The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, August 12, 1886, Image 7

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    SETTLED THE BILL.
kn Old PcllowVIio Xrcarnccl to Ad
mire a Circuit nidcr.
A circuit rider , in a neighborhood
Jrith which he was unacquainted , stop
ped nm n in 'tlie road and asked :
"My friend , can you tell me of a
place where a preacher can stay all
light without money and without
price ? "
Pi'Yas , in the woods. "
.Of course , but can you not tell me
if soine house ? "
"Yes ( pointing ; , that one up on yon
lill. "
"Will it cost me anything ? "
"Not a cent. "
"Who lives there ? "
"Nobody. "
"I don't want to stay in a vacant
house. Come , now , mygood * man , tell
ine of a place. "
"Wall , I will. Go about two miles
3own this road , then turn to the left ,
The fust house you strike will be old
3am Totter's. He'll take yon in. "
"But will he charge anything ? "
, "Not a cent. "
"Treat me well , of course ? "
"Like er jedge give you the best in
She house. "
"Will he feed my horse ? "
"He'll founder him , if you say so. "
"I arn a thousand times obliged to
rou. "
"Say , " the man called , as thfipreach-
jr started off , "he's a sorter curis fel
ler , an1 if you ask him how much he
tharges he'll git mad. Jest act like
pou was at home , an' it'll be all right
tvith him.
"Thank you , I'll do so. "
The preacher found old Potter to be
i tall , gaunt man , with a harsh voice
ind grizzled beard. Just before bed
time the minister aksed Mr. Potter if
he would join him in praver.
"Not jest yit , " Potter replied. "Jest
; it down an" pray when yer feel like
it Don't wait on me , ftir I've got to
Feed the hogs afore I go to bed. "
After breakfast the next morning ,
'
when the preacher's horse'had been
saddled , the reverend gentleman turn-
sd lo Potter , and said :
"When I leave a place I always feel
that I am forgetting something. "
"Wall , ain't yer ? "
"No , I think not , " the preacher re
plied as he began to fumble in his sad
. "No I haven't
dle-bags. , forgotten
mything.1
"I'm putty certain that you have.
Tou've forgot to pay me. "
"What ! I didn't know you charged
anything. "
"Yer know it now. "
"But , my dear sir , I am a. poor
preacher. "
"Never beam yon preach , "but jedjjin'
by the way you talk , I reckiu' 3-011 air
3r po' preacher. "
"I mean that I haven't any money. "
"Not my fault. "
"ThatVall very well , but I can't pav
rou. "
"Then I'll have to take it outcu your
hide. "
Look here , mv friend ' "
"Oh , I'm looking' . Coin' to keep
my eyes on you. " .
"I'say that a man told me I could
stay here without charge. "
"Yas , but I wau't the man. "
"I really can't pay you. "
"What , after eatin' as much as you
have ? W'y , parson , you can make a
table look the delicatest an' puniest , uv
any man I ever seen. The very first
pass 3'ou made the hind leg of a shoat
aisappeared an' then 3-011 made a mo
tion at the last pound uv butter we had
an' it wau't no longer fur this here
arlli. "
" 1 admit that I was hungry , but "
"
"Oh. 3011 needn't admit it"fur I soon
aiskivered that fack. " '
"This is surely a very awkward posi
tion. I really do not know what to
do. "
"Settle up , is the 01113advice I've
jot to offer. "
"But I really cannot. "
"Then some uvour hide must come
off. ' '
"I wish 3-011 had more soul. "
4'Yas , an' I wush yon had more
money. "
"You certainly would not commit an
act of violence merelvfor afew dimes ? "
"Yas , b'"leve I would. "
"My friend , I am on the way to feed
m3r Hock and "
"I reckon 3-011 think mo' erbout feed-
in' yourself. Why , that dish uv cab
bage turned pale every time 3-011 looked
nt it. I ken stand er good deal but
when a vidults cyclone comes along it
breaks me up. "
' 1 am occupying a terribly awkward
position. "
"Better squat , then. "
"Jf you'll let ma off I'll send you the
tnone- . "
"No. I'm erfeerd that after you begin
to feed your Hock you won't think uv a
sinner like me. "
"Well , I declare , I am in an awkward
position. "
"Yas , so Pve hearn. "
"Is there no way by which we can
settle this affair ? "
"Oh , yes , pay up. "
"But I tell 3-0111 have no money. "
"Yas. so I've hearn. "
"Well , as yon have driven me to the
wall I suppose I must fight vou ? "
"That's my ticket Skin yourself. " '
"The preacher took off his alapaca
coat folded it and put it on a bench ,
then , after deliberately rolling up his
shirt sleeves , he said :
"Just step this way , please. "
Mr. Potter stepped that way and was
promptly knocked down. He got up
just in time to be knocked down again.
