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* Rnplnre , Breach or Hernia. New guaranteed cure for worst cases without use of knife. There is no long- 2r any need for wearing awkward , 2iimbersorae trusses. Send two letter Jtamps * for pamphlet and references. World's Dispensary Medical Associa tion , 663 Main Street , Buffalo , N. Y. Herman Strcckcr , a Reading stone-cutter , 'l < l5 the largest collection of butterflies In the iroria. boarding houses and restaurants ei- J0. . Is It Rot Singular ilmt consumptives should bo the least apprehensive of their own condition , while all their friends are urging and beseeching them to be more careful about exposure and overdoing. It may well be considered one of the most alarming symptoms of the disease , where the patient is reckless and will not believe that ho is in danger. Head er , if you are in this condition , do not neglect the only means of recovery. Avoid exposure and fatigue , be regular in your habits , and use faithfully of Dr. Pierco's "Golden Medical Discov ery. " It has saved thousands who were . steadily failing. David Dudley Field thinks that when New York and Brooklyn are incorporated into one city they should drop the old names and become "Manhattan. " _ Don't hawk , hawk , blow , spit , and disgust everybody with your offensive breath , but use' Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy and end it. Her Choice of Apostles. "And so you've named your baby , have you ? " "Oh , yes. " "What is it you call him ? " "Thomas Muscovy Martin Luther Benson. " " "The poor little toad ! Why did you load it down with so much name ? " "Well , it jeemed as though I couldn't slight my pwn brother , and I insisted on Muscovy on his account. " "But how about Martin Muther ? You wasn't under any special obligations to him. " "No , but my husband was determined that he must be named after one of the apostles tles , and Martin was my choice of the lot. " Chicago Ledger. Mrs. Langtry's Little Chinaman. r At this moment a vision in blue ap peared before me. It was no other Unm Wong Mo to come to call "Mad am. " Wong Mo is the patronymic of Mrs. Langtry's little Chinaman , who hails from San Francisco. Although he has only seen thirteen summers , his face is stern and grave as a man's of fifty. His good qualities are absolute devotion to an indulgent mistress and hn imperfect knowledge of English , which keeps his tongue from waggin , His temper is not always well oile The other day he cut off his pigtail in a fit of passion. As for dress , he wears many coats and many petticoats. He , is magnificent , and in his own country might pass for a mandarin. Wong Mo is a lucky boy. Pall Mall Gazette. The Little Boy Obeyed Orders. I will tell you a funny little story , which 1 solemnly assure you is true. ! A.t a Christmas dinner given by a well know charity organization , a _ lady , who was on the reception com mittee , had among other duties to at tend to the removal and care of the outside clothing of the children. In the bustle of several arrivals she hast ily welcomed one small boy and told him to take off his things. In a few minutes , hearing a shout of laughter , she turned around found he had com pletely undressed and stood as naked as when he was born. Her friends con siderately refrain from asking her if that small boy obeyed orders. Salem ( Zfass. ) Gazette. Gazette.It It Depends. "Who owns this store , anyhow ? " he asked of a St. Louis clothier with whom he had had a dispute about a coat. "Veil , I vhas owner to-day. " "And ? " " vhife. " who was yesterday "My "And who will be to-morrow ? " "Vhell , dot depends. You see , when peesness vhas depressed I sells oudt to my vhife. jf peesness vhas good she sells back to me , und if times yhas so-so my brudder Moses steps in a few days. " "Well , you'd better burn the durned thing up " ' Softly , my friend , softly. Dat was der peesness of brudder Abraham , vhen he holds a § 3,000 mortgage on § 500 worth of stock. Wall Street News. & Mrs. Codd , suing for divorce in BrooL * lyn front her second husband , testifies that before seeking legal advice she tried to effect a reconciliation , but he placed five pages of closely written legal cap before her and said that if she would iollow the rules he had pre scribed for her government he would consider the question of reconciliation THE MAJIKETS. OMAHA. WHEAT No.2 . . BARLEY No.s . 