kje Water. Drujnjlsta sell Jt. 25o
Women rarely mako a will. They are
too lond ol their won't.
Don't fail to see the BATTM : OF GKTTYS-
BUIKI vrhen you visit Om-Jia. Special rates
to excursion parties. D.H.Wheeler , Jr , Sec'y
ir figures did not lie bank directors might
know when a cashier is short.
The Omaha Typj foundry can furnish
new newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
Nrcillnc renewed otrcnctli , or who nuCcr from
luBrmklce peculiar to their sex , thould try
THE
GESTTO iC.
This raedicino combines Iron with puro vegetable
tonics , and 13 invaluabla for Diseases peculiar to
V.'onien , nnd all who lead sedentary hvrs. ltln-
riclies and Purities the Hlooil , .stiinuliites
tho Appetite , btrenctlicns the illn.scles and
NPFVC m fact , thoroaghly Invigorates.
Clean the complexion , and makes the akin nmooth.
It do s not blacken the teeth , canso headache , or
produce constipation other iron medtctnei do.
MRS. ALBERT LIXSLEY , Greenwood. Neb. , says ;
" I hare nwd Brown' * Iron Bitters for Nervous De
bility and have botin greatly benehted. "
MBS. C. D. NEWILL , Phillips' Stition , Neb , eajn :
" I was so weak and nervous that I could scarcely
, had no appetite , and passed ( sleepless nights ;
Silk , my life w s a barden to me. I tned many
remedies , but without Itcnefit. Throe bottles of
Brown's Iron Bitter * have cured mo. I cheerfully
recommend it. "
Genuine has above Tr do Mark and crossed red 'inea
on wrapper. Take 110 other. Made only by
1KOWN CIIEillCAL CO. . BALTIMOlUi , iU > .
ASK FOK THE
Bestmnterial.perfectCt , equals any 15 or$6dhoe.
every pair warranted. Take none unless stamped
" TV. L. Douglas'$3 00 Shoe. Warranted. " Congress.
Button and Lace. Boys ask
for the AV. I * DoufflaB *
82.00 Shoe. Same styles as
the $3 00 bhoe. If you cannot
get thete shoes from deal-
ers.send addre8 'onpo t l
card to W. L.
Brockton , Mass.
PAYSthe FREIGHT
5 Ton V/asoii Scales ,
Iron Levers , SUrel litirins' . Bras"
Tare Beam and Beam Box for
Every size bca'e. For free price list
mention ttU piper ami aiUiress
JONES OF BIHGHAUTOH ,
BIXGHAMTON , N. Y.
CURES WHtEE AU EISc FAUST
BestCoushSj-riip. T.istes good. Use & § 1
in time. Poul by druggists.
TACK , JIAiNDS , FEET ,
ftcd ill Ifcctr unjiirfcrtions , incluiLnt * Facil ,
I > eTelopemrntf Suprflaoyt Hair , Uirth Marks ,
JloleV , r , Moth , Frecklej , K .l > our , Acne ,
Bliclv HeiiU. Srorj , Pittinz and Iheir IreVmcnt ,
DrJOHN H. WOOD3URY ,
. Pearl St. Albany , A. \ . Ejt'b'd IsTU. t.ndlOc-iorLooi.
D-afness and Xasal Catarrh
permanently oured. Glas e ?
ntted for all forms of defe- -
& THROAT
Inserted. Addresa Dr. IMIVEY. Omaha , ye : . .
I3HIH2-OPIUM Habit PamlesMy
ffi' CarcJ at Home. Treatment
sent on trml and XO PAY asked
until you are benefited. Terms Low.
Humane 2iemeUy Co. , J.al'aycttc , Ind.
STUDY. Boot-keeping. BiTstncss
Fonns.I'onmanshlp. Arithmetic. Short
hand. etc. . thorouch'v ' taught liy mail. Circulars
free. K HYATT'S COL.lEGb , ISullhlo , X.Y.
of energy tor business In her locality , Salary S30.
Keferenccs. E. J. Johm > on , Mangr. ISBarcIajStN. . Y
i Cured. Send for sample of Epilepsy Ner-
i vlucandie'itiino'iials.tobesent bv mall
' TKKE , by W.R.PJJMCK. St. Joseph. 3Io.
S5 in ? 8 atdaTj Sarrples worth I.VI FREE
= not nnrter '
T if.Lmcs tne horse's fepr. Write
BREWSTER SAFETY Uci.y HOLD EH Co. .
