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.garr . , . * % , f t rf * t ! J6f * r j % * TIIE DEVIL TO PIECES. A Singular Service of the Salratloi Army lit Baltimore. Ealtlraoro American. The Salvatiou Array , in their new barracks at Gilmer and Baltimore streets , yesterday , had a jubiloc all day I he bright weather brought out man } interested from motives of curiosity only , and others who desired to testifj to the practical workings of Christian ifcy in their own liv s. Arr old-fashion cd experience meeting was held in the afternoon. The rays from the declin ing sun streamed through the side win dews , on the inside of which were tack- cd strips of cheap calico in all colors except black. It was a very unsuccess- ul attempt at reproducing the gorgeousness - ness of pure sunlight through imported stained glass. When the sun sank be hind the houses and withdrew its rays , the gloomy aspect inside was relieved on ly b } ' small clusters of gas jets about the pulpit. Although light was scant there was no lack ot sound. In the pulpit were a stout man with a close-fitting red jacket , the top of which seemed un relieved by shirt collar ; a tall , angular woman in a red jersey , a buxom col ored woman in a dark dress , trimmed with two rows of pearl buttons ; a very slim white woman , a beardless boy , two elderly men and a ten-year-old child. All 'these , excepting the child and the two men , were singing at the top of their voices , "Salvation's Free , " "I'm so Glad Jesus Loves Me , " etc. , and swinging their hands like the chorus in Pinafore in "Sbftly on Tip toe Steating. " The stout man was the leader. He was very hoarse , but man aged now and then to bo heard. The deep baritone voices of the noisy youn men in the rear of the house sa'ng ha _ a line behind the leaders , but contrib uted to the volume of the sound , if not to the melody. All crave their experi ences. the regular officers of the army first The angular woman in the red jersey , after saying , in a strong foreign accent , that she was very happy , took a seat beside one of the elderly men and put her arm over the bench behind him. The leader gave his testimony , but with a most reckless disregard for the letter "h" wherever he crossed it. Frequent exclamations of " ! " " ! " . etc. "glory "hallelujah , encour \ aged the speakers , and a 3-year-old IT child drummed loudly in applause on a bench with its feet that its mother had to threaten mild personal violence. All the experiences were most satisfactory. Some gave long reviews of lives once almost wasted , out happily reformed at critical periods. At the end of the ser vice the stout man could hardly be heard , but he summoned all his vocal powers and announced'hoarsely : "NVeMl have a service to-night at 8 o'clock , and take up a collection at the door , seas as not to interrupt the exercises. We mean to break the devil all to pieces , " What Do the Druggists Say ? They know tvhat the people call for , nritl they hear what their patrons say as to whether the medicines they buy work well or not. Martell & Johnson , Rush City , Minn. , say , "Brown's Iron Bitters gives entire satisfaction to our custom ers. " Kliukbammer & Co. , Jordan , Minn. , say , "We sell more Brown's Iron Bitters than all other bitters combined. " L. E Hackley & Son , Winona , Minn. , savs " , "All our customers speak highly of "Brown's Iron Bitters. " A. C. Whit man , Jackson , Minn. , says , "Brown's Iron Bitters is giving good satisfaction to purchasers. These are only a few. We have hundreds more just as good. HARPER'S YOUNG PEOPLE begins its career in England under the most prom ising auspices. The prompt demand for the paper in response to the announce ment of the English edition compelled Messrs. S. L y & Co. tp print 50,000 copies of the inital number. Flirts are like fiddlers Xo good without the beaux. The tea that always