THE H'COOK TRIBUNE. SUPPLEMENT. McCOOK , NEB JIOUS'EHOIiD HINTS. Slain on cups and saucers may ti removed by rubbingwith ashes. When sponge cake becomes dry it is .nice to cut in thin slices and toast. / If ntitmecs are ejood when pricked : wilh a pin , oil will instantly ooze out. To remofre mildew , soak Jn butter milk and spread ou the grass in the sun. sun.Boiled Boiled starch can be much improved by the addition of a little sperm or a little salt , or both , or a little dissolved gum arabic. ' Never put salt iuto soup when coolc- 'injr till it has been thoroughly skim med , us salt prevents the scum from rising. If mattings , counterpanes or bod- spreads have oil spots on them , wet with alcohol , rub with hard soap , and then ricse with clear , cold water. A liquid black lead for polishinc staves is made by adding to eacli pound of black lead one gill of tur pentine , one gill of water , and one ounce of sugar. To keep insects out of bird cases tie up a little sulphur in a bag and sus pend it in the cage , lied ants will never bo found in closet or drawer if a small bag of sulphur be kept con stantly in these places. When a cold snap comes suddenly you can best protect the plants in the windows by putting some newspapers between the glass and the inside shut ters , or by covering up the sash with newspapers , so as to pad all the ci neks. Hugs are pictures now a days , and are valued accord'ngly. Handsome ones are as often Ining up against a blank wall or a dead white door as they are put to use under foot. Lounges and square arm chairs are frequently upholstered with some rich , soft rug instead of other material. Apple Custard Make a custard of four beaten eggs , three pints of milk , one cup of sugar and a little salt. Into this stir one pint of stewed , sweetened and seasoned apples , and bake half an hour in a quick oven. Or use live eggs keeping out the white of two with which to forst the top ) , and brown in the oven. No sauce re quired. A delicious prune pudding is made by stewing a pound of prunes till they are soft , remove the stones , add sugar to your taste , and whites of three eggs beaten to a still'froth. Make a pull paste for bottom of pudding dish. Af ter beating the eggs and prunes to gether till they are thoroughly mixed , spread them on the crust Bake for half an hour , or until you are sure the crust is done. Ravigote sauce is made by chopping lino two-thirds of a tablespooniul each of tarragon , pepporgrass and chervil and half a teaspoonml of celery and of burnot. Put all in a saucepan with a little salt and peeper ; cover with broth ; set it on the tiro and let it boil for twenty minutes ; then strain. Mix two ounces of butter with enough Hour to make a paste : put it on the lire with the sauce , adding a tablespo < nfull of vinegar. Simmer until the Hour is cooked , and serve. Potato Soup Wash and peel one dozen medium sized potatoes , put them into a saucepan with two onions ; add three quarts of corued beef water ; boil one hour and a half , until the potatoes fall to pieces ; pour the soup through il sieve and rub the potato through it to a line pulp ; put the whole in the sauce pan again ; when very hot add a pint of hot , rich cream ; salt and pepper , if necessary ; whisk thoroughly ; pour in to a tureen ; add croutons and serve. The Cook. To Preserve Pears Cook them in water until they are soft , having pre viously weighed them , after paring nnd'cor'ng. Set them aside to drain. Take three-quarters of a pound of sugar for every pound of fruit , the juice and "thin pared rind of : i lemon to each four pounds. Take of the water in whicn the pears were boiled a gill for every pound of sugar. Cook this with the flavoring until it has boiled for fully five minutes , and is well skimmed. Then add the fruit and cook for lif teen minutes. How Humorists are Paid. The remains of the late Henry G. Shaw are daily expected from Cali fornia , and the question has been raised whether his epitaph should not be in that phonetic spelling in which his utterances appear Both Artemus Ward and Josh Billings are illustra tions of a style of humor in wliich few succeed , although they had many imi tators ; and they also show how profit able such a gift can be made. Arte mus Ward died early , and yet he had received enough to have made him rich had it been properly cared for. Josh Billings , who was too much of a Yankee to let money slip through , his lingers , leaves $100,000 , and perhaps more. These men also were prolitablc to their publisher ( Carleton ) , who no doubt cleared nearly as much as the authors. Humor has paid better in America than in great Britain , where , indeed , jokes seldom turn into money. The three funny men of the present day Artemus Ward , Josh Billings and Mark Twain received a colden tribute from the public such as would have astonished Tom Hood and other wits of London , whose