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FAESI AND GrABDEN. ' Cider apples in Westchester connty , Now York , arc worth at the present time , only about ton cents a bushel , and arc abundant. There are now living in Scotland about 2,600 Aberdeen-Angus cattle , male and female , and two-thirds as many a few more than 1,800 in this f\ country. Hog cholera in its fatal form Is pre vailing in parts of Monroe and Law rence counties , Indiana. Recently many have died , and It is especially fatal among young pigs. Convenience and economy of space are almost synonymous term * , and these are the great points to be kept in view. Good ventilation is as essen tial to the well being of stock as of man. man.Tho The transportation rates on dressed beef shipped by rail have been fixed at seventy-live per cent above live stock rates , the rate being forty cents pel 100 on live stock , and seventy cents on dressed beef. When using the wagon to take a load to the field , thiow in a shovel and bring back a load of loam from around stumps and logs , or woods dirt , and throw it into the compost heap. It will pay. Varnish for scratches in horses is recominencd by a correspondent. He says that by washing the diseased parts thoroughly with warm suds , and apply ing a coat of coach varnish , a speedy cure is effected. Few farmers think so far as to put a prop under the tongue or thills of farm carts while loading , or at other times when not in motion , and yet thoughtfulness in this matter would save much suffering to animals. It is claimed that -basswood is the best lumber for water pipes ; it keeps constantly saturated , and in this con dition any wood is veiy durable. A farmer , who laid 800 rods of basswood logs nine years ago , finds them now as good as new. The following orchard fruits are recommended by prominent horticult urists aa being especially suitable for northern states : Apples Baldwin. Northern Spy , Tompkin s King , Rhode Island Greenings , Golden Russet. Pears Duchess , Bartlett , Sickel.and Loufca. Pumpkins and squashes should be kept in an upper room on boards or shelves , and just warm enough to pre vent them from freezing. Never put them in a damp cellar or pile them in bulk or where the rats can get at them ; better feed them to the hogs or cows at once than do either of the above. Sweet potatoes must be well dried , packed in clean dry barrels , not so light as to exclude the air , and then the top may be covered with dry saw dust ( dried by fire ) about two or three inches thick"to prevent them from wilting or drying up lee much. Nev er put them in salt barrels or cover the tops so tight as to prevent the evaporation from escaping. Bromide Destructive to the Teeth. A Hartford dentist , writing to a newspaper concerning the destructive effect upon the teeth of bromide of po tassium , which he advises people to take only through a glass tube or , if they do not , to brush the teeth thor oughly after taking it says : "The extensive and almost universal use of tonics and sedatives , in the form of . iron and bromides and , I will add , the general use of fine wheat and non- bone-making iood materials , are what support the vast army of dentists in this country. " It .is'a curious fact that the effect of American food upon the teeth of emigrants who have been used to a coarser and perhaps a more wholesome diet , is more marked than upon the teeth of the sons of American ancestors. As an illustration of this a former dentist of Cincinnati once re marked upon the rich harvest which the members of his profession in that city enjoy during the week of the May festival , which brings into town thous ands of recent German emigrants from the surrounding country. Hartford Courant. The Qneeirs Floral Tribute to Gar- field. The wax counterpart of the floral wreath sent by Queen Victoria to be placed on President Garfield's coffin is completed. For two years the de signer has been at work upon the frame , and as a historical work of art it