The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, June 25, 1885, Image 7

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    Peart. "
"I was right peart till the
sot in , " said a suffering old man. who
lived near the swamp. Fact is , wher
ever you live you can t be "right poarb"
if 3 ou are a victim of this troublesome
disease. Captain C' . W. Hotsenpillcr.
Springfield , O. , says : "I found great
relief from inflammatory rheumatism
by using Brown's IronBittcrs. " Thou
sands of other people have found sim
ilar relief.
Paul J. Hayno , the southern muse , ia
feet in his stockings.
fOR DISEASES of horses nnd cattle , notlitnar
r compares with Veterinary Carbollsalve. It Is
the only preparation that leaes no tear and Inva
riably grows the hair In its original color , bold by
druggists at SO cents and UD.
Halford Saucer TrIt on your beam. It li
delicious. Sold everywhere.
Secretary Bayard weighs 202 pounds.
He is uleo a good man.
CUR ES
Rheumatism , neuralgia , Sciatica
Lumbago , Backache , Headache , Toothache ,
,
Burns , Scal ls , Frost Uitcs ,
JIXD jlLL OTlirtt BODILY PUSS AM > ACHES.
Bold ty Dmsslittanil Dealers verTvhere. Fifty OeuU * bottle ,
Direction * Ic 11 LJIDIUIKCE.
THE CHAl&ES A. VOGELEtt CO.
B ltl iar .3U.r.8.JU
FEVER
J season uearly over ? ono needs to uso tome
tort of tonic. IKON enters into almost every phy
sician's prescription for tliOEanho need building up.
BRQU5
THE
BEST-TONIC.
Weakness , T'osslti'dct J.nrk of
for , & -c. , It HA ! ? FO KQIIAI , , . and
tho on ! v Iron medicine that IB not injuriooB.
It Knriclics the Blood , Invigorates the
tjT&tcm , Restores AppctitcAfasIiresUon
It does not blacken or injure the tooth , causa hta-J-
&cho or produce constipation-other Ironncdicixc * do
Dn. G. H. BiNXLTsr , a. leading physician of
Springfield. O. , gays :
"Brown's Iron Bitters is a thorcneWy xl medi
cine I use it in my practice , and find its action
excels all other forms of iron. In weakness or a low
condition of the system. Brown's Iron Bitters is
usually a positive neccEaty. It is U that is claimed
Genuine has trade mark and crossed redUines oa
wrapper. Take no other. Wads only by
BROWN CHEMICAL CO. , BALTIMOKK.MD.
LADIza'HAJvDBooE usafnl and attractive , con
\ taining list of pnres for recipos. information about
coins , etc. . civen nway by all dealers in medicine , or
mailed to any address on receipt of So. etuap.
* '
b * .
MMlspitei in tie BROAD CLAIM glMuoi
VSRTBESTOPEEATINJ. ( ,
QUICKEST SELLING AND .
Ever offered to the public *
I
k-
BITTERS ,
If youwish to be relicTed ot those terrible Side
HeadaclieB and that miserable Sour StoKi-
aclu It wfll , when taken according to direc
tions , cure any case of Sick ZEeadacbo
or Sour Stomach. It cleans the lining of
etomacli and boivels , promotes healthy
action and sweet secretions. It mates pnre
blood and gives it free flow , thus sending
nutriment to every part It ia the safest ,
neediest and surest Vegetable Hemedy
ever invented for all diseases of tha atomacb.
andlirer.
J.H. Moore , ofFarmlneton. Mich. , gays : My
ts Buffering from Sick Headache and Sour
Stomach iras terrible. Ono bottle of Hops
and Malt Bitters cured me.
Do not c t Hop and Itlalt Bitters con
foundedwith inferior preparations of similar
name. For sale by all cruegitts. ,
HOPS & HALT BITTERS CO , DETROIT , MICH. '
Hosteller's Btom-
ch Elucrs conquers
and prevents ma
larial fevers , dv-t-
peptla. en rente con
stipation , a tendency
to kidney and bltd-
der ailments and
rhemnatlFm , and is
of the greatest value
in cases of bodily
trouble arising from
weakness. Old peo
ple are greatly aided
by it , and It is highly
serviceable to con
valescents and ladle *
In dellcete health. It
is , moreover a use
ful medicine to take
wllu one on lone
Journeys , and coun
teracts the effects of
mental exhaustion.
