Eating the Sparrows.
When Patterson sportsmen run short
of other game they have been compell
ed to shoot English sparrows , and spar
row pie is no longer uti experiment in
this city , but a dish relished by all who
have tasted it. One of the letter carri
ers is an enthusiast on the question of
sparrows , and devotes most all of his
spare time to getting sparrows ready
ior the pot. He says that they make
the best eating and are dainties of the
first order. The principal sparrow eat
ers are , however , to be found among
the English residents of this city , who
come from the home of the sparrow
and know all about him. One of these
in writing on this subject says : "Many
things are necessary for a sparrow pie ;
and the chief of these is lirst to catch
your sparrows. The sparrows like best
the neighborhood of rickj'ards ; and the
artfulness and dexterity with which ho
will hang by his feet , throw the wliolo
weight of his liftlo body on to au ear of
wheat , and carry it off' , is one of the
things that arc rarely observed , though
they are well worth observing. Natur
ally they are as unpopular with the
farmer as is the barn rat Sparrows
arc much too artful for any trap. It is
almost idle to set nooses or lay clap nets
for these birds. The sparrow-catcher's
method is known as bat-fowling. For
bat-fowling four sportsmen are the
proper number. One of these carries a
long stick , with which he beats the ivy
or the sides of the rick and starts the
game. The second bears a lantern at
the end of a pole , towards the light of
which the birds fly when suddenly
aroused from sleep. The other two
hold and rattle close against the roost
ing haunt of the birds a wide-mouthed
net , made like a shrimping net but con
siderably larger ; and into this the spar
rows dash , bewildered by the noise and
dazzled by the light. "
Speaking of the different methods of
preparing the sparrow for the table the
same correspondent says : "But there
are other wajrs of cooking a sparrow
than to boil them with beefsteak under
crust ; and in every way he repays the
trouble of the cook. Koll a piece of
bacon over his breast ( not too large a
piece ) , toast him in a Dutch oven and
so serve him hot. Schoolboys know
this , although they are often obliged to
dispense with the bacon. . Or , another
way : ' Curry a dozen sparrows and
serve them with the proper gravy in a
rampart of rice. In fact , when you
t have once understood how dainty a bird
a well-fed sparrqw is , a do/xm worthy
modes of presenting him at table will
occur to you. Has not a book been
written detailing a hundred methods of
cooking the potato ? One way may be
recommended as excellent : Cut enough
off the cud of a large potato to enable
you to suoop a receptacle for your spar
row. Place him therein , as Izaak Wal
ton said , 'tenderly , ' with appropriate
adjuncts to your taste. Lute on the
head of your potato again with Hour
and water. Use your judgement as to
time of serving , and this baked potato
will astonish your guest. " Patterson
Press.
"Our Army and Navy Officers.
A great many outsiders have laughed
at the announcements which frequently
appear in the society papers that "Mrs.
Jones , of the arny , will receive on
Wcdnesdaj's in January , " or "Mrs.
Smith , of the navy , will give a tea on
Tuesday , " but perhaps "Mrs. Jones"
and "Mr ? . Smith" have realty more to
say in relation to some of the most im
portant matters concernin ; the service
than their husbands. Women are
matchless and peerless in the manage
ment of hundreds of intrigues which
abound everywhere at the capital , and
which have for their object the ad
vancement of one oflicer or the humilia
tion of another. Strange to say , some
of the most powerful lady schemers are
the wives of retired officers of the armj
and navy. If one of these elderly dames
happens to have an eligible daughter
the young officer on duty here must be
very sure of his ground before he at
tempts either to win or avoid her. II
his conduct is not satisfactory he will
suddenly find himself ordered away
with a celerity that will almost take his
breath away. It may be that he will
not be able to understand how it was
accomplished and the means therefor ,
but he will at least realize that he knows
he has received the blow. An instance
of this nature happened here only a
short time ago. A young oflicer con
nected with the naval establish
ment , and who has been on duty here
lor some months , began paying the
most assiduous attention to the fair
daughter of a lady who is a power in
the "ring. "
He was poor but proud , handsome
but impecunious. As a brilliant alliance
is expected by the old lady she made up
her mind to put an end to the affair ,
which really had not progressed very
far. One line day this officer received
an official document ordering him'to a
station about 3,000 miles away. Whilo
he was making the necessary prepara
tions for his departure the young lady
was sent out of town "to spend the
holidays with some friends. " Her
whereabouts were unkown to the officer ,
so he was obliged to take his departure
without the painful pleasure of a "sweet
parting. " Some of the officer's friends
have ascertained that the orders were
actually secured by the mother.
