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FIRST LOVE. Kale Dallas was the prcCticst girl in socictjftha > i\vintcr. * Peoplc's-'fcfeas of beauty diflcr as widely tvVtho' poles , "but Kate's dewy , .scarlet lips' , and pearl-clear complexion , with its rich relief of golden hair and oycs deep lilue , like the petal of a lark spur , claimed a sort of allegiance from every one and I , as Miss Dallas' fiance of course was the mark of envy for half the young men about town.And , to tell the truth , I could hardly realize iny own good luck ! She had really promised to be mine the fair , graceful young belle to be come the oeacon star of iny home the guardian angel of my life ! I tried to think of these things when I saw her the queen o the drawing-room circles and the favorite where all were fair ! And I tried moreover to remember them when it happened , as it often did , that Kate was unreasonable or disposed to be capricious and exacting. "You late Fernando ! " are .to-night , she said , pettishly , one evening as I came into her"presence. She was looking bewitchingly pretty , with her cherry lower lip pouted a tre- lle her pretty brows contracted and a deep carmine flush upon her cheeks , while the violet silk dress that she wore made her "blonde beauty even more brilliant ' than i § natural effect. ' 'Just five Ininutes , Kate that s all ! " I apologized , as I set down beside , her , and drew her little hand into mine , by way of making peace with her. But she jerked it petulently away. "Did you bring the white tea roses ? " "I couldn't get them Katie upon my word. There has been a lloral masque rade somewhere up town , and every tea rose is gone. I ordered a lot of white violets they are sweeter still ! " "I don't want them , " fretted my fiance. "When I say tea roses I mean tea roses ! " "But , Katie , I'm not a magician , to make flower blossoms at midwinter ! " " 1 wont have the violets , any way ! " said Kate fanning herself violently. "Don't sit so close to me , Fernando you have been smoking ! with a curl of her pretty * lip and an indescribable grimace of disgust. "Only o ° ne' cigar , Katie , and I sup pose that the wind would have removed all traces of that long before I got here ! " I confessed in laughing contri tion. tion."I "I hate cigars ! " "But , Katie " "And you know it , Fernando Orr. " "Indeed , " Katie , I didn't intend to annoy you.1' "But you do annoy me and you keep annoying me and " "Stop a minute , Katie ! " There was a something in her tone , that warned me to protect , my own dignity. "Do 3011 really mearnvhat you say ? ' ' ' 'Yes , ' ' she retorted. ' " 'I suppose you take me for a child , who don't under stand her own words , but I'm not a child , and I won't be treated so ! " Katie ! " "And I won't be scolded , either. " went on the spoiled child , shrugging up , " , * , ° ° n * * i m her shoulders. 11L never many a man that won't indulge me and look up to me , and let me have my own way in everything. I can't bear to be snubbed , and governed , and scolded , and I won't I'll break the engagement first ! " "Are you in. earnest ? " I asked gravely. . " She tore the diamond ring from her forefinger and gave it back to me ! "There ! " she said , defiantly. "I am free from man's tyranny now , at all events ! " Perhaps she thought I would insist on her retaining the sparkling token of our engagement perhaps she expected a pretty little scena , wherein 1 should go down on my knees and ask pardon for my cigar and the missine tea roses , and the five minutes of tardiness , and the various other delinquencies of which I had most undoubtedly been guilty. But if any such impression had taken possession of her mind , she was very soon disabus'ed of it. I had already endured enough to bring me to the lim its of patience , and rose quietly up. " then Katie ! " "Good-by , , * "Good-by , Mr. Orr ! " 1 stopped at the door and turned round. "Katie , if you should think better of this during the next week I will come to you at any time you choose to send for me ! " "You jaeedn't trouble yourself , " ' said Kate haughtily : "Ishall not send ! " So we parted for fifteen long years. It was love's first young dream with me , and Twas a little inclined to be sen timental about it at first but then years afterward , when I married Florence Silon , out in Chicago , I was as heart whole a young gentleman as the United States could afford. Florence wes not , perhaps , so radiantly pretty as Kate Dallas had been , but she had one of those pure faces which make a man feel better and holier only for looking.into its sweet lineaments ; and , moreover , Florence didn't object to cigar smoke , and had a way of being satisfied with whatever offerings I laid at her feet , whether they were tea roses or white violets. And when I saw Florence Silon sitting opposite me as my wife , I could not regret the abrupt termination of my first engagement , although I still reinbered Kate Dallas' golden hair and limpid eyes ; and wondered within my self wlilit luckless cavalier was the pres ent object of her pretty despotism ! * * * * * "Fernando , I'm quite sure you have missed the way ! " I burst out laughing at the bewilder ment of my wife's voice. I * I looks like it , Flora , I must say. < Well , wo must drive back to the last cross-roads five miles if it is astep. " I looked around at the fine old woods on either side of the solitary road , in hopes of seeing something like a human habitation. , "Look , Florence ! ' ' I cried triumph antly , as I checked my horse , "isn't K that smoke ? " Florence shook her head. Mist from some low-lying stream , more likely , " she said , incredulously. "As if my eyesight were not more trustworthy than that ! I tell you , young lady , that is smoke. There's a rural cot among those cedars , and I in tend to cast myself and 3011 upon the hospitality of these dwellers in the wil derness. I am hungry. " "So am I , " laughed my wife , "but I don't believe " I sprang out , picketed my horse to a tall birch sapling and gave my arm os tentatiously to my bright-eyed compan ion. ion."At all events , " I said , "we'll go and see. " Across the cool aisles of the midsum mer woods through dense underbrush and thickets of wild roses , that show ered their pink petals round our feet as we walked over a clear stream , by the aid of a fallen log , we made our way , until Florence's doubts were solved by the actual appearance of a little one- story cottage or cabin of unpainted wood , in a stump-dotted clearing , where a melancholy pig , rooting under the-porch foundation , and a patcli of yellow-looking stunted cabbages in the back-ground , denoted something like civilization. "Oh , Fernando ! " whispered my wife , as we saw a course-looking shock-head ed man , smoking a short black pipe in the porch , with his elbows on his knees and a greasy newspaper before him , while two or three sun-burned elves in faded clothing played around his feet. "Let us go back ! This is such a horrid place ! " "I dare-say we can bu3T a draught of milk or even a raw cabbage here , ' I re assured her. "Why , Florence , child you wouldn't make much of a soldier ! " The man looked up as we approached and we explained the dilemma in which we found ourselves. "Oh , of course of course , " he said , with a gleam of courtesy which showed he had not always passed his life in these dreary wilderness. "Sit down. Jamie , call 3our mother. I believe my wife's somewhere round at the back of the house , splitting kindlings. " Florence opened wide her soft brown eyes at- this speech. "You are an invalid ? " "An invalid , " with a hearty laugh , which plainly indicated the sound con dition of his lungs at least. "Not * much of the invalid about me , I guess ? " "Then why don't you split the kind lings for her ? " asked frank Florence. Ho arched his eyebrows with lazy scorn. "I don't believe in this business of Woman's Rights and Female Suffrage , " he answered , slowly pulling at the black pipe "I'm for keeping women down where the } * belong. If my wife isn't hard at work she'll be whining and complaining about the days when we were better off. I'm not the man to humor a woman's whims. St. Paul's better than any of your modern apostles tles , and he believed in keeping women at work. Florence was about indignantly to combat this position when a little bare legged urchin came tumbling round the corner of the house. "Mother ain't splittin' kindlings she's gone to the spring for water ! I hollered to her to come quick , Poppy wanted her ! " "That's right , sonm ! " said our host complacently. Almost in the same minute a bowed- down , weary-looking woman emerged from the wall of woods below the house , carrying a brimming pail of water in either hand a faded , bonnet- less woman , whose yellow , lustreless hair was twisted into a tight knot at the back of her head and