A SEPTEMBER VIOLET ; i'or days the peaks wore hoods of cloud , The clops * were veiled in chilly rain ; "We said : It Is the Summer's shroud , And with the brooks we moaned aloud , ' Will sunshine never come again ! At last the west wind brought us one Serene , warm , cloudless , crystal day , As though September , having blown A blast of tempest , now had thrown A gauntlet to the favored May. | Backward to Sprlne our fancies flew , And , careless of the course of Tune , The bloomy days began anew. Then , as a happy dream comes true , Qrwi poet finds his rhyme - Half wondered at , half believed I found thee , friendliest of the flowers ! Then Summer's joys came back , green-leav ed , And its doomed dead , awhile reprieved , First learned how truly they were oun. Dear violet 1 Did the Autumn bring Thee vernal dreams , till thou , like me , Didst climb to thy imagining ! Or was It that the thoughtful Spring . Did come again , in search of thee ! The Century. ATTACKED BY APACHES. J"n tho northwestern corner of New Mexico , nestling in one of the fertile valleys that dot those great deserts , is foun'd the Indian village of Ztini. Around it arc high table lauds and those "buttcs" so peculiar to the west , and not far away the horizon is bounded by the Zuni mountains , a part of the great continental back-bone. Emi grants have gradually settled wherever a fertile valley has invited a plough share or a grassy hillside a ranch , but this reservation has for the most part remained intact The village where the Zuni formerly dwelt was built upon the top of a butte which stands near by in the re servation. It was an impregnable stronghold , and for untold centuries these people held it against the hostile tribes around them. The meadows along the river at the foot of the butte supplied their wants with little labor , and as fast as the harvests ripened , they were stowed away in the grana- nes upon the top of the mountain. But in their security they lost their war like qualities , and just in proportion as agriculture and the ruder arts pro gressed among them , they have grown less savage and more timid. Their houses are built of stone and sun-baked brick , with the entrance through the roof , just as they were a thousand years ago. The householder climbs up upon a ladder , and then draws it after him. The dwellings were so constructed at first as a pre caution against enemies , and even now. with all the protection the federal government can give , tho custom is often useful , as the following incident will show. -August , 1881. a party of men con nected with the territorial surveys was stationed for several weeks at this place. The day before their arrival a band of marauding Mexicans had - crossed the border , and made a raid .upon the adjacent ranches , and driven away some ponies and cattle. The Zuni , having recovered from their fright as soon as the Mexicans disap peared with the booty , had hastily sum moned their white neighbors , and organizing for pursuit. 'But there were only a few good weapons in the whole party , and when the young men arrived with their rifles and heavy revolvers , they were re quested to lend them to the Zuni In dians during the few days necessary for pursuit. Owing to the bad feeling which universally prevails against the thieving border Mexicans , and the hos pitable reception which had been ac- . corded the young men. they were easily persuaded to lend their arms. One of them , however , refused to part with his rifle , and several of them re tained , their revolvers , while allowing the indians to take their other arms to aid in recapturing their property. The following day , while the young man were scattered about the town , some reading , some sketching the quaint objects around them , they were startled suddenly by a woman howling and screaming from one of the house tops. Immediately the cry was caught Up and repeated , as other women hur ried out upon their houses , until it seemed that the whole town had gone mad. From one end of the village to the other arose the cr'es ; eight hun dred women and children howling , screaming , beating their breasts and tearing their hair. The young men gathered at their camp in alarm , and inquired the cause of the uproar. A band of Apaches was coming ! The woman had espied them some distance down the river , creeping stealthily upon the town. Evidently they had learned that the men were away , and , tired of being good , they had put on their war paint , left their reser vation in Lincoln count } * , and were out on a raid. They were coming now to butcher the defenseless women and - children , and carry off whatever plun der they could find. There was a hurried consultation. Some of the youns : men advised that they should mount their horses and -.escape as quickly as possible , leaving the women and children to look out for "themselves ; for if they remained , what defense could half a dozen boys , armed with revolvers , make aeainst seven times that number of men ? But one young fellow , whom we will call Stonewall W - , remonstrated so vehemently against deserting the women and children that the rest of the party yielded , and they resolved to re- . -main and make what defense they could. Hastily collecting their weap ons and amunition , the } ' climed up on one of the highest houses in the village. and drew the ladder after them. There , " sheltered behind the high defenses of the roof , they would be almost secure , and able to do some damage to the as- "sailants. The partv of Apaches could be seen - 'plainly in the clear atmosphere of this region yet some distance dowu the river , but approaching stiil , one behind ' " the other , in true Indian file. It is not disparagement to those vonn ° - men to say that they were thor- - on hry frighteue'd. It is one thing to read of brave fleeds and dangers faced while seated safely at home , but quite I S fep iai 53"5 s another to find yourself in the heart o ' a wild country'with two scoro of paint ed savages creeping upon you. It was not death alone that Apaches might inflict but torture and mutilation too horribe to mention. It is doubtful if there exists a people- more devoid of human feeling , mor < cruel and fiendish , than these Apache Indians. Formerly , in thoir long marches across the"country , they woulc kill the old and infirm when they-began to impede their progress ; and on one occasion , when a squaw could carry no more of her husband's trappings jon ac count of tho pappoose in her arms , the father took the child from her , am ] swinging it about him by the heels dashed its head against the ground ; then pointing to his luggage , moved on. While the young men wero watching the approaching Indians , some one sud denly remembered that two white women and an infant were in the house outside the town , and in the direction of the savages. They were wholly un conscious of impending danger , and unless warned , would surely fall into the hands of tho Apaches. But how were they to bo informed ol it ? At that distance they could not heara call , and a pistol-shot would not attract their notice. The house stood in tho level plain , about a mile from the village , and a thousand yards or more from a defile in the rocks through which the ap proaching Indians would have to enter tho valley. Already the savages had disappeared behind the rocks and stunt ed shrubbery beyond the pass , and in a few minutes more they would be in the valley. While they hesitated , Stonewall W sprangup , and declaring that he would see no woman murdered without making an effort to save her , threw the ladder over the wall and be gan to descend , rifle in hand , for it was he who had retained his rifle. His companions called to him to come back , that it was too late to reach the women and return before the Indians would be upon him. But they might as well have called to a whirlwind. Every spark of chivalry was aroused in the young man , and had he known the Apaches would capture him , it is doubtful if ho would have re turned then. In another moment he was upon his horse , flying across the plain towards the solitary house. As his companions watched him from the housetop , they broke into a hearty cheer. It was truly a gallant deed. A soldier may charge the cannon's mouth without flinching when two armies are watching , and he knows his gallantry will be blazoned to the world ; but to dare such fiends as these , almost alone in the great wilder ness , for the sake of two unknown women , was truly heroic. These women were the wife and daughter of a man named Dan Dubois. This man had como from Wheeling , IVest Virginia , a number of years be- : ore , and having married a Mexican woman , settled here upon the Zuni river. Throughout the frontier country Du- His had made such a name for bravery and daring that his presence carried more terror to Indians and thieving Mexicans than a whole regiment of sol diers. Many marvelous * feats are ac credited to him , but certain it is that ic could draw his revolver and shoot so quickly that the eye could not detect : he movement of his hand. He rarely uissed his aim , and fear was unknown o him. The Mexican woman whom ho mar ried was of a family tiiat for genera- ; ions had suffered from the Apaches. Her ancestors as far back as the records show had been kille.l by them , and the natural timidity of Ihe Mexican had been so intensified in her that the sight of an Apache was sufficient * to throw ler into terror. Stonewall's companions watched him ; ill he had ridden scross the iuterven- ng plain to Dubois's house ; the } ' saw lini spring from his horse and enter the house , and as yet the Apaches had not n pe rod in the pass. "I iw..nd the Mexican woman engag- n some household work , " said Stone wall afterwards , "while the baby was drumming on the floor. Her daughter , a handsome girl tof sixteen years , was seated by the door thrumming a