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* HE BEPUBLICANS OF NEBRASKA. ' vf < ProceedlBgB ofThotr State Convention ? Held at Eilncoln The Nominations Blade and Platform Adopted. f At the. republican state convention held tn Lincoln on tho 14th. tho following pro ceedings took place , as chronicled in the columns of tho Xincoln Journal : 5 Tho chairman announced the following names as his appointments for the com- sntteo on resolutions : J. L. Caldwell , Lan caster ; S. H. Craig , Hall ; O. A. Abbott , ' v Ball ; Wm. Eedick , Douglas ; Church Howe , v Nemalia ; 0.M. Robbins , Valley ; A. V. Cole , Adams. , In the contest from Knox county the only one in the convention one headed by Mr. Draper and tho other by Mr. Towk , the matter was decided in favor of the Draper delegation. The convetion then proceeded with the regular order of business tho nomination of jtidgo of th'e supremo court being first in order. Judge 0. P. Mason placed in nomi nation the name of Judge Amnsa Cobb , tho A present chief'justice of the court and he was nominated by a rising vote with great nthuHiasm. Nominations for regents being called for , m member of the Douglas county delegation Sat in nomination the namo of Leavitt urnhnm , the present incumbent. J. P. Hnrtman , of Buffalo , presented tho Maine of Hon. C. H. Gere , present incum bent , o , Hon. Allen Fitld moved that both men be nominated by acclamation and the vote was unanimous. The committee on resolutions now mado its report , which was adopted as mado and .was as follows : A' { RESOLUTIONS. The republicans of Nebraska , represented In .convention , declare : First That the national republican party having been right on all important political issues during its thirty years of existence , according to the latest confes sions of its opponents , who thereby ac knowledge that they have been uniformly wrong on the same issues , is entitled to the N | f- confidence of all honest , progressive and loyal voters. Tho possession of sufficient bruins and conscience in the past to guide t f the nation safely through tho most immi- l nent dangers that have beset tho republic since its foundation is a better recommen dation than the record of disloyalty , un wisdom and persistent blundering that constitutes the principal claim of tbe so- called democracy to the suffrages of tho people. Second We as republicans denounce the attempted repeal of the timber culture and pre-emption laws , but demand the strict enforcement of the laws granting the same , and that so far as possible the acquisitions of large tracts by non-residents and alien syndicates may be prevented. Third That we are in full sympathy with K. the declaration of the last national repub 1 lican convention "that the imposition of A duties on foreign imports shall bo mado , not for revenue only , but such duties shall be so levied as'to afford security to our diversified industries and protection to tho rights and wages of laborers , " and that wo favor the removal of all such traffic duties as burden tho agricultural interests of tho west. Foarth That we denounce the double dealing of the administration in the matter \Z \ > of executing the civil service laws. It has pretended to keep its pledges to yield obe dience to the statute , but has in violation of its letter and spirit , removed thousands of experienced and faithful officers and em- f ployes from the government service , many " of them crippled union veterans , under the cover of the phrase "offensive partisan , " and replaced them in nearly every instance with men whose sole recommendation has been their activity in service of the demo cratic party , ortheir military record in tha armies of tho late confederacy. We declare it to be the duty of republican senators to refuse confirmation to all appointments made in violation of the spirit of the civil sirvice laws. i Fifth That in case the legislature at its 'last session in establishing a railroad com- { mission , with advisory powers , for the > -regulation of transportation by rail , proves \ } ( inadequate for the prevention of extor- ition and nnjust discrimination against in- dividuals and communities in the matter jof service or rates , we pledge ourselves to amend the same until a sufficient remedy ! is provided , so far as the power of tho state can be constitut tonally extended. " | Sixth We favor nutional legislation for the regulation of inter-state commerce. Seventh The republicans of Nebraska demand at the hands of congress the en actment of such laws , looking to the pro tection of domestic animals , as , with the co-operation of the several states , will lead to the speedy extirpation of contagious and