whose brow was already seamed with wrinkles , though she had scarcely reached middle age. Yet there was an impalpable something in the wan face that strained my mem ory strangely. "Kate Dallas ! " I involuntarily ex claimed. She stopped and set down her pails , coloring scarlet ; I saw that our recog nition wars mutual. "Let me carry them I said , advanc ing."Needn't "Needn't trouble yourself ! " said the master of the house. "She is used to it ; aren't you Kitt } * ? So you know my wife , eh sir ? " I introduced myself and Florence ? and learned , in my turn , that my "first love" was married to Mr. Sykes , who had failed in business three times in New York and its neighboring cities , and taken to "farming" by way of final settlement in life. "You see that we are very poor , " ' Kate nervousl * "and " began , } , "Nothing to be ashamed of in that , " broke in her husband as she was stop ped by a fit of coughing , the consequence quence of a black pipe which Mr. Sykes had relighted and was puffing vigor ously into her face. "You don't object to smoke nowa days , Katie , " I saida * little mischiev ously. But I was sorry a moment after ward , when I saw the scarlet mounted into her cheek. We remained only long enough to partake of a slight repast of crackers and milk , and Katie turned away her head as Mr. Sykes pocketed the bank- bill I handed him , with a gruff : "All's fish that comes to my net ! " Poor Kathie ! I knew how mortified she was , but I did not wish to witness her discomfiture. And I have not seen my first love since. ia * Blue Grass Breeders. Mr. R. S. Withers of Fairlawn Stock Farm , Lexington , Ky. , writes : "I have such confidence in St. Jacobs Oil , the that I use it on great pain-cure , every thing ; myself , my horses , my negroes. Everybody and every horse , for all kinds of aches and pains , believe in its sovereignty as a cure " Do not forget that the pigs like a drink of fresh , cool water as much as other animals. The slops they receive will not always suffice. It is merciful , and profitable as well , to give them ac cess to all the pure water they can drink , even if the3 * can not have the bath they love so well. Dairying in Great Britain is growing with great rapidity. It emplo3's $875- 000,000 to § 1,000,000,000 of tenants' capital , and 86,500,000,000 to $7,000- 000,000 of landlords' . Yet the weekly consumption of milk is but 3 pints per inhabitant ; of butter , 3i ounces ; of cheese , 4 ounces.a Public speakers and singers use Pico's Cure for hoarseness and R-cak lungs. The family of vridow Elizabeth Ellis of Abbe ville county. " South Carolina , numbers 195. Storm Signals. As the coming of a great storm is heralded by the display of cautionary signals , so is the approach of that dread and fatal disease , Consumption of the Lungs , usually announced in ad vance by pimples , blotches , eruptions , ulcers , glandular swellings , and kindred - dred outtvard manifestations of the in ternal blood poison , which , if not promptly expelled from the system , at tacks the delicate tissues of the lungs , causing them to ulcerate and break down. Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" is the great remedy for this , as for all diseases having their origin in bad blood. It improves the appetite and digestion , increases nutrition and builds up the wasted system. An Ohio fanner says that a mule can be cured of kicking by catching hold of his leg while in the act. But when the unfortunate operator is sailing through the empyrean dome , he probably wishes he hadn't interfered with the inalienable rights and hereditary customs of the mule. Fuck. Young or middle-aged men , suffering from nervous debility or kindred affec tions , should address , with three letter stamps for large treatise , World's Dis pensary Medical Association , Buffalo , N. Y. _ An exchange says butter was first used as a medicine. It is now used for wagon grease and a good many wagons have been laid by in the fence corner. Come to think of it , we have heard butter and medicine mentioned in connection. A very particular friend of ours told us he'd rather cat soap grease than but ter. But we suppose his bringing up had something to do with it. Clinton JJlade. For diarrhffie. cholera morbus , dysen tery and bloody-flux , coh'c or cramps in stomach , use Dr. Pierce's Compound Extract of Smart-Weed. Specific , also , for breaking up colds. Politics makes strange befellows. How