Fcr sale by all Drue-
Klsts and Dealers
centrally.
*
PASSING EVENTS.
Nashville has 189 lawyers.
Nevada's population includes eight
thousand Indians.
Atlanta is still suffering from her
walking-match craze.
The Good Templars have seven
thousand members in Virginia ,
A widow ia Wilton , Conn. , says she
never intends to marry again. She is
104.
Nevada prohibits boys under 20
years of ago from carrying dangerous
weapons.
1 The bouse of commons at Ottawa
had its longest sitting on record on the
franchise bill.
I Even base-ball has been turned to
the advantage of the Earthoidi pedes
tal in some places.
Steamboat communication between
Fernandina , lla. , and Savannah , Ga. ,
has boon discontinued.
The pearl fisheries off the Lower
California coast are said to have pro
duced $15,000,000 last year.
All of the public school buildings in
New York are to bo connected with
the city's fire alarm system.
The Bostonians are kicking terribly
against the enforcement of the new
law curtailing drinking : hours.
An enterprising hen belonging to R.
L. Pardin , of Hawtinsville , Ga. , has
produced a quarter of a pound egg.
j Three physicians of New Haven ,
Conn. , utilize the bicycle as a mode of
conveyance in making their daily calls.
The western recipe for planking a
shad is , plank down your money and
let the restaurateur furnish the shad.
Corn-planting has been completed in
the southwestern counties of Virginia.
The acreage is much larger than usu
al.
An enterprising Creole of New Or
leans is said to have had three hundred
articles rejected before one was pub
lished.
A sea-gull measuring 4 feet G inches
trom tip to tip of wings was caught in
a trap on Wolf island , Quebec , a few
days ago.
Dandelion parties , at which young
ladies and gentlemen hunt out the
weeds on the lawn , are the latest
amusement in Philadelphia.
The Indians on the Bad river , en
couraged bthe ' success of the pale
face , are p'reparing to plant a large *
acreage of corn the coining season.
South Carolina people complain that
they sre unable to buy good strawber
ries in their markets for the reason
that the best are shipped north for bet
ter prices.
A smile went round the supreme-
court room the other day when tho
bachelor judge announced that for the
rest of the term tho court would prob
ably be consecrated to aivorce.
Floridians are much exercised about
the proposed convention for tho
amendment of the state constitution.
Meetings for the election of delegates
to the same are being held all over the
state.
Knoxvillc , Tenn. , is said to be the
only city in the United States of thirty
thousand inhabitants , and having rail
roads , steamboats , telegraphs , and
telephones , that publishes no paper on
Monday.
A New York wedding is to be cele
brated with the addition of a fox bunt
after the breakfast , in compliment to
the bride , who is "a fine equestrienne. "
Such a unique affair is characteristic
of New York society.
A wonder in confectionery was a
sngar scene of the camp of the survi
vors at Cape Sabine , with the relief
ships Thetis and Bear in the distance
and a sledge of supplies being drawn
to the starving men.
The first shipment of red slate ever
made to Europe was sent last week
by J. S. Herbert , of North Granville ?
N. Y. It is a fact not generally known
that the only red slate in the world is
found in four towns of Washington
county.
A citizen of Ithaca , N. Y. , had been
working for five yeais to obtain bacK
pension money , and a few days ago
papers granting him § 1,500 were re
ceived. But he had been dead lor sev
eral weeks. Red tape cheated him
out of his due.
A considerable number of shad have
been caught in the Alabama and Ohio
rivers this season as a result of the
shad-hatchinjr operations of the Uni
ted States Fish commission on the
Potomac , from which the young shad
were distributed.
A child was born m Napa county ,
California , which weighed but two
pounds. It is a boy , perfectly organ
ized and formed. An ordinary finjrer
ring could be slipped over his hand
and clear up to the elbow. His total
length is not ever eleven inches.
