HAVE IN STOCK A LINE OF FINE TOILET ABTICLES , Combs , Brushes , Perfumery , Extracts , Etc. lints , Oils , Dye Stuffs , Paint Brushes , Kalsomine , Turpentine , Lead , Putty , Window Glass , Etc. FINE LINE OF CIGARS ALWAYS ON HAND. f Prescriptions Carefully Compounded Day or Night McCOOK. - - NEBRASKA , * n * * i ir * x * * kvvp > * tf * * * * rtKKKrtjrVkk 1 MEXTROPOJLJTAN ! ) RUG STORE ! MeCOOK , - NEBRASKA. M. A. SPALDING , Prop. WE ALSO HANDLE PIANOS f GROANS , SRWING MAGHINRS , . PAINTS , OILS , WALL - : - PAPER , . IA. TAYLOR , DRUGGIST. SPANOGLE & RINKER , WAQONS & BUGOIEXS. Tubular Wells % Pumps. WINDMILLS A SPECIALTY. McCOOK Cor. Railroad and Main Sts. . NEBR. Offices at Oberlin , Kas. , and McCook , Neb. * „ i DON'T BUY NURSERY STOCK YOU HAVE CONSULTED WITH F.H. . PRESTON , GOT * * n Have located my ISfursery Grounds here , and will grow only the BEST for my trade. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. IT appears that Miss Cleveland's lit erary attainments do not cause her to let house-work "go to the dogs , " a some blue stockings are said to do. A short time since she concluded tha the White House needed cleaningtha necessary operation having been skip ped last spring owing to a rush o company. So she astonished the ladiei of Washington by appearing one day out on the lawn in a poke bonnet am calico dress , and seated on a camp stool , alternately chewed gum anc scolded the man who beat the carpets and the hired girls who dusted the furniture and bric-a-brac. Then she went indoors and superintended the cleaning of the wood work , etc. , anc naturally a first-class job was the re sult. Peck's Sun. GOING UP SALT RIVER The origin of the common phrase * 'up Salt river' receives quite an ingenious explana tion in the current number of the Magazine of American History. Sal river , geographically speaking , is i tributary of the Ohio , having its source in Kentucky , and is a very crookec stream and difficult of navigation. In the early days of Ohio arid Kentucky it was a stronghold of a band of river pirates who were in the habit of prey ing on the commerce of the Ohio , anc rowing their plunder up Salt river where it was never recovered. Ilence it came to be said of anything that was irrevocably lost , "it's rowed up Sail river , " and by an easy and natura transition the phrase came to be ap plied to unsuccessful candidates for political honors. BEING weary for a moment , he lay down by the wayside , and using hii burden for a pillow , fell into tha dreamless sleep that kisses down his eyelids still. While yet in love witl life and raptured with the world , he passed to silence and pathetic dust Yet , after all , it may be best , just h the happiest , sunniest hour of all the voyage , while eager winds are kissing every sail , to dash against the unseen rock , and in an instant hear the bil lows roar above a sunken .ship. For whether in mid sea or among the breakers of the farther shore , a wreck at last must mark the end of. each anc all. And every life , no matter if it every hour is rich with love , and ev ery moment jeweled with a joy , will at its close , become a tragedy as sat and deep and dark as can be woven o the warp and woof of the mystery anc death. R. GIhgersoll. . THE sultan to the new minister : "Well , Sunset , you've got here at last. By the beard of the Prophet , I'm glad to see you. What is the state of the thermometer in the U. States , Sam ? " Mr. Cox : "Ab. , as Mr. Beecher once remarked , its blanked hot. I think th'at it must be about 704 in New York. Do the flies bother you much this Ab ? " Sultan "Well year , : , no , Sam , it's not the flies. It's money mat ters that worry me. I s'pose you know Lew Wallace ? Well I have no further use for Lew. I'm glad he's ailed. Why , what do you think ? He got every lady in the harem to subscribe for 'Ben Hur. ' Darn my whiskers if I aint ruined. " Mr. Cox : C0mdeed , then I'm glad Mr. Wallace has Ben Hurried off to his native home so soon ! ! ! " [ The sultan faints , and is promptly carried off to the cooler by 'aithful slaves , who rush in. Mr. Cox , filled with remorse , resolves that here after he will feed Abdul nothing but hestnuts.J Courier Journal. THE two following days were occu pied in going through the necessary forms of .parole , and our command re mained in bivouac and on Wednesday morning , leaving our muskets stacked n the field , we disbanded. Those go ng in the same , direction formed groups , the officers retaining side- rms and accoutrements , and after a general hand shaking and good-bye , each group took its own way home- ivard. As I passed the farm house of , he surrender , we stopped to take arewell look. Groups of men were here , with ax and saw and spade. The apple tree .was down by the roots , and men were cutting and digging , nd scrambling for a remnant as a ouvenir. This was the appletree of Appomattox , and is no myth. It is rue that Gen. Grant never met Gen. ice under any apple tree. They met n a private house some distance away , ut the surrender was made from un- er that tree in writing. Cor. New York Sun. ' As the watermelon season approaches apace , the following instruction from the Atlantic Constitution , good author ity on the subject , might be of interest : Very few people know how to cat a watermelon , just as not one man in ten thousand knows how to eat an orange. To he properly enjoyed the perfect wa termelon should be pounced upon in the patch just after sun up. It should he carefully selected. In response to an eager thump there should follow a dead and mealy sound , and the melon should weigh not less than twenty-five pounds. After it is pulled itshould be split from end to end with a short bladed pocket knife , so that in tearing it open the glowing and juicy heart , bursting loose from its confinement , should find lodge ment on one side only. At this point the knife is to he flung away. For a moment the eye should be allowed to feast itself on the vision thus suddenly brought to view , then the heart should be scooped out with the hand and its nectarious meat thrust upon the hot and thirsty palate. There ought to be some thing savage in the enjoyment of a wa termelon ; it ought to he crushed and swallowed with avidity. The man who knows how to enjoy one will come away from the fray with the sweets in his beard , in his hair , and on. his clothes. WHAT you don't know about men often makes them respectable. IF anger is not restrained , it is fre quently more hateful to us than the injury that provokes it. Seneca. NOTHING is so wholesome , nothing does so much for people's looks , as a little interchange of the small coin of benevolence. Ruffini. I THINK the first virtue is to re strain the tongue ; he approaches near est to the gods who knows how to be silent , even though he is in the right. - Cato. MOUE than five hundred thousand cases of bowel complaint have been cur ed by Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarhcea Remedy. Only think of the pain and suffering it has relieved , the agony and distress it has prevented ; the homes it has made happy ; the lives it has saved , and you will appreciate the good work it has done. 25 cent , 50 cent and $1 bottles sold by M. A. Spalding and B. & M. Pharmacy. AN Omaha gentleman was in town , Monday , circulating a petition favoring one , Martin , of that city , for U. S. Mar shal of this state. THE Swedes have a saying that "he who smokes smells like a pig ; he who snuffs looks like a pig ; and he who chews is a pig. " TIRED. That tired , languid feelingwith loss of am bition and strength is caused by impure blood and poor circulation. Begg'm Blood Puriiler and Blood Maker will cleanse the blood , create a new supply and restore health and visor. One hundred doses for one dollar and warrant ed by S. L. Green and M. A. Spaldingr. DO YOU KNOW -THAT- LORILLAED'S CLIMAX PLUG TOBACCO with Red Tin Tag ; Scse Leaf Fine Cut Chewing : ; T vy CljpJcgs , and Black , Brown and Yellow Sscff : are the best and cheapest , quality considered ? THAT HACKING COUGH can be so quickly cured > y Slilloh's Cure.Ve guarantee It. TVILL YOU SUFFEIi w Itli Dyspepsia andLh cr Coin- ilaint ? Shlloh's YItnllzer Is guaranteed to cure jou. SLEEPLESS NIGHTS , made miserable uy that tcr Ible cough. Slilloh's Cure Is the remedy for yon. CATARRH CUIJKI ) , health and sweet breath se cured by Shlloh's Catarrh Itemcdy. frlce 50 cents. Xas.il Injector free. For lame Back , Side or Chest use Shlloh's Porous "laster. Price 25 cents. SHILOH'S COUGH and Consumption : Cure Is sold > y us wn a guarantee. It cures consumption. SHILOH'S VITALIZER Is what you need for Con- tlpatlon. Less of Appetite , Dizziness and all symp- oms of Dyspepsia. Price ID and 73 cents per bottle. CROUP , "WHOOPING COUGH and Bronchitis 1m mediately relies ed by Shlloh's Cure. Sold by S. L. Green , druggist , McCook , Neb. \ : : Best in the World. ) STOCK DIRECTORY. Br B/N 'Nrfv1 hx > - % * KILPATRIOK BROTHERS. ( Successors to E. D. TPebster. ) Horses branded on left hip or left shoulder. P. O. address , Estelle Hayes county , and Beat rice , Neb. Uange , Stink ling