tastes bitter to the tyro Adversity. Carbolincs. Sorrow and gloom the soul may meet , Yet love wrings triumph from defeat ; And the coarsest hair ran still be flue by using Jtfagic Carbdlne. A shoe manufarluring company Is not a toleless corporation. Old Time Partisanship. Hartford Courant. In the election of 1792 , George Clin ton was the candidate on one side and John Jay on the other. The returns showed a majority of about 300 for Mr. Jay , but in the counties of Clinton , Otsego and Tioga technical errors were discovered in the returns which threw out Mr. Jay by 108 adverse majority. The counties of Clinton andTiogo oft- set each other , and the result was due to the manner of dealing with the Ot- sege county returns. The law required that the returns from each county. after being delivered to the sheriff should by him bq delivered to the state canvassing committee. . A man named Smith had been sheriff of Otsego county , and , when his term ran out , had been reappointed. He declined the second term and his successor was named , but did not receive his commis sion until after the election. Smith therefore received the ballots and sent them to Albany. The majority of the canvassing committee being Clin ton's partisans , decided that Smith was not the-legal sheriff at the time of the election , and threw out the Otsego re turns altogether , thus changing Jay's majoritv of 300 to 100 for Clinton. Not withstanding the great political excite ment , Clinton was duly inaugurated and served out his term. This precedent , ninety-two years ago , shows that in the "good old times" partisanship was as violentandunreason sble as it is now. It also shows that , in obedience to the legally constituted. authorities , the people acquiesced in the declared result , although a major ity of them knew that they had been cheated. _ _ t t Laura , the bright little daughter of Mr. J. H. Pock , of Emporia , Kan. , has for many rears suffered from hip joint disease , which had reMiU-l ! in shortening to a great , extent tbclimb. A month or two a o her mother placed her und.-r the core or thp suwnns , Hrs. Jjicker.-on & Stark , of the Ivar.j-a * Cit. , Sur- cical Institute. Since then her limb has much Unproved. _ Mint ftatittic = The nmnl.cr of juleps ilis- d'y iLc La .cwlcr. IlAstonlHlicdtlio Tubllc to hoar of the resignation of Dr. Pierce as a Congressman to devote himself solely to his labors as a physician. It Avas because his true constituents were the sick and alllicted every whore. They will iind Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" a beneficent use of his .scientific knowledge in their behalf. Consumption , bronchitis , cough , heart disease , fever and ague , intermittent fever , dropsy , neuralgia ; goitre or thick neck , and all diseases of the blood , are cured by this world-renowned medicine. Its properties are wonderful , its action magical. By druggists. "None but the brave deserve the fare , " re marked the conductor , boldly pocketing the unregistered nickels. "Say , why is everything Either at sixes or at sevciA ? ' ' Probably , my dear nervous sister , be cause you are suffering from some of the diseases peculiar to your sex. You have a "dragging-down" feeling , the back-ache , you are debilitated , you have pains of various kinds. Take Dr. R. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" and be cured. Price reduced to one dollar. By druggists. An extension table The multiplication table. table.When When Ignorance is bliss-it is folloiv to as the landlady what sh'e puts in the hash. The Worst Uretlir.il Strictures speedily cured by our new radical methods. Pamphlet , references and terms , two letter stamps. World's Dis pensary Medical Association , G63 Main Street , Buffalo , N. Y. A blunder-bus Kissing the wrong girl. The grandest verse ever composed the uni verse. From among the many testimonials received we select the following written by J. II. Car ter , a resident of Phclps countMo. . , who says , "I have used Sherman's FKICKLY ASH BITTERS to the best advantage , and can hon estly testify that it has done myself and family an immense good , and from my experience recommend it hi < jhlv to all sufferers. " The Rood dye young when they are prema turely gray. Mcnsinan's l > eptonlzed Beef Tonic , the only preparation of berf containing Its entire nutri tious properties. It contains blood-making , foi co- generating and life-sustaining properties ; Invalua ble for Indigestion. Dyspepsia , nervous pros tration , and all forms of general debility ; alio. In all enfeebled conditions , whether the icsultof exhaust ion , nervous prostration , ovefrrork. or acute disease , particularly If resulting from pulmonary complaints , ASWELL , HAZAED i ; Co. , proprietors , Xew Yotk. Sold by druggists. Steps have been taken in New York toward erecting a $50,000 monument to Father Mat thew , of temperance fame. Higher Prices for Butter. All dairymen who use Wells , Richardson & Co's. Improved Butter Color , agree that it in creases the value of butter several cents a pound. It is pure and harmless , convenient for instant use , has no taateor odor , andpives a clear , golden richness to the butter. It is the very best butter color obtainable , and is not expensive. In every state in the Union the demand for it is increasing. To what geological formation does rock the cradle belong ? A. Perfect Semedy for all abrnlsons of the skin and all diaeuea of the feet of Horse * and Cat tle. * Invaluable to Stockmen. Cole's Veterinary Carbollaalve. In Me and tlOO nans. At Druzgbts or bv mall. J. W. UOJjttf & CO. , Proprietors , Black JB.ver FaU , Wta. Of the forty-nine railways in Russia only fourteen use wood , notwithstanding every line runs more or less through Immense forests. Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds , and rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sam's Serve and Bone liniment. * Sold by druggists. Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul sions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists. Headaches , constipation , liver complaint , billiousness are cured by that mild , cleansing remedv ' which never produces pain , ELLERT'S DAYL'IGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cents. Sold by druggists. An economical man will Keep the leather of ais harness soft and pliable , which preserves it rom cracking or ripping. He alwavs uses UNCLE SAM73 HARNESS OIL , Sold" by all tlarness Makers. One-third of all who die in active middle life are carried oil by consumption. The most fre quent cause is a neglected cold , cough , hoarse ness , bronchial trouble or asthma , all of which may be permanently cured bv EILERT EX TRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists. A farmer's wealth depends on the condition of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they are especially liable to distempers , fevers , : olds. and all diseases which destroy animals. Thousands of dollars sue saved annually bv that valuable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children are snffer- insr and need for their relief DR. WIN- CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use- ul not only for all the disorders of teething nfants , but cures coughs , croups , .sore throat , colic and cramps of older children , and should always be kept in every Louse for emergencies. 3nly 25 cents. Sold by all druggists. 