51 RYE No. 2 . 48 © 49 CORN No. 3 mixed. , . ZIH ® OATS-NO. 2 . BUTTER Fancy creamery. . . . 28 C SO BUTTER Choice dairy . 35 & 19 CHEESE Youmj America . 14 © EGGS Fresh . - 15 @ 17 OSIONS Perbbl . 2 50 & 275 CHICKENS Per doz- alive _ 200 © 225 CHICKESS Dresoed , perlb. . . . 9 © JO APPLES Barrels . 375 @ 425 LEMOKS Choice . 3 So © 375 ORANGES Masina . 325 © 3 CO ? OTATOES Per bushel . 40 © 45 SEEDS Ulmothy . 1'JO & 200 SEEDS Blue Grass . 150 © 175 HAY Baled. per ton . 650 © 700 CATTLE Fat steers . 350 & 450 HOGS Mixed packers . 425 Ci 435 SHSEP Fat . 200 & 303 NEW YORK. WHEAT No. 2 spnnjr . 90 © 93JJ WHEAT Ungraded red . 83 © 83 CORN No. 27 . 51H © OATS Mixed western . 33 © 33 PORK . -13 50 © 13 75 LARD . 733737 CHICAGO. FLOUR Choice Winter . 475 © 553 FLOUR Spring extra . 375 © 45o WHEAT Per. bushel . 77Ji © 7S5 CORN Per bushel . 38H@ 39i jOATS Per bushel . 23ji@ 30H PORK . -1265 © 1270 LARD . 6 93tf@ 695 HOGS Packing and shipping. 4 65 © 4 95 CATTLE Stockers . 3 CO © 4 30 bHEEP Medium to good . 225 © 475 ST. LOUIS. WHEAT No. 2 red . S3H0 83K CORN Per bushel. . 33 Ji © SOW OATS Per busbel . 31J4 © 32 CATTLE Exports . 6 65 © 5 85 SHEEP "Medium to extra . 25) © 450 BOGS Packers . 4C5 © 4 a ) KANSAS crrr. .WHEAT Per bushel . 61 i © CjJi CORN Per bushel . 33 © 32tf OATS Per bushel . 23 © 2 CATTLE Exports . & 40 © 545 HOGS Medium to good . 440" © 460 UEK ( > irairtoffood . 1504 * 300 \ " > * " * , . - . * * . , , < ' , ' " * ' . ' * t , " - . ? * - < > , * , -v * * * * DOCTORS FURIOUS. Shall aThysicIan Tell the Truth or Not I A Nice Point in Ethics. A SciiMible Health Official. BALTIMORE , MD. A decided stir has been caused here over the question as to the right of a physician to certify to the merits of a'remedy not in the mod ern pharmacopoeia. Dr. James A. Steuart , ono of the most eminent physi cians in the South and Health Commis sioner of this city , had analyzed n newly-discovered article , and certified officially not only to its efficacy but to the fact that it replaced old-time prep arations of a similar character which , analysis bad proved , were adulterated and poisonous. The Medical and Chi- rurgical Faculty , of which he is a mem ber , held that he had violated the code of medical ethics , and much public in- erest was aroused because or the con fidence felt both ; in his professional standing and official integrity. It was argued that to thus place a limitation on the acts of a physician , and especially of a health officer , was opposed to the spirit of the age ; that such reasoning might have been logical enough when it was to the interest of rulers or societies to invest themselves with a supernatural halo , but now when thought should bo free- and untrammeled - trammeled , such things savored of bar barism. It was the duty of a physician , especially of a health officer , to con demn publicly any remedy which he knew to be injurious , but it was not right to say that he should be debarred from testifying to the merits of any thing which he knew to be good. If this were so , the world would not re ceive the benefit of half the discoveries made in art or science. Thus the people argued , while the faculty threat ened expulsion and talked of time-hon ored customs , ethics , professional cour- esy and traditions. . But the matter soon assumed a new and surprising phase. A few days afterwards a certificate appeared in the daily papers bearing the autograph signatures of Governor McLane , Attor ney-General Roberts , Mayor Latrobe , City Postmaster Adreon , chiefs of State and municipal departments , Judges and Clerks of Courts , Federal officials and Congressmen , emphatically endorsing ing the action of the Health Commis sioner , and concurring in his opinion as to the efficacy of the remedy , asserting that they did so from personal experi ence with it and practical tests and ob servations. There could be no gainsaying such evidence as this , but , as if to cap the climax , shortly afterward there appear ed another certificate with autograph signatures of leading practicing physi cians from all parts of the state , in cluding the physicians