poverty and other misfortunes have so often awakened sympathy. New York Letter to the Cincinnati Enquirer. A Suspicious Symplon. A young man recently called on Dr. Perkins Soonover , of Austin. "Doctor I am not feeling right. I believe a change of climate would do me good. " v "Are yon the cashier of a bank ? " " asked th"o doctor , who is of a suspicious disposition. Texas Siflings. New Fork police magistrates get tho same pay SIB cabinet officers , bes'des frhlch tbere arc peiqn sites unknown to the latter. WOMISST WHO SPECULATE. Choir Successes and Failures Actresses Who Dabble iu Stocks. New York Mail and Express. "That women speculate and do not stop at ordinary ventures I know to be a fact , " said a prominent banker , when approached on thesubject ; "but they usually employ men to do their work. You see , they cannot operate in person because of the prejudice of their own sex , but they can study and scheme and direct and this is what they do. The cases in this city where brokers carry heavy lines of stock un der their own nanies which really be- loiig.to their clients are not a few , I can tell you. These women , however , do not all live in New York. Bless your heart , they represent every coun ty in the State and , for all I know , every city and town. They are usual ly women who have inherited proper ty , wards of indulgent guardians or women who have , seen the world. By this I mean women who have trav eled and learned of the wonderful achievements in the stock line of some noted foreigners ; titled or untitledand desire to outshine them. " "And are they successful ? " As a rule , yes. "Women have a very keen appreciation of the 'per haps. ' Then , again , they are content with a small margin of profit. And , finally , they seldom play , like a man , for a four-time winner , as it were , to press" the limit. If the purchase of to-day shows a gain they are content to pocket that gain , rather than wait for another advance to-morrow , which advance is not always sure to come. " "But if they lose- ' "They lose as little as possible by getting clear of thsir stock as soon as they see it is going contrary to the way they want it to go. They are very philosophical and cautious , arc these same women. But all the wom en who are represented on the street mid in the exchanges are not moneyed parties by long odds. " "No ? " "Far from it. Many a woman sends her last $10 to put up her margin when the day shall begin. " "Ishould not think a broker would bother with a business so small. " "The brokers in those cases are us ually the woman's brother , sweet heart or cousin. She wheedles a few bank notesout of papa and gives them to her agent , who in turn gives them to some small broker , and very often the miserly little sum of the morning is quite a respectable bank account by night. I remember an in stance when a young woman came to New York to attend lectures at the Woman's Medical College. She found living , tuition and other expenses so very much more than she had ex pected that she was not willing to commence her work until she had re alized sufficient money to see her through her studies. Listening to the advice of a male cousin , she sent ยง 50 by him to put up as margin on oil. That $50 in a week's time brought her back nearly $1,000. " "All women , however , are not so successful. " "I should say not. There are thou sands of doll jus swallowed , up in mar gins every day that represent many a young.woman's pin-money for a month. Women are natural-born gamblers. They take to gift enter prises , lotteries , speculation and bet ting as a duck does to water. If you want a good proof of it go any day to these large tea stores where the pro prietor gives away a piece of crockery or a silver-plated spoon with every pound of ten. You will find women coming there to buy from districts miles away. They really spend more in car fare and time than the gift is worth , besides getting an inferior grade in their purchase. The proprie tor , however , knows their weokness end profits accordingly. " "Are there any female brokers in business in New York ? " "None that I know of. Men brokers , however , have their female aides- women like VicWoodhull and Tennie Clafliu and these women are power ful allies , I can tell you. " "Whatis their method of operat ing ? " "It depends upon circumstances. As a rule , they seek the confidence of some recently bereaved widow one , bear in mind , who has not been left moneyless. Then they proceed to ad vise her against trusting the wicked men in matters of business , invaria bly winding up by recommending their banker or broker as the man above all others to look after her affairs. The same plan is followed with young girls who succeed to legacies or young women from the country who come to the city looking for safe investments for their savings. " "As a class , what women do you think have