The next time he got up cautiously and
tried to seize the preacher but was
knocked flat of his back.
"Hold on , parson , " he said , getting
np. "The bill's paid. Look here , " he
r continued , brushing himself , "you've
< - . * TT S got to eat dinner with me before you go.
At first I didn't think 3-011 had much re
ligion but now I know that you are
one of the elect. John , take the par
son's horse back to the stable , kain't
afford to let you go , sir. Best man I
ever saw. It was old Bill Simons that
told you to come over here an' he has
been dodgin' round all the mornin' to
see you whupped. Say , what bus'ness
was'you in before3-011 'gunter preach ? "
" 1 was a prize fighter , " the. preacher
replied as he sealed himself and
smoothed back \m\r.-Arkansaw \
Traveler.
HOW THE SPOTTERS SPOT.
TheTan \vltli the Iteans and 32vun-
Kclliie7itli Ifcr Pincushion.
"I took notice " Cam
to-day , began a
bridge horse-car conductor fast even
ing , "that a number of conductors on
the Middlesex road have been pulled
oil for knocking down fares. I am
surprised at their doing anything of
that kind after that '
getting 'extra quar
ter. ' I don't believe there is a conduc
tor on Cambridge road who knocks
down fares now. The boys use the
road well and the road uses us well. As
far as I know , no spotters are riding
about in the cars now. "
"Then you generally know who they
are , do you ? "
"Yes , those who have been on the
road a long time can generally tell one
after seeing the man or woman , which
ever it may be , a few times , and par
ticularly in an open car. In a closed
car they can look around without
its being noticed , but in an open
car they have to look back , and
whqn we are on the rear platform we
see what tho racket is very soon.
Speaking of spotters , there used to be
an elderly man , finely dressed , wear
ing a tall hat , and carrying a gold-head
ed cane , who always rode into town
with me on my 10 o'clock trip in the
forenoon. After riding with me sever
al weeks with great regularity he stop
ped , and I haven't seen him since.
He was always reading a morning pa
per , and tried to make conductors
think he was deeply interested. Some
times he had that morning's paper
and soinet'mes he had one a
month old. Ho was always
reading apparently never really.
He carries a little book in his
left hand , and would keep track
of the number of passengers who got
on and off the car. He would , I sup-
nose , pass the number in to the com
pany and they would compare his fig
ures with mine. Then I remember a
young man , who tried to appear and
this is true of them all very dignified.
He carried about one hundred small
beans with him. When a passenger
got on he would put a bean in his left
vest pocket , and when a passenger got
off the bean would find its way to an
other pocket , and vice versa. He would
get oft"at Scollay square and count up
the beans and see how many passengers
there were. By riding on car after car ,
counting beans by the thousand , till he
could almost identify each bean , and
keeping the conductor's numbers he
would earn his living. Talk about con
ductors' pay , money wouldn't hire rue
to lake that man's place. "
"Now and then I hear of them on va
rious roads. I remember some years
ago a well-dressed woman , who always
carried in her left hand a small , blue
pin-cushion. It had long rows of pins.
When a passenger got off she would
put a pin in the side of the cushion.
