The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 30, 1885, Image 7

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    Tcry , Very little Things ,
' But very important yourblood corpus
cles. They are bright red. They ar
so small that it takes over 8,000 of then
in a line to make an inch. The brigh
red color comes from the iron in them
When there is not enough iron th
'Wood is thin and watery and impure
Purity and vigor go together. Brown'
Iron Bitters is the only safe iron toni
-over made. It enriches the blood
builds up the system , gives health
Strength , and enjoyment of life.
Ben Butler's favorite song is "Darling
kiss my eyelids down. "
For cuts from barbed wire fence , tore shoulders ,
ttlchi and open sores on animal * ' , ust SUurart'e
Mealing Powder , IB and EOcts. a box.
The annual income of Queen Victoria i
$1,135,000.
Absolutely
JJVe from Opiates , Emetics and
A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE
For Couch * , Sore Throat , Hoarseness , Inflmerma ,
Colds. Bronchitis , Croup , YFcooplne Cuc&
Asthma , Qiilntr , Fatni In Chest , n4 other
iScctloas of th Throat and Lunes *
Trice 5O cents a bottle. Bold by Prosplsts and Deal
ers. Parties unable to induce their dealer to promptly
get Ufor them icttl receive two l > oUleitExpre > icfiaraes
' paid , by tending one dollar to
TUE auni.cs A. YOGELEK COSIPJJTT ,
Sola Owner * and Manufacturers ,
' n.Wmoir , HirrlniJ , U. 8. A.
DYSPEPSIA
Is a dangerous as well as distressing complaint. It
neglected , it tends , by impairing nutrition , and de-
pressinc the tona ot the Byitem , to prepare the way
lor Rapid Decline.
-THE g
BEST TONIC. ?
Quietly and completely Cures Dyspepsia in all
its forms. Heartburn , Belchinfr * Tastinc tho
Food , Ac. It enriches and purifies the blood , stuna.
Utes the sppatite. and aids the assimilation of food.
BET. J. T. ROSSI-TEE , the honored pastor of tho
First Reformed Church. Baltimore , Md. . says :
HiTinp-tued Brown's Iron Bitters for Drepepria
and Indigestion , i take great pleasure in recojn-
mendius it highly. Also consider it a splendid touio
and inngoratcT , and very strenctheninc. "
Genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines
on wrapper. TnUe no ther. Made only by
BROVTPf CTIKHIO\L.l)0. ) , BA1/T1MORK. MD.
LADIES' HAND Bcox nsefnl and attract ! , con
taining list of prizes for recipes , information about
coins , etc. , given away by all dealers in medicine , or
mailed to any .address ou receipt of So. stamp. .
BITTERS ,
IS. you-wish to be relieved of thoso-terrible Slot
Headaches and that miserable Sour Stom-
.ach. Itwill , when taken according to direc
tions , cure any case of SIclc Headache
; or Sour Stomach ; It cleans the lining of
.stomach and bowel * , promotes healthy
action and sweet secretions. It makes pure
Mood and gives it free flow , thus sending
nutriment to every part. It is the safest ,
speediest and surest Vegetable Eemedf
ever invented for all diseases of the stomach.
.and liver.
3. H. Moore , of FarminEton. Mich. , says : My
enOerlns from Sick Headache and Sour
Stomach was terrible. One bottle of Hops
.and Malt Bitters cured mo.
Do not ret Hops and JTInlt Bitters con
founded with inferior preparations of similar
me. For sale by all druggists.
HOPS & HALT BITTERS CO. , DETROIT , HIGH.
Hosteller's Stom
I ach Bitters , as a spe
cific for Indigestion ,
stands alone. When
the resources of the
pharmacopoeia have
been exhausted with
out , at least , doing
more than mitigat
ing the complaint , a
course of this whole
come stomachic ef-
_ fects a perfect and
= : permanent cure. Jn
= all cases of dyspepsia
s the liver Is more or
_ r less disordered , and
= upon this Important
gland the Bitters act
with regular distinct
ness , regulating and
invigorating every
secretive and assimi
lating organ on which
bodllr and mental
health depend. For
sale by all Druggists
andDcalers generally.
HAY-FEVER.
I can recommend Ely's
Cream Balm to all Hay
Fever sufferers , itbemg. In
jny opinion , founded on ex-
-perlence and a sere cure.