the greatest , use for a broker ? " "Actresses. There is hardly an ac tress in America to-day , that is one of any note , that does not dabble more or 'ess in stocks. The reason fbr this it , I suppose , that no class of men be et me more intimate with ladies in the theatric il profession than the banker and bi ok > r. Confidence , of course , be gets cont'.deice , and in a short time the actress has made the plunge iuto tlie financial maelstrom. There is an up-town firm of brokers whose busi ness is almost entirely made up of or ders from prominent actresses. Mrs. Langtry , Lotta , Maggie Mitchell , Rose Coghlan , Modjeska , "Mary Anderson , Fanny Davenport , and others of equal fame all have a , nice little bundle of good-paying stocks , and , as a ruleare ready to buy more. " Arnotix , a young homing pigeon , was given wing at Pensacola , Fla. , on Aug. 3 , and on the 26 hist.vns found cooing in his cot at Newark , N. J. The flight up the coast was for the distance of 1,010 miles. This exploit places Arnoux fourth in the list. The smoky-blue hen Alabama stands first , that bird having flown from Mont gomery , Ala. , to Fall River , Mass. , 1- 04.0 miles , from Aug. 21 to Sep. 12. Progress of Half a Century. A short time ago Colonel It. M. HOG , ttie senior member of the famous Hoe press manufacturing firm of New York , went to Baltimore anil paid a- visit to his old friend , Mr. A. S. Abeli , of the Sun , at the lattor's country seat , Guilford , in Baltimore county. Both having borne an active part for a half century in the work or a period remarkable for its progress in every field of endeavor , and , while retaining fully their interest and individuality in current movements , having exceed ed the threescore and ten years that commonly mark the limit of vigorous old age , their meeting possesses a more than personal interest. The fifty years of their friendship and business activity embrace changes , industrial , political , andsocial , that constitute a veritable revolution in the conditions of existence as they first knew { .hem. The world of their early manhood is hardly recognized to-day. They have seen the beginning , and have , step by step , traced the development of most of the great powers that science has placed at man's disposal powers , the utilization of which so sharply distin guished modern times from tho slug gish ages that preceded them. Few persons , perhaps , realize the number of new agencies placed at our disposal in the last fifty years , or the vast ex pansion given in that time to inven tions and discoveries previously known. It was within this period that the Baltimore & Ohio crossed the Alleghenies , and by its advance to the Mississippi Valley began the great era of extended and cheapened transpor- tion facilities that has so profoundly modified the industries of the Eastern States of the Union and of Europe. Within that period also falls the es tablishment of the first line of trans- Atlantic steamships aud the shorten ing of the time of transit from Europe to America from fifteen to less than seven days. The iron .and later the steel ship has to a very large extent displaced the wooded ves sel , in the building of which Baltimore once excelled. The wooden man-of-war with its - - , many decks and numerous guns , has given place to a steel fighting machine clad with metallic armor of immensethick- news and armed with a few 100-ton breech-loaders , not to mention loco motive torpedoes , Gatlings , Norden- feldts , and other weapons unknown even by name to our tars a generation ago. 'The steam engine , which had fifty years ago accomplished wonders , has since been so improved , both ashore and afloat ? that it now con sumes but one fourth of the fuel that it then employed , and has more than quadrupled its efficiency. The Morse telegraph has revolutionized business methods , aud by traversing laud and sea with its network of hues has co operated with the railroad to alter most of the conditions under which the arts of peace and "war are to be successfully prosecuted. The tele phone is a thing of yesterday , but iu its narrower sphere has already done much to modify business andsocial habits. The electric light is a still more recent application to practical purposes of a property of elec tricity long familiar to scientists. Other great inventions of the last half-century are the dnguerrotype and its sequel , the photograph ; the sewing machine ; the McCormick reaper ; the use of iron for purposes of construc " tion in" houses and bridges ; the Hoe type revolving cylinder press ; the Bes semer aud other quick processes of making steel ; the making of aniline dyes , and various artificial vegetable coloring principles from coal tar , and the introduction of the papier mache matrix as a resource of the stereo- typer. Omitting many other things th.'it deserve mention , it may b ? ob served