LIQUID FUEL. An Imuiftr.sfct'avln ! ; of Co.il , and Labor Ac- comiillshcil Uy n , New Discovery. Tho expenditure of ingenuity , time , and money which has been going on for many years past in the endeav or to iililr/.o 113 dro carbons as fuel under boilers for ra sing steam testi fies to the importance ot the subject , while the persistency with which it continues to be pursued bears witness to itKjv'icinatiou and to the valuable char&fter of the results which are ex- pecteu vlo follow practical success. Thnl success would mean : tu enormous saving in our solid fuel coal while our steamships would he relieved of sonic 6U per cent of their fuel weight , which could either be assigned to cargo or , on long voyages , u double supply of liquid luel could be carried. So long ago , as 1880 Mr. H. Pinkus claimed to have used hydro carbons in conjunct on with streams of vapors for steam-raising purposes and Iroui that t.uic down "to the present en gineers and inventors have not for any length of time , ceased to labor in the same direction , Richardson's pe troleum funiacu. as well as that of Bridges Adams , was for many years under the constant notice of the ollicials in Woolwich dockyard , and in 1868 the government permitted Wise , lield , and Aydon's system of using petroleum by the aid of an induced current to be applied to a marine boil er on board a steam yatcli. The same system had been previously applied to a Cornish boiler at some largo works in London. The admiral also tried at Shccrncss a somewhat similar plan , invented by Sir. S. E. Crew , but , as in the Woolwich trials , without anything practical resulting. In the same year which appears to have been marked by a siuldeu outbreak of inventive activity in connection with the subject of liquid fuel , Dorsett's petroleum furnace was littcd under the boiler of the steamship Retriever , of 91) horse power and 500 tons burden , and some very successful runs were made with her. But as far sis the use of the sys tem in England went nothing lurther appears to have resulted , the reason boinjr , wo believe , that directly a de mand was created for the class of Jiquia luol used , and which at that time was a drug on the market , the price went up to a prohibitive extent. Jn France corresponding attention was paid to the same subject and in the same year , one system tried there being that of M. Verstraot , a chemist. It was applied to a locomotive on the Eastern of France railway , and upon the occasion of the emperor visitin the camp at Chalons the train was drawn by the engine thus fitted. His ' the of the majesty roi'e on foot-plate engine in company with MM. Sauvage , Dieudonnc , and s'ainte-Claire-Deville. In the same year his majesty also made a run in the Puebla , a steamer in which mineral oil was employed to raise the steam for the engines. Jn America liquid fuel has been used both on locomotives and in steamer' , at oue time , we believe , to a consider able extent. But , notwithstanding the advantages offered in the way of cheap and plenteous liquid fuel , it would seem to havo but a very limited ap plication in practice for steam-raising V purposes. In liussia a very diil'ercut condition of matters exists , inasmuch as for some years past petroleum re fuse has been used as fuel in the loco motives on the Grazi and Tsaritsin railway in southeast Russia , the iirst trials on that lino having been made in 1874. Beside this numbers of steamers are now running on the Cap- sian sea wliich are using liquid fuel. Moreover , in consequence of the com parative scarcity ami clearness of pe troleum in .this country , a ileet of large tank steamers is being built by the .Russian Black Sea .Navigation company to bring the Russian oil to Europe in bulk. In view of the undoubted import ance of the liquid fuel question , it will be interest'ii : now to notice its latest phase as brought under our no- t ce on Wednesday m the steamship Himalaya. This is a trading vessel of 100-horse power , nominal , and 800 tons burden. She is 210 feet long , with 28 leet beam , and is lilted with .compound engines , driving a screw propeller. The boilers have three furnaces , each of which has a tire- brick lining with apertures on the principle of the S. emeus regenerative svttem. At the end of each furnace is a. tire-brick bailie having an opening through which Llie heat passes to the tubes from the furnace , or , as it may more correctly be called , the combus tion chamber. lu this chamber is a coil of iron pipe , one end of which is connected with the steam space of the boiler and the other opens out at the door of the chamber , ih is coil is for the purpose of superheating steam taken from the boiler , and by which an induced current is set up which carries the petroleum forward into the combustion chamber. In order to en able it to do this the petroleum nozzle is placed within the steam pipe