Water and French 'man ' creeks , Chase Co. Nebraska. Brand as cut on sldo o i some animals , on hip and sides of some , or any where on the animal. STOKES & TROTH. P.O. address , Carrico , Hnyes county , Neb. Range : Ked Willow creek , above Carrico Stock branded as above Also run the lazy CM brand. PAXTON CATTLE CO. J. B. MESERVE , General Manager. Postolfice address , Mc- Cook , Neb. Hancn : A' Spring Canyon on the Frenchman Itiver , Chase county , Nebraska. Stock branded as above also 717 on leftside ; ! on the righthip and L OI the right shoulder ; L on left shoulder and ) l on lett jaw. Half under-crop left ear , anc square-crop right ear. HENRY T. CHURCH. Postoflice.Osborn , Neb Kange : Red Willow creek , in S. W. corner of Frontier county. Cattle branded 0 L C on right side. Also , an over crop on right ear and under crop on left , Horses branded 8 on right shoulder. SPRINGCREEK CATTLE CO. J. D. "WELBOHJ.Vice President and Supt. P. O. address , Indiano- la , Nebraska. Range : Republican Valley , east of Dry Creek , and near head of Spring Creek , in Chase county , Nebraska. New U. S. Cattle Ranche Co. , Limited. Stock brand : Circle on left shoulder , also dew lap and a crop and under half crop on loft ear , and a crop and under bit in the right. Ranch on the Republican. Postollice address. Max , Dundy county , Neb. EATON BROS. & CO. P. O. address , McCook , Nebraska. Range , south fcof McCook. Cattle branded on left jfhip. Also , ] Q , 5 , A and j 7 M ' " "r ? 11 brands on left hip. Horses branded the same on left shoulder. JOSEPH ALLEN. Postoffice address , Os- born , Nebraska. Ranch on Red Willow creek , 'A mile above Os- born postoffice. Cattle branded on right Side and hip as above. 3-4 GEORGE j. FREDERICK : Postollicc address , Cook. Nebraska. Uanch : Four miles southwest of McCook , on the Driftwood. Stock branded AJ on the left hip. JOHN F. BLACK. TOIt SALE. Five im proved , Deeded Fnrmsof ICQ acres each all in a body , with Farm Houses and other improvements Under good cultivation. Timber and water and hay land. Comcnientto. good school privileges. Situated on Republican River , near mouth of Red Willow Creek. Call on J.F. liluck on prem ises , or address him at Red Willow , Neb. THE ( FULL ROLLER PROCESS , ) IS NOW ItEAUr TO DO A General billing Business. Your pati onagu solicited. CLARK WARD , Manager. DANGEROUS. At this season of the year the blood becomes sluggish and is surcharged with poison. It is in a dangerous condition and leads to many aiseases , which aie serious and dangerous but can easily be aerted by the use of Begg's Blood Purifler and JJlood Maker. It seperates ind discharges all poison from the blood : jures Dyspepsia. Sick Headache , and all Blood lisorders. Free sample bottles at S. L. Green's \nd M. A. Spalding's. An Answer Wanted- Can any one bring us a case of Kidney or Liver 2omplalut that Electric Bitters will not speedily nre ? "We say they can not , as thousands of cases ilready permanently cured and who arc dally recoin- nendlnK Elcctnc Bitters , will prove. Crlght's DIs- asc. Diabetes , "Weak Back , or any urinary complaint inlcUly cured. They purify the blood , regulate the owcls , and act directly on the diseased parts. Every wttle guaranteed. For sale at 50 cents a bottle at iletropoUtan Drug Store. CITY w BAKERY. A , PROBST &BRO , PROPRIETORS. \ , 1\ * f "WE KEEP ON HAND . , W j * * \ f } BREAD , PIES & CAKES , f . GRAHAM BREAD. ? . > . ii ; Cakes Made on Order ; ROOM In connection where you can get coffee , sand wiches , pies , etc. , at all hours. Louisiana Rock Salt IFOIR , CATTLE ! Rain Does Not Affect It. FOR SALE BY FREES & HOCKNELL , SOLE AGENTS. BARBER * SHOP , GO TO A , R SHARP'S ' FOR A FIRST-CLASS SHAVE OR HAIR CUT. HOT AND COLD BATHS O1T SHORT NOTICE. Ladies' and Children's Hair Dressing A SPECIALTY" . Burlington R&M.R.R. Denver to Chicago , Denver to Kansas City , Denver to Omaha , Omaha to Chicago , Kansas City to Chicago , Omaha to St. Louis , ! § BEST LINE FROM WEST TO EAST ! h SURE CONNECTIONS LOW RATES BAGGAGE CHECKED THROUGH. Through tickets over the Burling- on Route are for sale by the Union Pacific , Denver & Rio Grande and all other principal railways , and by all agents of the "Burlington ; Route. " ! For further information , apply to ' M any agent , or to i P. S. EUSTISjGcn'lT'k'tAg't , ' OMAHA , NEB. l I \ ! ' - ; r * ii i THBOHLYTRUB i IS IRON TONIC cured. Bones , riiugcles iuid "SSH } ? ? c.wroSS ? the LADIESEnlivens a complalnta tl > clr sex will perlmeut-get BEST. BARTER'S LIVER PILLScn sn SfLn A JJon U with n d e o ; v y