Washington Letter in Boston Traveler
A TERRIBLE CONFESSION.
A PHYSICIAN PRESENTS SOME
STARTLING FACTS.
< 'nn It bo That the Buiigcr Indicated Is
Universal.
The following story which is attracting
wide nMention from the press is so re
markable that we cannot excuse ourselves
if we do notltty it before ourreuders entire :
To the Editor of the Rochester ( Ar. 7. ) Democrat :
Sue On the lirst day of June , 1881 , Hay
at 1113" residence in this city surrounded by
my friends and wniting for death. Heaven
only knows the agony 1 then endured , for
words can never describe it. And yet. if a
few years previous any one had told me
that I was to be brought M > low , and by so
terrible a disease , I should liave scoffed at
the idea. I had always been uncommonly
strong rind healthy , and weighed over 200
pounds , and hardly knew , in my own expe
rience , what pain or sickness were. Very
many people who will read this statement
realize at times they are unusually tired
and cannot account for it. They feel dull
pains in various parts of the body and do
not understand why. Or they arc exceed
ingly hungry one day and entirely without
appetite the next , This was just the way
I felt when the relentless mnlndy which had
fiistenened itself upon me first began. Still
I thought nothing of i ( ; that probably I
had taken a cold which would soon pass
away. Shortly after this 1 noticed a heavy ,
and nt times neuralgic , pain in one side of
my head , but as it ould come one day
and bj gone the next , I paid no attention
to it. Then my stomach would get out of
order and my food often failed to digest ,
ciiiibing at times great inconvenience. Yet ,
even as a. physician , I did not think that
thet < e things meant anything serious. I
fancied I was suffering from malaria and
doctored myself accordingly. But I got no
better. I next noticed a peculiar color and
odor about the fluids I was passing also
that there were large quantities one day
and very little the next , and that a persis
tent , froth and scum appeared upon the
Bin-Face , and a sediment settled. And yet I
did npt realize my danger , for , indeed , sec-
ing the.ie byniptoms continually , I finally
became accustomed to them , and my sus
picion was wholly disarmed by the fact
that I HAD NO PAI.V in the affected organs
or in their vicinity. "Why I should have
been so blind I cannot understand !
J consulted the best , medical skill in the
laud. I visited all the famed mineral
springs in America and traveled from Maine
to California. Still I grew worse. No two
physicians agreed as to my malady. One
said I was troubled with spinal irritation ,
another , dyspepsia ; another , heart disease ;
another , general debility ; another , conges
tion of the base of the brain ; and so on
through a , long list of common diseases , the
bymptonib of many of which 1 really had.
In this way several years passed , during
which time I was steadily growing worse.
My condition had really become pitiable.
The slight symptoms I at first experienced
were developed into terrible and constant
disorders. My weight had been reduced
from 20V to 130 pounds. My life was a
burden to myself and friends. I could re
tain no food on my stomach , and lived
wholly by injections. 1 was a living mass
of pain. My pulse was uncontrollable.In
my agony I frequently fell to the lloor and
clutched this carpet , and prayed for death !
Morphine had little or no effect in deadon-
in the pain. For six days and nights I
had tiie death-premonitory hiccoughs con
stantly ! My water was filled with tube-
casts and albumen. I was struggling with
Bright's disease of the kidneys in il.s last
btHRt * !
While suffering thus I received a call from
my pastor , the Rev. Dr. Foote , at that
time rector of St. Paul's Episcopal church ,
of this city. I felt that it was our last in
terview , but in the course of conversation
Dr. Foote detailed to mo the many remark
able cures of cases like my own which had
come under his observation. As a practic
ing physician : inil a gradualcof tho schools ,
I derided the idea of any medicine outside
the regular channels being in the least ben-
clii'ial. So solicitous , however , was Dr.
