; . .w . , . _ , VOLUME V. McCOOK , RED WILLOW' COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , JULY IB , 1886. NUMBER 7. EVERYTHING HAS GONE TO PIECES ! to be Closed Out at Less WE HAVE NO OLD SHOP WORN GOODS , : BUT EVERY' HING W. , EAN 9 STYLISH ! We Guarantee to Sell Goods for Less Money Than Any irot Stock Dare To , . . OUR STOCK MUST BE SOLD. GOME AND GET OUR PRICES. TTTTN j E W ! McCRACKEN'S JEWELRY STORE WHEN YOU WANT A OR. BILVKRWARE. Always go to McCracken's first and save time and money and you will invariably find just what you are looking for. Beware of buying from those outside the regular jewelry busi ness. There is no advantage of dealing with uuprincipled trad ers , deceiving they care not who.McCraeken is a square dealer and guarantees satisfaction. Only first-class work done and warranted. EAST SIDE MAIN AVENUE. McCOOK , NEBRASKA. ( INCORPORATED UNDER STATE LAWS. ) Paid up Capital , - - $50,000,00 , DQES a General Banking Business , Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly on the principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid for Non-Residents. Money to loan on farming lands , village and personal property. Fire insurance a specialty. Tickets For Sale to and from Europe , CORRESPONDENTS : \ V. FilASKLix , President. First National Bank , Lincoln , Nebraska. L JOHN B. CI/ARK , Vice-president. The Chemical Notional Bank , New York , j A. C. EBEIIT , Cashier. Superior lo uny on the nurket , being Heaxicr , Stronger Built , anil therefore a uion1 Durable Mill. It Is the only absolutely safe Mill built ; and out of Thousands Erected During 12 Years past , not one lias e\cr blown away and left the Tower standing. A record no other Mill can show.Ve offer to put up any of our PUMPING MILLS ON THIRTY DAYS TRIAL , And If they don't give satisfaction , will rcino\e Mill nt our own c.\pcn t * . Also Manufacturers of the Celebrated ( h.illenge Feed Hills , Corn Shelters , Iron Pumps with brass cylinders , Iron Pipe , Tanks. For estimates , catalogues and prices , apply to G. . NETTLETOK , McCoolf , Neb. , Apentfor Soutlrwestirn Nebraska and Northwestern Kansas Sce isd Silesrccs is the HeCci Feed 2511 , Biilrd St. % The Howard Lumber Co. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN 1 McCOOK , NEBRASKA. 'ALL political parties arc made up of foxes and geese about five thousand geese to one fox. " ' 'TliE groat beauty of charity is pri vacy ; there is a sweet force even in an anonymous penny. " GOVERNOR FORAKER is reported as saying "that the American public must have either a hero or a victim. " THE President remarked to a visitor : "Tain tired. " The people by a large majorityvould be jilad to see him take a long rest. ' THE great mass of mankind can only gaze and wonder ; if they undertake to think , they grow listless , and soon tire out. " MR. ELAINE is reported to have once paid , in reply to a remark : "In politics there is no gratitude. Politics means ambition and success. " XEAL DOAV says , "Democrats are showing a remarkable capacity for blundering , and I believe Republicans will again elect the President. " A BUTLER COUNTY aspirant for legis lative honors is described as soft-hand ed , palms uncalloused by toil , parts his hair in the middle , big mouth and bel lows , and the possessor of two galls. ' STORMY JORDAN , " who kept the no torious saloon at the Ottumwa ( Iowa ) depot , whose sign bore the appropriate legend , "The Road to Hell , " has been jailed for violation of the prohibition law , and will serve a sentence of 300 days. ' 'Stormy' ' has been converted to the belief that prohibition docs prohibit sometimes. IN passing sentence upon u negro rapist , the other day , Judge Davis of Chillicothe. Mo. , expressed the follow- ' ing "unprofessional , " though eminent ly sound doctrine : "It is well for you , sir. that the offence you are guilty of was not committed in my family. Tf it had been you would not be hore now to bother this court. You would have answered foryour crime long ago. You would have been at another bar of jus tice now. Mr. Clerk , give him four ' ' years. THE latest spook story is to the effect that a man who cheated a contractor died soon after. His ghost came back and apologized for the villainy commit ted in the flesh. Xot much good in that story. If the spook had brought back the money and paid it to the defrauded man , it would have been a great hit. But a spook that only comes back and 'fesses up is of no material advantage to the world and should be frowned down. Topics. THE evil days have come when the dealer shall say , I am sick of this. At the rising of the sun he goeth to his place and no man interfcretli with his slumbers. He sitteth all day like a bot tle of castor oil , but the people of the sheckcls come not nigh him. He ad- vertiseth not his wares and his face is forgotten on the face of the earth. Who hath dried apples ? Who hath gingham ? Who