THE SOUTH. g. t , Mygreat-Fouled woman toon to rise And tjjvtoe up JUH ! loose her hair Tljj-tou and taku from all the skies God's stars and glorious moon lo wear. The broad magnolia's blooms nre white , ITcr blooms are large , as if the moon Had lost her way some lazy night ' And'lodged there till the afternoon. Oh , vast white bo oms , breathing love , White bosoms of my lady dead. In your white heaven overhead I look , and learu to look above. How soft the moonlight of thc"South ! How sweet the South in sweet moonlight I want to kiss her warm , sheet mouth Ac she Is sleeping here to-night. How still ! I do not hear a mouse , 1 see some bursting buds appear , I hear God in his garden hear Him trim some flowers for his house. I hear stars singing. And the mouth Of my vast river sings and sings , And pipes on reeds of pleasant things Of promise , for God's splendid South. JOAQUIX MILLER. SUZE AM. BT JULIA 1C. WETIIEUILL. "The houn' is a mighty funny boas' , ' remarked 'Lisher Whetstone , in a slow , deliberate tone , as if reading aloud froii a primer. "Ef yer kick him he'll sel light down an' yowl fer an hour. " This clay-colored philosopher was seated on the front steps , his elbows or his knees and his head between hij hands , staring fixedly at the dog be fore him. "Why don't you give him sumpin tc growl fer , then ? " remarked Spanish Jack , who was swaggering restlessly np and down in front of his friend and Lost , 'Lisher Whetstone. It was just before sunset on a chilly autumn da } % and the locality was Sink- cmsank , a settlement in the heart oi the piny woods. There was not much to be seen except brown pine ridges nnd infertile fields , full of stumps and broken by red washes. The house in question was a rickety frame building , standing on long legs , which gave it the air of having come merely to pay the surrounding land scape a morning call. A great blaze of Emoky firelight flared through the win dows. A reply was prevented by the voice of Mr. Whetstone's mother from within : "You , 'Lisher ! hain't y' had 'nough o' settin' on them air steps ? Git up , 'n come in to supper , " adding with start ling suddenness , 'Plague take th' fry- in-'pan ! " As the two men entered tho illumin- nted cavern , a tall girl rose out ot the darkness like a revelation. In the un certain light , her countenance waver ed between beautiful and horrible ; un til a clearer-leaping flame disclosed a wild , soft mass of dusk hair , and features somewhat Egyptian in cast , but according well with the warm brown of her cheeks and warm red of her lips. The gentlemen of Sinkemsank did not find Suze Ann Whetstone hand some. They 'lowed she had a mighty fine figure ; but added that she was too dark-complected. "Hullo , Suze Ann ! " said Spanish Jack , jocosery , "when'd 3011 comb your hair las' time ? It looks like the devil 'fore da } ' . " A remark that Suze Ann could not altogether grasp , always turned her sullen. She was not nimble-witted , so she merely remarked , as she seated her self at the table , "I dunno what you're talking 'bout. " She raised to his face a pair of eyes so dark that it seemed as if they must al most cast a shadow on airything they regarded. They had the look like the eyes of a person slightly under the in fluence of an opiate , giving the impres sion that the next stage of the trance might prove startling. bhe did not seem as if she belonged to tho Whetstone family. 'Lisher him self was toll , but of a"weedy growth , with an aquiline nose , and a general Eallowness of coloring a frequently rccurrine : type in the piny woods. He "favored" his mother , except that her eyes had an evil expression , while his were merely fishy ; and she had long , fang-like yellow teeth that reminded one of a row of forgotten tombstones. "Ole Lissy Whetstone" was much feared by her neighbors. "I met up with Cory-don Oolam , yes'daj' , " re marked 'Lisher , presently , " 'n' he axed me to give him that air bridle hangin' in the shed. I hain't no use fer't. " "You're gittin' mighty givey in yer ole age , 'Lisher , " was Liss3's comment. "That Cory-don Oolam ain't never jrone to do you no good turn. He's small po- taters , 'n' not many o' them. But you always was a fool , 'Lisher. " "Well hem ! " said 'Lisher , waiving a discussion "he tole