When one got on she would put a pin
in tho top of the cushion. The num
ber of pins used on top and on the side
would correspond if she had paid at
tention to business. The cushion was
very small , and unless you noticed par
ticularly , 3rou wouldn't see it. She was
very much interested in Longfellow's
Evangeliuc , ' and so much did she
carry it about that the conductors be
gan to call her 'Evaugeline. ' She
must have counted enough pins to
keep Jordan , Marsh & Co. supplied a
month. She probabl3 * got married ,
but if she watches her husband as close
ly as she did the conductors , the Lord
deliver him. " Boston Globe.
Don't Undervalue tlie Boy.
The following sound
find in the American Agriculturist. It
would be a benefit to both fathers and
sous if its precepts were more often
regarded :
Too many men make their boys feel
that they are of little or no account
while they are bojs. Lay a responsi
bility on a boy , and lie will meet it in : i
manful spirit. On no account ignore
their disposition to investigate. Help
them to understand things. Encour
age them to know what they are about.
We are too apt to treat a boy's seeking
after knowledge as mere idle curiosit } ' .
"Don't ask questions" is poor advice to
boys. If you do not exalain puzzlinp
things to them , 3-011 oblige them to
make many experiments before they
iind out ; and though experimental
knowledge is best , in one sense , in an
other it is not , for that which can be
explained clearly does not need experi
menting with. If the principle in
volved is understood , there is no
further trouble , and the boy can go
ahead intelligently.
Do not wait for the boy to grow up
before yon begin to treat him as an
equal. A proper amount of confidence ,
and words of encouragement and ad
vice , and giving him to understand that
yon trust him in many ways , helps to
make a man of him long before he is a
man in either stature or years.
The Boston Journal of Commerce
also makes a good suggestion to parents
apropos to the above.
Give him tools , says the writer , and
let him find out for himself whether he
lias got any mechanical taste or not.
Do not discourage him , as parents are
apt to do , by saying : "Oh , it is no use
for you to try to do anything with tools.
1 never have any taste that wajand of
course you have not" If a boy finds
he can make a few articles with his
hand , it tends to make him rely on him
self. And tlie planning that is neces-
eary for the execution of the work is a
discipline and an education of great
value to him. The future welfare and
happiness of the boy depend on the
surroundings of his youth. When lie
arrives at that period "in his life when
he is obliged to choose what profession
or what fine of business to follow , it is
highly important that lie take no false
step. And in his youth he has culti
vated a taste for any particular branch ,
the choice of a profession or business
will be made more easy.
Chief Pouudmaker's death is said tc
have been caused by strangulation.
He was eating berry soup and bunch
grass beef. The soup went down the
wrong way , and in coughing he burs !
a blood vessel , from which he died.
ComfortnbJo Suicide * .
Ono Italian resident of San Francisco
made a unique record by smoking himself
to death with a blanketed peanut roaster ,
but liis stylo was not considered good be
cause some of the charcoal fumes from the
deadly weapon escaped and nearly wafted
his wife , mother-in-law and three children
into the harp-players' paradise along with
him. The Chinese and French , the doctor
observed , perform their last task in the
easiest manner of most nationalities , tho
latter with their little charcoal loaded
braziers , and tho former with opium. Tho
stnartCliinaman , who wants to begathered
to Confucius without any foolishness ,
usually has some knowledge of chemistry ,
and rams his opium pill homo with a drink
of vinegar. Vinegar dissolves the drug ,
forming an active tincture , in medical par
lance , and sets to work in more of a hurry
than tlie lazy drug exhibits when it is not
driven by other agents. [ San Francisco
Alta.
He Smoked and Prayed.
The most absent-minded man in the
world has been found , and lie lives in Buf
falo. He tells the story himself , as follows :
"You know I am not awfully religious , but
when a child I was taught to say my pray
ers at night. I am glad to say I have
stuck to it ever since and generally manage
to put in a few anyhow nearly every time I
go to bed. A short time ago I went to my
room as usual smoking a cigar , and con
tinued right along puffing while I was un
dressing. Just before getting into bed I
knelt down as usual , and when through
suddenly discovered that I had been taking
my smoke as comfortable as you please
while offering up my devotions. It struck
me as being a little/off color. " [ Buffalo
Courier.