Hero is a problem that has puzzled
some of the best arithmeticians : "If
a man puts § 100 in bank the day he is
21 years of age , what sum must he add
to it yearly to have $50.000 the day he
is 50 years of age , receiving 6 per cent
comp'oundinterest on his money ? "
Connecticut's new law concerning
obscene and immoral publications pro
hibits the sale , gift , etc. , not only of
indecent and obscene books and pa
pers , but also such as are devoted
wholly or principally to the publica
tion of criminal news , or pictures and
stories of deeds of bloodshed , lust and
crime.
A curious denizen of the deep was
lately caught in a shad net at Ocean
View , Cal. It was thirty-five inches
long and twenty-seven inches across
the back , with teeth similar to those
of a rattlesnake , knitting-needle smell
ers , two protectors on each side in the
shape of spears , and rubber-fins. It
also had two feet under its belly like
those of a frog. It weighed forty
pounds.
The present outlook for the coming
hop crop is very unfavorable in New
York state. In"the central southern
tier of counties the intense cold of the
past winter has damaged A greater
share of the yards to quite an extent.
In most old yards fully half have been
winter killed , and will be plowed up
after harvest. So says Tlie. Country
Gentleman , which is excellent author-
ity.
1
A SINGULAR BOOK.
Scintillating with Sarcasm and Bril
liantvltli Trntli.
New Vork Cor. American Kural Home.
Chap. I. "Has Malaria ; " goes to
Florida.
Chap. U. "Overworked ; " goes to
EuropcA
Chap IIL "Has Rheumatism ; " goes
tc Ems.
Chap. IV. Has a row with his Doc
tor I
T > fi Above chapters , Mr. Editor , I find
In H book recently published by au
fiuon } inotis author. I have read a deal
of * sjcasm in rny day , but ! never read
anythingequal to the sarcasm herein
eoiiL inert. I suspect the experience
portrave i is a personal one ; in short ,
Lbe s-cthor intimates as much on page
31. Lf-t me give you a synopsis.
Malaria , ' as it states , is the cloak
withwhich superficial physicianscover
op a multitude of ill feelings whicA they
do not understand , and do not much
care to investigate. It is also a cover
tor such diseases as they cannot cure.
When they advise then ? patient to
travel or that bo has overworked and
needs rest and is probably suffering
from malaria , it is a confession of ig
norance or of inability. The patient
goes abroad. The change is a tonic
and for a time he feels better. Comes
home. Fickle appetite , frequent head
aches , severe colds , cramps , sleepless
ness , irritability , tired feelings , and
general unfitness for business are suc
ceeded in due time by alarming attacks
of rheumatism which flits about the
body regardless of all human feelings.
It is muscular in his back. Articu
lar in his joints. Inflammatory , my !
how he fears it will fly to his heart !
Now off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there , of course , to
get well ; at the same time he does not
really want him to die on his hands !
That would hurt his business !
Better for a few days. Returns.
After a while neuralgia transfixes him.
He bloats ; cannot breathe ; has pneu
monia ; cannot walk ; cannot sleep on
his left side ; is fretful ; very nervous and
irritablej is pale and flabby-has ! fre
quent phills and fevers , everything
about him seems to go wrong ; becomes
suspicious ; musters up strength and de
mands to know what is killing him !
"Great heavens ! " he cries , "why
liave have you kept me so long in ig
norance ? "
"Because , " said she doctor , "I read
your fate five years ago. I thought
best to keep you comfortable and ig
norant of the facts. "
He dismisses his doctor , but too
late ! His fortune has all gone to fees.
But him , whatTiecomes of him ?
The other day a well known Wall
street banker said to me , "it is really
astonishing how general Bright's dis
ease is becoming. Two of my personal
[ fiends are now dying of it. But it is not
incurable I am certain , for my nephew
was recently cured when his physicians
said recovery was impossible. The
case seems to me to be a wonderful
IB. " This gentleman formerly repre
sented his government in a foreign
country. He knows , appreciates and
declares the value of that preparation ,
because his nephew , who is a son of
Danish Vice Consul Schmidt , was pro
nounced incurable when the remedy ,
Warner's safe . "Yes "
cure , was begun. ,
said his father , "I was very skeptical
but since taking that remedy the boy is
well. "
I regret to note that ex-President Ar
thur is said to be a victim of this terri
ble disease. He ought to live but the
probabilities are that since authorized
remedies can not cure him , his physi
cians will not advise him to save his
life , as so many thousands have done ,
by the use of Warner's safe cure which
Gen. Christiansen , at Drexel , Morgan
& Co.'s , told me he regarded "as a won
derful remedy. "
Well , I suspect the hero of the book
cured himselt by the same means. The
internal evidence points very strongly
to this conclusion.