of all the lead ing hospitals , the physician to the City Fire Department , the Port physician , vaccine physician and resident physi cians of infirmaries , all endorsing the discovery and stating that it had been tested by them in hospitals and private practice for weeks with wonderful cura tive effect , and that analysis had shown no trace of opiates or poisons , preva lent in other cough mixtures. They further stated that they had been in duced to take this step in view of the many hurtful preparations which con tained narcotics and poisons and of the dangers consequent on their use. The remedy in question is the Red Star Cough Cure. Such a conclusive answer as this to the narrow arguments of the few arrayed public sentiment on the side of the Health Commissioner , and it is significant that Dr. Steuart has since been appointed to office by the Mayor for a third term , and has had his appointment unanimously confirm ed by the City Council. Owing to the high professional repxi- tation of the gentlemen who endorsed his action , as well as the enviable standing of the owners of the remedy , The Charles A. Vogeler Company , of this city , wide-spread interest has al ready been created in the subject , not only here , but in Philadelphia , Wash ington and other , neighboring cities. The feeling is generally expressed by professional men that Red Star Cough Cure , on account of its freedom from narcotics and poisons , inaugurates a most desirable new departure in medi cine. This is the pronounced opinion of authorities like Dr. Fawcett , who has been for thirty-three years resident physician of the Union Protestant In firmary , in this city , and Prof. John J. Caldwell , M. D. , member of medical societies of Baltimore , New York and Brooklyn , and with a long experience in civil and military hospitals. Both of these gentlemen , together with no less than fifty other practicing physicians of Maryland , have publicly put themselves on record as to the evil of narcotic medicines , and the consequent value and importance of the new discovery referred to. It is conceded that public opinion has completely vindicated Dr. Steuart in his action , and that in his whole course he was actuated simply by an earnest'desire to benefit the com munity at large. The April Century will contain a re ply to Mr. George W. Cable's recently published and much discussed article on "The Freedman's Case in Equity. " It is entitled "In Plain Black and White , and is written by Mr. Henry W. Grady , one of the editors of the Atlanta Constitution. Mr. Grady claims that Mr. Cable does not truly represent the south ; that there is a general protest against his statement of the case'and universal protest against his sugges tions for the future ; "that the south will never adopt Mr. Cable's sugges tion of the social intermingling of the races. It can never be driven-into ac cepting it. So far from there being a growing sentiment in favor of the indis criminate mixing of races , " Mr. Grady : says , "the intelligence of both races is moving farther from that proposition day by day. " Mr. Cable wUl probably reply to Mr. Grady in a later number of the Century. In answer to Mr. Beecher's remark that "Heaven is a place of restless ac tivity , " the Interior ( Presbyterian ) says : "So is hell. " If these statement can be taken as anthoritive , there i more in common between the tw places than the fathers iave been will ing to admit" Three lepers were recently captured within one week by the coroner of Sin Francisco. J Queer Kentucky Custom. A novel custom prevails among the ladies of this community , which wHl immediately commend itself to maiden ladies growing old. They say that she who puts on a knit garter the first day of the year and , wears it continuously will certainly marry during the year. The mother of a certain young lady , being very much pleased with the silken ringlet worn by her daughter , proposed to knit a "fellow" for it , but the young lady declined , saying she had confi dence in the bewicthing circlet and preferred the natural coming of the fellow. Winchester Letter. A writer in the Victorian Review , Melbourne , on the "Gastronomy of Travel , " praises what he calls a trinity of American delicacies for the