American Naval Engineers.
Men who remember forty years back can
recall tho time when in both the British
and American r.avies the engineer was con
sidered as but littlo above a common
Bailor , a sort of blacksmith afloat , to bo
kept in Coventry by the officers. But that
tate of affairs vanished with the progress
of steam and tho realization on tho part of
the government and the service that there
was as great a demand for skill , pluck and
trained intelligence in the engine room as
on the quarter deck. Americans woke up
to this truth before it dawned on the Eng
lish mind , and to-day there is no class in
the service more intelligent , more deserving
or more respected than the engineers , who
are as thorough gentlemen and as agreea
ble men of the world as the most learned
and traveled admirals. [ Boston Tran
script.
How About the Fiji Senators ?
Early last week a member of the British
house of lords bad a fist fight with a candi
date for the house of commons. On Friday
a member of the United States congress
knocked another member down with his
fist. On Saturday a member of theFrench
senate fought a duel with the minister of
war. Having heard the reports from the
three leading nations of the civilized side of
tho world , we should now bo pleased to
know what the statesmen of tho Fiji Islands
and tho Hottentot country did to distin
guish themselves last week. [ Pittsbur ,
Post.
Dentist-made teeth go well with a false-
set-oli voice.
Don't fail to see the BATTLE or Girrrvs-
BUKG when you visit OKI .lia. Special rates
to excursion parties. D.H.Wheeler , Jr , Sec'y
The Niagara whirlpool is a great whirl
fool place.
TETTER. Amcmbcrof the Pioneer Press
staff , troubled for eleven years with obstinsHu
Tetter on his hands , has completely cured it in
les than a month , by the use of Cole's Carbol-
Isalve. [ Pioneer Press , St. Paul.
When you bear a bee buzzing on the win
dow pane , let it bee.
THE MOST OBSTI.VATE CASES of Catarrh are
cured by the use of Ely's Cream Balm , the
only agreeable remedy. It is not a liquid
or snuff and is easily applied. For cold in
the head it is magical. It gives relief at
once. All druggists sell it. Price 50 cents.
BLEEDING NOSIKILS. It has done me so
much good. I want you to cend me two
more bottles immediately. I have been
afllicted w ith Catarrh for over ten years
frequently my nose would bleed and le.ive
the nostrils in a dry. inflamed condition ,
with constant soreness. I experienced re
lief after thefirst trial of Ely's Cream Balm.
It is the best of a great many remedies I
have tried , and I can fully recommend it.
E. Gill , Madison , 0. , Editor of the Index.
ELY'S CREAM BALM is the most effective ,
convenient and agreeable catarrh remedy I
ever usod , and I have tried them all. C. B.
Cook , Henning , Landerdale Co. , Tenn.
Tho horse-chestnut is the handsomest
sliu.de tree.
GET Lyon's Heel StlfTcners applied to your boots
audahoes before you run them over.
Truth is flighty and don't prevail.
PATENTS obtained by .Louis bagger & Co. , At
torneys , "WashingtonD.C. Est'd 1864. Advice free.
To dream of eating cabbage signifies sad
ness and sorrow.
The Omaha Typd foundry can furnish
new newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
Hill , and just as naturally life , energy and strength
are sained by taking Hood's Sarsiparttla. The pe
culiar tonlnp. purifying , and vitalizing qualities ot
this successful medicine are felt throughout the en
tire system , expelling disease , and giving quick ,
healthy action to every organ. If you suffer from
any disease of the blood , stomach disorder , or diffi
culty with the liver and kldaeys , try the peculiar
medicine. Hood's Sarsaparllla. Be sure to get Hood's.
Take no other.