100 Doses One Dollar : an be applied truthfully to Hood's Saraaparllla only ; and it U an unanswerable and convincing argument as to the strength and real economy of this great medicine. Hood's Sareaparllla is made of roots , icrba , barks , etc. , long and favorably known for their power In eradicating disease from the system , and u rifylcctae blood. Restored to HcalUt. "Durlne the SHmmer months I have been some what debilitated or run down. I have takeu Hood's 'ar&aparllla , which pave mu new Hfi" and restored me to my wonted health and strength. " IVII..IJLX H. CLODUU , Tll.cn , X. IL Given an Appetite. "Within a week after taking Hood's Sarsaparllla my ppctlte began to Improve , my headache left me , my treiigth seemed to be renewed , and I felt better iu very part of my body. I rejoice when I think of the : oud Hood's Sarsaparllla has done me. " CHARLES L. JABBITT , Syracuse , X. Y. Hood's Sarsapariila by nil druggists , si ; si : for * o. Made enl . HOOD fi CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar. GREAM BALM _ cicanscs the II cad. Allays n flam mat on. Heals the Sores. Restorcs the Senses of Taste S SraellTTA Quick i Positive Cure. oO cents at DrnjTKlirts. ro cents jy mall rcjds- ered. S nd for circular. Sample by mall 10 cents. _ ELY UROTHEKS. Urugalsts. Oxfcgo , X. Y. n ? A'ctofmacnlflcentFIoral iUi cnrtl . 4ViXG Inches , sent rce to all persons who have iiied l.rowu'n Iron IHt- ers. fcialcrtfFraKe cml effect. Write your addre s Brown Chemical Co. , II alt f mure Md. ! r.iiflnni I oMcje. Trwlo UooS-Veeiieri 1 < cifi : twnlrmrt- When you visit New York City , via Central depot , save Baggage Expressage and $3 Car riage Hire , and stop at the Grand Union Hotel , opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant rooms lilted up at a costof one million dollars ; ? 1 and upwards per da y. European plan. Ele vator. Restaurant supplied with the iK-st. Horse-cars , stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for l w money at the Grand Uulou Hotel than at any other flrst-clasa hotel in the city. _ A deer has been killed within ten miles of Michigan's capital. _ A CA1CD. To all who are suffering from errors and Indiscretions of youth , nervous wealniecs. early decay , loss of manhood , &c. . I will send a rcceipa tnat will euro , FliEB OF CHANGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send solf- addressed envelope to Ituv. JOSUPH T. ISJI.VN , Station D , New York. Some of the Canadian papers printed Presi dent Arthur's message In full. _ We Want to Buy Abandoned Home steads in Western Kansas aud Nebraska. Send description of your land , county and state. We have cheap Farms and School Land for sale. Write us. BKRTKAU & DOOM , Heal Estate Agents , Oberlin , Kan. The fashionable fall flower is the banana peel. _ Tonne Men ! Read This. THE VOLTAIC BELT Co. , of Marshall , Mich. , offer to send their celebrated ELECTOO VOLTAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES on trial for thirty days , to men ( young or old ) afflicted with nervous debility , loss of vitality and manhood , and all kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism , neuralgia , paralysis , and many other diseases. Complete restoration to health , vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred as thirty days trial is allowed. "Write them at once for illustrated pamphlet Alligator steakts are to be on the bill of fare at a 2 ew Orleans restaurant during the expo sition. _ A slight cold , if neglected , often attacks the lungs. Buowx's BHOXCIIIAL TROCHE * give sure and immediate relief. Hold only in. boxes. Price 25 cents. A father who has put his boy into a law office , speaks of him as hls > son-in-law. For Dypep < iia take Allen's Iron Tonic Hitter * . All genuine bear the slgnatuiu of J. 1' . Allln , Druggist , St. Paul , Minn. It is easier for a woman to return a kindness than a copper-bottomed preserve kettle. Hoatrttei'8 Stomach ach Bitters Is the a- title for you. It stim ulates the failing en ergies , 1m Igorate * the body and cheers the mind. It enable- , Hit ; svHtciii to throw on * the debilitating effects of undue fa tigue , gives renewed vigortotheorgansof digestion , arouses the liver when Inais- the. renews the jad ed