at the opening where it delivers 'its jet , so that an annular space is formed , through which the steam rushes , and , combining with the small but regular How of the oil , produces a large body of Jlanie within the chamber. The oil is stored in tanks on the main deck , whence it Hows by gravity to the de livery nozzles at the furnaces. Tho whole apparatus is very simple and eas ly adjustable ; one important feat ure is that in the event of oil not being obtainable in any pori where fuel is required it cau be removed , and the lirc-b.irs for burning coal be replaced mi very short t me. Another import ant feature of the system which we should mention , is the invention of Mr. Percy F. Tarbutt , in the method of starting the furnace , which is efieet- ed by a very simple jjrraugemeut , whereby sufficient steam is quickly raised to start and maintain combus tion until the steam pressure in the boiler i suflic'eut for that purpose. Tho Himalaya- purchased by the ' Marahu Petroleum and Oil Pro'duco com pain' , and by them has been fitted with the apparatus we have described in order to practically and commer " cially test the system. "She will , how ever , eventually bo renamed the Mar ahu , after her owners , the Marahu company. The coal-carrying capacity of this vessel is stated to"be 2tu tons , and her consumption o that fuel is put at 9 tons per day. She will now carry 90 tons of oil , her consumptior of liquid fluid being put at 3Atons pel day , thus giving , as we havo already observed , a great increase of cargc capacity. A largo party of engineer * and other gentlemen "interested in the present question visited the Himalaya on Wednesday and inspected the fur naccs and oil equipment of that vessel. Although ouly that morning complet ed , the apparatus worked very well , combustion being nearly perfect , as evidenced by that very small amount of smoke that issued from her funnel. A fairly steady steam pressure of fifty- live pounds per square inch was main tained , the steam , of course , being blown off as made. The demonstra- tiou , in fact , was perfectly successful. The ship will start to-morrow upon a trial trip to Leith and back. She will bo accompanied on the trip by a board of trade surveyor , as well as by oue of Lloyd's surveyors , both of which de partments are evincing great interest in the trial. After that she will pro ceed to Glasgow to take in a cargo which she will carry to Brazil. It"is then intended to employ her for trad ing purposes along the coast of Brazil , her supply of liquid fuel being ob tained there from the works of the company to whom she belongs. Such is the latest phase of the liquid fuel question , which appears to be nearing solution as regards steam ships. It appears to bo clearly de monstrated that petroleum can be used as fuel. Tho only disturbing element as regards commercial success here is the uncertainty and the cost of the supply. This diiliculty surmounted and it would seem that Russian enter prise is about to make an attempt to surmount it and prejudice and con- tlicting interests overcome , there would appear to be a hopeful future for liquid fuel in this country. In fact , Wednesday's demonstration looks like the beginning of the end. London Times. Hydrophobia in Its Earlier Stages. I wish to diminish the terrible ef fects of hydrophobia by pointing out how the disease may easily bo noted in its.earlier . stages , and preventive measures at once bo taken. If an ani mal slabbers from the mouth , and has a hanging of the lower jaw , accompa nied by a peculiar change in the bark , it is a clear case of dumb rabies , quite as contagious as the other form. Tho other form of rabies is more dangerous , because the dog knows his master and is even more friendly than usual , but exhibits a strange nervousness , snap ping at anything that offends him and having that peculiar rabid bark which , once heard , can never bo forgotten. If there is the slightest alteration in the bark of a dog it should at once be put in quarantine. If any one has the misfortune to be bitten by a mad dog the best thins : to do is to sucfc the wound at oncedraw ing as much blood as possible. This is far better than cauterization. Po lice ollicors or other officials should be empowered to destroy all dogs , wheth er under the control of their owners or not , who are in a rabid vstate , and also all dogs whuh may have been bitten by a rabid annual. By that means I should hope ultimately io exterminate that terrible disease , which , without syme check , may de velop itself into a real epidemic. Cor. London Telegraph. Hadn't Long to Wait. A gentleman living at Auburn , 111. , until quite recently was the very un happy owner of a cat whose happiness was never complete save when steal ing something to eat from off the din ner table. Ho tried coaxing and then beating , but all to no purpose. Final ly in an evil