I cannot close my notice of this book
better than by quoting his advice to his
readers :
"If , my friend , you have such an ex
perience as I have portrayed , do not
put your trust in physicians to the ex
clusion of other remedial agencies.
They have no monopoly over disease
and I personally know that many of
them are so very 'conscientious' that
they would far prefer that their patients
should go to heaven direct from their
powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use of any
'unauthorized' means. "
And that the author's condemnation
is too true , how many thousands duped ,
and yet rescued , as he was , can per
sonally testify ?
The D'octor's Adyice.
T. Gmet an old friend , who was
formerly a prosperous young lumber
man up North , but whose bad habits of
drinking resulted as they often do ,
though he has since reformed and is
trying to do better. "How are you ? "
said T. G. "Prettywell , thank ycu ,
Irak I have jnst been to a doctor to have
him look at my throat. " "What's the
matter ? " "Well , the doctor couldn't
give me any encouragement. At least ,
he couldn't find what I wanted him to
find. " " What did you expect him to
find ? " "I asked him to look down my
throat for the sawmill and farm that
had gone down there. " "And did he
see anything of it ? " "No , but he ad
vised me , if ever I had another rniTl to
tun. it by water. "
The distinguished U. S. Senator from
Indiana , Hon. Daniel W. Voorhees ,
certifies that in a case of rheumatism in
the back , he obtained instantaneous re
lief from St. Jacobs Oil. He says it is
a remarkable remedy.
Contented irith His lot.
A Sunday-school teacher said to little
Johnny :
"You must never envy those littie
children who are rich and wear fine
clothes. "
"I don't , not the first dog-goned bit"
"Why don't you envy them , Johnny ? "
"Because they have to wear clean
clothes , and they can't wade about in
the mud , and they have to say please to
everybodywhoopee ! " GalvestonNews.
Gladstone dislikes tourists ao mucli as he
does interviewers.
A Japanese FcstlyaL
The tide of progression has rapidly
advanced in Japan , and its women are
being emancipated , both socially and
domestically. Tho Tokio Times thus
describes a recent festival on the
grounds of the Emperor's palace :
"Many Indies were present , Japanese
and foreign the formerit was pleasant
to note , aa completely at their ease and
as keen for enjoyment as if participat
ing in a Thames picnic as several of
them had , doubtless , done. Some , in
deed , wore actually unattended by their
hnabauds , and yet the earth did not
heave'-with indignation nor Fnziyama
roar in eruptive protest. The sun shone
and the trees nodded approvingly in
the light breeze just as if no social mar
vel were manifesting itself in that an
tique stronghold of tradition and im
movable routine. "
When you visit New York City , via Central
depot , save Baggage Expressage and $3 Car
riage Hire , andstop at the Grand Union Hotel ,
opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant
rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars ;
$1 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele
vator. Restaurant supplied with the best.
Horse-cars , stages and elevated railroad to all
depots. Families can live better for less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any
other first-class hotel In the city.
King John of Abyssina is nothandsome ,
but he has a good head.
The Boss Collar Pad of zinc and leather Is
unquestionably the best pad ever made. Hu
manity demands Its use on every horse wear-
Ing a Hame collar. It prevents chafing and
positively cures sore necks. It Is manufac
tured by DexterJJurtis , Madison , Wis.
' 'Ouida" is fair , famous and forty-five ,
but not fat.
The simplest nnd best regulator of the Dis
ordered Liver in the world are Carter s Little
Liver Pills. They give prompt Toliof In Sick
Headache , Dizziness , Nausea , &c. ; prevent
nnd cure Constipation nnd Piles ; remove bal-
lowness nnd Pimples from the complexion ,
nnd are mild nnd gentle in their operation on
the bowels. Carter's Little Liver "Pills are
small and as easy to take as sugar. One pill
a dose. Price 25 cents.