would the Widow Butler's night cap look hanging"on Cliet. Arthur's bed- post. Gorhnm Mountaineer. The state of Maine has 64,480 farms , which is only 20,000 more than Massa chusetts has , though Maine is terri torially much the largest state. In 1879 the estimated value of all farm products for the 3ear was $21,945,489. Maine is a good deal of an agricultural state. The nerves and brain depend almost entirely upon sleep to recruit their forces. In the early history of England person were put to death by deprivations of sleep and invariably died raving mani acs. People who are starved to death suffer brain starvation also , and pass from hallucinations to insanity. - ma - The flight of the Pen. Oh , the orator's voice is a mighty power , As it echoes along the green , But the fearless pen has more sway o'er man To sound the praises of Carboline. In South America there is found a fruit which boiled with tough moat makes it tender. The boarding-house motto , "BlessOurllonie , " may yet become less of a mockery. A Special Invitation. We especially invite a trial by all those suf ferers from Kidney nnd Liver complaints who have failed to obtain relief from other reme dies and trom doctors. Nature's great reme dy , Kidney-Wort , has effected cures in many obstinate case's. It acts at once On the Kid neys , Liver and Bowels , cleansing1 the system of nil poisonous humors nnd restoring a healthy condition of those important organs. Do not bo discouraged , but try it. The terrible drought in the vicinity of Sierra Magoda , Mexico , threatens to depopulate the city and vicinity. i > i , attention ! In the Diamond Dyes more coloring is given thnn in any known dyes , and they give faster nnd more brilliant colors. lOc. nt all druggists ; . Everybody praises them. Wells , Richardson & Co. , Bur lington , Vt. A prominent alienist when asked what was the leading cause of insanity answered , "Ex . " cess. _ Farmer * and Stockmen. The only remedy that readily cures Galls , Cuts nnd Wounds on horses and cattle , nnd always brines the hair in the orif-Inal color. Is Veterinary Carbollsalve. In SO cents and n.tt ) cans , at Druggists or by mall. , Prop'sI31ack Klver Falls , "WIs. Absurdities of fashion are increasing. The latest "wrinkle" is to wear gold earings in the shape of elephants. _ A CARD To all who are suffering from errors and indiscretions of youth , nervous weakness , curly decay , loss of manhood , &c. . I will send a receipe that will cure , FBEE OP CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send self- nddressed envelope toHEV. JOSEPH T. Station D , New York. It is now absolutely settled that the Arkwas a row-boat , as it was navigated by a Noah. The new combination of Smart Weed and Belladonna , as used in Carter's Backache Plas ters has proved to be one of the best that could be made. Try one of these popular plasters in any case of weak or lame back , backache , rheu matism , neuralgia , soreness of the chest or lungs , < fcc. , and you will be surprised and pleased by the prompt relief. In bad cases of chronic dyspepsia , a plaster over the pit of the stomach stops the pain at once. Ask for Car ter's Smart Weed and Belladonna Backache Plasters. Price 25 cents. Indians are more experienced and better hop- pickers than Chinamen in Oregon. Take care of your Liver. A great number of the diseases to which mankind are liable arise from a disordered condition of this organ. Keek it in a sound and healthy condition and you can defy disease. PKICKIT Asn BITTEKS are especially adapted for this purpose , being composed of drugs which act on the Liver , giving it tone and strength to withstand ma- California has a horse thief who styles him self "Jesse James Xo. 2. " HEI.P WANTED--FE3IAI.ES. Wanted Ladles and gentlemen to take nice light , pleasant work at their own homes ( distance no objec tion ) ; work sent by mall : 82 to to adaycanbequietly madetnocanvasslnK. Plea e address at once : UELI- ABLE MAXUFACTUING Co. , Philadelphia. Pa. Box 15U3- Ice an inch thick formed at Reno , Nov. , one day last week. IT IS A SPECIFIC V llT IS RELIABLE TOE. " la curing Briglit'a Kidney & Liver Troubles , < § Disease , Pains In the Bladder. Urinary andJfeSuBaokIiolas or Sides. Uver Diseases , Dropsy , Detention or Non-Beten- Gravel and Diabetes. tion of Urine. HICHLY RECOMMENDED , It cures Biliousness , Headache , Jaundice , Sour Stomach ach , Dyspepsia , Constipation and Piles. IT WORKS PROMPTLY and cores Intemperance , Nervous Diseases , General Debility , Excesses and Fcmalo Weakness. USE IT AT ONCE. It restores the KUTNEYS , UVER and BOWELS , to i healthy action and CTJHES when all other medicines fill. Hundreds have been saved who have been given up to dlo.by friends and physicians. - Price 81.25. Send tor Illustrated Pamphlet to HUNT'S REMEDY CO. , Providence , R. I. - SOLD BY ATiTi DRUGGISTS. 