"I hat e taken Hood's Saraparlla ! for dyspepsia
and ai a tonic alterative , with the most beneficial
results. I have also used It for rheumatism with the
good effect. I regard It as one of the very best f am-
lly medicines , and would not willingly be without
It. " A. B. CUBET , Providence , B. I.
"I hare been uslns Hood's Sarsapartlla for Indl-
estlon and liver trouble. It has greatly benefited
me , and I think It Is fully as good a medicine as
claimed. " E. S. CnrsEBEO , chief engineer flre de"
partment , Stoatngton. Ct ,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Bold by all druggists. $1 ; slxior * 5. Prepared only
byC. I. HOOD& CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar
I Sure relief i nrnrnr i
' Price35cts.diSlllM.
IfinnPR'fi DACTIII CC
RIUUtK O PAO I ILLhO.bymail. StowelliCo.
Jlestown , J
: , Iowa.
PEKICK'S T
CORK EXTRACTOR c
BUNIONS. " "
25c. of W. 1
Dulniqne Daily Telegraph : VARcnUeman
connerteil with the Telegraph has tested
Chaniberhxiri'H colic , clioler.i and diiirrliaitt
medicine , and declares that it in all that its
inanuracttner clniuiR it to be. A few days
ago ho W B attacked with a severe colic
ami prociirinx' it buttlu took one doso. The
effect was instantaneous. A gentle , pleas
ing heat was diffused throughout the Htom-
nch , the cramps and diarrhmadisappeared ,
and in a few hours the suffcier was as wel
as ever. He is enthusiastic in his praises
of the medicine and heartily recommends il
to all who may l > e afflicted an lie was. A
bottle should be in every household , for no
one can tell when he or she may need it. "
To know who is matin money , read the
names of advertisers.
PCMOUB Sufrorlntr from Files will find
Relief b v using CAUIKK'S LITTLE LIVEH PILLS.
25c.One swallow does not make a summer ,
neither will it support a beer saloon.
AH departments of Drake University
open Sept. 1-1 , except theLaw and-Medical ,
which open a few weeks later. The school
has 35 able instructors , and last year en
rolled 305 students , with 51 graduates.
Industry without wit is simply brutal.
The Business College at Lincoln , Neb. , has
the best penmen in the west. The business
and short-hand courses are complete. Send
for specimen penmanship ifeCollesc Journal.
A baker sells what ho kneads himself.
AH disorders caused by a bilious sbate of
the system can be cured by using Carter's
Little Liver Pills. No pain , griping or dis
comfort attending their use. Try them.
The fisheries question Why is it always
tlie biggest fish that gets away ?
Baldness and dandruff can be prevented
by using Hall's Hair Ilenewer.
Quinine relieves only temporarily in fever
and ague. Ayer's Ague Cure cures perma
nently.
That Chicago bomb proves to have been
of the boomerang variety.
SAFE , permanent and complete are tho
cures of bilious and intermittent diseases ,
made by Prickly Ash Kitters. Dyspepsia ,
general debility , habitual constipation ,
liver and kidney complaints are speedily
eradicated from tho system. It disinfects ,
cleanses and eliminates'all malaria. Health
and vigor arc obtained more rapidly and
permanently by the use of this great
natural antidote than by any other
remedy heretofore known. As a blood
purifier and tonic it brings health , re
newed energy and vitality to a worn and
diseased body.
Mexico should have a Cutting reply about
Editor Cutting.
" ' ' is excel
PHUKY DAVIS" I'AiN'-KiLLEit an
lent regulator of the stomach and bowels ,
and should always be kept on hand , espe
cially at this season of the year , when so
many suffer from bowel Howard."I
is nothing so quick to relieve in attacks of
cholera.
Ono must needs go to the sea shore to
sea-shells.
A MOST LIBERAL OFFER !
THE VOLTAIC BKLT Co. , Marshall , Mich ,
offer to send their Celeb rated VOLTAIC BELTS
r.nd Electric Appliances on thirty days'
trial to any man afflicted with Nervous De
bility , Loss of Vitality , Manhood , ifcc. Il
lustrated pamphlet IN SEALED ENVELOPE
with full particulars , mailed free. Write
them at once.