It's a gnurly apple that catchs the worm.
In 1850 "Brown's Bronchial Troches"
were introduced , and their success as a
cure for Colds , Coughs , Asthma and Bron
chitis has been unparalleled.
Bismarck's income is § 6 an hour , or 120
beers. .
"Kounn ON CORNS. "
Ask for TVells' "Rough on Corns. " 15c. Qnlcft ;
complete cure. Hard or sott corns , warts , bunions
The average life of man is three score and
ten but the ladies never grow old.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell It.
25c.
25c.Mrs.
Mrs. R. B. Hayes is noted for her unos
tentatious philanthropy.
For cuts from barbed wire fence , sore shoulders ,
Mcks and open sores on animals , use Stetaart't
Heating Powder , 75 and 50 cts. a box.
The Arab women are said to be the
homeliest women on earth.
HEART PAINS.
Palpitation , Dropsical Swellings , Dizziness. In
digestion. Headache , fclcepIeBsness cured by Well *
Health BencwejV ]
The Prince of Wales boils in his onions in
milk rather than doctorhis breath.
MZXSMAU'S PEPTOUIZID BECK TOITIO , tho only
preparation of beef containing Its ZNTIKE NUTKITIOUS
pr.opEr.Tics. It contains blood making force , gener
ating and life sustaining properties ; Invaluable for
Indigestion , dyspepsia , nervous prostration , and all
forms of general debility : also. In all enfeebled con
ditionswhether the result of exhaustion , nervous
prostration , overwork or acute disease , particularly If
resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell , Haz
ard & Co. , Proprietors , Kuw York. Sold by druggists.
Speaker Carlisle has a high opinion of
the present administration.
"VThen Baby TTM slot , ire gave her Castorla ,
When sho was a Child , she cried for Castoria ,
When she became Miss , sho clung to Castoria ,
When she had Children , she gare them Castoria ,
Rev. Dr. Talinage is insured for § 60,000.
He is a sensible man.
_
"ROUGH ON RATS. "
Clears out rats. mice , roache" . flic" , ants , bedbugs ,
tVunks , chipmunk ? , gophers. iSc. Druggltts. i
The Duke of Argyle is considered one of
the best orators of the English peerage.
Don't Skip This. .
So many schemes are put before the public
for tho Increase of newspaper circulation ,
which seem to be plausible and yet are fraud
ulent , that when a legitimate , honest effort is
made to build up tho circulation of a legiti
mate , honest paper , by legitimate , honest
means , people who have been so many times
duped are very slow to respond to the genu
ine scheme. We are led to this train of
thought by a perusal of the advertisement of
TUB AMERICAN EURAL HOME , of Eochester.
N. T. , published in this issue of our paper , to
which we call tho attention of our readers.
Wo are acquainted with both paper and pub
lishers and take pleasure in recommending It
as one of the very best farm and family jour
nals in this country. Every person who
sends one dollar for a year's subscription to
she paper receives a handsome present
which is donated by the advertising patrons
of the paper. These premiums consist of Cat-
Je , Land , Beapers and Mowers , Plows , Books ,
Pictures , Organs and thousands of other val
uable articles. TheEural Home Co. ia en
dorsed by Hon. Cornelius B. Parsons , Mayor
of Eochester , to whom you can write if you
have any doubts as. o its reliability. It will
pay you to send for sample copy it nothing
more than to got a look at this great twelve-
page , sbrty-column illustrated paper. Ad
dress Eural Home Co. Limited , Eochester ,
N. T. _
Senator Vest objects to beingpulleddown
jy the press. _
Endorsement l > y the Governor of tlie
State of Missouri.
Governor Phelps , of the State of Mis
souri , says : ' 'Dr. D. E. Dickerson , of Kan
sas City , is of the medical profession and
las a high repute as a Physician and Sur-
; eon. He is one of thefounders of the Sur-
jical institute at Kansas City. I commend
lim to the favorable consideration of gen
tlemen whom he may meet. "
President Cleveland takes pride in paving
iis fare when he rides on railroads.