moment the idea came to him that perhaps a little sudden sur prise would tend to make the feline nicnd her ways ; and the more he thought of it the more he became con vinced that that was what she needed. At last , after carrying out several schemes in his mindhe decided to put some dynamite into a saucer of milk , which he did , leaving it on the dinner table. He then stepped out on the porch where he could see ' the fun front a distance , and waited. He had not long to wait , for no sooner had pussy been left to herself than she sprang up on the table and began to get on the outside of the milk. Softly the man laughed to himself , but his joy was of short duration , for suddenly something burst and he knew no more. When he regained his senses a few hours later he found himself about a quarter of a mile from homo in a corn iield.with only a rock on to cover his nakedness. He tried to remember what had happened , but couldn't un til he arrived at the gate where hi ? home once stood. All there was left to tell the tale was a large hole in tho ground , and a piece of cat skin stick ing to a tree near by. Z ecfc's Sun. Couldn't Stand It "Are your parents living ? " an Ar- kansaw school teacher asked of a boy. "Mur is , but pap ain't. " "That's bad. " "What's bad ? That imtr's livin' 01 that pap's dead ? " "It's bad that your father is dead. " "Yas , tho man that had a. mortgage on the crap said so. " "What was tho matter with your father ? " "He couldn't stand prosperity. " . "Why , how did prosperity kill him ? " "Wall , ole Bill Simmons give pap a whole jug o' whisky an' it was mor'n he could stan : . He done his best , but she downed him. * ' Arkansaw Trav eler. A Sure Thinir of It. "What interest can you have in reading the 1 st of prizes in the Ha vana lottery ? Yon never buy any tick ets , " asked Ivosciusko Murphy , on seeing Col. Yerger pursuing a paper. "I know that I never buy a ticket , but I have more real enjoyment than if I did , " replied Col. Yerger. "How is that ? " "You see , I pick out a number. If it wins I am as much tickled as a man can be , and eo on a tear. If my num ber don't win. then I have saved the price of the ticket , and I celebrate my escape with the money J'vo saved. I am bound to win either way. I can't bo beat.1' 'lexas Siflings. Keepiner Clerks Honest. Clason Graham drew the money on a check for § 26,000 , signed by his em ployers , Spencer , Trask & Co. , oil brokers , and took a train for Canada , but was stopped on tho way only foul hours later , both man and money be ing back in town next day. The quickness of suspicion and action in the case of a man whose reputation had been good , Writes a New York correspondent to T/te Philadelphia News , was duo to the fact that ho had given bonds to tho firm for honesty , and his bondsmen were one of the several guarantee and fidelity com panies that havo lately come into use here in New York. These concerns insure employers airainst loss through the thefts of employes , and relievo the latter of the often difficult task of find ing available friends to take tho risics. Not loss than six thousand men are already bonded in this way by tho companies , among whom brisk rivalry has already arisen. Visits to their ofliees show large premises and numei- ous clerks , indicating far more labor than would be requisite for merely making out the papers and dealing with tho customers up to lha point of completing the bonds. Tho explana tion is that the most elaborate syserns of watching the insured men , and re gistering their habits , is in operation , and already tho extent and thorough ness of the espionage has become an acute nuisance to its subjects. To feel that his actions may be under surveillance by a spy is annoying in many cases wherein tho man is well- behaved , and much dislike of the new order of things has developed , but there is no escape , because the ex istence of tho companies provides so reasonable an excuse for individuals to decline to be boudsmen that there is no escape. Railroad employes , bank clerks , court ollicers , and all sorts of financial officials are chiefly tho men involved. Before making the bonds tho persons' characters are investigated as fully as possible , but that is no complete protection , for one com pany has already lost 810,000 through Paying Teller Charles A. Hinckley , of tho West Side bank , " and Teller" . J. DIeterichs , of the Laclede bank , St. Louis , both of whom were above reproach , and one seeming ly pious. The preference is for em ployes of institutions subject to state investigation annually rather than tho handlers of money for private firms. Nearly all tho men in the New York postofiice and over half of those in municipal ollices of nuance are now included in the risks. The charges range from a half to 1 per cent , on tho amount of insurance. The principal business is detective. Every insured person