THE CUTTING OF THE CAKE. Blr Grovcr gnotli : ' 'Let each one hers Of stomps of wine and sumptuous cheer Most heartily partake : And whilst you arc thus well employed , 1 ween inv consort will be joved To cat tbe hrldal cake I" Then salth the hrlde , as curts'ying low : "There Is no sweeter task , I trow , ' 1 ban ( which is now my life ) Y * > do thy will , my liege ; BO I ' ould fain with thy request comply If I hut had : i knife. " Thereat of shining blades a score Leapt from their knightly sheaths hcforc You could have counted two ; And each brave knight right humbly prayed The lailv to accept his blade Wherewith her will to do. But Lady Frances shook her head And with sweet dignity she said : "Xnnc other's blade I'll take Save hi * , who hath my rev'rence won My pole star and my central sun And his shall cut the cake ! " Then did Sir Grovcr bend him to His trousers jxjckcL whence he drew A jnckknife , big and fat , The " which he pave Into her hand , . "Whereat the others inurmered , and They marveled much thereat. But when the cake was cut , the rest Made proper hurry to attest In knightly phrase emphatic How that the cake was passing nice And how the blade that cleft each slice Was truly democratic. Chicago Ifeies. THE LINKS THE GAT FORKED. BYW. . J. HENDERSON' . It was past 11 o'clock when I opened the door and the black cat walked slow ly out and down the steps waiting to see if I followed. I turned up the col lar of my coat , for the air was chilly , and went out again into tlie beautiful October night. The street was as si lent as the footfalls of the lithe animal softly walking down the stops. The black cat led the way , and I followed. Why , I do not know. Two nights before I had walked up from my ollice late with a friend. It was long past midnight when we turn ed into the quiet street where I lived , talking about I know not what. Sud denly there stepped out of the shadow of a huga tree a black cat. Looking aeithcr to the right nor the left , she walked deliberately before us. Ha ! " said my friend , with a tragic air , "a cat ! a black cat ! Let us fol low the cat ! " And then he laughed , and even as he walked tho echoes down the street I can not tell why I shivered. The cat walked silently along past tlie .lower steps of the flights leading down from the houses , keeping a pace or two ahead of us. My friend left me at his door , saying , "Good-night. Beware of the cat. " I went to my house not far be yond. At the steps the cat stopped , hesitated for a moment , and then walk- up to the door. Somewhat surprised , I followed. I do not like cats. Tbey seem to me to be treacherous , dangerous brutes , and I am even half afraid of them. But when the black cat stopped at mv door I determined , for some inexplicable reason , to admit her. She seemed to know my room , for she walked up the single llight of stairs before me and en tered the room as I opened the door. I found her stretched out on the floor when I had lighted the gas , and if she had lived in 1113 * room all her life she could not have appeared more at home. For the same inexplicable'reason that I admitted the cat to my house I allowed her to remain in my room. The next evening I came in earlier ; it may have been 10 o'clock. The black cat met me at the door and dart ed by me as I stepped over tlie thres hold. Then , as I turned to see whith er she had gone , I felt a pull at the leg of my trousers , and saw that the cat had fastened a claw there and was certainly trying to draw me from tho house. I stooped down and softly stroked the animal's back , at the same time disengaging her claw. Then I turned and entered the house , and the catj after a moment of apparent irre solution , followed me , mewing strange lyThe The next night she again met me at the door , and the effort to draw me . from the house was repeated. The j desire was so apparent that I was puz zled , and , I own , a little disturbed. The cat went with me to 1113 * room , and. sitting there in tlie lirc-liglit. with her bright eyes slairlngat me , T formed a I purpose to yield to this curious whim 1 if it were again displayed. I tried to j reason with .myself , but reason seemed I to have given way to an impulse as \ uncontrollable as it was mysterious. I I passed an uneasy night and then a ' day , half hoping that when evening j came my unbidden and unwelcome I guest would be gone. I heard the clocks in the houses alomr the street where I lived strike 11 as I walked down toward my door. As I stepped over the threshold I saw the fiery ; eyes of the cat in the dark hall. A cold shiver passed through my frame. I trembled with an excitement as intense as it was sudden. My heart began to beat so loudly that I involuntarily held \ ' my hands over it as if to still it. 