HURRAH for BARGAINS J- * ' TH E y Chicago General Store < h. * > & , CHEAPEST & BEST SELECTED STOCK OF Dry Goods , Milling Hats and Gaps , Boots & Shoes , Clothing , Carpets , Groceries , TO BE FOUND WEST OF OMAHA and LINCOLN * * At Prices That Can't be Beat. * * * * * * V * * r1fV VT * * vrMW a < * J < Ottoman Silk , Brocade , Reps , Seal Plush Cloaks SLENDID FEINTS , 20 Yards for . $1.00 FINE DRESS GOODS , . from 5c. up CRASH TOWELING , . 5c. and Upward FINE LINEN TOWELS , . . lOc. and Better < HANDKERCHIEFS , . 3c. Better Ones at 5c. and lOc. LADIES' CLOAKS , . from $2.50 up to $75.00 IN LADIES' CORSETS. ; . We Defy Competion AT ASTONISHINGLY Low FIGURES , A Bonus 10 Yds. Calico. Let every one who visits or lives in McCook , visit the Chicago General Store before purchasing elsewhere theii Winter Goods , and Ibe convinced that the above named Store is first-class and true in all respects in weights and yards . We shall continue for sixty days to give a bonus of Ten Yards of Calico to every Cash Purchaser of Ten Dollars lars worth of goods , outside of groceries. JOS. MBNABD. B. & M. PHARMACY. HAVE IN STOCK A LINE OF FINE TOILET ARTICLES , Combs , Brushes , Perfumery , Extracts , Etc. WINES AND LIQUORS Will be sold only in cases of sickness , and then only on Physician's Prescription. Prescriptions Carefully Compounded , Day or Night. Doctor's Choice , America's Finest Five Cent Cigar. McOOOK , - - NEBRASKA. " Challenge Wind MiL ! Superior to any on the market , bcinR Heavier , Stronger Built , . . and therefore a. more Durable Mill. It Is the only absolutely safe Mill built ; and out of Thousands Erected During 12 Years pn t. not one has ever blown away nnd left the Tower . . standing. A record no other Mill can show. We offer to put tip any of our PUMPIXG MILLS ON THIRTY DAYS TRIAL , And If they don't give satisfaction , will remove Mill at our own expense. Also Manufacturers of the Celebrated Challenge Feed Mills , Corn Shelters , Iron Pumps with brass cylinders , Iron Pipe , Tanks. For estimates , catalogues and prices , apply to G. B. NEXTLETOfl , McCook , Neb. , Agent for Southwestern Nebraska and Northwestern Kansas. D. KENDALL'S BILLIARD HALL & FAVORITE RESORT , THE PLACE Ice Cold Lemonade , Ginger Beer , Pop , Nuts , CHOICE CIGARS , CANDY , ETC , BILLIARD and POOL TABLE. CALL anA ENJOY YOURSELYES Bc utie . [ London World ] Ttie faded Adonis of 50 has found th < Uousual ! heats of the season ttiis yeai tell upon him severely. Until th middle of June he bore up bravely ; bui the two or three weeks of warmth ant sunshine which then supervened wer < .too much , and ho sighs for Buxton 01 pants for Jlomburg. It may bo that ii he takes sedulous care of himself ho will for several seasons remain fairly per sonable ; but just now he does as un wisely in showing himself in his club erin in the park in the gaudy glare of the day , as mature matrons , whoso com plexions are indebted even more to arl than nature , do in failing to seek sub dued lights , or in lingering at festive gatherings till the last saraband has been danced in the hall. Twenty years ago the male beauty , who is tp-dzty in a state of temporary prostration , was a remarkably handsome man. His way with women was what novelists call caressing. His conversa tion was made up of insipidities , but they were uttered in a tone which was deferential and winning. Scarcely a trace of these attributes remains. The slayeiof hearts has not acquired the mellow dignity which age ought to bring ; he has only substituted for his old charm of talk and manner a feeble ness and incoherence which are sugges tive of incipient paralysis. 'Something of its pristine shape is retained by the figure , thanks to the cunning arrange ments of the man millinery of the period. But the young exquisite has not blossomed into the old buck. The constitutional indisposition or ability to accept the doom of years has generated an air of nerveless vacillation as of one who cannot brace himself to take the plunge , and stands pitiably shiver ing on the brink of age without being able to retreat to the pleasant swards of youth. An attitude , physical in its or igin , has become moral in its effects. It is painful and ludicrous to witness the convulsive efforts , which seem to have a touch of epilepsy in them , made by the faded male beauty to assume his old