is of much value. It is a heavy frame of English oak , made from the wood of a tree that stood for 300 years and was cnt down by the British at the battle of Waterloo to build a bridge. The frame is engraved witn oak leaves , except across the lower border , where the rose , which is the Queen's favorite flower , intertwines with the hollyhock. At the top of the frame are engraved the sword , and shield , and bible , sur mounted by the garter ; on the right the United States coat of arms , and on the left that of Great Britain. Below 1 is a gold plate bearing the presenta tion words of the order to the'Garfield family. Across the top is written , "Honi soit qui mal y pense , " and on the Jower border ' 'Straugulatus pro Republica. " C-eveland Herald. flaming- the Baby. There are many families in which the really ubsurd practice prevails of retaining the same set of Christian names from generation to generation , with the natural result that each mem ber of one of these families is con stantly mistaken for his father or his cousin. In the giving of names con siderations of sentiment should alwa\ give way to those of convenience. It is satisfactory to observe that the very commonest of our Christian names are fast losing their popularity , and that the custom of giving double .names , and that of using surnames as Christian names are becoming more general- These useful innovations are especially to be recommended to the Smiths , the Browns , the Jonses and all possessors of excessively common sur names. We may reasonably hope that in a generation or two there may be no longer any plain John Smiths to la ment the inconvenience of bearing a name whirh'is practically "no name at all. " Boston Journal. Catholic College. Mr. J. D Kingaloy , secretary , Holy Cross College Gymnasium , Worcester , Mass. , writes : Every member of our club frankly admits that Si. Jacobs Oil , th conqueror of pain , is the best cure they have ever used , und all speak of it in terms of the highest approbation. 50 con is a bottle. White House Business. One of the leading secretaries et the White house tells me that the business of the executive has increased largely since the days of Lincoln and Grant , writes a Washington correspondent. "Up until the time of Hayes , " says he , "hardly a scrap of paper was kept here to show what the president did or why he did it. Now we keep a record of everything and wo make a point of answering every letter. Notes are kept of the contents of all important letters received , and by our record here , in case of an appointment , we can tell just why and upon whose recommenda tion the appointment was made. In case the appointee turns out badly the president is relieved of the blame and it is thrown upon those who recommended him. We receive a great many letters that should ro to the various depart ments. Some" poor woman in the dis- . tantpartof the.cpuntry wants a-pen sion. She does not know anything about the pension bureau , and the only person in the government with whom she is acquainted is the president. She writes to him. Of course our letters are referred by us to the pension oflice. and it is the same "with other letters of the same class. As the executive office js carried on now , it is absolutely neces sary to have a good force of clerks , and the day has passed when presidents can stand around the street corners and ask every other person they meet to come and have a chat with them at the White house. " Pile Tumors When neglected or imperfectly treated often degenerate into cancer. By our new and improved treatment without knife , caustic or salve , we cure the worst cases in ten to thirty days. Pam phlet , references and terms , three letter stamps. World's Dispensary Medical Association , G63 Main street , Buffalo , N.Y. Several rich Americans have con tributed liberally toward the restoration of the church in Stratford-on-Avon , wherein Shakespeare's bones lie , while the Bartholdi statue has no place whereon - j on