SWEET CALX , WE NEED THEE. Now the florco election's over And we'll BOttle down to peace , Fill up the copper boiler Give ttio gearing lota of grenso. Send tbo r.ows across the ocean , Send the newt afar and wide For America's In clover And upon tbo peaceful slide. Now tbo clouds of bitter scandal They are banished out of sight ; Drath unto the ruthless vandal Who would drag them into light. Lnt's support the victor bravely Whether yes or whether no , We voted for or 'gainst him In the great politic throe. throe.Chicago Sun. IlVlf JDOlt'ff AT LAST. A 1'osial TJilff Captured by a Government Vetcctlee in Zc3farii Saturday Evening After a Year's Search. * „ LcMars ( Iowa ) Globo. A man giving the mime of diaries J. Santy came to this city about six weeks ago and obtained employment with C. Corkcry , the livery man , as a carriage painter , at which work he has been en gaged ever since. He was accompanied by Jiis wife and two children , and they went to housekeeping in the building formerly occupied by the Troy laundry , on Hubbard street. Saturday a gentle man arrived in this city from the west , and after making some inquiries went to the house occupied by the Santy people ple and had a conversation with the woman. When ho left he stated that he must go up town to find out what time the train left. The gentleman was John Steen , of Omaha , postoffice inspector specter and government detective. Santy was the alias the carriage painter had assumed , his real name being Harry De Leslie. A jrear or more ago lie was in the employ of the government , as route agent , on a ! line running west from Denver. About that time regis tered money packages were lost on that route , and he was suspicioned. He was r watched , and discovered purloining a r registered letter containing $160 , but was sharp enough to get away before being arrested. Inspector Steen has been after him ever since , following him r over many of the far western states , the search extending over a period of twelve months , and resulting , as stated , in his arrest here Saturday evening. He was taken to Omaha for safe-keeping. . De Leslie was not taken completely by surprise , but received a warning of peril from his wife. It seems that after the detective had the conversation with i Mrs. De Leslie at their home , she had a premonition of what was about to hap 1 pen and went to Corkery's stables , where her husband was at work , and ff warned him. De Leslie then hurried I home , telling his employer that one of his children was sick. He was watched , i however , and when it was discovered that he had sought refuge in his house the services of Marshal Morris were.se- cured to make the arrest , as the detec tive had no authority to take the man in his own house. Upon reaching the premises Officer Morris , made a thorough f i > > searclfof the building from cellar to gar ret , while it was guarded from the out side but could not find his man. He then questioned Mrs. De Leslie and she i acknowledged that her husband had es caped through a window. Morris then proceeded to the house of the next door neighbor , Nick Reese , suspicioning that the man was concealed there , and was awarded by capturing him in the cellar , e where he was found crouched in the - darkness. When he was discovered . Marshal Moms could make out nothing in the darkness but a man's hand , but made a quick move for his man , and getting a secure grip , the prisoner gave up without resistance , knowing that it would be useless. De Leslie is small in stature , dark complexion , about 35 years old and probably French descent. "Acted Like a Cliarm. " This is what Mrs. Maj'er , of Baronne street , New Orleans , says of Brown's Iron Bitters. A "charm" works quietiy , surely , promptly , thoroughly and with delightful effect. . That is just the way this wonderful family .medicine works on the invalids who have been suffering the woes of liver complaint , dyspepsia and impoverished blood. Those who know its worth say it is a complete cure for dyspepsia , weakness , malaria , neu ralgia , etc. Patent T.'iat inil R elieoe Homes of Dead IVciijht. A new style of journal box , applied to one of the line pulleys which carry the cable of the Brooklyn bridge , has .at" tracted the attention of passing mechan ics of late , saj-s the New York Times. It is situated near the New York en trance to the bridge , and has the virtue of not needing lubricating oils and at the same time not heating. For forty- two days it has run continually , and it is pronounced a success by Col. Paine. The journal is a new anti-friction pat ent , and is based upon a system of bear ing rollers supporting a journal and re rA c * volving about it in a smooth journal Y box. The axle is fitted closely in a Jfe sleeve , which revolves with it , and around this sleeve , rolling between it and the journal hex , are twelve bearing rollers , also with journals , which re volve against short separating rollers , the only office of which is to prevent the bearing rollers from touching each oth er. The sleeve revolving with the axle presses against the inner surface of the journal , ' and the journals of which , bear against the separating rollers. The sur faces of these , in turn , roll around the bench and produce only rolling motion , without appreciable friction and there fore without heat. The uses of the new journal are in numerable , and it can be modified so as to fit all machinery where journal bear ings are used , and it is expected to rev olutionize the department of mechanics. It is believed that a racing sulky or road wagon with these bearings would give a trotter the advantage of three or four seconds over a wagon of the same weight having greased axles. Brown's RronelihilTroches for Couehs aud Colds : "The only arUcleot the kind which has done me jwort service. I want nothing better. " Jtev. It. If. Graiff , Otisville , JV. 7. Sold only in boxes. No wonder the defaulting bank officers run away to Canada. Whisky is quoted there at 17 % cents per gallon. Colorado's enormous crops the pre sent year are not caused as much by the land producing more abundantly as the largely increased acreage. CLEVELAND ELECTED PRESIDENT. The Agony Over at Latt and the Eectlon of the .Democratic Candidate a XatterJfot A'ow In , Dispute , Nr.w , YOHK , Nov. 15,18& . The national and state headquarters of the republican and democratic committees are closed to-night. Chairman Jones , of the republican national committee , left his rooms early.Secretary Fcsscnden and Committeeman - man Elklns remained during the early evening and were in conversation with Walker lilaine. All conceded Cleveland's election. Assistant Secretary Loomis said : ult is all over ; we only await the action of the state board of can vassers on Wednesday next , but we have made a good fight , considering that we did not have one-third of the amount of funds controlled by the national committee in the Garfield cam paign. " The democratic national committee's head quarters were deserted. Senators Gorman , Jones and Barnum had. left the city , feeling that their work was ended. The Tribune gives Cleveland a plurality in New York state of 1,070. The World gives Cleveland 4,107 plu rality in New York state. The Times' figures say 1,105. The Sun makes the plurality in the state for Cleveland 1,037. The Chicago Inter Ocean prints under the headt"With Colors Flying : " "The count Is completed and the old guard marches off the field , but it goes with colors flying , and with 'step as firm and true as went the men from Sumpter , undaunted and in splendid fighting trim. The old guard goes with measured stepping to the old refrain of Blaine and Logan , Elaine and Logan Elaine , Blaine , Blalnc. " There was great rejoicing by democrats in all sections of the country over a result that has so long been regarded as doubtful. i Is it Really Consumption. Many'a case supposed to be radical lung disease is really one of liver com plaint and indigestion , but , unless that diseased liver be restored to healthy ac tion , it will so clog the lungs with cor rupting matter as to bring on their speedy decay , and then indeed we have consumption which is scrofula of the lungs , in its worst form. Nothing can be more hap pily calculated to nip this danger in the bud than is Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medi cal Discovery. " By druggists. In the Russian-town of Svsran there is now living a man whose age is 127 , a fact of which there is said to exist indubitable proof. He was wounded in the battle of Borodino , and afterward entered Paris with the allied army. He is supported by charity. - Cancer of the lower bowel sometimes results from neglected or badly treated piles. By our improved methods , with out knife , caustic or salve , we speedily and permanently cure the worst pile tu mors. Pamphlet , references and terms , two letter stamps. World's Dispensary Medical Association , 663 Main Street , Buffalo , N. Y. 0\ven Brown , the only