Foolo , th.at I finally promised I would
waive my prejudice. I began its use on the
first day of June , ISSl.'and took it ac
cording to directions. At first it sickened
me ; but this I thought was a good sign for
one in my debilitated condition. I contin
ued to take it ; the sickening sensation de
parted and I was finally able to retain food
upon my stomach. In a few days I noticed
a decided change for the better , as also did
my wife and friends. My hiccoughs ceased
and I experienced less pain than formerly.
I was so rejoiced at this improved condi
tion that/upoii what I had believed but a
few days before was my dying bed , I vowed ,
in the presence of my family and friends ,
Bho.uld I recover I would both publicly and
privately make known this remedy for the
good of humanity , wherever and whenever
I had an opportunity , and this letter is in
fulfillment of that vow. My improvement
was constant from that time , and in less
than three months I had gained 2G pounds
in flesh , became entirely free from pain and
I believe I owe my life and present condi
tion wholly to Warner's safe cure , the rem
edy which I used.
Since my recovery I have thoroughly re-
investigated the subject of kidney difll-
culties and Bright's disease , and the truths
developed are astounding. I therefore
Btate , deliberately , and as a physician ,
thatl believe more than one-half the deaths
which occur in America are caused by
Bright's disease of the kidneys. This may
sound like a rash statement , but I am pre
pared to verify it fully. Bright's disease
has no distinctive features of its own , ( in
deed , it often develops without any pain
whatever in the kidneys or their vicinity ) ,
but has the symptoms of nearly every
other common complaint. Hundreds of
people die daily , whose burials are author
ized by a physician's certificate as occur
ring from "Heart Disease , " "Apoplexy , "
"Paralysis , " "Spinal Complaint , " "Rheu
matism , " "Pneumonia , " and the other
tommon complaints , when in reality it is
from Bright's disease of the kidneys. Few
physicians , and fewer people , realize the ex-
lent of this disease or its dangerous and
insiduous nature. It steals into the sys
tem like a thief , manifests its presence if at
all by the commonest symptoms 'and
fastens itself in the constitution before
the victim is aware of it. It is nearly as
hereditary as consumption , quite as com
mon and fully as fatal. Entire families ,
inheriting it from their ancestors , have
died and yet none of the number knew or
realized the mysterious power which was
removing them. Instead of common sym-
toms it often shows none whatever , but
brings death suddenly , from convulsions ,
apoplexy or heart disease.
As one who has suffered , and known by
bitter experience what he says , I implore
every one who reads these words not to
neglect the slightest symptoms of kidney
difficulty. No one can afford to hazard
such chances.
I make the foregoing statements based
upon facts which I can substantiate to the
letter. The welfare of thoeo who may pos
sibly be sufferers such as I was is an ample
inducement for me to take the step I have ,
and if I can successfully warn others from
the dangerous path in which I once walked ,
I am willing to endure all the professional
and personal consequences.
J. B. HENION , M. D.
ROCHESTER , N. Y. , Dec. 30.
"Mamma , why is papa bald ? " "I am
his fourth wife , darling. "
Miss Kate Field is buying Wasnington
real estate.
G. 31. 1) .
Walking down Broadway is very pleas
ant when you feel well , and T K
never felt better than when his friend asked-
him how he got over that severe cough of
his so speedilv. "Ah , my boy , " said T ,
"G. M. D. did it ! " And his friend wondered
what G. M. D. meant. He knew it did not
mean a Hand Many Doctors , for T
K had tried a dozen in vain. "I have
it , " said he , just hitting the nail on thu
head , "you mean Dr. Pierce's 'Golden Med
ical Discovery , ' or Gold Medal Deserved ati
my friend J S alwaysdubsit. " Sold
by druggists.
Prince Bismarck reads the French society
papers regularly.
We accidently overheard the following
dialogue on the street yesterday :
Jones. Smith , why don't yon stop that
disgusting hawking and spitting ?
Smith. How can I ? You know I nm a
martyr to catarrh.
J. Do as I did. I had the disease in its I
worst form but I am well now.
S. What did you do for it ?
J. I used Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It
cured me and it will cure you.
S. I've heard of it , and by Jove I'll try it.
J. Do so. You'll find it at all the drug
stores in town.