me there's camp- meetin' gone to be hilt nex' week. " "Where' bouts ? " asked Spanish Jack. "Same ole place. That's whar Bob Hanson fit with Simon Blacksmith , ' 11' got his jaw broke , but he went on a fightin' , 'n' never knowed his jaw was broke till 'twas all over. Y' can't beat the rozzum-lieels of ole Mississip' fer spunk ! " "Spunk ! " echoed Spanish Jack , laughing contemptuously. "You folks don t know the meanin' o' spunk. The's a fellah up our way used to be ' ' ' ' he could always talkin' 'n' braggin' whip his weight in wildcats. Him 'n' me got into a sorter fuss swappin ' bosses 'n' he sneaked up behin' me in Kighter's saloon , 'n' stabbed me in the side with his knife. Then we clinched , 'n' if they hadn't pulled me oft'n him Pd a tore him to pieces , though I didn't have no weapon. I wish they'n 'a' let us be. I'd 'a' liked to killed him dry BO ! Reckon I weighed him out one too many pounds o' wildcats that time , " he concluded with a laugh of reminiscential triumph. Suze Ann's heavily-lashed eyes bright ened as they fixed themselves upon the hero. Spanish Jack or , to be exact , John Jones , ther former title being merely an affectionate nickname was a splendid specimen of the up-river desperado , with a handsome face and figure , who had retired to the piny woods in the evasion , of some slight difficulty n home. He was Suze Ann's ideal. There wa nothing he would not dare or do aj or brag about , afterward. Herjstrong vivid nature luxuriated in the contras he presented to the flaccid types tlni surrounded her. They were narrow chested , weak-kneed and loose-jointed faded in color ; thin of voice. The ; shuffled as they walked. When the ; found an opportunity to sit down the ; sank inertly. Spanish Jack , on the contrary , wa rarely quiescent. As he talked he madi gestures and swaggered up and down his eyes ihished , the color leaped to hi dark cheek. The tones of his dee ] voice were so different from their recdj pipes. Most of the men she knew wer < as ruffianly in Hieir way as he was , bu it was the sneaking attack of the cui compared with the ferocity of the blood hound. Nature had intended Suze Ann to b < a robber queen or a gypsy princess. She hated most people , especially hei father and grandmother , because the } had beaten her in her defenseless child hood ; and she had a good memory. No one kindness did she ever forget no not one wrong. She had "learned nothing and forgotten nothing. " There was a blind tumult in her mind. Be yond Sinkemsank.stretched avastplair of conjecture , ' in the darkness of whicl her poor imagination groped and stum bled. She grew among theso people as s palmetto springs on the bare side of a pine-hill. Spanish Jack pushed back his ehaii from the table , and stretched himself like a tiger after feeding. Then he sauntered to the fire , and drove his spurred and booted heel into the smol dering log to quicken the flames. A shuflling of footsteps was heard outside , and Eunice and William Gunn entered. They were the children of a local dignitary known as "Poorhouse Ginn. " William was not ill-looking except that his eyes and hair were too light for his sunburnt face , and Eunice was a buxom , fresh-colored young' wo man , rather loosely built , with prom inent blue eyxjs and her shining dark hair tucked up with a gilt comb. She betrayed a simpering conscious ness of Spanish Jack's presence , as she explained her errand : "Aunt Lissy , maw say will yon loan her your conibhi'- cyards say she'll bring 'em back. Say when you wan't 'cm agin. " "Dunne's I ke.er to loan 'em , but well , I reckon , " said Mrs. Whetstone ungraciously , acknowledging William's salutation by a sort of a growl. This cold reception seemed to embar rass William , and he backed hastily to ward a chair with three legs , and trying to sit in it failed signallv. "I should 'a' thought Willyim , " Mrs. Whetstone remarked severely ; "you'd 'a' suspici'nd that air cheer hain't ben sot on this ten years. " Spanish Jack's bold and wandering glance had fixed itself upon the vulgar preltiness of Eunice's face. He sat down beside her. It was his fancy of the mo ment to "devil Suze Ann , " as he ex pressed it to himself , just as he would have delighted in tormenting a chained ind ferocious dog to the limit of mad ness. Suze Ann , while this was going on , sat in tho chimney corner with her xrms sung around her knees and her jrows depressed. Eunice was another } f her hatreds. As children tfiey had juarrcled and fought , always to Eu- lice's discomfiture. Suze Ann was a slow moving body , rat circumstances acted strongly upon icr. The force of inertia might have iiade her dangerous. " ' " remarked W51- "Come 'long , Sissy , - 5am , rising slowly. "Hit's gittin' light ! " Spanish Jack followed them mtof doors. "Well , I got the cyards , " said Eunice. 