survivor of the old John Brown Harper's i erry episode of 1859 , lives in the Jay Cooke island mansion "Gibral tar , " Put-in-Bay island. Owen is now about fifty-five years old. To break up colds , fever and inflam matory attacks , use Dr. Pierce's Com pound Extract of Smart-Weed. "The Star Spangled Banner" was written by Francis Scott Key while watching the bombardment of Fort McHenry in 1814. The song was printed in Baltimore "American" eight days after the battle under the title of "The Defense of Fort McHenry. " The son of G. P. Cole , of Farlington , Craw ford countv , Kan. , has "been badly crippled from white swelling of the knee joint. He is now at Drs. Dickcrson & Stark's Surgical In stitute , of Kansas City , and is rapidly improv ing. During the past year more homestead claims have been taken up in Nebraska than in any other state. Allen's Iron Tonic Bitters cause food to assimilate. All genuine bear the signature of J. P. Allen , Druggist , St. Paul , Minn. 0 Mrs. John Jacob Astor is seeking to found a college for American women in France. A CARD To all who are suffering from errors and indiscretions of youth , nervous weakness , curly decay , loss of manhood , &c. , 1 will send a receipe that will cure , FREE OF CHARGE. This grout remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send self- addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. IHMAN , Station D , New York. One county in Australia has this year paid the bounty on 25,840 dozen of captured spar rows' eggs. Sprains , braises , stiff joints , burns , scalds , and rheumatism are relieved bv Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment. Sold" by druggists. Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul sions and frequently death. Apleasant , safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists. Headaches , constipation , liver complaint , billiousness are cured by that mild , cleansing reniedv ' which never produces pain. EILERT'3 DAYL'IGHT LIVER PILLS. Only Uo cents. Sold by druggists. An economical man will keep the leather of his harness soft and pliable , which preserves It from cracking or ripping. He always uses UNCLE SAM'f HARNESS OIL. Sold by all Harness Makers. One-third of all who die in active middle life arc carried off by consumption. The most frequent cause Is a neglected cold , cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , all of which may be perniantlv cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists. A farmer's wealth depends on the condition of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they arc especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds , and all diseases which destroy animals. Thou sands of dollars are saved annually by that val uable old' stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDI TION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children are suffer ing and need for their relief DK. WIN- CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use ful not only for all the disorders of teething infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat colic and cramps of older children , and should always be kept in every bouse for emergencies. Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists. A tea-totaller The tea merchant's account ant. Every nervous person should try Carter's Little NERVE Pills. They are made specially for nervous and dyspeptic men and women , and are just the medicine needed by all persons who , from any cause , do not sleep well , orwho fail to get proper strength from their food. Cases of weak stomach , indignation , dvspepsia , nervous and sick headache , " &c. , readilv yield to the use of the Little Ncrvo Pills , particular ly if combined with Carter's Little Liver Pills. In vials at 25 cents. Now is the harvest time for purveyors of curatives for hoarseness and bronchitis. I n haxlncM rollrge. Pracilca ] Couk-kerjierfl AM Teachers : twolead- Ins Pefmni. Shnrt baud Tvlcgnpb. IDE. IX 'HKctti for . ludcnf ttctatl practice. Br ioeatlno cbcapboard. Tuition low Journal free. JI ; > MI.OI ftLcuc * , ties lloin ; * , I Tonnff M nl R d ThUb THE VOLTAIC BELT Co. , of Jlarshall , Mich. , offer to send their celebrated ELECTOO VOLTAIO BELT and other ELECTRIC 'APPLIANCBS on trial for thirty days , to men ( young or old ) afflicted with nervous debility , loss of vitality and manhood , and all kindred trouble * . Also for rheumatism , neuralgia , paralysis , and many other diseases. Complete restoration to health , vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred as thirty days trial Is allowed. Write them at once for Illustrated pamphlet Iroe. v Iroe.A A new village In Kentucky has been named Cleveland. OHy Garamen. A nick-name . law - given to.a smooth-talking yer. But there Is no Gammon about Carbo- llnc , the great Petroleum Hair Renewer. It will do Its work. Philadelphia has seventy public libraries con taining more than 1,000,000 volumes. CENTRAL HOSPITAL- . COR. 14th AND JONES 8TS. , OMAHA , NEB A new hospital with a capacity of fifty beds. Private rooms for those who desire them. Ladies In confinement will have every atten tion and absolute privacy. All surgical opera tions skillfully performed , Experienced physicians hi constant attendance. Kates reasonable. For particulars address Central Hospital , Omaha , Neb. Queen Victoria has nineteen grand-children. London has a society to promote window- gardcning. Mensman'i F pt.miMed Beef Tonic , the only preparation of-beef containing It * entire nutri tious properties It contains blood-making , force- ffeneratlng and life-sustaining properties ; Invalua ble for IndlK-.tlon. Dy i ei in , nervous pros tration , and aUforms of general debility ; also. In all enfeebled conditions , whether the result of exhaust- Bold by druggists. The darkest hour is when you can't find the matches. Cotn'cCarboii i lv- Instantly relieves the pain of Burns and Scalds and never leaves a Scar. It Is the best salve In the world for general family use. 2Sc. andTSc. At druggists or by mall , J. W. CO1.C fc 0. , Black Klvcr Falls , Win. The hard drinker generally gets a-head in the world. Hosteller's Stomach ach Bitters Is a flna blood depnrent , a ra tional cathartic , and a superb anti-bilious specific. It rallies the falling energies of the debilitated , and checks premature decay. Fev r and ague , billons remit tent , dyspepsia and bowel complaints are among the evils which It entirely re moves. In tropical countries , where the liver and bowels are organs most unfavor ably affected by the combined Influence of climate , diet and water , It Is a very necessary safeguard. For sale by all Drug gists and Dealers generally. -THE § ESI TONIC. ? This medicine , combining Iron with pure vegetable tonics , quickly and completely Oureo Dyspepsia , Indigestion , WenkneM , luiDuroBlooUi1IalariaCUUUandFeTcr , and .Neuralsin. It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of th Kidneys and JLlver. It is invaluable for Diseases peculiar to Women , and all who lead sedentary lives. Itdoesnot injure the teeth , causeheadache.or produce constipation other Iron medicine * do. It enriches and purifies the blood , stimulate * the appetite , aids the assimilation of food , re lieves Heartburn and Belching , and strength ens the muscles and nerves. For Intermittent Fevers , Lassitude , Lack of Energy , &e. , it has no equal. JO- The genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other. Bad * only by lUtOVrX CUKBIC1L CO. , BiLTIXOBK , MB. AS Dyspepsia , General DeUIity * Jaa&dioe , Habitual Constipa tion , Ldver Complaint , Sick Headache , Diseased Kid neys , JEto. , Etc. It contains onlv the Purest Drags , among which may be enumerated F3ICU ? ASS BASS ISS SCSB3 , KATOKAZZ , 8UCH7 , CC73A , Ito , It cleanses the system thoroughly , sad as m PUBOTES OF THE BLOOD Is Uuegnoled. It Is not an intoxicating beverage , nor eax It bo used as such , by reason of Its Cathartic Properties. PHICKLY ASH BITTERS CO. Solo Proprietors , ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY. THE DAVENPORT BUSINESS COLLEGE prepares - pares men better for business than any other In stitution 1 * the testimony of the commercial -world. For circulars address LILLIBIUDGE & DUNCAN. Davenport. Iowa. T IELECRAPHYtt taught at Omnha School Telegraphy , Omaha. Neb. Serd forcircular. L.M.Hhccm.Mansr WA.J TEI for the best and fastest selling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced " S3 per cent. NATIONAL PUB. Co , St Louis , Ma YflnNR MRN Iele.RraPh-v "Dl1 Shorthand Sefcodi paying ' sttnationtguarant'd. Amo ? Iran Pchool of Triffgraphv ft Krinrthinrt.M dI on.w . U. , Oinulm. 