generally that there has been a vast improvement in all the mechani cal processesso that articles formerly in the reach of only the wealthy are te-day to be had at moderate prices. This has been accomplished by asys tematic division of labor , which in its turn has been made possible by tho phenominally large amount of capital now at the command of thu manufac turer. Social changes have been no less marked than those of an industri al character. The sphere of woman has been greatly enlarged , and new theories of the relation of the citizen to the state have come in vogue tho world over , producing unrest and at times disastrous wars. In literature realism lisa been substituted for romanticism , and in philosophy Herbert Spencer , Darwin , and Maud- sley have for many minds taken the place of philosophers of the school of Sir William Hamilton. In a word , in all the walks of science and learning changes extraordinary for their ex tent and character have taken place within the past fh'ty years , and it is worthy of note that these two old friends , pioneers in their respective callings , have kept steadily at the front in the march ot progress. They are'the only survivors of the original board of directors of the old Magnetic Telegraph Company , the precursor of the present vascly extended telegraph system. The original Hoe rotary printing press found immediate appre ciation from Mr. Arbell , and. keeping pace with all subsequent improve ments , the Sun now has in use Colonel Hoe's latest improved perfecting press. Colonel Hoe left for New York , whence lie sails for Europe on the . Vurania with his wife and daughter , but before going felt constrained to come over and shake hands and have a talk with his old friend , about the happenings ol the long period during which their in timacy has continued. Baltimore Sun Editoral. The Philadelphia Record concludes , irom data furnished by the house-to- tiouse inspectors , that 35,000 to 40- 000 residences in that city are centres of pollution more or less dangerous to liealth. This momentous fact , shows that the public are heedless of sanitary precautions or incapable of suggesting and carrying out measures of relief. Knocking a Hole in u Hirer's Bed , About fifteen miles north of King- wood , West Va. , along the Cheat river , can be seen some of the most rugged and inspiring scenery to be found any where in West Virginia , if not any where in North America , east of the Rocky mountains. On either side of. the river , for probably halt a mile , ! there is a perpendicular wall of solid limestone about 350 feet in height. From the top of those walls , or cliffs , on the east side of the riverthecrngay and timbered mountain , with a slope of about GO deg. looms up more than. 2,000 feet. Near the top of this mount ain has stood for unknown apts a great rock , measuringtwentyfeetfrom he top to bottonC and averaging about eighteen feet in thickness. It contained about 9,480 cubic feet of hard , flint-like limestone , and allowing 100 pounds to each cubic foot , thq weight of the monster was 048,000 pounds or 324 tons. It was deter mined by the people in the neighbor hood to give this rock a start down the mountain. A tree was cut down -that stood against the stone , and the earth dug. away. A correspondent says : I was up the mountain prob ably twenty yards from the rock to get a good view of its course from the river , and was watching closely for the start. "Now she goes ! " came to my ears , and I could see the top of the great rock going out from the mountain now slow.now fasternow a crash , and then craslics upon crashes. The scene presented by that rock tearing and thundering down the mountain can be imaginedbut it canuot be described. It had a tendency to confound the sense and bewilder the reason. Great trees were torn from the earth and hurled into the air like twigs in a , whirlwind , and the trunks of mam moth oaks were torn and slivered in quick succession. On and on it went , making a clean cut road from the start. The mountain trembled , and the spectatorsstooil spellbound. The rock gained in speed as it neared the river , which was in view .at the lower curt of the great limestone walls. It now striffck the last precipice , and. after going outward aud downward more than 200 feet it fell into the river with a , roaring sound. After the dust and leaves aud flying pieces of limbs had settled we could see a peculiar action of the waterbut ? we were too far. off to discover the cause , A walk of more than a mile around , as it was next to impossible to go straight down the mountain from where we were , brought us to the river , but instead of seeing the rock we saw the water rushing from every direction clown iuto a huge hole prob ably thirty feet square. During the halt hour we were there not less th.'ii ten saw logs were drawn into the whirl and disappeared. It is supposed