table , "tho canvas-back duck , the Newtown pippen , and the blue-rock oysters. " He also declares American lager beer far superior to German and especially adapted to the needs of Australia. Dr. Mary Walker has suddenly developed Into a philanthropist. She says she will never marry. _ _ _ _ TJTK purest , sweetest and best Cod Liver OH In the world , manufactured from fresli , healthy livers , upon the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa tients who have once taken It prefer It to all others. Phjslclnm ha\e decided it superior to any of the otner oils In market. Made by CASWKLC , HAZZAK A. Co , New York. The speaker gives back to his hearers In a rain what he has received from them in a mist. Gladstone. A CARD. To all who are suffering from errors and Indiscretions of youth , nervous weakness , early decny. loesof manhood , &c. . I will send a receipt that will cure , FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered l > y a missionary In South America. Send self- nddressed envelope to KEV. JOSEPH T. INMAN , Station D , Now York. It is estimated that there are 15,000 persons on roller skates In New York city every night. "Rough on Kats" clears out Tin > . M'f . 1 v. "Wells' Health Kenewer" im W.-IK men. Princess Beatrice speaks five languages , hut she can't make good bread. For Khpiiinutlsm tukc Allen's Iron Tonic nitterc. All genuine beur the signature of J. P Allen , Druggist , bt.Paul , Minn. Henry Irving has become "a con' er to Amer ican mlncc pie. JAY KTE SKL'S DmvKn , Kdw.n i. . JJ1 'icr , uses Cole's Veterinary CnrliolIsaUe , and a i > a hnroiich trial enables him to endorse It as the ci remedy that he ecr saw for general stable u e. Sold by Lrugsl8 ) at JOc and tl.u ) . Dr. Fordyce , the distinguished E. [ U i phy sician , ate oaly one meal a dav. Halford Sauce Is linaiuililu for sjups , hashes c. Blends admirably with .ill grin fcs. Ex-Postmaster-General HatJon has twentv- six towns In the United Stat. s named for him. "Rough on Toothache. " Instant relief. 13. 'Hough on Itch , " cures humors , eruptions , ring worm , tetter , * salt rheum , frosted feet , chilblains. In Boston § 4 a week is > considered a fair salary for a shop gill. Tl e Best Butter Color. The great unanimity with which dairymen Of high reputation have adopted , in prefer ence to anything1 else , the Improved Butter rolor made by Wells , KiclmrJson & Co. , Uur- iington , "Vt. , Is remarkable. It shows that the claims oCimitative colors are baseless , wise dairymen will use no other. Mary Skiziwlnoughkezenolowski , a Bav City girl , has been sent , to a reformatory. There seems to be considerable room for improve ment in her last name. pF Keep This In Mind. In the Diamond Dyes more coloring is given than in any known dyes , and they give faster and more brllliantcolors. lOc. at all druggists. Weils Richardson & Co. . Burlington , Vt. Sample Card , 82 colors , and book of directions for c. stamp. The editor of a western paper is laid up from the sampling of ten kinds of wadding cake in one week. _ "Eoughon Corns'Miard or soft corns , bunions. l5c. "Buchu palba , " Great Kidney and Urinary Cure. About 1,250,000 cat skins are used annually by furriers , and about 330,030 skunk skins' A PC ] } ! ? nniyrp in San Luis Park , Col. Homc- n I ADD HUlUfJ stead , pre-emption , tree Claims. Farming by irrigation , safest system. No drouth , rib floods. Canal completed. Water ready. Crops absolutely sure tirst season. Home market. Surrounded by free grazing ranges. For full Information address , COLORADO LOAX & TKUST Co. , Denver , Colo. I am a king when I rule myself. Stoic Pro verb. verb.Don't Don't s < y there is no help for Catarrh , Hay Fever and Cold in Heal , since thousands testify that Ely's Cream Balm has entirely cured them. It supersedes the dangtroas use of liquids and snuffs. It is. easily applied with the linger and gives relief at once. Price 50 cts. at drujrsists ; CO cents bv mail. Send for circular. Ely Bros. , Owego , ! M. Y. For over eight years I have suffered from catarrh , which has affected my eyes and hear ing ; have employed many physicians without relief. I am now on my second bottle of Ely's Cream Balm , and feel confident of a complete cure. Mary C. Thompson , Cerro Gordo , rratt Co. , 111. J used part of two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm and can say I am entirely cured of ca tarrh. Charles Biesel , Co. K , 17th Infantry , Fort Custer , M. T. Not a point of order The plo. from which the school teacher arises. A Popular Fallacy. Many people think thatllheumatisni cannot be cured. It is caused by a bail state of the blood which deposits poisoniousmatter in the joints and muscles , causing lameness , still ness and swelling of the joints and excrutiat- ing pains. Kidney."Wort will certainly effect a cure. It acts on the Kidneys. Liver and Bowels , stimulating them to a healthy action , purifies and enriches the blood and eliminates tucpoison from the system. Go to the nearest druggist , buy Kidney-Wort and be cured. Since leap year ended coachmen have had fewer annoying proposals. ire the months to purify the blood , as the body U i now m est su sceptible to benefit from medicine. Im purities which have accumulated during the cold weather , -when yon have been too much -within leers , must be expelled or serious results may fol low. Thcttestlmony of thousands , as to the great benefit derived from Hood's Sarsaparilla , should con- rlncc everybody that it Is the very best blood Purifier ind spring medicine. Take It now. Charles O. Roberts , East "Wilson , If. T. . had 13 scrof ulous sores on his face and neck. Nothing helped him till he took Hood's Sareaparlllawhich effected i complete cure. His druggist says It Is "A Great Victory" forHcoJ's Sarsaparllla. Purify the Blood 'll have been troubled with scrofulous humor and ores brcaktngoutallo\ermy body for the last flf- een years. I have taken four bottles of llood'a I Sarssparllla and It has entirely cured me. I recom- { nend It very highly to any one troubled with scrof- ila , or any blood disease. " HKXEY Bioos , 1819 Campbell Street , Kansas City , Mo. "I have prescribed Hood's Sarsaparllla as an alter- itlvc and blood purifier , and for Indigestion , -with he best results. " D. S. DYEOX , M. D. , Blooming , on , HI. When you visit New York City , via Central depot , save Baggage Expressage and $3 Car nage Hire , andstop at the Grand Union Hotel , opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant rooms fitted up at a costof one million dollars ; 51 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele vator. Restaurant supplied with the best ilorse-cars , stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel In the city. Save money and bo in the heart of the city by stopping at the Metropolitan Hotel when you visit Omaha , the only S2.00 per day house. Tables as good as any other house in Omaha. No charge for "style. " We don't have any. Sara Bernhardt will be sorry she sold her skeleton when hoop skirts again become the style. _ "Hough on Pain" Poroscd Plaster 13c. Liquid 2)e- "Wells * Health Kcncwcr" for Dyspepsia. Debility. What does it take to make a good husband ? Paradoxical as it may seem , a good woman. Carbollnen. He wins at last who builds his trust In loving words and actions just , Whcse head , whose walk , whose very meln , Proclaim the use of Caroline. Omaha has several high priced Hotels but the Metropolitan is the only $2.00 per day house centrally located. Try it Yale Dlyinity school has S470,000 , besides its magnificent buildings. Neither mental nor physical labor can he ac complished satisfactorily unless the system Is in order. When you feel tired , languid , wearied without exertion , the mind slow to act , and re quiring great mental effort , vou can rest as sured that'your Liver Is not acting properly , and that nature requires assistance to help throw off impurities. There Is no remedy that will accomplish this so mildly and yet effectually as PRICKLY ASH BITTEKS. A trial will satisfy vnu of its mprlts. A New Jersey girl has become cross-eyed through making vain efforts to flirt with a lame man. ' Hough on Coughs" Trorhc . ISc. Ltniitil 2 > c. Wells' Health Itcnewcr" for Hellenic w umuu. Sara Eernhardt Is fond of fishing. A funny man suggests that maybe she wants the bones. For Throat Diseases and Coughs. BKOWX'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES , like all really gco-J things , are frequently Imitated. The genuine are told only in