The Omaha Type foundry can furnish
new newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
The heated fat woman with her little girl
is a hot-and-tot.
Bronchitis Is cured br frequent small doses of
F-iso's Cure for Consumption.
Bob Ingersoll next season will lecture on
Shakespeare.
If You Uso Tobacco or Stimulants
You certainly should use Carter's Little
Nerve Pills.
Mrs. Senator Dolph is said to be the most
finely-formed woman in Washington.
Our young people who attend Elli
ott's Business College , Burlington ,
Iowa , receive a thorough preparation
'or life's work hence
, are very success
ful. Send for a catalogue free.
To , it is not proper to speak of the judi
ciary as a bench show.
Be merciful to dumb animals. Heal
nil open sores and cuts with Stewart's
Healing Powder , 15 and 50 cents a box.
Love is deformed when it is all on one
side.
NEWSPAPER OUTFITS
IFurzsislted on § Iort Notice From
Omalin , at CIiicapj Prices.
mmm GG-ODS
CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED.
OJV3AHA TYPE FOUNDRY ,
Omaha , Neb. , iztli and Howard.
"I Don't TVaut Keller , Rut Cure , "
is tlio exclamation ot thontmmls Kuflering
from catarrh. To nil stuh we sny : Catarrh
can bo ctiretl by Dr : Sii u'n Catnrrh Rcino-
dy. It has been done in thncKiitultj pt
cusep ; why not in yours ? Yourtlnnjjer is in
delay. Enclose a stamp to World's Din-
pcnsiiry .Medicnl An ocintion. Uulfulo , N.
Y. , for pamphlut on this disease.
The tusk of a mnstudon of immense size
was unearthed nt Dallas , W. T.
Ate Important Arrest.
The arrest of n suspicious character upon
his general appearance , movements or com
panionship , without waiting until he has
robbed a traveler , fired a house , or mur
dered a fellow-man , is nn important func
tion of a shrewd detective. Even more
important is the arrest of a disease which ,
if not checked , will blight and destroy a
human life. Tho frequent cough , loss of
appetite , general languor or debility , pallid
skin , and bodily aches nnd pains , announce
the approach of pulmonary consumption ,
which is promptly arrested and permanent
ly cured by Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical
Discovery. " Sold by druggists.
Politeness is real kindness kindly er-
pressed.
Weak lungs , spitting of blood , consump
tion and kindred affections , cured without
physician. Address for treatise , with 10
cents in stamps , World's Dispensary Medi
cal Association , GCa Main Street , Buffalo ,
N.Y.
A frigid smile iced champagne.
At this season nearly every one needs to nso soma
eort of tonic. IRON enters into almost every phj-
Bicun'a prescription forthoso who need building DO.
THE
BEST TONIC
For Wenkncns , l.awHitudc , I.nck of
Knerjnr , etc. , it HAS. NO JiQUAJ , , and is
the only Iron medicine that w not injurious.
It Enriches tho Blood. Invigorates tho
feystem , IteatorcH Appetite , Aids DlgfNtiou
It does not blacken onnjuro tho teeth , cause head
ache or produce constipation other Iran medicine * do
JlRS.SIrnA MATFIELD , Norfolk , Neb. , nays : "I
hare used Brown's Iron Bitters tsa tonic with most
happy results. "
ME. CHAS WAGNER. 811 Etehth St. , Omaha.
, " ' Iron Bitters for General
Neb. says : "I used Brown's
Debility and it made almost a iie.vnian of mo. I
cheerfully recommend it. "
Jin. J. F. MxauinE. Wilson , Neb. , says : " I have
used Brown's Iron Bitters for General Debility and
gladly recommend it to like Butlercra. It has mado
a new mnof me. " _ _ _
Gennine has above Trade Hark and crossed red lines
\rrapper. . Take no other. Made only by
BltOWX CHEMICAL. CO. , BAI/TIilOIIE , MD.