is watched , and very closely , too , if the slightest looseness of conduct is observed. In tho instance of Clason Graham a de tective reported that he was becoming a lounger about town at night , and apparently was spending more money than his salary could provide. At the moment when he cached the big check a spy had him in sight and did not quifhim until he took the cars. Then tho detective telegraphed to the com- panv that he wa s jroing to go to and would look for orders at Springfield , where tho train would make its first stop. Hasty inquiry of Spencer , Trask & Co. , brought out the fact that Graham was absconding with § 26,000 , and word was wired to Springfield to arrest him. A feature of the new business is a registry called the "List of Unrolia- bles. " in which the particulars of every obtainable case of probable or actual misdoing by an insured man are noted. The books of one establish ment contain about twenty thousand names , another lourteen thousand , and there arc not less than fifty thou sand altogether thus "recorded , com prising railroaders , bankers public officials , and other fiduciaries. Tho amount of money stolen by trusted employes is not dreamed of by tho public , as proved by the aggregate of nearly § 300,000 paid from one office. But the bonded men are aware of their positions , and a consciousness of be ing under scrutiny has becdme one of the common sensations of their lives. Low Water m the Wabash. A rural schoolmaster in Indiana asked a pupil named William Scott , the orther day , which was the longest river in tho world , and William per sisted in crediting that honor to tho Wabash. As a result , he went home with a taned jacket. As another re sult , a stranger appeared and knocked on the door. "Is this the skulo teacher ? " ho pleasantly inquired. "He ar ! " "Are you the critter as licked Bill Scott fur sticking up fur the Wa bash ? " "The same , sir. " "Wall , Bill happens to be my son , and I've come lur to gin you tho autullest whalin' over you writ down in geography. " "Can you wait until I am through with the class in spelling ? " asked the teacher. "Oh ! I s'pose so , but under the cir cumstances I hope yo'll cut it as short as possible. Haven't got iny corn husked , ye know. " "Certainly. I never keep a gentle man waiting when I can help it. Sit down on the wood pile , Mr. Scott I'll come out and pulverize you in just nine minutes. " At the end of the appointed time tho teacher reappeared and at once rush ed upon the waiting Mr. Scott and blacked his eyes , broke his jaw and flattened his nose. By and by Mr. Scott said he had all he wanted , and added : "Which is the longest river in the world ? " "The Amazon , sir. " "Am-a-zon. Please write it down for me. You've licked it into me in fust-class style , and when I git home and git my paws onto my son Bill he'll come to believe that there hain't nuff water in the Wabash to wash mother's feet with ! Am-a-zon ! Good by , crit ter ! " Mex'co has under way a srlie-nc for import ing Chinese labor for tha development of licr Agricultural ami minerjl resources , native labor being Inefficient APttOPHKTlO DEATH. in Aged ilun Fulfills a Predlctlgn and Dropi Dead Ills Autobiography His Meth odical Life His Will. Early last spring an aged man walk ed brfskly into tho Enquirer office , and , with a very brief , preliminary stated that he wished to leave ic charge of the editor his autobigraphy , to bo published after his death , whicli would probably occur some time this fall. He also"wished to leave the names of friends to whom papers con taining an account of his death were to bo sent. The old man was 17xk- ard Bissell , a naturalist. His pr' Vi- tion was fulfilled yesterday moromjj at the Hummel House , where , iiTthe office of the hotel , while walking , he threw up his hands , and , with no othci sign , fell to tho lloor a corpse. He had been exceptionally cheerful all tho morning , and at the. breakfast table hud eaten heartily. lie hail confidently predicted that he would die this fall , and , as the orthodox people say , "had his lamp trimmed and burning. " In his pock et was found a sealed envelope ad dressed to the editor of the Enquirer , and on it was written , "Drop this letter in the letter box at my death. " The following was found enclosed : "CINCINNATI , 1885. DKAK EDITOR When you get ths I'll be dead at the Hummel House. I left in yout absence with Mr. a letter for publication at my death. Please do not forget it , as Mr. said he would look it up and publish it at tho proper time. Yours confidingly , ' RICH'AUD BISSELL , "Eighty-live years. " The following directions were also found on his person : ' CINCINNATI , September 2 , 1885. N. B. : I have a letter in the hands of the editor of tho Enquirer for publica tion. Please"call on him and give particulars of my death , etc. I am very feeble in mind and body , and can not