that the cave extend unierthe _ river , and that tho weight of the immense rock coming clown with such force and rapidity"caused the roof to give way. Whether or not the water will soon fill the hole up and theriver flow on as before will de pend upon the extent of the cavern md the existence of an outlet to carry the water from the cavern to some other streamor to some other part of the country. When I left that district tho water was still rushing clown the hole , car rying saw logs and every other floating substance. Changes in Western Climate. "When I came here iu 1872 , " said President David B. Perry of Deanc college , Crete , Neb. , to a correspond ent recently , "many people were iu- redulous of the growth of this state. The atmosphere was excessively dry : incl it was doubtful whether corn or ame grass or fruit trees would grow. The socl was touch and stubborn , aud shed the little rain that fell quickly. We had interminable wind storms. It would blow , blow , blow , clay after day , till the din was unbearable. I have seen people fairly worn out with tho incessant , strenuous , wearisome blasts that so relentlessly kept a whirl and racket about them. Aud there used to come , in summer , occasional hot blasts from the south that would wilt ourgrain , especiallyour corn. But there lias come a most remarka ble change. The atmosphere is not nearly so dry. Ladies have to guard within doors , against mildew occa sioned by dampness much as they do at the east. We have much more rain , and it is much more evenly distributed over the year than it used o be. We have fewer and lower wind storms , and tho heated winds that did such mischief clo not trouble us at all. See for yourself the crops we raise ! Look at that corn-field. There aie 200 solid acres as line as any in tho world. " "Well , but what lias induced so gteat a change ? Are you sure it is perma nent ? " "I am sure it is permanent because I know what has caused it. Hundred of thousands of acres , year after year , were plowed up anil the soil rendered porous. You know we are the great soldier state. There was a vast army of men at the close of tho war , who went home to find their old places occupied and their occupation gone. They came out here. They put in their homestead and timber claims for government land and went vigorously to work at farming. The people at Beatrice have a Grand Army reunion shortly and they count on 00,000 of * ? * boys being there. Such wide spread tillage of wholly new land has prepared the surface soil to receive and retain moisture. The corn itself , by its shade , prevents rapid evapora tion. So do our countless groves. Arbor daj is a great institution out here , as you can anywhere and every where see. " ' And you think the moisture in the earth increases the raiu-fall ? " "Most certainly. The influence of the clouds and soil becomes reciprocal. " j "But what should effect the winds so remarkably ? " "This tame circum stance of a more moist atmosphere. The air is heavier , less volatile. Be 1 sides the groves are very important in 1h their influence in breaking the force of h the wind. It cannot now t-\eep across | ( the state as if it were a sheet of water. The groves constantly interrupt aud break its force. " * "Ic seems almost incredible that so radical a change should have occurred so soon. " "Yes , I would not believe it if I had not seen it anil felt it. You can judge for yourself whether we are troubled to raisecrops. Wehavehad live successive years of them. Last year the railroads themselves were dismayed at the corn to be moved. Away out. loO miles to the west of here , in Phelps county and Gasperand Lincoln , the cultivation is going on so it is north of the Platte , and'also south of us in Kansas. " The Most Beautiful Woman in the "World. From tho Louisville Courier-Journal. They were sitting , a number of kin dred spirits , spinning yarns in the law office of Cox it Grider the other after noon. Tho conversation had turned upon the subject of beautiful women and where the handsomest women were to be found. There was a great diversity of opinion expressed , the majority stoutly maintaining , of course , that the girl par excellence was not to be seen outside that glori ous sovereignty of old Kentucky. "Gentlemen , " remarked the old Col onel who had been appealed to for his views of the situation , "the most perfect figure and prettiest face I ever saw were in the wilds of Arkansaw. A party of us were out hunting , over in the swamps between the White and Arkansas Rivers. Toward sunset we came to a deep and muddy bayou , which we knew at a glance it would be impossible to ford. On the op posite side a canoe of the "dug-out" pattern , indigenous to the country , was moored. Away behind the trees a blue wreath of smoke curled quietly heavenward , marking the place where some settler had built his cabin in tho lonely