233-47. IV1IEN WJUTING TOADVEIITISEUS please guy you saw the advertisement in this paper. When jou vtait New York City , T ! Central ocpotgavcBaggageEzprcssogeand | 3 Car nage Hire , andstop at the Grand Union Ho tel , , opposite said depot Six hundred elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars ; II and upwards per day. European plan. El- evafrar. Restaurant supplied with the best Horse cars , stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can lire better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel In the City. It Is an unmarried lady of Boston who pro poses that single ladles hereafter he called ' ' " 'batchclcttcs. C. V. Majors , Esq. , of Roll a , Mo. , writes : . "I take pleasure IB adding my testimony to that of hundreds of others , as to the efficacy of PBICKLT ASH BITTEKS. I have not only sold it here and in Arkansas , but hare used ft myself , and as a regulator of the stomach and bowels , I do not think there is anything better. Its action on the bowels is free , without caus ing any griping or pain whatever. _ _ _ _ - BK > BMW M - - VlmM < BMM Angling on the UpperThames , above Staines is now wholly prohibited by those who own the fisheries. CURES Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciatica , Lumbago , Backache. Headache , Toothache , iore Th rout.HvellliiB . Sprain.Krul e , Burin. Mcultlx. Froct It lie * . 1KD ALL OT1IEK IIOI1ILT PUSS AND ACHES. BoMbrDrugzliUaa.lDfulerierorTwhers. Fifty CtQUtbottl * . Dlrretlaai la 11 t.tugtlafti. THE OIIAKLBS A. VOUEI.KK CO , ( SlOMMonU A. VOOKLKECO. VHPILLS -PILLS TEE KEY TO HEALTH. USE WRIGHT'S INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS , Which PTTBIFY THE BLOOD * nd CTJS1 ALL BILIOUS COMPLAINTS. Perfectly ufo to take , betnjj PURELY VEGETABLE. _ THE TBFFIfc ! Well Rock Boring Drilling A MACHINERY ! For Horse or Steam Power Hundreds of th * beat men in 30 States andTerrltoriBs use it and trill bare no other ! RELIABLE ! DURABLE ! SIMPLEij Established OTer 85 years.ire have ample | facilities to fill orders promptly , and ' to satisfaction of our customers. Cata- lorue PBXX. Address ' _ LOOMIS & NYMAJf , Titan. Ohio. JOSEPH GILLOTT'S Bold by ALL DEALERS throughout the World Gold Itledal Paris Exposition , 1378. Oculist and Aurist. J. T. ARMSTRONG , H. D. Practice limited to diseases of the Eye , Ear and Throat. 1503 Farnam St. . . . . Omaha TREE TO AWT rcaccr of Ibio j pcr who ( Will nrce tosiiowoari catalogue and price list of Kubber Good ] to ticlr * ' . friends nnd try to In- * ' & ' ' W& Caecca Pules for m. We will cn < t you free , port-paid two full ; = " ' . ' f AD.Ei COSSAMIOi KUEBEB WAlElS 1'ttOOP OAK- II CMS , c-i a f ample , anil one of our handsome Colored Covers 41 n.7 CaU'ngues with wIiolesale price list showlar how von can mala -lice profit rijht at home. Stnd SO cents for postaje , pacliii , tc. , ( bjrajs orsilver takfn.t Cut this ont and -nd It to B. A. BABCOCK < fc CO. . CENTEEBEOOK. CHEAPEST LIST OF ARTIST MATERIALS L > W.&N. Oil Tube Colors , 90 c. doz. ; Sable Brushes , 8 c. up ; Bristles , -c. up : 1'laques.sc. up ; I'.iettcs,35c. ! ; Easels. 90 c. ; Artists' Ioxes. $1.50 ; Panels , 10 c. up ; Oils , raJJ c. ; Varnish , 130. ; Gold or Silver 1'iint , 250. ; Canvass , 750. yard : Pottery and Novelties for Decorating , i c. up ; Studies rented , IDC. p r week : Gold Plush Frames. Mouldings. Pointings , En- KravinRS. Curd and Nails : PIANOS and ORGANS , from 13 up ; Violins , $5 : Guitars , $5 ; Banjos $3.50 ; Drums , KJutes. Hfes , nS B H k B Zithers : Sheet Music , K off printed list ; BWl U Ca 3 Music Instructors fbrall Instruments.500. A. HOSPE , Omaha. Send act. Stamp for Catalogue : YOUR MONEY irnibny25 per cent more Groceries t the Old Re liable Store of J. B. FRENCH & CO. , O3IAHA , than can be bought elscwnere In the state. They Ben 15 IbBA Sugar for . . . . Sl.OO 10 Ibs Extra C Sugar for - - 81.OO 14 Ibs. Granulated Suear for - - Sl.OO 16 1-2 log. New Orleans Sugar for Sl.OO And other goods In proportion. Send for Monthly Price Lift. J. B. FKENCH < fc CO. . OMAHA. CONSUMPTION , I hare a positive remedy for the above disease ; by Its use thousands of caiesnl the worst kind nnd of Ion5 Ftuncllne have been cured. liulPfil. f Jnltsefflcacy.thntlwlil semi TWO BOTTLES FREE , together with a VAI.CABT.ETREATISE on this disease to any sufferer. GIra express and F O.sddr ss. BB.T. A. SLOUDil.ieiPearlSt. , Sew Tori. HOW TO WIN AT CARDS , DICE , A SURETUING ! SentFrcoto Anyone. 