TYNCECOLOCIST.
DISEASES OF WOMEN.
Paxton Hotel , - Omaha , IVel > .
Asic your dealer for a CAPITAL
CITY WHIP and be surprised.
TheraresomethlncwoBderful. In-
Istonyoardealerorderlngthe CJLTITAI , crrr waxr , JJ
hey do not carry them In stock. A. J. Gnsttn A Co. ,
Jncoln. y eb. _
Water Gas Fuel.
ashes , dirt , smoke or smell. Can be placed In any
tore. Burns three parts water to one of ou. Writ *
at'once for descrlpth e circular.
_ C. 3I.J3ATOX & CO. , Omaha. Neb.
P" "Wholesale nnd Retail fm
Fu R n i T u R
DEWEY & STONE , Omaha , Mtb.
RABiAl n A nrw treatment. No Knife.
I A N I Is R ' r. Ko Fain. W. C.
ia tB
ISK aHI Payne. Marahalltown , lowa.
TV. N. 17 Omaha , 264 26. 1
TO ADVEKTI8EBS ple&ae
eay you B TT tho adYertlBementiathla papa I
Vigor anil Vitality
Are given to the whole system by the purifying
toning , and strengthening Influence of Hood's Sarsa <
parilla. If you feel "nil gone. " arc dubllltatcJ by
disease , or the effects of changing weather. Hood's
Sarsaparllla will build you up. We do not usk you to
take this medicine merely because of what we say.
The thousands of people who testify- Its favor
should certainly convince jou of Its great medicinal
merit.
"I used Hood's Sarsaparllla last spring and can
truly say It helped we very much. To those suffer
ing with bilious complaints , nervous prostration , or
rheumatism , I earnestly recommend It , " JIus. E.
CARPENTER , Kalamazoo , Mich.
Hood's Sarsaparllla as a'bloodpurlflerhas no equal.
It tones the system , strengthens and Invigorates ,
giving new life. I have taken It far kidney com
plaint with the best results ; ha\c used several bot-
tlesln my family and am siUlsQed that Its reputation
Is merited. " D. R. SAOUKUS , 81 1'eari Street , Cin
cinnati , Ohio.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 1 : sli for * 5. Made only by
C-1. HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar.
Doctor. "Yes : yon are bilious. Justcetabor of
Wright's ladian Vegetable Pulg ; they will care yon. "
FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS.
Bilious Complaints arc caused by torpidity , con
gestion , or the clceration of the liver.
The symptoms arc dark , greasy , yellow skin , a
brown or whitish , coat to the tongue , appetite irreg
ular , often a dry cough at nfcht.
The skin sometimes breaks out into pimples and
soresand the whole system is out of order.A right's
Indian Vegetable Pills arc one of the very best
remedies known for any form of these troubles , and
Trill certainly relievo the sufferer. They arc purely
vegetable , made from the bert drugs'by competent
hands , and givo satisfaction. They arc very gentle
la their action , cansingjio griping or unpleasant feel
ing to the most delicate. A trial will convince any
one troubled with biliousness that Wright's In.
uion Vegetable Pills is the medicine he needs.
I nsed by thousands of first class Wannfachrrers < * / - *
and Mechanics on their best work. .Received
. . ' . .
COLD MEDAL.I/ondon.'SS.PrenonncedrfronjMt - -
fluikmrrn. ScndcardofdMlerirliodoeinotkeep IIBOQ
UmtliflTe2ceUmpiforSAMPLCCAMt"w
Eendfor Circulars. GEO. R-RATHBtTRS' , TrlnclpaL
_ _ _
Tube Colors , We. doz. ; Sable Brushes. Tc. up ;
Bristles , Sc. up ; Plaques , 7c up , I'allet * . &C.J
Ar-ist * ' Easels , Me. ; Artlits * Bores , ? 1-S > ; PansU ,
lOe. Oils , IJc. : Canvas , 75c ; OoiU Paint. x.
Novelties and Trenton Ware for Decorating. Fnxmei
forHcturcsln Gold. I'lush. Oak and Bronze. Snmp es
of moldloc. & > c dozen. Send 2 cent Stamp for Catalogue.