'Then summoning my resolution I followed the cat down the steps and strode after her as she flitted down the street. It was a black night. Heavj * , swol len grayclouds had been hanging low in the sky when darkness came on , and now they draw an impenetrable veil be tween the earth and the stars. The ' on old , winding streets of the quarter of the town in which 1 lived were silent at and deserted. Now and then a gust of wind swept down and swung some shut ter back upon its hinges with a hoarse , grating sound. The moaning of the wind was full of strange meanings to ' me. Mr thoughts wandered off through the black arches of that dismal night , and as I strode down the street drawn irresistibly after the noiseless black cat , there came up before me a vivid picture of the tragedy which had come into my life only a year before , when I had completed my college course. I saw my father's house a large white building , surroundod by spacious piazzas and standing in the middle of a 6 wide , velvet-like lawn. I saw my fath er sitting in his comfortable library , } J// JR from which two bay windows opened upon the piazxa. He had leftrcy sister and mother and myself in an adjoining room , and was sitting at a table facing one of the open windows. A student's lamp cast a soft , mellow light over the room. Behind my father stood his safe , which contained a large sum of mono } ' , put there to pay his workmen on the following morning. The door between the library and the room in which we were was open , and occasionally he spoke to us. Then came a long silence , and we heard only tho soft patter of the rain on the piazzas. "What can father be doing , " asked my sister at length , "that keeps him so quiet ? " "Writing , I suppose , " said my mother. "He is making up the pay rolls , you know. " "Then he'll never get through , " re plied uiy sister , "for he has fallen asleep , I'm sure. " We listened again. We heard only the steady , monotonous patter of thq rain. rain."Well , " said my sister , rising , "don't j you think I ought to wake him up , mother ? " "Yes , " answered my mother. My sister went into the next room. "Father , " she said , "wake up ; it is growing late. " There was no answer. The next moment a piercing shriek rang through the house. "My God ! He is dead ! " Horror stricken , we rushed into the room. The safe had been robbed and my father shot through tlie heart while he sat not thirty feet away from us , and we had not heard a sound. At the post-mortem examination they found in his body a curious missile more than an inch long and shaped partly like a bullet and partly like a dart. The point was sharp and three sharp faces ran back toward the face of the missile. Experts said the missile had been pro jected by some force other than powder , else my mother and sister would have heard the report , and the } ' talked very learnedly about the application of coin- pressed air and even hinted at elec tricity. But what manner of weapon the murderer used none could say. I had mechanically taken the dart and put it into 1113' pofcket , I alwaye carried it there in the vague hope that someday it might help me to unravel tlie mystery of my father's death , which had slain my mother and had rested upon my soul like a great pall. J had that dart in 1113' pocket even then. And there I was following a mysleri- ous black cat out of the suburbs of the city in the gloom } * night and down a country road , moved b3 * some impulse which I could not explain , and which , strangely enough , I did not want ex plained. The cat turned into a nar row lane leading to a piece of dense- woods. I could hear the bell in the ca thedral tower striking the hour of mid night. I was cold almost numb al though the night was hardly chilly. I wanted to go back , 3-et I went on. My 03-08 vainly strove to penetrate the black arches of the forest. The whisp ering of the night wind in the trees was full of hidden meanings. Cold per spiration trickled down my forehead. M3r teeth chattered. My knees knock ed together. Yet I went on. At the edge of the wood the cat paused. I could not see her body , but her C3'es glowed in the darkness with a wierd light. She began to mew and the sound echoed dismally among the trees , dying away in smothered sobs in the darkness. I couid tell hy the agita tion of the dead leaves at my fcct'that the cat was scratching , as if hunting for something. Prcsentl3T she utter ed a long , piercing ciy that seemed to make the very trees tremble and then she was silent and motionless. Tremb ling violently. I struck a match and stooped over her. She