waste. After a series of yells from our guide that would have re- 'ilected credit on a Comanche brave about to take the war-path , a woman glided clown to tho bank on the other hide , gracefully seated herself in the canoe and commenced paddling to wards us with strong , swift strokes. As she neared the place whore we were standing we all saw she was young- not more than 19 aud with a face of surpassing loveliness. Hercomplexion was of that peifect brunette tyyeonly to be found iu those whose ancestors for many generations have lived be neath sunny skies ; her cheeks had that indescribable tint so often seen ou the sun-kissed side of a ripe peach ; her mouth was exquisitewith pouting lips like twin cherries ; her hair floated clown her back in silken , shining wave lets neaily 1o the ground ; anil her eyes ! ah , gentlemen , how shall I do- scribe tho midnight splendor or tho transcendent plorics to be seen in the liquid depths of those dark orbs ? "As she steproil lightly out on the bank and stood holding the 'dug-out' for us to get into , " continued the old gentleman , "she displayed the most ' ' ravishinply perfect figure' ! ever beheld. She was clreused in the single cotton garment , fashioned out of coarse 'fac tory , ' which is worn by the females of her class in these distant wilds. It had evidently been made a year or two be fore , for she had outgrown it to such an extent that it imperfectly perform ed the dutie-J for which it had been constructed. It revealed a bust , with which in artistic outlines the famous Venus cle Medici could not for a mo ment compare. The short skirt per mitted a glimpse of her ankles that were absolutely faultless , and " "I have a book here , gentlemenhieh I should like to show you , if you will permit me , said a dapper little fellow , stepping briskly iuto the room. lie was met with a howl of dissent from the major and the judge and the captain ami the olil squiro.so wild and fierce that he never stopped running until he was down the stairs. "Go on.eolonel ; oh. no ou ! " was the unanimous demand of his listeners. Tho old judge stepped quietly over , closed the door and locked itremark- iutr , his American heart would be dad- hinged if he proposed that story would be interrupted any more if the court knew herself , or words to that effect. ' I don't know that I have any more to tell , " was the reply. "Colonel , " solemnly said the veu- 'rable Major ' 'If leave that : , you peer- lessirl standing there holding a canoe an the bank of that muddy bayou , I'll iiold you personally responsible Iwill , is sure as there is a God in heaven. " "Wecliiln't leaveherthcre , " respond ed tho Colonel. "She paddled us icro s thestream. and when we asked ivhat she charged , she said , 'Oh , iiutnin' , I reckon ; pop went a b'ar htin- L'U' this mawuin' an' took all the ter- jacker with him ef one o' you fellers'll ; ive me a , chaw I'll call it squar' . ' We yive her a chaw and wenton about 3iir business. I never saw her again. " "I believe you're a liar , " vociferat- > d the Jiuhre , " as ho unlocked the loor ; "an infernal old bald-headed iar. ' ' "So do I , " ' chimed in each of the isteners as they passed out and fpl- oweilthe irate leader down tho stairs .he streets below. The question of which State pro- luces the most beat if ul women is btill jefore the house. A well-informed correspondent , who s said to be officially connected with ; ho German general staff , has during ; he last two mouths contributed to he Berliner Tageblatt a series of ar- ; icles on the armed strength of Europe , n the event of war. the .disciplined oldiers that could within three nonths be sent into the field by these ountries mav be numbered as follows : ioumanin , 102,000 ; Hervia , 73,000 ; Julgaria. 72.000 ; Greece. (51,000 ( ; Eastern Roumelia , 25,000 ; Montene- ; ro , 24,000 ; Turkey , 284,000. The anit ! . authority estimates that the siaxinmni available strength of the * reat powers foi : warlike operations in European Turkey within three mouths if the outbreak of hostilities would .e . : Russia , 810,000 ; Germany , 430.- 100France. ; . 320,000 ; AustrSa-lIuu- ary , 320,000 ; Italy , 207,000 ; uncl Ji"jit Britain. 