bcxzt. Why find fault with the Boston girll There are spots on the sun. CURES AUDISEASESOFTRE LIVER KIDUEYS STOMACH AND BOWELS. ALL DRUGGISTS PRICEDOLLAR. Dyspepsia , General Jaundice , Habitual Constipa tion * Ziiver Complaint , Sick Headache , Dioeasod Kidneys - noys , Etc. , Etc. It contains only the Purest Drags , among ' vrhich may be enumerated P2ICZX ? ASH BASS <t > BE32IE3 , UAHD21Z3 , BUCEU , SS1UTA , 2tc. it cleanses the system thoroughly , and as a OF THE BLOO1 > Is Unoqunloi. It is not an intoxicating beverage , nor can. it bo need as such , by reason of its Cathartic Properties. ASH BITTERS GO. Sole Proprietors , ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY , . The nttest subjects for fever and ague , and remittents , are the debilitated. Ml lousandHcnous. Tc suchpersons.Hostet ter'sStomacliBttten affords adequat e pro tectlon by Increasing \ltal stamina and the resistant powei _ of the constitution , Z and by checking Irregularities - regularities of the Ihcr , stomach and bowels. Moreover. II eradicates malarial complaints of an ob stlnatu type , a nd stands alone un equaled amonp oui national remedies. For sale by all Druggists and deal ers generally. ail5ct .fftriaTOT fapaiapfcIet ; "TT&O&Ttsr : n. How I Xint Poultry " Trtis Uv U mil * in ra- evbator coftint less Una | G ; how to build cheap poolJ J .f home * , ear * cbalcro , B ke hesJ l y , ic. , c-.l , I C.G. BztPir , AVicMXu..Brerd rP.B.rovlia ; . P. C. Swiiu. SwUe handbook aad caUlefu * frt . Rlflfl TELEGBAPHT , cr SHOET-HAND an < BfllUl TYPE WRITnJa here. Sitnatlons fur nished. Address Valentine Bros. , Janesrille. Wit March April May Tonr blood may be laden with Impurities , bnt Hood's Sarsaparllla will thoroughly cleanse , enrich , and vitalize It. The most severe cases of scrofula , salt rheum , bolls , pimples , In fact all affections aris ing from Impure blood , yield to Hood's Sarsaparllla , the great blood purifier. It also cures dyspepsia , bil iousness , tick headache , kidney andllver complaints , sharpens the appetite and builds np the whole sys tem. "Hood's Sarsaparllla has been used with perfect success in our family for canker In the stomach and Impure blood. My little one Is entirely cured , and we shall continue Its use as a family medicine. " MES. F. E.BUBTOX , Somervllle , Mass. Sharpen the Appetite "I had no appetite , and felt , tired all the time When I had taken half a bottle of Hood'sSarsaparillt my appetite was restored , and my stomach feft bet. tcr. I have now taken nearly three bottles and 1 never was so well In my life. " MBS. JESSIE E. Dot BEAKE , Pascoag. R. I. "I used Hood'a Sarsaparllla last spring and cat truly say that It helped me very much. To those suf ferlng with billions complaints , nervous prostration or rheumatism , I earnestly recommend It. " MES. Ealtzaazoo , Mich. Hood's Sarsapariila Sold by all druggists. U ; clz for 15. Made only by Sold by * n druggists. II ; ilz for (5. Made only by J. I. HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries. Lowell , Mass. C.I. HOOD & CO , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar. 10O Doses One Dollar. * * Absolutely Free from Optatea , Emetics and 2'olaona. A PROMPT , SAFE , CURE CURE For Conch * , Sere Throat , II-inencM , Influenza , Coldi. IlronchltU. Croup , ' .Vhooplne Cough , Asthma , Quln r , I'aln * In ( 'bent , and other ! 7cctoaiofthft Throat I Lungs. Price 80 cents a bottle. Sold by JDrnpclitd and Deal ers , fartlftvnableto Induce thtir Healerto promptly get It for them will reteir * ttco bottle Expreti chargtt paid , by tending one dollar to THE C1URLE3 A. VOGELER COaPAST , Sole Ownert rvl Miunr.kctarfn. r-nir-.r- . - l if. r. S. A. Did you Suppose - t pose Mustang Liniment only good for horses ? It is for inflamma tion of all flesh. OF LIVER COMPLAINTS AND KIDNEY DISEASES. They cleanse the system of the pcisonoua humors that develop in Kidney and Urinary Diseases , Biliousness , Constipation , Rheuma tism , Neuralgia , Nervous Disorders and all FEMLAJLE COMPLAINTS. They prevent the growth to serious Illness of a dangerous class of diseases that begin in inero trivial ailments , and are too apt to. bo neglected as such. They cause free action of all the organs and functions , thereby CE.EAIVSINCJ THE BI OOI ) , re. storing- the normal powers to throw off disease THOUSANDS OF CASES. of the worst forms of these terrible diseases have been quickly relieved , and In short time perfectly cured , by the use of Hops and MAI/F15i tters. All druggists keep them. Kecommended by physicians , ministers , and nurses , and in fact by everybody who has giv en them a good trial. They never fail to bring relief. HOPS & MALT B1TTEES CO. , Detroit , Mich. CHEAPEST , Pure & Eest. [ Gardeners tradeaspe- vpialty. Packets only : ic. t Cheap as dirt by oz. & Ib. Postage or Exp. paid. 50000 Ckiides FREE. Send your address for mv/ most Beautiful Illustrated Garden. Guiile ever printed. B. H. SUUMWAY , KocUford 111. ( CHEAPEST LIST OF ARTISTS MATEEIALS il W. & N. OU Tube Colors , 90c. doz. ; Sable ART Brushes , 3c. up ; Bristles , 7c. up ; Plaques5c.up , Pallets , 33c. ; Easels , 9 c ; ArlstV Boies , 31JW : Panels lOc. up ; Oils,1212c. ; Varnish , 25C. ; Gold or Silver Paint , 25& ; Canvass , 75c. yard. Pottery and Jfo veltie- % for Decorating Ic. up : Studies rented , 20c. per week ; Gold Plush Frames , Moulding. Paintings , Engravings Cord and Nail.s ; PI- A * OS and ORGANS , from S25up- Violins , S3 ; GuitarsS3 : IUI11010 BanjosSAM ) , Fifes , Zithers , bheet Music.l-J JllUOlu off list ; Instructors for all instruments , 60o. A. HOS1M3 , Omaha. Send 2 cent Stamp for Catalogue. 60S & 608WYAXCOTTE ST. , KANSAS CITY , MO. Segnlar Graduaw in UediSs5. ITyritractics - 13 In Chlcaco. Authorized to treat nil Chronic. Narvous and Special Diseases , , Seminal Weakness I Night Losses ) , Sez- 3 unl Debility [ Loss of Sexual PoRerJ.&c. [ GiurantyCure or money refunded. Charges ice. aa * * * low. Ages ml experience arc important. 5 "o mercury or Injunoni niedicinei used. No time lost from buimcti. FatienU from a distance treated by mail Jlcdi- cmei sent everywhere free from eaze or breakage. State your cue and send for terms. Consultation frre and confidential , A BOOK for both texts , illuitd , tent ealedfor6cm ttnmps. A POSITIVE CURE for HHEUMATISM. SCOO for any cuethii treatment fails to cure or help Greatettdncoverjr in annals of rredjcinc One dose gives relief a tew dosei re moves fever and pain in jomti ; Cure completed in to 7 clajr. Send statement of case with stamp Tor Circulars. Call , or ail. Dr. Henderson , 606WyandotieSt. < Kansas City.Mo. JOBBEBS Df WROUGHT IRON PIPE , Billf able and Cast Iran Lead Pipe and Sheet Lead , ITOnTHttGTOt STEAM TOIFS , WTSDJHLL AXD DKITE WELL PCSPS , Plumbers'Gas and steam Fitters' IRON & BRASS GOODS , ENGINEERS' SUPPLIES , 14th & Dodge Sts.OMAHANEB. YOUR MONEY TVIll buy 23 per cent more Groceries at the 01(1 Re liable Store of J. B. FRENCH & CO. , OMAHA. than can be bought elsewhere In the state. Thej-sa 15 Ibs A Sugar for - Sl.OO 16 Ibs Extra C Sujrar for - & 1.OO 14 Ibs GrnaulateilSufrarfor - - 11.OO 16 1 8 Ibs New Orleans Sugar for - Sl.OO And other goods In proportion. Send for Monthly Price Lists. J. B. French & Co. , OMAHA. C" I I | U | Bro. Jonathan's Jokes ff l l Postpaid pasea.ninstTatea. , forTwelveCenta. Sent , forTwelveCenta.I THE BEST WATERPROOF RIDING COAT Conn th * entire tiddle , and will keep JOT irj\n any ttorra. . . . . Sold Terr fcfraIllnitrated ctuiogce fte. A.J.To rtr. I have a positive remedy for the above disease ; by Its me tbocuandiof casesof tbo wont kladandof Ion ? taadlncha e been cared. Indeed , t ostron-In mvfaith taltseracacy.tlmtl will BondTWO BOTTLES PKEE , together wltn a V41.UABI.ETKEATISE on this diaeaso to any sufferer. Give express and P , O.oddr 8 . Bit. T. ± . SLOCUil.lJl PearlSt. , Xev York R. U. AWARE THAT LoriUard's Glims Plug brlJ * red Un , tag ; that Lorfllard1 * K * Bt Rf fine cut ; that LorlHtrd'i CII pInr > .and that Lorillard'i SnaSi , ftx tk * beat * nd cheapen , quality cocsUered ? AflU Morphine Habit Cured In 10 Ur IIIH to 20 days.ro pay till cured * VI W III DC. J. STa.fUK.xs. Lebaauu. Ohio. Tliouaand * ] Ia ( ciiod to TlieJr f < rave . By relying on testimonials written in vivid glowing language of some miraculous cures made by some largely pufTiQ up doctor or pat- cut mcdlcluc has hastened thousands to their graves ; the readers having almost insane faith that tin satno miracle will bo performed on them , that these testimonials meutlou , while the so-called medicine is all the Unto hastening them to their graves. Although we have Tliounand * Upon Tliounnndit ! ! ! of testimonials of the most wouderf ul cures , voluntarily sent us , we do not publish them , as they do not make the cures. It Is our med icine , Hop Bitters , that make the cures. It has never failed and never can. We will give reference to any one for any disease similar to their own if desired , orwlll refer to any neigh bor , as there Is not a neighborhood in the known world but can show its cures by Hop Bitters. A liOttin Joke. 