guitar. " 'Run for your lives ! ' I saidthe ; Apaches are coming ! ' "Snatching the baby in her arms , the woman dashed out of the door , never pausing for a question nor once look ing back for the girl. "I turned to follow hr , for each mo ment I was expecting to hear the yells of the Indians about the house , but glancing back , I observed the girl cast ing after her mother such a look of scorn as I have never seen on any other face , and instead of following , she quicklv took down a rifle from the wall and fastened a belt of cartridges about her waist "Run ! ' I called to her in Spanish , thinking she had notunderstood ; "the Apaches are in the pass ! ' " 'I will not run ; ' she replied in Spanish ; 'I will fight them here ! ' "Frightened-as I was , I almost forgot the danger in admiration for the girl. Born of a Mexican woman , she was afire with her Virginia father's blood. A moment before 1 had been thoroughly scared , but her spirit was contagious , and now I was heartily ashamed of my fears. "I remember now to have heard of this cirl at the fort ; and that she was a fine shot with the rifle. " Til rema'n with yon , ' I said , for no man could have left so brave a girl to fight alone. No time was to be lost , and we quickly barricaded the heavy door. "Notliinu further was said , but her quick , nervous movements showed her alive for the fray , and I do not believe a thought of fear had crossed her mind. "The door securely fastened , we climbed out upon the top of the house , which like tkose of Zuni , was flat and had a stone parapet for defense. As we came out above , the leaders of the Apaches were just appearing through the defile in the rocks. To approach us they would have _ _ to pass over a thousand yards of level plain , and with the two rifles we hoped to do some exe cution among them before they reached the house , and then defend ourselves as long as possible from behind "the wall upon the roof. -S K "When tho savages had entered the valley they pauseds if in consulta tion. There were forty-three of them. They were evidently surprised at see ing a white man there , and were con sidering if it were Duboise , for had they not thought him to be in pursuit of the Mexicans , they would not have ventured to make an attack. "Presently they began to advance very cautiously , creeping upon the ground so as to expose as little of their persons as possible to our fire. "They knew the man they saw was not Dubois. I was aware that we were in imminent danger , with scarcely a chance against those savages , but so thrilled was I by the bravery and de termination of the girl standing near me that I did not feel afraid. She had not spoken since coming upon the house-top , but , dressed in her Indian costume , was standing , rifle in hand , watching the painted forms as they crawled nearer , her lips compressed , and her fine Spanish'eyes flashing as if she had been some wild animal at bay. I carried an excellent rifle , and hesita ting no longer , fired at one of the sav ages. A little cloud of dust showed where the ball had struck the alkaline sand near a sage bush seine feet from the Indian. A derisive yell was the only response. ' 'Bad shot ! ' said the girl , and taking deliberate aim , she fired. No shout an swered her rifle , for one of the Indians was wounded. They seemed some what disconcerted by this , and paused again then , spreading out their line , began to approach once more. "Presently there was a whiff of smoke among them , and a ball whistled so near my head that instinctively I dodg ed. The girl laughed at me. The Apaches evidently had the best rifles made , and they knew how to use them. We both shielded ourselves seniewhat behind the parapet. "I was sufficiently acquainted with the Indian tactics to know that when they had approached within fair range of our rifles they would make a rush lor the house , and under the shelter of the walls to try to breakthrough the door or climb up to where we were. "That our last hour had come I could not doubt , and it was horrible to think of dyining by those fiends and being cut to pieces afterwards. "But the girl stood observing them as cooly as though they had been rab bits , waiting till they shouid be within better range of her rile before wasting more ammunition. I was preparing to fire again , for in another moment the savages might rush upon the house , when a clatter of hoofs sounded behind us , and , turning , I saw Dan Dubois gal loping up. "The girl hurried down , and letting her father in. both were with me in another moment Springing upon tho parapet in full view of the savages , Du bois opened a rapid fire upon them. Instantly they recognized him , and be gan a hasty retreat. The distance was so great that little damage was done among them , but quite a number , as was afterwards learned , were slightly wounded. "The rest of Dubois' party was only a short distance behind with the recap tured ponies and cattle. As soon as they reached the town they started after the Apaches , and some miles away from Zuni joined a party of troops under Lieutenant Gilfoyle , who , having learned that the Indians had left their reservation , was in pursuit of them. ' "The fight which followed a few days later is a matter of history which it is not necessary to relate here. Before being overtaken , the Apaches had mur dered and scalped forty men , women and children. In every instance the icart was taken out , and the body it self was mutilated in a most shocking manner. " John Willis Hays , in YoutJi's Companion. Sir Joshua Reynold's Boyhood. When Joshua was but a mere child , iis father was displeased to find hint devoted to drawing ; on a sketch which ; he boys had made , his father wrote : "This is drawn by Joshua in school , out of pure idleness. " The child found the "Jesuit's Treatise on Perspective , " and studied it with such intelligence that before he was eight years old he made a sketch of the school and its cloister which was so accurate that his astonished father exclaimed. "How this justifies tho author of the 'Perspec tive' when he says that , by observing the laws laid down in his book , a man may do wonders ; for this is wonderful ! " When about twelve years old , Joshua , while in church , made a sketch upon liis thumb-nail of the Rev. Thomas Smart From this sketch , he painted liis first picture in oils ; his canvas was a piece of an old sail , his colors were common ship-paint , and he did his work in a boathouse on Cremyll Beach. In 1740 , when Joshua was seven teen years old , his father tried to carry out his plan to apprentice him to a druggist but the boy was greatly op posed to this. He said "I would prefer to be an apotheacry rather than an ordinary painter ; but if I could be bound to an sniinent master , I should choose that" Fortunately Lord Edgecumbe and other friends advised the boy's father in his favor , and so Joshua was finally sent to London and bound to Thomas Hudson , Lhen the best portrait painter in Eng land. After two years , Hudson sud denly dismissed the youth from his studio , though his agreement was for [ our years ; the master said that Joshua neglected his orders , but others believed Hudson to be jealous of his pupil's success. St. Nicholas. A SToilern Wonder. "Say , John ! What do you think ? [ 've found something that 'beats the Dutch. ' It is the wonder of wonders , the most blessed thing that ever I set eyes on. The very angel of perfection and beauty without wings. I wouldn't take one million dollars for it. The very devil and his angels would stand aghast at the sight of it It is the loveliest flower of mortality I ever be- beheld a perfect gem. It is the one great fortune of my life. With it I san live contented and enjoy a happy old age. " "But pray , what is it Jack ? Ai you going crazy ? Do tell me ! " "Well , don't mention it John ; it's. my wife a woman without a tongue. " Elcctric Liylti. Broadbrims Who Are Up to Snuff The gentle Quaker is to be found al almost every summer resort along tho New Jersey coast , and he is a fixture and a feature of the lake and mountain resorts of Pennsylvania. In your mind's eye you picture him with a ven erable beard , bald-head , broad brimm ed hat and buckle shoes , but your mind's eye is way oft' In a great many instances "William" keeps tho hotel , and he has * business look about him to make things snap. Any ono who takes him for a moss-back will presently hear something drop. "I welcome thee and thine , " observes William as a guest walks up to the register. That's all right and proper , and vis ions of first floor rooms at § 7 per week float through a man's mind. "Wilt thou tarry with me ? " inquires William in a voice as soft as butter. You wilt. That's what you've como for. You register your name and ask to look at rooms. "I know 1 can satisfy theo , " observes William as he leads the way. "I sup pose thee prefers the first floor ? " Thee does. He is shown a bedroom a trifle larger than a coffin , without a bell , gas or other convenience , and blandly informed that he can tarry a week for $22. If he should so far forget himself as to remain two weeks a reduction of $1 per week would bo made. "I have stUl others to show thee , " says William , and you finally accept of a room and stow yourself away , because you can't do better. William has the bulge on you , and he knows it Candles are cheaper than gas , and ho knows you'll put up with them. Elec tric bells cost money , and ho knows you'll come to tho office to report your wants or let them go unrelieved. His beds are as hard as boards , but people sleep on them in preference to tho floor. His table won't compare with an ordinary country hotel , but you must eat or go hungry. The waiter softly thee's and thou's you , but tho coffee is dishwater and the butter stale. At the office thee is told to make thy self at home , but the price of cigars , billiards and bowls create