to plant its feet. These people are like the mother who neglected her boy's trousers while she went to the vestry to make trousers for heathen boys. It Should be Generally Known That the multitude of diseases of a scrofulous nature generally proceed from a torpid condition of the liver. The blood becomes impure because the liver does not act properly and work off the poison from the system , and the certain results are blotches , pim ples , eruptions , swellings , tumors , ul cers , and kindred affections , or settling upon the lungs and poisoning their del icate tissues , until ulceration , breaking down , and consumption is established. Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discov ery" will , by acting upon the liver and purifying the blood , cure all these dis eases. In all things throughout the world , the men who look for the crooked will see the crooked , and the men who look for the straight will see the straight. Kuskin. j Don't hawk , and blow and spit , but use Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. The famous shell road of New Orleans is a boulevard of almost snowy white ness , nearly 200 feet in width and nine miles in length. English Mormons are said to have comfortable heaflquarters at Liverpool and a comfortable balance in the Bank of England. The population of Nevada is steadily dwindling. The Carson Tribune esti mates that there are now not more than 12,000 voters in the state. In 1880 the t tal vote was 1G.G11. Only one county has 3,000 voters , and of all the others only three have a voting population in excess of 1,000 each. One county is credited with 200 votes only , and there arc" five counties whose combined vote will not exceed 2,500. Sierra Valley. Sierra county , Cal. , is one of the prettiest but most isolated places in the state. It has no telegraph communication with the rest of the world , and can only be-.reached by a dilllcult stage ride of twenty-five miles. The inhabitants have jnst begun to sing "Grandfather's Clock , " and probably will not hear of "Wait Till the Clouds Roll By" for several months yet. Incendiaries who are rich enough to _ employ a lawyer to defend them are" now spoken of as pyromaniacs , just as a poor ragged devil full of liquor is called a drunkard , while a man who can employ a doctor instead of a po liceman to take care of him is called a dipsomaniac ; and a poor girl who steals is a thief , but a richer one is a klepto maniac. . . LYDIA E. PiNKHAM'S . . VEGETABLE COMPOUND * . IS A POSITIVE CUKE FOR , All tlioso painful Complaints * and Weaknesses BO common * * * * lo our bent * * * * * * * * , * FEMALE POPULATION. * * Trice $1 la Ilijild , pill or lounge bra. Ttt purpose i * solely for the legitimate healing of disease cnrt the relief of pnin , and that it does all it claim * to do , thousand * of ladles can gladly testify. * It will euro entirely all Ovarian troubles. Inflamma tion and Ulceration , Falling end Displacements , and consequent Spinal Weakness , and Is particularly adapted to the cn&ngo of life. * " * * * * * It removes 1'aintnom. Flatulency , destroys all craving for stimulant * , and relieves Weakness ot the Stomach. It cures Bloating , Headaches , Nervous Prostration , General Debility , Sleeplessness , Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down , cawing pain , and backache , is always permanently cured by its use. Send stamp to Lynn , Ilass. , for pamphlet. Letters of Inquiry conflilenttally answered. fjrsaleatdrvggMs. Spinal MIs e ' Waist , $175 Spinal Corset , 3 OO Spinal Horsing Corset , 8 25 Spinal Abdominal Corset. 3 75 Becommondod by leading physicians , delivered free anywhere in. the IT. S. on receipt of price. Satisfaction guaranteed. Lady Agents Wanted Jr.Lingai3t'BBpin&lCorsetCo.l2B'way.IetTYorlt. OUT OF ARE YOU EMPLOYMENT ? 