live but a short time. R. BISSELL , 85 years. To Mr. J. Coplock , Esq. , Sr. : I have about § 90 in my trunk to pay board while I live. R. BISSELL. In addition to other arrangements for his last sleep , which will bo read further along , this methodical old gentleman recently purchased a hand some monument , paying for the same § 250 , and had it ali inscribed , even to the year 1885 , leaving only in blank the month and the day of the month. His last will ami testament was not forgotten , and here it is : CINCINNATI. O. , October 15 , 1885. MY DUAIC ALICE WHEELER. : I send you in another envelope my Pomcrov National Bank stock for § 2,000 , and my Norton Iron stock for § 1,000. and my Ohio Machine Company stock for § 750 , all of which I present to you as a free gift ; also , I give you my house you live in in Middleport , and the money I have nlacc-d to 30111credit in tho Pomeroy National Bank , all to be used for the benefit of SaliieNellie , Carbon and yourself , childien of my nephew. Carbon Wheeler , deceased. 1 advise 3011 to choose Samuel Brad bury 3'our trusteeto do your business , b\r all means , and keep under his con trol , and the whole of my gift as still as poss.ble. Yours conlindiugl3r , RICHAUD BISSELL. The autobiography for which the old gentleman expressed a good deal of solic.tude is herewith inserted as it came to the editor's hands : AUTOGRAPH OBI t'UARY. EICHAUD BISSELL , NATUKAUST , OF CINCIN NATI , 13 DEAD. I DIED , AS I HAD LIVED , IX LOVU WITH ALL XATUKD. Lament. "When tliese lines are rea-1 I'll be confllned wiih no tears diel , Bccau-e no kit drcd In the West To lay me lonely at rest. Adieu. 1 ve ivorl I of sinners ; I go where gr.ives are winners. Pay no young priest to pretend to pray me o'ut of my grave for money , They come and dance the jigs of life ; away they go like shadows play ing before moving objects. Time brings all on a lev el , tho king with the beggar , and all-sleep together in the great womb of Nature. M3 * turn has come when I must join the innumerable throne : of billions of dead and sleep with them the sleep that knows no wakins : in that vast graveyard covering the whole earth. Every step taken on so 1 presses on what was once vegetable and animal life. life.Fall Fall and winter arc the rijrht seasons of the 3ear to die , when other things decay and arc locked up in the 103 * embrace of winter , but vernal spring ami summer arc the ri ht times to live , when birds in earlv spring their sweetest love sonjrs sing and all na ture bursts into new life , and in sum mer the green earth is coveredvith gaudy flowers. The great drawback on dying is that one does not wake up" morn ings to greet friends and to read the daily papers , thereby losing all that transpires in this live world of ours. If life was a thing to buy , the"rich would live and the poor would die at once. But life is like a "snowllake on the river a moment white , then gone forever. " It brings a pang to know life comes not again to the same indi vidual , but out of its sad decay other creations of lives arise spontaneously , as matter never dies , but lives on in other forms , like the leaflets that fall to tho ground all sere and brown ere Irtng mingle with the soil and buds arise , giving births to new-born llow- 2rs. The elements of bones and feath- srs are in the new-born egg , and the nature , too , making the strutting fiow- sry peacock. Lite is a struggle full of c.iro and trouble ; its jireateE-t pleasures are of shortest duration. Yet if 1 was asked cvhat I most desired I would say give me back my youth. It should be considered a sin and a : lisgrace to die prematurely , proving violations of natural laws.'but to die ivith old age should be regarded as : he most honorable of all deaths. Myr philosophical religion enabled TIC to ive alone with myself and to die xlone * tthout a murmer. I am nftt like the Irishman , who , when he thought ho was dying , became alarm- id and sent for his priest , who said : "Pat , I hope 3'ou are not afraid of rour God ? " "No , your Holiness ; it is theBother 2-entleman I'm afraid of. " As I Iiave none here to linger by my grave , I invite pass'ug friends to cul 'at ' my lot. No. 141 , section 110 , hipriui Grove Cemoter3 % where I can bpfounil at home by my monument at all Umcs sincn none move out of the city of the lamented dead of over 40,000 inhabi tants. SKETCH OF MY LIFE. I made my first yell in my mother's bed-room without a shirt on Januarv 1 , 1801. Life left mo , 1885. I have lived in Cincinnati s'nco 1860. I grow up on a farm in Connecticut. J am of French-Huguenot stock anil English origin. My ancestors came over 235 years ag'o and settled on n farm in Massachusetts. I never had a doctor nor took any drug-store poisons in my life , and thereby dicd-a.natural dcatlt in my 85th year. 1 was self- raised and educated Irom 4 years old. when 1 was loft on the stormy sea