, " * - . > Vv " - - - . vCf - v / * * : - " - C' - v fe * ' r > VOLUME MeCOOK , RED WILLOWr COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , JUL t 8 , 1886. NUMBER 6. EVERYTHING 'HAS GONE TO PIECES ! tock to be Closed Out at Less Than Cost ! 1 HAVE NO OLD SHOP WORN GOODS , BUT EVERYTHING ' \ ' IS NEW , CLEAN AND STYLISH. . .1 W - _ _ We Guarantee to Sell Goods for Less Money Than Any Bankrupt Stock Dare To , . . OUR STOCK MUST BE SOLD. GOME AND GET OUR PRICES. - 4 : } ' ! i THING NEW ! WHEN YOU WANT A OR. SILVERWARE. Always go to McCraeken's first and save time and money and you will invariably find just what you are looking for. Beware of buying from those outside the regular jewelry busi ness. There is no advantage of dealing with uuprincipled trad ers , "deceiving they care not who. McCracken is a square dealer 'and guarantees satisfaction. Only first-class .work done and warranted. EAST SIDE MAIN AVENUE , McCOOK , NEBRASKA. ( INCORPORATED UNDER STATE LAWS. ) y.JPaid up Capital , $50,000.00 , Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly on the principal . . . cities of Europe. Taxes'paid f or Non-Eesidents. Money to loan on fanning - " . lands , village and personal property. Fire insurance a specialty. ; Tickets For Sale to and from Europe , CORRESPONDENTS : V. FRANKIJN , President. FirstNational Bank , Lincoln , Nebraska. JOHN It. CLAUK , Vice-Presidont. The Chemical National Bank , Nc\7 York. A. C. EBEUT , Cashier. Superior to nny on the market , being Heavier , Stronger Built , and therefore a more Durable Mill , It la the only absolutely safe Mill built ; and out of Thousands Erected During 12 Tears past , not one has ever blown away and left the Tower standing. A record no other Mill can show. TVe offer to put up any of our TUMPING MILLS ON , THIRTY DAYS TRIAL , And If they don't give satisfaction , vrill-rcxiove Mill at our own expense. Also Manufacturers of the Celebrated Challenge "Feed Mills , Corn Shelters. Iron Pumps with brass cylinders , Iron Pipe , Tanks. For estimates , catalogues and prices , apply to G. B. NETTLETON , McCook , Neb. , Agent for Southwestern Tfcbraska and Northwestern Kansas. 2 = 1 Salencea ia the HcOcci Feed Mill , Siilrcid St. , The Howard Lumber Co. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN eCOOK > - - " . ; . - " > " ' ' A'-NEBRASKA. - - . , , , ' , * , . -X ,5 ; x- ? sjJ'c a * i- A REPORTER describes a girl as be ing " "as lovely as a dream in light blue silk. " are like wagons ; they rattle pro- digiof y when there is nothing in them. Tffe'Judge. . IP we would have powerful minds , we must think ; if we would have faith ful hearts , we must love ; if we would have strong muscles , we must labor. These include nearly all that is valuable in this life. DURING the debate on the bogus butter bill in the Housean , amendment was offered to the bill taxing the manu factures of glass eggs one thousand dollars. Certainly these porcelain eggs that are palmed off on unsuspecting liens by wicked men , arc a fraud , but we don't have to eat those eggs as we do the bogus butter. If olcomargcrinc was only used as a nest egg for the cow , to. , induce her to lay genuine but ter nobody would kick. A YOUNG woman from the country was suing her ex-sweetheart for breach of promise , and the lawyers were as usual making all sorts of inquisitive questions. "You say , " remarked one , "that the def endant frequently .sat very close to ? " "Yes sir " the you , , was re ' ply with a blush. "How close"Close enough so'es one cheer was all the sit- tin' room needed. " "And y < u say he put his armllround you ? " "NoI , didn't. " "What did you say , then. " "I said he put both arms rround me. " "Then what ? " "He hugged me. " "Very hard ? " "Yes , he did ; sodurn hard that I came purty near hollering right out. " "Why didn't you holler ? " "Cause I was afeerd he'd stop. " The court fell off the bench and had to be carried out and put under hydrant for the purpose of resuscita tion. WHAT women need in this country , this day and this age is the development of work. It would be a blessing to them and to humanity if every girl of fifteen had to earn at least in part her own liv ing , had to perform some regular labor that would employ her mind and soul as her fingers. The chief fault of woman is that she la'cks menial and physical strength and muscularity. The young woman who works , who undergoes the vicissitudes of self-support , is just as much benefitted by it as a young man. In answer to the query , "What Shall We Do w.ith Our Girls ? " there is but one thing to be said and two things to be done. Throw away their corsets and put them to work. Teach them trades. Qualify them for business. Fit them for adapting themselves to the ordinary emergencies of life. Make them utterly independent of the married state. Don't be horrified at this idea. The more a woman does't have to marry , the more fellows want her and the bet ter chance she will have to make a wise and prudent choice. Did.it . ever occur to the reader that it is work that redeems by compulsion the human race from utter destruction by vice ? It is. And girls are just as amenable to that law as boys. They are of more value than boys and should be taken care of. The easiest and best way is to put them at regular and