'W e want agents , men or women , In every town In the Tolled Slates. No experience necessary. Agents , alreidy at work , average $5 to (10 per day. Over -KW percent profit * Four dozen samples for five two cent stamps. Address ' HAAVItEYE NOVEI/TY CO. , 322 Till St. , Des Moiues , loxva. Handling other novelties can ad ours to their business with ifrcat profit. Sell on slglit. W will send , prepaid. 5O Samples , for 10 cents- ADllEbS. ADllEbS.NATIONAL NOVELTY CO. 313 Court Ave. . DCS Hoines. la. R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillard's Climax Flog bearing a rtd tin. tag ; that LorUlard1 ! Revo Leaf fine cut ; that Lorillard's Km.T Clippings.and that Lorlllard'a Snuff * , * * * tb best And cheapest , quality considered 7 FREE TO F. A.H. GraphlcColo nf nn Ancient Initiation See no from a newly dl corerod Egyptian Tablet , also , the largo uew illustrated Catnlnpne or Masonic boots and L goods , wltlibottomprlcenalioanofferof ; very - - lucrative bnsne ] s to F. A. M. KEDDINQA CO Masonic Pub's and Manufacturers , J3t Broadway , New Yor1 lUnp for toy clmiUr , " 1750 * jnt ; or , Itow I in f FoulUT. " How to tn l n IxeabMornxtmc ailhiatu. ilow tobnllilehoppotiltrj-liouMi.pre- ferree&riicnrteboler .nulenenf l jAe. Anew book. C.G. CI IT. AbUttt.Kinju. Breeder P. B. fault nd I' . C. twin. . Swine circulars free. Iowa r.uslnesK College. Practice Bookkeepers m Teachers ; two lead , ing penmen. Sbort Land Telegraph , ing. 11 OEcci for Mudenu actual practice. Beet location , cheap board Tuition low. Journal free. & PILCHIM , Uea Jloinci , la. L. A. L. SMITH A CO. , Agents , fi Morphine Habit Cured in 1O to 2O days. No pay till cured. DK. J. SrEi'iiK.ss , Lebuiiuu , Ohio. TELEGRAPHY , or SHORT-HAND and L TYPE WRITING here. Situations fur. nished. Address Valentine Bros. . JoncsTille , Wia. rrUBTE p2bllslierof _ the IIiI.rsroi8 AGltlCTIX.T'tTISIST desires to secure 100,000 more snb- | j JL sen Dcrs. I numbered ltc < J53W)0. ) Ony43C ] _ * cnts will be given to thes > c new 100.000 subscribers. PAKTIAT. MST. OP PISESEXTS TO BE GTVXX AWAY i 1O Cash presents or Sl.OOO each ; 1O V. M. IJonils. SoOO each ; 1O V. S. GrconlmcU * . OO each ; 1OO U. S. Greenback. * , SiOench : l.OOO cu h lre eiitH of SI each ; 1 tirand Hqaare l lane ; 1 Grand Caulnet Orjan ; 1OO JLudles' Oold AVatches , SiO each : 1OO Sil ver HuntingCaseVatchen , JS-O each ; JOO M.cm-WIn-.Unc : AilckefCacVntcliei.Wlt each ; SO X.udles * Chatelaine " \Vathei , 81O ench ; GO J Joys' Silver WatcheN , S1O each ; 2Ol > Vntcrbury "Wntchen , S3-CU each ; GO Ladles' oid Xeclc Chains , JS15 each ; GO Gents' Gold Chains. S2i each ; SO Ladles' Gold JSracelcts , Sl. > each ; 1O Sliver Dinner 8 rvlcci , aiOO each ; 1O Silver Ten Sets , 6O each ; 1O Sets Purlor Furniture , t lOO rich ; 5OO Solid Gold KIiiz , , 83 each ; GOO Ncti bolid Silver Teuspoonfi , O to tv set ; S Bicycles. t5OO each ; 1 matched pair TrolUiis Ilof-sc * . , S > 1OOO ; COO , ial < - Ladles' Holler N ate ; 2Ok > pilrs Itoyi' ZColler Sicatsi ; und hundreds of other ni litl and valuable pres ents , which we cn not enumerate here. All the above presents will he awarded In a fair and Im partial manner. Presents vlll be sent to any part of the United States or Canada. Every person sending us SO cents for s. C-months * trial subscription to our paper Is also privileged to apply for u loan , to be made out of advertising proilts , ihe amount borrowed being permittee ! to remain unpaid as lonir as the borrower remains & subscriber . and keeps the Interest . paid. . " " " - ' ' - - approximate asfollows : 414 per Inch , la Issues. work ; o'Hc < rcpal"i etcT'f&6iM ; " m net profit of ei&U ! . "for this enormous proUt for sale of advertising space the ILLINOIS AOUICULTU1SIST depends on its 100,000 subscribers , for advertisers pay for space in proportion to circulation. With lint 25,000 circulation the pronts would he but a tenth of the amount. Therefore as subscribers are doing us n favor when they send ui Oiclr mmcs.we desire to return favor for favor. Any subscriber who desires to borrow from $100 to $ T)00 at 4 percent. , the principal to stand if desired , aslong as tne borrower remains a fcubccribcr , should so state when tie sends us 50 cents for a 6-months' trial subscription to our paper PPjaniTJnrC ! Loansma'IePTOrata'nutICS8tnan8IWnormorctnnnft"1W-rlrstvPar ' 8lnterestat-t percent. UUtftUJI UCJOs to be deducted from amount loaned. Your Individual note is "all the security asked , pro vided you will send the names of several of your neighbors to whom we can refer nut as to the amount of property you Onoyear aticr tlalc , for value received. 