I -was afflicted with Hay
.Fever for twenty-five
years , and never before
fonnd permanent relief.
TVEBSTEE H. HASKIXS ,
ilarshfleld. Vt
Cream Balm
has gained an enviable rep
utatlon wherever known
displacing all other prep
rtjaraUonsT ' A particle is | | * \T
nostrilU A
Into each ; f -
pain ; agreeable to use. tlJrll
Price SOc. br mall oral druggists. Send for circular.
ELY BROTHERS. Druggists , Owego , K. T.
T.lfo and Death of tho
. GEN. "Worlds'Hero. Standard History
and Blographv , by the best of au-
. 'thors ' , Hon. J. T. HEADLT. Steel por
GRANT trait , Fine Illustrations , Low Price.
_ J Agents out fit 50c now read v. .Add.
culck , KAXSJLS Cmr Jon. Co. 100 W. 9th , Kansas
City. Mo.
oung People ? ai u
ness Education , so to the old rellab e lovm
- CUy Collere. Esfd In 1865. Send t. r Col.
J'n'L Address , Com'l Colleee , Iowa City , la
A-NI >
. Circulars frc
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W. If. U. , Omaha. 269-31.
THE TRAMPS NEW SCHEME.
ffow He Makes a Living at "Family Gather
ings. "
" 1 'spose j'ou don't remember
aie , " said a man in the park as he
same up and grasped a reporter by
; he hand. Tho voice was faintly fa-
niliar and the speaker , who was de
jently dressed , though evidently no
particular about harmonious colors or
perfect fit , had a slouchy movement
ihat indefinitely recalled some persor
so had met The man smiled anc
Irawied out , "I thought you wouldn'1
mow me ; don't you remember a
) ouple of winters ago when you'd be
jomin' out of that printiu' office ovei
.here , how you used to stop and 'buz'
ne about what yon called the noble
irmy of tramps ? I don't forget you ,
lir , for when you'd get througli talkin'
fou'd put up for collee and cakes , and
iiore than once for lodgin' . I'd be
teal glad if you'd go and have a
ichooner or cigar or suthin' with me.
L'm , fixed , " said he , pulline out a
landf ui of coin and bUls , "and would
ike to set 'em up. "
The reporter declined , but upon ,
jailing to mind tho emaciated , dilapi-
lated tramp he had once known , was
'orced to inquire how so marked a
jhange of condition had come about.
"Well , " said he , "if you won't givo
t away I'll tell you though I don't
jare if you do , for I am going west on
; he same lay. For the past two years
I've been working the family gather-
ngs those folks , you know , who ad
vertise for everj'body of their name to
neet at some one place to chin about
ihemselves and have a picnic.
"You see , one day last summer I
vas killin' time readin' a newspaper
'
I'd found when I run across one'of
: hese meetin's. Well , it must have
jeen must have been what is't that
jives them poets a steer ? "
"Inspiration ? " suggested tho re
porter.
"Yes , that's it , it must have been
; hat ; for all of a sudden suthin' said :
"That's the racket for you , my boy ,
to make believe you're one of the
rang ! ' You see , before I got way
lown where I was when , you Tirst saw
ne I used to 'supe * around theaters ;
hat made me think how easy 'twould
> e for one of them actors to put up
tuch a job. Well , the first lot I tackled
vas on u big farm up the North river.
[ got a piece of blue pencil , made an
inchor on my wrist , and put their
lame under it , so as to look like In-
lia ink , you know. I had on a sail-
> r's blue flannel shirt when I went on
ihe grounds. There I told 'em I had
tlways follered the sea , and had lately
lad hard luck ; had read about the
neetin' and come to see if I knew any-
jody of my name.
"Well , they're always jolly and free
it these places ; so they asked me to
rest myself , and raised me some better
jlothcs than I had on : after that v/e
lad some bully grub. I walked around
md answered questions as well as I
jould. Now and then , when no one
vas lookin , ' some good old maid
s-ould come up , unloch her satchel ,
md slip a dollar or two in my hand.
I've been gbin' from one place to an-
jther , summer and fall , ever since. I
jeep the run of 'em by the papers and
yhat I hear around , and I get plenty
jf good duds and lots of cash. I play
; he sailor dodge most always. Some-
limes 1 fix up , but it isn't a good
vay , for they expect you to chin two
nuch.