1 manufacture and keep constantly on band every article need IbytneBportlnpfrctcnilty toWlN wltl tin frames of chance. Send for mam 'mothcircular..Afidren V1CBUTDAM. C3ud67 XuuaSlmt.nnr'V.rk Ulj. Relieved Immediately and cnred Dy ° I"B CONE ASTHMA CosquzRoe. price fUl ) per bottle or 3 bottles for IS delivered. Address Dr. C. MABK.T , Manager , Ham- Uton. Ohio. O C. CAMPBEXI. , P. oprl-tor. New Homse , Tt > nns. S2 per day. 1213 Donglai 8U O.tlAHA , Neb. CHRISTMAS AXD Wrci a B IVHM9 _ . - - - - - - - -MivKKnsiso CARDS. Scrap Pictures and Slinpc N'o cities In rndlcsx styles and varieties. Send lOc. for sm.ill orlJOc. forlanrc panipleof Frlnsrd f liristinasCards. . Larce holldav- caMIogue free II. M. 11KOOKS & CO. , SprfnsCeld , O. Danger from Catarrh. If you iuffcr from catarrh , however rtlRhtly , you era In danger , because the disrate , If not attended to , will teen become chrontp , affecting your general health , and may alw develop Into bronchitis or con * Kunipllon. AB catarrh If thu ruiult of Impure blood It Is rcndlly cured by Ilood'a Snruapirllln. which purl- net the blood and Rives the whole y tcm hcsltli and strength. Thousands of people hiwc been cured of catarrh by Hood's Sarsaparllla. Give H a trial. "I suffered severely from chronic catarrh , onMtte , I believe , from Impure blood. It become very bail , causing much son-ness of the bronchial tube * , and n troublesome COUKM. which pave great anxiety to my f rlemU and myself , a two brother * tiled from bron chial consumption. I tried many advcrtlied medi cines for catarrh , both Inhaling and Internal : but It wax limply money thrown away , a * I received no bonent. 1 wa at last Induced to try Hood' * Sar a- parllla , and after taking five or MX bottle * I am not jhc snme man In health or feeling * . My catarrh I * cured , my throat In entirely well , and a dyspeptic trouble acccompanlod by dick headache have all dlH- appeared. " K. M. LINCOLN ; 33 Chambers street , Ueston. Ueston.Hood's Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all drupclsts. $1 : MX for $3. Made only by C.I. HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Masx. 100 Doses One Dollar THE SURE CURE FOR KIDNEY DISEASES , LIVER COMPLAINTS , CONSTIPATION , PILES , AND BLOOD DISEASES. PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEARTILY , "Kidney-Wort la the moat succeecful remedy leverused. " Dr. P.O. Ballon , Monkton.VU " reliable. " "Kidney-Wort la always Dr. E. K. Clark , So. Hero , Vt. "Kidney-Wort has cured my-wlTo after two years Buffering. " Dr. C. II. Summerlln , Sun Hill , Oa. IN THOUSANDS OF CASES It has cured where all else had failed. It ia mild , but efficient , CEKTAUi IN ITS ACTION , but harmless In all cases. t5TIt elcaiue > the Blood and Strengthens and give * New Life to all the important organs of the body. The natural action of the Kidneys ia restored. She Liver Is cleansed of all disease , and the Bowels more freely and healthfully. In this way the wont diseases ore eradicated from th.0 system * _ _ _ _ 3 PEICK , $1.00 UQTHD OB DBT , SOLO BT DUCGOSTS. Dry can be sent by moil. "WELLS , RICIIARDBOX & CO. BurlTnetcm Vt. KIDNEY-WCR" ! Magic Lanterns Outdone by tfce The Medal orMcrltftT.Y. Ara-InsUtnlcFalr. 1SS3) ) . awarded to our new , cheap and original Lantert for I'rojocting and Enlnrpjng ordinnry Photographs Chromo Cards , Scrap Pictures , etc. Works like magic delights nnd mystifies everybody. TJscfnl to Portrai Artists and to every family wanting Home Amtifcmcnt l'rlce , SS./iOanilSS. Over OO IMcturci ent free with every Polyoptlcon. Ovn 2OO Beautiful IMclures In colors for SX Full and free descriptive circular. Murray Hill Pub. Co. , 129 E. 28th St. , N. Y AGENTS ARE YOU MAKING MONEY ? Wide nwake Agents are making from J100 to 8200 per month _ _ selling the original MISSOURI STEAM WASHER. of territory jrlvpn. Write for terms an THE 310. STE.OI WASHKIt CO. . 300X.3IiilnSSt.IxmIiM > , THE MO. STEAJ1 WASHER CO. . 313 State St. , Chicago. - LOM and Gala * CHATTER I. , 1 wiw taken sick a year ago With bllloua fovor. " "My doctor pronounced mo cored , but I got sick again , with terrible pains ia my back and eldoe , and I got BO bad I ConldnotmoYct I shrunk I From 228 Ibs. to 120 1 I had been doctoring for my liver , but It did me no good. I did not expect to live more than three months. I be gan to use Hop Bitters. Directly my appetite returned , my pains left me , my entire system seemed renewed as If by magic , and after using several bottles , I am not only ns sound as a sovereign , but weigh more than I did before. To Hop Bitters I owe my life. " R. FITZPATIUCK. Dublin , June 0 , ' 81. n. r "Maiden , Mass. , Fob. 1 , 18HO. Gentlemen Cl suffered with attacks of sick hemlnolio. " Ncuraltrlo , female trouble , for years In the most tcrriblo and excruciating manner. No medicine or doctor could give me relief or cure , until T used