had her foot on something half covered by leaves. It looked like a dead branch. I picked it up. It was a sun not like any I had " overseen before , but still like a "gun. I looked at it blankly. Mechanically I drew from 1113' pocket the curious missile which I ahvaj's carried and dropped it into the barrel. It fit perfectly. The horror that rushed over me when I knew that I hold in my hands the weapon which had slain my father was too great to be borne. Tho skies reeled above me. I saw n hundred pairs of glowing C3Tes. I tottered , groaned , and fell senseless upon the earth. Two 3'cars passed away. I had not 3'et solved the mystery. My sister was about to be married , and 1 was prepar Yi ing to go to the wedding. She had been living with relatives in Cincinnati , where she. her was completing musical dj studies. There she had met a young lii man whom I had never seen , but who. tli all my relatives assured me , was worthy in to become m\r sister's husband. He inai ai had been in Cincinnati only two years , re but had 5u that time made himself a tL favorite in the best society of the city. cr He had plenty of 11101103 % which he said re he had made in the West , where had a sj large cattle ranch. . I saw no reason j why I should object to my sister's choice. I had invited Mortimer Melville to go with me. Mortimer was my most inti mate friend , although I had known him less than' two 3TearsI had the good fortune to find his pocketbook , which of he lost , and took it to the business ad dress written on a card inside. From that trivial incident our friendship grew up. We never visited each other's rooms , because we used to prefer to sit together in the smoking room of the modest club to which we belonged. Having invited him to go to the wed ding with me'I was waiting for him in a my room , where he was to call for me his way to the station. "Come in. " I said , hearing a knock the door. "Good morning , old fellow , " he said , entering , "it's a little early 3'et. but i confess I was a little curious to have a ist. peep at your rooms before starting. Prettv comfortable place you have here , Bob. " "Yes , it is. Make yourself at home. Mort , while I coax the total depravity his out of this necktie. " Mortimer strolled" around the room looking at the pictures. Suddenly he uttered an exclamation of surprise. I turned and saw him pointing at the his black cat. which was lying asleep on the the hearth rug. "Where' did you get that cat ? " he asked.- "She followed me home one night , " a "She's mine , " he exclaimed. " 1 lost her j , two years ago. before I knew you. " Then lie walked to the other side of the \ \ room and called , "Here Witch , Witch. " The cat rim to him and purred around his feet. "You see , " he said , "she answers to her name. But how on earth did 3'ou get her ? " I looked at my watch. We had an hour | 1 ( to spare. I sat down and told him \ the whole story. As I went on I noticed that a look of deep trouble set tled upon his features. When I had concluded < he said : "Have you the gun yet ? " "Yes , " I answered , taking it from a | closet / My God. I knew it ! " he cried. "It is my gun. " Yo"ur gun ! " I echoed , aghast. mine. " I stood looking at him for a moment tr3'ing to collect my thoughts. Thoughts too terrible to entertain crowded ; upon me. "You can not be , " I said , "my fath- ' " er's ; "No , no , not that , " he interrupted , "I mean that I invented the gun. It was my idea , and the cun was made for me. It was the first one ever made and and I sold it. " "Sold it ! " I cried. "To whom ? " "Listen , " said Mortimer , "and I will tell < you all about it. God knows I have nothing to conceal. I discovered a new and powerful use of compressed air. I worked at 1113' idea a long time and finally made a gun which was a success. ; I was poor and needed money to push the invention , and when one day j a young man came into my shop and wanted to buy this particular gun I sold it to him. He said he wanted it as a curiosity ; and paid me a good round sum for it. I know this is the gun , because there is no patent mark on it. The 3'oung man was the son oi a good family with lots of mone3r. 3 learned afterward that he had a bad reputation. He lived a wild and disso lute life for a long time , but I under stand that he reformed a couple ol years ago , and is now once more ceived in good societ\ ' . " "But who was this man ? " I asked. "What was his name ? " "George Sutherland. " said Morti mer. 1 had never heard the name before , but I knew that was the man t had been looking for , and I could see another step toward solving the mystery of my father's death. Without thinking ol what 1 was doing I took the