'Didn't suppose I would , neither. I'm nightly skeered of old Aunt Lissy. L'heT do say she went oncet to see a oman that had a sore foot , 'n Lissy sho ook bolter it , 'n' the foot came right iff in her ban. ' 'Clare to gracious ! hey do sa } ' that" "You butter not let her get bolter our'ii" suggested Spanish Jack. 'Hit's little 'nough. a'ready. "Go 'way ! " remarked Eunice , coyly. "Suze Ann , don't you forgit to fetch hat pail o' water 'fore night , " said her jraudrnothcr , and Suze "Ann sullenly Hatched up the pail from the corner , , nd went out. Spanish Jack was lean- ng by the bars that served for a gate , .nd she brushed past him. "Where you goin' ? " he demanded , latching at her arm. "Mind out ! " she cried , freeing her- elf violently. "Well , I reckon I'll go with you.any- 10 w. " She said nothing , and presently he emarked , "Eunice Ginn's a mighty iooty gal. " Suze Ann remained silent. "Don't you think so ? " "No , I don't she replied slowly. "Ha , ha ! and he laughed a deep- bested laugh of amusement. Then , as bey walked down the hilly pathway he iut his arm around her. "Go 'way to Eunice Ginn , " she said , a a muffled voice , as she struggled to reak away from" him. "I reckon I'm a little stronger'n you re hey , Suze Ann ? " "Let loose ! you don't keer for me , " he cried. He laughed still louder , and pressed er dusky head down upon his shoulder rith one powerful hand. "I keer a heap for you , " he asserted. "No , you don't" she cried , with an- ; uish in her eyes. "Ain't I tellin' you so ? " "Yes.yes , " with a restless movement , 'but not the same as me. Folks is dif- erent. " "That's so. I might take a turn 'n' et up to Eunice Ginn. Where'd you ie then hey ? " The slumberous light in her eyes iroke into sudden fire. "You to talk o' goin' off to any other ; al when there's that 'tween us ; when 've got that secret o' your'n ! Kemem- er I'm the only one that knows it. " How the old story repeats itself ! This ros the same wild outcry of the scorn- d and forsaken Medea ; of her "mar- tage solemnized in blood. " "I ain't skeered you'll tell , " he re- orted. "I'd kill you , " Suze Ann went on , lowly. 'Td rather I'd rather than let any other gal have you. " "I b'lieve you would , you darn littl wild cat ! " he said , admiringly. "Yon'r the spuukics' thing ! " and he bcstowe a rough caress upon her. "You'r the only gal I ever knew that wasn't sap-head. " "Well , lemme git the water now , said Suze Ann , reassured and sudden 1 relapsing into commonplaces " 'r don't pitch rocks in it. You're mat ing it druggy. " As they returned Suze Ann some what heavily weighted and Spanis Jack with his hands in his pockets there was a young moon sailing in th clear sky before them , and a red lighl faint and distant , streamed up throng ] the vistas of the forest. "They've be'n burnin' bvusli , 'n' sc the woods afire over to 'Poacum Cor fier , " remarked Suze Ann. " 'N' ! then fust thing you know we' ] all have to turn out'n' save the fences , ' Spanish Jack said. This was prophetic , for by the follow ing evening ihe fire had crept up thi pine hills , and thcatened the little set tlement of which Mr. Whetstone was : prominent member. "Well , folks , " said Mr. Whetstone dolorously , rumpling up his hoy-co lored hair , "we'll have to beat it on with pine brushes , 'n' keep it off'n tin fences , I reckon. " "Well , make 'aste , then , " growlce his mother. "Hit ain't goin' towai on you. " They found most of their neighbor assembled on the hillside , Eunice am William Giun among others. Eunici called to Spanish Jack to help her , am after that he stayed by her side. A wild red light flared through the dusk , and swathed the trees in cloud ; of lurid smoke. Narrow lines of fire ran , serpent-wise , along