hath baking powder without end ? He that knoweth not the way to the printer. Exchange. THE way in which Cleveland is veto ing pension bills clearly indicates that he is not the soldier's friend , and this fact will be remembered by the boys in blue in 1888. THAT offensive smell that is spread ing over the country comes from one of the rottenest administrations that ever disgraced the American people. Incli- anoplis Journal. THE Nebraska press excursion , by reason of inability to procure Pullman cars , has been postponed until about the middle of August , the date to be an nounced hereafter. The trip may posj sibly extend to California. THE veto is Cleveland's strong card , because it is the only thing he can do that resembles originality. He is work' ing it to the fullest extent for the rea-1 son that he has somewhere imbibed the ( impression that he can thereby convince ' the that he is states- country a four-ply statesj j man of a new brand. Detroit Tribune. I CLEVELAND continues sending in his vetoes of bills , for the relief of old sol diers , with the intelligence and compla cency of a stall-fed ox. And thus is insult added to injury to the nation's heroes by the rotund hulk , who smelled the smoke of battle afar off. while those j he now sneers at were fiphtmir th ir country's battles. POLITICIANS in Ohio are puzzled to know why , under Democratic rule , the Penitentiary of the State always runs in debt , and under Republican rule has i a surplus. The last Democratic year it came out ยง 200,000 short. This year , under Republican rule , it pays its way and has money to spare. It may be because Democrats are made to work harder. COMMISSIONER SPARKS has just re ceived another clear knock down from Secretary Laraar and it practically set tles the practice for the settlor against everything involved in Sparks' orders and circulars as to the order of proof in cases of entries. Mr. Lainar decides that where an entry has beeu reported as fraudulent by one of Sparks' spies , and a hearing has boon ordered by Sparks , the "special agent" making the report must make his report first and it must be sufficient to make a prima facie case. Until that is done the eutrymen need make no proof whatever and when in such a case , if the agent fails the local land officers must dismiss the case and kick the special agent out of court. This is precisely what Congressman Laird has been contending for all winter and it is just what Sparks has by orders and circulars attempted to refuse to the eutrymen. Laird is ahead by a large majority. THE TumrxK is constrained to take a little stock in Lucius Quiutus Cassius , who is beginning to show some indications of horse sense , if not of transcendent legal lore. As to the yclept general , he is no less the super lative long-earned quaruped he has ever been since his induction into office. Willey & Walker the McCoolc Druggists , positively assert that Chamberlain's Colic , Choleraami Diarrhoea Ueinedy is the safest and best treatment for gripiny pains , diar rhoea , cholera morons or summer complaint , and TIIKV KNOW ! It is not only recommend ed out guaranteed , and is just such a medi cine as should be kept in every house , LYTLE BROS. & CO. , DEALERS IN GENERAL HARDWARE. i , j . j MARSHALLTOWI ! - ; - : - WIRE , IRON AND WOOD PUMPS , ETC. , McCOOK AND BENKELMAN , NEBRASKA. Trowbridge , -PROPRIETORS OF THE- Of all descriptions. We have the be-4 oitini-nt in We-.te.rn Nebraska , consisting of Fine Parlor Furniture , Mich as Lounges. Easy Chair- . Kocker.Window Chairs. Gionp * . Ottomansetc. . We offerpenal inducement.- -tj le. quality and prices of In Walnut. Maple. . A h. Chein and Imitation Mahogany. A No. UcdteadBureau - , Side boards. Extension TableLihr.ny Ca-e-.herretuiu- ; DekTable - * and Stands. AIM ) , full equipment- Home-trader ; . . : it sueh prices a- > \ \ \ \ \ be in reach of all : .Single Cot Beds ( Wire and Cotton Topi. PHIoxv.s , Blanketand Quilt- , Chairs and Common TableHotel and Public Hou-e J-'nniiturea . ' specialty. Pier and Mantel Mirrors , Window .Shades and Cornico a Jspecialtj. Vetor - prinjadapted to the trade. UNDERTAKING In all its branches.'e handle Wood Burial Cases and Casket5 : . Fine Cloth Covered Telegraph orders promptly attended to. on us. iVe guarantee lavprices and a positive bargain. No. 25 South Main Ave - McCOOK , NEB. The First National Bank OK McQOOK , NRBRASKA. PAID UP CAPITAL , - - $50,000.00. DOES - : - A - : - GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS , Receives and Pays Deposites. Buys and Sells Exchange on New York. Chicago and Omaha , and all the principal cities of Europe. FIRE INSURANCE WRITTEN IX RELIABLE CO.'S. OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS : OE02GE SOCSHSL1 , r : idet. A. CA2P3SII. . ? . L. 333171T , Citii : : . 3.21. r2ZI2. 7i-siest. ( Of Freei & Hocknell. ) ( Asslitant Supt. R. i M. ) ( Of Klrby Carpenter Co. , Chicago. )