9 For Dyipepil * , Indirection , Veprewlon of Bptrlu and General Debility , in tbotrYmrioni forms : a. * * ) as a prersntlTe asalnit Forer and Ague , and other Intermittent Feren , the "Fcrro-Pho phe > - rated Elixir of CulUoyn , " made by CatwelU Hazard & Co , New York , and gold by all drnmriiU. li the beat tonlci and for patients recorerlng from ferer or other sickness , It has no equal. Potatoes are a drag on the New York mar kets , and are rottcntng there by thousands. "Rnutrh on Tooiu v\c i - . " Ask for It. In- itant relief , quick cure. ISc. Druggist * . George Chase , aged 13 years , recently treed an eight hundred pound bear near Chico , Cal. , and killed it with his father's gun. "Rough on I > ntUt' Tooth Fowclrr. Fine Smooth , Cleansing , Ucrreshlnc , I'rcserratlrc. Uc. The industrious boot-maker ought to live forever. He Is forcvcrlastlng. AIlon'H Iron Tonic Illttors ritrrnitlicng fnd fortlftps the nyhtem nu'iiliint dlgeasi * . All genuine bear the slxnatuie of J. P. Allen , DrugglHt , St. 1'aul. Minn. Bears and panthers are a source of consider able trouble to owners of sheep in southern Oregon. Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds , and rheumatism are relieved bv Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment Sold" by druggists. Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul sions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists. Headaches , constipation , liver complaint , billiousness arc cured by that mild , cleansing remedy which never produces pain , EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cents. Sold by druggists. An economical man will keep the leather of his harness soft and pliable , which preserves It from cracking or ripping. He always uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sold by all 'Harness Makers. One-third of all who die in active middle life are carried off by consumption. The most frequent cause is a neglected cold , cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , allot which may be permantlv cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists. A farmer's wealth depends on the condition of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they are especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds , and all diseases which destroy animals. Thou sands of dollars are saved annually by that val uable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDI TION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children are suffer ing and need for their relief DR. WIN- CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , whlch.is use ful not only for all the disorders of teething infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat , colic and cramps of older children , and should always be kept in every house for emergencies. Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists. Sure of Ills Future * Chicago News. "Lend you money , sir ! How -on earth can you ever pay ? " "Well , sir , I am going to be a very rich man soon. " "How's that ? " "I'm going to marry the richest young woman in New York. " "You don't say ! " "Yes , I do. " "When did she accept you ? " "I haven't said anything to her about it. " "Then how in the world " "Her father has hired me as coach man , and " "Ah , well , then , of course , sir. What sum do you wish ? " Skinny Mpn.'WeTls'Health Renewer" reitorti health and visor , cares Dyspepsia , Impotence. II. Ef common sense was taxable some ov us would be exempt. When you visit New York City , via Central dcpot-saveBaggageExprcssageand 53 Car riage Hire , and stop at the Grand Union Ho tel , opposite said depot. Six hundred elccant rooms lilted up at a cost of one million dollars ; § 1 and upwards per day. European plan. El evator. Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars , stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the City. The wild ducks are great enemies to the trout crop of California , as they feed continu ally on thcspa-vn. Ronzti on P-tln" r ron Plaster , for Bachoche , Pains in the Chest. Rheumatism. 