'A prominent physician of Plttsbnrc said 'to a lady patient who was complaining of 'her continue. ! ill health , and of his inability 'to cure her , jokingly said : "Try Hop Blt- tersl" The lady took It in earnest and used 'the Bitters , from which she obtained perma- 'nent hca'th. She now laughed at the doctor 'for his joke , but he is not so well pleased 'with It , as it cost him a good patient. Fees ol * Doctor * . The fee of doctors at ? 3 00 a visit would tax a man for a yeac , and In need of a daily visit , over $1,000 a year for medical attendance alone 1 And one single bottle ot Hop Bitters taken In time would save the $1,000 a year aud all the year's sickness. ( lvcn Up by the Doctor * . "Is it possible that Mr. Godfrsy Is up and at rk , aud cured by so simple a remedy 1" "I assure vou It is true that he is entirely cured , and with nothing but Hop Bitters , and only ten days ago his doctors nave him up and said he must die , from Kidney aud Liver Trouble ! " tSTTfone Kenuine without a bunchof frreen Hop * on the w liltc label. .Slum all the % lie. poUunous stulT with "Hop" or "Hops" In their name. MaunfllspitBiiatte BROAD CLAIMolfieiDeflH VERY BEST OPERATING , QUICKEST SELLING AND Ever offered to the public. BARftABEE's SGfJGS : AH EVENiNQ WITH BAHNA8EE , The many thousands of dcllKhtcd hearers who have snent 'VEveninK1 * with Uirnal > ee" will he more than pleased to sec his famous Songs gathered In tlis ! hook , which Is one of the best comic collections ex- tanf. 21 Songs : IWpattet , sheet music blzu. Edited hrUowardM. Vovr. I'rlcesl.'il ftffleiry-lVlakmg IVieZodies A Vocal Visitor to Cheer the Children. Iy Wade "Whlpple. who understands the children's taste , and prm Ides for them a ) attractive Jfursery and other SomK . with accompaniments for 1'Iano an.l Orsan. Sheet music size. Well adorned with pictures. Trice 75 cts. Fresh Flowers. School Song Book for the Yoiinucr Scholars , by KMM A PITT. Very sweet hymns and tunes , not Ifcbi ish , but nice. Plenty of pictures. 25 cts. , 2.K ) per doz. Gems for Little Singers. For Primary Schools and the Kindergarten. IlyE.U. Emerson & . G. bwalnu. A Rre.it tuccr's. Full of sweet tongs with picture Illustration" . SO cts , & .W per doz. GOOD CANTATAS for Choral Socletlrs. are : 3 Herbert and iNa(75cts. ) by KutreneTmycr. athrllllnpstory of Highland life ; C iiri4toforu < . (81. ) Grand Sncred Cantata , by Jielnbcrzer , an t Heroes of ' 7(5 , ( * 1. ) Scenes from the by Trowbrlclge & Cobb. Mailed for the retail price. LYOH & HEALY , Chicago. OLIVER DITSON& CO , Boston , . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S . * VEGETABLE CDiViPCUND IS A POSITIVE CUKE FOR . AH those painful Complaint * * anil Weaknesses so common * * * " * to our best * * * * * * f j * FEMALE POPULATION. * Trite $1 In liquid , pill or loirnge form. n purpose { 3 solely for the legitimate heallny of dispose and the relief of pain , and that it does all tt claim to do , tlMiisandscf la.tll'3 earjladlj tcattfy. * It will cure entirely all Ovarian troubles , InRamma- tlort and Ulceration , Falling and Du-placements , and. consequent Spinal VTeaVncss , and is particularly adapted to the chanffe of life. * * * * * * * It removes Falntness , Flatulency , destroys all craving for stimulants and relieves Weakness * of the { stomach. It cures Bloating , Headaches , Nervous Prostration , General Debility , Sleeplesjios , Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down , causing1 pain * and backache , i * alway * permanently cured hy its use. * Send stamp to Lynn , Mass. , for pamphlet , tetters of Inquiry conddentia ! ! j answered. 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