place in society and to ply his van ished arts. No one would grudge him the sort of success that occasionally waits upon his efforts. He induces a widow of quality to accompany him to the altar , or he imposes upon the credulity of the proprietress of a less experienced heart. The relics of heavy swelldom have their marketable value , and it is lucky for the gentleman to whom they constitute their sole capital and stock-in-trado that the stuttering imbecility which years have brought is not always regarded as a disqualifica tion. She Understood Politics. [ The Judge. ] "Now , let me see if I understand this presidential election in Chicago , " said a blushing bride at Niagara to her spouse , as they gazed at the Niagara falls , after they had enriched the hackmau for life : "Blaine and Cleveland were chosen , were they not , my deary pet ? " ' "They were nominated at Chicago , my sweety sweet not elected. " "When will they be elected , myange love ? " "Only one of them will be elected , dove. " "Then why were they both nominated at Chicago , iny petty pet ? " "You see , my dear , one is a Democrat and the other is a Republican. " "Then what is the use of having two men nominated at Chicago if they can't both be elected ? I know there are al ways two men on the ticket. There were Tilden and Hondricks and Hayes and "Wheeler. Pa told mo so. " "Yes ; but you must understand that there is a vice president. " "Oh , my darling of darlings ! " ex claimed the bride , reproaching herself for her doubts ; "I see it all now. Cleve land is to be president and Mr. Blaine vice-president. Then the husband mortgaged a farm of his and took his bride for a drive to Whirlpool Rapids in a hack. Novel Use of a Tombstone. [ Exchange. ] A Providence , E. L , lady went into a market one day recently and called for corned beef. The market-man took the stone for holding the meat down in the brine from the barrel , and laying out two or three pieces of beef for her ex amination , turned to wait upon another customer. While he was thus engaged her eye fell upon the stone that the mar ket-man had taken from the barrel , and she read : Susan . Died , 1849 , Aged 8 months. The beef in the barrel had no further attraction for her , and with a remark that expressed to the market-man the horror she felt at the use to which thu stone was applied , she left the store. As she went out he remarked : "I don't generally keep that on beef ; it belongs m the pork-barrel. " Tlio Same Everywhere. "Undertones. ' ' [ Chronicle ] I suppose something of the working of civilization should be noticed in chil dren. But it is not. The children ot all periods , all classes , all races , betray the same original tastes. Their amuse ments have varied but little ; they have everywhere a tendency to play ball , to break things , to tease one another , to make mud-pies and revel in sand , to tear their clothes , and there has been , so far as records go , no time or place in the history of the world when they have behaved any differently from what they ' do to-day. It would seem that luumiu nature is a simple thing enough us it has been created , and civilization is merely a lot of complications produced by men. A More Appropriate Name. [ New York Sun. ] "Will yon have some of the dessert , Mr. Dnmley ? " inquired the landlady. Dumley politely allowed that he would. "Do you know , " he remarked , as ha guzed at the very narrow little piece of whortleberry pie which was sent him , "that I would hardly call this a dessert. " "No. what would you call it ? " she de manded. "An oasis. " In India cats are sometimes attacked by cholera , according to a , " French au thority , and may communicate the dia ease to man. 6ITY BAKERY A. PROBST & BRO * WE KEEP ON HAND BREAD , PIES & CAKES GRAHAM BREAD. Cakes Made on Order Lunch Room in connection , wher you can get hot coffee , etc. Paragon Drug Store PURE DRUGS IB EEDLESS VARIETY , ALL THE STANDARD PATENT' MEDICINES ! Paints , Oils , Window Glass , all sizes , Cigars and Tobacco , Wall PaperBooksand Station ery , Heading Matter , School Books , Slates , Pencils , Toilel Articles , Pure Wines and Li quors , for medical purposes , indin fact every tiling usually kept in a first-class Brug Store , Dr. GREEN. Saddles f Harness. [ OPPOSITE HOTEL OX THE HILL. ] Manufacturer and Dealer" In SADDLES , HARNESS , BRIDLES , COLLARS , BRUSHES , COMBS , WHIPS. Stock Saddles , Cow-Boy out fits , and Spurs. R. hi. HAMILTON. FACTS REGARDING 8 ? , Sarbr's ' Im Join's STEALTH andVTQOKof YOTJTK : In all those Hseasfs requiring u certain and efficient TONIC , i-.pcui.illv ! > } spepsia.