Bismarck fcavs he never esteemed but one
Frenchman Thicrs.
Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" is
the debilitated woman's best restorative
tonic.
The fool wonders , the wise man asks.
"I nm a merchant and planter , " writes
Mr..T. N. Humphrey , of Tenn. , "and it
gives me great pleasure to say that for
severe coughs and cojds Allen's Lung Bal
sam is the best remedy now offered for
sale. I have induced many to try it , with
the best of results. " Druggists , 2jc. ,
5oc. , and § 1.00 a bottle.
Mine. Patti has been offered an engage
ment in Brazil at § 0.000 a night.
"ROUGH OX 1AIX.Liquid. .
"Roujjh on Pain" Liquid , 20c Quick cure. Ifeural
Ela , rheumatism , aches , pains , t-pralns , lie
c amps , colic. "Hough onl'alu" IMaster , 15o.
The Cologne Gazette spells it not British
"Parliament. " but "Parnellment. "
WORTH KNOWING.
The worPt Scald or Burn ran h - cured without
a scar If Cole's Carboll alvc is promptly
used. It iiihtantly stops the pain. Sold by Drug
gists at 25 uud 50 cents.
Hippolytc Mellon Victor Charawaule , t he
French lawyer and statesman is dead.
"
"KOUGH OX COUGHS. "
A .k for "Iloueli on Coughs. " for coughs. coM ?
sore throat , lionr.-eness. Troches , lor. Liquid , U. > c.
A natural color , that defies detection , is
produced by Buckingham's Dye for the
Whiskers.
Leading physicians testify to the value of
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral , as a specific for
colds.
_
Walk as if you were conscious that your
body has a soul in it.
"WTion Babywas slctwo p vo her Castoria ,
T7 hen ahojvaa a Child , aho cried for Castoria ,
When aha became Miss , sho clung to Caatoria ,
TVhaii aho had Children , aho gave thorn Castoria ,
Sarah Bcrnhardb has taken to pork diet
to increase heravoirdupois.
AT TIIIHTV-KIVK Till : AVmiAGK AMKUICAX
Di.sc.ovints THAT HI : HAS AX "ixfnu.VAL. STOM
ACH , " and so goes into the hands of the doc
tors for the remnant of his life. Preven
tion is better than cure , but DK. WALKII'S
CALIPOUXIA VIXKCJAK BITTKISSill both cure
and prevent dyspepsia , diseases of the skin ,
liver , kidneys , and all disorders arising
from bad blood.
A Vermonter has sold his wife for § G.
Those persons who do not need Iron , but
who are troubled with Nervousness and
Dyspejisia , will find in Carter's Little
NuiiVEPills a most desirable article. They
are mostly lined in combination with Car
ter's Little .Liver Pills , and in this way
often exert a most magical effect. Take
just one pill of each kind immediately after
eating and you will be free from Indigestion
and Dyspepsia. In vials at 25 cents. Sold
by ull Druggists.
Miss Clara Louiso Kellog. ; has begun a
ten weeks' concert tour.
If a coush disturbs your sleep , takePiso's Cure for
Consumption and rtstcl. \ .
The average age of the British peer is
fifty-eight.
Is a dancerons us well ns distressing complaint. If
neglected , it tends , by impairing nutrition , and de-
prensine the tone of the ifBtem. to prepare the way
for Rapid Decline. - ,
Iffl 1 11 Ul 1THE
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Quickly and completely Cnrea Dyspepsia in all
iM forms , Ilcnrtburn , Belching , Tasting tbe
Food. etc. It enriches and pariflea the bloodatimn-
latos the appetite , and aids the assimilation of food.
. Mies EJTA M. EIBXLE , Ftola , Ka.ns.is. says ; "For
the past two yean I have suffered with Dyspepsia , in
an aggravated form. Most all kinds ot food causing
me mneh distress. I tried various remedies without
reuef. I have used Brown's Iron Bitten for two
months and atawired. ' Con nowtett with.-impunity. "
MB8.JL E. KusaiXL. 919 8.13th SU" 8t. Joseph.