communicable diseases among such < -l animals. I Eighth That the memory of General Ulysses S. Grant is cherished by every re publican and patriot , and that we deplore his untimely death as the loss of the great- | - est commander of the age , who contributed ! most to the preservation of the union and . of the statesman whosehonored career has [ added lustre to the annals of the republic. We most heartily concur in his last mes sages of peace and good will to the once warring sections of our common heritage , and welcome the end of all bitterness aris- i ing out of the civil war. But as he never t cast the mantle o * his great charity over fraud and violence whila it was prevalent in the land , we dissent from the common t democratic opinion that mutual forgive- L / * ness and oblivion of past injuries involves the condonement of the fraudulent and cruel disfranchisment of thousands of legal voters in the "solid south" to-day. ' Against the practice of ballot box stuffing and falsifying of election returns in any sec tion , we most earnestly protest , and call upon every honorable citizen of whatever party , to unite with us in suppressing it. , Gratitude and justice demand that all honorably discharged union soldiers dis- i abled while in the serviceandin line of duty receive pensions from date of disability ; we ' ' therefore ask the repeal of tho limitation vr < - law of 1879. D. G. Courtney moved that the tairff res olution be amended so as to express as the sense of the convention that the tariff on imports should be reduced. The amend ment was voted down enthusiastically. There was considerable debate upon a resolution in favor of tho submission of a prohibitory amendment to the constitu tion. It was rejected by an overwhelming vote. THE STATE GENERAL COMMITTEE. Hon. James Laird nominated Casper E. Yost for chairman of the state central com- , mittee. Hon. W. T. Scott , of York , nomi- iiated M. L. Hayward , but he absolutely declined. Mr. Yost was then nominated unanimously by acclamation. He thanked the convention and said that it would be tho truth to say that he did not seek the office. There was too much labor in it , too little glory and no pay. The delegates from the different senator ial districts then reported in their choice for central committeemen as follows : 1 First district W. E. Dorrington. i Second D.H. Mercer. Third J. S. Dew. Fourth H. N. Carpenter. Fifth J. H. Haldeman. ' f Sixth Fred W. Gray. Seventh J. T. Clarke. * Ei-hth E. W. Peterson. v \ , Ninth L. D. Richards. Tenth James Britton. Eleventh B. F. Chambers. Twelfth M. P. Kinkaid. Thirteenth Ed Hoar. Fourteenth C. H. Walker. Fifteenth L. W. Gilchrist. Sixteenth A. W. Field , Walt M. Seeley. Seventeenth F. G. Simmons. Eighteenth W. T. Scott. Nineteenth P. Jensen. Twentieth M. A. Daugherty. Twenty-first J. E. Hill. Twenty-second J. H. Tait. Twenty-third M. A. Bergstressei - " Twenty-fourth W. 8. Pickett. - Twenty-fifth John Wallichs. Twenty-sixth Aaron Wall. Twenty-seventh W. E. Mears. Twenty-eighth E. C. Webster. Twenty-ninth C. O. Charlston. Thirthieth F. D. Lee. Thirty-first H. H. Grimes. A vote ot thanks was tendered to the 'officers of the convention , and tho body adjourned sine die. Chairman "Hayward presided with much dignity and fairness , and noword of fault was heard from any one. WEDDED "LIFE OF MRS. 8ARTORIS. It IB Said to be Such that Separation Will be Necessary. Washington dispatch : The recently pub lished reports of the permanent separation of Mrs. Nellie Grant Sartoris from her hus band caused Washington people to remem ber how much astonished and disgusted they felt over the match. The impression Sartoris made in Washington was that of a rough , coarse-brained , and decidedly vul gar , low-bred Englishman. His general coarse conduct in connection with the fact that he had exhibited some of Miss Nellie's letters to him , accompanied with gross re marks , to persons in a Wisconsin town where an accomplished young lady had re jected his addresses , caused solicitude among many of Gen. Grant's warm per sonal friends , and some of them consulted as to the propriety of informinghim of Sar toris' conduct , Avith a view of regaining pos session of Miss Nellie's letters. Sena tor Matt Carpenter finally consented to broach the delicate subject to General Grant. He called at the white house , and in as delicate a manner as possible commenced relating the current scandal as to Sartoris' notorious conduct , when the general quietly re marked : "That will do , Mr. Senator ; but my daughter is engaged to Mr. Sartoris , nnd tho wedding will take place. " Senator Carpenter , in speaking of the interview , said he never felt so chagrined as at