\Vantof ApiieUtt'.hifllpes- lon , l..iok of Strength , etc. , its tisr is uiuikti ! vltli immt.Mli.ite end nomicriul remits. Hours , miscicsuud niTveireci-ivc new lorce. nli\ < : : : ! IMS mind and supplU-s Ursin rower. 1 A FfcJiK'S * suOeriiij ; irons all con-plaints * ! * 3. Wai S.3 peculiar to thelrsxvill liml ! n ) K. HAKTEli'B IRON TONIC aJo anil M'i t < iy ? ' : ra. ! t gives u rlenr and licalliiy uomiilvxlon Tiic strousen tcstimonv to tlic valwc 01 Dr. . \im-ir I * Iitov Toxic K'lliat Jrriniert attfiiils > ruintcrl'i iltiijrliatc niih added In ! lic | > oiml3r- " . ol till ! original. If yon t'trni"l > l - - lriI I > itltb unot eBrinifnt | pet the Oitu.KtAi. A'.U I5i IR. M/ierrcs's lcon > omo is ? an SA-.C fcv ALL D'V-iaaU.TS AND CCA'.CfiS EVcnYV-.S RC. for the workins class. Send 10 cents fnr postage , and we will mail you free , iOLDi ( a royal , valuable box of sample goods that will put you in the way of making ore money In a few days than you ever thought po'- Jle at any business. Capital not required.c will urt you. You can work all the time or in spare time tly. The work is universally adapted to both seie- . 'ung ' and old. You can easily earn from 50 cents to every evening. That all who wait work iniy test c business , we make this unparalleled offer ; to all lie are not well satisfied we will send $1 to pay for e trouble of writing us. Full particulars , directions , c. , sent free , fortunes will be made by those who vc their whole time to the work. Great success solutely sure. Don't delay. Start now. Address N & CO. , Portland. Maine. 2-35. M I "if Scml sis cents forpostageand UM I i L rccc''vc ' frec- costly box of f n I i | goods which will help y u to I III im Wm I more money right away than ythlng else In this world. All of elthersex , succeed jm first hour. The broad road to fortune opens be- re the workers , absolutely sure. At once address ? UE & CO. , AucustP , Maine. 2-33. * J 9 9o o * ? te CQ C9 C9O CQ § td Co LOWER THAN BYEE BEFORE. McCRACKEN'S JEWELRY STORE. T ARAPAHOE STAR MILLS FLOUR. WARRANTED TO BE T FINEST , FLOUR IK THE MARKET. > FOR SALE HAYDEN f CO , AGENTS , McCOOK , - NEBRASKA. FREES & HOCKNELL , PROPRIETOKS OF THE MUFF DEALERS IN Lumber , Lime , Cement , Sash , Dooi/s / , Blinds , Hard and Soft Coal. YARDS AT McCook , Indianola , Cambridge , Arapahoe , and Oxford. Furniture Emporium , r/2 r m c : r O > oOJ § § o - > 02 J. E. BERGER , Pro4rietor { , McCOOK , NEB. ADVICE TO MOTHERS. Are you disturbed at nislit nnd broken of your re t by a sick child suffcriiif ; and cryinK with pnin of cut- tins teeth ? If so. send at once and fce : a boie ! of . . . _ . . , _ . . , : , . , - , vl-- . II r-.1. . ' f ; | v- - f. fk- r-0 . - A..M. WM.diwW w d Sl I * lflr * * * " 4--i -W.--i Its value is Incalculable. U will r-'Heve ibc poor little sufferer Immediately. Depend ibon it. mothers there is no mistake about it It cu-'ffi dysentery and diarrhoea , regulates the stomach and bowels , cure- , wind colic , softens the pum" , reduc-Sa Inflammation , and Rives tone and energy to tlw whole system. Mrs. WhshT's Sthi = s Srnp fr Cillirsi Ccthis : : pleasant to the taste , and ! > the pri-erptlon ! of one of the oldest and best female nurs nnd pay-lclan * In the I'nited States , aim is for > -alJ by all druggists throughout the world. Price 25 ctiit' ' a bottle. k a week at home. $5 outat fw. 1'ay absolutely - : solutely sure. Xo jlsk. ( Capital not reauir- I ed. Kcader. if you wailt business at which , _ Jpersons of either sexJ young or old. can make creat pay all the time they.work , with absolute certainty , write for particulars to II. ITALLKTT Ic CO. Portland , Malsc. I t-tt Our Opinion. After selllnjr numberless pro iration ? . we are con- vlnced that BEGGS * TP.OPIO .L OIL U nnwiualrd. For pain , cuts , bruises , rheum ; i m. frost bites , chll- Wains , etc. . ills warranted by i , L. Green and John- ton ft Sp WIcf. BAR/BER / SHOP. . 11 t. * Q * - - < 2 _ _ r(0 ( * , _ . A. P. HARP'S * * A/ FOR FIRST-CLASS SHAVE QR HAIR CUT. HOT & /SOLDBATHS / nif SHORT NOTICE. dies' and Children's Hair Dressinga specialty. r