"Say , if ever you go on this racket ,
.et me give you the straight tip ; don't
jo fresh , don't talk more'n you can
lelp ; let them do the chinin' . I made
i mistake that way where I was last
yeek. I was gettin' along first-rate ,
lad been there two days. At lunch
ander tho trees the last afternoon an
) ld lady squinted at me through her
; pecs for a while , and said I put her in
Bind of 'Ike , ' who went out west some
fears ago to see some cousins who
ffere not known out this way. Well ,
[ was fool enough to say I belonged to
; he western branch , as they called it ,
md remembered 'Ike. ' That settled
± ; they all soured on me at once , and
[ found that the westernblokes had
; ot 'Ike' a drinkin' and gamblin' ,
ind that branch of the family was look-
3d at as N. Gr. So , I didn't get a rake
; hat time.
"Another thing ; don't take in any
blks 'with long highfalutin names ,
ivith de or van to 'em ; they generally
iave their families down ' fine
ind you'll get left sure ; better
ro for the Smiths , Thompsons , or
Jrowns.
"One time 'down east , ' though , I
jtruck a swell crowd and got a good
Hake when 1 thought I'd no show at.
ill. A big chap with diamond studs
aw me and asked me 'what I was
loin' ' there ! I gave him a ghost sto-
rv about lookin' for my relations. And
Tm blamed if he didn't shake hands
ivith me and said te'd help ine look
em up. , Then he took me a little to
one side and asked me if I'd do him a
avor ? He said he'd left Boston with
out sending an important telegram ,
iidn't like to leave the party , would
oblige him by goin' to Boston ,
endin' the telegram , and
waitin' .for an answer ? 'Wait , '
aid he , 'if it takes you all
lay. ' He handed me a twenty-dollar
) ill and a railroad ticket. Well I did
he errand , waited a good while , no
answer came , and then I tumbled to
t ! Yes , sir , just as you say. I was
mid , like the organ-grinder , to go
iway ! But , don't you see , even
ihat beats getting bounced from
& free-lunch counter , like in old
imes , eh ?
"But come , " and here tho tramp so
arnestly urged the acceptance of the
lospilable "schooner , " that the re
porter had to compromise on calisaya
md seltzer at a Broadway drug-store
jefore the good-by could be said.
New York Tribune.
Scenting a Slaver.
Many years ago , when slavery was
; he rule and not the exception , vessels
running a cargo were extremely
clever in eluding capture and putting
heir pursuers off the scent. A good
tory is told of tho flagskip Winches-
er"l think going out of Simon's bay
> onnd to the Mauritius. When off
Cape Hangklip , late one afternoon , a
very rakish , suspicious-looking craft
was sighted , carrying an unusual
number of staysails , who upon seeing
lie man-of-war hoisted
- - Spanish colors
and her'numbor olMarryat's code and
requested to be reported. She parsed
quite close , and was apparently a
passenger ship of about live hundred
tons burden , for as she neared them
about a dozen ladies , in very smurt
bonnets , veils , and parasols , wero ob
served to come ou deck and wave
their handkerchiefs wiih every dem
onstration of cordiality to the officers
of the flagship. She seemed to have
also a large crew and was very clean
and smart. Suspicion was quite dis
armed , and she was logged as a pass
enger ship from Manila to Cadiz. The
admiral was alone in his opinion that
all was not right , remarking that the
ladies waved their pocket handker
chiefs uncommonly long and vigorous
ly to a mere passing ship ; he also
thought the handkerchiefs unusually
large , and further he mentioned that
as she passed he was looking out of
the door in the stern gallery , and a
faint , curious whiff came down on the
wind , reminding him of something
long past. He could not remember for
the moment of what it did remind
him , but it suddenly occurred to him
several hours after that the faint pass- ,
ing odor , as the strange vessel swept
by , recalled the smell of a slavesihip
which he had navigated into port years
before. And he was right. This same
vessel was taken , off the Havana , on
her subsequent vbyage , and proved to
have been a Spanish ship from Fer
nando , Veloso river , in the Mozam
bique channel , full of slaves for Cuba.