the pine straw leaping the little stream by the aid o : its fringing grasses. Sometimes an ad venturous flame would rush to the toj : of a sapling , flicker there for an instanl and go out. The canebrake beyond was in a blaze , and the continual pop ping of the joints sounded like volleys of musketry. Fiery balls of pith sho ! up into the air and fell like showers oJ tailing stars. A hum of voices arose , accompanying the swish swish swisli of the pine brushes that left darkness in their track. Suze Ann made no pretence of help ing. The others had passed on , follow ing the fire , and she stood motionless in the scared and blackened space behind the ruined thicket , trailing her pine brush in the ashes. ' "Look at that gal o' Whetstone's , " whispered a neighbor. 'There's goiu' to be veugen" , shore ! " "I wouldn't trust none o' ole Lissy's bree.l , " replied the other ; and then they moved on and saw Suze Ann no more. Toward daylight , when the fire was nearly under control , and they were thinking of returning home , she was seen again. Her dress was torn by the briars , and she drew her breath hard. like one who has traveled far and fast. There was blood upon her mouth , where the sharp white teeth were set upon the red underlip. Her eyes were wild and bright. When Spanish Jack saw her he called out , "Hullo , Suze Ann ! where you be'n hidin' y'self ? " The words were scarcely spoken , when a troop of horsemen dashed upon the scene , with pistols drawn. "The sheriff's posse ! " cried 'Lisher in amazement. "Spanish Jack , you are my prisoner. L arrest you in the name of the law , " said the leader of the posse. The murder Spanish Jack had com mitted , of which Snze Ann had been the only witness , had found him out. Mad with jealously , she had trudged : ill the way to the neighboring country : own and given up his secret. "No , you don't. By God , I'll die fust ! " Spanish Jack cried , quickly Irawing his revolver and firing. It ivos-all over in a moment , and Spanish Tack lay dead , with half-a-dozen bullets , hrough his body. Then a tumult of outcries and excla- uatious arose. Willim Ginn lifted : he dead man's hand with a cautious novemeut , and let it fall asrain heav- - This was the end of his magnificent strength and brute courage. The sight seemed to startle Suze Ann. "But he's dead , " she said , in a low ihuddering voice "he's dead. " And the murmer rose to a shriek. she fell ujjon the ground beside him ' , ) catingwild hands upon her breast a'nd lead ; as the wounded snake , in the inguish of its poison , stings and stings tself to death. New Orleans Times- Democrat. The IIouse-Fly. Flics are distinguished from most > ther insects by having but a single pair > f wings , what corresponds to the sec- > nd or hinder pair in other insects be- ng a pair of knob-like "balancers. " The flight of the house-fly is most rapid n warm , sultry weather. We all know low busy and pertinacious their move- nents are in dog-day weather. It has been found that a common fly ' vhen held captive moves its wing's hree hundred and thirty times a min- ite , whereas a honey-bee , whose pow- irs of continued flight are much great- ir , moves its wings one hundred and linty times in the same period. The vings describe a figure 8 in the air. The buzz of the fly has been carefully tudied by Landois. During flight the ly's buzz or hum is in a relatively low one ; when it is held so high that the viugs cannot move the buzz is higher n pitch , and it is higher still when the ly is held so that all motion of the ex- ernol parts is prevented. The last nentioned is the true voice of the in- ect ; it is produced by the breathing tolcs of the thorax. The buzz of the ly thus expresses the emotions of the reature ; the low hum being one of con- entmcnt , the shrill excited buzz , one if alarm and disturbance. United yrcsbyterian. Too Busy to Argue. Customer ( in restaurant ) "Here , raiter. this steak is too toujjh to eat.1' Waiter "Sorry , sah ; Ise too busy tc rgue 'bout dot steak now. If yo' rants to argue wif a waiter 'bout d oughness of steak yo' mus' come ir rhende noon rush am ober.