of life without compass or rudder to steer through a long voyage. At 171 was a school teacher and taught bo\s of 18 years how to think properly. Subsequently I practiced the huni- bug rer3 * of medicine , whicli is expe rimenting and guess-work , like a half- blind man going out to shoot birds or rats. 1 icier to doctors , not surgeons. Then I was a traveler and stood upon the banks of tho Rio Grande ; visited the tombs of the Presidents and saw some of the renowned people of our country and tho nobility within the tropics. I havo now gone where lodgings are free , into my house the grave-di * ger made for me ; to play hermit for my own amusement , tiU'Cabi-icl calls for saints and sinners to arise and put on their running clothes. Thus ends my eventful life in my 85th year , yet my evil deeds will live in voices , while my virtues will bo written in sand. I gave my * assets to relative orphans and otherwise before my death. 1 have many distant rela tives liv.ng in New England and York State , but my near ones have gone to kingdom come , or where the "wood bine twineth. " RICHARD BISSELL , Naturalist. Coroner Carrick held an inquest on the body of the eccentric and pro phetic old gentleman and found that death was irom exhaustion consequent on old a _ C. Cincinnati Eqnttirer. History or' tho .Match. [ From an Adlress by Pre Ident P.ayfair , of the I'ritish Association. ] "Let me take a single example of how even a petty manufacture , im proved by the teachings of science , affects the comforts and enlarges tho resources of mankind. When I was a bo3 * , the only way - of obtaining a light was b3 * the tinderbo < c , with its quadruple materials , Hint and steel , burnt rags or tinder , and a sulphur match. If everything Avent well , if the box could bo found and the air was dry , a light could be obtained in two minutes , but very often the time occu pied was much longer , and the pro cess became a great trial to the seren ity * of temper. Tho consequence of this was that a fire or a burning lamp was kept a ight through tho cJay. Old Gerard , in his herbal , tells us how certain fungi were used to carry lire from one part of the country * to tha other. The tinderbox long held its position as a great discovery in tho arts. The pyxulicula iguiaria of tho Romans appears to have been much the same implement , though a little ruder than the Hint and steel which Philip the Good put into the collar of the golden Fleeco in 1429 as tho repre sentation of high knowledge in the progress of tho arts. It continued to prevail till 183" ? , when phosphorus matches were introduced , though I have been amused to find that there are a few venerable ancients in London who still stick to tho tinaer-box , and for whom a few shops keep a small supply. Phosphorus was no new dis covery , for it had boon obtained by an Arabian called Bcchtcl in tho eighth centur3 * . However , it was forgotten , and was rediscovered by Br.indt , who made it out of very stinking materials , in 1609. Other discoveries had , iiow ever , to be made before it could be used for lucifer matches. The science of combustion was only developed on the discovery of oxygen a century later. Time had to elapse before chemical analysis showed the kind of bodies which could be added to phosphorus to make it ignite re.idily. So ! t was not till 1833 that matches became a partial success. Intolerable they then were , dangerous * inilammable , h rri- bh poisonous to the makers , and injurious to the lungs of the consum ers. It required another discovery by Schrotter in 1845 to change poi sonous waxy into innocuous red brick phosphorus iu order that these defects might be re mo lied , and to give us the safety match of the present day. Now , what have these successive discoveries in science done for the nation in this single manufacture , by an econoni3' of time ? If before 1833 wo had made tho same demands for light that we do now. when wa consume eight matches per head of tho population , the tinder- box could have supplied the demand under the most favorable conditions by an expenditure of one-quarter of an hour. The Jucifer match supplies a light in fifteen seconds on each oc- cas.on , or in two minutes for the whole day. Putting these differences into a year , tho venerable ancient who still sticks to his tinder-box would re quire to spend ninety hours yearly in tho production of light , while"the user of lucifer matches spends twelve hours , so that the latter has an econ omy of spventy-cight hours 3'early , or " about ten working days. "Measured by cost of production at Is. Gd. daily , the economy of time represented in money to our population is 26,000- (00 ( annually. This is a curious in stance of tlie manner in which science leads to economy of time and wealth ' even in a sinali'manufacture. " A Quick Response. A New London boy , with a mlk " pitcher in hand , fell "headlong