Her captain explained with delighted
pride his meeting with the flagship off
the cape , and how , seeing a large
man-of-war bearing down upon him ,
with the certainty of capture and no
hope to escape should the ship's
character be known , he adopted the
clever expedient , doubtless not for
the first time , of dressing up a num
ber of his men in wome's attire , a ruse
that was in this instance entirely suc
cessful. All the Year Bound.
Pony Eaces.
One of the most characteristic scenes
of the New Forest is to be seen on the
day of its annual pony races. These
are "for the purpose of improving the
breed of ponies bred in the forest ; "
they take place every August on Bal-
mer Lawn , close to Brockenhurst , the
old Broceste of the "Domesday Book. "
Brockenhurst is about five miles away
across the forest ; it is visible from
Bauelieu heath. - - ,
The little forest ponies are not
troubled by the hundreds that are wor
rying them ; those that have been
trimmed and groomed for the racing
look handsome , spirited little things.
One pretty gray poney with long ,
sweeping tail and mane has won * many
a race on this course , and wins again
to-day ; he has reigned for a long time
as The King of the Forest ; but now ho
belongs to a new owner and bears a
new name. Another well-built pony
"
is trimmed in quite a different style" ;
"
His mane is very short and his "tail
"docked , " in defiance of the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ani
mals. He belongs to a dealer and
must needs present this fashionable
appearance.
The winning-post is surrounded by a
group of people who are really in earn
est about the races ; on each side of it
a small street is created by the various
shows which set up here for the day ,
and up and down this street , between
tho races , wanders an idle throng of
peasants. It is the opinion of the
natives of the New Forest that theso
races are far superior to the Derby ,
the principal reason for this prefer
ence being that the fun goes steadily
on , and waxes hotter as the day
wanes. To an outsider the aspect of
this primitive , old-world-looking dissi
pation is in itself very interesting.
There is a great sobriety about it to
all appearance ; the peasants wander
slowly from one old-fashioned show to
another ; there is nothing out of keep
ing with the lovely setting which sur
rounds the picture. But in the heart
of it there is a fever of excitement ,
after all , which but ill accords with
the placidity of the old forest. Heavy
betting goes on in the group gathered
round the winning-post ; some of the
owners of the ponies , small farmers in
the neighborhood , will stake all they
possess in the world upon a favorite
so that there is quite the air of a min
iature Derby about the scene as the
game little ponies come tearing past
the winning-post , ridden in every con
ceivable fashion by their boy-jockeys.
These are mostly country lads , who
have learned to ride as a fish learns to
swim , but not with quite the same
natural elegance. Now and again
there is a regular jockey among them
one who has perhaps lost his chance
of riding in the large races by reason
of some unprofessional trick who will
come down and ride here , and possibly
make 100 or so. He is easily recog
nized among the others as soon as tho
ponies start by his businesslike style.
The ponies themselves all look exceed
ingly trim ; they have been taken in
for three months , and the attention
they receive converts them into won
derfully pretty creatures. English Il
lustrated Magazine.
Origin of Mosquitoes.
The Indians have a very satisfacto
ry account of the origin of the Monle-
zuma mosquitoes. The legend runs
thus : There were in times of old ,
many moons ago , two huge-feathered
monsters permitted by Manitou to de
scend from the sky and" alight on the
banks of the Seneca river. Their form
was that of a mosquito. They were
so large that they flew toward tho
earth. Standing on either bank , they
guarded the river , and , stretching
their long necks into the canoes of the
Indians as they attempted to paddle
along the stream , gobbled them up as
the stork king in the fable gobbled up
the frogs. The destruction of life was
so great that not an Indian could pass
without being devoured in the at
tempt. It was long before the mon
sters could be exterminated , and then
only by the combined efforts of all
the Cayaga and Onondaga nations.
The battle was terrible , but the war
riors finally triumphed , and the mam
moth mosquitoes were slain and left
unburied. For this neglect the In
dians 'had to pay dearly. The catcass-
es decomposed and the particles , vivi- ;
fied by tho sun , flew off in clouds of
mosquitoes , which have filled the
country ever since. ;
PLAGUE-STRICKEN PLYMOUTH.
Does a Similar Danger Threaten Every
One of Us ? JHo\v Public Attention In
Directed to Personal Peril * .
Rochester ( N. Y. ) Correspondence Indianapo
lis Sentinel.