A. HQSPE , Omaha.
R. U. AWARE
THAT
Lorillard's OlSnas
; that LorfllanTa
K ro Ienf flme out ; that Lorlllard'i
Xa.Ty Clipping * , andthat Lorlllird's HnaflBar
th best and cheapest , quality considered ?
J Sure relief
' " 50'
KIDDER'S PASTILLES. ibymall. StowfH.tCo.
thmr1nctf\nm
\ If a mm
CQNSU
I hava a p Mltlre rmdy for tae above disease ; by 1 ts
sa thomtnilsofcaieiot the worst Had and of lone
ills efficacy , that I will eendlWO BOTTLES FEES ,
> -etherwltna. VAUTABI.ETP.EJLTISE on thl dltsoM
"anTsaflerer. Giro express niir O.r.4dr ; s.
* JJH. T. A. SLOcail , 111 PearlSt. , Now York.
"THE BEST IS CHEAPEST. "
ENGINES , '
HorsePowers Hllfc.OHt.tlO CIoTcrHulIers
( Suited to all recUons. ) WriteforFnncillas.Pamphlet
andPrirestoThoAultman&Taylor Co. llansflcld.Ohio
I
. . LYDIA E. PIHKUAM'S * .
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
. is A roarnvn cons FOR
AH tioj ! painful Complaint *
* and Wcakiifkxcii no common *
* * * to fccst * * *
* * * our * * *
. , * FKSALE I'OrULiTIOX. * .
Trie * $1 la lliniiJ , pill or latent * farm.
J13 purpose it tolely for t\e legitimate healing of
disease and the relief of pnla. and that it dees all
it claims to do , fAoiisantfc of ladles ear jtadly testify.
It will euro entirely all O Ycrian troubles. Inflamma
tion ami Ulcemtlon , Killlrir and Displacements , and :
consequent Spinal Weakness , acd Is particularly
adapted to tho chance of llfo. „ . *
for stimulants , and reueTcs Weaknoss of the Stomach.
It cure * Dlattbi ? . Uendachta , Nerroui l > ro tration >
Otneral Drbillty , .Slo-plcjxiieKS. Depression and Indl-
CnUon. That fcellni ? of bearlne doxrn , cauMne pain ,
and bncticho. Is al\ray permanently rural by its nw.
Send stamp to Lrnn , Ma . . for pamphlet. Lettars p
Inquiry confidentially niwwered. fortaleatdruggitt * .
60S &G03 WfANOOTTE ST. , KANSAS CITY , MO.
S nlir Gradaita ia Usiklnj. 17 yrjFrietiJJ
' 18 In Chlcneo. Authorized to treat all
Chronic. Nerrous nnd Siwclal DUeoxes ,
Seminal Weakness ( Nlcbt Losses ) , Saz-
nal Debility ( Loss cf Sexual 1'onerl.io.
GutnntjCmor money refunded. Ch rrc *
low. Ace > nd experience ire importing No
mercury or Injurious tncdiclnrs uied. No time loit front
buimeit. Fsllents from a dutanre tmted by null. Aledl-
cmei KBtrrerjrwhere frtt from nze or hrcikire. S ( te jour
CSK nd irnd for termi. Coniiilution frrc mid confidenbsJ ,
A HOOK for boia itref , llluitd , sent sestedfurCcin lumps.
n U I" ! I RSI ATI C RHTheGREAT TURKISH
KHEUmfiTlSnfl RHEUHATIC CURE.
A posrnvE CTJUE far nnruMATisxr. ssoo for Dy
cuethn trealmeatfuli to cura or help. tireuettdiicoTery
in uintli of medicine One deie fives relief rewdu r -
moref f < Terand pain ra Join'.i ; Cure completed lu 5 to Tdij * .
Send ittteinent ef rn with ittnip Tor Cimil n. Cult , or ad.
Ur.Hendcrson,60G\yyandotteSf.iKan asCily.Mo.
A NEW DEPARTURE
mm MILLS _
Thrown in and out of wind by
roTolnng tho poop rod. duintr
uirity with nil Icvcrnpulleys , olinlnn , nnd
wires peculiar to all other milli. Has a 1)KAI >
1 < OCK. to pro tent wheel nmningwhen oat of gear.