Hop Bitters. "The first bottle Nearly cured me ; " The second made me as well and strong as when a child. "And I have been so to this day. " My husband was an invalid for twenty years with a serious "Kidney , liver and urinary complaint , "Pronounced Boston's best" by physi cians "Incurable 1" Seven bottlca of your Bitters cured him ana I know of the "Lives of elpht persons" In my neighborhood that have been saved by your bitters , And mouy more are using them with great benefit. "They almost Do mlraclesl" 3Tn. B. D. Stack. How TO GET SICK. Expose yourself day and Jilffht ; eat too much without exercise ; work too hard with out rest ; doctor all the time ; take all the vile nos trums advertised , and then yon will want to know now TO OKT WJELI * whlcb li aniwered In three words Take Hop Bitters ! . - t None genuine without s > bunch of' green IIops I on the white label. Shun all the vile , poisonous stuff 1 with "Hop" or "Hops" in their name. * * * * * * * * * * . . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S . . VEGETABLE COMPQUND * . IS A POSITIVE CURE FOR . All those painful Complaint * * and Weaknesses 80 common * , * * * * to our best * * , , * FEMALE POPULATION. * Price SI In liquid , pIH or Io n j form. Jts pvrpots to solely for the legitimate hcaUng of tlttase and the relief of jxiln , and that it doe * all it clalmt to do , thotuandt of ladles can gladlu tuUfy. It will euro entirely all Ovarian troubles ! InBamni * tlon and Ulceratlon , Falling and Displacements , aa consequent Spinal Weakness , ar.d 1 * particular adapted to the change of life. " It removes Falntness. Flatulency , destroys all craving for stimulants , and relieves Weakness of the HU > macti It cures Bloating , Headaches , f.ervou Prostration. O < ncrdl Debility , Sleeplessness ! , Depression and IndJ ration. That tecllnjr of bearing down , causing pobv and backache , is olwaya permanently cured byltsuae. Send stamp to Lynn , MOSA , for pamphlet , letter * ot inquiry confidentially answered , t'arwileatdruggitit. The BuYZBrf GUIDE is Issued Sept and March , each year. : 224 pages , 8 * x 11 J inches , with over 3,3OO illustrations a whole picture gallery. Gives wholcsala prices direct to consumers on all goods for personal or H family use. Tells how to k order , and gives exact f B costof ev- erythingyou B U use , drink , eat , trear , or F have fun with. These invaluable. books contain information gleaned from. the markets of the world.Vo will mail a copy Free to any address upon receipt of the postage 8 cents. Let us hear from yon. v _ Respectfully , MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. A 829 Wabult Avenue. Cklum. UL Morphine Habit Curort 111 JO toaOfliiys. > Toniy : till cured. Da. J. STEPUKMB. Lebanon. Ohio. ninnP Sample Hook. Premium List , Price List UHnUO sent free. U.S.CardCo. , Ccntcrbrook , Conn A $25.00 WATCH FOR ONLY $5.27. IOO.OOO watches less than cost to make. I BEAD OUE OFFER : A CH4HCE AMD BARGAIN OE A LIFETIME. What nil newspapers munt lirtvc to live Ia fiubscrib- er * . A large aubscripf ion lint brings Iicnvy advertising Twenty- patronage. This sale of advcrtiiuni' Epacc is what pays the pub lisher , NOT THE suBScniraous to his paper. We have adopted five the following honest and eqnaro plan to pet 100,000 new rabficrib- crs. A contract ia signed in which we have bound ourselves to I take inside of CO days Dollars TOB 100,000 , AMERICAN LEVER WATCHES , $5.27 The Watch isn Key Wimlinjr Wntch with the Celebrated I . Anchor Lever Movement. Expansion Balance. Fully Jeweled. They arc mode of the hert material and in the veiy best manner , eo as to insure peed time-keeping qualities. The Caw are made of the celebrated metal known as Aluminum Gold. This metal has a sufficient amount of pold in the comiosition to Rive the watch n genuine i Kohl nppcnrniirc. Indeed , it cannot be told from I a Genuine field Watch except by the best judges. I They are finely engraved or cnRine turned anil are massive and Kirnng and very handsome , making it just the watch for all who require a coot ) strong trntch and on accurate timekeeper. For I trading and speculative , purposes , it is rapcrior to J any watch ever before offered. They can be Kild I > readily for $20 each , and traded for horbcs , cattle , \ etc. , EO as to double this amount. > . Xfotr yon can I IB ffft f 'tit bran fi-\ \ fill irate ft for /ft * titan coil. ICeaet and profit by our contract. Vo luc a fair offer teat erer matte before ! We will send this watch to any port of the United I States by registered nmil or to Cnnnila by K.x- press upon receipt of S-5.