appetite , and en courages healthful icpose. Its ingredi ents are afe. and its credentials , which consist iu the hearty endorsement of per sons of every class of society , are most convincing. Korsule by all Druggists and Dealers generally. LIVER KIDHEYS STOMACH AND BOWELS. ALL DRUGGISTS PRICElDOLLAR. SSyopopsia , General Debility * Jatmdioe , Habitual Conctipa- tion , Xiivo ? Complaint , Sick Hoadacbo , Diseased Bad- 21070 , Etc. , Stc. It contains only the Purest Drugs , arsons T7hlch mayIjo enumerated P2ICSL7 ASH BA ? AUD BZ3SIZ3 , UilTDSiZZ , EUCHTJ , E21UTA , Si : . It cleanses the By at cm thoroughly , and as a PUBIFJER OF THE BLOOD Is TJnoqualecL. It in not an intoxicating beverage , nor can itbeusedasfiuch , by reason or Its Cathartic Propertlaa. PRICKITF ASH BITTERS GO. Solo Proprietors , ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY. CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS MUSIC BOOKS. Four-Hand Treasure , justout. collection or the best Piano Ducts , by famous composers : gent-r- ally quite easy , and a good and entertaining book for all homes where thrre are two Piano Players. Minstrel Songs , Old and New. immensely popular. All the best Jllnitiel , Plantation and Ju bilee Songs. Musical Favorite. } Gems of Strauss. - Music. Gems of the Dance. ) Gems of English Song. ) Beauties of Sacred Song. / vocal Music. Franz's Album of Songs. } The above eight books are uniform in binding : each contains 3X ) to ISO sheet music tze pages and each costs , in Boards S3 , Cloth S2.5O , Gilt SO. Students * Lire in Kong41.50. . KM vines and Times. lids. * 1.'J5. Cl , ll-TiO , Gilt $2. Xorway Music Album. $ iW , " SJ.IW , " St. Also , 30 Vols. of Musical Literature , attractive , well bound , and Interesting , among which arc IHttcr'A Student's History of Music. SirxJ , and the Lives of the various Great Masters of Music. Also many Christmas Carols. Send for'LIsts. Any book mailed for the retail price. LYON & HEALY , Chicago. OLIVER DITSON& CO , , Boston , THE WEST ! Dry Goods , Notions , Cloaks and Carpets. A reduction In nil departments for the next 3O days of 1O to " 5 per cent , less than they can be bought for at any retail store In Chicago. drOrdcrs by mail solicit ed aud will receive prompt attention. attention.SMTH'S SMTH'S NEW STORE- No , 1307 Farnam St. , Omaha , Neb , W. N. U. . Omaha , 28 1. WHEN WHITING OX ) ADVERTISERS please eay yoy law the advertisement in this paper * rp -i Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciatica , Lumbago , Backache. Headachs , Toothache , SoreT iruat. weIIliic .Sprnln .BruUen , Burn * . Ncalds , i'roit UitCB , jlXD AM. OUIElt I.OIH1.Y FAI.NS A > D AII1ES. Boldbr U.-ugcii'.n aud l > ' frxvorrwherr. Fifty Cenu bottt. D'rrotl'Mi. l.i II l.iojusicl. Til P. CUVHI.Kf. A. Vor.KLKU CO. * , na.U.S.l. This medicine , combining Iron with pnro vegetable tonics , quickly and completely Cures Dyspepsia , Inillaestion , Weakness , Impure Blood , MalariaChills and Fevers , and Neuralgia. It is an unfailintf remedy for Diseases of the Kidneys anil Liver. It is invaluable for Diseases peculiar to IVomeu , and all who lead sedentary lives. It iloes not injure the teeth , cause hendache.or produce constipation oth'r Jion medicines do. It enriches and purifies theblood , stimulates the appetite , aids the assimilation of food , re- ' lievcs Heartburn and Belching , and strength ens the muscles and nerves. For Intermittent Fevers. Lassitude , Lack of Energy , &c. , it has no equal. . ( Si- The genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other. JUdoouljby BUOITH U1E3IIC1L CO. , BILTI30HE , ED , Well Boring a Rock Drilling MACHINERY ! v For Horse or Steam Power Hundreds of the best men in SO States and Territories use it and will have no other 1 RELIABLE ! DURABLE ! SIMPLE ! ] Established over 35 years.wo have ample facilities to fill orders promptly , and I to