missile from the chamber of the gun and put it into my pocket. "Come , " I said , "we have just time to see the Chief of Police and tell him about this man. " The chief knew all the details of my father's death , and with me had often examined the gun. Mortimer gave all the information in his possession , and an hour later we were on the road. When we arrived at Cincinnati on the morning of the wedding we went to the house of my relatives. When we were told that the groom had ar rived Mortimer and I went together to the room where the young man was with his friends. I went in first and was introduced to ni3r prospective broth- . er-in-law. I found him a good-looking man of the world , well fed , and'rather fascinating. That was all I had time to notice be fore Melville entered the room. I saw a sudden pallor come upon the face oi the man who was about to become my sister's husband. Mortimer Melville started forward and without waiting foi an introduction exclaimed : "George Sutlieland ! " That was not the name given to me in the introduction. It wasthe name ol , the man I believed to be ni3 * father's as sassin. 1 staggered ; my tongue clove tc the roof of my mouth. "It is he ! " ened Mortimer. "He bought the gun ! " "What do you mean ? " stammered Sutherland. Then my senses returned. I drew the curious missile from my pocket and held it before his eyes. "Miserable wretch ! " I exclaimed. "Look at this this you sent to my father's heart. But now 3011 shall suf fer for your cowardly crime. " I sprang forward lo seize him by the throat. With a sudden bound he elud ed my grasp and the next moment sprang through the open window into the street. "Stop him ! " I shouted ; "stop the villain ! " Twenty men sped after him. He was caught. He confessed that the mur- dpr had been the crowning act of his life , and with the monc3 * taken from the safe he had gone west and engaged the cattle trade. Returning under an assumed name , he had seen and rcall3r loved m3r sister. He suffered the extreme penalty of the law for his crime. My sister , after a long illness , . recovered and now lives always by my side. ( We still keep tlie black cat. New York Times. Tlie Feet of a Bee. Naturalists say that the feet of the common working bee exhibit the com bination of a basket , a brush and a. pair pincers. The brush , the hairs ol which are arranged in symmetrical rows , is only to be seen with the micro scope. With this brush of fairy deii- cacy the bee brushes its velvet robes' to remove the pollen dust with which it becomes loaded while sucking up the nectar. Another article , hollowed like spoon , receives all the gleanings which the insect carries to the hive. 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' ' < J rajje * . nilisuiuLilly In und In gilt , mii-dln C'i > ntaln < i more than l'i > Itnaliii.niu PITM-I.pilous enilir.icm exery rcxctiiblc remedy In the pliann.icii'iiiafor : i 1 acute ind chronic dlj-e.iM's. U ! < en pluulc.-iIK a took for every man. Price only tl by mail postpaid , concealed In plain wrapper. ILLUSTKAT1 VE S \ Ml'LTC FKEK TO A LI * fount ; and middle astrd men for the nt-xt ninety > lnys. Si'iid noiv. orcut lhsKIII. ! a yi"i may ncrt-r ay It agiln. Address Di : . W. II. PAKKEl.4 ISuiaacSt. . . buston. X 11. IJr. P.irker c.m be nmtidcntlally cons.-'cd on all diseases of man. Ills specialties NEWSPAPER OUTFITS Furnished on Short ZVoticc IVosrt < > miliu. at CJIiicu u Vricc.s. SECOND-IAUD CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. OMAHA TYPE FOUNDRY. Omaha , Neb. , 12th and Howard. ASK FOR THE Best material , perfect fit. euualu any $ i or 8t > hoe. every pair warranted. Take cone unless "W. L Douglas' S3.UO Shoe , warranted. " Congress , Buttoii and Lace. 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THE ESTERSROOK STEEL PEN CO. , WTorks : Camden , X J. 26 John St. , Hew York , ZIHG COLLAR PAD. most reliable an * ! flnrar blc 1MI > for Sore , iteclc lior * ? * or niuies. \Veather or \ > ear IIA > no effect on their curatlre properties Our new loop * with straps ni.ike tlieni vdf-ailjiistinr We Solicit : i trial. For by all Saddlcrr Johb r A t voiir harness- makpr for them ZIXC CO LI.AIS TAD CO. . Biich ii n. Mich. CURES WHESE ALL ELSE FAItS. Seat Coush Syrup. Tastes good. TJse in time. Sold by drus iats. TACK , JIAMS , FEET , and nil ibtir in. | rltcti .m , incluilirf F d l , IVreIciinwijt , &uprtooui tlwr. Ltirtn Murki ilolV.rt , JUuu. Frrctln , K JNoi . Ame , Bi ck ! lt > rii. Srmn. Iltunr and Ihr t tmnt. Dr. JOHN H. WOODBURY , 3Va.PwlSt.llK 7 , > .l. EitVJ 1 W. ec < llUc.loit > uok. A p" ! tT8 ! cure. So Kntrc CANOE ; No Pl ; er. No 1 tn. W O. Payne. l ! r h lltOCn.Ioira. W. X. U. . Onmha