the impres sion of highway robbery. Thee can't get a bathing suit any cheaper of William than of the Hebrew on the corner. His wagon charges thee just as much for a ride , and his porter wants feeing and his boot-black grabs for his dime the same as at tho taverti of the ungodly. If you get beer it is brought to you covertly , as if Will iam was ashamed , but the liquid is execrable , the bottle is a c'icat , and the price exorbitant. Williai i professes to serve thee with milk at lno table , but he waters it. He talks of dairy butter , but serves thee with a mockery. He tells thee there are no musquitoes , and thus saves the expense of screens while you fight the pests all night. In fact , Old Broadbrim is up to snuff at all the resorts , and you've got to get drowned with all your cosh on your person to get ahead of h'rn for even a nickel. Every "thee" costs you fifteen ' cents , and it is never more'than two "thees" for a quarter. Detroit Free Press. They Were Xear-Siglited. "You seem to be very much attached to your wife , as much so as if you were enjoying your honeymoon in stead of being old married people , " said Smith to Brown. The latter appeared somewhat con fused. He took oft" his eye-glasses , rubbed them very carefully with a handkerchief and replaced them on his nose. "What do you mean ? " he asked. "Didn't I see you at thetheater last night ? " asked Brown. "We were there , " responded Brown. "Did I see you two coining out , at the end of the performance , hand in hand ? " "That's a fact ! " replied Brown. "You see we are very is ear-sighted and were afraid if we < jot ; seperated we could not find each other. It did look kinder affectionate , didn't it ? " St. Paul Globe. No Trouble. "Do yon have much trouble in get ting your children to take medicine ? " said Mrs. Green , addressing Mrs. Black. "None at all. " "How do you manage it ? " "Well , for instance , when I want my boy to take castor oil , I pour the oil in to "a glass and say , 'Here , Tom , drink this , but you needn't ask for any more. ' Then he drinks it with jipparent relish , believing that I am not a ixious for him to take it. He always asks for more. Oh , no , it is no trouble to get my chil dren to take medicine. " Arkansaw Traveler. An Editor's Vacation. Times being rather hard we are go ing to take our wife to the home of mother-in-law next week for our - - a short visit , and we will give our readers a little vacation ly not issuing any paper. They won't" lose much , for there is little news going just now. and we print this week an edi torial on the tariff which would have appeared next week. The only thing we have had to leave out on that ac count is Bill Jones' ad. about a farm for sale , but that is of no conse quence , as he hasn't paid us anything for it yet. Dakota Thunderer. Lazy People. "I think old Judge Pennybunker is one of the laziest men I ever saw , " re marked Gilhooly to Hostetter McGin- nis. "Is he lazy ? " "Lazy ! Lazy is no name for it He is so confounded lazy that it tires liim to keep up with the earth when it turns on its axis. " Texas Siftings. A Eare Combination. New Tutor You say that you want me to give especial attention to good breeding and religious matters ? Father Yes ; I want my son to grow up a well bred , religious man. New Tutor I will do the best I can , sir ; but the two are somewhat antag onistic , as it were. New York Times. THE BUSINESS WOKL3) . A. Wholesome , Steady Advance ment in Legitimate Opera tions. The business record of August con trasts favorably with the same month of recent years , both in point of com mercial , financial , and industrial activi ty and in the promise of. future pros perity. A wholesome , steady advance ment in legitimate operations is the marked feature of the past four weeks. The peculiar conditions surrounding the money market are the direct out growth of its gratifying movement. JJnder the stimulus of increased rail road building , expanding consumptive requirements while production has been restricted , abundance of grain and pro duce at home , and only fair agricul tural returns abroad , it is natural that momentary affairs should first respond to the broad general improvement Distinctively fresh enterprises have thus far been less numerous than in other years when the common situation has been otherwise healthful , and pure ly speculative ventures have scarcely caused a ripple on the surface of finan cial seas. A warm , dry summer has resulted in matured and harvested grain crops i.bout three weeks earlier than for the average year , while the labor agitation sf last spring deferred the larger half of that season's trade to the summer months. It may.be well for those who have exagorated ideas of what the au- lumn has in store for them , to remem ber that August has been a profitable month chiefly when compared with the like dull period of former years. The tpecial reasons assigned for its un usual activity are not likely to