Tlio lest and snrcst Remedy for Cnro of
all diseases caused by any derangement of
the Liver , Kidneys , Stomach and Bowels.
Dyspepsia , Sick Headache , Constipation ,
Bilious Complaints and 3Ialariaof all kinds
yield readily to tlio Leneflcent influence of
It is pleasant to the taste , tones up the
system , restores and preserves health.
It is purely Vegetable , and cannot fail to
prove beneficial , both to old and youny ; .
As a Blood Purifier it is superior to all
others. Sold everywhere at $1.00 a bottle.
GOLD MEDAL PARIS EXPOSITIOH-1878.
THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS
Habit. Qnlckly and Pnlnleu *
lycuredathome. Correspondence
solicited and free trial ot cure tent
honestlnvcaticators. TiiKlIUMAxa
. Lafayette , inii.
here anil earn pood
TELEGRAPHY furuUbed
Valentine Bros. anesvIIIe. AVls.
MAKE UNIVERSITY. S2.
address , G. T. CAEPENTZE. DES MOU.KS. Ix
AHA
Races , September 6th to nth Purses , ; : $10,000 ,
Premiums for Stock and Products , : : $10,000 ,
For Best 50 Ears of Corn , : S50.00-BRING IT !
mm - STATE EXPO ;
-TO BE HELD IN CITY OF-
OMAHA , SEPTEMBER 4th TO 13th.
For Premium List or Information , Address :
D. W. WHEELER , Sec'y , Omaha.
The Best
LICKER faterpof
Coat ,
Tho FISH B HAND SLICKER Is iramnted vnt-rproof , * nd vOl kerp jou &rj in
the hinleit tona. The new POMMEL SUCKER ii a perfect riding eoit , and
the entire laddie. Beware . -without the "Fiah
core oflmlUIIons. Kon eennlnwithout
Brand" trade-mark. Illtntrated CaUlocaa free. JJ. . Tower , Boiton ,
TREATED FREE !
Dr. B-2. H. Green & Song
roi-TUIrl M n Ycjir 1'iiit.
treated Dropsy ami lt cuini > lleiloin with th
most wonderful un' s , u--e vcsotablu rumelifs. era
tlrely harnile-s. Krinoru all ityintUoms of Uroswy la
eight to twenty day * .
Curs patients pronounced hopeless by tho b > * ol
physician * .
Irom tho Hrst doso tho ymptom * ripullr illnap
pear , and In ten days at Icaat two-thirds ot .ill iymp
loins arc removeJ.
Some may iry Immbnp without knowlnsr nn/'thlni
about it. Itcinrmber It does not cot yoil am tii'n t
leAlIze th ineiits of our treatment for v > urjelf
In ten dayi tli dirtlrnlty of breathing I * relUvo 1 t'ai
pulru regular , tho urinary organs nmde to -.thirzi
their lull duty , sh-ep U restored , the swelli ir > 'l ' > M
nearly ircnc , tlie > trerRthliicreaiedHiiilapi U <
R.VenreconstaniIy uirinc i
inir casei thit IUTJ brn tapped a mini1 t-r of tunes
and tinpatient declare 1 unable to live a weo * Oln
full hMory of ca-T. Name.ex. . how lonieittlietea
ho badly swollen anil where , nro bo-v < ! l co tiveh T |
lejs bnrsted anil dripped wuter. Sen-I for fre iiam
rhtct ron'aliilinrtestimunlulx. ijiiest , n * , ec.
Ten daj treatment fuini-hecl freaby mall.
If j on order trial , end 1O cents in t-umpi to paj
.
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SCOKUarlrttii Street. Atlunta , Co.
EpUei yFlU ) Io ltlvely Curetl.
EIHAUSTEJLflTALITY.
H.I.UST1CATUD SAMl'LH VllEC.