satisfaction of our customer * . Cata-J logusiTBKE. Address * JLOOiliS < t NY3IAN , Tiffin , Ohio. * FOOTE'3 Original METHODS fll n CVC ? KaflaKew without docOF ULU 1 1 3 tors.medlclne orglisses DHDT1I DC Cared witho'toperation II U I I U II L. or uncomfortable trass. Debllltr , etc. ; canses and rational treatment , f . Diseases of all kinds- * ; ? * bo-callcd "Incurable. " lOc.ewh Dr. E. B. FOOTE , Box 788 , V. T. Cltr. The Oldest Medicine In the World C is probably Dr. leano Thompson's ELEBRATED EYE- Thta artiol 1s a oarofnlly prepared prescription , and bu beoa In constant nsa for naar5 a eentorr , and notirltbitandin ? the many othct pTepsrations that have been Introduced Into thj market , the aalo of this article li cocxtantly tacroa * inR. If the dlrectloni * ore lolloped U will naver fall , We particularly Invite the attention of phjalclani to Iti merlta. JOHN li. THOMPSON , SONS & Co. . Troy N. V. . Fine Cards , inscribed Floral De ! isij , - Sc to 3c each Friiifred Cards , Floral Design , color * . - KI to lOc eacli Fringed Cards ( larger. ) floral DeM n and Soeiiorv. colors , - lOc to SOc each DD A M PJO beautiful Cards , plain and I firm U O fiingeU , Ironi - IJXf up to S3 each JTEAV YEAR and II1KT1IDAY CAKDS. Klepant de-ign1 * , from j < - tip to S3 each. Plush Cases , Odor , Toilet. Ji-ttelry. Uo e , Cuff and Collar Boxes s.j > Broom Holder , trom 81 up to $ i i. Send 2o stamp * cmK A. lIOSJL'i : , Ouiahu. per cent mere Groceries it tie liable two of J. B. FRENCH & CO. , OStAHA , thxteaa afcoaeht'eliewnersuitlieatMtt. They nil 1C Ibs A Sngar tor - - Kl.OO 161baKxtr c 8uffarfor - - Kl.OO 14 lb * . Granulated .Sac r for - - & 1.O3 16 1-2 ISw. Netr Orleans Sugar for - Ol.OO Aa < Ocher woods In proportion. Send for Monitdj Sloe List. J. B. TREKCH & CO. , OMAHA. GILLOTT'S Bold by ALL DEALERS throughout the Worlc Gold TTIcdzl Paris Exposition , 1878. Sample Copy ( with Special Offers ) i'KKE. Weekly Republican PER TEAC. Address. THE REPUBLICAN. Omaha. Neb. Spinal Misses' Waist , 75 Spinal Corset , OO Spinal If uriiiis Corset , . . . . . . . . . . . Spinal Abdozuiual Corset. . 23 55 Recommended by leading physicians , delivered free anywhere In. the TT. S. on receipt of price. . , Satisfaction guaranteed. Lady Agents "Wr-nted j OUT OF ARE E PLOYSnEHT ? " \7 e want agents , men or women. In every town to fhe 1'nlted States. Xo experience necessary. Agents , nlrcidy at work , average . to si ! ) per day. O\er IK percent proflt. Four dozen sample * for five ttfa cent stamps. Address M.iAVKEYF. NOVELTY CO. , 322 7tU St. , lies Hlolnes , Iowa. Handling1 other novelties can ad our ? to their busiiraa - -nlthcreatpront. bell on sight. Wowill send , prepaid. 0 Sample' ? , for 10 cents. AWtss > - AWtssWATIOirA1 NOVELTY co. 313 Court Ave. . Des Moincs. la. R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillard's Oliigg Ping a reel ffntoc ; that LcrTnaixil Hoco Loaf fine cut ; Utat Larinerdl Clippliica. and that Lorillard's Sniit& , an tka b tt AuU ohe-.pes : , qualitjr considered f O C. CAMPUKi. ! . , New Ilcuie. avim , $7 per dy. 1-13 ; li3 St. I taro a positive roracdy fur tia ! sSovo JIssa e ; bj 115 ta to thousands crcusc nf tlia rrcrFt k'nlaiul < > f ( on ? utaadlnirhnvo l rncu'cU. iMilo'il.t enf init * nici' < T.ti'-iti i i s-n-iruo nom.r3 vncii. tocctherwltu a J.fASi.fc rill VTIfaUoi ; ' : ( . < ; iiso toaiivttin" < 'rcr. ISlTSfTiirissniril1tilr v. i : . r. A. S f , 5U i' . . - . Jt , > \ ? Vu.i. , "V * " THE SURE CORE ' mmax ito FOB KiDftEY DISEASES , LEVER COMPLAINTS , CONSTIPATION , PILES , AND BLOOD DISEASES. PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEARTILY , "Kidney-Wort Is the moot Buaocaaful remedy leverused. " Dr. P.C.J3r.iouJtonMonVt. "Kidney-Wort is alwaye reliable. " Dr. II. IT. Claris , Bo. line , Vt. "Kidney-Worthao cured my T ifo after two yean oofferinsf. " Dr.C. H.Summt-lln , QunlLU ] , On. IN THOUSANDS OF CASES It has cured where all claa hail filled. Itisralld , but efficient. CEKTAUi Ei ITS ACTION , but barznleas in all cases * tJTIt cleanse * the Blood and Strengthen * ard eive * > "cw Life to all the Important organs of too body. The natural octloa of tiio Kidneys is restored. The Liver is cleansed of all disease , and the Eowcla move freely and healthfully. In this way the worst diseases ore eradicated from the oystem. 