obtain in the fall , though there is undoubted rround for presuming that relative en largement may prevail through tho icxt ninety days. There is moreover , wit little inclination to reckless op- vrating , and values of commodities are nowhere : uivaneed unless the appre ciation cnn be readily and permanently ; ield. The foundation of trade , in a oroad sense , is strongly fortified by strict adherence to the laws of supply ; nd demand , and the danger from the "boom" element is now reduced to a > oint near its minimum. In the grain situation nothing but moderate improvement in the condit.on c-f the growing crops has revealed it- elf , corn in Kansas and spring wheat n Minnesota being especially benefited y the rains of the past two weeks. Scceipts of wheat were 3,318,764 bush els at the eight leading western mar- sets , against 3,287.000 bushels for the > revioua week. Heavy deliveries are ooked for and the visible supply is Mxpected to show an increase of 2,000- f 00 to 2,500,000 bushels. The export demand has been good and bad weath- > r was reported abroad , but holders urere weak and the course of prices oas been downward. The October option ranged at 77 to Slc , the out side being realized Monday. No real Wnprovemcnt to European crops was leveloped , and Liverpool markets were inclined to be heavy , especially toward the close of the week. Corn sympathized very strongly with wheat , and had little beside the intermittent of the "short" interest upport to sus- am it. Shipments of old stock from armers' hands were large and sensibly afiecttid prices. The October option ranged at 42J@44 cents , as against 42A@14 cents for the same week of 885. Pasturage has been greatly benefited by the rainfall of the week , extending over wide sections of the 'razing lands , but there is yet decided anger of overstocking it. and cattle as a rule , must be given additional feed or some time to come. Dry goods and general merchandise movements have proven exceptionally satisfactory , both"as compared with nrevious weeks and the corresponding eriod of recent years. The jobbers of dry goods report gratifying returns , out manufacturers' agents only made moderate sales. There was a mater.al iicrease in the shipments of woolen dress goods from New York , owing to a reclassification of freights over the Eastern railroads favorable to these fabrics. The late upward movement in cottons has been somewhat checked by the improving cotton crop condi tions , slightly lower prices at New York and Liverpool , and two unfortunate defalcations at Boston which caused temporary embarrassment to several mills in the vicinity of that city. A short interruption to production , how ever , will only have the effect of en hancing values as stocks of the raw Droduct are nowhere excessive. Print jloths have fully held their own while there has been a steady , active request for cotton flannels throughout the week. Lumber and coal have gained ad vances upon better consumptive de mands. Through the Mississippi Val ley , at Saginaw , Toledo. Cleveland and eastward the lumber trade is inspired with a stronger feel'iig and animation than here , but prices have been well maintained with the increased activity in building , the mainstay of the markets everywhere. The iron trade > s using more coal than for several y > ars past , and the same may be said of almost all manufacturing industries , 'i iic restric tion of the output for September to i , 750,000 tons was a wise step on the part of the anthracite combination and , if adhered to , will bring the production of the first eight months to very nearly an even basis with the same months of 1884 and 1S 5. The tonage for this year to Oct 1 will be 22'JOG,724 tons , against 21.785,421 tons last year , and 21,962,167 the previous year for the like period. There has been more doing in soft coal , too. and outside quotations were easily obtained. Pig iron gained in activity , while southern irons were advanced about 50 cents per ton , Scotch iron about 25 cents per ton , and finished iron sold more freely at an appreciation of fully 5 per cent , over former sales. Old rails have been selling at $34.50 per ton , which returns the makers nearly $7 profit. At this dme last year there were 71 furnaces in filast against 121 now. Loanable capital has been in good de mand at firm rates of interest in the in- terior , while the request for funds at tho Eastern centers has exceeded tho simply. Cheap loans have boon freely called in. and more money has been placed on time than for somu timo past. The stringency at New York has been aggravated by brokers borrowing largo luirns of money to carry them beyond Jan. 1 , at least Tho flow of funds Westward to move grain and to go in to commercial and industrial employ ment has continued uninterrupted. Stocks and bonds wero left to tho mercies of a few room traders and were dull but rather steady. Foreign exchange gained some strength from the advance in the