A Great Mcilletl Wcrk oa Manhood , Nervous and
Plijslcul IJebllliy. Premature Ui-cllce In Man , Kx-
Haunted Vitality. Ac. , & .C. , and tlie untuld inherit !
resuitlnjtfroin indiscretion or excesses. 7 > J paiea ,
substantially IK nail In Kilt , muMln. Contains mor
than 123 ln\alnaUlc prescriptions embracing e\ery
vegetable remedy In the pliarmacceplafnr a I acute
anachronic .I en c3. U U emphatically a bjok for
ecry man. 1'rltc only $1 by mall past paidonccaled
(11 ( plain wrapper.
ILLUSTKATIVES AMPLEFKEH TO ALIj
fpumand mldule a ed nvn for thenrxl'ilydays
Enid now. or cut this our , aiyn'i miiy m-v setI :
again. Address UK. W. II. PAKKEP. I I5rifim-i : 8U
Huston.
N. 1 ! . Dr Parlcer can be cnnfldrntlally ( . ngiiltcd
an all dlseaaea of man , hla gpcclaltlcs
IF YOU WANT
1,001 Tmportantthlup ynariovprUnnTrort1 vr
of nluiiit the hnm.-in body nnd its cunc'm > : . :
, . ,
How to avoid pitfalls of ignorance anil inducrt. ji ,
Jlow to apply Jlonte-Gitre lo all forms ofilhca-r ,
Jlow to cure Croup.Old dies , Rupture , J'lt i motu elf. .
sy Dill Pub. Co. , 129 E. 2Mb M. . Hew York.
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T0
Ue t in thp World. Slade only by the Trazpr Lubrica
tor Co. at Chicago , X. V i 5t Louis i < , W cicryithcrt.
_ _ _ duE a a B r * y& a
When I say euro i do n c mean merely tono. . . . n t ir
ntlma and then L.ive them retarn apiin. I r - . an 1.
cal cure. 1 hiva mail's tho UUcitso of I IT Wr CI' Y
or FALLING SICKNESS.i llfo longstudy. . \ - : - aciy
remedy to euro tho worst c ucs ISccau r ! > Lava
failed is no roason for not now receiving a < r. K ? ac
onca for r. trcotlso and a Krco Bo'tle of t ; In' . j ( j
remedy. Clra Exprfi and Post Onlco. It c < a y.s
notnlni ; for a trial , and I will euro you.
tddrcas Dr. 1L Q. KOOT. laaFearl S . : . . -
The oldzst medicine IT the world i- - > r , >
Dr. Isaac Thomnsori'
ThI * article Is a carefully prepared Pli - in' * pre-
pcrlptlon. and has been Inconstant u en1 icentn-
rv. and notwithstanding the many other -paratlonj
that liaic been Introduced Into the market , rhe " > ale
of this art ! ' le : con tamly lncrea lnr. If thi" direc
tions arc fallowed It will net rr fail.Ve particularly
Imitc the attention of nhyMcians to Itsmerlf.
JOHN L. THOMPSON. SONS & CO. . TKUV XT.
D-afnrs and Xa al Catarrli
B" i"q C'i -rtnani'nt'y cured & a'.ses
'f Sa Diig flttffdfor all forma of defec-
A ScffSc-NOSE & THROAT
Inserted. Addreat Dr. I.M PEY. Oraa ja. Neb.
e Fittest.
FAMILY MEDICINE THAT HAS HE.UEDJ
MILLIO.NS DIT.IXG 33 1EARS !
A BAZ,3I FOR KVEKY AVOCA'D OF
AA'IJ IJCASTI
flhe Oldest & Best Liniment
EVEU MADE IN AMEPJC.v.
SALES LASGERTHAKEVEE. |
The Mexican Mustang Liniment ImsS
j been known for more than thiuyvtR
Syeais as the fae-t of all Linimf-r- , ! oi&
BMan and Ueast. Its sales t wuvrcf
{ larger than ever. It cures wh V tiLJk
5 others fail , uncl penetrates skin. ttndnnS-
land muscle , to the very bone. so'iW
everywhere. jl-
W. N. U. , Omaha 323-33.