Mo..srs : "I suffered with Dyspepsia for ten y&ira ,
dormgUiit tune waa not able to even eat fruit with ,
oat distress. Brown's Iron Bitters cored me. " ,
Genuine has above Trade Mark and croand red lines
on wnppar. Take BO other. Moda only by
BUeVTS CHEMICAL CO , BM.TIM0UE , MO.
The New York World B.IVS a child in that
citywns poisoned by a cough synip con
taining morphia or opium. There 53 no
such clangti in Kcd Star Cough Cure. It is
purely vegetable , prompt , safo and sure.
25 cents.
Silently Overdrawn.
Mr. Malapropos ( to MissCharniante , who
is Hiniliii' ' and animated ) "You remind me
of an old French teacher of mine" ( noticing
a change in Miss C.'s expression at the ad
jective ) "ohnot that you're old , or look
like her ; not that , but "
Miss Charmante ( again radiant ) "Xo ?
But how then ? "
Mr. Malapropos "Well , she used to say ,
you know , that it was HO absurd for people
to laugh in conversation , for to laugh is
always to distort one's face. "
Miss Charmante "And you consider that
I "
Mr. Malapropos "Oh , bub you don't ,
you know ; that's how I happened to speak
of it. " [ Harper's Bazar.
Col. U. .1. Williamson , Quartermaster U.
S. A. , and cx-U. S. Consul at Callao , rent ,
spent § 20,000 in eight years in trying to
cure himself of rheumatism , but got no re
lief until he used St. Jacobs Oil , which
cured him.
Jero lihicU'.x Wit.
His wit was always ready. Once , when
he youngest judge in the state , ho went to
hold court in a neighboring county , where
the lender of the bar was an old man
named Chambers , griy in the law and jeal
ous of his professional dignity. In the trial
of the very first cause the young jud.e had
occasion to differ sharply with the old law
yer on a question of practice. It hurt the
old man's fei'lings , and some of the other
lawyers explained it so to the judge during
the noon recess that he undertook to
smooth the rtiflled feather. So when court
met again he expressed from the bench his
regret that what he had perhaps bluntly
said had been taken hard by Mr. Cham
bers , ud closed with the apt quotation
from "Othello" :
"Haply I am black , and have not those
soft parts of conversation which chambcrcrs
have. "
_
Economy ol'ISral'i Work.
"Pa. I'm not going to learn any more
geography lessons. "
"Why ? Have you been excused from
geography lessons ? "
"No , but-- "
"I presume your teacher has got tired of
such a stupid pupil. "
"Teacher nothin' . I'm the feller that's
got tired. I read in the paper that the
geography of over half the globo would be
changed by future explorations and I'm
going to wait. I want to get it straight be
fore I put in so much hard work. " [ The
Judge.
Felt nt Home.
Mr. Tompkins ( to Manager Snapshow ,
who has just returned from Europe ) Did
you have a pleasant trip ?
Snapshow Oh , yes ; but I was very home
sick until I reached Home. I felt all right
there.
Tompkins How was that ?
Snapshow "Why , I spent two days in
the catacombs , and the collection of dead
heads there made me feel as though I was
at home again. [ Unidentified Exchange.
Only twenty-six of the United States sen
ators keep house in Washington.
Miss Jennie Flood , the daughter of the
California millionaire , is said to have
§ 2,000,000 in her own right.
An exchange sa\-s : There are more pun *
made on Dr.'Bull's Cough Syrup free of
charge , than are paid for by the owners. A
good tli ng deserves the notice of the press.
Mine. Patti has contracted with Corti , of
La Scala , fora tour of Italy next spring.
Mulford S HIPP Is invaluable for soups , hashes ,
ic. Illeudj admirably with all grales. .
The governor of Senegal has completely
defeated the false prophet.
Don't Head This
Unless you want a free sample > l Sini-th'
Bile Beans , the great liver remedy , and a
beautiful card taken from real life , hentyon
free of cimrge. Semi ns your name and P.O.
address. .1. P. SMITH i Co. , St. Louis Mo.
( Name this paper. )
The Misses Mason , of Boston , has given
§ 7.000 to a school at Tnskegue , Ala.