3 racE , $1.00 UQTO ) on DST , SOLO nr smjotnsrs. Dry can bo cent by mail. WCIXS , RICIIAXDSOX i CO. Burlington Vt. Jformer ( toparty looking over fence ) : Losing flesh , are yer ? and don't sleep o' nights. eli7 TakeWKIQHT'alNDIAHVEOETABI.E PlLLi my boy , and you'll soon talk otherwise. 1 takes 'em regularly. $ > They purify the blood and cure all bllr ions complaints. Perfectly safe to take , being purely vegetable. . . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S . . VEGETABLE CGMPQUftB IS A POSITIVE CURE FOB All thine painful Complaint' * anil Weaknesses BO common * * * * * * * to onr best * * * * * k * * FE3IA.LE POPULATIOS. * , rrie * $1 In liquid , pill or loitoj * fona. Jt pvrpots is solely for the legitimate healing o ) dittcae and the relief of pain , and that it doe * at , it claim * to do , thousands of ladles canyladly testify. * It frill cure entirely all Ovarian troubles , Inffomim tlon and Ulceration , Falling end Displacements , and consequent Spinal Weakness , and is particularly adapted to the change of life. * * * * Itremoves Faintness , Flatulency , destroys all crarhiK for stlntulaaU , and relieves Weakness of the Stomach. It curei Bloating , Headaches , Nervous Prostration , General Debility , Sleeplessness , Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling of bearing down , causing pain , and backache , is always permanently cured by ita use. Bend stamp to Lynn , SIoss. , for pamphlet. Letters ol inquiry aonlldentlally answered. For tale at druggist * . P'HE DAVENPORT BUSINESS COLLEGE prepares - pares meu better for business than any other In * ttltution U the testimony of the commercial world. For circular * address ULLIBRIDGfi A DUtfCAN. Darenport. Iowa. Sample Book , Premium List , Price List CARDS ecntfree. U.S.CardCo. , Ccnterbrook , Cons 7 Maryland. " * # "L'retty wives , Lovely daughters and noble men. " "My farm lies in a rather low anil miasmatic situation , and g ? 'My wife ! " ' 'cA "Who ? " "Was a very pretty blonde I" Twenty years ago , became "Sallow I"l "Hollow-eyed ! " * | T "Withered and asrcd ! " i Before her time , from ' Malarial vapors , though she made no par ticular complaint , not being of the grumpy kind , yet causing mo great uneasiness. " "A short time ago I purchased your remedy for one of the chlldren-who had a very severe attack of biliousness , and It occurred to me that the remedy might help my wife , as I found that our little girl , upon recovery , had "Lostl" "Her sallowncss , and looked as fresh as a new blown daisy. Well the story is soon told. My wife , to-day , has gained her old-timed beauty with compound interest , and is now as handsome a matron ( If I do say it myself ) a * canbe found in this county , which Is noted for pretty women. And I have only Hop Bitters to thank for it. "The dear creature just looked over my shoulder , and says 'I can flatter equal to the < days of our courtship , ' and that reminds me ! there might be more pretty mvcs if my brother fanners would do as I have done. " Hoping you may long be spared to do qood , I thankfully remain C. L. JAMES. BELTSVII.LE , Prince Gconje Co. , Md. , > "May 20th , 1SS3. f rJP Nonc genuine without a bunch of green Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile , poisonous btiilt with "Hop" or "Hops" In their name. The spunky Free Trade paper began In March. 