I .lAr-vJ- ' * ' McCooK ELY TRIBUNE. . I VOLUME IV. MeCOOK , RED WILLOWr COUNTS , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , AUGUST 6 , 1885. NUMBER 1O. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE MeCook , Nebraska. 0. L. UW3 , Eesittor. C. 7. BA2COC2 , SectiTcr. OFFICE Houus : From 9 A. 51. to 13 M. , and 1 to 4 P. H. , mountain tiino. COCHBAN & HELM , Attorneys-at-Law& Gen'l Agents , McCOOK , : NEBRASKA. Prompt nnd careful attention riven to Law Cases In all the Cuurti of the State mid nil classes of U. S. Land Uusliices trans Acted before the local oilluc.at . McCook. Nebraska , nnd Chif Interior Department nt Waihlncton , 1 > . C. Contcnts-a specialty. Will pros ecute claims for 1'cnnlons r.nd claims for Increase of Pensions. Notarial business done i.nd lands bought and Hold on reasonable terms. { 52r"OUlce 1st door south of the U. S. Land Olilcc. 3.29 ATTORNEY : AT : - LAW , AND NOTAUY PUBLIC. Ajrcnt for the Lincoln Land Company. Itcnl Esmto Jiouglit and Sold nnd Collections Mndu. EBT Oince , Opposite Chicago Lumber Yard , McCook , Nebrnsku. * PAGE T. FKANCIS , COUNTY SURVEYOR , KED WILLOW COUNTY. Keeps certified plats of all lands in tho Hitchcock land district. Special attention Kiven to all such business. Correspondence solicited. 2-23. _ J. E. CAST-BER.a , DEPUTY COUNTY SURVEYOR , AND CIVIL ENGINEER. taB Government Claims Located and Sur veyed. Correspondence solicited. Oflicc , op posite Menard's Opera Hall , McCook , Neb. G. W. MINKLER , Surveyor and Civil Engineer. tay Will do all kinds of Surveying , Grading , Leveling , etc. Will establish regular sub division corners , and re-establish lost corners , and give certified PLATS of surveys ; the plats being JIB good as the County Kecords. Hcsidcnce at McCook , the first dwelling N. W. of the school house. DB. A. J. SHAW , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON , McCOOK , - NEBRASKA. in tbc McCook BankingCo.'B Building- . .DR. Z. L. KAY , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON , . McCOOK. - - NEBRASKA. : Room No. 1 , McCook Banking Company's Building- . ' . - DR. A. J. WILLEY , SURGEON B. & M. RAILROAD. [ OFFICE AT B. & M. PHABMACT , ] McCOOK , - - NEBRASKA. T. B. STDTZMAN , M. D. , Eclectic Physician and .Surgeon , OCULIST AND ATJKIST. McCOOK , NEBRASKA. E3 ? 0nico on East Dcnnison Street. B. B. DAVIS , M. D. , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON , McCOOK NEBRASKA. Office : Two doors south of Churchill House. JOHN F. COLLINS , CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER , McCOOK. - - NEBRASKA. Jobblnc ivlll receive prompt attention.at my shop on Dcnnison St. , opposite McCook House. Flans and ipeclflcatlong furnished If desired. WILLIAM McINTYEB , CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER , CULBERTSON , NEBRASKA. All work warranted. All material furnished If desired. AVork done on short notice. ' W. M. SANDERSON , HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTER , . McCooK , - NEBRASKA. 53 A11 werk guaranteed. Give me a call. W. W. PALMER , - . : : : : : t : S. H. HA&L70H. Has opened a full and complete line of HARNESS AND SADDLERY GOODS , 2 Ssers ITorti ef PsstttEce , KcCOOS , KEB. Prompt attention given to repairing. Your patronage Is solicited. HOBERT DHYSDALE , MERCHANT TAILOR , W. DENNISON STEEET , McCOOK NEBRASKA. TYPE WRITING. BRIRFS , RTG. , . - S. WHEELER , . McCOOK , NEBRASKA. " " , X * - / ? > * * * * 'i ' 1 * * A This Space is Reserved FOR PRATT & LAWSON , 'DEALERS IN HAR RE , McCOOK , NEBRASKA. FHE CITIZEN'S BANK OF McCOOK DOES A GENERAL- Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly on the principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid for Non-Residents. Money to loan on Farming Lands , Tillage and personal property. Fire Insurance a specialty. Tickets for Sale to and from Europe , C02E2SPOOTEHT3 : J. W.DoLAN , President. First National Bank , Lincoln , Neb. The Chase National Rank , New York. V. FRANKLIN , Vice-President. THE McGQOK COMPANY , [ INCORPORATED UNDER STATE LAW.l McCook , Nebraska. Paid up Capital , $50,000. DOES - : - A - : - GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS , Receives and Pays Deposites. Buys and Sells Exchange on New York , Chicago and Omaha , and all the principal cities of Europe. FIRE INSURANCEWRITTEN IN RELIABLE CO.'S. OFFICERS AND .DIRECTORS : OS02SE HOCST2LL , PresJdeat , A. CAHPBZIiIi , P. L. B20TO , CasHer. B. H. r2EES. Tice-Pieddent , ( Of Frees & Uockncll. ) ( Assistant Snpt. B. & M. ) ( Of Klrby Carpenter Co. , Chicago. ) CENTRAL MEAT MARKET , CHURCH & WHITTAKER , PEOPS. VEGETABLES STRAWBERRIES * IN SEASON ! BUTTER AND EGGS ALWAYS ON