"Judge , " said a young lawyer to a
very suacessfui senior , "tell me the se
cret of your uniform success at the bar. "
"Ah , young man , that secret is a life
study , but I will give it.to you on con
dition that you pay all my bills during
this session of court. "
"Agreed , sir , " said the junior.
"Evidence , indisputable evidence. "
At the end of the month the judge re-
minded the young man of his promise.
"I recall no such promise. "
"Ah , but you made it"
"Your evidence , please ? "
And the judge , not having any wit
nesses , lost a case for once !
The man who can produce indisputa
ble evidence wins public favor. I had
an interview yesterday with the most
successful of American advertisers ,
whose advertising is most successful be
cause always backed by evidence.
"What styles of advertising do you
use ? " I asked H. H. "Warner , Esq.
"Display , reading matter and para- ,
graphs of testimonials , "
"Have you many testimonials ? "
In answer he showed me a large cab
inet chock-full. "We have enough to.
fill Boston , New York , Chicago , St. '
Louis and Philadelphia morning pa
pers. "
"Do you publish many of them ? "
"Not a tithe. Wonderful as those we
do publish , we have thousands like
them which we cannot use. 'Why
not ? ' Let me tell you. 'Warner's safe
ure' has probably been the most sue- ,
cessful medicine for female disorders
ever discovered. We have testimonials
from ladies of the highest rank , but it'
would be indelicate to publish them.
Likewise many statesmen , lawyers , : '
clergymen , doctors of world-wide fame
have been cured , but we can only refer ,
to such persons in the most guarded ' ,
terms , as we do in our reading articles. "
"Are these reading articles success-
ful ? "
"When read they make such an im- |
presslon that when the 'evil days' of ill.
health draw nigh they are remember.ed ,
1and 1 Warner's safe cure is used.
"No , sir. It is not necessary nowi
as at first , to do much constant and ex-i
, t'ensive advertising. A meritorious.
medicine sells itself after its merits are
I known. We present just evidence ,
enough to disarm skeptics and to im- :
press the merits of the remedies upon *
new consumers. We feel it to be our.
duty to do this. Hence , best to ac- .
complish our mission of healing thej
sick , we have to use the reading article
style. People won't read plain testi- .
' monials. "
"Yes , sir ; thousands admit that had , '
they not learned of Warner's safe cure ;
through this clever style they would-
still be ailing and still impoverishing ,
themselves in fees to unsuccessful )
'practitioners. ' It would do your souli
good to read the letters of thanksgiving }
we get from mothers grateful for the'
perfect success which attends Warner's
safe cure when used for children , and
the surprised gratification with which1
men and women of older years and im- *
' paired vigor testify to the youthful' '
feelings restored to them by the same'
means. "
"Are these good effects permanent ? " .
'Of all the cases of kidney , liver ,
urinary and female diseases we have'
cured , not two per cent , of them report'
a return of their disorders. Who else'
can show such a record ? "
"What is the secret of Warner's safe ;
cure permanently reaching so many
serious disorders ? "
' 'I will explain by anillustration : The
little town of Plymouth , Pa. , has been
plagne stricken for seveial months be- '
I cause its water supply was carelessly
! poisoned. The kidneys and liver are
, the source of physical well-being. If !
polluted by disease , all the blood be
comes poisoned and every organ is af-
fected ami this great danger threatens
t
everyone who neglects to treat himself'
promptly. I was nearly dead myself , '
from extreme kidney disease , but what
is now Warner's safe cure , cured me ,
and I know it is the only remedy in thet
world that can cure disorders , for I
tried everything else in vain. Cured ;
by it myself , I bought it and , from aj
sense of duty , presented it to the world.
Only by restoring kidneys and liver
can disease leave the blood and the
system. "
A celebrated sanitarian physician. '
once said to me , "The secret of the
wonderful success of Warner's safe
cure is that it is sovereign over all kid
ney , liver and urinary diseases , which-
primarily cr secondarily make up the
majority of human ailments. Like all
great discoveries it is remarkably sim
ple. "
The house of H. H. Warner & Co.
stands deservedly high in Rochester ,
and it is certainly matter of congratu
lation that merit has been recognized
all over the world , and that this suc
cess has been unqualifiedly deserved.
Pcy POEXT.