sytematic work. Topics. THAT was a wise Texas judge the other day who , when a brow-beaten wit ness licked the insulting lawyer , fined the thumper for contempt of court but declined to issue a warrant for assault and battery. An impudent lawyer , he said , is a proper subject for assault and battery , but not in the presence of the court. GENERAL BLACK * s ruling that the widow of a colored soldier killed in ac tion in 18G3 , cannot get a pension be cause she was a slave at the time of the death of her husband and was not de pendent on him for support , is attract- ' ing some attention. The fact that Lin coln's emancipation proclamation had been issued at the time does not seem to have convinced Black that because the dead soldier's wife was detained as a prisoner by the armed enemies of the union she has some rights which this this government is bound to respect. In this way Black appears to be second as a national crank to Sparks only. one year and a half to three years and a half at hard labor were the sentences imposed upon the first three boycotters tried in New York. The judge indicated that he considered it a pretty serious crime to destroy a man's business because he don't run it as you ordered him to , and the proba bilities are that after a little , he will make the penalty five years , which is the longest term allowed by law. In this case the convicted prisoners had forced the boycotted victims to pay 'em a thousand dollars to take off the boy cott. It was a bad go. The receipt for the thousand dollars was the most serious evidence against the conspira tors. THE "Genial Topics' " ' perpetrates the following delicate piece of sarcasm on Rosewater of the Bee , vhich will bn appreciated : As Patti was setting sail at Dover to cross over to France for a wedding tour she went tripping across the plank that led to the channel steamer as gay as a lark , humming the gayest air from ' 'Mignon. ' ' A retinue of servants fol lowed with the diva's luggage. An in sidious banana peel lay in wait for the biggest and strongest. He slipped , tot tered , fell and went with a shriek into the water. Patti turned , and seeing the catastrophe , cried , "Safe eet ! Safe eet ! Yeefty pounds rp.vard ! " In two minutes the man was landed high and dry , none the worse for anything but a wetting. The rescuers demanded their fifty pounds. "Vat ! You tinks I pays you veefty pounds for zat worthless carcase ? It was notzemanlvant safed , but ze bound volume of ze Omaha Pee , vat mine frient. ze distingueesh Mon sieur Edward Rosevatter sent me upon ze happy occasion. Oh , vat sail I do ? Mine heart vill preak. " "Is that it ? " asked the captain as a square object floated past. "Yees , zat ees eet ! * ' exclaimed the delighted diva. "Safe eet , Monsieur Captain , and I vill lofe you forefer. It was with difficulty the fair singer could be held back from plunging into the sea to recover her treasure. A boat was quickly lowered , but as it touched the water the fateful dorsal of an im mense shark clove the surface of the ripple sea , and into his mawer disap peared the volume beyond price. Patti fell in a dead faint. Willey & Walker the 3IcCook Druggists , positively assert that Chamberlain's Colic. Cliolera and Diarrhoea .Remedy is the safest and best treatment for griping pains , diar rhoea , cholera morbus or summer complaint , and THEY KNOW ! It is not only recommend ed but guaranteed , and is just such a medi cine as should be kept hi every house. 1 LYTLE BROS. & CO , } < I „ ' DEALERS IN GENERAL HARDWARE. 0) ) 0)o 0 0) ) MARSHALLTOWN - : - BAHBED - : - WIRE , IRON AND WOOD PUMFS , ETC. , McCOOKAND BENKELMAN , NEBRASKA. Ludwick & Trowbiiclge , 1 -PROPRIETORS OF THE \ Gn Of all descriptions. We have the best assortment in Western Nebraska , consisting of Fine Parlor Furniture , sncli as Lounges , Easy Chains , IJockers , Window Chairs , Groups , Ottomans , etc. AVe oiler special inducements in style , quality and prices of GHAMBBH SUITES , In Walnut , Maple , Ash , Cherry and Imitation Mahogany. Also. Bedsteads , Bureaus , Side boards , Extension Tables , Library Cases , Secretaries , Oflice Desks , Tables and Stands. Also , full equipments for Homesteaders , at such prices as will be in reach of all ; Single Cot Beds ( Wire and Cotton Top ) , Pillows , Blankets and Quilts , Chairs and Common Tables. Hotel and Public House Furniture a Specialty. Pier and Mantel Mirrors , Window Shades and Cornices a Specialty. Vctor springs adapted to the trade. UNDERTAKING In all its branches. We handle Wood Burial Cases and Caskets. Fine Cloth Covered Cases. Telegraph orders promptly attended to. 'all on us. We guarantee low prices and a positive bargain. . 25 South Main Ave. , MeCOOK , NEB. 1i The First National Bank OF MeGOOK , JSERBRASKA. PAID UP CAPITAL , - , $50,000.00. DOES - : - A - : - GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS , Receives and Pays Deposites. Buys and Sells Exchange on New York , Chicago and Omaha , and all the principal cities of Europe. FIRE INSURANCE WRITTEN IN RELIABLE CO.'S. OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS : QE020E HOCSHSUi , rzesiiest. A. CAMP3ELL , ? . L. B20W1T , Ciiior. B. il. T2S23. ViH-P ( Of Free * & Hocknell. ) ( Assistant Supt. B. & M. ) ( or uirty Carpenter Co. , Chlc go. )