Bank of England discount rate to 3 * per cent The ex ports of gold to th'S country from Lon don and continent will probably ap proximate § 5,000,000 for the week. Abroad general trade is improving sympathetically with tho natural , ' healthy progre'ss noted here. ( Jhicaqo Inter Ocean. Awful to Take. Colonel Sackerly , a gentleman who- is prominently identified with tho tem perance movement remarked to his wife : "My dear , I bought a bottle of Bullfinche's Liver Cure. I thought that I'd try a quart bottle and then , if it helps me , will continue its use. Nice looking bottle , " holding it up. "Name blown in the bottle. I'll keep it up here on the safe and take it just before meal time. It is said to be horrible to take , but I don't mind the taste if I am only benefited. " "I hope that it will help you , for you have not been well during tho sum mer , " the colonel's wife replied. "I haven't much faith in patent medicines , " the colonel said , "but this has been highly recommended. Be lieve I'll take a dose of it now. " Ho turned up the bottle , took several swal lows , made a wry face and exclaimed : "Voo ! Horrible stuflL Don't be lieve I can stand it. " "Oh , but vou must" "Well , I'll try. " He took several "pulls" at the medi cine during the afternoon and his wife declared that it was surely helping him "for don't > ou see it has benefitlcd you already , " she remarked. "You haven't been in such ijood spirits before for a long time. You must keep it up. " "I'll try , Jane , but it's awful to take. By the way , a doctor told me to that he uses it in his practice and that its good eflccls are best brought out by. the ad dition of lemon and sugar. " He tried it with lemon and sugar and acknowledged that the doctor was right "Best medicine ever I saw , " said he. "But , dear , don't you think you take it a lit tie too often ? " Oh , no. The doctor told me to take it as often as I could stand it , but it's awful to take. Wish you'd squeeze me a lemon in a glass. Believe I'll take a good dose this time. I told you what the doctor said , didn't I ? " "Yes. " 4 'Ah , hah. Best doctor I ever saw. There's something in patent medicines ' after all , but as a'rule I haven't much faith in them. By the way , the doctor told me that a littlo lemon and sugar would bo good to mix with the medi cine. Takes away the bad taste. Be lieve I'll try it again. This hot weath er makes rue unsteady on my feet , " he added , as he staggered againbt the table. "By tho way. did I tell you what the doctor said ? " "Of course you did. You've told me three or four times. " He missed his chair and sat down on the floor. "This hot weather knocks a man around shameful. " "Let me taste that medicine , " said his wife. "Oh , no , honey ; it's too bad for you. Horrible to take. Doctor said lemon and sugar help cause. " She seized the bottle and tasted the medicine. A dark frown spread over her face , and as she threw the bottle into the street , she said : "It's so hard to take , dear , that I'll relieve you of the infliction. Get up off the floor. " "Doctor said " "Get up , I tell you. " "Hot weather " She darted from the room. A few moments later she heard a hoarse and gurgling voice singing : "Nigger and the white man playing chuck-a- luck , Nigger beat the white man , snatch tae money up. Nigger on the wood-pile couldn't count eleven , Flung him in a feather bed'n thought he was In heaven. " Arkansas Traveler. Horses at the Bath. "It was my habit , " said a gentleman just returned from a visit to Cape May to a New York Times reporter , "too to the beach daily at the hour for the horses to bathe , and a great pleasure I found to watch them. The noble fellows came down over the sand , tossing their heads and impatiently pawing , evident ly full of eager anticipation. Once in , the water they waded or swam about on the line , smooth beach , ducking their heads in the breakers and tossing the spray like a pack of huge Newfound- land mastifls. The grooms lind it diffi cult to get them out and back to their quarters. One of the men in charge told me how well horses thrive during a seashore resilience. The briny air is a bracing tonic to them and the salt water imparts a satin smoothness to their coats. "At Saratoga too , equines improve on the waters as much as their masters , more , perhapsfor they do not have the counteracting influences of late hours and rich eating , not to mention the more serious dissipations of the spa. I have seen horses there led regularly " to the springs every morning for"there dose , and a quality of the medicinal liquid carried avray for grooming pur poses. A good rubbing down"with spring water acts like a polishing brush and the horses sides fairly reflected their lustrous gloss after it. A Good Definition. One of our lawyers , in an argument before a jury last week , very aptly de fined a bully as "A man who is brave where there is no danger and would insult a woman. " Selma ( Ala. ) Times.