1853 ItnowhasoTcrS.OOOreguIaryearly subscribers. The , campaign Just closed leaves many evidences of the ! good done by the MILLION and now U the time to fol low up the work. The MILLION- determined to com pel the politician to accept the issue. The people will notlet go. And all those who want the factMoucbtng the robber system should subscribe now. The MILLION has the approval and endorsement of all the lending thinker * and writers on political economy. Its co i- tributors are : i PEOF. "W. C. SUMMCK. of Yae College. PKOF. A. L. PERRY , of Williams Ccllega I Hox. CHARLES NOUDHOKF. ; llox. HENRY WAT-TERMIX. A. L. CHAPIX. 1) . D. , President Belot ! Col'.eg * . .SIMON STKRVE. PEOF- . JI. bTcnTEVAKT , Illinois College. Poor. JASihs II. CAXFIELD , of Kansas. HOX.J.STERLIXO ilOETOx , of Nebraska. CAPT JOHNCOIIMAX. . MB. SAMUEL HAK.N-ETT , ofGcorgla. Pcor. N. C. FnEUERrKBEK , of Wiicon tn. GE.V. M. M. TKUMBCLL. author of UUtory of Free Trade In England. Hon. WM. G. BBOWXLEE , of Detroit. Mr K. 1C. llowKER , of New York. MK. UBAIIAM McAtsAM. of New Yort. MR..I. ScuoE iior , of New York. MR. WoitrHiNGTON C. TOKD , of IJrooklyn , } T. T. PROF. H. K. Surra , of Chicago Unlvenlty. JI c. E.V. . JUDD. of St. LouU. There is not another publication In the land wltb luch an array of talent , and all working for the good of the public. TbcMiLLlox It Issued weekly and the subscription price is SOcts A. Send for sample copies or remit direct In postal note * , fi draft on ChlcJgoorKew York , or , if these cannot be obtained , in 2ct postage stamps. Address , KKSTORED , cures gnaran- teed ; Saniple remedy 2 dimes. Address , Dr. Wood , JOl ourth St. , Sioux City , Iowa. Morphine Hiibit Cured In 1O to 2O layn. .No pay till cured. lJn..I. STKMIEXS , Lebanon , Ohio. JI PUBLISHER | 30,000. SUBSCRIBER ] FREE ! mm&mm& NO COMMISSIONS TO AGENTS. SUBSCRIBE DIRECT. I Mh < /Jb.ove positively Illustrates our plnti of dealing with our subscribers. The con- ! nectlntf link consists of cash premiums instead of exhorbltjuit commissions to middlemen , f WE GIVE AWAY | < W $30,000 FREE Below is pur premium list. Every article has been carefully selected and we guarantee [ complete satisfaction : j 1080 PREMIUMS. PRESENTS FOR ALL lat caili. - 93,000 2d cn b , . $3,000 3d cash , . 92,3001 4th cn > h. - - 2OOO 3th cuali , . - i 200 Ctli cm.il. . . 1.00OI 7th , piano , - 75O tttbpiano , - . GOO Stli.plaiio , - - SflOl lOtb , carriage , - 35O 11 tii. bncury. - 2.V ) lails. crold wntcb , 2OO | 13tb. c n. - 15O Hill , cold wntcli , 123 1041 worth in . _ _ - cniib. - - - _ K < y > n 100 elegant nlhnm.worth in ea.h.Sl.OOO 10O elegant album * , worth In on h7tiO 50 American .liver vrutche. , worth in cn Ii.81 , 507 iOO elegant bound book :6cO : The above premiums will be ready after Starch 10th , oa soon us the awards are raado by the Committee which will hare charts of the allotment. In addition to the premiums we will mail ixMtpaid toeverV new subscriber who follows our directions a present , independent of the premium. ' worth from 15 to "A cents. . These will be f9rwnrdo < l as soon as the subscription received. No p r on will be ponaitted to participate in oar premiums anle s he sendi ONE DOLLAR for ono rear's s.ibwiption lolSr peTon receipt of which his name will be entered and a numbered receipt forwarded entitlins him to tJ 85fSeE . . . . . . . , , , , ing pub-ltiont ! fhlin.on ia.7lliw i.l3r. ? . * lo.reach weekiToTHKKANSAS CITTTIMF.S Co. : Jan. 1.1S8I. I bare to I TO charge forTho' iir'edltions otoarfVMrT''SvyKjir'aAVs.S \ f ° nii3IfjI-'lt0rie'ilT ! ! IEnfor M1 was l3G2 ; ; f r Wi > . S7.liO.7B ; fern ! , . . - . - ----n . --'noted divine and 16(58 ( , $10.ia5. ? THKO. S. n'sV I > Vf I ( tenaral Iiterar-mikcellany , each isiao contains the following : Illustrated sketches of prominent men ; letters from all parts o * the world ; nensof the week ; fall and reliable maricet reports ; politicul goinss-on. 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