80.000. ASigrnal for War. ' 'Hey. Rube ! " called out aground and lofty tumbler from the stoop of a Union square dramatic asency , says the New York Herald , and at the cry some half-dozen gentlemen who had graduated from the sawdust turned around , clenched their fists , aud tried to look savage.t The tumbler laughed. " You don't understand that hail , do you ? " he asked a . .reporterwho ; WHS with him. "No ; what is it ? " , "That's circus Hugo , " said' he , " 'IIcv , Rube ! ' is a sort of grand-hail ing sign of distress among the profesh ou tlie road. How it came iuto use I don't know. I suppose it was star ted iu some old-fashioned row under tho canvas , and has lasted up to this. Anyway , I've heard it in ir.y life pretty often , and every time there was blood ou the face of the moon. " 'What does it mean ? " "Well , it signifies to a circus com pany , from the star rider down to the caravan driver , that hejnust hustle ' around , get a bale stick or p'omethiiit : . aud then use it for all he's worth. It is not easy for a person in New York to understand the trouble circus men meet with iu country districts. Some times they bring it on themselves , I admit , by cutting up too much with the country folks , and causing bad blood that way. But , as a general thing , you'll find that the hay-seed roughs and tho game birds of the factory towns will try to pick a quarrel with the circus hands , and then there is no end of rows between thorn. Oqo would think in the old days that a circus company was made up of yqtu later-day pugilists , and was goint : around for the express purpose of .fighting the best men at every stand .they had. It those times it-was cus- .tomary for the country fellows to get together and. beat the admission , carry the entrance with a crush , and , do what they felt like inside. Well , .sometimes they succeeded and got in all right. Then a new responsibility fell on theringmasterorwlioever was master of ceremonies. lie had to put all the hands ou their guard and prepare them for action. A littlecoolness a'nd sonic deception were necessary. He never stopped the performance. That would have given tho intruders a cue for raising mischief. The exorcise- kept right ou , but when the riuc mas ter was ready he just went out in the sawdust , where he could be heardand shouted , as though .he wanted one of the boys : 'Hey , Rube ! Every one kncv , what that meant , and in a twinkling every soul who could bear arms , so to speak , was eqipped and ready for the fray. Then , if there was occasion for it. a 'bouncing act' was performed that knocked your metro politan shows of thajt kind into the \ shade. Sometimes they were down right pitched battles fought hi the tent. But. generally the circus people came off all right. "The cry of 'Hey. Rube ! ' put them ou the alert , and were never causht napping. That's why all the old timers on the road are stirred up when they hear that cry. ' ' TTImt Oysters Eat to illalcc Them * so Palatable. The only condition requisite in any organic body to fit it for food for the oyster seems , says J. A. Ryder , to bu that it shall be small enough to be Hissed through tho wide but vertical- y-constructed mouth aud throar. The great bulk of its food , however , jrobably consists of the miu.ite larva- of marine animals , of infusoria and of the microscopic one-celled plants known as diatoms. The vegetable , living part of thcc diatoms is enclos ed in a siliceous case , and the empty cases are found in great munberV among tho matters contained in th-j intestine and stomach of the animal. The extent of the reproductive or gans of an oyster at tho spawniugsea- .sou is quite large , but they diminsh greatly iu bulk or disappear altogeth er after the season is over. The ma ture ova of the American and Portu guese species measure about one-live hundreth part of an inch in diameter , and a large American female ovster may contain more than 100,000,000 ova. They begin spawning at one year old. The generative tis : > ue is dis tributed over the surface of the body mass in this spawning season of a- thick , creamy , white , superficial laver , consisting of a number of little sacs embedded in the connective tissue. These sacs pour their contents into nucats , which finally empty into an oviduct opening into the water space above the gills , so that the ova cscune by way of the cloaca. .John Chatham's Last Dram. Says a dispatch from Williamsport , Pa. : John Chatham , of Pine Station , has been known as a heavy drinker , and has been held up to youths as an example ot what degradation will fol low the use of intoxicating liquors. It was made known Monday mornin" that John died Sunday after drir.khi" a pint of whiskey. Chatham had been ou a protracted spree. All his money wjis gone. He was thirsting for a drink and he walked to the hotel bar and asked for a glass of liquor. The bartender said : "If you drink a pint of whisky you can have it for noth ing This liberality astonished Chatham. Recoveringhimself , hesaid in an excited manner , "Give me apiut and I'll drink , it. " The bartender poureu out a pint of whisky in a large glass Chatham grasped the glas . raised it to his lips and never lowered it until the last drop gurgled down his throat. Smacking his lips he laid tho glass on the bar rubbing his hands in ecstacy lie exclaimed as he tottered toward the door , "That has made a new man ot me. " He fell to the floor unconscious. The bartender picked hm up. Chatham was dead. The createst number of persons carried on any one day last vear bv orkelevateilrjlil-o ds was 10007(5