1 are worth but as to your good character. Kverysubscr.ber promise ' to jiay to the order of the publisher aiustcosttfrf/yaurce to show the paper and present to his ollL.na'u A r/ruHnrwt the sum of dollar * . friends with interest at ! per cent , per annum nftcr and neighbors. When a loan Is made , the adjoining . It is nnden-tnod and that maturity. form of note will be sent with the money to the subscriber's - agreed no part ot the principalof this no to will be de nearest bank or cs-ress ofilce , and no note need be signed manded or become payable ( exrcpt at my until the money Is paid over. Send the names of several plcamrei , aslonfjns 1 leniuin n paid-up sub references , and immediate Inquiry will be made. If no loan scriber to the above named paper. ( s desired , no references need be sent. You can { TVHO IVIit , SEXO TItS QUICKEST f get this In m.iklng up the above list of presents , we decided to reserve 63.000 EsldWzkhl to be divided equally among te first 9jJ subscribers received. Ifyou end2Ucsntsyou will bo entitled to oit receipt good for one prenfit , and for If yourlpjterlsamontheflrst9Drccelvcdyou > vll ! also be entitled to 50 Cents , i beautiful gold watch. The watch I s one thlrdlargcr than the picture. > VewlI send a printed list of the awards , free , and all presents will be If yon ! orwardcd to holders of receipts as they may direct. A list send at of watch winner ? Till bo published In our paper. The 50 once. cents you send ur ft . he regular price for 6 months , therefore you pay nothing i rthe present. Sub-crlbe at once. Don't rait a day. Wewlllscnd j ou the piper one year and 3 num bered receipts goo J for 3 presents. If yousend us 81. Get arefrlendstojoln you , and send $110 , and we will send the piper 6 months end 1 numbered receipt for each of yonrsub- scribers and 1 cztra for your trouble. No postponement. Send 10subscriber * , with $5 , and we will send you 12 sub- icriptlons aad 13 receipts. This offer is good only until March 15.1885. TV e have 53,000 subscribers already , and " 1 only require 43.000 more to havcthc desired number. Our j old patrons and subscribers , whom we number by tAou- I tana * , should go to work nt once and help us increase I our lit : by this grand and generous offer. I flJM Y Rfl f5MTQ Secures ourpsperS months on UnLI OCJ U li Id trial and one receipt good for I one present. As to our reliability , xve refer to | ' * ny Ilanlc or Mercantile Asemcy. Remember I these hre presents to our subscribers , girt n to them nbso- I lutcly free. , This is a chance of a lifetime , the trite path- I r.iy to your future fortune.Every subscriber get a I prize. A fortune miy be yovrl If you uill tint ctretcfi forth , your hand to rerelte it. It costs only M ) cents to try ltittM > tsti > lciinKw'llletitivnxt Postagestamrstaken from places where a Postal Note can not be obtained. Kemtt by Postal Xote. plahj envelope or express. ) Address ILLINOIS AGRICULTURIST , ( A ) | 62 La alio St. , Chicago , III. GARDENERS BUY HOHTKERN GROWN SHEDS. Wiiolciale I.Utof Warranted Northern Seeds brforc buying e'sw- JOHN A. SALZERS 't' < i ( io vrLaCross e.VTls. J < Wbeu you visit New York City , via Centra Ui-'pot. save Bacgagc Exnrcssoge and ? 