down the back stairs. He had regained his feet and was brushinir the dirt trom his clothes when his mother appeared at the head of tho stairs and asked : "Did you break the pitcherNo , I didn't ; but I will , " was the quick re sponse. And he did. Hartford Times. A new cliapel to costJ50.003 . Is in process of election at Lehigh Un'.vcrs'.tr. PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. A BILL , to prohibit prizo-fightini ; 5 ponding before tho Oregon legisla turo. THE new Philadelphia postiaastoif ! . * Mr. Harrity , has 790 appointments ii his gift. SULPHOK is deposited on tho top ol Mount Popocatapotl at tho rate of t ton a dav. A HEAVY shower of nugle-wormi fell upon the snow at Trucked , Gal. , last week. THE latest list of American beetle ! describes 9,490 species on this couti nent alone. THE four sons of Lieut. Kisliugbury . ! I of Arctic fame , receive a pension oi $10 per mouth. THE rector of a fashionable churcl in Utah is spoken of as tho ' * 'Apostl of the Gonleels. " JOEL CHANDLEU HAKKIS is credited with $7,500 as tho annual product o ; his humorous pen. SENOK.V. QUESADA , tho Argcntini Confederation's minister at Washing ton , is at homo a writer of cmiuonci on legal topics. ARCHBISHOP GIBBONS , of Baltimore , is now taking his annual vacation , and is visiting his sister , Mrs. Swarbrick in New Orleans. J. B. Do"\\"NS and wife , of tho Isle ol Shoals , both nearly 80 years old , pro pose to spend the cold weather thii season in Portsmouth , which will hi their first winter on tho main land. A YOUNG bridal couple of South Car olina are on their bridal tour in a wagon with ten bushels of apples and om bushel of chestnuts. They are saio to bo quite young and to appear ex tremely happy. REV. EDWAUD BICKEUSTETII , a son of tho bishop of Exeter , who worked so hard as head of tho Cambridge mission at Delhi , has resigned one o ! the best livings in Suffolk , England , for the missionary bishopric of Japan. Tut : supply of coal on tho globe * is not likely to bo exhausted veiy soon. Enormous deposits havo been discov ered in China , the area including a dis trict larger than the coal fields of Penn sylvania , yielding the best anthracite. EXAMINATIONS of tho painted wm < dows of tho ancjeut cathedrals of Eng land and continental Europe sh&w that their superiority consists reallj in the imperfection of the glass. Tin waves and threads and blisters refract and reilcct the light , thus giving the window panes an added beauty. IT may be said that one-half tht world does not know what the othot half eats. At a large bakeiy in Nevi York tho bread that is two da3s old and hard as a rock is sold to Italians for almost nothing. After they soal the dry bread in stale lager and partlj rcbake it they sell it for the nourish ment of other Italians. A riiOJECT is on foot for introducing in London a new stylo of four-whoa cab with many improvements on tin existing vehicle , an important modifi cation being that the cab can be read ily used as an open one. The new cabi will be well-horsed and well-driven bj men in uniform. Improved hansoms are also contemplated , and it is pro posed that for both descriptions ot vehicio the fare shall be sixpence pet mile. JTiiE Indians of Guiana have onlj four numbers in their system of nu meration. They count by the hand and its fingers. Thus , when they read Jive , instead of saying so they call it t hand. Six is , therefore , a "hand anc first finger , " seven "a hand and sec ond finger , " and ten is "two hands : " but twenty , instead of being "foul hands , " is a man. " Forty is "twc men , " and thus they go on 03' twen ties. Forty-six is expressed as "tw < men , a hand , and first finger. " THE pass on. for relics has curiom phases. Sticks and stones , grass anc weeds are common forms of gratifica tion of the relic-hunters ; articles o ! personal apparel , furniture , and chips are other means enjoyed. A cat-o'- nine-tails is certainly unique and would not bo supposedly a desired relic , but after the sheriff at Chester , Del. , had performed his duty of chas Using two offenders at the whipping post , 2. New York gentleman pur- chased the cat-o'-ninc-tails for $5 anc carried it off with him as a memonU of tho occasion. MANY of the old railroads in tin south in existence in 1880 have beei purchased since by syndicates anc vastly improved and extended so a : to develop new territory or make ne\i connections. Besides , this , however , man3 * millions of dollars havo beei expended in build ng new roads , auc a wonderful impetus has been given t < tho development of the resources a the south. The increase in mileagt alone in five years has been 9,32 , ' miles. The smallest increase of am state has been in Maryland 1 : miles and South Carolina conies next in smallness with 136 miles. Virginii shows an increase of 794 miles , whicl is exceeded by only two states Toxa ; and Arkansas.