the president's abrupt closing of tho conversa tion , and that he would never again , under any circumstances , attempt to advise about the domestic affairs of any one. It was well known that Gen. Grant was op posed to the alliance , but when his daugh ter's affections were engaged he acquiesced and would listen to no argument or sugges tion to the contrary. When Gov. Jewell was returning from his mission at St. Petersburg to accept a position in Grant's cabinet he stopped a day at Southampton to call upon the elder Mr. nnd Mrs. Sar-j toria , the parents of Miss Nellie's husband. He was cordially received by them , but in the course of conversation Mrs. Sartoris astonished the ex-minister to .Russia by remarking that "she did not see what there was about Algernon ( her son ) to cause the daughterof the president of the great United States to fall in love with and marry. " Gov. Jewell subsequently expressed the same astonishment. ' THE SEAT OX" Miscellaneous Matter * of Interest at Oto ttonal Capital. j THE secretary of the treasury has issued a circular to custom officers in which he says that as it appears to beimpracticable to procure , under the existing laws , accu rate statistics of tho immigrants arriving jn the United States by railway from con tiguous foreign territory , the collection of statistics of such immigrants willbediscon tinued until otherwise ordered. THE department of state has received , through Consul General Beach , a synopsis of the new tariff laws passed by the con gress of Ecuador in August of this year. The new duties become operative after No vember 1 , and there are many radical changes in the direction of higher duties. Lumber , and perhaps other articles now brought from the United States , will be ex cluded by the new duties. WITHIN the last sixty days , or since the American steamship companies refused to transport mail at rates fixed by the post master general , four complaints from indi' viduals and one petition has been received by the department protesting against the methods employed at the department to secure the carriage of foreign mails. One of these communications refers to the alleged defects in the Chilian service , two refer to the Japanese service and the re mainder attack the West Indian service. "Altogether , " said Superintendent Bell to day , "the complaints are fewer in number than when I came into office. In all but one instance these complaints are without foundation , and in that particular case the mail steamer was disabled through an acci dent. " The land office nas received a communi cation stating that Dr. Powers , who was government witness in the prosecution of a fraudulent case in California , has been slain by T. F. Kruett , one of the defend ants. The secretary of the trersury has ap pointed James R. Sneed , of Georgia , and E. L. Reid , of Virginia , to be chiefs of di vision in the register's office. Sneed wag formerly assistant postmaster-general ol the United States nnd secretary to ex-Sen ator Hill. Reed is a resident of Alexandria Va. , and was formerly accountant of the Virginia M/Hand railroad. The above named appointments were made in place of Arthur Hendricks and J. H. Beatty. who resigned by request of Secretary Man ning. J. A. Manning , the attorney whose dis barment by the court of Alabama claims was the indirect result of the recent official objections to "necessary incidental ex penses" of the court , has filed a motion asking reinstatement. It was passed upon by the court in a written opinion delivered by Presiding Judge Harlan and concurred in by the other two judges. The motion was denied. Professor Huxley suffers from sleepless ness. The Mikado of Japan is said to have bo come a Christian convert. Rochefort lost nearly all his money atthe Trouville races in France. A. J. De Voe , the New Jersey weather prophet , predicts an early winter. Royal Blood. We are all kings and queens in this try and we have a right to as good blood us that which courses through the veins o\ \ emperors. If the blood is poor and tlwl cheeks are pale , it is well known that * Brown's Iron Bitters is the great tonic whicli , will give color , vigor , and vitality. Mr. M , K.Gibson , of West Point. Miss. , snys , "I felt weak and debilitated. Brown's Iron Bitters made me strong and well. " < Dlagnoiied Him. .Police Justice "You were drunk last night ? " Prisoner "Yes , your honor , but it's tho first time. I'm a hard-working man , sir , and- " - and"What "What do you work at ? " "I'm a bricklayer , sir. " "Show me your hands ? " - The prisoner'showed a pairAo ! horny hands. ; ' "All right you may go. Show up the next prisoner. Ah , sir , are you a hard working man , too ? " "Yes , your honor , and I'm tho President of the Laboring Men's Agitation Associa tion. " "So ? Show me your tongue. " Chicago News. In tbe Forest City. Mr. G. E. Bryan , No. 151 Putnam street , Cleveland , Ohio , has naturally much ex perience in sickness , with a family of seven children , and his doctors' and druggists' bills are heavy. He states publicly that ho has given Red Star Cough Cure a thorough trial in his home , and fiends it to be the best remedy that ho has ever used for coughs or colds. It contains neither mor phia nor opium , and therefore leaves no depressing effects. Mrs. Samuel B. Clemens , wife of "Mark Twain , " is very pretty and accomplished. Lady Granville Gordon has opened a dress-making establishment in London. Don't Itead This Unless you want a free sample of Smith's Bile Beans , the great liver remedy , and a beautiful card taken from real life , sentyou free of charge. Send us your name and P. 0. address. J. F. SMITH & Co. , St. Louis , Mo. ( Name this paper. ) BROWN'S TREXCII DRESSING AND SATIN 1'OLISH. Messrs. B. F. Brown & Co. , Boston. Mass. . have been awarded at the Centennial Exposition at Phila delphia In 1876 , at Melbourne In 1SSO , nt Frankfort In. 1881 , at Amsterdam In 1SS3. and at the New Orleans , Exposition In 1834 and 18S5 , the highest honors for their French Dressing and Sutln Tollsh. This excel lent firm do business with all the chlllzcdandun- chlllzcd nations ; this fact Is sufficient proof that "Brown & Co.'s" goods have.merit , and are appre ciated throughout the world. Not only for shoes Is "Brown's Dressing" good , bur for satchels and other leather goods It can'tue bent. Tho "Army nnd Navy Blacking , " made by this flrn\n equally as popular. It preserves the leather , and by Its frequent use shoes will last double the time. PATEWTS obtained by Lou is iJagger & Co. , At torneys , Waslungton.D.C.Est'd 1864. Ad vice free. Bronze is a very fashionable hue nowa days , but brass has not entirely gone out. JAY EYE SEE'S Driver. Edwin D. Either , nses Cole's Veterinary Carhollsalve , and a thorough trial enables him to cn < orse it as the best remedy that he ever saw for general stable use. Sold by Druggists at OOc and § 1.00. George W. Cliilds is said to have an in come of § 1,200 per day. "ROUGH ON ITCH. " "Rough on Itch" cures skin humors , eruptions , ring worm , tetter , salt rheum , frosted feet , chll- blans. Itch , ivy poison , barber's itch. 5Uc , Jars. Robert Browning , the poet , now lives in Venice. For cuts from barbed wire fence , tore shoutcters , kicks and open sores on animals , use Stewart's Healing Powder , 15 and SO cts. a box. _ Young men and women who attend Elliott's Business College , Burlington , la. , receive a thorough preparation for life's work , hence are very successful. German photographers are now making photographs of lightning. ROUGH Cures piles or hemorrhoids. Itching , protruding , bleeding. Internal or other. Internal and external remedy In each package. Sure cure , 50c. Druggists. Relief from Sick Headache , Drowsiness , Nausea , Dizziness , Pain in tho Side , &c. , guaranteed to those using Carter's Little Liver Pills. These complaints are nearly al- was-s caused by torpid liver and constipated bowels. Restore these organs to theirproper lunctions and the trouble ceases. Carter's. Little Liver Pills will do this every time. One pill is a dose. Forty in a vial. Price 23 cents "Wion Baby was rickwe gave her Castorla , "When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria , When she became Mua , she clung to Caatoria , tVten eho had Children , sho gave them Castoria , A Pueblo Mexican paper is called the Mother-in-Law. A celebrated physician declares that "Hunt's Remedy will cure any case of kid ney diseawe that can be cured. " A celebrated doctor says that "other preparations as substitutes for Hunt's Kidney Remedy , are worthless in compari- son to it. " _ I Really Can't Begin to tell tho benefit 1 derived from Hood's Sar. saparllla , says a lady who had been all tired out , "almost ready to give up. " "Why , It gave me new life and strength so rapidly that in a few days I felt like another woman. I recommend It as the bes blood purifier and tonic I ever knew of. "I have been using Hood's Sarsaparllla and sm greatly Improved In hcvltb. Ithas toned up my en tire system , enriched my blood , and given me an ap petite. " JAS. O. CAVIX , New Albany , Ind. Needed a Tonic. I was generally run down , had no appetite , and needed a good tonic. I never used anything that did me so much good as Hood's Sarsaparllla. I now have a good appetite and feel renewed all over ; am better than I have been for years. " E. H. EAXD , 41 W. 9th Street , Oswego , If. T. "I recommend Hood's Sarsaparllla as a wonderful blood purifier a sure and reliable remedy. " MKS. S. F. BCEQESS , West Morris , Ct. Hood's Sarsaparilla. Sold by all druggists. II ; six for $5. Prepared by C. I. HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar. eftneLonlsrflle and JeScMonrtilc Ferrr Co. , Mr. J. C. Dors tjwho llres en Wall St. , JesersoaTllle. lad. , suffered eererely from > ecnMa la tie face , ud WES qnkUy cured by ATHLO PEOBO'S. TW I U > lT re "d life remedy for Necnlgla. Aak yenr drngglit for Athlo- phoroj. If you cauct get it of him da net trr aomethlos t lie , but order at once trem ni. 