---Sett Fork Times. HERE AND THERE. Agnvapi hmiyanna taku waskuyec ; cgnakapi is the Sioux for pie. About 83,000,000 worth of American made locomotives are sent abroad ever year. The latest novelty announced is : bible printed in shorthand and illus traled. The Jesuits have 2,500 missionaries They have 13 popes , 4,000 archbishop ; and bishops , and G.OOO authors. A man was committed to Houtzdale Pa. , because ho refused to pay 66 cent ; a week toward supporting his mother In New Hampshire last year 80 pei sent of the receipts of lire insurant companies were absorbed by the losses The best dressed professional wo man in New York is said to be Dr. Lo zier , whose quiet black gowns suit he ] and her calling. Some Rhode Island people want ai arbor day , but The Providence Star op poses it. Massachusetts and Connect ! cut would get all the shade. In round numbers of the value o : gold in the principal countries of the world is § 3,293,000,000 , and the valut of silver is § 2,751,000,000. Italians are crowding out the Chi nese as gardeners in California , bciup better qualified for the business , aud being frugal and industrious. An old man in California is just cut ting his third set of teeth. The pro cess is attended with all the pain and annoyance that a child sufl'crs. Tramps in California are reported to be opposed to the boycotting of Chi nese , as it takes away from them one more excuse for not going to work. A lover , who evidently wishes to bo economical in time , wrote : "Not hav ing seen you 4 a week ! am looking for ward 2 seeing your dear face. " An English German , and Chinese syn dicate has made a contract with tho Mexican government , and will send 600,000 ClJinamcn to Mexico within a year. year.Kid Kid bedspreads are something new in the alleged "house beautiful. " They are made out of the backs of discarded kid gloves and the gauntlets of long ones. The chaplain of the New Jersey sen ate , in his prayer the other day , man aged to work in a defense of an official whose impeachment trial is in progress by that body. One man Avants wh'sky in a bar room. Another wants soda in a drug store. Then they arbitrate. They both take beer in a beer-saloon. New Orleans Picayune- The strain on the floor of a house in East Macon , Go. , at which a wake was held the other' evening , was so great that it gave way , precipitating tho corpse and all present into the cellar. The notorious Chatham street in New York has been rechristcned , the alder men having named it Park row at the request ot one of their number who keeps a liquor saloon in the street. Indians , says a correspondent , do not know what kissing is. He lived two rears in Indian Territory among the Greeks , and never once knew of an [ ndiau man kissing an Indian woman. Frederick Turner and William II. Bailey , of particular note just now as Knights , are both foreign-born citizens. Turner is from Somersetshire , Eng- land , and Bailey from Greenwich , Eng land. Barnum writes to England with cus- : omary modesty : "The next thing 1 ivant from England is one of hei Majesty's thrones , or else ex-Kimr Thee- jaw. Either would prove a great sue- ; ess. " An Oregon newspaper has no pa- ; ience with those who lament the dis- ippcarance of the buffalo. It says it vill be well when he is gone , and he wouldn't have lasted so long cxcepl ; hat he was so tough. The famous war-horse of Gen. Stone- vail Jackson is being mounted in a var-like attitude by a Washington taxi- lermist. When prepared tiie hor-e , vill be placed in the Confederate Sol- iiers' home at Richmond. Striking bakers in New York at- empted to boycott the bakeshop ol Mrs. Gray , in Hudson street , but the mblic came to the rescue , and the ilucky woman has done a more flour- shing business than ever. Every Sunday the ferry-boats thai > ly between Washington and Aloxan- Iria are thronged with young men from he capital , who go o\-r to the Vir ginia city for the purpoau of gambling. eno is Iheir favorite gune. : The Germans have devised an ingen- ous methou of advertising their roanu- actures. A vessel fitted up with a lomplele assortment of German pro- lucts has been sent on a voyage round he world. It serves as a floating in- Uistrial exhibition. It is urged that hereafter the 30th ol lay be set aside as Decoration day in Louisiana , and that the other southern tates be asked to join in the move , .lie legislature could probably be in- luced to declare it a legal holiday , as