3 Car nage Hire , abd stop at the Grand. Union Hotel opposite said depot. Six hundred elecan' rooms tilted up at a cost of one million dollar * 1 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele yator. Kestaurant supplied with the best Horse-cars , stages and elevated railroad to al dejKJts. Families can live better for h-s. money at the Grand Union Hotel than at am other first-class hotel lu the city. There are but two living species of elephants the African and the Asiatic. We Want to Buy Abandoned Home steads In Western Kansas and Nebraska Send description of your land , county and state.Vo have cheap Farms and School Land for sale. Write us. BERTRAM & DOOM , Real Estate Agents , Oberlln , Kan. A miniature city of Pullman will be exhibit cd at New Orleans. A CARD. To all who are suffering from errors and indiscretiona of youth , nervous weakness , early decay , loss of manhood. &c. I will send a receip-j that will cure , FHEE O * CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send self addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. JNMAN Station D. New York. Raisins are sometime. like prophets for in stance , when tlu-y aiv stoned. Ilnrd to Believe. It is hard n > believe that a man was cured of u Kidney disease after his body was swollei as big as a barrel and ho had been given up a > incurable and lay at death's door. Yet such a cure was accomplished by Kidney-Wort ii the person of M. M. Devereaui Ionia Mich. , who says : "After thirteen of the bos doctors in Detroit had given mo up , I was- cured by Kidney Wort. I want every one to know wnat a boon it is. It Is a foolish butcher thuJ ipts the meat trick system. CarbolIiicM. Sorrow and gloom the soul a. , , meet , Yet love wrings triumph fron- defeat ; And the coarsest hair can stihbe tine by using Jfaffie Carbolinc. The good dye young when they are prema turely gray. For Torpidity of the Liver Take Allen's Tonic Hitters. All Runulnt : hear the signature of J P. Allen , DrugRist , St. Paul , Minn. The easiest way to take a joke good-natur edly Is to take It with the scissors. The Throat "llrmen'g IJroiicJiial Tiwfies1 act directly on the organs of the voice. Thej have an extraordinary effect In all disorders o the throat. The front steps arc deserted now. The sea son has passed when she stoops to conquer. & TUP ! ? HfiMl ? in San Luis Park , Col. Home- H I HDD nUIlllJ stead , pre-emption , tret Claims. Fanning by irrigation , safest system No drouth , no floods. Canal completed. Water ready. Crops absolutely sure tirst season Home market. Surrounded by free grazing ranges. For full information address , COLOIIADO LOAX & TBUST Co. , Denver , Cole , Not a smile heat A womau's race to catch a car. The Record of the Fairs. Tiie superiority of Wells , Richardson & Go's , Improved Butter Color over all others made , is again demonstrated by its record at the Autumnal Fairs. The test of practicil use is what tells the story , and the great value of the premiums given by the Agricultural Fairs lies in the fact , that the judges in these cases are regular farmers , who know what their needs are ard what will supply them. Wells. Richardson i ; Co's. Improved Butter Color , which has taken first premium at ail fairs where exhibited , is put up in a vegetable oil so prepared that it cannot become rancid , a most important prop rty. the lack 1 which is fatal to so many of the Butter-Colors offere-1 for sale. It does not color the bmter-milk ; it imparta a bright natural color , which is unattained - tained by many others : and being ihe strong est is the cheapest Color in the market. Ten thousand women voted in Washington Territory. Pain and dread attend the use of most Catarrh remedies. Liquids and snuffs are un pleasant as well as dangerous. Ely's Cream Balm is safe , pleasant , easily applied with the flneer ; , and a sure cure. It cleanses the nasal passages and heals the inllamed membrane. Hiving relief from the first application. 