25c. Politics and veracity have the same number of letters , but there the resemblance ceases. PEIGKLY Xho majority of the ilia of the human tody arioo front a derangement of the BIver , affecting both the stomach and bowels. J order to effect a cure , it is necessary to remove the cause. Irregu lar and Sluggish action of the Bowel * , Headache,8ictnes3 at the StomachPain in the Sack and Loins , etc. , indicate that the XAvsriaat fault , and tliatnaturerc- quircs assistance to enable this organ , to throto off impurities , prfcfcly AsU ssittefaansespeclallv compounded for this purpose , They are mild in their action and effective as a cure ; are pleasant to the taste and taken easily by both children and adults. So * Ttcn according to directions , they are a oafecndpleasantciireforayB&e&sla , General Debility , Habitual Con- Btlpation , Diseased Kidneys , etc.etc. jl5oBIoodI tirifier ftey are superior to any other medicine ; cleansing the system thoroughly , and Imparting new life and energy to the in valid. It Is a medicine OTwf cot an. intoxicating : beverage * ASK 70D8 DRUGGIST FOB PRICKLY ASH IIT7EI5 , ndtafco no other. PBICS , LOO per Bottle. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO..SOLE PROPRIETORS CULouia and -I COURTSHIP and MARRIAGE. I "Wonderful secrets , revelations and i discoveries for married or tingle , UP B 'ecnrinf'healtli.wealthandhappinesa 10 au. 'j.hiB nanusomo book of i ° paffca , mailed f or onljf 10 cents by the Union Publishing Co. . > ewark , JS. J. Lady Agents Wanted To ipll Dr. Linguist's Spinal Iloalth Corbet. Apply to Dn. Lixcn t > T briXAi. COKSET Co. , 412 Broadway , > . V experienced Book and Bible Agents In every County. Liberal salaries paid. Address , Hating experience , P. O. Box g. g. , St. Lonls , SIo. . , ' ' . Iowa. Kuxlncaa College .radical ' TW. . kerifrsan TiuLeri : tnule&J- inl'ecmrnhhori liaml Telegraph * lag ii 'inicti" for Sturtenn actual practice. Hcit location chcftpboard , Taltionlow Journal free. Jii-vi.-cj4 Pitcilia , Oes ilciccs , la 100 Doses One Dollar Can lie applied truthfully to Howl's Sanuiparllla only , ami It In an unanswerable and conInclng argument ni to the strength and rent economy of thin great incdlclnc. Hood' * Snranpnrllla Is nmdc f rootf , herbs , Imrkx , etc. , longunil favorable known forthrlr power In eradicating dlscasu from the syitem. and purifying the blood. Jtentored to llvultJi. "During the Rummer months I lin\o lici'ii name- nIi.itlubllltated or rundown. I Imvo taken Hood' * Surxaparllln , \ \ htvh ga\ * mu new life and rcxtoml mete to my wonted health and fetrenKth. " WILLIAM II. CLOL'Gii , Tllton. X. II. G\ven < in Appetite. "Wltfcfn \etek after Inking Hood' * Sarcaparllln. my appetite bepau to Improve , my headache left me , my strength seemed to lie rene ed , and I felt better In cery part of my body. I rejoice when I think of the good Hood'sPiirhapnrllln lias done me. " CIIAKLES L. BAiiniTr , Syracuse , X. Y. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by a 11 DrugglstH. * 1 ; nix for o. Made only by C. I. IIOOU & CO. , Lowell , Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar. ROWS -THE g EST TONIC. ? This medicine , combining Iron with pure vegetable tonics , quickly and completely C'urcH I.v iC | > Hli , IndlgcMlon , Wcultnetiw , Impure IJIood , H IaIariaG'UlUa and Fcventt It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of the Kti'ncyH nnd IJvcr. It is invaluable for Diseases peculiar to \Voinen , and all who lend sedentary lives. Itdocs not iiijiirc the teeth , cause hcadache.or produce constipation other Iron medicines do. Itenrichesand purifies the blood , stimulates the appetite , aids the assimilation of fowl , re lieves Heartburn and Belching , and strength ens the muscles and nerves. Vor Intermittent Fevers , Lassitude , Lack of Energy , &c. , it has no equal. jJSJ- The penuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other. UIEJIICAL CO. n LTi5ioiiEnn. de ! < iiiir > > r nitons , BOCKFORDWATCHES Areuneqiialled inEXACTING SERVICE. Used by the Chief ( Mechanician or the U. S. Coast Survey : -by tlio Admiral commandingin the U. h. 