-7. ( ThiHirt less than cost. ) Each and every person who takes this watch at this price < S5.27)must ) agree to ( .how it to their friends and tell them how and where they pot it. Positively this mu5tbedoneand upon receiving the ivnlcfi must sign and return ths following fair contract : In imsidemtinn ol Ihe fact that the pnUishf r of the Farm. Field and Stableman his told me the Amerlr LtTf r UnitIng - Ing Caie Watth for 15.27 , which watch I have received and find rrartly as reprn.rtiit'1. therefore I promise in one yearfiom date to send one dollar far the Farm , field and Stockman , sarao being fijaeat for the piper wnt me during the entire put year. Datedat 1851. Signed , „ _ _ _ _ _ . NO 5IO.VEY REQUIRED O.Y THE PJFER TILL YOU HAVE HAD IT 0.\E YEAR. In ordering the watch you must say in yonr letter that if It is as represented nnd after a thorough ciam- { nation of ten days the watch gives Eatisfocuon you will fill out , sign and return a blank contract like the j above , which ' is Een't with . each watch. . . Oi vcrtisin ? . Every person wfio getf" n watch will be a subscriber. "How do' you knowi" Why , a man that gets our watch will rtoy with us because he lias pot double what lie pniil for. On this lot of 100,000 wntchos we shall lose fifty thousand dollars , but this loss will ftcure us 100.000 new subscribers to ourprpcr , which will moke our subscription list over 50,000. With our present circulation of 150.000 Eubscnbprs , our advertising patronage is 540.000 a year , and we have 8,000 lines of f pace per month hich , with OUT increased list , will make our receipts from ths source alone $120,000 for the year. Deducting loss oil watch , and current expenses ! , will leave us a praSt of about $30.000 for the year. Furthermore , | Bhonl'ionr estimate on advertising receipts prove too larRC. we will have due us from Rubscribra $100,000 , i wHWBTre count good , as every watch will have proved so Rood that every man is sure to pay. You see EOTT hr * we propose to lose mnney lo mate money and give every person a benefit and sell the watch lest titan cost to manufacture. AVe knotv this offer win demoralize the watch business of this country , but it Ia everr man for himself in this ojre of newspaper war. and if we give cur readers a watch THAT Wllalj CO.AIPAUE nnd Is as Rood as any one hundred DOIYTiAR watch for $5.27 we propose to do it and give them the benefit of our capital. In this way we benefit our subscribers and by so doing help ourselves - I selves as well , ft if no Idle boast to nay that thi icatcA loots as well as a hundred-dollar repeater. Reader , [ there is an immense amount of ratif faction in displayinca beautiful watch. Here isan opportunity 1or joa to show a watch as beautiful for S5-2 as vour rich neighbor shows for one hundred dollars. TO SHOW THAT OUR OFF lt IS SQUARE we will send a copy of the paper and the American L > cver Watch by express. C. O. D. , subject to examination , upon receipt of § 1 JO to guaran tee charges both ways. The receiver accepting the watch will have to pay a balance of $3.77 and express charges to his place. Where 5.27 cash is sent in advance we pay all charges and guarantee Eafe delivery. This I is yonr opportunity. Don't let it pass ; if you do you will regret it. The offer is opn for sixty days from | dote. It yon want to make husband , brother or friend a handajme present , this is yonr time. Send money by express , poetoffice order , postal note or registered letter. Will take Z-cent postage stamps. Address ' FARM , FIELD AND STOCKMAN. Bryant Block , 57 & 59 Dearborn St. , Chicago. HI. SLICKER THE BEST WATERPROOF RIDING COAT. //SH B Coren tha entire uddle. and -will keep yon dry In any storm. Sold eTeryarbere. Illustrated catalogue treo. A. J. Tower. Bottoa. It Is a well-known fact that most of the j Horse and Cattle Powder sold In this coun- jtry -mirthless ; that Sheridan's Condl- AKE HENS I tlon Powder Is absolutely pure and very LAY { valuable. .Nothing on Earth ivill ( make hens lay like Sheridan's _ . _ . ( Condition Powder. Dose , one teaspoonfnl to each pint of food. It-Bin also prevent and care * b ffj % R * f VV3 1LM t BJ K9 f slog Cholera &c. Sold everywhere , or sent by mail for x BaHw Kii \il\/H i % * * 25 cents Inztamps. Also furnished In large cans , for breeders' use , price $1.00 ; by null , 51.2Q. Orcnlars sent FKEE. I. -IOHXSO1T < fc CX > . , Boston. M.IM.