HAND. FRESH FISH5 AND CHICKENS. AMERICA is soon to be honored bj ithe pope vrith another red hat. This time .the archbishop of Baltimore will b ( chosen for the high office of cardinal The'honor will be well bestowed for the recipient has earned it by his distin guished services to the church. Rome , of late years , has been paying great at tention to the church in America and ia evidently fully aware of its importance. LORD COLERIDGE'S visit to America seems to have had a bad effect upon him. No sooner did he return to England than he became involved'in a ridiculous quar rel with his son-in-law which eventually cost him 20,000. Now it is announced that he is about to marry a woman whom he met on the returnvoyage in order to avoid a suit for breach of prom ise. The old chief justice seems to be a pretty giddy old boy. " MAUD S renewed her claims to the title of queen of the turf at Glenville track , July 30thin , the presence of over ten thousand people. The fleet little mare trotted a mile over a slow course in 2:08f , thus leading her previous rec ord by a half second , and making the distance in one and a half seconds less than the best mile ever trotted by any other horse. The trial was for a cup and the time goes on record. IN bidding farewell to a congregation among whom he had not dwelt happily a Virginia preacher said : "I do not re gret our separation , dear brethren , for three good and valid reasons : The first is that you do not love me ; the second , that you don't love one another , and the third , that God does not love you. You don't love me my salary is several months in arrears ; you don't love one another or there would be no such a dearth of marriages among you , and God doesn't seem to love you as you ought to be loved , because there have been so few funerals among you lately. " the hot season comes the usual flood of advice to people not to drink much water. Not having drank anything else for a great many years and know ing all about the influence of water up on the system , these Topics have one rule to lay down : Drink all the water you want. Be sure it is pure and cool , but not too cold. Drink every time you feel the least sensation of thirst or empti ness of stomach. A little sugar and juice of lemon improves the water to the taste and stimulates the digestion. But don't go thirsty one moment if you can get water to drink. Once thirsty , don't be a hog , but fill up gradually. Topics. _ f _ THE Chetwynd-Lonsdalc incident de velops some curious facts. Chetwynd was clearly the aggressor , for he struck Lord Lonsdalc over the head with his horsewhip , exclaiming : "Take thatyou devil. Donvt meddle with my Lily. " Yet Lord Lonsdalc confesses he was at fault. Therefore he musthave been med dling with the Lily , who is none other than Langtry herself. But although Lonsdale confesses Chetwynd's proprie tary interest in Mrs. Langtry , what be comes of the Gebhardt claim , and where does Mr. Langtry figure ? It would seem that the Jersey Lily is not only an indifferent actress ; she is not even a close corporation. Kansas City Times. A NEW YORK clergyman tells this story as being part of a conversation held by him within three years with an Englishman , to whom he pointed out General Grant's residence in New York. The Englishman asking , "What name ? " and seeming to receive no further light , when it was repeated to him the clergy man said : "Of course you know of Gen. Grant. He was our President for eight years , ending in 1877. " "Ah , " remark ed the Englishman , still with no evi dence of recalling a fact previously known. "Then too , " pursued the cler gyman , "he was a grand general , and was in command of a million of men at the close of our war. You remember our late war of course ? " "Well , no , " tvas the answer. "Beg pardon , but I have just arrived in this country , and was so long at sea thatlhave not heard the latest news. I was at sea sixteen lays , really. " T A/HPT T TOTlCT LY 1 Lh BROS. SHELF and HARDWARE , , NAIKS , BARBED WIR CQ3 . 3O O .tr1 O CO Cooking Stoves and Ranges , Bain Wagons and Spring Wagons , Iron and Wood Pumps , SCREEN DOORS AND WINDOWS , WHEEL BARROWS , Walter A. Woods Mowers. MANUFACTURING AND REPAIRING OF Tin , Sheet Iron and Copper Ware a Specialty , McCOOK , Opp. Citizens Bank. NEBRASKA. McCOOK , NEBRASKA. Watches , Chains , Charing CLOCKS , SILVERWARE , OPTICAL GOODS , Etc. The Only Exclusive Line of Fine Jew elry in the West. ELGIN , WALTHAM , AND THR GRLRBRATELD HAMPDEN WATCHES , ALWrAYS IN STOCK. I CARRY THE BEST AND MOST DESIRA BLE GOQDS TO BE HAD. Pertloylar Attention.Given to Repairing , NO CHARGE FOR ENGRAVING. SOMETHING NEW.