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Sc "Rough nn Toothache. " Instant relief , lac. Beaconsfield's voice was soft and low ; Gladstone's is of medium pitch. Ualforcl Sauco Is capital for dyspcrtlcs. In valuable to all good cooks. There are 300 words in some of Arch deacon Fnrrar's sentences. BITTERS. It will cure any case of I Iver and Kidney troubles when properly taken. It is a perfect renovator and mvigorator. It cleanses the sys tem of the poisonous humors that develop In Liver , Kidney and Urinary diseases , car ryingaway all polson.ous matter and re * storing the Blood to a healthy condition , enrlchinc it , refreshing ; and Invigorating mind and Body. It prevents the growth to Serious Illness of a Dangerous Class oC Diseases that be in in mere trivial ail ments , and fare too apt to be neglected as such. THOUSANDS OF OASES of tho worst forms of these terrible diseases have been quickly relieved and in a short time perfectly cured by the use of ZZops fc Malt Bitters. 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O A AS A S EJTnrnors and Ulcers cured wlthonl uAllutnKv cl& a ssasss : AnillU Morphine Habit Cured In 1O i 111 * III In to 20 my * . No pay till Cured. VI BVIH DE.J. faTEi'ucxs , Lehanon. Ohio. J for Infants and Children. * " " " " " " ' WlissssslsissssssssBilMHi BBflBI Hi Bs i i ili iV "Csstorfaissowenadaptedtochildrenthat I Caatoria cures Colic , Constipation , I recommend it as superior to any prescription I Sour Stomach , Diarrhoea , Eructation , fatown to ae. " H. A. ASCHTR , 3L D. , I ? ' SiVCS and promote8 d1" ' ° 111 So. Oxford Sfc , Brooklyn , N. T. | Wttf out injurious medication , TBX CsNTAua COJDMNT , 182 Fulton Street. N. Y. Northwestern Business College , SIOTJSZ OIT3T , IOW .A. . NOW OPEN , - - STUDENTS ADMITTED AT ANY TIME , Great success first year. One hundred and fortr-two students Eighteen graduates , all In positions Short-hand without a teacher , complete , SI , by mall. Send for circulars. Address , C. C. COCHRAN , Principal. 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Hiimulates tno i petite , and strenfrthena the muscles and nerves It does not injora the teeth , cause headache or prodaco conitinstion all oilier Iron mnlieinet do FATHER.'J.Iten.tY. ' the patriotic and scholarly Catholic Divine , of Arkansn * . says- "I have used Brown's Iron Bitters with tho rreat- est satisfaction for Malaria , nnd aa a preventive of Chills and lEtn dnease . and will always keep it ou hand as a ready friend. " Genuine has above trade mark and crwaed red lines on wrapper. Tnlco no ntln-r. Madnonlyby BUOWJ. CIIKMICAl , CO. . BAT.TJMOKK , ilD. LADIES' HAND BOOK uw > fnl and attractive , con- taming list of prizes for recipes , information about coins , etc. , given away by all dealcn in medicine or mailed to any address on receipt of 2c stamp Dj spcptlcs and others not sick cno-ish to be In bed , lint just In that condition v , hen nothing can be full } enjoyed , should ndopt KfdRu's Foot ! as a dally diet. It will accoinpllili the dc ! rcJ result : na nely , Mrensth ulthont taxing the digestive orsniH. In sickness. IJIdye's Food U Invaluable. For table use , It Is delicious lorl'uddlnga. Custards , Blanc Mange. etc. Tne BITTERS' GUIDE Is Issued Sept. and March , cncli year. . .6325G loges , 3,5OO illustrations a. whole Picture Gallery. GIVES Wholesale Price * direct to continnrrs on all goods for personal or family use. Tells how td order , and gives exact cost of every * thing yon. me , eat , drink , wear , or hove fiiri with. These HTVAI.TJAB1VE BOOKS contain Information gleaned from the markets of the world. AVe will mall a copy FREE to any ad- dregs npon receipt of 10 ctn. to defray expense of mailing1. Iiet ns hear from. yon. Respectfully , , , MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 227 ifc 229 Wabasb Avenue. Chicago , 111. I used by thousands of rrt class Mannfachrreri and Mechanics on their best work. Jiec ed COLD MEDAULondon.'SXI'ronouncedXroiij-rf cluttnom. 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