t is in so many states of the union. The New Jersey legislature will ad- ourn until June , because it is necessa- ' y to wait for a decision of the supreme ourt before acting upon th appropria- ion bills ; and it is proposed to have the .djourned session at Atlantic City tc .void the heat at Trenton. A per dieii .t the seashore will indeed be a ncr.f ' , uxury. I A curious case of absent-minnednesi 5 that of a young married man living icar Jonesville , Saratoga county , N T. , who one morning milked his cow et the pail of milk in the corner of the table , and carried the stool to the : ouse. This he did twice in succession , he third time he went to the barn tc tiilk he took a basket of roots to the ow. He emptied out the roots and sa ; own and commenced to milk the con a the basket , but found out his mistake a. time to save enough milk for break ast coffee * A VISIT TO THE PYRAMIDS. scones by tlio "Way Tho Pcrsccutlo of Travelers Troublesome Bedouins. The visit to the pyramids is not mat intler the old disadvantages , writes jorrespondent of The San Francisc Chronicle. Formerly the visitor had t ind his way to them the best way h sould over the ordinary roads of th Delta , and always by donkey. Now hi ; an drive into their very shadows wit i fashionable carriage , or if no prefer she donkey as a thing of tradition an < mite en regie , he follows the splendii oad built by Ismail. Having expresset i preference for the saddle , ho has o : ourso previously made the acquaint ince of a donkey whose gait and ami ibility do not entail sufferings after tin ixcrcisd. It is not hard to find an ani ual of this discription , for in spite o , hose maligning tourists to whom : seat in a saddle is as untenable as tin lorn of tho moon , they arc in genera jatient and long-suffering. Neither ar .he donkey boys more malicious , unles icoldcd or otherwise maltreated. Tin lOiirisfc will do well not to allow a dago nan or donkey boy to be imposed upoi nim by his hotel , but try the animal : ind their drivers us ho meets then ibout the city till he finds what suit : aim. Having lixed a day ho orders hi : 3onkey-boy to be in readiness at ai aour early enough , if the time is sum ncr , to enable him to accomplish th ( sight miles and reach his destinatioi before the sun is far above the horizon. The boy and donkey wait adjacent tc ; hc hotel all night , and at an houi ; o premature that he is really quite sure that it is the previous da } 30 is aroused and linds himsclJ aiountcd and winding his way through Jim and devious streets toward the Dridgc El Khasr by which he is to cross he Nile. lie traverses the quarter smaiha , whose paved and shaded streets , flanked by handsome houses , vhich the enterprise of the wasteful smail rendered possible , are still in jloom , illuminated by a few scattering amps. The signs of life are few. lore and there is seen the furtive shad- > w of an Arab policeman. An English sentinel nods near a huge building that nay be a soldiers' barracks , or a camel slouches along loaded with bales of hay > r huge panniers containing vegetables > r melons which his master is bringing 0 the early market. Having crossed he bridge the broad , tree-bordered Lvemic turns to the left , diverging gradually from the bank of the river. t is built high up above the level of he Delta , and is hard and dry , though lightly neglected since the rebellion of .rabi. By this time there are signs of laylight , and as it reddens the domes ind minarets of Cairo stretch their fan- astic outlines along the eastern sky. L'he pyramids appear in advance look- ng disappointingly small. Camels rith hay or bursting panniers , ridden ly savage-looking Bedouins , pass in ; rim silence. The donkey does his itity heroically , urged by"his driver , rho as a luxury as well as convenience ios mounted himself on a borrowed nimal whose hire will have to be dded to the day's expenses. Occasionally a Bedouin , one of tiose who regularly bore travelers at be pyramids , attaches himself to the arty , but not being able to maintain lie rate of speed , finally gives up and 1 lost to sight. Now and then a pre- ocious youth , speaking a little of all lodern tongues , appears from a noigh- orin village and attached himself to ic escort. By the time the sun is bove the horizon , signs of life are 2cn about the village and scattering uts. Men going to the fields , women rith jars of water on their heads , rough t from a stagnant ditch or pool , joking like bible pictures , and so on 11 , in the full sunshine of the early da } * , ic task is achieved , and the traveler nds himself in the presence of the lonuments of which he has dreamed ince childhood. The pyramids have , from time im- icmorial , been in charge of an avarici- us sheik , to whose tribe of hungry cdouins has been assigned the task of ushing and hauling the visitor up to ic pyramids , pulling him down again , nd then , it he desires , shoving and rking him up and down the inclined lanes and along the galleries of the iterior. Two more precede him , go- ig up , to pull him from step to step , nd one to follow to push , or to pro fit his falling backward. In deecnd- ig , this arrangement was reversed , vo preceding and one following , the st passing a shawl or strap to hold im back. I accepted the gentle as- stance of the wild children of the jsert in ascending , but preferred , on ic opposite side , to descend unassisted , or the service , four English shillings , a dollar , only were paid to the sheik i a rule at tlfe time of my visit , if le visitor knew his rights. That was ie legal charge. Since then a differ- it tariff has been arranged by the yvernment according to the number \ men allowed. The sheik would then ke whatever more he could get and iv the men nothing that is , accord- g to their own account. Hence their ivate efforts at extortion , which were rocious. You were not expected to c of thirst during the half or three- larters of an hour you spend on the cat pyramid , still , in the hope of lining an extra piaster , the Egyptian aster being worth about 5 cunts of ir money ; and the small one two and half you were attended by one or ro supernumeraries , with earthen ater bottles. You paid these persist- it servitors or not. as you thought . It is to be hoped the present system better. The annoyance of the traveler e always more numerous if he is alone , I was at my visit. Naturally , on the ce of such an immense pile or monn- in of stone , one is very much alone , id much more at the summit. There really no danger , but if help were dc- red it is far distant. So when I had ounted one-fourth of the way and opped to rest , there was not a person sight below except the little knots of rabs about the base. There was not a ; ivelcr to be seen there on donkey or carriage. Thy persecution began with a univer- 1 app nl to purchase' coins , said to bo manufactured in a neighboring vil lage , and efforts to extract promises of money bv such formula : as the follow ing : "If we do well by you you will do well by us , " coupled with assertions that if they did not receive something extra , their services , on account of the meanness of the sheik , would go unre warded. The only way to end that dis cussion was to promptly insist on con tinuing the ascent. At every halting- place the scene was repeated , with signs of irritation , and at the top thero were new devices to extort money ia thi > form of offers to cut your name in thoi rock , or for a stipulated sum to descend the great pyramid and climb the second , bringing back a piece of tho topmost stone . As to tho cutting of the name it did not promise absolute immortality , for as the flat space at tho top is only thirty feet square , and in the course of time many thousand names have been engravcd'within its area , it is now im possible to cut a new one without erasing some other. Of all the persons who had climbed the pyramid the Bedouins seemed to rejuember only the prince of Wales and Mark Twain. f It was Mark Twain's fancy to climb- thc second pyramid , which is difficult. vx. , since it retains a portion of the old \ . cooling of concrete. When the Nile is high it comes to the base of the pyra mids , and the view is of one vast sea. At other times there is the green delta on one side , with Ghizeh , Cairo , villages , and groves , and on the other the con stantly encroaching desert. The eyo rests on one point of modern interest , the village of Embabeh , half concealed by palms , near which Napoleon fought - / his battle with the Mamelukes , a- veritar ble garden spot , but which , to read the histories , one would suppose to have been in the heart of the desert. Not much time was left to contemplation , for the Bedouins were anxious to ex ploit other travelers who were seen ar riving. So a hasty descent , a plunge into the heart of a pyramid , from which I made my exit in a dangeraus state of heat and exhaustion , hasty look at the exhumed temple and the so-called be nign though really ugly face of the Sphinx , and I willingly turned my face back along the acacia-shaded causeway toward Cairo. Traps for Americans. An American gentleman , who for many years past has been established in business in Paris , received one day a call from a handsomely dressed female iu whom he recognized a notorious American member of the demimonde of Paris. She came , she said , to propose to him a lucrative business transaction. She had in her possession a list of sun dry high-born and titled gentlemen who wished to marry rich American girls , and she displayed such a list inscribed with some of the proudest names of the French aristocracy. If my countryman would inform her of the arrival in Paris of any wealthy American ladies , and ot the presumed amount of their fortunes , bhc would , on the accomplishment of a marriage between any one of these and one of her clients , at once pay over to him half of her stipulated percentage on the dowry , which in her case was to amount to 10 per cent. It is needles.s to sav tnat the woman's offrr was re fused. But the very fact of its being made showed how widespread is the system of the matrimonial agency in L'aris , and how extensive and elaborate must be its arrangements for obtaining information. There i an Austrian gentleman mov ing in the best society of Paris whom I strongly suspect of being one of the se- jret and accredited agents of one of ihese establishments. He tried hard , jut in vain , some years ago , to bring ibouta match between "the daughter ind only child of a wealthy American gentleman then visiting this city and a [ Vouch duke of ancient family. The luke turned out finally to be an impos- or , and was forced to"take flight from L'aris. Employes of these agencies are ilso to be found at the principal hotels icre. They are usually women , gener- dly bear high-sounding titles , and are Peasant of manner and affable of bear- ng. Their business is to make acquain- : ance with rich Americans who have laughters , so that the daughters afore- aid may be presented to impecunious idventurers on the lookout lo repair heir fortunes by marriage. The .mat er is very adroitly managed , an opera > r a theater party or a little dance be- " ng gotten up by "the amiable French ady to amuse her sweet , new youiif riend. the luckless damsel whose doP --'I ars , real or rumored , have caused her o be selected as a fitting victim. At he dance or at the theater the intro- luction takes place , and the fascina- ions of the gentleman are supposed to lo the re t. Very often , indeed , the iromoter of the whole series of nianeu- ers is not connected with any agencv whatever , but is acting on huf own ac- ouut. Philadelphia Telegraph. All Innocent Man. The trial of a man for murder had ust commenced in a Dakota court rhen the attorney for the defense arose nd said : \ "If the court please , we have no fear s to the outcome of this trial. In the BStimony we shall prove that the mur- er wis committed four miles from jwn at 2 o'clock in the afternoon , re shall also establish the Hell.'I iiere was a circus in town that daj' . * ' "Hold on , " said the judge excitedly , you say there was a circus in town ? " "Yes sir the Anti-European Con- lomeration showed there that day. " "Yes , I've seen it , two rings , a potted grave-digging hyena , and seven uly bareback riders. You say the lan was killed about 2 o'clock ? " "Yes , your honor. " "Just the time of the ring parade ? " "The same time. " "While the elephant and double- umped camels were going around ? " "Yes sir. " "The prisoner is discharged. Try- ig to prove that a man was four miles way from town on such an occasion is joked upon as malicious , prosecution y this court The unfortunate gentle- mn who was found dead without doubt ammitted suicide when he rolized nit he was in that kind of a position imaelf. " ' Eslclline ( Dakota ) Hell. . t.