The Drnggisl's "K. "
The letter "R , " with a tall flourish ,
as employed by physicians in prescrip
tions , is the sj'mIX ) ! of Jupiter , under
whose special protection all medicines
we placed. The latter itself ( Recipe ,
take ) and its flourish may be thus par
aphrased : "Under the good auspices of
Jove , the patron of medicines , take the
following drugs in the proportions set
down. "
Health and Education.
The Sisters of the Academy of the
Visitation , Frederick , Md. , are amongst
those in charge of educational institu
tions who use Red Star Cough Cure
and give it to their pupils. They write ,
that they can heartily recommend it to
their friends.
Dr. Mary "Walker has made $2,000 out
of her dime museum engagements.
For Dizziness take Allen's Iron Tonic
Bitters : All genuine bear the signature of 1. F.
Allen , Druggist. St. Paul. Minn.
President Cleveland is passionately fond
ol flowers.
Lame Back ? Hunt's [ Kidney and Liver ]
Remedy cures distressing diseases of dia
betes , gravel , and retention ol urine.
"I can't sleep ! " Sufferers from nervous
prostration , and wasted vitality , can re
gain health by usingHunt's Kidney Remedy.
ON CORNS. "
Aik for Wells * "Hough on Corns. " ISe. Outer ,
complete cure. Hatdorsolt corns , warts , bunions
IF YOU WAIVr A I > OGJ
Send 15 cents for Don BUYERS' GUIDE : 100
engravings , colored plate. Associated Fan
ciers , 237 South Eighth Street. Philadelphia.
We are pleased to learn that so many
of our young friends are preparing to
attend Elliott's Business College at
Burlington , la. It is the finest school
in this country.
Minister Phelps1 ears still ring with the
echo of British cheers.
Higher Prices for Butter *
All dairymen who use Wolls , Richardson
& Co.'s Improved Butter Color hgree that
it increases the value of butter several
cents a pound. It is pure and harmless ,
convenient for instant use , has no taste or
odor , and gives R clear , golden richness to
the butter. It is the very best butter color
obtainable , and is not expensive. In every
state in the Union the demand for it is in
creasing.
Emperor William is not half so sick as
some papers make him out to be.
"ROUGH ON RATS. "
Clears out rats. mice , roaches , flics , ants , bedbugs ,
skunks , chipmunks , gophers. iSc. Druggists.
TheKing of Bavaria is said to have de
veloped into a sort of Caliban.
Halfortf Sauce used at all first-class hotels.
Makes your food more nutritious. _
Sir Henry James is said to be the wittiest
man in London.
_
HEART PAINS.
Palpitation , Dropsical Swellings , Dizziness. In
digestion. Headache , Sleeplessness cured by "Wells
Health _
PATEIVTSoouimeii by i ouialJasscr&Co. , At
torneys , Washington , P.O. Eat'J 18S1. Advice free.
Ayoub Khan's name rightly interpreted
means "Governor Job. "
_
The purejt. sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil In the
world , manufactured from fresh , healthylivers , upon
the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa-
tlentivrho have once taken It prefer It to all others J
Physicians have decided It superior to any of the
other oils In market. Made by Cj.swxLr , HAZZAKD
, &Co. , Neir York.
Chapped Hands , Face. Pimples , and Rough Skin,1
cured by using Juniper Tar Soap , made by CJLSWJCUJ
H AZAED t Co , New York. i
Bobbie Burns is a police justice in Buffalo ,
but a mon's a mon for a" that.
If you are tired taking1 tho largo old-fash
ioned griping1 pills , and are satisfied thai purs
Ing yourself till you ure weak and sick is not
good common-sense , then try Carter's Little
Liver Pills and learn how easy It Is to bo free
from Biliousness , Headache , Constipation ,
and nil Liver troubles. These little pills are
smaller , easier to take and givo quicker re
lief than any pill in use. Forty In a vial. One
a dose. Price 25 cents. _
All Queen Victorias ; children are fond of
the theatre , and go there frequently.
"When Babywas tickwe garo her Castoda ,
"When sho was a Child , sho cried for Castoria ,
When sho became Hiss , sho clung to Caatoria ,
Whan sho had Children , she gavethem Caatoria ,
Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns ,
scalds and rheumatism are relieved by
Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone liniment.
Sold by druggists.
Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul
sions and frequently death. A pleasant ,
safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S
GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all
druggists.
Headaches , constipation , liver complaint ,
billiousness are cured by that mild , cleansing
remedv which never produces pain , EL-
LERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.
Only 25 cents. Sold by druggists.
An economical man will keep the leather
of his harness soft and pliable , which pre
serves it from crackfnc ; or ripping. He al-
was uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.
Sold by all Harness Makers.
One-third of all who die in active middle
life are carried off by consumption. The
most frequent cause is a neglected cold ,
cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or
asthma , all of which may be permanentlv
cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR
AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists.
A farmer's wealth depends on the condi
tion of his stock. When scraggy and feeble
they are especially liable to distempers ,
fevers , co dsand all diseases which destroy
animals. Thousands of dollars are saved
annually by that valuable old stand by ,
UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER.
Restless , fretful , crying children are suffer
ing and need for their relief DR. WIN-
CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is
useful not only for all the disorders of
teething infants , but cures coughs , croups ,
sore throat , colic and cramps of older chil
dren , and should always be kept in every
house for emergencies. Only 25. cents.
Sold by all druggists.
Dr. Talmage speaks of "woman's silent
imperialism. "
Do Yois Feel
All tired out , almost prostratedwithout appctlt *
nervous , depressed , and despondent ? Hood's Sarsa-
parilla will give you strength and vigor , restore and
sharpen your appetite , build up y ur nervous system
and clear your mind.
Do you have pimples and bolls breaking onton
your body , scrofulous sores or bunches , or other In
dications of impure blood ? Hood's Sarsaparilla will
remove every vestige of Impurity and vitalize and
enrich the blood.
Do you have headache. Indigestion , heartburn ,
distress after eating , faintness. or other symptoms of
dyspepsia ? Hood's Sarsaparllla will tone up the dL
digestive organs , remove every disagreeable symp
tom , and completely cure you.
Do you have pains In the back and the disagreeable
evidences of difficulties with the kidneys or liver ?
Hood's Sareaparllla rouses these organs to their
proper duties and enables them to resist the attacks
of disease. Give Ita trial.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
gold by all druggists. (1 ; six for $5. Made only by
C.I. HOOD & CO , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar.
\
.for Infants and Children.
"Castorfa Is so irell adapted to children that
I recommend it as superior to any prescriptioa
known to me. " H. A. ASCHER , SI. D. ,
Ill So. Osford St , Brooklyn , N. Y.
fo ! t nnhooi. 'rciuutnro
I > rnln. and all forms ot Itcbllltr I"M
error , Ignorance. vice or excesses Quickly and Fnsllj-
now flrmlj establ In America olcly on lUmerlt *
( Scaled , f or cents In stamps. ) Gives testimonials , bust-
Bess and medical references. Ac. ConmltBtlo * ITrea.
CIVIA1.K AGENCY. 174 Fulton Bt , New Yorfc.
* * *
. . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 . .
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
. is A rosmvE CUES FOB.
Jill tlioso painful Complaint *
* and M'eakntaxei so common *
* * * * to our best *
r , * FK3ULE rOPULATIOJf. .
Trie * $1 IB IlqaU , pll * r IM ( firm.
n purpose U * oMy for the Itclltmatr healtny /
disease and tht relief of pnln , a U that'it doit ait
it claims to do , : haKsand3ef ladle * cer. gladly testify.
It i Ul cure entirely all Ovarian tronbles , InB mm *
tlon and Ulceratlun , Filling and Displacements , n < t
consequent Spinal VTcainezs , and It particularlr
idaptcdtotho chan : of life. . .
It reraOTea Faintness , Flatulency , destroys all crarlnr
for stimulants , and relleTcs WcaKnet * of tho Stomach.
It cures Bloatlns , U-adachcs , Nerreus rroitratlon.
General Debility , 81eeple neM , Deprcuslou and Ino >
Eestlon. That teeliay ot bearing down , canrtnr pain ,
and backacht Is always permanently cared by Us us .
Send stamp to Lynn , limn. , for pamphlet. Letters o
Inquiry confidentially au werod. rorsalsatdrugyist * .
. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
lr. Uarker , of tho Brighton , England. Hospital ,
says : "IJIdge's Food resembles the mothers mil *
BO closely that Infants arc reared , and well reared ,
exclusively upon It. " Another physician , ac the
headof nn orphan asylum , says : "I hnvubeen using
this preparation for five years or more , and have the
most unbounded faith In It as a diet for Infants up te
say , eighteen months old. "
FARMERS.
This Iswhat Interests
you all. The celebrated ,
La.ix.eo Collar , made Irom j
our IATAGO Oil Tanned i
Leather. Warranted not
to eet hard or crack. You I
can trash them when dirty I
and tcey will keepsott and
pUablo.
Ask jour d ealers for them
Uso them and jou Trill have f
no other.
TANNING CO. ,
LINCOLN , NEBRASKA ,
Manufacturers.
i
Tube Colors , Me. dor. ; Sabla Brushes. Tc. np ;
Jjnsues . 5c. cp ; A-jmiuco. 7cnp _ ; Pallets . fc-t
Anlsts' ZaseU , SOc. ; Artists' Boxes , J1.M ; Panel * ,
.vu. Oils. 12c. : Canvas. 7Sc : Gold Paint. 25 < i
MoreltiM and Trenton Ware for DecoratingFramei
forPlcturesln Gold. Plush. Oak and Bronze. Samp el
of molding. We dozen. Send : cant Stamp ( or Catalozus-
A. HOSPE , Omaha ,
BROWNELL HALL.
Protestant.Episcopal Semlnirfoi
"Voting Ladles.
OMAHA , - NEBRASKA.
The Bishop of Nebraska. Visitor. Theltcr.Rober
Doherty. S. T. DKector , has been ten year * at the
head of the school , and Is assisted by an able and ex
perienced Faculty. The twenty-first year begins
Wednesday , September 9,1885.
For Catalogue and particulars , apply to the Rectoc
leiLLOTT'S
Bold by AJ.L DEALERS throughout the WorM
Gold Ittcdal Paris Exposition , 1873. .
LIQUID
Awarded GOLD MEDAL , LONDON , 1883. Utri
by JIuon & Ilamlin Orgin and Piano Co _ Pullman
Palace Car Co.c. Mfd onlr by the RUSSIA
CEMENTCO. GLOUCESTER. MASS. SOLD
EVERYWHERE. OFff-Sample Tin Can bv UaJUa
metKale relief 'm the worst cascs nsnres coinf art-
oSocta cnres where aJl others fail.
R. U. AWARE
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* THAT
arillard's Climax Plug
bearing a red tin toy ; that larOlxnl't
K * c I > e f flno cut ; that Lorlllard'c
Kary Clipping * , and. t tat Lorlllard's SamfTs , art
th best * nd cheapest , quality considered ?
Eggs far Haiclilai ad Fowls for Silc.
Send for free IHostratcd catalogue and
SUT
franklin , Xeb.
"THE BEST IS CHEAPEST. "
ETCHES ,
HorsePeers
( Suited to all sections. ) .
and Prices to The Aultman < t Taylor Co. . JIan jflc-Itl. OhJ < v
DIP nCCCD To Introduce them , we
Dm UrrtHi win GIVK AWATJ
l.OOO Self-Operating Washing Machines , ll
you want one send us your name , 1 * . O. ans
express olHce at once. TJIK > 'AT1OX-
AL CO. . ii5 Dcy Street. Jf. V. _
LAD * AGEHTS ,
employment and good salary
sellins Queen City Skirt and
outfit irf-c. Addres" ! Cincinnati
Suspender Co. . Cincinnati , O
Omaha Commercial. Send name for
COLLEGE Catalogue and specimen of pemaa
ship. M.G. KOHCUOUGH. Prlnclpa
.Morphine Habit Cnred In IO
Jo 2o days. NoparUil Curad.
1)1. j. STsruKus. Lebanon , Ohio
Caatoria rares Colic , Constipation ,
Sour Stomach , Diarrhoea , Eructation ,
Kills "Worms , gives sleep , and promotes di
gestion.
Without injurious medication.
THE CZSTAUB COEPAMY , 1S3 Fulton Street , X.
T BEST WATERPROOF RIDING COAT.
CoTOTtt. t ] * ne. ndwmke pyoadr/lB nritonn.
Bold ererywhoa. Uli-itrated otalecoe frcn. A.J. Tower. BoMra.
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