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All those painful Complaints * and Weaknesses so common * * * * to our best * * * * * * , * FKHALE i'OrULJLTIOJf. * I'rlre $1 In liquid , J.UI . or loung * form. Tts purpose is solely for the Itgltlmate Baling of disease anl the relief of pnln , and that it does ail it claims to tlu , tkoasanJaof laities can gtadlu testify. It will cure cntlrily nil Ovarian troubles , luflamina- * tlon and Ulceration , Falling and Displacements nnd consequent Spinal WiaUntss. and Is particularly adapted to the change of life. ' Goncral D liility , Hleoplcixnt-w. Uepro&lon anil lurti- ECNtloiu That IrclniK of bearing do n , ciuisinz pain , and backache , i'.nlu.iy * permanently ciirudby itansf. Send stamp to Lynn , Mas * . , for imniplikt. Lctttra pi inquirycunlidcntially answered. Foraaleatdrumitt * . DR. HEMDERSOPI , and608 Wyandotle Street Kansas City , fvSo. Aothorlzedlo treat Chronic , JCcrvous snil "Social DUeasef/'Eemlnal Weakness , ( nfffAX " " .Strual Debility ( tow of sexual potctr ) , Kcnoua IJeWIlty , etc. Cures guaran teed or money refunded. Charges low. Thousands ot cases cured. Experlcnco is Important , All medicines ready for use. No mercury or injurious medi- 1 clnes csed. No detention from bust- . ' ncsa. Patients at a distance treited by letter ana express , medicines sent everywhere free from pze or breakage. State your case and send for terms. Consultation free and confidential , personally orbyict- tcr. 'A BOOK for botn sexes Migrated-sent fealcd to ylslii cavclopo for Cc lu sumps , bcu my free JStueu-n * The above cut shor.s ourSPFCIAI , < 6 oo Belt which is Uchter , mure effecme and durable than any 1 Icctric licit in existinc ? . It cures Rheumatism , Constipation. Dyspepsia. Female\\eak- ncisKidney , bpme and Liver diseases. , etc. Send fnrcircular. Papier Electric Belt Co. , Omaha , Neb. Will bsy 25 per cent , mora Groceries at the Old E . liable Store of a. II. XVBENCIK < fe CO. , OMAHA , than can be bought elsewhere In the state. Ther ea 18 Ib * . A Sqcar for . . . . 81.OO 13 1-3 Iba. Extra O Sugar for - 81.OO 11 1-S Ibi. eranalated Hnscurfor - gll.GO 14 Ibo. Hew Orleana Sugar Tor - 191.OO And other goods In proportion. Bond for Monthly ttlce List , J. B. FKKNCH & CO. , OHABA. P ttA iST LIST OF ARTIST MATERIALS \j W. It Ji. O-.I Tube Colon , eo c. doz. ; Sibie Brushes. 'c. up. Bmtes.7- ! ; Pliquej.se.op ; Piletta.jse.j E h. 9oc ; Artists"Boies.$1.50 ; Panel * . IOC.UP ; Oilx.n e. ; Varnish , 250. . Cold er Silver Punt. 730. ; Canvisj , 75 e. jrird ; Pt.fery anil Novelties for Decorating , i c. up ; Studies rested. RK 3 3 CJ 8T * Zithers : Slieet Music. K off printed tot ; l\33 t3 O U Qs ? Musiclnsliuctnnforall Instrumemtl.soc. A. HOSPE , Omaha. Send act. Stamp for Catalogue : Revolvers. " Rifles ! .V. X. U. , Omaha , iS 42 WHEN WHITING TO ADVEKTJSKKS say you saw the advertisement in tins paper. HTE AKE OF THE BELIEF TII.VT THIXfiS ' Jme chanced to such an extent that It lifcomeu im as Important for the Physician to sot forth his idvantaw and facilities for the practice of hlspro- .esalon. as It Is that of any other liuslnc-i or profes sional man.Vc. . therefore , feel h.ippy in lieliiK able : o direct the attention of those who require Surgical > r Medical aid to the Western Medical and Surgical Institute , LOCATED AT KANSAS CITY , JIO. Th's Institute , which I under the clnrge of skilled mu eminent burgeons. Is now liestowla upon the Jeforijicd , the Lame. Helpless and i'aralv/c'i silffer- : r , upon tlio-ie. who are Kenerollyron'Idcrcd hopeless ind Incurable , untold benefltg.Ve du\oeouratten- lon to the treatment of Illp-.Inlnt Disease. White swelling. Hair I.ip. Humpback , Clul ) Foot , 1'aralj sl , Jeformedl.linbj. irlicuniatlsin.I'ilesristula , Cancer , I amorsf , Diseat-ed Hone , Disease * of the Eye and Ear. .atarrh. Female Complaints Impurity of the Blood iml other Clironlc Disorders. t"M > yR NO rincfM- ITANCES ARK P VTIKNT" ADMITTED INTO Till * ISfcTI- rUTE UXLfcS'i THEIR CASK CAJf UK ClTIklJ OK AT -EAST BENKFITTED. A larpe amount of money ha * been expended by c < j n fitting tip in the Institute the Sew < H > h Mt \ ement ure , tne only steam Propelled Motrinrnt Cure Vest of the Mississippi and East of the Itoclcy Moun- ain . PaMentsare famished the comforts of a iiorne In he institute. No efforts will be spared to make the Institute an ittrattUc home for Its Innnte , and one with which Peasant n collections of restored health will alays ic associated. Send for circular. It will be sent free. Address Dr3. DOKESOtf ( & STAEK , Surgeons In Charge , Western buixiral Institute. KANSVJCITT.MO. SLICKERS THE BEST VATBBPBOOP COAT KADE. 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