J
Of an academy In Vermont , was cured of catarrh
by Hood's Sarsapaillla. ard writes the follciv.njj
Intoro tinn statement :
"I ( .luerfully Kite my experience ii the tnc of
Ilcod'b Sarbaparllla. I had been troubled wl h ca
tarrh to some c\le it f r a Ions tl ne. and hajl u > .ed
\aiious medlc'nes with no pood results , * when I was
so affected tin t speech wa i-omcwhat difficult , and
myoicc was entirely unnatural. I t'icn began to
ti-p ! Hood's barssipnrllla a a icmcdy , and with such
good effect that in a , few weeks "perch wa cuy , the
\olccnatnral , and my pencral hca 11 was much Im
proved. Sometimes a r'turn of the ( I-i-a'C Is In
duced by tnkiBR coIU. when I resort a oncetothe
u e of Hood'tSnrsnparllla , wh c i I'keep by mo con-
Manly. . and always flnd relief. I repnrd Hood's Sa--
saparilla as an invaluable remedy fi r catarrh , ai d
judg'i B by Its elects upon mj'elfl cannot s ly too
much 11 Its ] ra'M. " J. S. CILLEV , Jericho Vt.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. ( I ; sis for f > - Prepare J by
C.l.HOOD & COApothecaries. . Lowell. Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar.
I.TST OF DISEASES
2J.WAYS CURABLE BT TJSIKa
MEXIGAlir
OP HUMiJf FLESH. OP AXI1IA13.
Rheumatism , Scratches , |
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Backache , Sprains , Strains ,
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Frost Bites , Stiffness ,
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The great popularity nnil success ol Sal-
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made it u targab for counterfeiters. Be
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bottle.
Work is nuiiin suspended on the pedestal
for the Bartholdi statue.
25chuysa pair of Lynn's Fati-nt Heel Stlffencrs ;
makes a bco > or shoe IAS twice a < Ions-
The ngcnt of the PusHiuimqiioddy In
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corrects offensive odors at once. Couplctc cure of
vurst clironlc cases ; also uitciuallcJ in gurgle for
diphtheria , sore throat , foul brcutli. Sc.
Mr. N. Stone , our produce dealer , says
he would noh do without Atliloplioros tor
rhcumatimn for any money. Dr. Thomas
Anderson prescribes it in jnany cases. I
have sold almost three dozen bottles this
spring and summer. J. E. Wells , lioscoe ,
31 o.
Tennyson'sfortuneis estimated atSlOO-
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A particle is applied Into HAY-FEVER
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Mr. R. Foiter , 320 Mala street , Tcrre n nt , Indiana , inf-
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stomacli and lioircln , promotes healthy
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blood and gives it free flow , thus sending
'nutriment to every part. It i < * the afe t ,
speediest and xurest Vegetable Remedy
ever invented for all diseases of the stomacli
and liver.
J. 31Moore , of Fftrmincton. Mich. , savs : 5fy
cmflerln : ; fromMck Hendaclioand Sour
Stomacli was terrible. One bottle of Hops
and Malt Bitters cured me.
Do not eet 35ops and ITIalt Bitters con
founded with inferior preparations of similar
name. For sale by all druggists.
GOODMAN DRUG GO , , Wholesale Agents ,
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OITXAII A , NEB.
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S. W. Cor. 13th sirnl Fnrnaiii Sts. ,
OMAHA , NEB.
General denier in Western Land and
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Imibka. Circulars with full information
bent on application.
Any one having lands for snle in Ne
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All People Appreciate Honest Goods
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UB J. bTErilENS. Lenanoa. UUIo.
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Vlnccar Hitter * , apu >
gntive and tonic , purifies tha
Blood , ftrcngtliaw the liver
and kidne.vR , and will restore
health , however lost.
Vinegar Bittern Is tho
best remedy discovered for
promoting digestion , caring
headache and Iticreu ing tho
vital powers.
Vinegar Hitters assim
ilates tho food , regulates the stomach and bow
els , giving healthy and natural sleep.
Vinegar Bitters Is the great disease pre
venter , and stands ut tho head of all family rem
edies. No house should ever be without it.
Vliiejrnr Bittern cures Malarial , Bilious and
other fevers , diseases of the Heart , Liver and
Kidneys , and a hundred other painful disorders.
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Any two of tho above boofcs mailed free on
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this paper and Jdress E. U. UICHKUa. . Tulalo. O.
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