Hnrdj'g Eye Balm cures
AtdruRBisisorby mall 2Sc
W. K. I'rxicE , St. Joe.JIo.f
arorphino Habit Caredialo
toMO < Uy . Xoiiay till Cared.
On J. SrteiiBJis , Leuauoo. Ohio.
W. N. UM Omaha 32S--3S.
ATCEVENI * SLY KISS It SO SWEET , ATSEVENTEENI THEY'RE NICER tTItL , * * ATtEVIKTYt ITI JUST THE CAME.
TO STEAL ONE NOTHEN'S A TREAT. THERE'S A WAY WHERE THERE'S A WILL , THEY STILL KEEP Ur THE OlD , QIC CAMg.
Smith's Bile Beans are.aposltiva onr for Biliousness , ! The original Photograph , pan- *
Sick Headache , Constipation , and Indigestion. DOSE : ONE el size , of thla picture sent on ro
BE AH. Thev stimulate the Liver and act freely on theBoivceiptof lOc. In stamps. Addresg
ela trlthont jp-lplni : . sickening- Stomach , -weakening UtLK BEAN'S ,
the ayBtcm. Price 26c. per Battle. For sale by all DruggUts. St. Louis ,
. Is Be Best
'Waterproof ' Goat
Ercr'JfeJe.
_ Ana prnoice nnlesi Don't \vasie - a orrnbber .
\ vonr-monev on gnm coat. The FISH BRAKD SLICJTEP
btsmptd ttitb the abort . is aiiBolntely < -T and tn'n rBOor. and will keep you drr in the hardest storm
TRiDR MIRK. _ Asfe lor the "FISH BRAND" SLICKZK am ! tafce no other. If 5 our storekeeper doe.-
jinn" , send fnrdr cnntivec t loguato AJ. . TOYTER. a ) Simmons St. Boston Ma
Jfc * - , _ - * „
"SpRS * * * * : - - T 'to'v *
- - -
HAVlNQ-A-BOTTljri-OP
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IT 15-A-5AF :5PEEDr
Olffi TOE
NEWSPAPER OiJTFSTS
on Sliort IVolicc From
a. ut Cliicaj o
MOR 1-IMD GOODS
CORRESP NDENCE SOLICITED.
O1Y2AHA TYPE FOUNDRY ,
Omaha , Neb. , 12th and Howard.
ELY'S
CREAMJALM ,
We have never han
dled a catarrh reme
dy that has
so rapidly in sale\
Ely's Cream Hi.
or that hasgicen such
universal ta
teuton , 115 Fulton
St. , Jew York
A pirtlclc Is apnlleJ Into each tins-rll and ! s asree-
r.Lle lo use. Prlie DO ct \ > v ni-l or 11 driifrK' ' ts ,
Send for circular. ELY BlJOTHEItS. lrus : Is:3.
OH ego. X. Y.
33TJ1T
m < . m
Cuarantced Strictly Pure.
Best Lead Made.
M liy ill GOT. and Icafni Baited
H. T. CLARKE DS.TIG CO. ,
A cntM , OniUti and Lincoln.
g
SEND STUMP TO
H.H.BEDTTE3DSB &BD.
R *
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Leadin Nos. : 14,048 , 130,135 , 333,161.
For Sale by all Stationers.
THE ESTES3ROOK STEEL PEN CO. ,
Works : Cacden , X. J. 26 John St. , Ne * Ycrk.
l' '
I fciT-t a ficj.tlvo rcccdf lortu * atov ol < i * ; l > j-1 s\-t
tLon > snd9 "I 'asea of theworet Hn4 nrl of loss lunling
h 7e bftn careJ. Isrferd. o Unas U my faith In 1's eSracy ,
that I will sen < TWO BOTTLES FREK , toce'htrwith a VAL
UABLE TREATISE oa this d'stiss.to ny fairertr. Glra x-
fteti nd P. O.aiidrt.i. D2.T. A.SLOCCM.1811'eitlSt. , S.Y.
l of the Fittest !
= f A FAMILY 31EDICIXE THAT HIS IIEUEL1'
MILLIONS DUHI. > G 35 TEAKS !
roit ivi :
AXI > BIIASTI
[ The OIriest & Best Liniment !
EVER ilADE IN A3IEEICA.
SALES LAEGER THAFEVEB ,
. The Mexican Mnstanjr Liniment ha f
Bbcen known lor more than thlrty-fivtf
Syears as the best of all Liniments , foil
SMan and Keast. Ita sales tolav arc !
E larger than ersr. It cures when alJf
lothers fail , and penetrates skin , tendon
land mnscle. to tho very bone
SeTcrywhere.