50 cents at druggists. OOc. bv mail. Ely Bros. , Ou-rgo , N. Y. I have had catarrh in head and nostrils for ten years so bad that there was great sores in my nose , and one place wns eaten through. I got Ely's Cream Balm. Two bottles did the worlc , but I am still using it. My nose and head is well. I feel like another man. Chas. S. McMillen , Sihley , Jackson Co. , Mo. From Col. C. II. lackey , SMIowa in- fantrv : I have now been using Ely's Cream Balm"for three months and am experiencing no trouble from Catarrh whatever. I have been a sufferer for twenty years. C. H. Mackcy , Sigourney , Iowa. Light , weight The tonnage of a cargo of kerosene. Flirts are not so bad as they arc painted. J5rlnaiim > - and < > nality. In the Dia. mend Dyes more coloring is given than in any known dves , and they give faster and more brilliant colors. lOc. at all druggists. Wells , Richardson Jc Co. , Burlington , Vt. Sample Card , ; U colons , and book of directions for : ic. stamp. A pool man always lo.ks out for number won. For Dyspspsia , Indigestion , Depression of Spirits and Ucncral Debility , In their various forms and as a precntlvc a .iin t Fever and AKUC , and other Intcrniltt'lnt I'exeis. the "Iferro-1'hosplio- rated Klixir of Calisuya , " made hy Caswcll. Ha/ard & Co. , XewYoik , and t-old by all Jlrnpglsts Is the best tonic ; and for patients iccoverinjj frem fever or other sickness it his : no equal. Life : Man respires , aspires , conspires , per spires , and expires. CKNTRAIi HOSPiTAIi. COR. Itth AND JONES STS. , OMAHA , NEB A new hospital with a capacity of fifty beds. Private rooms for those who desire them. Ladies in confinement will have every atten tion and absolute privacy. All surgical opera tions skillfully performed. Kxperienced phyticians in constant attendance. Hates reasonable. For particulars address Central Hospital , Omaha , Neb. De perfecshun o' dis worl' is cber in danger. De ripe apple Is de soones' to rot. If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. "Druggist * sell It 25 c. c.No No lady objects to getting the sack now , provided it be of sealsk'in. PRIVATE Diseases and Abuses of Youth and Manhood Cured quick , safe and permanent- T. Call or write and cet advice , circulars , etc. Con- mlt free. Dr. N. E. Wood , Sioux City , Iowa. The higher classes the lore classes. The ewer classes the hire classes. Itching or Bleeding , relieved andper- PILES by Colo's Carboliwdvo. QettheGen- London has one clergyman for every four Jar-rooms. Nobody with a discernible amount of lenjro blood is admitted to the skating rink of Douglas. Mo. , and a dark com- ilexioned Spaniard was compelled to irodiicc documentary evidence of his lationality before the managers would jelieve him. CONSUMPTION. I haroapoalUTOremedy for the abovodlie ; byiu HBO thotummliof caiesol the worst kind and of Ion ? tandlnchavoboan cured. Indeed. > o trnnelB rarfMth In Its efficacy , thnt I wl 1 lemlTWO BOTTLES FKEB , tneetberwltn aTALUAUI.ETUEATISB on tlili dlteosa tn BUY sufferer. Glvoexpresamndr O.nddr ss. 3 DB. T. A. SLOCUJI , 181 FearlSt. , New Tori W. N. U. . Omaha. - - 240-3. IVHEN WHITING TO ADVERTISERS please say you saw the advertisement in this paper [ FACSIMILE OF TYPE-WRITER LETTER. ] TO THE PUBLIC , GREETING : Boards of Health are now everywhere cor recting the faults of sewerage and advising the people how to prevent future epidemics. . But other precautions are necessary , without > i out which no amount of Sanitation can avail. Dr. Koch says that cholera has but little chance among those who keep the digestive organs and the liver , skin and kidneys ( the I sewers of the body ) in healthful operation. Warner's SAFE Remedies are the best scienr tifie Curatives and Preventives , and we cannot too much emphasize the importance of using them now , as a safeguard against any future scourge Much of the common ailments are caused , not primarily by bad blood , but by IMPAIRED LIVER V AND KIDNEYS. , This results in blood corruption and injury to the entire system Remove this impaired action , and most ordinary ailments will disappear. Other practitioners have held that extreme liver and kidney disorders are incur able. We , however , by the severest tests , have unanswerably proved the contrary. Please note : FIRST. WE DO NOT CURE EVERY KNOWN DISEASE FROM ONE BOTTLE. Warner's Safe Remedies are specifics , which have been successively put upon the market ONLY IN OBEDIENCE TO STRONG PUBLIC DEMAND. These remedies are : Warner's SAFE Cure , for kidney , liver , bladder , and blood disorders , General debility , Impoteney , gravel , female irregularities r Warner's Safe Diabetes Cure , for Diabetes the only known specific ; Warner's Safe Rheumatic Cure for Rheumatism , Neuralgia ; Warner's Safe Pills for constipation , diarrhoea , biliousness ; Warner's Safe Nervine for nervous disorders ; Warner's Safe' Throatine for Asthma , catarrh ; Warner's Tippecanoe for all stomach derangements. SECOND. Warner's Safe Remedies , spite of all opposition , have won the victory and are everywhere recognized as leading STANDARDS. THIRD.After six years of unequalled exper ience , we give these unqualified guarantees : GUARANTEE I. That Warner's Safe Remedies are pure , harmless , effective. GUARANTEE II. That the Testimonials used by us , so far as we know , are bona fide , with a forfeit of 85,000 for proof to' the contrary. GUARANTEE III. That Warner's Safe Remedies are NOT MERELY TEMPORARY , BUT PERMANENT. " IN THEIR CURATIVE EFFECTS AND WILL SUSTAIN - TAIN EVERY CLAIM , IF USED SUFFICIENTLY AND PRECISELY AS DIRECTED . - FOURTH. Special inquiry among hundreds of our oldest patients results in unequivocal testimony that the cures wrought six , five , four and three years ago , were PERMANENT. And most of these Patients were pronounced INCURA BLE when they began Warner ' 's Safe Remedies. Read a few of Thousands of examples : ELDER JAMES S.'PRESCOTT , Box 262 , ' Cleveland , Ohio , founder of North Union Shakers : In 1878 was pronounced incur ably sick of chronic Bright's disease , by the best physicians. Then he resorted to LsZe Warner's SAFE ° Cure. March 12 , 1883 , I/X xKterftf. wrote : " Health never better. Just past Seth year. " Oct. 18 , 1884 : " I am enjoy / ing a very comfortable degree of health. " He says 'also , " I am an enthusisst over Warner's SAFE Cure. " Used 4 doz. bottles. ; MRS. HELEN LEIKEM , West McIIenry , ' 111. , two years ago used Warner's SAFE Cure and'SAFK Nervine for complete ner vous prostration. August , 1884 , she wrote " I have never enjoyed such good health ; have had no return of my old trouble. " S. A. GETTYS , Insurance agent , Chilli- 1 cothe , Ohio , in 1879 was attacked with ver tigo , which for two years and a half per iodically affected him. He was a chronic sufferer from dyspepsia. He had the best medical attendance without success. In 1883 he was cured by Warner's SAFE Cure , and writing Dec. 5th , 1884 , from East Liv erpool , Ohio , he said "I have never had the least trouble since I used Warner's SAFE Cure , which benefited me permanently. " THE REV. JAMES WAXHAM , of Lai Porte , Ind. , in Jan. , 1882 , used Warner's SAFE Cure for Bright's disease and after four months treatment says he was as well as ever. June 23th , 1884 , he wrote , "My health is fully restored , and I am free from annoyance from my old complaint. " R. II. McMICHAEL , of Emporia , Kans. , in 1880 , while livingat South Bend , Ind. , had inflammation of the bowels and a hard lump formed on his right side covering half the abdomen. Forty doctors ex amined him , five treated him but gave him no hope of cure. He lost sixty-five pounds of flesh. June 1st , 1884 , he began using Warner's SAFE Cure , 23 bottles of which fully restored his health. July 15th , 1884 , he wrote , "My cure is permanent. I was a living skeleton , who was restored by the use of Warner's SAFE Cure. " JOHN W. MAPES , M. D. , Paris. 111. , used Warner's SAFE Cure in 1880 and Nov. C4th , 1884 , he said " my kidney trouble cured then , remains so to this day. " EDWIN FAY , Esq. , Davenport , la. , in iSSi had Bright's disease and doctors said he could not live six months. Dec. 4th. 1884 , he wrote , " Warner's SAFE Cure used as directed , will cure any case of Bright's disease. I ani now free from any kidney disorder. 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