Simple , btronsfj and Uornhlc. Fully \ \ ur-
rnnted. ftf ClYK ACJJirsTS WANTKO.
btatlstlcs show tlmt the mortality amoni ; children
Is far Rreater In the summer inon' hs than nt any othei
season. Healtl and perfect action of this bowels arc
assurcdfoy tlienseot IJIdgu's Food. U Is neutral In
Its action. Is readily taken by the little ones , occa
sions no tax upon the dlgcstuc organa. and Is as-
glmllatudwhen the stomach rejects all else.
DR. A. C. SAB1M.
Twenty Years * Kxperlence In
dl ci cs treitcdsacccjifnllT
andCU KKO.f uch as Prolep-
sus.O\arlan trouble ? . Inflam II
mation ami Ukcratlons , Fall-
Ing and D hplacemrnt of tha
Womb. b.iln.il Weakness , and
Ch mgc of Life , and all form )
of KIJJNEV troubles. Can
rdlevein all aiid positively cure most of those com
plaints ondneaknciscs so common to womankind.
Lunc diseases. Liver complaint * and all dlseaseaof J
private nature successfully treated. C'A C-EKS
treated and cared.
Letters of Inquiry confidentially answered.
Address 1 > K. A. C. SAIilX ,
Itcatrlcc , Neb.
This la the Easiest Hunningr
ever made. It brings the cutting !
to tho surface at each stroke of the
drill. &cndr.orourcircularandse <
why the hon > o U taken away and *
man pushing
tho lever.
Circular !
Free I
.LOOMIS&NYMAH ,
TIFFIN , OHIO.
THE
COLLAR PAD
Cf Zinc & Leather.
It will po-ltlvely Preient chafing and cure FOTB
"Wither * . Horse can be worked while cure Is per
fected. Har ess makers will refund money If n
EatUCoJ after . days trial.
OKATCIC CLKTIS.MadlHon.WIs.
iOUSAMPSCBVEM AWAY
'Ns. EVERY NEW SUBSCRIBER / /
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TO THE PUBLIC.
Rochester , N.Y. , Mar. sr , 1885.
I am acquainted with the publishers
> f the AMERICAN RURAL HOME , and I'
xlieve they will fulfil every guarantee
ef Rochester for
they make to the public.
ten years fmt. )
RURAL HOME CO.t Limited , ROCHESTER. N.Y.
Be Best
Waterproof
! - trrntirafrpft d Trill k p yon &ej
in the hirdert itorm. The new POAtM EL SLICKElt j a perfect rldine coot ,
nd COTO * the entire ( addle. Beware of imiuliont. f > one cenuiae without the
"fish Broad" trade-mark. JllmtratedCtUlogoefree. A J.Tower , Botton Uu
YOUNG
TVTiohave trifled away thelryonthfalvigor and power , who ar
DRAINS and ITO&SES , who "e weak ,
iivvn tM
. . . . E ofallagex. who nd their POWER
and vitality , verve and SEXL'AL &TKBNGTH weakened by carry
habits or fcXCESSEScan recel\e a positiro and lasting CUKE.
> O matter of bow lone standing the cme may be , or who na3 failed to
cure , by a few week * or months use of the celebrated
At home without exposure. Inin S time , and for 1.KSS moner than
any other method In the world. Weak back , headache. EMISSIONS.
lassltude.lo of splrlti ami ambition.sloomythoushta.drcadful dreams ,
defective memory. IMl'OrEXCK , fltR. Inpcdlments to marrUire
and many other symptoms leading to COSSfjfPTJO.V. or INSAXIttl
are promptly remo * ed by this treafmcnt-andvisorous manhood restored.
Married men , t > r those who intend to marry ,
REMEMBER , peifectsexual stren th means health , vigorous
offepnne. Ion ? life and the l > vo and respecter a faithful
true. v > eak men sliouiii be iestoredo vigorand m nhojd ! > efore mdr.ria.re. Proof * , ten.
tlmonlalsandva uable treatise 2 at raps. ( Kstabllshed in 1817. )
Address , The Climax Medical Co. . 175St. Louis. Mo.